i'm seth meyers and this is "late night. we hope you're doing well tonight.you don't mind, we are going to get to the news president biden and first lady dr. jill biden made a surprise trip to delaware yesterday to cast their votes in the state's primaries. though for what it's worth, biden just voted the same way he always does. [ light laughter ] ah, simpler times. president biden today toured the detroit auto show. and your not going to believe this he traded the presidential limo for a '72 chevelle straight up [ light laughter ] mypillow ceo mike lindell said in an interview yesterday that fbi agents seized his cellphone at a hardee's drive-thru in minnesota. the fbi says they weren't tipped off about his location they just assumed. [ laughter ] "hey, they want us to get lindell's cellphone. all right. hardee's drive-thru? [ laughter ] that's right mypillow ceo mike lindell said that fbi agents seized his cellphone at a hardee's drive-thru so not a great way to start his job interview. after the death of queen elizabeth, britain's prince william reportedl

i'm seth meyers. [ cheers and applause this is "late night. we hope you're doing well.ow, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news in a speech last week at the volvo truck plant in maryland, president biden said, "let me start off with two words, 'made in america.' [ laughter ] and then it only got worse when he said, "sorry, i meant four. president biden announced last week that he will pardon thousands of individuals convicted of simple marijuana possession and said, "no one should be in jail just for using or possessing marijuana. because, after all, if you smoke enough marijuana, your couch is the jail." [ laughter ] russian president vladimir putin convened a meeting today at his national security council. there were no survivors. [ laughter ] treasury secretary janet yellen said in an interview yesterday that opec's decision to reduce oil output will harm the global economy. it's what opec is calling "the point. [ laughter ] at his rally in nevada over the weekend, former president trump claimed that, "two years ago, everything was so good in our country,

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well.f you don't mind, we're going to get to the news the house january 6th committee voted unanimously today to subpoena former president trump. i would say this is big news, but it's really more like putting one more parking ticket on that van that's been on your block for a year that ticket ain't getting paid [ laughter ] according to a new report, when former president trump received a subpoena earlier this year for any classified documents taken from the white house, he told an employee to move boxes to his personal residence man, he is a bad criminal. you're supposed to get rid of the evidence trump is the first criminal to plant the evidence on himself. [ laughter ] "this weed no, i'm not holding this for a friend [ laughter ] i bought this with my money! a jury in connecticut yesterday ordered conspiracy theorist alex jones to pay nearly $1 billion to the families affected by sandy hook shooting. so, i hope he got paid really well for his work as the mucinex guy. [ laughter ] the fd

said is next >> earlier we told you about, l harris and her interview with late-night comedienne seth meyers. kevin couric has a chance to check out some of that q and a tonight. yet interesting tidbits to share . >> good to be with you. i went to clarify we are still waiting on her ticket in the show and do her bit although yo well know we tend to get these clips ahead of time. so as soon as we do see her sit down and talk, we will share it you. that said, let's be honest abou this the from the white house's perspective that like to put he in a safe space when it comes t interviews. if no other reason than to limi the potential fallout from any gasps she might make. it's not a safe space if a familiar topic talking with set meyers about the administration 's push to decriminalize marijuana. the show tweeting out this exchange of the taped interview. >> nobody should have to go-to jail for smoking weed. emerging governors and states i to take related to part of people who have been criminalized for possession of marijuana. >> that seems like a popular position especially in california. star

she was on seth meyers. they put her out there to make sure america doesn't see her. >> that's probably true, except for unfortunately now it is all over social media. >> well with the number one show. >> everyone gets to see it. we will bring it to you so you can see it, america. the immigration stuff just baffles me. here you are the first woman vice president of the united states, given the toughest assignment and you take a pass. nothing is going to happen on the border on immigration reform until the border is secure. you can't even have the conversation. for some peculiar reason they refuse to deal with it. she was in austin last week doing a fundraiser on abortion right. she's literally there and doesn't do anything. her idea of leadership is to say the other side needs to come up with a solution. >> what? that's the opposite in the dictionary of what leadership is. leaders propose sluthsdz or she's in a position to convene. there's power in that, to be able to say you, you, you, i want you at the whi

if there is ever a show to have a fake laugh on it's seth meyers.s a good -- the one time her fake laugh, thank you for this. it makes sense. >> dana: they didn't have to turn on the laugh track. >> bill: crowd got the night off. >> dana: a pennsylvania school district decided the best thing they can do is cancel halloween because they're afraid some people might be excluded, not sure what will happen about safety and inclusion. so they are going to cancel halloween. next week they'll cancel life. >> they might as well. they are sucking the joy out of everything. the one people that didn't get polled on this decision were the kids. kids love halloween. specifically the halloween parade is amazing. out walking around. this is like the only time gets get exercise in 2022. it is three minutes they don't have a tablet in their hand. how do you come down on this? ridiculous. >> bill: pretty good. back on the pot issue. if you want to legalize this on the federal level, i would suggest lawmakers in washington, d.c. come to my neighborhood first and say is

she's not going to get the tough questions from seth meyers. dagen: unlock federal dollars over the now migrant crisis. i will point out that half of the -- it's nearing 18,000 migrants who have been -- entered new york city since the spring. more than half of them sent by the democrat mayor of el paso, texas. so it's not just governor greg abbott who were again trying to make these big city mayors and governors, the liberals realize that the crisis is at the border and it is headed your way but the response. so they want money here but they don't want to speak out and speak against the administration and demand real action and solutions to stop the flow of illegal migrants across the bored. it was more than 200,000 in august alone. maria: 3 million on joe biden's watch when you consider the got-aways up to almost a million. is it a dereliction of duty to have the 3 million people coming in? is it a dereliction of duty to have the secret flights with joe biden is directing all over the country and mayors are not even told, is it a dereliction o

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i would say seth meyers is next but i like her work. she's a keeper.s for all of our friends down south in all seriousness dealin with the hurricane, our hearts are with you. especially with this guy. there he is. if that doesn't reflect the spirit of america, when times get tough, i don't know what does. we are with you, florida flag guy, wherever you ended up read. this week former president trum suggested he could meet at team to broker peace between ukraine and russia. someone finally mentioned peace. he did it on his own app where he wrote u.s. leadership should remain cool, calm, and dry on the sabotage of the pipelines. this is a big event that should not entail a big solution. these strategic, be smart. get a negotiating deal done now both sides needed and they wanted. the entire world is at stake. three question. after that. that means it's real. of course being trump he had to remind everybody that this war never would have happened under his watch. we will never know if that's true of course, but we know you can't do worse than his bumblin s

kamala harris -- listen to what she had to say last night during an interview on late night with seth meyers. >> i think it's an absolute dereliction of duty. if you see a problem and if we agree that we need to address it, if you are a leader, participate in a solution. >> carley: to be clear, she said that about other leaders. she's the borders are. >> todd: that she loves using words that have no context. >> that's the biggest pot/kettle moment i've ever witnessed in my life. with more than 2 million migrant encounters in the southern border, shelters for those migrants in border communities like el paso are already past capacity. >> todd: do the work, carley. >> carley: democrat senator elizabeth warren getting called out online for her tweet celebrating indigenous peoples day, better known as columbus day. "every day the federal government must recommit itself to honoring its promise to native peoples." the center for american liberty founder harmeet dhillon charming and with this advice. you might want to sit this one else. the online market really stemming from warren's false claims a

on seth meyers. >> i think it's an absolute dereliction of duty and if you see a problem and we agreee need to address if, if you're a leader, participate in a solution. when we first came in office, the first bill we proposed was for a pathway for citizenship. it was to fix a broken immigration system, that was broken under the previous administration. participate in the solution because we are offering solutions. instead this gamesmanship with real human beings who trust us. >> todd: i need a 10 second ainsley my friend. if you are a leader, aren't you the border czar, kamala? >> yes, a dereliction of duties says the border czar who was in the border once and was in texas last week and did not bother to go down there, give us all a break. we know who's causing this and they know it's a green lit situation and every person coming over the southern border thanks to president trump and kamala harris. >> todd: thank you, lara and thanks to all of you on "fox & friends" now.

. >> there was a great line that seth meyers used when your wife was on. >> my husband, doug and i, the i do want to focus -- i feel like we're not focusing enough on what white men have accomplished with your rise. >> i know. we have jokes about that, too. >> we're laughing, but it should not -- we should get to a point where that's not funny. >> yeah. >> and it's not unique to have someone like kamala harris as a vice president. >> now you've been here for almost two years and you've obviously been around your wife as a public figure since really since you met. do you think that the credit self of your wife is more intense because she's a woman? >> i don't even focus on the criticism. i just focus on her impact. >> this is not about a specific criticism of her but what you see in terms of gender. >> yeah, probably, but so what? i'm focused on the flip side of that, the impact that she's making, the impact that i see every time i travel. i can't tell you how many young girls come up and tell me how much kamala harris means to them, fathers who come up to me and say i didn't vote for yo

among the topics of the vp addressed as seth meyers republican governors making liberal democratic leadersfeel the adverse effects of the southern border crisis by sending illegal immigrants to big blue cities up north i thin it's an absolute fair election of duty. if you see a problem and if we agree that we need to address it , then if you are a leader participate in a solution. we are offering solutions. instead this gamesmanship with real human beings who trust us. >> not only are they offering solutions harris went on to lay the blame at the feet of the trump administration. claiming her boss is actually trying to fix illegal immigration. do not make us go back to the common sense department. >> more fallout tonight from th leaked audio of racist remarks made by the now former presiden of the los angeles city councilman fm is live in la goo evening. >> get evening. this is an exclusive multiplaye scandal that rocked la city council california has democratic establishment and president biden have asked the three council involved to be bu at this and where they still have not. today was

when i mentioned this to seth meyers he said no he is, he only reads the cartoons. i was nervous and i made a few phone calls and i called a guy who was a source for me in the government and he ran a few checks and said yes, he really is in the attorney for the guzman family. he is 60% cartel and 40% lawyer. [laughter] i was getting more and more nervous. i did not tell my wife about this at all. when i called the guy, i thought he was going to bring up in the piece i said i had told the world that el chapo guzman one of his big issues was he needed to get viagra. that was a whole logistical thing because he was moving from a safe house and they had to make sure he had plenty of viagra. this is the most module country in the world? you know he is the most macho man in this country? you told everybody? [laughter] i thought -- i was ready to have the viagra conversation. [laughter] he had this starchy, formal way of talking. he said when he established i was the guy who wrote the article. he said else in -- el se nior is ready to write his memoirs. i wasn't ready for

harris appearing with seth meyer touting president biden's announcement last week to pardon all federalden's decision garnered praise from many in favor of legalizing marijuana, but it's also raising some concerns from health officials, including our next guest who is a cnn medical analyst, emergency physician and former baltimore health commissioner. the doctor just wrote a new "washington post" op-ed entitled "we need to talk about marijuana's potential harm to youth." trying to bring her back so we can talk -- okay. doctor, i wanted to ask you about this. you described biden's plan as a long overdue step to rectify policies that disproportionately impacted communities of color, and also warn, though, on the flip side it shouldn't be taken as a signal everyone should start smoking pot recreationally. >> two steps that happen at once. i support president biden's policy. i saw in baltimore our drug policies disproportion 234i9ly impact communities of color and are not working but not to be misinterpreted or misunderstood as somehow marijuana is totally harmless and we should normalizing

bucking up his people at the dnc just like nancy pelosi was bucking up her members by going on seth meyers and saying we'll add seats. not going to happen. >> bill: i have a minute left here. this is where the president will campaign in the closing two weeks. i got portland, oregon, pittsburgh and philadelphia and dover, delaware. i believe some of the stops in p.a. might be with president obama. make the case on what that tells you. >> first of all he is going to places where he is popular, delaware and oregon. if i were john fetterman i wouldn't want him to be coming to pennsylvania. the keystone state his approval is in the 30s. he is going to places where he is reminding the people of the need to send him a message and the message is causing people to say i really want to send him a message. he isn't clued into reality. the message of the economy is strong. i did everything you needed me to do to get the country going in the right direction and abortion is the number one issue. it's not a winning message in a state like pennsylvania where he is under water. i understand delaware and or

here is what she had to say late night with seth meyers after failing to visit the border this weekend to texas. >> i think it is just an absolute dereliction of duty if you see a problem and we agreed that we need to address it, then if you are a leader, participate in a solution. >> so far, more than 2 million migrant encounters at the southern border in fiscal year 2022. so interesting, they are from the borders are appeared an agreement to purchase twitter mg over the deal. answered by investors that must have a stop start approach designed to eliminate stock prices. you must agree to purchase the platform $34 million evaluation signal here at that elon musk was bluffing all along. jennifer lopez, don't tell that to america's youth. according to glinting tree, lendingtree survey 22% of millennials and 19% of gen c got into debt what they spent on dating. and they spent $104 per day while women say the average date runs about $81. nearly 20% of those polled say they are going on fewer dates because of inflation. oh, no! >> steve: so inflation? >> people are getting priced out of lov

. >> he was only on seth meyers and he's here today. >> you're going to hear me tell it again. i wrote this piece, i had written an earlier one that covers the new york magazine in 2012 and when he was caught in 2014, i read this piece called chabot and went to mexico and had a lot of access and talked to this mexican forces and deafo involved and a bunch of people who worked for him and the cartel but i didn't talk to chabot guzman which sometimes it's the way it is, it's right around. the piece came out and a few days later i got a voicemail in the office from a guy who said he was a lawyer for the family and it made me a little nervous. [laughter] i hadn't thought himt reading te piece or anybody in his circle reading it, a bunch of the mexican newspapers picked up on it, he didn't strike me as a new york city expert driver and when i mentioned this last night he said he is but he only reads the cartoons. [laughter] so i was nervous and made a few phone calls and called a guy and said is this really an attorney for the family? he checks and came back and said he really is, a

. >> that was vice president kamala harris talking to "late night's" seth meyers about how she has inspiredesident is featured prominently in a book entitled "black women will save the world in anthem." my colleague holds the distinction of being the longest serving black female white house correspondent. so, a trailblazer herself. she's using her unique perspective to highlight the many ways black women have shaped american history as well as the profound price they often pay for being in the spotlight. cnn political analyst and washington bureau chief, my friend avril ryan, joins me now, my sister from another mister, as i like to say -- >> my brother from another mother. >> the book is terrific. let's start with kamala harris. we were just playing this a few moments ago. and you reflect on how her victory, along with president biden in 2020, changed everything. obviously it did. we now have a woman in the executive branch as vice president. it also hasn't been an easy road for her since. and you got to speak to kamala harris about this. how did that go? >> well, first of all, i wrote the

the show is still going and so is fallon's replacement at late night with seth meyers.was new year's day as to what year anyone's guess. it's been years of dwindling viewership with appointment tv an la times media reporter steven but has been tracking the late night change. you know, it's one of the traditional platforms and television. >> and like everything else, that's all being upended by streaming. perhaps on cue. james corden will be leaving the late late show on cbs next year. around the same time, trevor noah will be leaving the daily show on comedy central is just new competition. >> you're playing got a, you know, three-dimensional chess. now, with this not just 3 or 4 networks anymore, it's all this other competition and and everything audience for everything as a road. thank you. and good >> when david letterman handed off to steven cole there in 2015, it was another double departure year with jon stewart. also signing off of the daily show on comedy central. but yet we all still remain alive. while people are still watching. i think they're going to be aro

the show is still going and so is fallon's replacement at late night with seth meyers. saturday was new year's day as to what year anyone's guess. it's been years of dwindling viewership with appointment tv an la times media reporter steven but has been tracking the late night change. you know, it's one of the traditional platforms and television. >> and like everything else, that's all being upended by streaming. perhaps on cue. james corden will be leaving the late late show on cbs next year. around the same time, trevor noah will be leaving the daily show on comedy central is just new competition. >> you're playing got a, you know, three-dimensional chess now went out with its not just 3 or 4 networks anymore. it's all this other competition and and everything audience for everything as a road. thank you. and good night. >> when david letterman handed off to steven cole there in 2015, it was another double departure year with jon stewart. also signing off of the daily show on comedy central. but yet we all still remain alive. while people are still watching. i think

the show is still going and so is fallon's replacement at late night with seth meyers.s new year's day as to what year anyone's guess. it's been years of dwindling viewership with appointment tv an la times media reporter steven but has been tracking the late night change. you know, it's one of the traditional platforms and television. >> and like everything else, that's all being upended by streaming. perhaps on cue. james corden will be leaving the late late show on cbs next year. around the same time, trevor noah will be leaving the daily show on comedy central is just new competition. >> you're playing got a, you know, three-dimensional chess now went out with its not just 3 or 4 networks anymore. it's all this other competition and and everything audience for everything as a road. thank you. and good night. >> when david letterman handed off to steven cole there in 2015, it was another double departure year with jon stewart. also signing off of the daily show on comedy central. but yet we all still remain alive. while people are still watching. i think they're goin

the show is still going and so is fallon's replacement at late night with seth meyers. saturday was new year's day as to what year anyone's guess. it's been years of dwindling viewership with appointment tv an la times media reporter steven but has been tracking the late night change. you know, it's one of the traditional platforms and television. >> and like everything else, that's all being upended by streaming. perhaps on cue. james corden will be leaving the late late show on cbs next year. around the same time, trevor noah will be leaving the daily show on comedy central. it's just new competition. >> you're playing got a, you know, three-dimensional chess. now, with this not just 3 or 4 networks anymore. and so all this other competition and and everything audience for everything as a road. thank you. and good >> when david letterman handed off to steven cole there in 2015, it was another double departure year with jon stewart. also signing off of the daily show on comedy central. but yet we all still remain alive. while people are still watching. i think they're

. >> there was a great line that seth meyers used when your wife was on. >> my husband, doug, and i,united states -- [ cheers ] >> i do want to focus -- i feel like we're not focusing enough on what white men have accomplished with your rise. >> i know. it's exactly -- we have jokes about that, too. >> we were laughing, but we should get to a point where that's not funny. >> yeah. >> and we're -- it's not unique to have someone like vice president kamala harris. >> you've been pleer two years and been around your wife as a public figure since you met. do you think that the criticism of your wife is more intense because she's a woman? >> i don't even focus on the criticism. i just focus on her impact. i have traveled to -- >> this is not about like the specific criticism of her, but in terms of what you see what it comes to gender. >> yeah, probably. but so what? i'm focused on the flip side of that, the impact she's making, the impact that i see every time i travel. i can't tell you how many young girls come up and tell me how much kamala harris means to them. fathers who come up and

you got james corden, samantha bee, and now trevor , i'd say seth meyers is next, but h i really like her work. >> she's a keeper. now, as for all of our friendssi down south, in all seriousness, dealing with the hurricane, our hearts are with you and especially with this guy. >> there he is . you know, if that doesn't reflect the spirit of america, when times get tough, i don't know what does. we're with you, florida flag guy. wherever you ended up. all right. all right. so this week, former president trump suggested that he could lead a team to brokerun peace between ukraine and russia. yeah, someone finally mentioned peac e. he did it on his own app, truth social, where he wrote , quote,c us leadership should remain cool, calm and dry on the savatagoo calm,e of the d stream pipeline. this is a big event that should not entail a big solution. a do not make matters worse.ese sa be strategic, be smart, brilliant, it's got it inno parentheses. get a negotiated deal done. now, both sides need itand they and they want it.. the entire world is at stake. i will head up group three question

. >> all right, seth meyer, former congresswoman donna edwards out there in your rv.o you can tell us what you are learning as you are traveling around the country. thank you for traveling -- we'll be right back. it's the dream team of meats. i've still got my uniform. it's subway's biggest refresh yet. (vo) with their verizon private 5g network, associated british ports can now precisely orchestrate nearly 600,000 vehicles passing through their uk port every year. don't just connect your business. (dock worker) right on time. (vo) make it even smarter. we call this enterprise intelligence. when you really need to sleep. you reach for the really good stuff. zzzquil ultra helps you sleep better and longer when you need it most. its non-habit forming and powered by the makers of nyquil. thank you at home for watching the sunday show. i'll be back next sunday at 10 am eastern. stay tuned because my friend alex what has the latest. hi alex. >> hi. am so glad that your panel called out those terrible tweets from donald trump. i mean, no republicans ever going to, you're ri

meyers dr. evil characters executing an elaborate plot. it's a spoof where the bad guy makes a --for killing the hero which predictably dr. evil son scott played hilariously by sethuestions the plan. i have a gun in myyo room. if you give me a second nokia did not come back down here in boom i'll his brains out. you just don't get it, do you? and that's the. it makes theev movie work or thy can never be that simple. scriptwriters have taken convoluted up plans ability so seems plausible for the protagonist to see. i hope people can see that we could stop police brutality and five seconds if we wanted to. it's not that complicated. the last three chapters of the book i'll point away through the constitution has already written to discourage police violence against black people and the fourth of them at the right of the people to be secure against unreasonable searches and seizures still not be violated in no warrants shall be issued upon probable cause supported by a place to t be searched and the things to be seized. boom. make stopping people because they are and unreasonable search, stop shooting people because they are black and unreasonable seizure. make shal

featuring the 8b band with ♪ [ cheers and applause and now, seth meyers >> seth: good evening, i'm seth this is "late night. we hope you're doing well tonight. now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news white house officials are reportedly planning to downplay president biden's upcoming 80th birthday well, good luck with that, 'cause everything about biden screams "birthday week." [ laughter ] "monday, i'm going bowling with college buds tuesday, shots wednesday's dave & busters, then we're all flying to ibiza. [ laughter ] president biden's granddaughter naomi is set to get married next month at the white house, though if you're trying to make people to forget how old you are, maybe don't advertise that your granddaughter is getting married. [ light laughter ] according to a newly-obtained audio, house minority leader kevin mccarthy told two police officers in a private meeting that former president trump didn't know that his supporters were attacking the capitol on january 6th. and the only possible way i'd believe that is if he didn't know this was the capitol. [ laughter

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well. now we are going to get to the news president biden addressed the u.n. general assembly yesterday and said that the russian invasion of ukraine, quote, is about extinguishing ukraine's right to exist as a state and nine out of ten times i agree we shouldn't do that. [ laughter ] in the same speech, president biden addressed the ongoing invasion in ukraine and said quote, russia has shamefully violated the core tenants of the united nations charter, not to mention the dress code [ light laughter ] ukrainian president volodymyr zelenskyy addressed the u.n. general assembly yesterday in a prerecorded speech and it must have been very prerecorded because he said everything's great [ light laughter ] the house yesterday voted 229 to 203 to overhaul the electoral count act, though somehow that wasn't a majority. [ laughter ] always put math in the jokes [ laughter ] people love to do the math president biden issued a major disaster declaration yesterday for puerto rico, but thankfully gover

i'm seth meyers, this is "late night. we hope you're all doing well.ow, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news while in puerto rico yesterday touring hurricane damage, president biden said that his home state of delaware has a large puerto rican population and added that he was, quote, sort of raised in the puerto rican community at home politically. whoa, just take it easy, dude. you sound like someone's grandpa the first time they meet a gay person "hey, nice to meetcha. you know, we had a gay fellow in vietnam with us. at least, you know -- we all thought he was gay on account of -- yeah, doesn't matter, you know nice to meetcha. do you fellows shake hands or -- "grandpa, stop talking!" [ laughter ] it was reported that pennsylvania senate candidate dr. mehmet oz's research team at columbia university killed hundreds of animals over several decades, including 329 dogs. even crazier, it was reported in his campaign ad. [ laughter ] producers of the netflix series "the crown" have announced a casting call for an actor between the ages of 16

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well., if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well.ow, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news president biden toured hurricane damage today in florida and met with governor ron desantis and desantis has been working around the clock to recover from wearing this outfit.

evening, i'm seth meyers this is "late night.hope you're all doing well tonight. and if you don't mind, we're getting to the news. president biden returned to the white house today after queen elizabeth's funeral. of course, now he's calling it his flat [ laughter ] according to a new survey, 80% of americans said that they have not cried about the death of queen elizabeth, while the other 20% said, "no spoilers!"

featuring the 8g band with tom benko. ♪ [ cheers and applause and now, seth meyers ♪ [ cheers and applause: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. i hope you're doing well tonight. and now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news president biden announced his administration will lower the cost of insulin for everyone regardless of their medicare status not a moment too soon. [ laughter ] we didn't make that, that's an actual product during the same event at the white house yesterday, president biden pulled out a copy of florida senator rick scott's 12-point plan to rescue america and said that it can end social security and medicare. oh, that will be popular in florida! [ laughter ] what's his next idea abolishing visits from grandkids? according to a new book, former president trump would tell white house visitors he had a secret bathroom and visitors would tell him, "sir, that's just a closet." [ laughter ] "that's part of the secret." [ laughter ] the book also claims that while meeting then president barack obama in 2016 after being elected, former president trum

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well.you don't mind, we're going to get to the news while touring the demilitarized zone on thursday, vice president kamala harris mistakenly said the u.s. has, quote, "an alliance with the republic of north korea. it's a huge blunder that many are calling presidential [ laughter ] supreme court justice clarence thomas's wife, ginni, testified on thursday before the house committee investigating the capitol attack in a four-hour closed-door session. and no matter how much the committee begged her, she would not open the door. [ light laughter ] the national archives said, last week, that they still do not have custody of all missing records from former president trump's administration and this is absolutely the first time donald trump has ever fought someone for custody [ laughter ] "it's all yours. [ laughter ] according to newly released documents, the fbi spent years surveilling the late singer, aretha franklin, which isn't surprising if you've seen any of her performances from the '60s

from 5 seconds of summer featuring the 8g band with tom benko. ♪ [ cheers and applause and now, seth meyersth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news president biden, today, declared a major disaster in florida and then florida in turn declared biden a major disaster [ laughter ] the white house released a 44 page plan yesterday to fight hunger it's just the cheesecake factory menu [ laughter ] before the government runs out of money tomorrow, congress is reportedly set to pass stopgap legislation to keep the government funded through two and a half more months is it just me, or is the government always waiting until the last minute to fund itself the federal government is like a kid running for the school bus with one pant leg on holding a waffle [ laughter ] queen elizabeth's death certificate was released today and said that she died of old age, a condition she battled for nearly 30 years. at a recent panel, texas senator ted cruz was booed by the crowd after he said that the bes

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. you're doing well, and now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news well, it's wednesday, so it is time for donald trump's crime of the week what is it this week did he tie a lady to some train tracks did he blow up city hall oh, massive tax fraud, the old classic. [ laughter ] new york attorney letitia james today filed an over 200-page civil fraud lawsuit against former president trump, several of his children, business partners in the trump organization i'd say he needs a good lawyer, but that's been true for a while now. [ laughter ] in the new lawsuit filed today, new york attorney general letitia james alleges that the trump organization deceived lenders, insurers and tax officials by inflating the value of his properties. even worse, he listed himself at 6'7" on his tinder profile [ laughter ] president biden hosted a reception today at new york's american museum of natural history, where he also spent some time catching up with old friends. "chubby! [ laughter ] it's

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i'm seth meyers. [ cheers and applause this is "late night. we hope you're doing well tonight. you don't mind, we're going to get to the news president biden was interviewed last night by cnn anchor jake tapper. and not, as he was expecting, walter cronkite. [ light laughter ] "you must be the new kid, huh? president biden said in a new interview he doesn't think that russian president vladimir putin will actually use nuclear weapons, though i don't think it was a good idea to add - [ immitating chicken ] [ laughter ] in the same interview, president biden said he doesn't expect the u.s. economy to enter a recession. but added, if there is one, it will be, "very slight. you can watch the entire clip in a gop campaign ad in 2024. [ laughter ] buckingham palace announced yesterday that king charles' coronation will take place next year and said that the event will be, "rooted in long-standing traditions and pageantry." you know, the things that drove his son and daughter-in-law completely out of the country. the senate recently held its 12th annual bipartisan luncheon that featur

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i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope everybody is doing well tonight. now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news president biden claimed in a new interview that the coronavirus pandemic is over well, easy for him to say. he just had it [ laughter ] of course, it's over when you've got the antibodies "i'm off to burning man and then london for the queen's funeral no masks no masks." cbs is facing criticism over its decision to end coverage of queen elizabeth's funeral yesterday in order to air episodes of "let's make a deal," and "the price is right. though, if you're a fan of those two shows, you've probably seen plenty of funerals [ laughter ] that's right they cut away from queen elizabeth's funeral yesterday to air episodes of "let's make a deal" and "the price is right," or as the british empire used to call those, foreign policy [ laughter ] former president trump has reportedly said that florida governor ron desantis stole his idea to send migrants to different states also, his idea of standing like it's your first time [ laughter ] am