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pete zagorin? get smooth with the fresh-ground nut butters in new creamy snickers®.urve, every innovation, every feeling. a product of mastery. lease the 2019 es 350 for $389 a month for 36 months. experience amazing at your lexus dealer. ai unlocks the art of science. when you open a bottle of beer, i don't think many people actually know the level of science that's filled into that bottle. back in time, it took carlsberg several years to produce a new beer. but using microsoft artificial intelligence, we will be able to detect new flavors in a split second and develop better beers faster. with ai, we redefine what's possible. so cheers! toss those plants out the nearest window. sports fans know, veggies belong with fresh beef. smashed, seared, smothered in cheese and served with a glass of veggies called hops. the new all-american cheeseburger at buffalo wild wings. rooaaar! miller lite has more taste, to do is read the signs. at buffalo wild wings. fewer calories, and half the carbs of bud light. what are you holding? miller lite. hold true. ( cheers and applause
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pete zagorin?h-ground nut butters in new creamy snickers®. want to try out my time machine? it runs on doritos. [dog barks] sure. so now what? gotta put the whole bag in. okay. yes! it's really working, jimmy! [humming, thumping] [humming] [thumping] this is the greatest moment of my life! get out of my yard! [birds chirping] jimmy? you're so old. [crunch!] it's the future! ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: we can back to "the daily show." in the wake of the mueller report, democrats have been grappling with two questions. one, do they have to read it or can they just wait for the movie? and, two, should they impeach president trump? and apparently not everyone is on the same page. >> i believe congress should take the steps towards impeachment. >> if any other human being in this country had done what's documented in the mueller report, they'd be arrested and put in jail. >> not all democratic presidential candidates are on the impeachment bandwagon. >> nancy pelosi telling colleagues, we don't h
pete zagorin?h-ground nut butters in new creamy snickers®. want to try out my time machine? it runs on doritos. [dog barks] sure. so now what? gotta put the whole bag in. okay. yes! it's really working, jimmy! [humming, thumping] [humming] [thumping] this is the greatest moment of my life! get out of my yard! [birds chirping] jimmy? you're so old. [crunch!] it's the future! ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: we can back to "the daily show." in the wake of the mueller report,...
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pete zagorin? get smooth with the fresh-ground nut butters in new creamy snickers®.lap) if your day doesn't unfold as predicted. unfold this. new neutrogena® makeup remover single. and remove 99% of makeup. 100% rain or shine. neutrogena®. 100% rain or shine. think fast! this week, carry out a large 2-topping pizza for just 5.99 only at pizza hut, when you order online. that's right, a large pizza for $5.99. hurry, because this deal ends monday. just another reason why... no one out pizzas the hut. we gather to celebrate a life... of relentless evil. and though i gave you a quick death, it was not mercy. it was ortho groundclear weed & grass killer. kill 'em all! new ortho groundclear. kills really fast, and it's organic friendly. speed you can trust. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." the #metoo movement has made sexual harassment a major topic in american politics, and in the world of entertainment. but one industry that seemingly has not been affected is wall street... until now. desi lydic investigates. >> wall street has long be
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pete zagorin? get smooth with the fresh-ground nut butters in new creamy snickers®.f stuff michael follows online. then he tried tostitos scoops and salsa... and he started following them in real life. no! ♪ and kept following... ♪ everywhere. ♪ wow, okay. boundaries, michael, boundaries. hey, mike. sup. oh! tostitos. get together already. ♪ let me see that! ♪ that's the the guac smasher! you know what's in all of this food. yes. onions... ...and cilantro. get all those ingredients in there. it is fresh! [laugh] fresh every day. >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight is a musician who sings, raps, dances, and-- get this-- plays classical flute. her forthcoming new album is called "'cuz i love you." ♪ if i'm shiny everybody gonna shine ♪ i was born like this don't even gotta try ♪ i like chardonnay get better over time ♪ heard you say i'm not a baddest, bitch, you lie ♪ ain't my fault that i'm out here gettin' loose ♪ gotta blame it on my goose, gotta blame it on my juice, baby ♪ ain't my fault that i'm out here makin' news ♪ i'm the pudding in
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pete zagorin?ooth with the fresh-ground nut butters in new creamy snickers®. ♪ let me see that! ♪ if you want to eat a burger, ofput it on a bar.. fresh, juicy beef smashed and smothered in cheese, just like the sports gods intended. the new all-american cheeseburger at buffalo wild wings. rooaaar! ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back the "the daily show." my guest tonight is the independent senator from vermont and a leading 2020 democratic presidential candidate. please welcome senator bernie sanders! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> thank you! >> trevor: do you ever get used to this? >> it's a good feeling to get used to. thank you very much. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: it feels like -- it literally feels like you are the political beatles. that's what you are. you're all of them rolled into one. is it strange to be in a position where, in 2016, you were the insurgent candidate, you know, you were leading a political revolution, but now you're entering the race as a frontrunner, li
pete zagorin?ooth with the fresh-ground nut butters in new creamy snickers®. ♪ let me see that! ♪ if you want to eat a burger, ofput it on a bar.. fresh, juicy beef smashed and smothered in cheese, just like the sports gods intended. the new all-american cheeseburger at buffalo wild wings. rooaaar! ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back the "the daily show." my guest tonight is the independent senator from vermont and a leading 2020 democratic presidential...
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pete zagorin? get smooth with the fresh-ground nut butters in new creamy snickers®.ferent swim meet every saturday. but now... it's thursday. good thing they discovered gain flings. the only detergent with concentrated gain, oxi boost, and febreze odor remover. smelling is believing. and gain flings can hiya karate stink too. try new improved gain flings. and if you love gain flings... you gotta try the dish soap!!! ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight is the creator, writer and star of the new netflix series "special." >> the kids screamed at me. usually when i tell people i have cp, they're just, like, gross. and going -- >> people don't really understand your disability. looks different on everybody. simon says straighten. >> oh, that ass is everything to me. >> hey, hey, focus. yeah, save that for girned. >> i love that you think i have enough self-esteem to be on grinder. what would my profile even say? i'm gay and disabled, but i promise not to drill on you till the third date. >> trevor: please welcome ryan o'co
pete zagorin? get smooth with the fresh-ground nut butters in new creamy snickers®.ferent swim meet every saturday. but now... it's thursday. good thing they discovered gain flings. the only detergent with concentrated gain, oxi boost, and febreze odor remover. smelling is believing. and gain flings can hiya karate stink too. try new improved gain flings. and if you love gain flings... you gotta try the dish soap!!! ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily...
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pete zagorin?s®. 16 oz of pure annihilation. taste like berry-flavored win sauce new mountain dew amp game fuel. victory in a can. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight is a nobel peace prize nominee who is the founder and c.e.o. of rise, a nonprofit civil rights organization. she was the force behind "the sexual assault survivors' rights act" which was signed into law in 2016. please welcome amanda nguyen! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to the show! >> thank you! oh, my god! >> trevor: this is a super exciting time for me and for you a little bit, but for me -- >> oh, thanks. >> trevor: -- because i have never chatted to somebody who is nominated for a nobel prize. congratulations. >> thank you so much! >> trevor: that comes with it a certain level of swag. i mean, do you just walk around the world being like, nobel, nobel nominee? >> yeah. >> trevor: because it is basically the best people in our world, essentially. >> it's a good peop
pete zagorin?s®. 16 oz of pure annihilation. taste like berry-flavored win sauce new mountain dew amp game fuel. victory in a can. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight is a nobel peace prize nominee who is the founder and c.e.o. of rise, a nonprofit civil rights organization. she was the force behind "the sexual assault survivors' rights act" which was signed into law in 2016. please welcome amanda nguyen! ( cheers and...
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pete zagorin?nickers®. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: well, that's our show for tonight. we'll be back again tomorrow. now here it is... your moment of zen. >> impeachment is not about punishment. impeachment is about cleansing the office. the point i'm trying to make is you don't even have to be convicted of a crime to lose your job in this constitutional republic. [ cheers and applause ] hi! and welcome to "the jim jefferies show." tonight, we talk about zoos. some people hate them, and these people always seem to have pets. you can't complain about zoos if you have a pet. zoos give animals space and food. meanwhile, your dog is trapped in a basement studio apartment where it only gets to shit when you let it, and the only thing it can [bleep] is a roomba! that's no life. plus, in the zoos, you get to keep your testicles. i can only imagine how that feels. let's start the show. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ welcome to "the jim jefferies show."
pete zagorin?nickers®. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: well, that's our show for tonight. we'll be back again tomorrow. now here it is... your moment of zen. >> impeachment is not about punishment. impeachment is about cleansing the office. the point i'm trying to make is you don't even have to be convicted of a crime to lose your job in this constitutional republic. [ cheers and applause ] hi! and welcome to "the jim jefferies...
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pete zagorin? get smooth with the fresh-ground nut butters in new creamy snickers®. 96 calories. now that's a combo. miller lite. hold true. start with a light trcrystal coating...sh vibes ...then change into a smooth gum. with bursts of spearmint flavor that pop! pop! pop! trident vibes. brought to you by trident. do you battery sound. want a charge? yeah battery charging. ♪ ♪ thank you so much. battery charging. ♪ >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." we are here with oprah winfrey, talking about her brand-new book "the path made clear: discovering your life's direction and purpose." 12 years ago you started the oprah winfrey leadership academy in south africa, which is, honestly, one of the most amazing institutions-- ( applause ) because it goes beyond just a school. >> yes. >> trevor: it's an idea. >> yeah. >> trevor: you've gotten girls in a country where-- >> thank you for saying that. >> trevor: no, it really, is it's an idea, where you said to these young black girls, "hey, be the best you can be." and you are creating leaders. but what you found, and
pete zagorin? get smooth with the fresh-ground nut butters in new creamy snickers®. 96 calories. now that's a combo. miller lite. hold true. start with a light trcrystal coating...sh vibes ...then change into a smooth gum. with bursts of spearmint flavor that pop! pop! pop! trident vibes. brought to you by trident. do you battery sound. want a charge? yeah battery charging. ♪ ♪ thank you so much. battery charging. ♪ >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." we are here...
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pete zagorin? get smooth with the fresh-ground nut butters in new creamy snickers®.mplicated,ess ad. tricky language about their network and offers and blah blah blah blah blah blah. look sprint's gonna do things differently, and let you decide for yourself. they're offering a new 100% total satisfaction guarantee. try it out and see the savings. if you don't love it, get your money back. see? simple. now sprint's unlimited plan comes with one of the newest phones included for just $35 a month. so switch now. >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show"! we are here with presidential hopeful and very young man senator bernie sanders. ( laughter ) i made up for what we did earlier. but let's talk a little bit about age. i mean, this has been an interesting time where, you know, people have said, bernie's running again, bernie doesn't feel old but your age is still a number, despite what aaliyah says. and some people are saying, hey, bernie, do you have any concerns about your health? are you doing things to keep yourself healthy if you were to take the office of presid
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pete zagorin? get smooth with the fresh-ground nut butters in new creamy snickers®.reaming ] its... [ screaming ] jordan peele's... ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: that's our show for tonight. thank you so much for tuning in. now here it is... your moment of zen. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ i'm goin' down to south park, gonna have myself a time ♪ ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ humble folks without temptation ♪ ♪ goin' down to south park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ ♪ ample parking day or night ♪ people spouting, "howdy, neighbor!" ♪ ♪ heading on up to south park, gonna see if i can't unwind ♪ ♪ mrph rmhmhm rm! mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ ♪ come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine ♪
pete zagorin? get smooth with the fresh-ground nut butters in new creamy snickers®.reaming ] its... [ screaming ] jordan peele's... ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: that's our show for tonight. thank you so much for tuning in. now here it is... your moment of zen. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ i'm goin' down to south park, gonna have myself a time ♪ ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ humble folks without temptation ♪ ♪ goin' down to south park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ ♪...
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pete zagorin? get smooth with the fresh-ground nut butters in new creamy snickers®.n happy aveeno® with prebiotic oat. it hydrates and softens skin. so it looks like this... and you feel like this. aveeno® daily moisturizer get skin happy™ one bullet left...re. ...who's it for? the strong? the weak? or the hopeless? this world will come for you, and it will never stop. one bullet left... ...who's it for? if old sphow will theyense helps know i worked hard?, i've gotta make stuff harder. ♪ there, that's hard. ♪ take prilosec otc and take control of heartburn. so you don't have to stash antacids here... here... or, here. kick your antacid habit with prilosec otc. one pill a day, 24 hours, zero heartburn. ( cheers and applause ). >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." i got this. my guest tonight is a psychology professor at stanford university and author of the new book "biased: uncovering the hidden prejudice that shapes what we see, think, and do." please welcome dr. jennifer eberhardt. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome to the show. >> thank you for ha
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pete zagorin? get smooth with the fresh-ground nut butters in new creamy snickers®. little.ng dong! [ screaming ] i don't know what you did. you did something. crazy little chucky doll. that girl she was waving that dumb wand and wished i was little. wishes don't come true. if they did i would be on maternity leave with michael b. jordan's baby by now. can't believe i'm back in this hell hole. there's your teacher. damn. ah, i would like to teach him some things. what are you going to teach him in that scrawny flat body? [ sigh ] hey girl, how old are you? i don't even know man. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight represents parts of brooklyn and queens in the house of representatives as chair of the democratic caucus, the fifth highest ranking democrat in the house. please welcome congressman hakeem jeffries! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ welcome to the show. >> great to be here. >> trevor: so cool. you're just down the road. you just pop up. this is nice. >> yeah. >> trevor: let's talk about what the democrats are dealing with
pete zagorin? get smooth with the fresh-ground nut butters in new creamy snickers®. little.ng dong! [ screaming ] i don't know what you did. you did something. crazy little chucky doll. that girl she was waving that dumb wand and wished i was little. wishes don't come true. if they did i would be on maternity leave with michael b. jordan's baby by now. can't believe i'm back in this hell hole. there's your teacher. damn. ah, i would like to teach him some things. what are you going to teach...
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pete zagorin?d nut butters in new creamy snickers®. ♪ ♪ ♪ my name is bailey and one day cj had to move away. let us know where you wind up. bailey, bailey when you come back the next time take care of cj. and then i was back. and i had a promise to keep. [ bark ] with each new life i would protect cj. [ bark ] where did you come from? loving people is my purpose but bringing them together that's my journey. ♪ sometimes the smallest gestures can be the most refreshing. give extra, get extra with new extra refreshers gum. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: well, that's our show for tonight. thank you so much for tuning in. here it is, your moment of zen. >> and trump and, like, trump, trump, trump. >> trump, and trump, trump, trump. >> not a single message, it doesn't involve trump, trump, trump, trump, trump, trump, trump, trump, trump, trump, trump, trump, trump, trump ( cheers and applause ) - ♪ i'm going down to south park ♪ ♪ gonna have myself a time ♪ both: ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ ♪ humbl
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pete zagorin? get smooth with the fresh-ground nut butters in new creamy snickers®.an was always my purpose. i've lived a lot of lives, go!s a lot of different dogs. until i met his granddaughter, cj. doggie. hmm, there's nothing in that cup. [ barking ] [ barking ] now i had a new purpose, to protect cj, no matter what. somewhere in the world, there might actually be someone looking out for me. where did you come from? there's a lot you don't know about that dog. how do you get skin happy aveeno® with prebiotic oat. it hydrates and softens skin. so it looks like this... and you feel like this. aveeno® daily moisturizer get skin happy™ ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight is a business woman and philanthropist who cochairs the bill and melinda gates foundation. her new book is called "the moment of lift: how empowering women changes the world." please welcome melinda gates. ( cheers and applause ) >> hi, trevor. >> trevor: welcome to the show. >> thank you! >> trevor: it is so good to have you here, especially consider
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pete zagorin? get smooth with the fresh-ground nut butters in new creamy snickers®.uld bend reality to my will, with a snap of my fingers! i just saved money with geico. i saved hundreds of dollars! nice! that is a lot of money. the power is exhilarating!! hahahahahaha! hah. ha. just got something in my throat. yea... marvel studio's "avengers endgame." in theaters april 26. >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show"! we are here with presidential hopeful and very young man senator bernie sanders. ( laughter ) i made up for what we did earlier. but let's talk a little bit about age. i mean, this has been an interesting time where, you know, people have said, bernie's running again, bernie doesn't feel old but your age is still a number, despite what aaliyah says. and some people are saying, hey, bernie, do you have any concerns about your health? are you doing things to keep yourself healthy if you were to take the office of president? >> thank god, my health is good. as a kid, i was a long distaps runner, had a lot of endurance and i still do. ( cheers and applause
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pete zagorin?h-ground nut butters in new creamy snickers®. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight is one of the most influential people of our time. she's a global media leader, philanthropist, and author whose new book is called "the path made clear: discovering your life's direction and purpose." please welcome oprah winfrey. ( cheers and applause ) ( cheers and applause ) >> hey, hey! ( cheers ) hello. ( cheers ) thank you. >> trevor: and our time is up. we'll be right back. >> thank you. that was so-- >> trevor: do you ever get used to the amount of joy you see on people's faces when you walk by? even in the building, oprah-- this is the craziest thing that ever happened to me. let me tell you right now. we're back stage. i'm getting my makeup done. then oprah just walks-- she doesn't come through the celebrity entrance. she walks through the building greeting everyone, "hello! hello." surely you realize you are causing chaos everywhere you go. >>
pete zagorin?h-ground nut butters in new creamy snickers®. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight is one of the most influential people of our time. she's a global media leader, philanthropist, and author whose new book is called "the path made clear: discovering your life's direction and purpose." please welcome oprah winfrey. ( cheers and applause ) ( cheers and applause ) >> hey, hey! ( cheers ) hello. ( cheers )...
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pete zagorin? get smooth with the fresh-ground nut butters in new creamy snickers®. all of you. what you love. that's what inspired us to create america's most advanced internet. internet that puts you in charge. that protects what's important. it handles everything, and reaches everywhere. this is beyond wifi, this is xfi. simple. easy. awesome. xfinity, the future of awesome. son: college, i'll be three whole states away. mom: he'll only be three states away. son: i can do whatever i want. mom: i can drive up here anytime i want. mom: he's going to be so homesick. son: this is gonna be so sick. no matter if your journey takes six years... or 72,000 miles... your volkswagen is covered with america's best bumper-to-bumper limited warranty. [thinking] they made the original, hot? [thinking] hot...hot... ♪oohh, hot stuff all over my nachos♪ ♪walkin' like a taco ♪driving over potholes ♪hotter than a pot roast ♪fingers on my hot chips ♪red handed come on man ♪now i'm a need some chopsticks ♪speaking of desire babe ♪preachin' to the choir ♪man my tongue is doing fine ♪but the roof is
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pete zagorin? get smooth with the fresh-ground nut butters in new creamy snickers®.is is the 2019 nissan rogue featuring tech like propilot assist it helps keep you centered in your lane ♪ and in control this is how nissan intelligent mobility is reinventing driving- for everyone. now the most exciting tech you own is in your driveway to score the latest styles forg the whole family... ...and sometng for you. oh yeah. that's yes for less. you heard me - 20 to 60 percent off department store prices! at the ross spring shoe event. on now! ♪ star wars galaxy's edge opening may 31st at disneyland resort great minds shop alike? yes. that's yes for less. yep! yes, yes, yes ,yes, yes... yes. seriously, 20 to 60 percent off department store prices every day. at ross. yes for less. ♪ ♪ ( applause ) get a months worth of manual brushing in just two minutes. philips sonicare, next-level clean, next-level care. there's always a way to make life better. philips sonicare. olay ultra moisture body wash gives skin the nourishment it needs and keeps it there longer with lock-in moist
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pete zagorin? get smooth with the fresh-ground nut butters in new creamy snickers®.n? oh... yeah i made myself a little comfortable here. i got a pizza for amy! yes, that's me! xfinity lets you search netflix, prime video, and youtube with the sound of your voice. and i don't have my wallet, so... that's simple. easy. awesome. get xfinity internet and tv for $40 each a month for 12 months when you bundle both, and get 20 hours of cloud dvr service included. switch today. so, you went online and got so confused. that your brain went offline. next time, ask your helpful cvs pharmacist. we created a proprietary search tool that analyzes ways to help lower your prescription costs. just drop in... before you conk out. see what you might save at cvs pharmacy. and tripadviser named us the best airline in the u.s. ... because we do everything differently... for one purpose: you. [clap, clap, ding] from capital one.nd i switched to the spark cash card i earn unlimited 2% cash back on everything i buy. and last year, i earned $36,000 in cash back. which i used to offer health
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pete zagorin? get smooth with the fresh-ground nut butters in new creamy snickers®.y's diet,m. coke, dr pepper and pepsi hear you. we're working together to do just that. bringing you more great tasting beverages with less sugar or no sugar at all. smaller portion sizes, clear calorie labels and reminders to think balance. because we know mom wants what's best. more beverage choices, smaller portions, less sugar. balanceus.org ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey, welcome back, everybody. my first guest tonight is an emmy award winning actor who stars in the critically acclaimed series "billions." please welcome paul giamatti! ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) ( cheers and applause ) >> oh! wow! that's exciting. >> stephen: nice to see you again. >> yes, thank you very much. >> stephen: always a pleasure to have you on the show. >> it's my pleasure. thank you. >> stephen: now, fourth season-- fourth season of the "billions." >> correct. >> stephen: on the showtime. >> correct. >> stephen: longest role of your career, am i correct? >> indeed. for sure. it's definitel
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pete zagorin?ound nut butters in new creamy snickers®. from capital one.nd i switched to the spark cash card i earn unlimited 2% cash back on everything i buy. and last year, i earned $36,000 in cash back. which i used to offer health insurance to my employees. what's in your wallet? which i used to offer health insurance to my employees. your cat an a lynx share the spirit of the wild. and a love for meat. that's why there's blue wilderness. m because your cat is wild inside. they desire.es kohl's lowest prices of the season! prices so low - no coupons needed! ..men's tank tops - $5.99. young men's tees and tanks - two for $12... the big one bath towel or pill - $2.99... plus - get kohl's cash! f it's the lowest prices othe season wednesday through sunday - at kohl's. igh) (crunch) babydel: that snack just sound boring. babybel: bye bye, bland. babybel: helloooo, delicious. r: rich, creamy, 10l cheese. vo: with mini babybel, snack time is saved. babybel: saved it! imagine if we we would be such go
pete zagorin?ound nut butters in new creamy snickers®. from capital one.nd i switched to the spark cash card i earn unlimited 2% cash back on everything i buy. and last year, i earned $36,000 in cash back. which i used to offer health insurance to my employees. what's in your wallet? which i used to offer health insurance to my employees. your cat an a lynx share the spirit of the wild. and a love for meat. that's why there's blue wilderness. m because your cat is wild inside. they desire.es...
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pete zagorin? get smooth with the fresh-ground nut butters in new creamy snickers.ix isitroven to help you qu. with chantix you can keep smoking at first and ease into quitting so when the day arri rs, you'll be moreeady to kiss cigarettes goodbye. when you try to quit smoking, with or without chantix, you may have nicotine withdrawal symptoms. lpop chantix and get height away if you have changes in behavior or thinking, aggression, hostility, depressed mood, suicidal thoughts or actions, seizures, new or worse heart or blood vessel problems, sleepwalkier, or life-threatening ac decrease alcohol use. use caution driving or operating machinery. tell yd r doctor if you've hantal health problems. the most common side effect is nausea. talk to your doctor about chantix. with a lot of other young couples. then we noticed something...strange. oh, could you, uh, make me a burger? -poof -- you're a burger. [ laughter ] -everyone acts like their parents. -you have a tattoo. -yes. or -fun. do you not w -so, what kind of mower you got, seth? -i don't know. some kid comes over.
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pete zagorin?ut butters in new creamy snickers®. he'd die of lung cancer. (susan n) leonard was afraid he never thought it would be copd. you always think you have more time than you do. and you really don't. (announcer) you can quit. for free help, call 1-800-quit-now. i'm always going to be a maker. and i think a company is the coolest thing you can build. i'm adam, and i make robots. you never know when inspiration is going to strike. so i take my surface pro everywhere. part of an entrepreneur's job is to get stuff done. i like to do, like, four things at once. the new surface pro can handle all of my programs. i can paint, i can mold, i can code. i have it on all the time, it's fantastic. we get to build toys for kids and change the world. it's a big deal. ...heals extremely dry skin in just 5 days. ♪ it's amazing what healed skin can do. the healing power of vaseline. the great outdoors gis supposed to be fun.? i heard there were fleas out here. and t-t-t-t-t-icks! and mosquitoooooooooooes! l
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