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i'm sinora and this is my son, chris. i'm a messy person. i don't like cleaning.e my son, but he never cleans up. always leaves a trail of crumbs behind. you're going to have a problem with getting a wife. uh, yeah, i guess. [ laughs ] this is ridiculous. christopher glenn! [ doorbell rings ] what is that? swiffer sweep & trap. i think i can use this. it picks up everything. i like this. that's a lot of dirt. it's that easy! good job chris! i think a woman will probably come your way. [ both laugh ] >>> wrestlers are used to getting pinned, but not hike this. >> oh, holy -- >> i thought it was my opponent being really aggressive when he got on me, but it wasn't my opponent. >> what the hell happened there? >> the scariest thing, folks, ithink i have ever seen. >> holy -- >> january 22nd, 2013, madison south dakota, it's the biggest night of the year for wrestlers at the high school. this senior has been looking forward to it all night long. >> it is compared to homecoming for wrestling. we turn off the lights in the gym and just have that one spotlight over the to
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i'm sinora and this is my son, chris. i'm a messy person. i don't like cleaning.ves a trail of crumbs behind. you're going to have a problem with getting a wife. uh, yeah, i guess. [ laughs ] this is ridiculous. christopher glenn! [ doorbell rings ] what is that? swiffer sweep & trap. i think i can use this. it picks up everything. i like this. that's a lot of dirt. it's that easy! good job chris! i think a woman will probably come your way. [ both laugh ] to prove to you that aleve is the better choice for him, he's agreed to give it up. that's today? [ male announcer ] we'll be with him all day as he goes back to taking tylenol. i was okay, but after lunch my knee started to hurt again. and now i've got to take more pills. ♪ yup. another pill stop. can i get my aleve back yet? ♪ for my pain, i want my aleve. ♪ [ male announcer ] look for the easy-open red arthritis cap. who gets the allstate safe driving bonus check. rock beats scissors! [ chuckles ] wife beats rock. and with two checks a year, everyone wins. [ female announcer ] switch today and get two safe dr
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i'm sinora and this is my son, chris. i'm a messy person. i don't like cleaning. love my son, but he never cleans up. always leaves a trail of crumbs behind. you're going to have a problem with getting a wife. uh, yeah, i guess. [ laughs ] this is ridiculous. christopher glenn! [ doorbell rings ] what is that? swiffer sweep & trap. i think i can use this. it picks up everything. i like this. that's a lot of dirt. it's that easy! good job chris! i think a woman will probably come your way. [ both laugh ] >>> it's only april and already this year general motors has recalled 6.3 million vehicles. more than 2 million of them because they had faulty ignitions. it's a default that gm's own account says they knew about for a decade and did almost nothing to fix. gm was aware over the years millions of their cars had an engineering flaw that could cause the engine to suddenly switch off in the middle of use. at least 13 people died in crashes associated with the switch. today, congress finally got a chance to question gm's new much lauded ceo mary barra about how gm could
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we'll be right back with denis leary. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i'm sinora and this is my son, chris. up. always leaves a trail of crumbs behind. you're going to have a problem with getting a wife. uh, yeah, i guess. [ laughs ] this is ridiculous. christopher glenn! [ doorbell rings ] what is that? swiffer sweep & trap. i think i can use this. it picks up everything. i like this. that's a lot of dirt. it's that easy! good job chris! i think a woman will probably come your way. [ both laugh ] what are you guys having? uhhhh.... i'll have a redd's apple ale. make it two. redd's apple ale. crisp like an apple. brewed like an ale. scrubbing bubbles, we have toilet duty at the local fire station! 20 guys use this toilet. let's bubble! our toilet gel works with every flush! monday shift? clean! sunday shift? still clean! nice job, guys! we work hard so you don't have to! nothing will keep you from magnum. made with silky vanilla bean ice cream, rich caramel sauce and belgian chocolate. discover magnum chocolate pleasure. nobody ever stomped their foot and asked for less. because what we all
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i'm sinora and this is my son, chris. i'm a messy person. i don't like cleaning. i love my son, but he never cleans up. always leaves a trail of crumbs behind. you're going to have a problem with getting a wife. uh, yeah, i guess. [ laughs ] this is ridiculous. christopher glenn! [ doorbell rings ] what is that? swiffer sweep & trap. i think i can use this. it picks up everything. i like this. that's a lot of dirt. it's that easy! good job chris! i think a woman will probably come your way. [ both laugh ] i think a woman will probably come your way. maestro of project management. baron of the build-out. you need a permit... to be this awesome. and you...rent from national. because only national lets you choose any car in the aisle... and go. and only national is ranked highest in car rental customer satisfaction by j.d. power. (aaron) purrrfect. (vo) meee-ow, business pro. meee-ow. go national. go like a pro. add vanishing deductible from nationwide insurance and get $100 off for every year of safe driving. we put members first. join the nation. ♪ nationwide is on
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i'm sinora and this is my son, chris. i'm a messy person. i don't like cleaning.eaves a trail of crumbs behind. you're going to have a problem with getting a wife. uh, yeah, i guess. [ laughs ] this is ridiculous. christopher glenn! [ doorbell rings ] what is that? swiffer sweep & trap. i think i can use this. it picks up everything. i like this. that's a lot of dirt. it's that easy! good job chris! i think a woman will probably come your way. [ both laugh ] i'll just press this, and you'll save on both. ding! ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, llllet's get ready to bundlllllle... [ holding final syllable ] oh, yeah, sorry! let's get ready to bundle and save. now, that's progressive. oh, i think i broke my spleen! home insurance provided and serviced by third party insurers. we did a 27-point inspection on your chevy,ce, you got new tires and our price match guarantee. who's this little guy? that's birney. oh, i bet that cone gives him supersonic hearing. watch what you say around him. i've been talking a lot about his procedure... (whispering) what? get our ev
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i'm sinora, and this is my son, chris. i'm a messy person. i don't like cleaning.eans up. always leaves a trail of crumbs behind. you're gonna have a problem with getting a wife. uh...yeah, i guess. [ laughs ] this is ridiculous. christopher glenn! [ doorbell rings ] what is that? swiffer sweep & trap. i think i could use this. it picks up everything. i like this. that's a lot of dirt. just that easy. good job, chris. i think a woman will probably come your way. [ both laugh ] if you're going to bring the artichoke dip,bly come your way. bring the friggin' artichoke dip. the one-of-a-kind, creamy blend of sweet and tangy. miracle whip and proud of it. ♪ [ male announcer ] spring is calling. get 3 bags of sta-green soil for just $10 at lowe's. ♪ >>> before we go, we wanted to remind you of the new series "weekend's biggest fans." >> a chance for you to spend time with us outside work. if you love music like lester, if you love to cook like me, an adrenaline junkie like me, check out the golf course with dylan, write in and tell us why. >> xwo to today.com and tell u
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i'm sinora and this is my son, chris. i'm a messy person. i don't like cleaning.ove my son, but he never cleans up. always leaves a trail of crumbs behind. you're going to have a problem with getting a wife. uh, yeah, i guess. [ laughs ] this is ridiculous. christopher glenn! [ doorbell rings ] what is that? swiffer sweep & trap. i think i can use this. it picks up everything. i like this. that's a lot of dirt. it's that easy! good job chris! i think a woman will probably come your way. [ both laugh ] ameriprise asked people a simple question: in retirement, will you outlive your money? uhhh. no, that can't happen. that's the thing, you don't know how long it has to last. everyone has retirement questions. so ameriprise created the exclusive.. confident retirement approach. now you and your ameripise advisor can get the real answers you need. well, knowing gives you confidence. start building your confident retirement today.?ó >>> what exactly were you thinking at the time? >> don't know what you're talking about. >> you don't know what i'm talking about? well, i
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i'm sinora and this is my son, chris. i'm a messy person. i don't like cleaning.fe. uh, yeah, i guess. [ laughs ] this is ridiculous. christopher glenn! [ doorbell rings ] what is that? swiffer sweep & trap. i think i can use this. it picks up everything. i like this. that's a lot of dirt. it's that easy! good job chris! i think a woman will probably come your way. [ both laugh ] ♪ ♪ (vo) oh. my. tongue. finally. (announcer) all-new friskies saucesations. a taste experience like no other. in cheesy, creamy, homestyle or garden sauce. friskies. feed the senses. >>> that's good music for this story. president and mrs. obama joined hundreds of children this morning for the white house easter egg roll. the annual white house celebration -- sounds fun, doesn't it? i've always wanted to go. theable annual celebration was first heard in 1878. it includes sports story telling and music. the theme is hopping to healthy, swing into shade. >>> 36,000 runners are at today's boston marathon. norah talked with the mayor about keeping boston strong and safe. that's ahead on "cbs
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i'm sinora and this is my son, chris. i'm a messy person. i don't like cleaning. always leaves a trail of crumbs behind. you're going to have a problem with getting a wife. uh, yeah, i guess. [ laughs ] this is ridiculous. christopher glenn! [ doorbell rings ] what is that? swiffer sweep & trap. i think i can use this. it picks up everything. i like this. that's a lot of dirt. it's that easy! good job chris! i think a woman will probably come your way. [ both laugh ] discover card. hey there, i just got my bill and i see that it includes my fico® credit score. yup, you get it free each month to help you avoid surprises with your credit. good. i hate surprises. surprise! at discover, we treat you like you'd treat you. get the it card and see your fico® credit score. ♪ ♪ [ female announcer ] just about anywhere you use sugar, you can use splenda® no calorie sweetener. splenda® lets you experience the joy of sugar without all the calories. think sugar, say splenda™ . new revlon colorburst matte and lacquer balms two brand new moisture rich finishes new velvety matte
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i'm sinora and this is my son, chris. i'm a messy person. i don't like cleaning.e my son, but he never cleans up. always leaves a trail of crumbs behind. you're going to have a problem with getting a wife. uh, yeah, i guess. [ laughs ] this is ridiculous. christopher glenn! [ doorbell rings ] what is that? swiffer sweep & trap. i think i can use this. it picks up everything. i like this. that's a lot of dirt. it's that easy! good job chris! i think a woman will probably come your way. [ both laugh ] you're an emailing, texting, master of the digital universe. but do you protect yourself? ♪ apparently not. when you access everything, you give everyone access to everything about you. but that's ok. while you do your thing... [ alert rings ] we'll be here at lifelock, doing our thing. watching out for things your credit card alone can't. [ alert rings ] and relentlessly protecting your identity. get lifelock protection and live life free. [ alert rings ] you really love, what would you do?" ♪ [ woman ] i'd be a writer. [ man ] i'd be a baker. [ woman ] i wanna be a p
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i'm sinora and this is my son, chris. i'm a messy person. i don't like cleaning.everything. i like this. that's a lot of dirt. it's that easy! good job chris! i think a woman will probably come your way. [ both laugh ] i think a woman will probably come your way. ifyou may be muddlingble withrough allergies.nger... try zyrtec® for powerful allergy relief. and zyrtec® is different than claritin. because it starts working faster on the first day you take it. zyrtec®. muddle no more™. [ two greek blueberry yogurts, the yoplone winner.aste-off. i love this one. yoplait! it's so much better than chobani. i really have to say yoplait. a winner, winner! [ female announcer ] let your tastebuds decide. take the yoplait greek taste-off! i dbefore i dosearch any projects on my home. i love my contractor, and i am so thankful to angie's list for bringing us together. find out why more than two million members count on angie's list. angie's list -- reviews you can trust. black. no cream, 1 sugargar. with a bacon, egg, & cheese mcgriddles... why does she get a mcgriddles? that'
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i'm sinora, and this is my son, chris. i'm a messy person. i don't like cleaning.at's a lot of dirt. just that easy. good job, chris. i think a woman will probably come your way. [ both laugh ] [ male announcer ] if you can clear a table [ sneezes ] without lifting a finger, you may be muddling through allergies. try zyrtec® for powerful allergy relief. and zyrtec® is different than claritin® because it starts working faster on the first day you take it. ♪ zyrtec®. muddle no more™. [ female announcer ] and now introducing children's zyrtec® dissolve tabs for full 24 hour allergy relief. >>> all right. it is time for a little high style for all ages. >> we heard you and you asked for fashions for ladies of a certain age. so today we have got just what you're looking for. >> lifestyle expert and author jenae luciani brought some fabulous looks. >> hi. >> we love how we're going through the decades today. we're starting in the 40s with filomena. what does she have? >> i love a great maxi dress for spring or summer. this one is under $50 from ashley stewart. and i real
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