it airs on tv mondays at 11:00 on showtime.lease say hello to lisa kudrow. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? did you feel the earthquake last night? >> yeah, yeah. woke me up. >> jimmy: see, i didn't. i slept right through it, like a lump. >> lucky. >> jimmy: yeah, i guess so. >> i thought it was pretty strong, though. >> jimmy: you know what to do in case of an earthquake? >> stay in bed. >> jimmy: is that what they say? >> well, i heard someone say that once. >> jimmy: stay in bed? >> you know, someone substantial. >> jimmy: someone lazy? is that right? they said stay in bed? >> she said, the safest place might be your bed. it's soft. >> jimmy: it might not. >> if it's big enough. >> jimmy: congratulations. not only -- two shows nominated. >> right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "web therapy" and "who do you think you are?" that's great. do you get two seats for the emmys? >> yeah, we get a lot. i'm just making that up. i don't know. >> jimmy: almost no excuse for not brinng your entire family to the show wit

make sure you check her out in "the big c" sday nights at 9:30 on showtime.ce we have george -- kotsiopoul. rry, george. he's here next. the chill of peppermint. the ch dark chocolate. york peppermint pattie get the sensatn. when your beauty sleep is cut short with hydrating water and caffeine to energi your skin giv you a radiant, well rested look. "hello morning!" it's the only way you do this to get fresh coffee. not in my house! this new flavor lock pack from mwell house helps seal in freshness. wow! that is fsh! am itill yelling? [ male announcer ] maxwell hoe flavor lock. ways good to the last drop. gandoes your cauliflowerc have a big carbon footint? not at all. th's great. melons!!! oh yeah!! well that was uncalled for. uhh... mr. gallagher. incong!!! haha! it's wasteful. you know jimmy. folks who save hundreds of dollars switching to geico sure are hap. how happ ronny? happier than gallagher at a rmers' market.

i had a showtime special. it was off to the races because of johnnie. tavis: i was reading the other day, probly the new york times. there was a big piece that i did with chris rock and he was asked by this reporter whether or not -- if he was going to do stand- up comedy. he said, i will specifically go back to doing comedy clubs when they really do have a no cell- phone policy. he went into a wonderful explanation that i was fascinated to read about how difficult it is the craft your material because every club you go to, they are watching you. folks in the audience stealing your material, recording your material and putting it on line. a joke starts out bad. i have to work this thing three or four different ways. how can i get on stage and really do a great show if i don't have a place to work it out? i asked you, how do you work your stuff out? >> a funny story. the first time i ever saw chris, he was 16 years old. he was in the lobby doing his homework and he would go in and have nothing to talk about. he is great, just no life experience. now he i

on the first night of gop showtime new jersey gov. chris christie was in the spotlight. pounding out a message of take taking back in mecca and blasting the democrats. our ideas are right for america in their ideas have failed america. kristen charges democrats have dragged the country into a morass of debt and stagnation. they believe that the american people don't hear the truth about the extent of our physical difficulties. they believe the american people need to be coddled by big government. they believe the american people are content to live a lie with them. they're wrong. no one will work harder. no one will care more. ends no one will move heaven and earth like irani to make this country a better place to live. >>> and ronnie caved of the prime-time republican convention hour on network tv with a rousing defense of her husband's likability, honesty, sincerity and humanity. >>> his more than loving and patient is try to live his lives of a set of values and on family faith and love of one's fellow man. >>> irani has been trailing president obama's and the polls o

>> i have showtimes at 3:00, 5:00, and 7:00. -- or, 1:00, 3:00, and 7:00. >> i'm going to put on my earphonesafety glasses. that is important, too. we will let you get to it. i'm having some issues. >> that is good stuff. >> i started out ice carving. i started maybe 20 years ago. >> very good. >> you can come here tomorrow. every day, 10:00 a.m. i cannot even get it on. >> the head would be knocked off. >> the chainsaws amazing, don't you think? >> that is a lot of detail with the chain saw. pretty impressive stuff. all kinds of cool stuff to see down there. it is a monday start for us this morning. you'll feel that when you step out. this is nothing of any consequence. i think as we had to the afternoon, it will taper off. it will be a fairly decent today. as you know, just a little bit of rain. give yourself a couple extra minutes. here is an update on traffic. you can see almost the beginning of what looks like an eye developing here. that is why it is still a tropical storm. only 70 miles per hour. it will probably become a hurricane of the next couple of hours. you can see that starting

it's showtime. [ ♪ music ♪ ] >> cenk: now president obama has been pounding mitt romney and the republicansths now and they say we're so hurt we're all going to cry together in unison. in fact, they've turned their crying and asking for a wah-bulence into talks. it's obviously talking points that they gave to everyone. here is the crying/lying attacks of the republicans. >> romney: a campaign that has been as divisive as this campaign has been. >> it's the most divisive campaign we've ever had. >> it's a divisive act. >> romney: the kind of divisiveness that i think is unbecoming of the president. >> it's beneath the dignity of the office of the president. >> governor romney is right when he says that the obama campaign is running a divisive campaign. >> we're not a divider. >> they have new lows and every day they surprise us. >> this whole change has become smear. it has become slander. it has become character assassination. it has become one of the dirty dirtiest campaigns in history. >> who knows what they say behind closed doors. >> the campaign is based on frustration. >> these are co

guest this evening from her work on tv shows like "veronica mars," "gossip girl" and her current showtimee welcome to the show, a talented actress. here is kristen bell. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. thank you for coming to visit. it's your first time here. >> it is. it's about time you invited me over. >> jimmy: i've always wanted to have you on. we've had you on "celebrity whispers" a few times. [ laughter ] >> i've not seen it. i've -- >> jimmy: you got the raspberry from dax. >> i enjoyed it. that is what he was actually saying. >> jimmy: it was, yeah. >> it's so weird that you nailed it. >> jimmy: the other one we had on of yours was a different "celebrity whisper." from a different premiere. what was that one from? >> god only knows. i think it was actually from an alzheimer's benefit. and, you know -- someone -- [ laughter ] is that bad? >> jimmy: no, it's a good thing. >> no, you know, preventing, not promoting, guys. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, of course. >> i was talking to a girlfriend, and i didn't know that i

. >> i'm joined tonight by comedian larry wilmore whose showtime special, "race, religion, and sex" premieresturday. congratulations on your new show coming up. how do you get 0% after going to the naacp and guaranteeing it's going to be a better world? >> that is unbelievable. i have no idea how that even registers. you would think even the brothers that don't like to vote might show up. some kind of percentage. it's unbelievable. >> even john mccain got some black votes. that's like -- is romney going to get any black people to step up, is he going to get into double digits at all with just voters? >> it's tough, there may be brothers that vote for them, and they might regret it and then ask for them back, so you might get negative black votes. you never know. >> you recently compared mitt romney's mormonism to obama's blackness. explain that. >> they're both unique. we never had a mormon candidate for president before. it's more exotic than this is blackness. i think more people know about blackness than mormonism. it's interesting. what is interesting, we don't have a wasp in this preside

. ♪ [ male announcer ] it's showtime. instantly.ucks a month. seriously, what is it? ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are back with the great meredith vieira. she's the host of "who wants to be a millionaire." and we're about to play another very competitive game called "catch phrase." now, meredith and i have teammates from our studio audience. guys, what are your names and where you from? >> i'm christina. i'm from long island. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: have you played this before? >> yes. >> jimmy: you have played this before. >> yeah. see, what happened, my family got it for me for christmas. and there we go. >> jimmy: all right, good christmas present, yeah. >> good, good, good. >> jimmy: i don't like this advantage. what is your name and where you from? >> dan from arizona. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] little west coast love there. now, have you played this game before? >> i have. >> jimmy: yeah. and did you get it for christmas? >> not for christmas. [ light laughter ] >>

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. >> showtime, baby. showtime. >> i'd like to pause and say, oh, my god! ♪ i'm in love ♪ i'm in love i'm in love ♪ say that you need me ♪ i'm in love ♪ don't make it easy ♪ i couldn't do it if i knew that you could ♪ i'm hard to love ♪ hard to love ♪ you say that it's easy ♪ i won't let you down >> give it up for my great friend miss hoda! >> that was so fun. i didn't know the words, i didn't care, he's so hot, the crowd, i get it. i totally get it. i'm in. totally in. >> so you're totally drunk. >> no. i was a little tiny bit buzzed, i have to say. it was so much better in my mind. when you hear yourself you want to shoot yourself. i'm sorry, lee. >> i'm so grateful there wasn't a stampede. people could have gotten hurt. >> i love lee brice. come back because kathie lee is going to reinvent herself. you voted. one of you is going to be correct. >> you have to see it to believe it. that's coming up after your local news. let's see hoda again. look who we got here. put a little pepper on that. i'm a typical mom. i go to amusement parks. and my kid's games.