phoebe bridgers is on the way.e you ever tried canva? >> guillermo: funny you should ask, jimbo. i did try canva and it changed my life. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, honey. >> hey. >> jimmy: you know my birthday's coming up. >> yeah? >> guillermo: there's something i really, really want. >> i'm not getting you a llama. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: i thought you'd say that. which is why i make you a presentation. >> really? >> guillermo: yes. i use canva to help me design like a pro. with thousands of templates, you just drag and drop, photos, text, you can add music and videos. get ready to blow out your socks. [ laughter ] why we need a llama. llamas are great companions. they are cute, fun, and smart. and we can start a business. pajamas for llamas. and with canva, i can design marketing materials like a logo and business cards and we will be rich, awesome! >> i can't believe i'm saying this. but let's get you a llama. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: thank you! all right. [ laughter ] laum ma llama

music from phoebe bridgers is on the way.f food, restaurants, and robots. it's called "the next thing you eat." it premieres on hulu october 21st. please welcome chef david chang. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ how are you holding up? you got a baby at home. >> yes, a little over 2 weeks. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: two weeks old. wow. little boy. gus is the boy's name? >> that's right. >> jimmy: i like it, i like it. >> getting some sleep. >> jimmy: how is his older brother, hugo, handling this? >> 90% he's good. it's the 10% now that when he's acting terrible, it's really killing me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it is, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you happy just to be out of the house right now? be honest. >> yes. [ laughter ] i think i -- yes. i think i -- yeah. any chance i can get out of the house is amazing. i'm so happy to be with all of you. [ cheers and applause ] > jimmy: running a lot of errands. this is an interesting idea for a show. you're really exploring the future of food. i was glad to find out that we'll even ha

larry david and david chang will join us, with music from phoebe bridgers. is at the top of every list. he is a multiple emmy and tony-award-winner and one-third of an unlikely mÉnage-a-trois, that includes steve martin and selena gomez. their show is "only murders in the building." new episodes come out tuesday nights on hulu. please welcome, martin short. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: how are you tonight? >> hello, james. >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> i'm so excited to be here tonight. >> jimmy: i'm excited to have you here. [ applause ] >> you know, and on the carriage ride over tonight, because i like to pamper myself, i was thinking about the fact that of all the anti-vaxers i know, you're my favorite. >> jimmy: thank you. >> this show keeps getting better and better, and i wish i had time to watch it. but my problem, it's on at the same time as colbert. listen, no one pretends to care about people more than you. you know what you are like? you're like a tesla. >> jimmy: in what way? >> sleek, sophisticated, and mostly on auto pilot. no one

tonight, larry david, david chang, and music from phoebe bridgers. and now, jimmy kimmel!welcome. thank you very much. that's very nice. too much already. [ cheers and applause ] i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. on a day that will -- well, it won't exactly live in infamy. but today is a debatably notable day.

tonight, larry david, david chang, and music from phoebe bridgers. and now, jimmy kimmel! you. thank you very much. that's very nice. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. on a -- i wonder if you know about this because today is a day that -- it won't necessarily live in infamy but it's a day -- a debatably notable day. today is the anniversary, something

and we'll have music from walk the moon, bleachers, and phoebe bridgers. that's a very good week.ch means it's finally old enough to smoke and vote. [ laughter ] watch new episodes thursdays here on abc. please welcome ellen pompeo. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> hi, i'm great. hi, people, it's so nice to be here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sparkling in pinstripes. >> thank you, thank you. i thought i better go all out for you. the last time i was in the living room in my pa jams. >> jimmy: that's right. >> the appearance is not the same. >> jimmy: it's not the same. hair tinsel, do you have any of that? >> no, but your friend does. hi, happy birthday! >> jimmy: i do want to mention the last time you were here. something happened the last time you here, and at the time i didn't realize it, but now looking back, it's very funny to look at. > what was it? i don't remember. >> jimmy: i'll tell you what happened. >> okay. >> jimmy: so on the show, it was the night of the show, you were here, meredith grey had collapsed in a parking lot. >> oh, goodness, not