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apart from the fact that we were so far behind and because paris was paris. it was the cultural capital of the world. both of these reasons had to do with our culture, our society, our moral rules and regulations than it had to do with science. most american women at that time would have truly literally preferred to have died than to have a man examine their body and since all doctors were men, thousands of women died unnecessarily because of that. in france and europe there was no stigma about women being examined for illness or bird or whatever by male physicians, and equally important, students could make the rounds with a trained physician in the hospital to watch the physician attending during examination of the women patients. the second very important roadblock for us was the strong opposition to the use of cadavers. in many states, half of the states they were illegal. of what that meant was there was a black market for human bodies, and because of that, the bodies were very expensive and because of that, students almost never got to dissect a cadaver

one is, did i -- i must have spent a lot of time in paris. well, i would have liked to spent a lot of time in paris but i really didn't have to because the material, the letters and diaries are all here. a very large percentage of them right up there in the library of congress. what we would do is we'd go over about once a year for two weeks or more to see how much i got wrong. [laughter] >> guest: to walk around -- walk the walk, make sure i understood how long it was to get from here to there and what the restaurant really did look like and the hotel and so forth. and, of course, it's just astonishing how much all is still is there and that's part of the fun of tracking it all down. augustus st. gardens apartment is still there. the hotel where so many of them stayed. the hotel louvre where we would stay because we felt all good vibrations is all still there. the other thing i'd like to point out and particularly for students would be fellow biographers or historians -- i am often asked, understandably, perfectly good question, how much of

you should get a little place in paris, shouldn't you?tle place there and then you could, you know -- geoff: throw beads at people. craig: have your friends over! geoff: ah! craig: so, look -- i know -- thank you, people that are not meant to be here. [laughter] but i know that some of you at home are upset that we didn't take aqualad and t.j. to france. but we'll promise we'll take them tonight and they'll be on tomorrow night's show. they won't. [laughter] good night, everybody. good night. ♪ [captioning made possible by worldwide pants, inc., and the cbs television network.] captioned by the national captioning institute --www.ncicap.org-- ♪ >>> new at 11, boys being boys or criminal assault. cops discover local middle school kids that have their own fight club. >>> plus, topper's tracking how long todays warm weather will stick around. >>> but first tonight, a nation turns to its president for the state of the union address. >>> it could be his last state of the union speech, president barack obama turned the tables on his republican

by april 15 i had arrived in paris. i had arrived in paris. i walked into the hotel lobby. i imagine a mcchrystal for the first time. he looked at me and he said "so you are the rolling stone guy. i don't care about the article. i just want to be on the cover." i said "it is between you and lady gaga." i was joking. he said "just put me and lady gaga in a heart-shaped tub." >> what happened next? >> we had a non event. the key moment came the next morning on the first briefing i sat in on in the hotel room. it was the briefing were general mcchrystal at the end of the briefing started making fun of the vice president biden. he said "who is that?" then he said "biden, did you say bite me?" everybody laughed. i thought this was an imaging bunch of guys and now they're talking about the civilian leadership. >> did they ever say to you "this is off the record. you cannot write about this." two times he asked me to keep it off the record. >> did you? >> i did. i honor that agreement. the attitude was we're not going to tell you what to write. go for it. it has been interesting t

middle school in suburban paris is typical.tually all french kids eat lunch at school and we are not talking burgers and fries. on the very adult menu here today, fresh fruit natures, selection of cheeses and veal with lentils or baked fish with peas so i'm looking around and i don't see any ketchup. where is the ketchup? there is no ketchup says this school nutritionist. >> why not ketchup? these foods don't need ketchup. if i gave you some ketchup, would you have ketchup with that? at the risk of corrupting france's future leaders we put the ban to test. >> i take it. ♪ >> reporter: watch the ketchup criminal's face carefully. he knows it's wrong but he can't resist. >> reporter: why do you like ketchup? "it has a lot of taste," he says. of course, just like in the u.s., the ban on unhealthy food is in property a concern about child obesity. why ketchup? well, it has a lot of salt and sugar known to make us fat. you can understand why the french are getting a little paranoid about their food. there are more than a thousand mc

. >> she goes, oh, they're in paris. i'm like paris, california? no, paris, france.reporter: as time passed linda's sister kathy jacoby was worried, too. she was sure linda would be too excited to keep the details of a trip to paris a secret. no, something else was going on. >> initially i was angry and i felt like i need to find out what happened so i can be angry at her. >> reporter: but her anger turned to concern when she got a call from the cat hotel where linda had boarded her six beloved cats. the manager said linda hadn't picked them up and they would soon be euthanized. >> she would have come back for her pet. i know it. that's when i went to the police. >> reporter: kathy called the san marino police, asking them to go check on the couple. but when police dropped by the house, john's mother didi turned them away. reporter mark seal. >> she was adamant that they had gone on this mission for the u.s. government, and that's where they were. she goes, i have a source who is giving me all this information about where they are, what they're doing. and he's asking

that it had in the sixty's and seventy's i believe i remember watching a performance of flames of paris with. a c.f. and the whole company just. it's so exciting they looked so fresh they looked so committed and that's something that really stuck in my mind when the offer was made it's like i had looked at this performance and i was so inspired it was it was really great. the main reason for you. spending so much time abroad first in france know in russia is because you want to become part of the european don't sing school or because that will make you great to start a back in the states and. young i mean you still have time to come back in the building the rest of your crew you know. again i feel that this it's a very global world now and i've always been up for a challenge i've always. travelled elsewhere for experience i went to paris opera school to study which was a very hard experience being the only american there and i'm very much equating that experience to this experience it might not be as challenging i hope it isn't but. it's it's it's going to be a challenge it's going to b

he got to paris. and so the english felt exhilarated, they felt that they had been given a new life, and they were mad. they were mad at the united states. the united states had stabbed them l in the back in june, they had declared war on them when they were in mortal danger from that l poll on. so they were mad. that's where the english stood at that time. where did the americans stand? well, the americans had done terrible on the ground. their whole invasion of canada had failed. and the privateers did go out, but the privateers, it takes a long time to get that all going. the privateers were going quite well, but it would take a very long time before that really came into play. what about the american navy? well, my word, the american navy was doing just great. the first defeat of the american army in canada was at detroit in august of, august 15th of 1812. madison could not believe it. he was horrified. here it was an election year, he had told everybody he was going to invade canada and do all th

again he's a photographer is all in one multi talented actor photographer director and script writer paris today on spotlight. creative as a young servant some paradis had his first brush with fame at school as an actor and director of his own shows he dreamed of being a painter or photographer and grew up to combine all these talents and dreams harassed became an elite celebrity in both hollywood and his native europe starring alongside like soft catherine deneuve isabella jeannie and maya care center listen paresi is referred to as one of the fifty most beautiful people in the world and the world's sexiest french speaker. thank you very much for being with us on the show it's great fun to her. thank you thank you well. first of all congratulations for. you having here this is this is the first exhibition of your works in a mosque should be nervous a little nervous i just discovered the wonderful place. through art gallery which is very close it's beautiful it's so well placed and the photos are really well you know some very well so far it's going pretty well. the champagne. exactly list

the downgrade in paris was not the only bad news for the eurozone. key talks to reduce the brick debt burden have run to difficulties -- the greek debt burden have run to difficulties. greece needs a new rescue package. is central to any deal is investors take significant losses. those talks appear close to collapse, raising prospects of a greek default. >> i think it is 99% certain. when you look at the greek economy and the rates it is contracting. >> france found support tonight from germany, saying the judgment of the rating agencies should not be overestimated. but now the eurozone crisis was threatening once again. bbc news, paris. >> for more on the impact of the downgrade, in joined by my guest. thank you for joining us. >> my pleasure. >> we knew this was going on. how big a deal is this? >> i think it is a bigger political deal than it is for the market's. is clear the decision today this and add new information to financial markets. in fact, it reflects information we already had. in market terms, i think the impact will be short-lived. ho

. >> reporter: hugo leads the oscar pack, the adventure of an orphan in paris picked up 11 nominations including best picture and best director. it came out just ahead of the artist with ten nominations. and also nominated in the category, war horse, the tree in life, midnight in paris, the help, extremely loud and incrediblely close and money ball. money ball is the baseball drama about the oakland as 2002 season that put brad pitt on the best actor along with george clooney. this year's contenders run the gam hot from baseball to a story of one of the most fascinating lit leaders in britain. she is nominated for her starring role in the iron lady. it's her 17th nomination. he is up against glenn close michelle williams. >> for best achievement in directing. >> reporter: woody allen is in the running for best director for midnight in paris setting up a show down between two of hollywood's heaviest hitters. cbs news, hollywood. >>> the oscar ceremony will be on february 26th with the return of billy crystal as the host. >>> and now it's time for the weather. and we are having, i think,

the concierge is emblematic of paris. the job goes back 200 years. these days there are fewer and fewer. the pay is not great and the work is changing. the popular term -- image of the concierge of a fat, lazy woman watching television and spying on the neighbors. the reality is rather different. famousance's most concierges cents awarded the order of merit by the government for her years in a housing complex. she loves the work and the people. but -- things are getting tougher, she says. it is hard to find a new concierge. people are rooter. it was not like that 15 years ago. a classic -- she retires after 35 years of service, helping neighbors and keeping order. will the next generation also have what it takes? >> putting his feet up. >> i think it is going to be about a month. he was banned for eight games, it was announced last week. the or maybe the week before. liverpool accepted the ban. they are not going to appeal. before that game, they gave a statement as to what they felt about the band. we can have a look at them now. they constructed a

so the two euro zone indices, the paris and frankfurt is off by 0.5% and the paris cac current off by 0.67%. >>> take a look at the numbers we have in asia today, not a lot to celebrate. worries about the debt crisis in europe is becoming ever more pressing for investors in the asian markets. it remains a risk story. people looking at safe havens and asia certainly not being considered in that category even though if you look at japan where the economy there is performing unspectacularly but it is actually still chugging way with some sort of modest growth going on there. the nikkei down by 0.8%. you have the greek prime minister warning about this uncontrolled default if wage cuts are not made in greece. and we've got the attention on spain as well, the regional government of valencia is late repaying a loan to deutsche bank and that's fueling fears that spain may also need some additional support from central authorities there. so add all that together and you get more red arrows than green here in asia, charles. >>> meanwhile on wall street, not a very exciting day, certainly thin

oleksandr results of producing a record breaking one hundred eighty three kilometer no heat in the paris shot contest and sergei further up edging out sunday's oscillation in the captain's deal which saw some extra hockey skills on display from the two legends i think will like it. having. sun just like that i like that it was it was sort of very technical material so it was different it was new how the words were like it and it was it was good innovation meanwhile the most i guess in contest shootouts left many dealt if it's really possible in this world what's blooding address into the various sankoh is the reason i don't know how what does that look like the puck was going our way in the wrong side mccain back this way so i don't know if you know he's a magician. the secret was that i just made a tiny hole in the park and pollution one through did you. know most my father told me the street she did the job on no three previous occasions take a chill star game so the team from the east claimed victory over the peak of the west so this time around chris hope we were about to witness som

travelled elsewhere for experience i went to paris opera school to study. which was a very hard experience being the only american there and i'm very much equating that experience to this experience it might not be as challenging i hope it isn't but. it's it's it's going to be a challenge it's going to be. i'm really going to have to step up to the plate there's a lot of pressure but also i hope i will leave the experience completely enlightened and more textured as a person those talk about the ceiling and also the walls i mean you you're here in this theater which was close for about five years more than five years and six years of it just opening opening up to reconstruct construction with your opinion i mean the place i first off i'm amazingly intimidated i think it's. i danced in the theater once before the renovation and it was it was a memorable experience then but now having come back joining the company as a premiere doing the premiere of sleeping beauty with it is a it's. it's an intimidating experience but it's so it's spiraling it's and i'm i'm

joined by dr venter while in hanover he is an associate professor of government at dartmouth college in paris we cross to the end of jonestown she is an independent political commentator and author of fool's crusade yugoslavia nato and western delusions and in london we have nick mayo he is a foreign correspondent for the sunday telegraph all right folks this is crossfire that means you can jump in anytime you want and i very much encourage it and i'd like to first go to diana diana is the the intervention that we saw nato undergo was it an intervention without responsibility because libya is a mess and it's getting messier all the time and particularly in light of the last few hours a day or so of torture charges and the n.p.c. is proving to be very very inept. well that was perfectly foreseeable but when you when you go in and change a regime by bombing you know you clearly are causing chaos. and they didn't seem to care that they were going to be causing chaos because they didn't like gadhafi and they seized an opportunity to get rid of a leader that they didn't like figuring perhaps wrong

. >>> in france, a pair of pandas in china are getting comfortable in a new home in a paris zoo. z and 11 arrived today via a special panda express plane. the two are on loan and will stay for a year. officials hope the pandas will breed during their stay in paris. >>> come tomorrow 4,500 people living in a remote area in alaska should get much needed fuel as they face what is said one of the most severe winters in decade. a russian tanker carrying fuel made it there this weekend just a half mile away from noms harbor. a storm in november prevented the area from getting any fuel deliveries without help, fuel supplies were expected to run out well before the next planned barge delivery this summer. >>> a different type of loss for a bay area softball league. what was stolen from here that has them asking for help and the support already coming in. >>> looking for love in san francisco? find out where the city ranks as far as best cities to find a date. it's the perfect time to find great deals on the 4g lte devices you love. like the droid bionic by motorola for $199.99. or the pa

their international community in order to reach this syrian people freedom although it's been run by paris based exile about how the asson see has been recognized as the country's lead determined government by the new libyan authorities and supported by some and nato countries. which has made some doubt the council's innocent intentions with regards to libya the promise that nato made to the national transitional council perspective leaders was that they be given a major seat at the table in a new libya so there is power broking going on behind the scenes and i absolutely wager that the same thing is happening with syria they've either been bought off financially or they've been promised a major role in a new syrian regime the national call was in there are clear is national transitional council and the syrian national council well it's not just their names they have in common supported and sponsored from abroad i think he likes opposition forces and their major goal is to overthrow the regime but there is a difference to the absences huts courters are not in damascus but here in istanbul

. >> paris. paris. paris. >> well, the judges -- >> is it?you gave the correct answer. 1-0 for jordin. six grammy nominations, best-selling album of 2001. the correct answer would have been paris. jordin, you're in the lead and also an "american idol" champ, but the original "idol" herself, kelly clarkson, has a new big hit called "stronger." listen to the words and see if you can finish the lyrics. ♪ what doesn't kill you makes you stronger ♪ >> what comes next? >> what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. >> well, that's possible but not correct. jordin, do you know? >> i actually don't. what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. >> fighter. fighter. >> i'm so sorry. >> a fighter. >> she's not going to be happy with me. >> before she made it on "idol" she was a guest star on "dharma and greg." you know this song. do you know who sings it? name the band. >> oh, i know. >> hoda! ♪ you make me feel like >> shell ray something? >> well, the answer is cobra starship, but they're friends with the gym class heroes. >> this game stinks. >> the winne

comedy, midnight in paris. setting up a showdown between the two. >> and the oscar ceremony will be february 26th, with the return of billy crystal as the host. >> i have only seen two of those movies. >> well, i beat you, but not by much. >>> still to come tonight on eyewitness news. making a mistake in a big game can lead to outrage for fans. and ravens kicker billy cundiff. ,,,,,,,,,,,, on my journey across america, ,,,,,,,,,,,, i've learned that when you ask someone in texas if they want "big" savings on car insurance, it's a bit like asking if they want a big hat... ...'scuse me... ...or a big steak... ...or big hair... i think we have our answer. geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. >>> well, nursing wounds, understandably. mark is looking understandably -- here with the sports report. >> they are pro athletes and they have to suffer with the mistakes they made. the conference championship featured a couple of mistakes that kept two teams from reaching the super

war horse, theistry of life, "moneyball," midnight in paris. "hugo," "theelp." >> best actresshat performance stands out. of the nominees for best actress. >> of thos nomineees, i think meryl streep is formidable and really quite remarkable as-- in a very flawed movie about margaret thatcher. i thought viola davis brought extraordinary poise and digni and depth and emotion to "the help." i liked, also, gle close in "albert nobbs." it's in some ways a stunt performance. she's playing a woman who disguised herself as a man. but i think it's-- that's a triumph of technique. i like those three. i look rooney mara, too. >> rose: you liked everybody, didn't you? >> i like them all. >> rose: pick out one for god's sake. don't tell us you like them all. >> streep gave us insights into what it's like to be a powerful person losing it, into senescence. >> rose: losing power and your-- >> and talking to phantoms and the way her eyes seem to look around corners. she still had a kind of paranoia of power going, even sitting in her bedroom. so i found that e