. >> i'm rodney razor shorts. i'm running for congress. i'm on my third marriage. the first two didn't go so well probably because of the rampant philandering. i live with my parents mainly because i lost my life savings betting on bare knuckle matches in my cousin's basement. i have a few skeletons in my closet, by that i known human bodies. anyway, i figured this all going to come out in the end anyway, so i may as well beat the press to it. you vote for razorshorts for congress. >> paid for by the jerk party. greg: let's welcome tonight's guest. my co-host on "the five," and she once dated a guy named troy. >> that's not true. >> one of these days we'll find out troy's last name. he's not an idiot, you can believe that. gregg require's dana perino dreg * it's dana perino. if joe devito. he has a lot of spunk, national review reporter kat timpf. former wwe superstar tyrus. all right. >> usually if you are serving the president of the united states you do it because you are an honorable person with dignity and integrity and class. this joker is not that. the "new

so you vote for razor shorts for congress. tell them rodney sent. >> you paid for by the jerk party. >> let's welcome tonight's guest. she's my co-host "the five" and dated a guy named troy. >> that's not true! >> my mom told me when i was 13, don't go on the three-wheelers with troy. >> was one of them troy. >> we'll find out troy's last name and we will be reunited. >> he's hideous. >> he's not hideous, believe me that. greg: it's dana perino. his new album is called threes comedy, writer and comedian, joe devito. [cheers and applause] . greg: a lot of spunk and lights to get krunk, "national review" writer kat timpf. former wwe superstar, my massive side kick, tyrus. [cheers and applause] >> get started. dana, what do you make of the article. you have a theory. don't you have a theory about this? >> couple theories. couple theories so usually if you are serving the president of the united states you do it because you are an honorable person with dignity and integrity and class. this joker is not that. the "new york times" decided to publish