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i'd like to thank patton oswalt and apologize to matt damon. our show, but if you head to my twitch channel you can watch me play "fortnite" until my wife gets mad. i'll see you there. up. and now they have the department of justice on their side. >> only on abc 7, robin william's son opens up about his struggles and the his advocacy work during the pandemic. >> face coverings are about to be mand tour. >> the holiday weekend forecast is up. > ilding bter bay area for a safe and secure future. this is abc 7 news. >>> we will not be doing church like we used to, so we're not going to put peoples' lives in jeopardy. >> tonight the battle between church and say it is heating up. more than 1,200 california pastors say they will defy the governor's orders and hold services on may 31st. thank you for joining us. i'm dan ashley. >> and i'm ama daetz. j.r. stone is following the growing debate and has more from oakland. >> the church is essential, especially for times like these. >> bishop bob jackson of acts full gospel church in oakland making a plea
i'd like to thank patton oswalt and apologize to matt damon. our show, but if you head to my twitch channel you can watch me play "fortnite" until my wife gets mad. i'll see you there. up. and now they have the department of justice on their side. >> only on abc 7, robin william's son opens up about his struggles and the his advocacy work during the pandemic. >> face coverings are about to be mand tour. >> the holiday weekend forecast is up. > ilding bter bay area...
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actor and comedian patton oswalt. an all new "closer look.eaturing the 8g band with fred armisen ♪ and now, seth meyers >> seth: welcome to "late night. how is everybody doing we're about to go on hiatus for a week, which is cool, but also, this was the only thing on my calendar and also, my calendar is just some hash marks i made on the wall with a screwdriver. anyway, let's get to the news. president trump was tested this morning for coronavirus and said, quote, i tested very positively in another sense. so this morning i tested positively toward the negative, right? so, no, i tested perfectly this morning, meaning i tested negative which makes me wonder, exactly how deep do they push that swab? president trump yesterday congratulated his daughter tiffany on twitter for graduating from law school, which is actually kind of a sweet way to say, i don't have your number. president trump today visited a ford factory in michigan that is building ventilators amid the coronavirus pandemic and after plenty of begging, they let him put a mud flap on
actor and comedian patton oswalt. an all new "closer look.eaturing the 8g band with fred armisen ♪ and now, seth meyers >> seth: welcome to "late night. how is everybody doing we're about to go on hiatus for a week, which is cool, but also, this was the only thing on my calendar and also, my calendar is just some hash marks i made on the wall with a screwdriver. anyway, let's get to the news. president trump was tested this morning for coronavirus and said, quote, i tested...
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please welcome patton oswalt. hello, patton. >> hi, everybody! >> jimmy: it's just me, patten.o one else here. >> i'm glitching, wait a minute. i'm glitching. oh, there you go. hi. >> jimmy: as long as you don't buffer, it will be okay. how you doing, patton? >> i'm doing well. the only thing that we are kind of short of on here is firewood. i wish i knew someone who had like a lot of firewood. >> jimmy: i do happen to have, you know, i've been getting a lot of people asking if it's real wood. which -- >> is it? >> jimmy: of course it's real wood. >> hey, look, we live in hollywood. that could be wallpaper. that could be a backdrop. come on, man. we don't know. >> jimmy: no, that's real wood. it's just, it's wood. what could be cheaper than wood if you're going to make wood. by the way, i enjoyed your netflix special, very funny. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i always enjoy your stuff. i learned something about you that i did not know previously. it's something that we have in common. when you were a teenager, you were a deejay for weddings and stuff, right? >> yes, i was a wedding d
please welcome patton oswalt. hello, patton. >> hi, everybody! >> jimmy: it's just me, patten.o one else here. >> i'm glitching, wait a minute. i'm glitching. oh, there you go. hi. >> jimmy: as long as you don't buffer, it will be okay. how you doing, patton? >> i'm doing well. the only thing that we are kind of short of on here is firewood. i wish i knew someone who had like a lot of firewood. >> jimmy: i do happen to have, you know, i've been getting a lot...
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tomorrow night, patton oswalt will join us.rsday, kevin hart my guest tonight is an eight-time grammy-nominee who writes, produces and acts on the side. she made a show, before we weren't allowed to do that season two of 'homecoming' premieres friday on amazon prime. please welcome janelle monÁe. hi, janel, how are you? >> hi, what's up, jimmy? how are you? >> jimmy: hi, you look very stylish for someone who's been trapped inside for months. >> well, if you knew what was going on underneath all this, it's not the same genre. >> jimmy: where are you quarantining? are you at home? >> i'm in l.a., in a residence, i'm surrounded by animal life. >> jimmy: i see. >> they keep me company. >> jimmy: what kind of animals, besides that stuffed sheep or whatever that is? >> it's like a little, a nice, a nice sheep, but, you know what, it's fake. it's not really a sheep. i don't want anyone coming after me. >> jimmy: if it was a sheep, it would be a weird sheep for sure. >> i agree. >> jimmy: are you going outside? are you taking walks and
tomorrow night, patton oswalt will join us.rsday, kevin hart my guest tonight is an eight-time grammy-nominee who writes, produces and acts on the side. she made a show, before we weren't allowed to do that season two of 'homecoming' premieres friday on amazon prime. please welcome janelle monÁe. hi, janel, how are you? >> hi, what's up, jimmy? how are you? >> jimmy: hi, you look very stylish for someone who's been trapped inside for months. >> well, if you knew what was...
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patton oswalt is one of few economi comics with specials taped before the pandemic began.et. jamie wax talked with some in the business to see how they're keeping their sense of humor and finding creative ways to share it with the world. >> what's up? >> reporter: with standup in lockdown and everyone home -- >> get in the -- in the frame. we're just looking at hair. >> reporter: comics have had to adapt. >> i'm going to do a set for the cats. >> reporter: rounding new ways -- >> hi! it's me, your mother! >> then i said, supposing you brought the light inside the body -- >> reporter: to bring you the laughs we saw desperately need at the moment. >> comedy is important right now, whether it's in a podcast or a live stream or however we get it. it's a coping mechanism. >> reporter: according to mike burbiblia comedians qualify as essential workers. >> comedians do a thing which is unique which is we address tragedy with the opposite of tragedy. >> reporter: covid-19 derailed his plans for a book tour for the new one, a collaboration with his wife, jen stine, based on his hit
patton oswalt is one of few economi comics with specials taped before the pandemic began.et. jamie wax talked with some in the business to see how they're keeping their sense of humor and finding creative ways to share it with the world. >> what's up? >> reporter: with standup in lockdown and everyone home -- >> get in the -- in the frame. we're just looking at hair. >> reporter: comics have had to adapt. >> i'm going to do a set for the cats. >> reporter:...
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next week on the show sarah paulson, janelle monae, patton oswalt and kevin hart. hope you will join us, too. my guest tonight is a three-time nba champion, two-time mvp and now, mini golf legend. his miniature golf show "holey moley 2: the sequel" premieres one week from tonight here on abc. from the golden state warriors, please welcome stephen curry. hello, steph, how you doin'? >> what's up, jimmy? how you doin'? >> jimmy: i'm doin' all right. looks like things are neat in your house, things are not as neat in my house. >> i just picked the right spot. i'm totally frontin' right now. everything on this side of the camera is a total mess. >> jimmy: that makes sense. i can't believe you quit basketball to play miniature golf. it's something i never imagined. when jordan quit to play baseball, that was big, but this is extra ridiculous. >> i was inspired by the documentary for sure to find my true calling in life, and i think i found it. >> jimmy: have you been watching the documentary? >> i have. really cool perspective to hear him talk about his career in his ow
next week on the show sarah paulson, janelle monae, patton oswalt and kevin hart. hope you will join us, too. my guest tonight is a three-time nba champion, two-time mvp and now, mini golf legend. his miniature golf show "holey moley 2: the sequel" premieres one week from tonight here on abc. from the golden state warriors, please welcome stephen curry. hello, steph, how you doin'? >> what's up, jimmy? how you doin'? >> jimmy: i'm doin' all right. looks like things are...
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later this week janelle monae, patton oswalt and kevin hart will join us.edicate to fred willard. you know, when we got the news of fred's passing this weekend we reached out to some of his friends and collaborators and asked if they'd say some words, share some stories about him. and now here a remembrance of fred from those who were fortunate enough to work alongside him. >> would you welcome fred willard and bill saluda, the ace trucking company. >> i first saw fred willard with his ace trucking company on johnny carson's "tonight show." i can't believe i got to grow up and not only work with fred willard but improvise him as husband and wife. before "waiting for guffman" i had never improvised a movie and i was rightfully scared out of my mind. fred was so wildly inventively funny but also so unbelievably strong, in the best way. and i had no choice but to let go and surrender to fred's will. to the point of letting him talk me into wearing those sad unattractive track suits in our audition scene, when i just wanted to look good for one second in the mo
later this week janelle monae, patton oswalt and kevin hart will join us.edicate to fred willard. you know, when we got the news of fred's passing this weekend we reached out to some of his friends and collaborators and asked if they'd say some words, share some stories about him. and now here a remembrance of fred from those who were fortunate enough to work alongside him. >> would you welcome fred willard and bill saluda, the ace trucking company. >> i first saw fred willard with...
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actor and comedian patton oswalt. an all new "closer look.e hash marks i made on the wall with a screwdriver. anyway, let's get to the news. president trump was tested this
actor and comedian patton oswalt. an all new "closer look.e hash marks i made on the wall with a screwdriver. anyway, let's get to the news. president trump was tested this
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come back tomorrow when my guests will be janelle monae and patton oswalt.ittle late with lilly singh" - >> lilly: a woman can destroy you with just a single word. okay [ laughter ] i've got mark cuban from "shark tank. [ cheers and applause i am a little hot, so i'm just going to take this off oh [ cheers and applause >> i notice it's not number two. why would that be? ba-bam >> lilly: hello! and -- [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] did you just explode >> if i post a picture of my daughters, they're allowed to fine me. but it's too expensive i can't afford it. >> lilly: what is the fine rate? >> it's supposed to be 500 bucks. >> lilly: when your dad is mark cuban >> daniel: coming up
come back tomorrow when my guests will be janelle monae and patton oswalt.ittle late with lilly singh" - >> lilly: a woman can destroy you with just a single word. okay [ laughter ] i've got mark cuban from "shark tank. [ cheers and applause i am a little hot, so i'm just going to take this off oh [ cheers and applause >> i notice it's not number two. why would that be? ba-bam >> lilly: hello! and -- [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] did you just explode >> if i...
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shows and we have excellent guests for you issa rae, tom papa, kumail nanjiani, sharon horgan, patton oswaltright back with more "late night. ♪ looks like they picked the wrong getaway driver. they're going to be paying for this for a long time. they will, but with accident forgiveness allstate won't raise your rates just because of an accident, even if it's your fault. cut! sonny. was that good? line! the desert never lies. isn't that what i said? no you were talking about allstate and insurance. i just... when i... let's try again. everybody back to one. accident forgiveness from allstate. click or call for a quote today. accident forgiveness from allstate. (vo) at verizon, we're giving those who serve our best pricing ever. $30 per line for all nurses, teachers, first responders, military, and their families. plus, up to $700 off the oneplus 8. because the people we rely on deserve a network they can rely on. ♪ let's see. 's makes us wonder why we booked fifteen-second ad slots! dries instantly and keeps you protected for forty-eight-hours. ♪ for forty-eight-hours. i am totally blind. and
shows and we have excellent guests for you issa rae, tom papa, kumail nanjiani, sharon horgan, patton oswaltright back with more "late night. ♪ looks like they picked the wrong getaway driver. they're going to be paying for this for a long time. they will, but with accident forgiveness allstate won't raise your rates just because of an accident, even if it's your fault. cut! sonny. was that good? line! the desert never lies. isn't that what i said? no you were talking about allstate and...
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rae, michigan governor gretchen whitmer, nick kroll, tom papa, kumail nanjiani, sharon horgan, patton oswalt me in a hot attic filled with wasps plus we'll have all new "closer looks. please tune in next week we'll be right back with more "late night. ♪ ♪ >> seth: i want to thank my guests, amy schumer, chris fischer, and graham norton. i want to thank my brother, josh meyers, and of course my friends fred armisen and the 8g band stay tuned for "lilly singh. stay safe. wash your hands. we love you. ♪ >> daniel: tonight on "a little late with lilly singh" - >> lilly: i'm going to take a shot every time i say the word "irish." [ cheers and applause oh, no >> daniel: and - >> lilly: jokes to make an auntie blush during a cowboys-giants game, a black cat ran across the field man, those players get so much pussy. [ audience ohs ] >> daniel: plus -- >> lilly: reggie watts >> often times i'll just speak in another language. so i'm like -- [ speaking gibberish ] >> lilly: what language was that >> that was no language. >> lilly: that sounded exactly like a language. >> yeah. >> lilly: can you do it
rae, michigan governor gretchen whitmer, nick kroll, tom papa, kumail nanjiani, sharon horgan, patton oswalt me in a hot attic filled with wasps plus we'll have all new "closer looks. please tune in next week we'll be right back with more "late night. ♪ ♪ >> seth: i want to thank my guests, amy schumer, chris fischer, and graham norton. i want to thank my brother, josh meyers, and of course my friends fred armisen and the 8g band stay tuned for "lilly singh. stay safe....
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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> seth: we got great guests all week kumail nanjiani, sharon horgan, patton oswalt, and janelle "late night. ♪ it's not "pretty good or nothing." it's not "acceptable or nothing." and it's definitely not "close enough or nothing." mercedes-benz suvs were engineered with only one mission in mind. to be the best. in the category, in the industry, in the world. now, get 0% apr financing up to 36 months on most models and 90-day first-payment deferral on any model. mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. (vo) at verizon, we're giving those who serve our best pricing ever. $30 per line for all nurses, teachers, first responders, military, and their families. plus, up to $700 off the oneplus 8. because the people we rely on deserve a network they can rely on. it can be used on the hands, body, and face. it cleanses and moistuizes with 1/4 moisturizing cream. leaving your skin feeling comfortable and smooth. dove men+care 3-in-1 bar. i'm jimmy dean, and only one like this any nicer.ning a hearty, hefty, good tasting breakfast. with eggs, bacon, sausage, cheese and taters. and when you fini
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> seth: we got great guests all week kumail nanjiani, sharon horgan, patton oswalt, and janelle "late night. ♪ it's not "pretty good or nothing." it's not "acceptable or nothing." and it's definitely not "close enough or nothing." mercedes-benz suvs were engineered with only one mission in mind. to be the best. in the category, in the industry, in the world. now, get 0% apr financing up to 36 months on most models and 90-day...