what's going to happen when they go to pee, it's going to pee back on them. >> that's so great! over their feet and jeans and everything. there are signs warning people we put signs everywhere, pee at your own risk. it's funny when you see the guys going and jumping back because it's all over their feet or shoes. ♪ >> people are still peeing all over. we're hoping this will in some way stop them. >> that's good because pee stinks so horrible. >> signs should say, your in trouble. >> hey! >> that's our show everybody. we'll see you for the next "rtm." bulldog: oooh! mattress discounters' $197 mattress sale! television announcer: get a serta mattress any size for just $197 each piece when you buy the complete set. the $197 mattress sale... bulldog: oh boy! television announcer: ...is ending soon. ♪ mattress discounters ♪ [captioning made possible by warner bros. domestic television distribution] >> welcome to "tmz live." harvey levin here. >> charles here. >> guess what, chris brown has royalty for a daughter. >> we don't have royalty in this country. we don't have a monarchy. >>

what's going to happen when they go to pee, it's going to pee back on them. >> that's so great!ing to get all over their feet and jeans and everything. there are signs warning people we put signs everywhere, pee at your own risk. it's funny when you see the guys going and jumping back because it's all over their feet or shoes. ♪ >> people are still peeing all over. we're hoping this will in some way stop them. >> that's good because pee stinks so horrible. >> signs should say, your in trouble. >> hey! >> that's our show everybody. we'll see you for the next "rtm." life's morning multitasking. it's multiple ideas for growing families and drawers with many layers to show exactly what you need. life's the food that brings us together. and kitchens where every meal is the most important of the day. lowe's presents: how to put your foot in your mouth. man. wish my yard looked like yours. hey, the grass is always greener on the other side of the... sorry! get the troy-bilt® trimmer and edger now $89 at lowe's. >>> live from new york city this the wendy williams show. today from her ba

there's even a sign there saying, do not pee here. we'll pee back.c works will start a pilot project in the next month. they will study about 10 hot spots determined by public feedback. >> you got go you got to go, you know what i mean? >> reporter: ronny fields thinks the plan is a waste and won't work. if he has to go, eel just go somewhere else. >> i'll me on the ground not on the wall if it bounce back on me. thanks for telling me. i'll pee on the ground. >> if we can reduce the number of people peeing on our walls the better we'll be as a city. >> reporter: public works doesn't think -- they don't think they have much to lose in this. maybe 500 bucks is how much it will cost a couple hundred for the paint and couple hundred for a company sign. in san francisco, ryan takeo, kpix 5. >> the department of public works is asking people report on problem spots. so far most of the complaints have been about the homeless but dpw also expects complaints about areas near bars. >>> last year we showed you the final days of defenestration. that was the sout

. >> i was just hoping that maybe this puppy can teach justin how to pee standing up. >> points. >> and now for edification we would like to present a a brief and wonderous instagram history of the modern douchebag. a fellow like tho.

law saying it's meant to appease the west and draw down on $40 million in aid. >>> russia annexed cry pee i can't a year ago. now they say they've been suffering victim right abuses. here's the report on life under the new regime. >>reporter: he has not slept in his bed since last september. his bag hangs where he left it. his clothes where they were hung on the day men in black uniforms abducted the 18-year-old and his cousin. now his father is left half hoping, half grieving and wondering if he's in any way to blame. >> during one of the interrogations interrogations, the investigating committee said that they'd studied -- they said you need to be careful of your behavior. i asked does that mean your children are alive. he smiled and shrugged his shoulders. >>reporter: he was deputy chairman of the informal parliament before it was shut down by cry pee i can't's new administration. cry mae i can't -- crimea. and then their later return. it pulls in long standing arguments over land rights and religious differences but the tar tars aren't the only people complaining of human rights abuse

people are still peeing all over.e are hoping that this will in some way stop them. >> that's good because that stinks so horrible. >> the signs should say urine trouble. ♪ >>> while much of the country is dealing with mountains of snow folks in oregon are having fun with mountains of sand whipping through this labyrinth of trails in the dunes of winchester bay, oregon. what a great time this is. the guy we're riding with is in one of these side by side atvs. this is the kind of day you wish for. >> i was just about to say, how can you see what's coming around the corner? >> was there a one way sign somewhere that somebody missed? >> no. that's the thing with the dunes, there are no signs. not sure who's at fault if anybody in this situation. it could just be an accident. but listen to the driver after the incident. yes, you did break your leg. i'm going to warn you, it's pretty rugged. >> holy cow. >> that is called a compound fracture. the video does cut and you will see here there is a paramedic. the man's pants ha

. >>> a french couple have been given a two-year suspended sentence for hiding 271 pee caw sew masterks in their garage. he claimed to have been given the collection before he died in 1973. the works have been seized and will be returned to the pee caw sew administration which represents the heirs. lawyers of the couple are appealing against the ruling. >>> since it was founded, the uber taxi has gone global. but the company has clashed with governments with and the traditional taxi industry. >> reporter: the ubiquitous new york city taxicab, an icon of the city who's popularity might be fading. more often people are calling for a uber car. many consumers say it's more efficient than yellow taxis. uber vehicles now outnumber yellow cabs in new york city. and uber drivers are part of the reason why. he gave up being a limo driver to meet the increased demand. >> everybody is talking about uber in new york. passenger say to me they love uber. uber changes the city. >> reporter: but lines can still be long to flag a cab, and there's still on average over 400,000 yellow taxi rides per day

then they opened the lift door and pee and you caught nothing. see how wicked they are. so we installed a camera that will catch them from the outside. >> rose: yes. >> and so it went on. but it improved. i am not saying we are there, but if you want tourism you need to have clean public toilets. >> rose: right. >> and we didn't have that. so we had to go on a campaign that said flush it. you stupid man. you owe it to the next chap or you may be the next chap. it took some doing. we are not there yet but we are getting there. we still have people with mobile phones and -- >> rose: what do you do to stop that? >> catch all of them. >> rose: throw them out? >> rose: you also have one the of the highest rates of capital punishment. yes. that's for drugs. >> rose: that's for drugs. >> yes. >> rose: do you think drugs deserve to be treated with the maximum punishment? >> if we could kill them 100 times we would because you destroy whole families. it is terrifying to see, because you are then drug dependent you steal you cheat you rob, it is so destroying and they come in know

we pee back." that might be antagonizing. >> if there's a bystander splash effect but we don't want to delve into too many details. >>> what the 49ers are saying about bruce miller's future with the team. >>> and chevy is recalling one of its cars after some drivers get carbon monoxide poisoning. >>> police in missouri continuing to look for the person who shot two police officers. they have the latest details from ferguson next. >>> 4:44. to a developing story now, once again people are taking to the streets of ferguson, missouri, this time not only to demonstrate, but also to pray. this comes as they continue to search for the person who shot two police officers. we have the details. ♪ ♪ this little light of mine >> reporter: as they've done many times since the death of michael fwloun august, people took to the streets of ferguson, missouri. this was not a protest. instead, a prayer vigil. >> we're going to continue to heal. we're going to continue to educate our community at large. we're going

i mean, other than peeing their names in the snee? ( laughter ) welcome to my no-shame zone.is "the nightly show." ( cheers and applause ) ( cheers and applause ) >> larry: thank you. thank you very much. appreciate it. ah that makes me feel so good. welcome to "the nightly show." i'm your host, larry wilmore. sorry it looks like i've been crying but you know, the truth is i have. i got-- guys, i got really, really, really bad news today, and i just wanted to share it with everyone. um, zayn is leaving one direction. ( laughter ) ( applause )

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team tara or just if is tore tara people they knew marcus did it and tleehere's a group of pee who don't marcus did it. >> the stuff i learned in her class i never would forget. and the site i didn't know we had at the school was her pageant. she loved pageantry. ever since then the pageants haven't done well i didn't think they would do it well. the school used to have they didn't do it any more. i think somebody she knew to be honest with you i feel like maybe one day the truth will come out. >> it will never be the same. hopefully one day tara will come back. >> tara's case may only be solved if new evidence surfaces or the dna or the glove points to a specific suspect or if someone in ocilla who knows something talks. tara grinstead made the beloved figures for the small georgia town. her friends and family would like to bring her home. if you know anything please contact the authorities. i am greta van susteren. good-bye. does your carpet ever feel rough and dirty? don't avoid it. resolve it. our new formula with a special conditioning ingredient softens your carpet with every use.

because, hey, pee happens. curious? go to alwaysdiscreet.com for coupons and your free sample. ♪ kennedy: welcome back. estrange 70 york dynasty is suspected of murdering three people for years. his wife is gone. a good friend is dead and eight neighbor is dismembered. he unknowingly left his microphone on during an interview during a documentary on hbo that is so disturbing in and reared. if you could hear that bathroom confession he forgot he had on a microphone and was arrested on saturday edward lens of a budget the while making every twist to flee the country. aa knows more from co-host of the five. >> i am so excited to be here and congratulations there is nothing i love more than to put away the bad guys. working for the district attorney as a prosecutor and what we see here they are alleging it was a different situation. kennedy: allegedly he killed his wife in 1982 a medical student then his best friend shot her execution-style end supposedly schaede it all the secrets was about to be interviewed bout her disap

he looks like he is peeing himself every time. >> you have a thing for jimmy don't you?riends who write for the show and they say he is peaking himself -- he is peeing himself every show. >> are you surprised me and dina soar -- dina shore is not on the list? >> that's right. it is another snub. i am actually in bed before 10:00 most nights. i never have heard of any of those people. >> do you watch late night talk shows? >> i actually have some of these guys i like. conan o'brian is my favorite. >> of all time who is your favorite? >> i like jay leno and i know he is controversial. >> he is? >> well there is the whole thing between him and letterman. >> oh that old thing. did you watch johnny carson when you were little? >> i was very little, but yes. >> did you watch johnny carson when you were little? of course. i will speak with somebody my own age. >> to stay up for johnny carson was a treat if you were a kid from that era. >> that's what it was like. it was an event. so was most of tv because you didn't have the other outlets. i remember my dad would fire up the tv

and that was one when i couldn't pee. i tried three times and i just couldn't. i had peed before i went over there. >> it's probably because i was pretty much appointed. i'm educated. i know what's going on. >> showing i represent you. anything like that. >> 24 hours prior and then maybe -- >> 24 hours after? >> after. >> since you did that and then you're clean on that one and then we can probably get -- like 30 days or 30 to 90 days you'll be sanctioned. >> that's cool. >> i enjoy what i'm doing. i enjoy helping people. it keeps my day busy. >> but peaches isn't the only game in town. davon lymon heads to level five to represent his friend felix lewis in his hearing about a tattoo charge. >> we have a hearing today. an inmate had a misconduct report for a -- for tattooing. he had a fresh tattooing. this is a regularly scheduled hearing. state of new mexico. 5-6-08 on case number -- my name is michelle boyer. i'm the hearing officer. >> my name is felix lewis. 56056. >> do you wish to be assisted by a staff member or another inmate? >> yes, davon lymon. >> do y

you're so funny my mom almost pees her pants.i'll get a dog and i really want a dog." [ applause ] boom. you got yourself a dog! >> steve: sorry, mom. >> jimmy: that easy. it's that easy. just write me a letter, you get a dog. [ laughter ] this next one is from sam in the fifth grade. "dear jimmy, you are so cool. i watch you every night with my mom and dad. you're one of the few people in the world who can make my dad laugh. but if you really want to be funny and cool, you'll get up on your desk right now and dance. and audience, if he decides not to do it, chant 'you're not cool' until he does, please." [ cheers and applause ] >> audience: you're not cool! you're not cool! you're not cool! you're not cool! you're not cool! you're not cool! >> jimmy: i can't hear you. i'm not going to do it. >> audience: you're not cool! >> jimmy: no, i don't care. i'm not going to dance on the desk. >> audience: you're not cool! you're not cool! you're not cool! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thanks to all the kids who sent in letters and

. >> makes it easier to pee in the shower. >> that's asking for a slip and fall combining a shower with a commode. >> what an embarrassing phone call to make too. >> help, i'm stuck in the toilet. >> making a left hand turn should not be that hard unless you're in russia. >> what? >> an suv comes in cuts this guy off, hits him. you'd think, oh dude just hit you, i'm going to stop exchange information. no. this guy takes off. >> we do have a second angle from a dash cam right behind this car. >> nice. >> which will clue us in to what happened. hits him, this camera keeps rolling. we actually see that driver get back on the road. >> wow. >> now here's another video. this one titled "idiots, idiots everywhere." whoa. >> this car right here supposed to on this right-turn light. this driver stops at the intersection. >> whoa, whoa whoa. [ horn ] >> what the hell are they doing? >> now this video was captured in texas. we are on a big 18-wheeler. this driver though does not really let in. >> what are you doing? >> why would you do this? >> what the hell? >> needless to say, that driver's very

i'm peeing. he comes over, i'm standing there, he starts peeing next to me.hink this might be sal. he says hi, i say hi. can we wash our hands first? no. >> jimmy: did you wash your hands together? that's a beautiful story. >> no. >> jimmy: my cousin sal, this is not a joke, named his son after you, jack romo. i said, what if hi gets traded? he didn't care. he named his other sons after harrison ford and archie bunker. [ laughter ] you're in very good company. >> i am, i am. i'll take it. it's pretty cool? do you think you are an underrated player? >> yes. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i know the answer. i think you are. even though you're the quarterback for the dallas cowboys, which obviously is not -- you're not exactly lurking in the shadows. this season you went undefeated on the road, you won the nfc east -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you led the nfl in quarterback rating, you passed troy aikman for most career passing yards by a cowboy, the cowboys' all-time record for completions and touchdowns, 4 1/2 stars on yelp, i don't kno

there are signs posted that say do not pee here. we pee back. unquote. >> i think that is pretty funny. they probably don't. the folks that are doing that. we were talking in the newsroom that should do that with graffiti as well. >> ha is a pretty good idea. >> i like that. >> you don't want wet shoes gentlemen. move along. >>> let's take a look at the commute we have right now. traffic is going pretty well. we are looking at the bay bridge toll plaza and it continues to be a nice looking drive into san francisco with no major problems. if you are driving on interstate 880 in oakland northbound and southbound 880 still looking good. 880 remains good if you drive down toward hayward and beyond that. interstate 880 traffic looks good. 680 from concord to walnut creek it's a nice looking drive. 24 westbound looks good from walnut creek to orinda. at 5:18 let's go to today's weather. >> sal, good to see you. it's been two weeks. >> expect for the chinese new years parade. i'm back. >>> we do have a warm pattern on tap here. now there is a lot of hi

we pee erx erxee back. >> i'm going to need that for weather coverage. >> for rain. >> yes, for rain. >> the president was on jimmy kimmel live last night and he touched on important issues. >> he also took time to laugh at himself, reading mean tweets people have posted about him. >> a 30-pack of coors light is $30 now at sun stop. thanks, obama. >> somebody send obama life hacks on how to be a good president. haha. like i bet that would help. lol. >> the lol is redundant when you have the ha-ha. >> poor guy. >> you know other celebrity celebrities -- they usually fake cry, get dramatic. i was hoping for that. >> up next add 11:00, the gunman who shot two police officers in ferguson still at large. we'll tell you what the protesters are doing. >>> one person is dead after a medical helicopter crash in oklahoma. first photos really we have seen of the crash so far. the faa says three employees were aboard the helicopter when it went down. at this point we don't know the condition of the two survivors. >> weather is hampering the recovery of the wreckage and two servicemen still missi

"pee wee's big adventure." >> i was looking forward to seeing it, but i didn't. neither did mike.oke up. and then both spent the night defending that we had not fallen in love with the leading lady in the movie. we didn't see her. >> jimmy: your wives were both -- >> i guess she was quite sensational and charismatic. but i didn't see it. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> neither had mike. but there was a lot of suspicion. >> jimmy: is that something that you encountered frequently? >> a lot of suspicion? >> jimmy: a lot of suspicion, yeah. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow, that's something else. i can't even imagine what people must have thought when you guys sacheted 92 that theater. i can't imagine you going to a movie theater to be honest. >> we got away the whole not -- dinner, drinks, went to dinner where we got suspected. and no, we didn't have any issues that night. >> jimmy: one of my favorite memories of a movie of yours, i remember -- cleto our band leader and i, we saw "bad boys" together. [ applause ] you still got the pillow case with batteries? >> coca-cola can. >> jimmy: coc

be care phil where you pee.ty has got a surprise for people who just want to continue to relieve themselves on public walls. san francisco is test agnew water repellent paint that gives back what it receives. this isn't a joke. the liquid bounces off the wall and right back at you. it's considered a last ditch effort by city officials to discourage public urination. >> it's supposed to when people urinate bounce back and hit them on their pants and debt them wet. hopefully that will discourage them. >> make people smell just just the concrete. you'll have people walking around smelling like urine, too. >>> officials say their next move to test the paint which they'll use around 10 city walls to find out if it works. >>> all right. as rumors swirl about the fox series 24 possibly coming back, and possibly without jack bauer one of its stars has got new project he's hoping has a world changing impact. >> 24 of course ross mccall's character helping save the world from terrorists but in the real world, he is trying

he's an actor and he's dusting off the gray suit and bow tie for pee wee's big holiday.is blogging about the film which is already underway on peewee.com. the movie is distributed exclusively on netflix. >> that must mean it's going to be funny. >> and it's on netflix. >>> someone could be watching you next time you rent a car, details on a new plan by a rental car company coming up. >> and the maryland terps back in the tournament for the first time since 2010. coming up we're going to thank you, cable for the slower internet upload speeds. for making me wait longer to share my photo albums. thank you cable, because if we never had you we wouldn't know the incredible difference verizon fios makes. in customer satisfaction studies, fios is rated #1 in internet speed and reliability - 8 years running. plus, fios has the fastest wi-fi available from any provider. period. see the difference for yourself. get a fios triple play online at an amazing price, guaranteed for two full years! plus, get a $300 bonus with a two-year agreement. call the verizon center for customers wi

and he ends the answer with saying, i've got to go pee.s talking to you about the psychopath part. i mean, there's no feelings in him. >> the fact that he's so dismissive about everything really gives the jury some great insight to him. >> how many more times can this guy confess during this thing? he's basically admitted half a dozen times or more that he is the killer. without actually coming out and saying that i am. >> to prove your innocence -- >> with what? >> dna. >> the dna evidence in this case was so statistically overwhelming. >> did you do this? >> the interview with the girlfriend was so emotionally powerful, that it affected the jury in a different way. >> on may 27th, 2010, a jury convicts bila of raping and strangling brianna denison and sexually assaulting the two other students. a week later he returns to court with his sentencing w. the exception of the tape from inside the interrogation room, this is the first opportunity the jurors have to hear bila speak. >> this is very difficult for me. i wanted to say i'm sorry. >>

pee-repellent paint on walls. >> it will bounce back on your pants and wet your pants.ully that will send you a message and you won't come back. >> reporter: the city's public works director heard will this working in germany. public works will start a pilot project focusing on about 10 hot spots determined by public feedback. >> you got to go you got to go. >> reporter: we went to a problem area midmarket where clean-up crews sometimes come to the same spot two or three times a day. michael dawson says the real problem? there aren't enough public restrooms. we talked to him outside a business. >> we can't come in here and use the bathroom not at all. >> this here alone several agencies have rolled out bathrooms on the street mta [ indiscernible ] no bathrooms. public works putting up more bathrooms. >> reporter: public works mentioned another program called the tenderloin pit stop where anyone can use the restrooms and clean up. public works is looking toed aing more locations to other neighborhoods all over the city trying to fight the problem from all angles includin

why can't you pee? doesn't function when somebody standing over your shoulder. >> performance anxiety? >> [ bleep ] if i'm in the dorm, somebody mind me, i can't pee. >> come on, guys. >> crazy. >> come on, guys. >> get over here. now get over here. come on. >> you hold this. >> i ain't gonna hold it. >> you hold it. >> don't be [ bleep ] with me. when i start [ bleep ], you give it back to me. >> wait. >> [ bleep ]. >> you still watching me. >> [ bleep ]. >> ain't gonna work. scared the [ bleep ] out of [ bleep ]. >> think waterfalls. >> there it is, look at that. >> i got the [ bleep ] cup. come on. [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. >> where's the cup, for crying out loud? >> that's good. >> that's all you want? >> that's all i need. >> finally. >> eureka! man! i turned the water on, he went. >> man! >> originally done these in lockup, man, didn't have nothing to work with. so, i got me some pretty good pencils. oil pencils right. this is a big part of my life in here. drawing, playing guitar, all that little stu

dog who isn't just super excited to get out of bed and run around in the morning and run outside and peeand poop. >> and eat. not this guy. look he gets up you think he's about to get up he yawns. >> come on let's go. >> but then he kroezycozies back up. >> this goes on for a long time. do they get him to get out of bed? it doesn't look like it. >> call it dancing alone together. >> they've got to get their groove on. >> right. >> see it next "right this minute." >>> still to come -- sarah's ready to compete. >> up on the uneven bar she goes gets set, starts to flip around and watch. >> see why this gymnastics trick needs a whole lot of -- >> holy moly. >> the good time video that will have you ready to pledge. >> i want to join this fraternity, actually. >> closed captioning provided by -- wwhehen n i i hahaveve a an n ececzezema flare-up, i start to scratch. the more i scrcratatchch the worse it gets. [[ f fememalale e anannonouncer ] gold bond eczema relief cream rrelelieieveves s 5 5 symptoms of eczema. gogoldld b bonond d rerealallyly works. [ [ fefemamalele a annnnououncncer ] help

but au, pee wee gardener off the glass. wednesday at lafayette. marchmat miss is for everybody in the area -- march madness is for everybody in the area. mostwins in a decade, guys. make ita big and we'll tip thursday against delaware state and savannah. >> it's still a matter of, you know, gaining respect. thatfirst round game we don't want to waste that bye on thursday. and then thursday we gave a theme for every day. thursdayfor us is about gaining respect. i don't think everybody in the media believes, you know, that we are the team that our record says we are. >> in women's basketball, perfect 18-0 in the regular season. it's carried over to the conference tournament as well. they'll try to do the same against ohio state. andthe women's tournament championship in chicago. lastnight the purple people eaters, they had a sluggish start but finished the half on a 13-3 run. tonight they face ohio state, a team they defeated in their first big ten game way back on december 29th. >> tell you who's on a run right now, the ladies, colonial washington,

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dog who isn't just super excited to get out of bed and run around in the morning and run outside and peepoop. >> and eat. not this guy. look he gets up you think he's about to get up he yawns. >> come on let's go. >> but then he kroezycozies back up. >> this goes on for a long time. do they get him to get out of bed? it doesn't look like it. >> call it dancing alone together. >> they've got to get their groove on. >> right. >> see it next "right this minute." >>> still to come -- sarah's ready to compete. >> up on the uneven bar she goes gets set, starts to flip around and watch. >> see why this gymnastics trick needs a whole lot of -- >> holy moly. >> the good time video that will have you ready to pledge. >> i want to join this fraternity, actually. [chris]still smoking up a storm? [tom]yeah.pathetic,isn't it? [chris] ever try to... [tom] quit?of course! my best time was six days. the worst was ...uh...23.4 seconds. [chris] so can i ask you... [chris & tom] why are you still smoking? [tom] [sarcastic] "it's so much fun." [chris]why not call the smokers' helpline? the program's free,and

because, hey, pee happens. curious? go to alwaysdiscreet.com for coupons and your free sample. ruling ends the case for good. >>> usair strikes against isis in iraq and syria growing. isis threat in the u.s. also growing. a u.s. national guardsman and his cousin arrested and charged for trying to join isis and plotting a terror attack on our soil. gary b. says we need to be doing more and spending more here. >> exactly, brenda. let me run a scenario by you. i'm a general in the military and i go to the commander in chief and i say i want to spend $10 million a day to fight isis overseas. any smart person would say, what's your strategy? you know what the response is? i don't have one. how do you declare victory? i don't know. that's what we have fighting isis overseas. i'm not saying it's worthwhile, but so muddling undefined, you can't figure it out. meanwhile, we have threats within our borders. as nomiki would readily agree, we need to protect our borders here and make it safe. that should be our effort. not fighting other people's wars overseas to the tune of $3 billion, $4

one neighborhood in hamburg, germany, uses the paint on the walls and posts sign "don't pee here. pee back." >> that's one way to deter people from doing that. >> you're asking for it. >> definitely are. 5:52. >>> cnbc's jim kramer celebrating ten years of "mad money" this week. >> he takes a lot of calls and makes a lot of investment advice. scott mcgrew he took quite a call. >> he got punked by a guy named tim. take a look, watch jim kramer's face when he realizes who tim is. >> let's take a call, go to tim in california. tim. >> caller: hey, jim, i'm calling from ccupertino, california, to be exact. this is tim cook from apple and i want to congratulate you on ten great years of "mad money." >> wow, that's a good call. i want to congratulate you for running the greatest company on earth and for creating such amazing wealth and the best products on earth for everybody. >> i do believe that is a dear in the headlights look. kramer has a lot of experience buying stock, a former hedge fund manager. he recommends buying apple stock, simply holding it, just buy the stock. that advice

you've been peeing in me i'm going to send force your way. >> a lot of different people capturing thisom multiple angles. on beach level you see people kicking back yeah there's a little thing in the distance no biggie. no reason to really run away. the wind is whipping. no thunder or lightning, nothing to alert people that this is going to make landfall. >> as it gets closer you see people say we need to move a little bit out of the way but not quick enough. ♪ >> the '20s had the charleston '70 '70's the twist, '80s the hustle. john daly with the no hands pants dance. ♪ i like it. but this is literally him boogying out to take me to the hospital. as he puts on trousers without his hands. >> when you see this happen it's impressive. ♪ >> maybe you know it could be the dance that takes him to the next decade. but we've got another one. this one here is -- i don't know. ♪ >> wow, she is feeling it too. she is feeling it. >> feeling something. >> i'm not going to make fun. i'm a horrible dancer. if that's how the music moves her, go, girl. don't do drugs, kids. >> that's what the video sa

. >>> a bay area pee wee hockey team has major bragging rights after winning a state championship. the vacaville jets won a division at the california amateur hockey association championships yesterday. they beat a team from san diego 6-0. the vacaville jets are made up of 11 and 12-year-old boys from all over the bay area. two years ago the community rallied to save the jet's ice rink when it was in danger of being rezoned and even closed. >>> it's an animated alien adventure called home and it's made a home at the weekend box office. >> the dream works film brought in an estimated $54 million. but the better than expected debut of home gave them a welcome. get hard starring will ferrell and kevin hard came in second. the divergent series insergeant came in third. and fourth sender real la. i saw it. fabulous. coming in fifth was the indy horrors it follows. >> so that means you saw the frozen fever. >> it's really cute. frozen fever is very cute. and cinderella is really great. >> i'll tell my four-year-old. >> you need to take her. >> i will take her. >>> think you know which ba

we pee in the streets. we drink. we puke in the streets. and then when we're done, we do a little bit of this. >> oh! >> larry: oh, my god. so that's why you wear green so your barf matched your shirt. it's all about coordinating. there is so much drunk d.n.a. on the sidewalk after st. patrick's day scientists could combine it to make a frat bro super villain. they could use the times square ball to play beer pong. turn glaciers into ice luges. it would be a disaster. but now, is drunk and towardly the way we celebrate every holiday? we drink on st. patrick's day. we drink on cinco de mayo. personally, drink on arbor day. i just get a keg and sit in the forest. ( laughter ) ( applause ) true. i don't know. the trees just get me, man. i don't know what it is. personally, you know, i'm not that crazy about praedz. look my people love to march. don't get me wrong. ( laughter ) we do, i know. but so much of our ( bleep ) is so serious. nobody wants to ride on the "hands up don't shoot" flot. seriously. ( laughter ) it's just not that fun is all

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because, hey, pee happens. curious?o to alwaysdiscreet.com for coupons and your free sample. >>> i knew him when. all right. stocks for the long run with charles. charles what do you got? one is nike, they have one global competitor but management is absolutely amazing. it's worldwide everyone recognizes it and also mean johnson, baby formula one trees around the world are having more kids, these are wealthier countries who want their kids to have good nutrition. >> adam what do you think of either or both? >> i like both of them, especially if we're talking the long-term, people need to understand the global economy strong dollar, those are are risks for companies like this. >> ben. >> i don't see why the advantages in the growth is not already in the price. >> how would you know it's not? >> because typically the whole meaning of the stock market is that all future pockets are gathered to the proper price. >> if apple was at 7 it would have been already in. >> if he has found another apple my hats off to him he can bu

i mean, other than peeing their names in the snee? ( laughter ) welcome to my no-shame zone. this is "the nightly show." ( cheers and applause ) ( cheers and applause ) >> larry: thank you. thank you very much. appreciate it. ah that makes me feel so good. welcome to "the nightly show." i'm your host, larry wilmore. sorry it looks like i've been crying but you know, the truth is i have. i got-- guys, i got really, really, really bad news today, and i just wanted to share it with everyone. um, zayn is leaving one direction. ( laughter ) ( applause ) when i heard i locked myself in my dressing room. i wasn't going to come out-- until my producer said, "larry, what would zayn do? he would do the show." , of course, until he decide to stop, and then-- ( applause ) i'm better. all right, i'm better! better. all right. here we go. we begin tonight with 13-year-old sports phenom mo'ne davis an all-star little league pitcher who was recently entrenched in a controversy. >> the 13-year-old sphe nom who inspired a disney movie is standing up for a college athlete who tweeted something