skippy. skippy! i didn't think they'd give you time off. do the letters a-w-o-l mean anything to you? you went awol? that's right. i went awol. what is awol? i means absent without leave. really? i thought it literally meant "a wall," as in "going over a wall," which i did. what are you talking about? you said everything was fine. it was a disaster. nobody liked me. come on, skip. you should be used to that. [knock on door] sergeant davis! what am i going to do? well, skip, no, i-- well, sergeant davis. mr. keaton. about-face. i'm looking forprivate irwin handleman. do you hear that, steven? he's look-- he's looking for private irwin-- want a celery dog, sir? i'm here, sergeant davis. thank you, mrs. keaton, but this is my problem, and i've got to deal with it. folks, would you mind if i speak tothe private privately? [humming the battle hymn of the republic] handleman,you have committeda very serious offense. going awolis one of ourleast favorite things. what's going to happen to me now? or we could put youon a rock pile. or we could do wh

skippy was. skippy knows? you mean peopleoutside the house are goingto know about this? i'll haveto drop out of school. all right, uh, let me get this straight. you and mom are going to have a baby? that's right. you picked the right one. i can't believe this. are you sure, mom? the doctor said so. aren't you kids excited? well,it's embarrassing. you're parents. you shouldn'tbe having children. come on, you guys,mallory is right. you're too old. you're too kind. i'm just being realistic. you're not going to be able to do the things that younger parents do. who is, uh, who is going to toss a football with this kid, old gramps here? alex, itmight even be a girl. wait a minute. nobody said anything about having a girl. that is where i draw the line. this baby is going to change all our lives. they should have asked us how we felt about it. we shouldtry looking at thisfrom their point of view. they're not exactlya couple of spring chickens. this is their lastgrasp at youth. it's their last chance to feel a part of nature'sfertility cycle before they shrivel up,join bowling l

. >> we like skippy energy. >> we buy jif. >> have you been down the peanut butter aisle lately? there are tons to choose from. dr. joe explains what to consider before you buy your butter. first a look at the lottery numbers. no winner in either big jackpot. that means the powerball is up to 236 million. getting up there. florida loto is going for 3 million and here are the rest of last night's winning numbers. good luck and good morning. a random act of kindness has snowballed into a life-changing event for a clearwater homeless man. it's this week's "faith in action". >>> it's a friendship formed boy a chance meeting. >> i went around to the corp. tore block the whipped because it was a very windy night and i seen rocky sleeping there. didn't want to bother him and went wack to the other side of the bridge and then a few minutes rocky came over and the conversation was started. >> and it stuck. matt and rocky chatted away the >> i was just astounded he never did ask for nothing. he was cold and i'm sure he was hungry and i'm sure that he had a lot of things on his mind but nev

i'm skippy fallon. and befo i w late night chee and applause ] [ cheers [ chee a applaus] >> bayde bayside hig [ cheers ] >> the home of babes, books and beldin [ laught >> andight over there is our newest friend, jimmy fallon![ cheers a applause >> hey >>ey jmy! >>my: oh, hey ch! how's it going? >> oh, you know, tical day. woke up in t morning, the alarm gaveut a wning, i didn't think i'd ever make it on ti. [ laughter ] he time i grabbed myks, and i gave myself a look, i at the cornejust in time to sethe bus fly by. [ lahter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> what' >> what's up preppie [ laughter >> well slater, for your information i s just about to ask jimmy herebout theig valentine's dance.>> awe, you guys are going together, that'so cute! [ laughter ] >> ha-ha, very funny. >> jimmy: who aru taking to the danc slater? >> well as a matteof fact, she's right up tre. [ eers and applae ] >> hi jimm >> hjiy, hzach! y bubba, you gting rea for the big da >>ea? u kidding me, ma? i waborn ready. [ light laughter

it's covered by >> jimmy: welcome back to skippy valentine's anniversary i'm skippy fallon. and before i was a late night host, i was a student at bayside high. ah, i remember it like it was yesterday. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> bayside high! [ cheers ] >> the home of babes, books and belding. [ laughter ] >> and right over there is our newest friend, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> hey jimmy! >> jimmy: oh, hey zach! how's it going? i woke up in the morning, the alarm gave out a warning, i didn't think i'd ever make it on time. [ laughter ] by the time i grabbed my books, and i gave myself a look, i was at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's all right. [ cheers and applause ] >> what's up preppies? [ laughter ] >> well slater, for your information i was just about to ask jimmy here about the big valentine's day dance. >> awe, you guys are going together, that's so cute! [ laughter ] >> ha-ha, very funny. >> jimmy: who are you taking to the dance, slater? >> well as a matter of fact, [ cheers and applause

. >> i like peanut butter, we hike skippy natural. >> we like jif. >> there are a lot to pick from. dr. jo on what to consider 3 do you >>> it do you have more of a creamy family or more chunky. how about all natural or even whipped? there is a wide variety of peanut butter these days. >> so many choices. dr. jo is here to help us through the confusion. >>> and with bananas. >> i like creamy better than chunky. peanut butter. >> it is a sticky staple. americans have grown to love. >> i like peanut butter all types of ways, another thing is the seemingly endless options on your chexs. >> picking the property one starts with reading labels, watch the sodium and the sugar. and you will -- can you make it in a healthy lifestyle. keep the calories to under 200. and sodium less than 100. no more than three grams of sugar, atried trans fat. the food and drug administration does not clearly define the word "natural" when it comes to peanut butters they are healthier. >> they have less of the saturated fat and calories than the regular that we all grew up on. >> some are whipped a consistenc

tyson launched a hill shire brand of snacks, cut up pieces of grilled chicken and hor mel had skippy pb bites, candy-like balls of peanut butter. hor mel is testing pouches of spam snacks, inside are dried chunks of spam, like jerky, i guess. the heartman group, snacks are half of eating occasions. >>> a tornado system claimed another life. a virginia man missing since a funnel cloud koyed his home-- koyed his home is now dead, that is now 4. dozen were injured and a dozen destroyed. >>> this video from port charlotte, 5th floor recording strong wind, 2 tornados were reported in the area damaging >>> the severe weather stretched all the way into the northeast. the national weather service is investigating whether a tornado touched down in lancaster county pennsylvania, high winds damaged buildings and brought down trees and power lines there. the national weather service has not confirmed a tornado in the area but there was a tornado warning that had been issued for the county last night. >>> low pressure system still generating strong winds in the northeast, maybe-- snoor 70 norteas

. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to skippy valentine's anniversary day jamboree. i'm skippy fallon.t to ask jimmy here about the big valentine's day dance. >> awe, you guys are going together, that's so cute! [ laughter ] >> ha-ha, very funny. >> jimmy: who are you taking to the dance, slater? >> well as a matter of fact, she's right up there. [ cheers and applause ] >> hi jimmy, hi zach! hey bubba, you getting ready for the big dance? >> ready? you kidding me, mama? i was born ready. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ phone ringing ] [ laughter ] >> hello? >> hello? >> uh-huh. you've been throwing up all morning? okay. well, meet me at jimmy's locker. as a matter of fact, slater, that was my date just now. she was in the nurse's office, but she should be here any minute. >> well that leaves you, jimmy. who are you taking to the dance? >> jimmy: guys actually, i have to tell you something. i -- i -- i'm not going to the dance. [ audience aws ] >> why not? >> jimmy: i'm moving, to new york. to be a comedian. [ light laughter ] >> you're leaving b

. >> trump skippy i would debate and then lost a vote was aggressive. >> i couldn't imagine how we would even begin to think about taking a mom or a dad out of the crime since they in here, leaving their children in the house? that is not the kind of values that we believe in. >> ted cruz grabbed a solution. >> we are going to pull the wall and triple the border patrol. i will simply say i got some of the in mind to build it. >> rubio's dream is grabbing number two. allyson: chelsea clinton stopped at local colleges, campaign for her mother. she talked to 100 people yesterday afternoon. people asked about college affordability. she said her mother would add to what's already in place under the a formal care act. her mother would push for equal we asked how her mother would help thousands of people in our region who work in manufacturing. >> she has a strong manufacturing plan. that's why she so focused on the minimum wage and equal pay for equal work. allyson: her mother and father will campaign here before the primary federal rate 27. myra: and where he is national heart. our congenital

. >> this way you don't feel bad when you heateat the entire box of skippy cow. thankism we'll talk to you soon. all right, skwlaik has a look at the accuweather forecast. storm splitting there, jayme. yeah, the line is we told you we were seeing indications of this broken up, but right now, a severe thunderstorm warning continues for our good friends and neighbors up in marion county. just east of ocala, line from ocala out toward st. augustine, around the beach front, so again, if you're in the path of this storm, i want you to find your safe place and just plainly stated, get the heck out of the way of this thing. it's got 45 to 55 mile-per-hour winds, and it is of severe criteria, we might find small hail, damaging winds and at any time sever thunderstorms are notorious for spitting up brief, hard, and very impactful tornadoes. we're watching that. another look here. i'm tracking that cluster as it begins to make a move out towards the palm coast area. let me go ahead and switch sources here. and again, heads up to our viewrs and residents in the palm coast area, also around hammoc

at its job, i'm just saying that this congress is equivalent to a skunk with its head in a jar of skippy peanut butter. [laughter] when the republicans held their 33rd vote to repeal the affordable care act, jimmy fallon said this: it was mostly a symbolic vote that accomplished nothing or as congress calls that, a vote. [laughter] so young people's exposure to politics and current events does tell us that they're not fully aware of what's going on in the world, and that's awful and terrible, but it also demonstrates that they have very little incentive to garner the kind of information that would make them more informed consumers. again though, those few young people who do talk about politics with their friends, who do surf the web and find political web sites, who do follow news regularly are on average about six times more likely to say that they might be interested in running for office. and in the third basic reason that young people move away from politics is because of the politicianings. in general -- politicians. in general, yuck is the word that kept coming up over and over an

. >> and dave and i grew up on wonder bread, skippy and welsch grape jam. >> and look how great you turned out. >> i don't know about that. thank you, sal. >>> for those of you, if you're out here, i need to keep track of the weather. what is going on? we have the ktvu weather app. don't forget that. and kind of quiet. over oakland here. and just some partly cloudy skies. and increasing clouds throughout the day. and grand lake. everything. not much of a breeze. and we have one more system, one more system, don't forget that ktvu weather app for your tablet or phone. and going north, south, anywhere you are going, and that system is still producing not as much snow, and it is up in wisconsin and out ahead of that, the severe weather is slicing through the southeast, and rain to washington, d.c. and new york and turns to snow around boston and points north. so it is a big impact for most of the country, just not out here. things are pretty quiet, and the super bowl city. 45, partly cloudy this morning. and a little chill in the air for san francisco. and 53, and 55 with cloudy skies later o

. >> a skippy jar that looks like it was also from the 1970s. >>> coming up, an escalating situation in oregon. the overall standoff with armd protesters still playing out this morning. >>> and happening right now online, we have new deit tails about a sheriff's pilot and deputy who died in a plane crash in northern california. we posted a link to photos of the victims on our facebook page. >>> also covering the president's bay area visit from all angles on our homepage. a link to exactly where he's going today and when. >>> a high surf advisory in effect right now around the bay area. about to post details in our morning weather alert. sign up for our alerts on nbc bay area or app. another developing story: ==sam/vo== t andoff atwildl >>> a developing story this morning. the standoff at a wildlife refuge in oregon may be coming to an end. state legislatures are hard at work trying to get the remaining four armed protesters to surrender. an assemblywoman is acting as a liaison between protesters and the fbi and been engaged in negotiations over the phone. the group's leader was arres

hormel the maker of spam, skippy is on a tear. food giant trading at an all time high.ted better than expected earns. joining us now is jeff ettinger, chairman and ceo of hormel and jim snee president and chief operating officer. gentlemen thank you both for being here. jeff, let's start off talking a little bit about raise theed guidance and strong earnings you came in for the year. what helped things out? >> we really had strong performance from four out of our five business segments generating record earnings. 11th consecutive quarter we've been on a tear and we're enjoying the balance model in action for our company. >> in terms of things that you were looking at we did see revenue that was lower than expectations. can one of you explain what happened to bring the revenue down? >> sure, becky. we had the impact of some declining pork markets which impacts the pricing in a number of our refrigerator food areas but turkey supply issues as we recover from last year's avian influenza outbreak. our team did an outstanding job navigating us through that situation. we actu

it makes skippy peanut butter, mostly known for its meat brands like spam.is a stack that does not go down. that flight continues with a 5.5% gain in the opening market. it raised guidance for the year. it recorded better profit numbers. it's doing better thanks to lower input costs thanks to lower commodity prices and getting over the hump of bird flu. this is a stock that was up more than 50% last year, it split its stock. it's one of those consumer staples and defensive names that people can continue to flock to, even with worries about meat and the health benefits or the detriments of that. >> flock to. yes, i like that. with that avian flu -- that crushed enormous amounts of stocks of chickens and the likes. >> they're getting around it. >> they are. i wanted to mention community health. the stock is losing a quarter of its value, this after it has been down sharply through much of the year. a hospital operator. reported earnings, yeah, yesterday. so that can kind of show you what they were thinking. maybe we'll get that one by. didn't really work. admi

. >> jimmy: welcomomback to skippy valentine's anniversary day jajaoree. i'm skippy fallon. and befofo i was a late night hoststi was a student at bayside high. ah, i remember it t ke it was yesterday.