i typically don't like jerry seinfeld's humor but i loved this. >> wait a minute.his could be a whole show. what's wrong with seinfeld, america's favorite guy in the world? >> i like to be different. the thing about jokes is that there's always truth in it. every time you make a joke it comes from a place of truth. he was really honing in on it. i think the critics are just jealous that he didn't spend his whole life advertising and he gets this award. >> i'm sure in every joke there's an element of truth. i don't believe that at all. i have never once seen a chicken cross the road. >> well, if you don't leave your apartment andy you will never see it. >> that's a good point but i've never seen it on tv. >> not only that but it comes from pain. >> absolutely. >> advertising is painful, right? >> it is. >> okay. we're going to do another story now. if you never let -- i'm not going to do a transition. i will read this. are you never let down if you always wear a frown? some lady on the internet, that's where i get all of my news says pessimisms are actually happier

seinfeld. remember, renting the car here.isten to this. >> you just don't know how to hold the reservations cents. that's really -- >> the blondes woman behind the counter. >> my kids got mia trivia game. could not stump me. new every answer. >> really? >> have you seen every episode? >> no question. >> multiple times? >> i hate the first season where kramer is really stupid. >> don't have the chemistry at that point. hodgepodge ensemble. >> in fact, nbc cancel the show. >> so outraged they got it put back on the air, then became a sick zest. >> you know what's interesting? >> roommate switch. can't be done. >> no one has accomplished the roommate switch in the middle ages could you get lock up for even suggesting it. >> what is this roommate middle ages? >> wow. good. >> i've ways add lot of my life. >> yes, we can tell. >> watching that. >> okay, my pick, i can't say everything, all of the lines in it, but girlfriends. >> good show. >> yes, i love that show. >> tracey ellis rocks is in it, i love her, hilarious. >> that's d

. >> crammer, and jerry seinfeld, back together? you know it has got to be good when these two are together, coming up, in the trend. >> i wish that were a real thing, back on a show. they were good. >> oh, yeah. >> good day it is friday october 24th, 2014. >> you have fix your hair for 5:00 o'clock hour. we are good to go. >> yes. >> sue, your hair always looks good. >> well, thanks to hot rollers and hair spray. >> today with this wind. >> but today, compared to yesterday and day before with all the rain. so, maybe hold on to your hat a little bit because we have gusty breezes around but as you can see here the rain is gone. a few clouds lingering as satellite picture there, temperatures, mid 50's for many of us here this morning we never made it out of the mid 50's yesterday but some 40's here and there like millville, atlantic city and up in the mountains these temperatures could be a as much as 4 degrees milder then they were yesterday, depend on where they are. wind are kicking up, up in the mountains, 24 miles an her sustain

. >> are you a big seinfeld fan? i will show you a clip from seinfeld.atch closely. >> george, the word around the office is that you are a communist. >> communist? i am a yankee, first and foremost. >> a communist pipeline into the vast reservoir of coogan -- cuban baseball talent could be the greatest thing of our generation. >> i want you to read this first line. "george, the word around the offices that people think you are a communist." >> george, the word around the office is that you are a communist. >> and then read the next steinbrenner line. >> you know, george, it struck me today that a communist pipeline into the vast pipeline of cuban baseball talent could be the greatest thing to happen to this organization. >> the internet is going to go on fire. again, because the conspiracy theorists are correct. was it your voice? >> no. now that we've dealt with the important issues facing america, what else? >> i have gotten to understand you and appreciate your personality and sense of humor more today than before. >> it is important. but what is mor

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. >> i thought you would equate it to seinfeld because that's your favorite show, just like seinfeldoes, the monologue at the beginning, name is mulannie, did a lot of talk about the name mul-ann. >> i okay. >> thank you, please have a seat. nice to meet you. my name's john m. lanie. >> yes, we had 2l's when we came over from ireland, then we got rid of one of them just for the l of it. >> great story. >> love it. >> family had it for 90 agrees. >> they have feeling i'll never get booked on letterman. >> why? >> he said you'll never be book on letterman. >> what's like other guys on the show with their name on it. >> great. no pressure, i love it. i just walk, in people laugh, walk out. >> i also walk in, walk out. >> it is andre. >> it is andre. >> more after stretch for you, glow what a mean heckle. >> but, also, how very eloquent. >> for philadelphia. >> our show. >> hey, high. i think that's good. but it is very strange. >> wait, that is seinfeld. >> yes, it is. >> fun, martin short's on it, it is michael's project. >> so the beards dollars guy is george. >> uh-huh. >> the black

i shall eye will you can't quote seinfeld, i was a friends girl. going outside checking cameras, just at 95, see right near the airport moving along nicely, headlights, that are shining, coming through there, headed northbound, actually headed towards the airport. if have you a flit to catch, no problem currently doing so off of 9a otherwise out on the schuylkill expressway at 202, some moderate volume here, nothing real that i will set anybody back. so head eastbound toward the center city area where the headlights r westbound moving along nicely, there as well. expect just to pack big punch later on in the morning commute, though. we also have road closure out in new jersey, pretty major accident headed southbound completely close that so at exit two, 32 it, your alternate to get around, that just take 295. erika, back over to you. >> thank you, jess. happening today oscar pistorius awaiting sentencing for killing his girlfriends reeva steenkamp. last month south africa judge convicted of culpable homicide. stories could get anything from suspend

biden is basically the seinfeld of vice presidents. don't you hate it when turkey gives money to syrian rebels and then they turn out to be al-queda. who are these militants? seriously: so apparently, the way to create a diplomatic crisis is to say something true. i don't need a president who's all about making friends. biden is not polished, but stands up for what he believes and never backs down. >> over the weekend biden called the president of turkey to apologize. >> you apologized with a phone call? that's what texts are for. why do you think they invented emojis. >> you just type in a little i, and then hit up comma, turkey. that says it all in style. biden, 2016. we'll be right back. [ . . ♪ ♪ break the ice, . with breath freshening cooling crystals. ice breakers. every time you take advil liqui gels you're taking the pain reliever that works faster on tough pain than extra strength tylenol. and not only faster. stronger too. relief doesn't get any better than this. advil t-mobile's network has more data capacity than verizon or

that's is that seinfeld impression was spot on. >> it was good. >> i like. that will pretty fun. >> i yes, still going. >> and, still ahead, bruce jenner's painting appearance, it is getting even more attention, if it is even possible. the growing rumors surrounding the star since his split with chris. i don't know. i don't >>> welcome back at 9:54, beyonce, jay-z, showing off pictures from paris. >> the couple took family trip to the louvre museum, surrounded by iconic works of art including the mona lisa managed to of course steel the show. they had been in paris since they wrapped up on their on the run tour last month. there is speculation they are planning to buy a place there, too, oh, look, there is belief. >> i speculation they'll buy the lure and all of the artwork. >> exactly. >> look at the mona lisa. >> i haven't been to the lure, but when go to look at the mona lisa, typically giant crowd around it, where they are given special privilege. >> close it down. >> i would imagine they did close it down, or maybe went off hours maybe? >> right. >> bec

he was voted "baldest seinfeld." [ laughter and applause ] [ imitating seinfeld ] "why does football? why don't you use feet? it's a football, foot, feet. it's not yardball. we should be playing yardball." [ cheers and applause ] "football, feet." next on the giants, the starting quarterback, eli manning. he was voted "most likely to gulp while kissing." [ laughter ] next on the giants, is prince amukamara. he was voted "most likely to offer a great money-making opportunity via email." [ laughter and applause ] "my cousin -- my cousin with a very large sum of money is coming your way." next we have rob ayers from the giants. he was voted "black guy fieri." [ laughter ] next up from the giants is jay bromley. he was voted "most likely to laugh by going --" [ laughter and applause ] finally, we have jason kelce from the eagles. he was voted "hairy joel osmont." [ laughter and applause ] there you go. that's the "nfl superlatives." we have a great show! give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: fantastic show tonight! thank you for watching

i was led to this by contemplating the justly celebrated philosopher jerome allen seinfeld known as jerry who said, doing nothing is not as easy as it looks. you have to be careful because the idea of doing anything could easily lead to doing something which would cut into your nothing and force you to have to drop everything. when you're doing nothing, people try to find things for you to do. and, in fact, the crucial question for congressional republicans was how to leave and how to leave without promising any terms of peace to the south. if we think about this, if we're able to think about this, why doing nothing meant something, why inaction was action, it helps to open up the period after the confederate surrenders as a period of intensive occupation of the south, an extension of war time and war powers. and the military rule that delivered decisions first by the president and then by congress in taking over war powers, the deliberate decision not to end the war and not to sustain civil law and not to return civil law, something that wouldn't be sustained in many respects until 1868

griffith than they do on "seinfeld" or "friends."we get that. and then in daytime talk, for example, dr. phil is the kipng. he's where all the republican ads want to go. dr. phil. who do you suppose their least favorite spot for the day? for republican ads. >> maybe ellen. >> exactly. and steve harvey. >> that makes sense. i think that's what we have in america is like, you know n this great land of opportunity, freedom and capitalism we basically have two choices. and, you know, it's basically do you want -- if you need to pick something up at the store, do you go to cvs or walgreens? there's two parties that shall's it. there's all these shows and two parties. neither one is trying to sway the other except on modern family. >> you know right double play the middle is the game shows. "price is right" is pretty even. "wheel of fortune" is pretty even. >> maybe that's because people who watch game shows are more willing to gamble, take a chance. >> this is the most apolitical venue is a game show. there's no leaning one way or the oth

biden is basically the seinfeld of vice presidents.ou hate it when turkey gives money to syrian rebels and then they turn out to be al-queda. who are these militants? seriously: so apparently, the way to create a diplomatic crisis is to say something true. i don't need a president who's all about making friends. biden is not polished, but stands up for what he believes and never backs down. >> over the weekend biden called the president of turkey to apologize. >> you apologized with a phone call? that's what texts are for. why do you think they invented emojis. >> you just type in a little i, and then hit up comma, turkey. that says it all in style. biden, 2016. we'll be right back. [ . at t-mobile get four lines for just a hundred bucks with unlimited talk, text and now up to ten gigabytes of 4g lte data. want phones with that? hook up everyone in the family with the samsung galaxy s5 for zero down get four lines for $100 dollars and the samsung galaxy s5 for zero down so make the switch to t-mobile today we'll even buy you out of you

, in philadelphia, 66 degrees, under the clouds today, no sun for you, down at the shore, little seinfeld reference there for you. but expect the clouds basically everywhere. no one gets in on sunday shine really all that much here today. jess, we send it into you. >> i didn't watch seinfeld, so this is so hard for me to come back with something. >> youtube clip! >> sends it to me, sorry, i watched friends at that time. i was busy. good morning, everybody, 6:05, we go outside, and check out the cameras here for this accident on the new jersey turnpike that we've been covering all morning, pretty serious here. stowe start off as road closure on the new jersey turnpike southbound just past exit two the glassboro exit at 322, but now, actually forcing off all traffic just beyond that for exit four. as is a fault that the, we get around, that show you what we will do here. take 73 off that alternate, then hop onto 295. so, all traffic is exiting off of there at exit four. no matter what. so 73, to 295, your best bet to get on around. that will otherwise, an accident out on the northeast exten

. >> jimmy fallon, jerry seinfeld. there tre talking together. imagine that conversation. and a bunch of other comedians were at t celebration to celebrat >>> leer in fairfax county will talk about the county's economifuture. they e holing a meeti at 6:30 on work house way. the coun board of supervisors says th year 20 projects have been appd onou input. there aro more meetings like this one before the end of the month. >ll right. it's now time to take a break. stay with us. news 4 0 tas gh now. >>> we a taking a live look at some temtu here in the washingtarea. really chilly start. 30 degrees and 40 degrees temperari here in our regio bucup . >>> an the help police are asking fth public as they wait to learn the identity of a body dur a search for missing uva student hannah graham. >>> let's take a live look outside at 5:00 a.m. and you're g to need a little mo tn a sweater to start. > absolutely. storm team 4 meteorologist tom kierese with a a look at our forecast. >>> yeah. what to wear today, a warm winter heading out for the first time this fall season. durinth aftern

. >> we will have the most exciting four-way contest since that episode of "seinfeld." ♪ >> this afternoon are going to introduce you to someone very special our resident filmmaker. we sent him to south dakota. this is what he brought back. >> good afternoon. there is a chill in the air. that can only mean one thing. it is election season. >> in and south dakota where last week the senate race here looked -- i'm in south dakota where last week the senate race here looked pretty quiet. he was running with plenty of name recognition from two terms as governor, widely expected to win the open senate seat. >> we have to win south dakota if republicans are going to take back control of the united states said it. >> but we are three weeks from the midterm elections and when i turn on my hotel television -- >> you have heard about mike rounds citizenship for sale scheme -- >> an ad from the left. a response from the right. >> you are not a political analyst. nor do you play one on tv. this race obviously has gone from the military being the center of the political universe. talk about the environ

the show that has moves like elaine from "seinfeld." great to have you with us. let's get to it. we're going to have more on politics in a moment. first, breaking news out of south africa this morning. olympic runner oscar pistorius has been sentenced to five years in the 2013 killing of his girlfriend reeva steenkamp. he was found guilty last month of culpable homicide. his legal team told reporters this morning they expect him to spend ten months behind bars with the remaining time served under house arrest. obviously, a developing story and we'll wait to see if we hear anything from oscar pistorius himself. >>> president obama has cast his vote in this year's midterms. monday he was in illinois for early voting. in a radio interview with al sharpton he spoke about the limits of his own ability to help democrats keep their seats. >> a lot of the states that are contested this time are states that i didn't win. and so some of the candidates there -- it is difficult for them to have me in the state because the republicans will use that to try to fan republican turn out. the botto

the show that has moves like elaine from "seinfeld." great to have you with us. let's get to it.ng to have more on politics in a moment. first, breaking news out of south africa this morning. olympic runner oscar pistorius has been sentenced to five years in the 2013 killing of his girlfriend reeva steenkamp. he was found guilty last month of culpable homicide. his legal team told reporters this morning they expect him to spend ten months behind bars with the remaining time served under house arrest. obviously, a developing story and we'll wait to see if we hear anything from oscar pistorius himself. >>> president obama has cast his vote in this year's midterms. monday he was in illinois for early voting. in a radio interview with al sharpton he spoke about

fellow comedians jimmy fallon and jerry seinfeld poked fun at leno as he received the mark twain prize for american humor at the kennedy center. the show will air next month on pbs. brad pitt is earned another number one movie. his world war ii drama "fury" debuted the top of the weekend box office and earned $23.5 million. falling to second the ben affleck film "gone girl" followed by "the book of life," "alexander and the terrible no good very horrible day" and "the best of me." eileen has a >> from a picture perfect weekend to gloves and surf. >> i think for some. i would be one of those kids at the bus stop all bundled up. 30's and 40's to greet you early tomorrow morning after a cold start. we'll see highs around 64. clouds increasing through the day. showers on and off tuesday and wednesday. and then looking ahead to the end of the week and next weekend things looking really nice and a little milder. >> does look better ahead. thank you. stay with us. we've got much more coming up, more news on "washington weekly."

in the new season of comedians in cars getting coffee, jerry seinfeld stops by the crackle offices. president is someone jerry knows. >> jerry, you've heard of netflix, and hulu. >> sure, they're very popular. >> well, we're not. it is because we're being held down by snap and pop. now either we are living with them or we go down with them. >> i'm very confused. >> and two months after the death of robin williams, his daughter revealed this new tattoo, a simple hummingbird with her dad's birth date. >>> and halle berry is launching a line. when asked if she would model the creations, she said, quote, maybe one day. she's just beautiful. there is no way around that. >> yes, so hopefully the lingerie line will live up to it. if she was the one modeling it, we would get a couple more eyeballs, just a guess. >> people would buy a lot more, absolutely. >>> i'm dara brown, this is "early today." we hope it is your first stop of the day on nbc. >> i would. >> you would. ah! come on! let's hide in the attic. no. in the basement. why can't we just get in the running car? are you crazy? let's

say go back to seinfeld, stand up comedian everything living in new york sit. >> i nice apartment. >> bedroom. >> but still pretty nice, for new york, it was nice. >> but could he have afforded it? we'll get into that. we'll have to find out. jen, what's up? >> one question, mike, will it look as fancy pants as this right here? it is october 1st, ladies and gentlemen. time to crank up the dacore. up here at valley forge flowers. you can only imagine why i like this little baby. one of have you seen tom corbett's ads attacking me... get real. it's tom corbett who's been sticking it to the middle class on taxes. corbett cut a billion dollars from education... ...now almost 80% of school districts plan to raise property taxes. meanwhile, we're the only state that doesn't charge oil and gas companies an extraction tax. but corbett raised your gas taxes through the roof. i'm tom wolf, i'll be a governor who stands up for the middle class for a change. padvil pm gives you the healingu at nsleep you need, it. helping you fall asleep and stay asleep so your body can heal as you rest. advil pm

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the event included special tribute are from his celebrity colleagues, jerry seinfeld there, also jimmyallon. >>> if you don't do your division properly. do you know what will happen? you'll sell the farm. >> that's good stuff. made appearance at the two valley school in glands to support education, erika really got a kick out of. >> this he tapped into lord of the rings character to encourage students to take their studies seriously. >> all he needs is that vest. >> good part of the movie. such great voice. too. >>> oh, that made my morning. coming up on "eyewitness "eyewis news", bizarre burglary attempt in california. >> police say woman tied to break into a house and got herself stuck in the chimney. come on, you're not santa claus. wait until you hear what they used to get her out. stick around, "eyewitness news" continues right after th >> we'll get our traffic and weather together and head out to the skydeck with carol. >> looking at chilly temperatures to say the least this morning, in the 30's, and at the freezing mark in a number of locations. we've even seen one, two, below t

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this is right out of an episode of "seinfeld." what's the deal with the airlines? everyone off the plane so he could take a breathalyzer test. he passed. the passenger lisa carter knight was live-tweeting, posting this picture on twitter and saying, tweet, flight delayed because pilot accusing passengers of questioning his sobriety. and letting everyone back on the plane except her, she was being unru unruly. apparently they noticed the tweets. they are not to remove passengers for expressing criticism, but will when they are disruptive? should you be kicked off the flight for using social media? >> of course not. but i want to know about the charge in the first place. took everyone off the plane. >> and he passed the breathalyzer test. >> who was making the charge? >> this isn't the first time, earlier this year a family of three, a father and two children were asked to deboard a southwest airlines flight because of a tweet talking about a rude gate agent. the airlines are saying no tweet. >> it's the freedom of speech. >> up the customer service. >>> we're buryin

the first thing i noticed, to quote seinfeld, it is gold, jerry, gold. they have a gold one.to be about maybe 30% thinner. it will have all new updates. i will be learning more. >> i am seeing it is eight teen thinnerthinner -- 18% and 6.1 milliliters thick. how about that? >> i guess that is better than seven milliliters thick. >> every .1 milliliter counts. thank you for the update. another major announcement -- apple pay will start on monday. here is ceo tim cook. >> the iphones also get the benefit of another major announcement we made last month. of course i am talking about apple pay which is an entirely new way to pay for things in stores and in apps. >> apple pay will be accepted at 220,000 stores including retailers like mcdonald's and nike. how are these companies preparing for apple pay? st joining us hur from boston. panera bread is one of the first places that will be using it. how does it work? excitingk it is pretty . there are two ways to experience it. first is as an app. that asks ifp-up you want to pay with apple pay, so it is really simple. then i can auth

jimmy fallon, jerry seinfeld, chelsea handler, everyone talks about what a genuine, supportive guy hes. >> and what he managed to do over 22 years, coming up with fresh material on a daily basis. a lot of comedians recycling the same material for hogs. >>> i was like you, i didn't see his humor, but i saw him in concert in vegas, he was the opening welcome back no natalie cole. he is a stand up machine. he is on the road still 300 days a year. >> first he has another show coming out. the other thing about him, when he questions to shows, even in little tiny towns, when he walks to the stage he keeps a stack of $20 bills in his hand. everybody who helped him get the show ready for the evening he tosses a $20 bill. >> he could be such a diva, but he is not. >> what is really interesting is they are still finding great humorists to receive the mark twain award. you would think for lifetime rather than some of these newcomb mixs. i wonder if they are -- new, comics. i wonder if they are going to postmusclely -- if they are going to ahonor robin williams? >> i would think so. >>> it is 6:4

i'm a big seinfeld fan. >> we know you are. >> you know this next dance. >> you are darn right. >> doou remember the elaine. >> yes. >> ♪ >> elaine had no idea she was such a horrible dancer, she thinks this is good. >> yes. >> look at george's face. >> what is with the wrong. >> i mentioned the karl top, from the fresh prince of bellaire, who could forget this. >> ♪ >> you know every time he makes a public appearance and they can him to do this and he does it. he hates it. but he finally dit on dancing with the stars two weeks ago. >> he did it graceful. >> he has a groin pull from dabsing with the stars. >> from doing the carlton. >> not as young as he used to be. >> it is like a sports injury. >> he had has a groin pull. >> but do you remember this dance, from dallas, started in tall as, it is called the d town booge y. >> but now dougie. >> ♪ >> you did this growing up in dallas. >> of course. >> they called it gigging. d town boo ge y. >> i was afraid alex when i saw this in the run down, that there would be another version of it that mike would have had played for us this mornin

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of course, it remind me of seinfeld. >> hole on me. 2 inches on these, babe. >> i really?en. >> hey, been years. >> ya. >> george, this is nina nice to meet you. >> nice to meet too. >> wait a minute. nina just saw me in my timber land. now i have to wear them every time i see her. >> why? >> in any other shoe i would lose 2 inches, i can't have a drop die. i went eye to eye. i can't go eye to chin. >> so you going to wear them no matter the situation? >> no how silly i look. >> he did look silly, he wore them to a wedding with a tuxedo on. so i guess timber lands are back, tell you what else is back, have you noticed over on walnut st. around 17th, and on chestnut street, we have great places to shop. there is cents a nordstrom's took over the place -- >> nordstrom rack. >> love it. >> hey, jen? >> okay, here is the thing, you know jimmy from everything, including his blog, jill i stylement look what has on. those are timber lands? >> these are the new timber lands. >> we have to be clear. you represent them for pr, another one of your hats you wear. >> yes. >> but you do

. >> one of the all time seinfeld classics and that is mike an alex are learning how to make not one but three different kind this morning. >> we do have soup for you. >> yes. >> we have a very nice man. >> hello, paul. >> good to see you. >> thanks for coming. >> iconic name, how long have you guys be in the crab business. >> hundred years. our rest tur rant have been in business since 1956. >> started in baltimore. >> in maryland. >> where are you working. >> i work, actually, i am based out of atlantic city. >> the at caesars, the the caesars shop. >> yes. >> i know that place. >> on the third level, you will see a big crap. >> i'm on to you what soups do we have. >> we have our crab soup which is like a broth soup and clam chowedder, world win are and cream of crab. >> okay. >> so what makes that from maryland. >> you have philip seafood in there. >> that makes it baltimore maryland. >> yes. >> now, what is that. >> yes. >> it has crab. it is blue crab. it has claw, vegetables. >> he has a spoon. it is very special. >> that is fantastic. >> why do we like soup so much. i'm a big

you said this is seinfeld election that is about nothing. really?> yeah, that if you talk to people who are designing commercials, looking at what is working in terms of moving the needle, martha, there really hasn't been much. you're talking about the economy. clearly people are saying by far that is the most important issue to them. if there is anything that brings us together it is concern about the economy. now of course you've got to distinguish between, for example, folks on wall street who are worried about things like trade deals, trying to reduce regulation on wall street, trade, those kinds of issues and people who are at their kitchen table who feel anxiety over the jobs picture, to some extent although unemployment numbers are down but have been responding, i think, this is the last hope for democrats, to what they call their fair chance message about raising the minimum wage, equal pay for women, help with student loans. and the even president obama talking about, you know, growth in the economy with a third quarter numbers that were re

. >> jimmy fallon and jerry seinfeld were among the comics helping to roast leno.oug. >> they brought the house down last night. >>> the duke and duchess of cambridge say their second baby is due in april. kensington palace says the duchess continues to improve after an acute form of morning sickness. she was forced to cancel several engagements in early september but is expected to be recovered enough to resume royal duties this week. >>> in today's news4 your health, drinking sugary beverages can speed up the body's aging process. according to a new california study, drinking just one 20-ounce soda every day can shorten your life by 4.6 years. and that's regardless of your weight. researchers believe sugary drinks can damage a key part of a cell's chromosome, making it more difficult for cells to regenerate. >>> it's a very real fear with halloween only a few days away now. this year's costume craze may be centered around the worldwide ebola scare. is it too soon? should we be outraged? ebola fears hit the pop culture mainstream first at 4:00. >>> and why today w

well, not so much, so it is the "seinfeld" election, because it is not about anything, but it does matterd what the democrats have to do is to get their base out there to believe it matters to them or the republicans could win control of the senate. >> and the issue of the turnout brings up something that i wanted to ask you, sean, which is that you look at the immigration, and you look at what people are assuming, which is a lot of people, well meaning commentators and well meaning people will compromise, because they realize they need the hispanic votes, but this election has shown that the republican party is making a different bit that you can get out the angry white voter in much larger voters than the mythical or the highly unlikely hispanic voter and they are doubling down on the bet and they are working. >> but it is making sense in this election, because it is being fought out in the border states and the deep south, and this is a confederate election, because it is a doubling down on it, to get them back into the senate. >> and the republicans have a real decision for the senate

so i call it -- it's like the seinfeld election.not really about anything, but it does matter what the democrats have to do is get their base out there to believe it matters to them or republicans could win control of the senate. >> but this issue of turnout brings up something i wanted to ask you, shaun, which is, so you look at immigration, and you look at what people assumed, which was a lot of people, well-meaning commentators say the republican party will compromise because they recognize they need to get hispanic votes. but what this election has shown is the republican party has made a different bet, that actually, you can get out the angry white voter in much larger numbers than the mythical or, you know, highly unlikely hispanic voter. and they're doubling down on that bet, and it's working. >> makes sense in this election. this election is basically being fought in the border states and the deep south. this is a confederate election that's going on and that's why they're banging down on that. it's going to get them back th

bedtime, i -- i have to steal it from seinfeld. bedtime is like this big event.nts, you shut the light off, go to sleep. this kid needs dolls and a story. >> jimmy: you do the whole thing? >> you got to. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why do you have to? because your wife said you have to? >> yeah, you have to go there right away with the wife. >> jimmy: hey, i named my daughter after her. i can get away with it. >> that's right. >> jimmy: so, you will go in and read from storybooks? >> i make up stuff. my wife reads, i like to make stories up. i come up with weird stories. but she likes to get darker and darker. the kid is kind of nutty. have the girl get lost and never get found! [ laughter ] well, that's -- creepy. she's really weird that way, you know? this time i put her on a fishing boat, the bad girl gets on a fishing boat and hides from her parents and goes town to town and never comes home. she goes, ah, okay. good night! i go -- you know, i'm up all night with nightmares. >> jimmy: this is a weird kid you have here. >> thanks for bringing that up. >> jimmy: i k

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