tonight, quentin tarantino, iliza shlesinger, and music from lukas nelson & promise of the real. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that's very nice, thank you. look at this. great to be here tonight. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you. it's been a long time. that's right. this is our second night with a half-full -- is this audience half-full or half-empty? i guess that depends on how you look at life. really. we have 89 vaccinated people in our studio audience. [ cheers and applause ] it's weird having half an audience. it's like thanos snapped his fingers and killed the rest of you. speaking of thanos,we got an interesting bit of tid. this morning, about the former president of the united states. the orange one. you remember him? [ laughter ] the daily beast says that, in 2019, donald trump wanted the government to investigate, guess who, guillermo? me. >> why? >> jimmy: look at this, "according to two people familiar with the matter, trump asked advisers and lawyers in early 2019 about what the federal communications commission, the courts systems, a