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so we decided to give roy wood, jr.the madness by sending him to cover something wholesome, pure and innocent. the n.f.l. >> these last two weeks have been the worst of my career as a political reporter. >> the world is a mess. >> but now i have a chance to escape with a new assignment -- supesuper bowl li media day, the patriots and falcons. i was ready because i was wearing sneakers and a sport coat. in here there is no talk about a wall or banning muslims, just a bunch of americans celebrating the best of the country which is a bunch of people just (bleep) each other up. >> we have to play well. they're an incredible opponent and do a lot of things well so it's going to be all three phases of the game. >> i have to be honest, i wasn't listening because it's amazing to be part of this because it's a crazy (bleep) orange demagogue outside. how do you feel about the 14 fumbles you made in week 12. >> i fumbled the ball 14 times? >> 14 times. i'm using alternative stats. >> oh, i don't even know what to say about that. >

here with his expert analysis is our very own roy wood, jr., everybody!nd applause ) >> thank you, trevor. >> trevor: roy, welcome to the show. real quick, though, what's going on with the outfit, man? >> i dress up whenever a black movie wins best picture ( laughter ) should have seen me after 12 years a slave won. ( laughter ) in order to for you to understand what happened last night, you have to understand the phenomenon known as peak blackness! >> trevor: i'm sorry, roy. what the hell is peak blackness? >> trevor, peak blackness is a rare meta physical anomaly that can only occur when an ama an ay mum comes together of blackness. >> trevor: what are you talking about? >> when a lot of black happens together. black history month. beyonce pregnancy with twins. multiple black movies nominated for oscars around frederic davis came back to life. we are operating at maximum levels of blacktivity we haven't seen in decades better known as peak blackness! ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: you know, i don't want to call you out, but i'm from africa and i've

for someone who does know about the congressional black caucus, we go to roy wood, jr., everybody. (heers and applause ) >> thank you, trevor. oh, my lord. that was so embarrassing. trump didn't even know what the cbc was. probably thought it was a '90s rap group. cbc, bbd, nwacp. if you don't know anything about the c beckets c, here's what you knead to know. >> black folks been telling you forever we have some issues. we invented the blues! ( cheers and applause ) what more of a sign did you need? ( laughter ) >> that's so embarrassing. >> trevor: what was that? >> i guess the clip of the black congressional people must have gotten mixed up with a clip from my standup special father figure. ( audience reacts ) comedy central. i don't know how that happened. that's crazy. >> trevor: you trying to promote your special right now? >> i'd never do that! i gave them the right clip! roll the correct clip, please. >> anytime the black person follow the civil rights movie, they fall do, the double bounce and the the dirt come up -- ( laughter ) >> i don't know. >> trevor: what's going on, r