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planned for tomorrow though mark the anniversary, including a community remembrance at japan peace plauseplaza. >>> in other news of the world, in gaza a second airstrike has killed 15 militants. the violence began yesterday in gaza city, killing a militant commander thought to be the mastermind behind the killing of israeli soldier who was held for more than five years before he was release the last year. the israeli army says it's missile interception system took out rocket. >>> into yewri, nairobi, an attack was the latest in a string of attacks when kenya sent troops into somalia to crush out al-shabab militants. the al-qaida linked group said it would take revenge by attacking kenya. >>> and from yemen, military officials say two u.s. airstrikes killed at least 18 al-qaida link mistants. the central command isn't commenting on the medical examiner role in the strike. >>> syrian president bashar al- assad told visiting kofi annan today there can be no political dialogue while there are armed "terrorists groups." the obama administration is resists call for military aid or drone strike