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rolo. get your smooth on. [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome back my guest tonight an author.uawld "the ministry of guidance invites you not to stay." an american family in iran. please welcome back to the show hooman majd. [cheers and applause] i'm going to get this down. >> all right. >> jon: i'm sorry the ministry of guidance invites you to not stay. >> that's right. >> jon: it's even in red and i screwed it up. how are you, sir? >> i'm well, yourself. >> jon: it's nice to see you. you spent a year living with your wife and young child. you moved back to iran for a year. >> that was the idea. >> jon: was it to research for the book. was that the premises of it? >> partly. i had a desire to reconnect or to connect, because i never lived as a child, with iranian culture and iran. i didn't pick the best time to do it. >> jon: when were you there? >> 2011. >> jon: so when would be the best time? >> in our age group i'm not sure there's a best time but i think it's better now. >> jon: with the rahani. >> a pragmatic president and somewhat reformist as compared to ak din jad who
rolo. get your smooth on. [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome back my guest tonight an author.uawld "the ministry of guidance invites you not to stay." an american family in iran. please welcome back to the show hooman majd. [cheers and applause] i'm going to get this down. >> all right. >> jon: i'm sorry the ministry of guidance invites you to not stay. >> that's right. >> jon: it's even in red and i screwed it up. how are you, sir? >> i'm well,...
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rolo. get your smooth on. "you'd like to have a product oh!just mask them." we're looking for the smelliest area. i have not cleaned the cat box. ♪ it smells really clean. [ male announcer ] don't just mask odors, eliminate them with febreze air effects. [ male announcer ] don't just mask odors, as a i'm still not going toall the pmake it to mars,o visit. but thanks to hotwire's incredibly low travel prices, i can afford to cross more things off my list. this year alone, we went to the top of the statue of liberty... and still saved enough to go to texas-- to a real dude ranch! hotwire checks the competition's rates every day... so they can guarantee their low prices. so we got our 4-star hotels for half price. next up, hollywood! ♪ h-o-t-w-i-r-e ♪ hotwire.com book with our app for an additional... $25.00 off your next hotel. [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome back. my guest tonight a director nominated for multiple academy awards for his latest film american hustle. >> he doesn't love you. he loves me. you know it. i know it and he knows i
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rolo. get your smooth on.o now i'm sitting in the bed of my truck, sipping a latte and smiling. #mydunkin enjoy a delicious latte the next time you stop at dunkin'. share your story. #mydunkin berry pomegranate mio. do i just squirt a little? or you can squirt a lot. ...really changes your water. it changes everything. [ male announcer ] mio. squirt some. >> welcome back. my guest tonight a staff writer at the new yorker. her new book is called the sixth extinction, an unnatural history. please welcome to the program elizabeth kolbert. [cheers and applause] how are you? >> pretty good, how are you? >> jon: very well, thank you. the book is called "the sixth extinction." there have been five extinction events thus far. >> heretofore, yeah. >> jon: those are what? the fifth and most famous is the extinction that did in the dinosaurs. >> jon: that was an asteroid. >> that was an asteroid. >> jon: and prior to that what had extincted the animal? >> a variety of thingsism tinted -- things extincted the animals. the
rolo. get your smooth on.o now i'm sitting in the bed of my truck, sipping a latte and smiling. #mydunkin enjoy a delicious latte the next time you stop at dunkin'. share your story. #mydunkin berry pomegranate mio. do i just squirt a little? or you can squirt a lot. ...really changes your water. it changes everything. [ male announcer ] mio. squirt some. >> welcome back. my guest tonight a staff writer at the new yorker. her new book is called the sixth extinction, an unnatural history....
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rolo. get your smooth on. there's a new meter in network speed.g punctuated by a loud crunch.) (whoosh! crunch!) (whoosh! crunch!) yeah! go team! team...? i saved the best for last. aflac! got 'em. ♪ yeah, he's clean, boss. now listen to me, duck. i have an associate that met with, uh, an unfortunate accident. while he's been incapacitated, somebody's been paying him cash. now, is this your doing? aflac? now, if i met with some such accident, would aflac pay me? ♪ nice. this is your stop. [ male announcer ] find out what aflac can do for you and your family... aflac? [ male announcer ] ...at aflac.com. [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome back. my guest tonight academy award winning actor. his netflix series showing its second season is called "house of cards." >> have you ever considered serving in the leadership? >> i figure that might be possible eight, ten years from now. >> what if i suggested you could serve in leadership this term to replace me as whip? >> you are being tapped for vp? >> let's assume that is true. >> that makes sense but m
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rolo. get your smooth on. [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome back to the show.tential ennui in the air this week? no apparently they haven't. [ laughter ] well, there's a reason for that. >> french president francois hollande begins an official visit to the united states on monday, the first by a french president since 1996. >> they hope to talk about strengthening economic ties and working together on climb change. >> jon: sorry i'm going to have to interrupt there. we played a clip from the al jazeera american channel that was threatening to get inappropriately in-depth about foreign policy. obviously al jazeera america is new here and don't know how we do things. let me show you how american america networks do. >> french president francois hollande arrives in the u.s. >> he is flying solo. >> he is here alone. >> the french president is coming stag. [ laughter ] >> jon: stag. alone. solo. [laughter] by his lonesome. there you go. that's the news it's 2014 we have a black president but apparently can't handle a foreign dateless one. why isn't he bring the the
rolo. get your smooth on. [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome back to the show.tential ennui in the air this week? no apparently they haven't. [ laughter ] well, there's a reason for that. >> french president francois hollande begins an official visit to the united states on monday, the first by a french president since 1996. >> they hope to talk about strengthening economic ties and working together on climb change. >> jon: sorry i'm going to have to interrupt there....
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rolo. get your smooth on. [cheers and applause] >> jon: that's our show.nger so it seemed to be an april rupt edit. rest is up on the web. it was nice to see him here. so in a year filled with gut punches this weekend delivered one that, you know, we won't soon recover from. here it is your moment of zen. >> when you are first starting out you have to act wherever you can. you can't be picky. you have to act wherever you can and wherever you get a chance to act and that might be in an audition room. this is something a teacher told me years ago and he is right. even if you are auditioning for something you won't get, you read it and don't like it but you have to go. if you get a chance to act in a room that somebody else has paid rent for then you are given a free chance to practice your craft. in that moment you should act as well as you can because if you leave the room or theater wherever you are and you've acted as well as you can there's no way that the people who
rolo. get your smooth on. [cheers and applause] >> jon: that's our show.nger so it seemed to be an april rupt edit. rest is up on the web. it was nice to see him here. so in a year filled with gut punches this weekend delivered one that, you know, we won't soon recover from. here it is your moment of zen. >> when you are first starting out you have to act wherever you can. you can't be picky. you have to act wherever you can and wherever you get a chance to act and that might be in...
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rolo. get your smooth on. [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome back.t tonight a director nominated for multiple academy awards for his latest film american hustle. >> he doesn't love you. he loves me. you know it. i know it and he knows it. it might be done now but it was beautiful and real. we loved each other. you scare him and you manipulate him and you use your son. >> well, he must like it on some level. he must want it. he keeps coming back for it it's like that perfume you love you can't smelling even when it's something sore in it. you can't get enough. but guess what? he is never going to leave me. he is always going to want me and i will make you so sorry edith. i'll make you so sorry to for what you've done to my family. mark my words. >> jon: it's a really good movie. please welcome david o. russell. [cheers and applause] sit, enjoy! bravo. [cheers and applause] sit down! i want to ask you questions. sit down. >> kill them with a puddle. larry king. >> jon: you are on a run like nobody has been on in the film business that i can remember. t
rolo. get your smooth on. [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome back.t tonight a director nominated for multiple academy awards for his latest film american hustle. >> he doesn't love you. he loves me. you know it. i know it and he knows it. it might be done now but it was beautiful and real. we loved each other. you scare him and you manipulate him and you use your son. >> well, he must like it on some level. he must want it. he keeps coming back for it it's like that perfume...
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rolo. your smooth on. >> my guest tonight is air recognize n roll hall of famer who star notice documentary 20 feet to stardom. it's been time somebody made a movie about restraining orders, please welcome darlene love. (cheers and applause) hey, star lean, good to see you, how are you. >> i'm wonderful, how are you. >> stephen: the first time i saw you was the montclair film festival, for this movie, 20 feet from stardom. >> i tell you. >> stephen: it's a documentsary, it's oscar nominated. you're one of the stars of it. let's explain it to people here why. you are as i say a rock 'n' roll hall of famer, gained prominent-- prompt flens in 1960s for backup artist for elvis presley, frank sinatra, aretha frank line, the beach boys, sam cook, the rightous brother, cher, war wick the mammas and papas. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: now this is all about the lives, all of the lives as backup singers what is the difference between the skills it takes to be a backup singer and to be a lead sin
rolo. your smooth on. >> my guest tonight is air recognize n roll hall of famer who star notice documentary 20 feet to stardom. it's been time somebody made a movie about restraining orders, please welcome darlene love. (cheers and applause) hey, star lean, good to see you, how are you. >> i'm wonderful, how are you. >> stephen: the first time i saw you was the montclair film festival, for this movie, 20 feet from stardom. >> i tell you. >> stephen: it's a...
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rolo. get your smooth on. [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome back.t tonight stars on abc's modern family his new movie is called mr. peabody and sherman. >> peabody that was amazing. wasn't that amazing? >> i'm more into rock 'n' roll. ♪ i meant florida -- flamenco. ♪ bagpipes ♪ this is great but a complete waist of time. let's get penny and go -- >> are you all right? >> jon: please welcome ty burrell. hello, sir. [cheers and applause] >> good. >> jon: nice to see you. thank you for being here. >> thank you. i have to say that -- the male in that clip was one stephen colbert. >> jon: what? >> yes and has there ever been a character in animated history who has looked more like the actual person ever. he should have just been called mr. colbert. >> jon: he should have been called that. i would think he is an an maters dream. >> yes, because they film you. >> jon: what was it like to work with stephen colbert. >> we got to close. just the time between scenes and going out to dinners i've never met stephen colbert. >> jon: what? >> i have still never me
rolo. get your smooth on. [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome back.t tonight stars on abc's modern family his new movie is called mr. peabody and sherman. >> peabody that was amazing. wasn't that amazing? >> i'm more into rock 'n' roll. ♪ i meant florida -- flamenco. ♪ bagpipes ♪ this is great but a complete waist of time. let's get penny and go -- >> are you all right? >> jon: please welcome ty burrell. hello, sir. [cheers and applause] >> good....
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rolo. get your smooth on.). >> stephen: well, that's it for "the report," everybody. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" about jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show". my name is jon stewart. very, very good show tonight. our guest tonight joel kinneman of roab cop, the story of an -- robo cop, the story of an irish policeman. [laughter] robocop story of an irish robot. [ laughter ] but, of course, first. ♪ [laughter] you know the vaguely olympic sounding but yet still public domain means it is time for "the daily show" update
rolo. get your smooth on.). >> stephen: well, that's it for "the report," everybody. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" about jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show". my name is jon stewart. very, very good show tonight. our guest tonight joel kinneman of roab cop, the story of an -- robo cop, the story of an irish...
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rolo. get your smooth on. you raise her spirits. we tackled your shoulder pain.e year. we took care of your cold symptoms. you take him on an adventure. tylenol® has been the number 1 doctor recommended brand of pain reliever for over 20 years. but for everything we do, we know you do so much more. what is this place? where are we? this is where we bring together the fastest internet and the best in entertainment. we call it the x1 entertainment operating system. it looks like the future! we must have encountered a temporal vortex. further analytics are necessary. beam us up. ♪ that's my phone. hey. [ female announcer ] the x1 entertainment operating system, only from xfinity. tv and internet together like never before. [cheers and applause] >> jon: that's our show. here it is your moment of zen. >> thank you for joining us. >> thank you for having me. >> tosh.o features videos from the internet and is for a mature audience. enjoy. >> hey, 40 seconds? >> 45 now. [beep] [ applause ] >> oh, rock beats -- what's beats that? chris rock. welcome to tosh.o. tonight a p
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rolo. get your smooth on.ard] after the laptops are closed and refunds have been paid, there's still a billion unclaimed tax dollars. get your billion back america. >> welcome back. football season is over. with football season is over. it's time for america to shift the focus to its second favorite sport, waiting for football season to start again. we learned next year may come with an exciting twist. >> michael sam has revealed he is guy. the 24-year-old expected to be taken early round of the nfl draft come april is poised to become profootball's first openly gay player. >> we could have the first openly gay professional player. there hasn't been a civil rights movement so significant since the nfl welcomed the first openly bad player. it's amazing to me. [laughter] who is this gay football player, probably a kicker, huh? am i right a kicker. you know he's a gay kicker, not like a real player. >> at six two 260 pounds university of missouri defensive lineman michael sam used skill and strength to lead the s
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rolo. get your smooth on. [cheers and applause] >> jon: that's it. join us tomorrow at 11:00.tained. >> meet at my place at 6:00. >> what is your address. >> >> what is america's new o press minority, in theoffice pool, i picked gay inuit. then the obama administration has a breakthrough in new energy, they're hooking biden up to a gerbil wheel am and my
rolo. get your smooth on. [cheers and applause] >> jon: that's it. join us tomorrow at 11:00.tained. >> meet at my place at 6:00. >> what is your address. >> >> what is america's new o press minority, in theoffice pool, i picked gay inuit. then the obama administration has a breakthrough in new energy, they're hooking biden up to a gerbil wheel am and my
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rolo. get your smooth on. [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome back.cheers and applause] >> you know the united states may not have won the most medals at this year's olympics. there's one event that we'll never be second best. fighting (bleep). the united states has the greatest military on this planet. we lead the world in smart bombs and increasingly stupid children but still. [laughter] we're about to fix that. the bombs part. [ laughter ] kids are kind of a lot of cause. >> after 13 years of warfare for this country, the u.s. now has a new defense battle plan that involves shrinkinging down the military. >> the -- shrinking down the military. >> it would shrink down to the smallest since 1930's before world war ii? >> jon: what? i just love the army. i just love the army. [laughter] we can't shrink the army. it's a process only tested on our kids. [laughter] and then after that ourselves. [ laughter ] ising this this goss to be a -- is this going to be a trilogy? what are we cut something in. >> after iraq and afghanistan we're no longer sizing th
rolo. get your smooth on. [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome back.cheers and applause] >> you know the united states may not have won the most medals at this year's olympics. there's one event that we'll never be second best. fighting (bleep). the united states has the greatest military on this planet. we lead the world in smart bombs and increasingly stupid children but still. [laughter] we're about to fix that. the bombs part. [ laughter ] kids are kind of a lot of cause....
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rolo. get your smooth on. excuse me miss but i'm going to have to take a closer look... ...at those fancy jeans. (makes bleeping noises) woman: uhh... connie: your jeans they fit so good! woman: i got them at old navy, nineteen bucks! connie: larry! these jeans are only nineteen bucks at old navy! (crowd gasps) larry: those jeans are only 19 dollars?! woman: and kids jeans are twelve dollars! connie: woaaaw! (music starts) larry: connie wait!! save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.d everybody knows that. well, did you know pinocchio was a bad motivational speaker? i look around this room and i see nothing but untapped potential. you have potential. you have...oh boy. geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. all the natural energy found in peanuts? fifteen minutes could save you caramel works. payday. crunchy, roasted peanuts and soft, delicious caramel come together to give you sweet energy. payday. fill up and go. ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored
rolo. get your smooth on. excuse me miss but i'm going to have to take a closer look... ...at those fancy jeans. (makes bleeping noises) woman: uhh... connie: your jeans they fit so good! woman: i got them at old navy, nineteen bucks! connie: larry! these jeans are only nineteen bucks at old navy! (crowd gasps) larry: those jeans are only 19 dollars?! woman: and kids jeans are twelve dollars! connie: woaaaw! (music starts) larry: connie wait!! save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.d...
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rolo. get your smooth on.ard] after the laptops are closed and refunds have been paid, there's still a billion unclaimed tax dollars. get your billion back america. (whooshing punctuated by a loud crunch.) (whoosh! crunch!) (whoosh! crunch!) yeah! go team! team...? i saved the best for last. mmnotta ciabatta. he musta forgotta. introducing wendy's new ciabatta bacon cheeseburger. with roasted, chopped tomatoes and rich rosemary garlic aioli. i gotta ciabatta! now that's better. with new febreze allergen reducer. [ man ] wanna see some allergens? [ together ] ew! what is that thing? they could be all around you right now. [ gasps ] ♪ how would you deal with them? um... ninjas. [ male announcer ] no need for ninjas. reduce up to 95% of inanimate allergens becoming airborne from fabrics with new, dermatologist tested febreze allergen reducer. get fresher air and breathe happy. febreze allergen reduc... ...er. and a devry university student, one thing i know for sure... you're only as good as the team pushing for
rolo. get your smooth on.ard] after the laptops are closed and refunds have been paid, there's still a billion unclaimed tax dollars. get your billion back america. (whooshing punctuated by a loud crunch.) (whoosh! crunch!) (whoosh! crunch!) yeah! go team! team...? i saved the best for last. mmnotta ciabatta. he musta forgotta. introducing wendy's new ciabatta bacon cheeseburger. with roasted, chopped tomatoes and rich rosemary garlic aioli. i gotta ciabatta! now that's better. with new febreze...
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rolo and the structural engineers that are participate ant on that project. mr. tim matheson and steven lou. and the foundation, system is currently being implemented, and we have been asked by director tom hewey to provide a weekly report. weekly update, of what is going on in the project. and we have been doing so. including pictures and as we were instructed we are telling what we did yesterday and we we will do today and what we will do tomorrow and that has been happening for the last two and a half weeks, the project is going extremely well. we have special inspections and the soil review, for the drilling as well as implementation of the shoring system. and we are working very closely with the neighbors in regards to the sections that may require shoring and under pinning and as far as the time frame to complete this foundation work, and we are anticipated an additional five weeks to complete this work. and again, thank you director for making dbi accessible and available to do all of the inspections. and we literally have weekly review from those reports
rolo and the structural engineers that are participate ant on that project. mr. tim matheson and steven lou. and the foundation, system is currently being implemented, and we have been asked by director tom hewey to provide a weekly report. weekly update, of what is going on in the project. and we have been doing so. including pictures and as we were instructed we are telling what we did yesterday and we we will do today and what we will do tomorrow and that has been happening for the last two...
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rolo. get your smooth on.ean, "everything... as long as you buy it at the gas station." it doesn't mean, "everything... until you hit your cash back limit." it means earn 1.5% cash back on every purchase, every place, every occasion, all over creation. that's what everything should mean. so consider... what's in your wallet? that's what everything should mean. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. yeah. everybody knows that. trick number one. look-est over there. ha ha. made-est thou look. so end-eth the trick. hey.... yes.... geico. fifteen minutes could save you... well, you know. i know, but better because it's not thanksgiving. ahh! five-second rule. ahh! oh! yeah, this is much better. [ male announcer ] oscar mayer carving board gives you all the taste of the holidays, without all the hassle. ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to our best of "late night" special featuring some of our favorite guest comedy moments. anyone that knows me knows i'm a competitive guy. in this next clip
rolo. get your smooth on.ean, "everything... as long as you buy it at the gas station." it doesn't mean, "everything... until you hit your cash back limit." it means earn 1.5% cash back on every purchase, every place, every occasion, all over creation. that's what everything should mean. so consider... what's in your wallet? that's what everything should mean. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. yeah. everybody knows that. trick number...
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rolo. get your smooth on. so i get invited to quite a few family gatherings.er, multi-car, paperless. you make a mighty fine missus, m'lady. i'm not saying mark's thrifty. let's just say, i saved him $519, and it certainly didn't go toward that ring. am i right? [ laughs ] [ dance music playing ] so visit progressive.com today. i call this one "the robox." you get 4 lines on at&t's network... including unlimited talk... unlimited text... and 10 gigs of data to share. 10 gigs? 10 gigs. all for $160 dollars a month. you know, i think our family really needed this. it's really gonna bring us closer together. yep. yep. yep. yep. yep. [ family ] yep. [ male announcer ] introducing our best-ever family pricing. for a family of 4, that's 10 gigs of data with unlimited talk and text for 160 dollars a month. only from at&t. [ man ] patrick deneen is going to take home another medal. ♪ ♪ ♪ [ man ] that's it, patrick! [ woman ] you got it! whoo-hoo! [ male announcer ] td ameritrade. helping you reach your long-term goals one small step at a time. ♪ [ cheers and applause
rolo. get your smooth on. so i get invited to quite a few family gatherings.er, multi-car, paperless. you make a mighty fine missus, m'lady. i'm not saying mark's thrifty. let's just say, i saved him $519, and it certainly didn't go toward that ring. am i right? [ laughs ] [ dance music playing ] so visit progressive.com today. i call this one "the robox." you get 4 lines on at&t's network... including unlimited talk... unlimited text... and 10 gigs of data to share. 10 gigs? 10...
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rolo.a cruncha muncha ♪ [ clippers buzz ] ♪ cruncha muncha cruncha muncha ♪ ♪ fritos on my sub [ male announcer ] the new fritos chicken enchilada melt from subway. it's the chicken enchilada with the gotta have it crunch. subway. eat fresh. ♪ fritos on my sub that's the angel's share. but a richer bourbon stays trapped in the wood. we've made history by extracting it. devil's cut from jim beam. [poof!] [beep] [clicks mouse] nice office. how you doing? good. automatic discounts the moment you sign up. ♪ ♪ ♪ [ female announcer ] delta touch2o technology for your kitchen and bathroom. precisely in tune with every touch. see what delta can do. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back, everybody. our first guest writes, directs and stars in the hit hbo show "girls." she is a triple threat. please welcome lena dunham! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] i want to get all my "girls" craze out of the way off the top. i love the show so much. >> thank you so much. >> seth: i watch it with my wife. i f
rolo.a cruncha muncha ♪ [ clippers buzz ] ♪ cruncha muncha cruncha muncha ♪ ♪ fritos on my sub [ male announcer ] the new fritos chicken enchilada melt from subway. it's the chicken enchilada with the gotta have it crunch. subway. eat fresh. ♪ fritos on my sub that's the angel's share. but a richer bourbon stays trapped in the wood. we've made history by extracting it. devil's cut from jim beam. [poof!] [beep] [clicks mouse] nice office. how you doing? good. automatic discounts the...
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rolo. get your smooth on.al person, with a real dream of starting her very own business. and she's got a message for her boss, ted. hi, ted. i quit! wow! just like that, a puppet dream is born. it's go time. on its under 550 calories menu i was like, "what the what?!" then when i ordered it and actually tasted it i was like, "whaaattt?!" so yeah, i really liked applebee's under 550 calorie roma pepper steak. just another reason to see you tomorrow. lovely read susan. may i read something? yes, please. of course. a rich, never bitter taste cup after cup. 340 grams. [ sighs ] [ male announcer ] always rich, never bitter. gevalia. the restless imagine being somewhere else. ♪ and when they get there, they do things most people can only imagine. that's why we made the all-new jeep cherokee, with its exclusive select-terrain system for class-leading capability. for wherever you find yourself. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. i'm still out of breath. our next guest is a superstar rapper an
rolo. get your smooth on.al person, with a real dream of starting her very own business. and she's got a message for her boss, ted. hi, ted. i quit! wow! just like that, a puppet dream is born. it's go time. on its under 550 calories menu i was like, "what the what?!" then when i ordered it and actually tasted it i was like, "whaaattt?!" so yeah, i really liked applebee's under 550 calorie roma pepper steak. just another reason to see you tomorrow. lovely read susan. may i...
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rolo. get your smooth on. >>> good morning, everyone. 10:26, i'm scott mcgrew.willie l. browne j. bay bridge. they decided to rename it after the former san francisco mayor and state assembly speaker last year. okay. let's train like it's race day. what's up ted? i think i forgot to pay a bill. yep, paid that one. what about your mortgage? yep, paid that too. alright we're good then. man i feel like i'm forgetting something. eh, it's probably nothing. you worry too much ted. alright, hammer down! bank from almost anywhere with the citi mobile app. citi, with you every step of the way. >>> welcome back now. we're going to see a warmer day on your seven-day forecast, a warming trend. everywhere excement san francisco we're forecasting mid 60s. tomorrow it starts to get interesting around here. we have a slight chance for showers mostly up in the north bay. for the most part until 7:00 and we stop that clock here and we see that it slows. we keep the chance into thursday and friday. >>> looking over here we're looking at eastbound 580 traffic. look at that bird in
rolo. get your smooth on. >>> good morning, everyone. 10:26, i'm scott mcgrew.willie l. browne j. bay bridge. they decided to rename it after the former san francisco mayor and state assembly speaker last year. okay. let's train like it's race day. what's up ted? i think i forgot to pay a bill. yep, paid that one. what about your mortgage? yep, paid that too. alright we're good then. man i feel like i'm forgetting something. eh, it's probably nothing. you worry too much ted. alright,...
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rolo. get your smooth on. and you said no phones. the vacation you've been looking for is here.mer, winning audiences and critics over as rosemary in "outside of millingire". >> she plays a farmer who carries a torch for her neighbor and is ready to take a chance on love. take a look. >> don't pretent you don't know you're beautiful. >> this is the first i've heard about beauty. >> well, you denounce me now for bringing it up? >> what do you do, put me in the shop window like one of those -- >> what are you talking about? amsterd amsterdam. >> amsterdam, you know when i'm talking about, naked women in the windows in amsterdam. >> we're talking about my cousin. he's never even been to amsterdam, i don't think. >> i see sexual tension there. how about you guys? great to see you. >> great to see you. >> that accent is awesome. >> thank you. >> did it come easily or did you have to work at it? >> i had to work really hard with a wonderful steven gavis, the dialect coach, a good month before we started. >> dialects come easily to some and they're just a bear for other people. and thi
rolo. get your smooth on. and you said no phones. the vacation you've been looking for is here.mer, winning audiences and critics over as rosemary in "outside of millingire". >> she plays a farmer who carries a torch for her neighbor and is ready to take a chance on love. take a look. >> don't pretent you don't know you're beautiful. >> this is the first i've heard about beauty. >> well, you denounce me now for bringing it up? >> what do you do, put me in...
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