day for a mass wedding at the grammys. 33 happy couples walked down the aisle to macklemore and ryan lewisah presided. they exchanged rings and the happiest moment of their lives and some form of madonna strolled out on the stage looking like a middle aged southern pimp. (laughter) or like some type of baronest of a weird friday chicken chain. comedians, you are all fashion connoisseurs, what is a good name for this madonna look? michael somehow walter, go! >> cowboy fabulous.

we're macklemore and ryan lewis, and we're one of a kind. it's an extremely simple tool.tremely pointy. it's been used to make tentative appointments and to cheat at golf. students have used it to play ceiling darts. it's...wait a second. what's hiding behind this pencil? ahh, an ipad air. almost didn't see you back there. and what's this? hiding behind the ipad? ahh, the even thinner galaxy tab pro 10.1. interesting. not only are you thinner, your hd screen is killer for more robo beat down action. and would you look at that. the galaxy tab even does multitasking. two things on screen at once versus up to one thing on screen at once. ♪ you know what. i'm going to take this samsung galaxy tab. ♪ and i'm going to take this pencil. the thinner, higher resolution samsung galaxy tab pro 10.1. [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome back. , as you know, the -- what do you call there, the cnn news network. they've been struggling a little bit of late to find their voice. they -- sorry. they canceled their international show. they moved ashleigh banfield from 11:00 to 12:00. they

we're macklemore and ryan lewis, and we're one of a kind. >> that sour show, here it, your moment ofin not only has the upper hand from a to z, but he's enjoying himself. putin is the big bad russi >> stephen: tonight, what does the man on the street think about race in america? i don't know. i crossed it to avoid him. ( laughter ) then a surprise move from a hate group. get ready for "the aryan brotherhood of the traveling pants." and my guest, jeff goldblum, stars in the new wes anderson film "the grand budapest hotel." the interview will have a sound track of mendelssohn played on a toy xylophone. ( laughter ) the oscars are on sunday! damn! i had tuesday in the offic ( laughter ) pool. this is the the "colbert report." captioning sponsored by comedy central

ryan lewis is here with the story. sounds like something out of a movie. >> absolutely. good morning. and imagine being ready to go to the circus with three elephants coming straight towards you. it wasn't part of the show. two circus patrons saw this happen right before their eyes and caught it on tape. >> here they come. here they come. >> watch the chaos as they hid in their cars while three elephants ran away from the circus. the mother-daughter duo whispering to each other as the beasts moved around their newly-conquered territory. >> don't start the car. i got out, oh, my god, ali, there's the elephants. >> they wrecked cars and wreaked havoc as they roamed the parking lot at the st. louis circus. rearview mirror smashed, a mammoth-sized dent in the truck. and a the door where they escaped. >> and we saw people yelling, stop, stop. and the trainers were just panicked. they were running up along side them to try and stop them. you could tell they were upset. >> after a half hour, it was over. trainers cornering the elephants which left a path of damaged cars and sha

first of all, i'm uniquely qualified to speak on macklemore and hip-hop because macklemore and ryan lewisn he was first nominated, i might win and that's going to be a problem. macklemore was going by the name professor macklemore has a record called white privilege. that's the name of a song. he deals directly with him and m&m and he deals with white privilege head on. >> you mentioned that. we brought the lyrics because it's that kind of show. >> good. i'm glad you want it. >> i'm not going to rap it. let me read from it. where's my place in the music that's been taken by my race. culturally appropriated by the white face. we don't want to admit that this is existing. so scared to acknowledge the benefits of our white privilege. >> some people think his text was corney. some think it was completely sincere. i see it as an artist who realizes his position and in his culture and is doing everything he can do. he can't not be white. >> this is the history of black music and culture. blues was called the devil's music. when the white man performed it, it was praised. they sued the jazz club

. >> ryan: what else would you call it? >> lewisnd manager said, "i was running a hedge fund that was $9 billion, and that we figured that the, just our inability to make the trades the market said we should be able to make was costing us $300 million a year." that was $300 million a year in someone else's pocket. >> kroft: is this illegal? >> lewis: no. that's the thing that's so shocking about all this. it should... >> kroft: well, you used the word "front running." front running's illegal. >> lewis: this form of front running is legal. it's legalized front running. it's crazy that it's legal for some people to get advance news on prices and what investors are doing. it's just nuts. shouldn't happen. >> kroft: ronan knew the only way to beat the high frequency traders was to take away their milliseconds advantage that allowed them to sniff out slower trades and beat them to the exchange. he had an idea how to do it. >> katsuyama: and he said, "you're probably better off trying to go slower," which means send the order to the excha

paul ryan has talked about these issues, might want to spend more time with hero of the civil rights movement. this has nothing to do with civil rights, everything to do with mojo. watch john lewisappy" by farrell. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> you guys do this in the office all the time, too? >> not the weekly standard. strictly forbidden. >> all right. i can't -- good luck, congressman. teach me that. i don't know how to do that. one other thing to watch, the president meeting with top executives at the white house d they are not happening about nsa, privacy, future of the internet. keep an eye on that. we continue our day with politics. >> techy should be worried about their own standards. you can dance. it's all in the hips. see the congressman using the hips. i hope that wasn't his voice, that falseetteo singing happy. >> i have no voice. >> i know it was farrell. dig deep. >>> coming up on "new day," it is being called the most remote place on earth. the distance is not the worst part for searchers. we're going to take you to the map and the conditions and challenges searchers are facing. some of the worst anywhere. our meteorologist will take us through it. the world of luxury has been to bli