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find your diet pepsi emoji today. heels on a subway grate? miss monroe, eat a snickers. why? you get a little cranky when you're hungry. better? much better. this scene will never make the cut. >> jimmy: still to come, margot robbie, flo rida with jason derulo. nicely done. tell our regular drummer jonathan that he's fired. those fans of the ufc know there's a pay per vent july 9th in las vegas, ufc 200, it promises to be one of the biggest ufc events ever. the last one, ufc 199, was in l.a. at the forum in inglewood. we decided to make mma mischief. we sent our politically correct community activists jack and becky to the forum with a petition to ban punching and kicking from the ufc. here's how that went off with the fans and fighters too. >> tlc, not ufc! tlc, not ufc! tlc, not ufc! we're thinking that we should take out all punching and kicking from the sport altogether. punching, illegal. kicking, illegal. >> the petition is just to remove the kicking and the punching from the sport. >> i can't do that. >> why no