elvis or johnny cash advance for coke or pepsi coke leno or conan i'm probably one of them blackberry or i phone blackberry blackberry it is deep dish or thin crust. spicy or miles oh spicy dancing with the stores or american idol american idol maybe we'll have to have an american idol contest with something. shiny and fun it's fine they've got to give you a little dessert with your broccoli and your state quote i read dessert though we had a big debate about this in our editorial meeting this morning where some people thought that it was fine it was great it really gave you a look into their personalities which i don't think that coke or pepsi tells you anything about a person's personality another thought that was a bad distraction considering that comic situation in the country i think they were given a better way to do it one word thing i see what they were trying to do conceptually but it sort of fell flat i mean colker pepsi spike they gave mitt romney who's known for a very calculated they gave him spicy or hot when i mean it was just like home only give us something a little b

. ♪ [ man ] pepsi max.. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. i'm here with the one, the only ellen barkin. the tony-nominated ellen barkin and we are gonna play a little charades. sha-rods. [ laughter ] we've recruited a couple of our audience members as teammates. what's your name and where are you from? >> hi, i'm susan from chicago. >> jimmy: very good, susan, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] you will be -- you will be on the winning team. >> what? >> jimmy: and what is your name? >> i'm scott reisner from columbus, ohio. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, yeah, yeah! >> jimmy: whatever. >> what? >> jimmy: whatever. right? >> scott will be on the winning team. >> that's right. >> jimmy: all right, you guys, here we go. ready? here we go. >> i'm a professional actor, by the way. >> jimmy: i know. but -- have you ever played charades? >> yes. >> i -- >> jimmy: no. that's why this is gonna be fun. all right, here's how we play. each player gets a turn giving clues to their teammate. 45

levels if you look at it coolly and calculated and that's why many western companies want to take pepsi co they're not putting you know short term capital in the country they've been bought for several billions there's a long term investment in this country and they've obviously done some very serious discussions in the global headquarters of pepsi co about russian political risks and so forth and i share the moderate thoughtful optimism about them oh it broadly you can say that it's not a lot of stability and predictability in this market now whether that's entirely good or knowledge is another issue but it's certainly very important factors for investors there are a lot of things wrong with the country again relative compared with other parts of the world it's not about either. the markets oil prices slightly lower ahead of opec meeting told him exporters are expected to increase production quotas also worries over the u.s. recovery on the sport expectations of warnings or not or any action by sweet is trading at around ninety eight dollars a barrel brant is around one hundred fourtee

you deserve this. ♪ [ man ] pepsi max.which i think has "party in the usa" on there. i'm not sure. it might. [ light laughter ] on friday, you can catch them live at wavy gravy's 75th birthday bash at the deacon theater here in new york city. performing a song for the people of japan, please welcome david crosby and graham nash! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ yeah yeah i hope you're coming in peace with good intentions ♪ ♪ i've got something to say that might save your soul this sign is a warning so pay attention ♪ ♪ you open up the earth you could lose control this place is full of stuff that kills ♪ ♪ maybe us and maybe you it's true ♪ ♪ you can dig for diamonds in the dust ♪ ♪ and you can dig forever if you must but if you dig this mountain high and clear ♪ ♪ there's much to fear just don't dig here ♪ ♪ ♪ we considered ourselves a powerful culture the corporations waved the flag on high ♪ ♪ we're feasting on mother earth like vultures ♪ ♪ across the land the bones will be piling high ♪ ♪ across the sky then we filled the m

doritos, pepsi, downey, bounce, just to name a few, forget about the 21st century. a lot of these brounds are going old school with packaging from the '70s, '60s, even from the 1950s. it's a big retro craze and it's making a difference at the checkout line and in your wallet. we're going to tell you why it's working. >> plus some "american idol" news to tell you about. it involves jennifer lopez and whether she's about to leave the hit show just after one season of being a judge. she made some pretty interesting comments on a radio show this week. what did she say? and could it indicate she's really planning on leaving? we'll let you be the judge coming up. >> i'm sure it will at least spell a big paycheck for her either way. we begin this first half hour with a plea deal for the barefoot bandit. he led authorities on a two-year chase in two countries, and on friday the 20-year-old who often robbed without wearing any shoes pleaded guilty to seven criminal charges, and was told earning money from his cult-like status is off limits. nbc's lee cowan reports. >> report

i buy diet pepsi for very urgent reasons that i don't understand.laughter] the point is we need a boost to the economy, monkeys are suckers and thanks to this ad campaign soon we'll have all their monkey money just by showing them billboards like this. [laughter] [cheers and applause] [laughter] we'll be right back. [cheers and applause] >> welcome back, everybody. my guest tonight made a documentary about the making of a u.s. citizen. i know how you do that. i learned it in health class. please welcome alexandra pelosi. [cheers and applause] nice to see you again. >> thank you. >> stephen: thanks for coming on. >> thanks for having me. >> stephen: you are an emmy-winning film maker. you made journeys with george, diaries of a political tourist, right america. feeling wrong. your new documentary starting when? >> fourth of july, of course. >> stephen: citizen u.s.a. you documented people all over the united states being sworn in to become u.s. citizens. >> did you read it? >> stephen: no. >> yes, i went to all 50 states to meet new american citizens

man, little lola wants you ♪ [ cellphone dings ] [ cellphones ringing ] [ women screaming ] one diet pepsi up your mind to have ahh. ♪ what's going on over there? ♪ >>> if you forgot this sunday is father's day. president obama is reflecting life as father. the president described both malea and younger sister, smart, funny and kind. she credits first lady michelle. malea turns 13 and backs teenager. he is not anticipating mayhem. >> i understand being a teenager is complicated but i should point out i have men with guns that surround them often. a great incentive for running for reelection it means they never get in a car with boy that has a beer. that is pretty good thing. >> president also says he may ask other questions. he was quick to say he was just joking. >> we know he was just joking. >> and he gives michelle all the credit. >> i'm going to get in the crossfire here. >> mike is here with the forecast, father's day weekend. >> i think a warming trend or grilling for dad or just leaving him alone whatever he wants on sunday, the honey do list gets shelved for one day. we have hazy

man, little lola wants you ♪ [ cellphone dings ] [ cellphones ringing ] [ women screaming ] one diet pepsiack. still to come, ray kurzweil and breathe carolina. our first guest is an original king of comedy, and his last name is entertainer, so, you're in good hands. you can see him co-star alongside tom hanks, julia roberts in the new movie "larry crowne", which opens in theaters july 1st. please say hello to cedric the entertainer. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what is this? this is a carburetor. >> yeah. got your very own carburetor, man. >> jimmy: is this for me? >> i'm doing halts, man. >> jimmy: you put my initials on this. oh, look at that. >> this is a hat. >> jimmy: nice. [ cheers and applause ] do i look cool or dumb in this? >> put it to the side. you got to put a little bit of tilt on it. yeah. that's you. that's you, man. i look like a -- buddy cop team. >> they're back. >> jimmy: that's very nice of you. appreciate that. by the way, i got you something. i got you an umbrella. it's yours. >> okay. this is -- >> jimmy: you have your own line of hats. you must have an appeti

. ♪ you're the pepsi generation ♪ jackson's scalp was severely burned during a filming of this pepsii remember the doctors saying that they were trying to give him pain medication back then and he would not take it, and that ultimately he did take some because the pain was so great, but that it was a big issue. >> when do you think the drug use started? >> i believe that a lot of it had to do with the stress of the 1993 allegations. >> in 1993, michael jackson was accused of sexually molesting a 13-year-old boy. jackson strongly denied the allegations during a televised statement. >> i am particularly upset by the handling of this mass matter by the incredible, terrible mass media. >> but eventually settled the case for $20 million. no charges were ever filed. during that same televised statement, jackson also admitted publicly he had a drug addiction. >> as you may already know, after my tour ended, i remained out of the country undergoing treatment for dependency on pain medication. >> those allegations in '93, the first set of allegations, began the ruination of michael. >> ten ye

only with maximum pepsi taste and zero calories. whoa!the official soft drink of major league baseball. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my next guests are the stars of the reality series "keeping up with the kardashians," which has its sixth season premiere sunday on e! please welcome kourtney kardashian and khloe kardashian-odom! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. i haven't seen you -- haven't seen -- khloe since back in, like, two years ago. >> i know. did you miss me? >> jimmy: yeah. i really did. i missed you. yeah, i did. >> that was so sincere. yeah. >> jimmy: so was did you miss me? that was sincere too. yeah. [ laughter ] how's kim? where's kim? >> oh, we didn't want her on this trip. [ laughter ] >> she's in london. >> jimmy: she's in london, yeah. holding that big ring that she has on? that crazy ring. that is a nuts -- that is a nuts, crazy size ring. look at this. >> let's see it. >> jimmy: good god. >> that is pretty nuts. >> jimmy: hey, what is this again? its like $25 million bazillion? >> mm-

cellphone dings ] [ cellphones ringing ] [ memen screaming ] ♪ make up your mind to have one diet pepsits ahh. ♪ what's going on over there? ♪ >>> we have breaking news in san francisco right now. there is a raging structure fire in the glen canyon park area. reports that two firefighters are injured, possibly critically and at least two ambulances were recalled. it's burning near diamond heights boulevard. firefighters are having a difficult time to get it under control. stay with us and we'll have more at 4:00 and 5:00 and also at abc7news.com. >> finally this morning, an escape from alcatraz and grateful dead. don sanchez has what's hot. ♪ >> ethnic dance festival brings more than 750 northern california acclaimed dancers and musicians to explore their hair contamination at zellerbach hall. ♪ >> the world premiere classic tales of the city, a.c.t. brings the beloved characters to the stage. ♪ >> last week i gave you an exclusive look inside bob weir's new studio. he joins phil lesh at shoreline. >> a rare bay area performance tony lindsay in san rafael. ♪ >> charles lloyd headlines t

man, little lola wants you ♪ [ cellphone dings ] [ cellphones ringing ] [ women screaming ] one diet pepsi♪ make up your mind to have ahh. ♪ what's going on over there? ♪ >> closed captioning brought to >> closed captioning brought to an maintain to. >> alan: nato says an air strike went astray and may have killed civil wraps. officials say nine civil yaps were killed, including two children. a nato commander is blaming a weapons system failure and says he regrets the loss of independent -- innocent civil yap lives. >> it's been 90 days since president obama ordered operations in libya. under federal law the president must get authorization from congress to continue. so far the president has refused to do so. here's more. >> reporter: for 90 days, without congress' permission, president obama has engaged the u.s. military in the nato-led mission in libya to remove gadhafi. the president's decision has divided washington. under the war powers resolution, the president must receive congressional approval to continue a military mission after 90 days of hostilities. >> we're spending $10 milli

i buy diet pepsi for very urgent reasons that i don't understand.laughter] the point is we need a boost to the economy, monkeys are suckers and thanks to this ad campaign soon we'll have all their monkey money just by showing them billboards like this. [laughter] [cheers and applause] [laughter] we'll be right back. [cheers and applause] [ male announcer ] introducing mgd 64 lemonade. 64 calories of beer with a refreshing lemonade twist. because the best kind of lemonade, is beer lemonade. new mgd 64 lemonade. refreshingly light. wow, that sure comes in a tiny glass. oh no no i have giant hands. i'm very manly in the hand area. you know mgd 64 only has 64 calories. whoa, that feels better. yeah. >> welcome back, everybody. my guest tonight made a documentary about the making of a u.s. citizen. i know how you do that. i learned it in health class. please welcome alexandra pelosi. [cheers and applause] nice to see you again. >> thank you. >> stephen: thanks for coming on. >> thanks for having me. >> stephen: you are an emmy-winning film maker. you mad

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. >> coke or pepsi? >> cok. >> elvis or johnny cash? >> that's tough. that's tough.oth. >> "dancing with the stars" or "american idol"? >> "american idol." >> governor romney to you now. imagine your getting a to the barbecue joint here or south carolina, spicy or mild? >> spicy, absolutely. >> mr. cain? >> who knew romney liked the hot stuff huh? the moderator having fund with the candidates to loosen them up. they all seemed to have a good sense of humor about it. but those questions are over now. >> spicy or mild? >> mild. >> i'm a spicy girl. >> we'll have to go out and eat together sometime >> you'll order yours, i'll order mine. i don't have as asbestos tongue so if my food starts to make me tear up, i'm done with it. >> good to know. >> yes. >>> the u.s. senate hit by hackers. the sneaky way they broke in and the single best thing you can do to protect your online identity coming up. >>> say good-bye to waterproof sunscreen. new rules from the fda. what you need to know before you slather it on. ,, ,, ♪ [ male announcer ] if you're ready to get more from your

thick as cataracts will be chanting prayers to my an gods after an alter of bee's wax candles and pepsi soda bottles. the inscents unravelling in a stream toward the water stain on the seceiling that looks like a map of latin america. this is not mexico city where indian families wrapped in newspapers huddel uppered the monument of the revolution. this is not where girls peddle chicklets on street corners no this is lamission. land of palm trees and skyscrapers where there is dollars enough for cell phones, sports cars and [inaudible] by the trunk full. where a suitcase of cocaine is as easy to buy as a broken stemmed rose from his white bucket. how much for that hand full of rose buds? for fingers go up. he makes change for a 20, returns clefrjed winched with b. you tip him a couple of dollars, so what. every love struck couple stairing into each other's eyes. every loner with a half empty beer even a waitress after a shift receives a visit from john nitto. he returns to the faces above the steaming plates before he's out into the neon lit street leaving behind a trail of rose petals b

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don't think that pensions what while they may not help you think that that was a widespread withdrawal pepsi would collapse and that would leave u.k.p. else the very shores of investment just what it means that more than ever the unions will be threatening that it is the government list next door and it's hot seat. of the scale of the walkouts in the u.k. hasn't been seen for decades later we hear from a british trade union leader so walk up and says if the government fails to take notice this time people will return to protest and even greater numbers. having three quarters of a million people from four different unions on strike is something that happens hasn't happened in this country for decades it's the start not the finish where our message to the government is if they try to ignore will come back in the autumn we may well see millions of people on strike so the idea is to build pressure so the government realise that working people the length and breadth of the u.k. are not just going to let them get away with what they're doing and we believe that pressure ultimately can force them t

they are changing the business model in how k-mart sells apliiance and pepsi is the latest company signalingt it will raise prices of the soft drinks as the economy improves and look at our closing stock market action. higher while the nasdaq is lower. >>> and cloud music service to the u.s. for catch media. best buy cloud will be available on blackberry and android smart phones. that's business in the new york stock exchange. this is after the bell report. >> former labor secretary and us berkeley professor has a video on youtube. he explains his take and does it in two machines including his own doodles. since 1980, the american economy doubled in size. but adjusting for inflation most people's wages barely increased. >> man he writes fast. rice said things are getting worse for the middle class since 1980. you probably knew that. it was posted by move on.org. you can find a link to it from our site. >> it has 368,000 hits. it is on . now is your chance to own part of a palo alto house and why it is going up for sale on craigy list. >> and why half of the police department went out for a s

and then these artists align themselves with coca-cola and pepsi and taco bell and on and on and on. but if you give people good music, i bet you they'd buy it, you know what i mean? if they were offered interesting, complex lyrics and interesting, varied music and real-live vocals and people that can actually sing live, and when they perform, they don't need pyrotechnics and dancers and distractions, i bet you they'd love it. now, the average record buyer for backstreet et al. is seven, so it's not like they got tired of listening to kurt cobain. do you know what i'm saying? and they didn't-- they weren't listening to screaming trees and alice in chains and going, "mmmyyyeeegh. "mommy, i'm tired of alice in chains "and the seattle sound. give me boy-band corporate pabulum." you know, a seven-year-old did not turn away from indie rock. this was a niche that was created 'cause money was to be made. and the whole britney thing, it's just nonsense. you know, it's nonsense, and it, again, lowers the bar tastewise. most people are just indoctrinated into modes of thinking. you know, you a

what while they may still have you think that if that was so widespread with pepsi. and not with the u.k. p.l.o. the very short of it investment just what it means more than ever the unions will be directing that but is the government listening no rabbit loved it. the scale of the walkouts in the u.k. hasn't been seen for decades later we hear from british trade union leader mark who says if the government fails to take notice this time people return to protest an even greater numbers. having three quarters of a million people from four different unions on strike is something that's hasn't happened in this country for decades it's the start not the finish to the government is if they try to ignore it will come back in the autumn and we may well see millions of people on strike so the idea is to build pressure so the government realise that working people the length and breadth of the u.k. i'm not just going to let them get away with what they're doing and we believe that pressure ultimately come forced them to change direction saying you won't negotiate just when the

pepsi expected to raise prices from 3% to 5% between july and labor day. >> there has been another video game hacking incident and air lines are taking a financial hit. major airline stocks falling today, university dropping the most after saying revenue growth slowed. and stocks finishing the day and week lower. and the popular video game, nfl says it was hacked. and they have stolen personal data. the company says no card information was seized. that is business news at the new york stock exchange. >> still head this afternoon, thousands of homes are flooded and many more at risk. factors flooding a record in north dakota. >> maybe the grass isn't always greener but at this time of the year it seems to always be growing. and if you're looking for a mower there is one you can skip. >> and later on abc 7 news at 5:00, sticker shock that is about to hit >>> traffic heavy heading over the bay bridge this, is gay pride weekend in the city. there is a transgender march and there is a critical mass bike ride so. there is a lot going in in the city. you might want to take public transit tonigh

well those are johnny cash oh it's really tough coke or pepsi coke leno conan. probably one of blackberry or i phone blackberry blackberry it is deep dish for thin crust. spicy mild oh spicy guess what the stores are american idol american idol maybe we'll have to have an american idol contest saying. i'm sorry what unemployment just went up past nine point one percent cap of all unemployed americans have been out of work for at least six months if not more forty four million americans are in food stamps to us home sales have dropped six point three trillion dollars since the housing crisis began and if it is printing dollars like twenty paper and we're asking the next potential president of the united states about pizza well joining me now to make sense of this debate is heather simran and completely mispronouncing that's a letter to sir most thorough she's a conservative political commentator and strategist as well as air campaign founder of the agenda project in our new york studio ladies thank you so much for taking the time to us speak with us how they're a

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if you wanted to check out pepsi online, it's www.pepsi.com.buy dot pepsi and do whatever they want to. >> how much will this cost to buy a domain name? >> if you were going to buy your own domain name right now using dot com, you could do so for $10 or less. if you want to buy your own suffix, it's going to cost you $185,000. so this is definitely for the well healed so to speak, it's for major corporations and individuals who would like to have their own internet suffix, that's what you want to call this. >> how many characters can your domain name be. both of us have relatively short names. but what about characters. >> they can be up to 65 characters, which can get kind of complicated. you may have competition for the same internet extension. the apple industry, meaning the fruit, they may want to have dot apple, the computer company may want it as well. they could have to duke it out with an auction and the highest bidder would win the suffix. >> dan simons, it could be interesting in 2012 when these all go up for sale. we'll keep an eye o

coke's top rival pepsi also announced an increase of up to 5% to come between mid-july and labor day. the higher prices are to pay for higher prices for arum numb, plastic and oil for shipment. >>> and a new diet study says while a potato chip is seen as a quick snack, it is contributing to america's weight gain more than soda, candy and even ice cream. part of the reason is that the old advertising cliche, you can't eat just one. >>> another new study is raising concern tonight over a hospital patient who suffer cardiac arrests. researchers in the university of pennsylvania say 200,000 people are treated for cardiac arrest in the u.s. each year. they also say many of them could have been prevented with better monitoring. the study's authors say their numbers should help improve care for cardiac arrest patients. >>> don't stop, that's what your kids might be saying to the rush to get to the new cars series. we spoke to the director who points out one part of the movie you will not want to miss. >>> and we're going to be looking at the weekend weather. and tell you which are going to b

or johnny cash that's really tough coke a pepsi coke leno or conan agree that probably leno blackberry or i phone blackberry blackberry it is deep dish or thin crust. spicy or mild oh spicy guessing what the stores or american idol american idol maybe will have to have an american idol contest. i'm sorry. unemployment just went up to nine point per cent half of all unemployed americans have been out of work for at least six months forty four million americans are in food stamps and they're going home sales dropped six point three trillion that's what the teen dollar since the housing crisis began and if that is printing dollars like twenty paper and we're asking the next potential president of the united states about pizza really things out of whack here but thankfully i know just the man to set a straight gerald celente is the director of the trends at a research institute and the publisher of the trends journal he is with us from new york thank you so much for being here mr cilento did you hear a single idea from from these candidates during the two hour debate last night that made y

man, little lola wants you ♪ [ cellphone dings ] [ cellphones ringing ] [ women screaming ] one diet pepsiind to have ahh. ♪ what's going on over there? ♪ >>> plan on big delays if you are a muni rider on the "n" or "j" line. i'll have details coming up. >> family and friends of missing nursing student of michelle le are asking for volunteers to help search for her. >> thousands of homeowners are expected to show up at the san jose convention center to help them with their mortgages. >> and thousands of dads are looking for good weather this weekend and think we'll have it. temperatures will be on the decline and then warmer weather is on the way and we will see the 90s for a longer time in the accu-weather seven-day forecast. >> just about 5:30 on this friday. i'm eric thomas. first up, let's go back to frances to check on the latest on muni which has been experiencing delays. >> emergency repairs continue for that tunnel that impacts the "n" and "j" lines. this happened yesterday. people were crowd order the buses when the underground light rail service came to a complete stop. this was

we think of the cokes and pepsis, there's no doubt they're going to pick up dot pepsi or dot coke.ey pick up something vague like dogs or shopping or sales. they could turn that around and sell it as a second level domain. for big businesses, this is pocket change to throw out $185,000 for one application fee. it could get very interesting to see what goes through, and what other individuals start to pick up. i want to put a perspective on this for you too. we talk about the 185 k base. right now, a dot com average is about $12. and a dot net is about $8. as you can see here, the price has skyrocketed. come that time where people are starting to apply, it's going to get interesting. >> people are creative. and we know what happens on the internet and there can be some offensive things and people get creative in that regard. what happens when someone tries to register a naughty domain name? >> the organization will be looking through every single application. in many cases it could take from 6 to 18 months to get something through. i think with that price tag on it, this is going to

could have gotten a much better deal on two medium cities. [ laughter ] and a two liter bottle of pepsioo, probably. get this. a company in china is selling a $5,000 sex doll that can recognize and chat with its owner. doesn't that defeat the whole purpose of the sex doll? [ laughter ] "i never take you anywhere?" that's right, a sex doll that recognizes its owner. that's got to be so embarrassing when you're out to dinner with your family, like, "dave? [ laughter and applause ] dave flanigan? hello. it's me, anna, your sex doll. [ laughter ] who's that that's with you?" [ light laughter ] and finally, a strip club in the uk is using a hypnotist to get customers to spend more money. at least that's what some guy told his wife when she found his credit card bill. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! ♪ sometimes i dream bigger than i live sometimes i think better when i'm lit ♪ ♪ so, go on and light it roll it up ignite it one time for all my people that dreamed ♪ ♪ it then real-lifed it i swear i been through everything in life but a

man, little lola wants you ♪ [ cellphone dings ] [ cellphones ringing ] [ women screaming ] one diet pepsi have ahh. ♪ what's going on over there? ♪ >> jimmy: hi there, we're back. spelling bee and sara bareilles on the way. paris hilton is here with us, and she has a new reality show. about time you got in the reality show business. you've had a lot of reality shows. >> i've been doing this a long time. >> jimmy: how is this different? >> "the simple life." i was playing a character, and it wasn't who i am. so in this show, people are going to get to see my real life and who i am in real life. >> jimmy: your mom is on the show. >> my mom, all my best friends. >> jimmy: brooke mueller, charlie sheen's ex-wife. she's your best friend? >> one of my close friends, yes. >> jimmy: what about the bffs, from the bff show? are they actual best friends on this thing or are they -- >> no, they're -- i'm still friends with them. >> jimmy: they're s.o.l. >> you always ask me about that. >> jimmy: i wonder, best friends friend means forever. and i don't see them anymore. they seem to have disappeared.

man, little lola wants you ♪ [ cellphone dings ] [ cellphones ringing ] [ women screaming ] one diet pepsi ♪ what's going on over there? ♪ >>> this is america's most popular ingredient. and we want to see what you can do with it. and it just [ bleep ] over my [ bleep ] feet. you dirty little bastard. and i guarantee now you're going to be on youtube over the next ten years you little [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: i would have done the same thing if you were going to eat me. chef gordon ramsay is here with us. mike o'malley and hanson on the way. chicken is the number one ingredient in america. indid not realize it. >> i cannot believe it [ bleep ] on my feet. i have size 15 feet. so, they are right first before i do. >> jimmy: really, size 15 feet? >> can you believe, we had a chicken? only you guys would have a chicken that actually sort of comes out on cue. >> jimmy: we have talented chickens here in the united states. when you travel around the united states, what do you think about american food? are there things that drive you crazy, things that you particularly love? focus on the drive you cr

i don't want pepsi-cola in the conversation. >> i think you are right. it will be interesting to see how this plays out. there is one thing before i get to questions from the audience about wary as he takes the helm. he can be a loyal arrogant. simon and schuster call that the google both sell, instant arrogance. larry says i am trying to do good, digitize the world's books which is good and yet i wonder if that is going to get him into trouble too, without realizing you are going to hit up against industries. people write books and those books are valuable and sergei doesn't get it that people work hard on books. your book for example. did you sense that about him? it came across in the book. >> when you talk about larry page or steve jobs, there is the good steve and the bad steve. there is only one steve. you can't teach everything out. the aspect of his personality, some of the reasons why he is the greatest of the ceo. the less arrogant blinders to the effects of what he does, he knows it is a valued to the world to have this information anyone can

who's down for flat pepsi and air hockey? lets get it while we can.out to cancel this card y'all. first charge, chuck e. cheese. second charge, $170 at target. third charge, $300 at walmart. fourth charge, $18 on gas. fifth charge, chuck e. cheese again. [ laughter ] what type of monster are you? you didn't have enough fun the first time? did my card get stolen by a 9-year-old? or by a bad broke father? well i hope they had a horrible time on the second outing. i hope the pizza made his family sick, and i hope his kids never learn to read. [ laughter ] then another time my card info got stolen. somebody was charging up crazy stuff in california. i live in new york. it was two separate $400 charges at barnes & noble. who balls out of control at barnes and noble? who's ever spent more than $80 at barnes and noble? and i hate visa fraud prevention for not knowing that i'm not the type of guy to spend $800 in 30 minutes on books. you didn't want to call me visa and check that one out? well maybe hannibal went on a knowledge binge. no, i didn't go a knowle

cellphone dings ] [ cellphones ringing ] [ memen screaming ] ♪ make up your mind to have ♪ one diet pepsill, hello there, we're back with jason sudeikis. piers morgan and lykke li are still to come. big job this weekend, hosting the mtv movie awards. >> yeah. how did that happen? >> jimmy: are you nervous? you've been on television live a lot. >> yeah, i'm not actually too nervous about it. just sort of anxious and want it to be over. not because i'm not enjoying it but just like it will be fun to have people, you know, just lie to you and tell you you did a good job. >> jimmy: everyone will tell you you did great and you go home and read to see if you were -- >> get on that damn internet and find out otherwise. >> jimmy: are you hosting a big party after? >> i think they are doing something at the gibson amphitheater over there. >> jimmy: you know what the cool move is? >> talk to me. >> jimmy: if you are hosting an afterparty, don't go to it. >> oh, yeah. that is the pimp move. >> jimmy: that's like what diddy would do. >> clooney throws a party a night, never there. >> jimmy: and then