would you like to stay for snooki?'t mind, i'd like to hang out -- >> jimmy: i doubt she'll mind. i think she'll be delighted. zach galifianakis, everybody. "it's kind of a funny story" opens october 8th and "bored to death" sunday night. we'll be right back with snooki. ♪ [ elephant trumpets ] [ male announcer ] word's getting out. jared's training for the ing new york city marathon with a favorite, the low fat subway club®. to celebrate, it's now the newest $5 footlong™ sub. [ male announcer ] debating is part of the american fabric. it is who we are and what makes us great. we debate politics. we debate sports. we debate art. and we debate debates. ♪ but when it comes to cars... the debate...is over. the 2011 s-class. mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. the 2011 s-class. (man) sunday, it's a haunted makeover... aah! as the "extreme" team builds a house of horrors and gives this school for the deaf... (thunder rumbles) n(cheering) ...all new, sunday at 8:00/7:00 central on... >> jimmy: welcome back with zach galifian

you walked over snooki pretty good there.costume. i'll give you a costume. i'll make you -- oops, you're drunk. [ laughter ] i'll give you -- i'll make you be a mummy. [ laughter ] there you go. dress you up as a mummy. this is fantastic. of course, you can't move your arms. that's fun. put it over your head over here, and now enter the costume contest. and -- who should i choose? i choose the witch. yeah, she won. she's so excited. but you got mad, and you start a fight. why are you starting a fight? i can't believe this, get out of my party. why would you start a fight at my party? get out of my party. just get out. get out. i'm going to walk you out. let's go, mummy. this is ridiculous. watch out for snooki. good to see you again, buddy. take care. thanks for stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] well done. that was very, very good. contestant number two, come on over, buddy. you think you can do better than contestant number one? >> i think so. i think so. >> jimmy: let's find out. step behind the door. it's a soundproof d

austin powers. >> snooki is really popular. >> snooki? really?telligent to come up with the idea to be snooki for halloween, don't you think? >> really. >> what about snooki from "jersey shore"? >> no. that's too much fist pumping for me. >> when i was younger we didn't have fancy costumes. one year i was the lone ranger and i loved it. i figure i'm here. why not? [ gunshot ] >> now i know why not. happy halloween. >> we improved it considerably when we came up with this. >> a lot of people are doing the bedbug. isn't it sick? >> the bigger part of the story is that lester was out last night. >> i want to say hello to these young ladies. you're really cute. you are from "the cat in the hat." remind me of the character? >> thing one, thing two. >> where are you visiting from? >> new jersey. >> i'm from jersey, too! you want to touch them? all right. did you go out last night? you going out tonight? >> tonight. >> and you? >> going out with them. >> not dressing up? >> no. >> i'm concerned that with the whole wonderful crowd only two people came dr

no snooki is complete without the spray tan. i had a little problem with the shih tzu. it needs to be orange. it wasn't complete to me. >> it won't be, yes. when we see you with the snooki poof, that will be when everything is complete. >> all will be well with the world. >> and you with the six-pack. >> the spray-on six-pack. >>> let's chat about hurricane paula. it is a hurricane still. not that far away from the florida keys. it is weakening quickly. this is probably the last day it will be a hurricane. after this, it will drop down to a tropical storm. it will interact quickly with the land mass of cuba. it is a very small hurricane. here is the forecast just out from the hurricane center, taking the storm more or less over land and weakening it quickly. down and completely destroying the storm. it should disappear sometime on saturday, maybe at most on sunday. you notice in south florida, you look okay. a little bit of rain but no winds. here is what they are also watching today. new england, beautiful leaves, the peak of the season. you do not want a big rain stor

and "the jersey shore" snookie got a book deal. greg? >> thank you, andy. >> ungracious wretch fit for the caves. out of my sight, greg. >> you are a most notable cower. the owner of no one good quality. >> reporter: i uh poll jiedz for nothing. >> you have nothing. >> reporter: let's welcome our -- >> let's welcome our guest. the name of her latest book is called reality matters. there it is. she is so cute that zoo ole gists tried to raise her by hand. true they fed her with an eye dropper, bill. and he is sexy and sad. if lil lair tee was blood he would be -- if hilarity was blood he will be all over my golf clubs, and bill shultz who knows how to say "where is the tranny" in 14 languages. and bill widdle who just released a new movie. he is so smart he eats his dinner at the periodic table. and he is having caw niptions due to cancelled subscriptions. you suck, pimp. >> -- >> you suck, pinch. >> uncalled for. >> you screwed me up with the usuck. i am not finishing. >> all right. >> i am offended. >> are you done some. >> i guess. >>

contestant number two, you're snooki.hree, you're dj pauley d. >> dj. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's got an advantage already. higgins is going to be the judge over there. he'll be judging you and letting you know when you make a mistake by hitting the buzzer and judging you really hard. [ buzzer ] when you hear that sound, your turn is up. and hopefully you lasted long enough to be the "teleprompter limbo" champ. in the event of a tie the audience will decide our winner based on their performance. all right? and to help you guys get into character, we're gonna give you all a 30-second "jersey shore" makeover. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ all right. the makeover team is in position. let's get 30 seconds on the clock. let's make them over. go! ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: there you go. very nice. 4-3-2-1. [ buzzer ] time is up. [ cheers and applause ] time is up. you guys look amazing. i think we're ready to get started. [ laughter ] contestant number one, i mean, the situation, please step forward. okay, hit your mark over there, please. now,

snooki at it again. the jersey shore teen not playing well with each other. we're going to have what happened coming up. this is msnbc. [ animals calling ] ♪ [ pop ] [ man ] ♪ well, we get along ♪ yeah, we really do - ♪ and there's nothing wrong - [ bird squawks ] ♪ with what i feel for you ♪ i could hang around till the leaves are brown and the summer's gone ♪ [ announcer ] when you're not worried about potential dangers, the world can be a far less threatening place. take the scary out of life with travelers insurance... and see the world in a different light. ♪ [ male announcer ] we touch a lot of things throughout the day. so it's nice that clorox disinfecting products help kill the germs that can live on surfaces for up to 48 hours. ♪ feels sweet when i can touch you ♪ >>> u students at rutgers university are calling today black friday all over cam pulse. roses are being handed out to mourn the death of freshman tyler clementi. the body recovered from the hudson river has been identified as the 18-year-old. now two fellow classmates could face serious ch

did i bang snooki last night? >> jimmy: it's snooki the explorer.he -- the 33 miners who were rescued in chile -- they went back down the mine this morning. i can't blame them. too much noise up here. they are back home with their families after being trapped underground. the miners were finally able to update their facebook status to "not trapped in a mine." there's a big dae bait in chile what to do with the mine because there's a lot of interest in it. it could be a tourist destination or something. one proposal on the table is to turn the tunnel and the mine itself into the world's largest bong. from a company called snoop industries or something. it doesn't take hollywood long to pounce on this miner craze. yesterday, they finished rescuing the miners. today, spike tv announced they're doing a miner reality show. the prize, if you win, you don't have to be a miner anymore. and spike isn't the only one getting in on the thing. nbc has something they're working on, too, for primetime. >> 12 obese contestants. one chilean mine. the only way out? a

snooki will do three hours this week.will make a $10 donation to her favorite animal charity donation of love. snooki will make a contribution. that's what's happening in hollywood. i am alex stone, abc news. >> let's go from snooki to chile. more dramatic rescues. at least five miners have been rescued so far. we are looking at live pictures. and it takes about an hour to rescue each. 25 minutes down and 15 minutes up and i tell you what, these are just incredible pictures and we will look at all of them here this morning. i'm frank kratovil and i approve this message. the real andy harris. his past attacks have been called deceptive, his new attack, false. harris voted for deregulation increasing our electric bills by 72% it's not surprising, harris always sides with the big guys. he opposes cracking down on wall street and supports tax breaks for companies that ship jobs overseas. harris even opposed making big insurance cover cancer screenings. andy harris' extreme ideas will cost us. bob ehrlich says he wants to fix

tonight, snooki's friend from home visited but she had to leave, which upset snooki.e her feel homesick. fortunately, though, vinny was there to give her a very big shoulder to cry on. >> i'm being ridiculous, but i miss my hometown. i miss my family. >> i know. >> the only people that i trust in this house are you, paulie and jenny. >> good. we're here for you, too. >> i love you. >> i love you, too. >> he's like my big brother. i love him. but usually you don't have sex with your big brother. >> jimmy: usually. usually not. maybe on a special birthday or something, but not usually. my aunt chippy watches the show every week, not because she wants to, we force her to. she hates the show. but we made her watch it so she can give us a review every week. and here she is with her take on "jersey shore" this week. >> they have a room called the smushing room where they go in to have sex. i think a great ending, which preferably should be next week, is that they put them all in the smushing room at one time and set fire to it. [ applause ] >> jimmy: they'd be very tan. how

can you imagine a tiny little snooki? be like snooki. >> tonight jimmy welcomes naomi watts, and television chef alton brown. that's "late night with jimmy fallon" on your local nbc station. >>> all right. time for your "first look" at entertainment news. romantic comedies have not fared well of late. nevertheless, there is one opening this weekend that experts think will take the box office title. "life as we know it," starting katherine heigle is a cautious favorite expected to take in $15 million or more. heigle struck out paired with ashton kutcher, but maybe the baby will work for audiences. >> it's a being weekend for the defending champ "the social network." will it continue to march on to glory or will it get lost in the sauce and disappear? experts say it will compete for number one. despite diane lane and a hugely marketing campaign "secretariat" is not generating big interest and is expected to take in about $10 million. >>> the wild card here, wes craven's 3d horror offering, "my soul to take." some see it goi

a lot of people are snookie this year. >> fifty snookies. >> and the situation. >> that is so wrong. digging lee as "the situation" here. this is a limited edition "the situation" t-shirt. these two look amazing. you really have to ham it up if this is what you're going for. >> you guys are pulling it off. the tan is very disturbing but right on. thank you very much. let's bring out -- it's hard to find costumes for little kids. i have a four month and five-year-old. i think i found what i want them to be. >> a do it yourself at home homemade costume is a good and easy way to go. there's candy. >> you noticed right away. >> makes it a unique costume. on brady, he's our cinnamon toast. he requested to be cinnamon butter toast. we cut that out -- >> lower that hand. >> he's feeling the toast mom. we added glitter and spray paint. on emanuel, he's our nome. a great hat. we cut out t-shirts from american apparel, picked up extra accessories from a costume store. of course on blair we've got a vampire. >> very nice. i could stare at these kids all day but we better move on. by, guys. now

snooki, by the way, has announced that she's working on a book. a novel, even.ting a novel. what are the olds she thinks novel is another word for belly button? they've -- they already decided on a title. it's called "drink, smush, puke." first book ever to be printed entirely in spray tan, so -- one of the women who claims to be former tiger woods mistress is also claiming now to have a sex tape. she says she has a 62-minute long tape, 37 minutes of which is her having sex with tiger woods. the other 25 minutes they're playing scrabble. so precise, by the way. 37 of the 62 minutes are -- you know, it's that kind of attention to detail that separates the amateur pornographers from the greats. her own mother says she's lying. her own mother says she never had a relationship with tiger woods, but i tell you what, if she does have this tape, i hope she hires a couple of hushed voice golf announcers to do play by play for it. tiger lining up his approach. he lays up just shy of the back nine. this is -- this is something. this is, three of the captains from the disc

>> no, just the snooki puss. >> we'll work on that tomorrow. >> we'll talk to mary about it. >> let's chat about what's happening with theweather. all eyes will be on the new england and mid-atlantic states today. this is where our storm system is coming togethe we may end this event with a nor'easter. northern new england is going to get hit with a strong wind and heavy rain and all those beautiful leaves that ar at theirpeak. a lot of them will be on the ground by the end of this weekend. we still have hurricane paula down by the western tip of cuba spreading rain today throughout areas of the florida keys. not going to be a significant weather event, though, no damage expected in the united states. now, this storm system is going to come off the coast later on today. right nowlightain is heading through the appalachians. eventually wibt will work its way into raleigh and washington, d.c. here is how our computers are timing it up. 7:00 this morning, our computers are okay in d.c. when we get to 1: this afternoon, that's when our computers will be around d.c. from philadelphia, arou

no competition is complete without a snooki puss. >> that will away popular halloween costume, i'm sure. maybe i should go with the situation. >> oh, bill, i'm not saying anything. >> let's move on, lynn, and chat about this storm approaching new england and especially the mid-atlantic today. this is going to be not a classic nor'easter that you'd see in the middle of winter, but northern new england will get a strong, gusty wind out of this, especially tomorrow. as of now, the middle of the country is clear. we're watching the hurricane near the western tip of cuba. that's going to slowly dissipate over the next couple of days. not really affecting southern florida, just a little bit of rain. we are going to watch a more significant rain event sliding through the mid-atlantic today. here is the timing of it. the green is the rain and the yellow is the heavier rain. this morning, we go through the d.c. area into the tail end of the rush hour. by about 1:00, we should see the rain from baltimore to d.c., probably about its heaviest. then as we go through the afternoon, it moves through p

snooki!ortant to know that earlier this year, snooki tweeted she was reading her very first novel. and so now she is writing it. and i just want to know what you guys thought! >> where is writer's block when you need it? >> she can can write it, but can she read the book? >> oh my god! >> i think there is nothing to be pictures? >> oh yeah, pop-ups. >> which you can color in maybe, i don't know. [ laughing ] >> those are the best children's books, scratch and sniff i loved those. >> i think it would be interesting to hear about snooki's exploits. >> talk about the jersey shore! >> greta: the bloodiest twitter war effort he respects between governor palin and congressman grayson. it started when congressman grayson launched an infamous campaign ad calling his opponent taliban dan. running an out of context sound bite to smear his opponent. governor palin didn't like that ad and fired off a tweet calling the ad a blatant lie and referring to grayson as odd and troubled. she also endorsed grayso

but then you know, snooki cld fit on the flintstones. that would actually work. >> that's right. >> well, you mentioned earlier about what happened with overnight. we had thelandfall of hurricane richard in belize. here's how it looks on satellite imagery. one thing that was interesting is that the eye got more developed with time as it went inland. now the storm is weakening as you'd expect over land. just a lot of rain moving throh belize and areas of mexico. as far as the forecast path. normally this is like the beginning of hurricane season or maybe even the middle of it you'd be concerned with it going back out over the golf and say oh, we're conceed about our friends in texas. but conditions are not going to be favorable. the winds are going to be very hostile. it's going to be a remnant spinning low and could bring showers to northern mexico or something like that. but the forecast is for it to dissipate completely. now as far as the forecast for the lower 48. this is about as activeas it gets. severe weather in the southeast. jus

bill, good morning. >> you're doing the snooki costume for halloween, right?> only if you become the situation. deal? >> may be. >> we're going to have to -- exactly. i'm glad you had to say it. >> spray on, trust me. let's talk about what's happening out there this morning, lynn. yesterday was another very warm day in san francisco. 92 degrees. not close to phoenix, though. almost 100. so these temperatures were well above average. now things are going to slow he cool off for much of the west. our storm system kicks onshore. temperatures this morning, a little chilly back here in the inner mountain west. 41 in salt lake city. 46, a pair of them in boise and portland. as far as the storm system goes, there was a big huge storm that went up to british columbia. now this front is going to drag down. ever so slowly that moisture is going to move in and it will move in first up here to seattle. that's where we're watch to think radar. there's not a lot of rain with it. right along that front there's just a little bit over vancouver island currently. look under the

lot of people are snooki this year. of course, inspired by mtv's "jersey shore". the hair b mudz b -- of course "the situation" we're digging the abs. this is a limited edition "situation" t-shirt at thesituationshirt.com. they look amazing. you have to ham it up. >> the tan is disturbing but very right on. >> it's hard to find costumes for little kids. i have a four-month-old and 5-year-old. but i think i just found what i want it to be. >> you have to remember a do-it-yourself home-made costume is easy way to go. >> and candy we've just noticed. >> exactly t. makes a unique costume on brady he's our cinnamon toast. he requested to be cinnamon butter toast. we simply cut that out. >> he has not lowered the handing. >> he's feeling the toast moment, we added glitter and spray paint and emanuel is our gome, he is. we cut out t-shirts from american apparel, picked up extra accessories from a costume store. >> and of course on blare, a vampire, one of the hottest costumes. >> very nice. i could stare at these kids all day.

. >> snooki. >> don't do that to me right now. >> you leave this house right now. >> that's good stuffpulling. hold my ear rings. that's going to be on a lot of t-shirts this coming summer. >> after that fight between snooki and angelina, mostly hair pulling. j wow finally intervening. angelina, she left last season. now, officially left the house. i don't mean to editorialize here but some people are saying, good riddance, this morning. fair thee well, an gel lee that. >>> why are you awake? your already checked out text and e-mails are next on "morning joe." now, just moments away. ♪ ♪ every day, it's getting closer ♪ ♪ going faster than a roller coaster ♪ ♪ love like yours will surely come my way ♪ ♪ a-hey, a-hey-hey ♪ every day, it's getting faster ♪ [ male announcer ] at&t and blackberry have teamed up to evolve the smartphone. business, meet fun. fun, business. at&t. rethink possible. business, meet fun. fun, business. how are you getting to a happier place? running there? dancing there? flying there? how about eating soup to get there? delicious campbell's soups fill you with go

it would be like snooki. [ light laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show.e it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] >> tariq: do it. ♪ >> jimmy: hey, you guys, we've got a fun show tonight. from "glee" and this week's host of "saturday night live," jane lynch is here. [ cheers and applause ] the best, the best. a terrific young actress from the new film "it's kind of a funny story," emma roberts is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] i love her, too. and we've got some great music from a great, great guy who always puts out good music. pete yorn is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] he's a stud. i love that guy. all right, guys, it's thursday. that means it's time to "remix the clips." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ now, this is where we take stuff that we found on the internet and tv, stuff that's funny, weird, or interesting, and have our very own questlove remix it right there. he does it live. it's always a good time. everyone's talking about this first clip. it's a campaign commercial for christine o'donnell. and she's saying that she's runnin

. >>> snooki smackdown. the cast member off the show because of that smackdown. >>> good friday morning, i'm chris jansing live from msnbc world headquarters in new york. it is a critical time for the obama white house and the president's chief of staff, rahm emanuel, is leaving. in about an hour, president obama will make that announcement official. the man who's been his chief adviser and chief hatchet man for the past 21 months leaving to run for mayor of chicago. emanuel will be replaced by peter rouse, the president's long-time confidant whose demeanor is more like obama himself. calmer, quieter. christina belatoni senior reporter with talking points memo. good morning to both of you. >> good morning, chris. >> he didn't get the nickname for nothing. he had this take no prisoners type of attitude. he sent a dead fish to someone he was unhappy with when he got some bad news. david, what do you think this really means for the white house and what does this mean for the american people? >> liberals really

there was an apparent from snooki. the show opens to the public on saturday. >> 52 degrees on tv hill. coming up, a look at the headlines. >> i blame you for the fact that i now know who snooki is. we see some rain off to the west. right now it is dry in baltimore city. 52 >> welcome back. round two four martin o'malley and bob ehrlich. there will square off in their second televised debate this week. today's debate will be seen in the washington d.c. area. there is one more debate set to appear on the radio. the was a sexual assault of a 7- year-old girl. this happened a long basket ring road. a steakhouse in washington has sold its triple bypass hamburger. it is 12 ounces with cheese, bacon, and onion rings served between two grilled cheese sandwiches. another diner said they owned the rights to that name. >> do you see all that gre ase? >> that brings us to your answers to our water cooler question of the day. >> this morning we asked -- what would you name a washington restaurant's cheese-and-bacon- loaded mega-bur

. >> and obama fakes it like he knows snooky.e's a patron saint to these kids. >> bill: snooky going to be the new secretary of interior. >> bingo. only in america. >> bill: needs a jersey vote. and apparently she knows all about the interior. dennis miller everybody. there he s coming back with did you see that. an ad from christine o'donnell lashing out against her opponent. you'll see it right here when we come back. ñ÷Ñ>úo >> bill: back in the books segment tonight. did you see that? president clinton is running around the country trying to help democratic candidates. here is what he said in nork. >> fox news and their committees and their fabulous misinformation campaign ripped those poor republicans and honest to god half of them need psychiatric care now. they're just so -- nobody can be that angry that long and it be healthy for you. >> here now to analyze, you know speak together choir. democratic crew. and... >> is he saying fox news people need psychatic help? >> bill: some of us do need psychiatric help. it's accurate

. >> and obama fakes it like he knows snooky.'s a patron saint to these kids. >> bill: snooky going to be the new secretary of interior. >> bingo. only in america. >> bill: needs a jersey vote. and apparently she knows all about the interior. dennis miller everybody. there he s coming back with did you see that. an ad from christine o'donnell lashing out against her opponent. you'll see it right here when we come back. >> bill: back in the books segment tonight. did you see that? president clinton is running around the country trying to help democratic candidates. here is what he said in nork. >> fox news and their committees and their fabulous misinformation campaign ripped those poor republicans and honest to god half of them need psychiatric care now. they're just so -- nobody can be that angry that long and it be healthy for you. >> here now to analyze, you know speak together choir. democratic crew. and... >> is he saying fox news people need psychatic help? >> bill: some of us do need psychiatric help. it's accurate. and wh

. >> we all know snooki from the "jersey shore." the breed coming up. that dog needs more of a tan. >> steve: somebody has to be insulted. >> steve: this is a fox news alert. the rescue operation for those 33 miners set to begin tonight. it's going to take 20 minutes to get each one of the miners to safety. each of them will be pulled out in a tiny capsule through a winding and dangerous shaft. for the very latest on the operation, let's go down to chile and steve harrigan. good morning to you. >> good morning, steve. we could be about 15 hours away from that long awaited rescue operation. when the capsule is lowered down a half mile into the earth and the first of the 33 chilean miners will be pulled up. we've seen some of the clothing they will wear. protective to prevent blood clots. the first four up have been selected, but their names are being kept secret. their likely to be some of the healthiest, strongest of the 33 in case any obstacles arise. we're waiting the arrival of the chilean president. he's been a fixture throughou

>> i think so. >> did you know that snooki, some judge had snooki sentenced her to a book signing forof going to prison or community service, you have to go and sign books, and i guess her lawyer said that signing book s is hard work. poor thing. >> think of snooki tonight at your book signing. >> i will. >> sad day for florence yesterday. >> florence renderson on "dancing with the stars" she was voted off last night. it was between her and rick fox, and i have to say she really kicked it. florence kicked it. >> she was dancing to the brady bunch. >> she was? >> yeah. she's 76, and she's moving it there. she got really, really high marks for it, too. >> bristol palin dressed up in a gorilla suit. that was an interesting choice of costume. >> i didn't see it. >> i didn't either. there it is. why wouldn't you dance in that with a tutu? >> what was that? >> that passes for entertainment in today's world. >> mitzi and jairary are visiting from new orleans. >> and just past them is -- >> adrian from "entourage." >> he's not paying attention. he's blackberrying. >> you know what's going on?

snooki and j-woww decided to rescue a lobster from dinner and keep him as a pet.ou could tell the lobster was into it, because he immediately started claw pumping. he was like -- ♪ [ cheers and applause ] that's not something either. that's right. snooki and j-woww decided to bring home a lobster from dinner -- a lobster as opposed to what they bring home every other night, crabs. [ audience ohs ] they love seafood. they love seafood. they love seafood. seafood lovers. you guys hear about this? after 45 years, jerry lewis' famous labor day telethon will be shortened to six hours in 2011. yeah. jerry blames the cutbacks on the econom unemployment, and "the hven-flaven lady. that would be good --" this is kind of nice. johnny depp surprised kids at a school in london by showing up dressed as captain jack sparrow. after -- after a little girl wrote him a letter and asked him to come. that was cool. in response, boys at the school were, like -- [ in english accent ] "dear, megan fx. please, come-" and finally, seniors at a retirement home here in new york are holding

. >> i'm snooki. i'm going to be snooki. i'm almost there. >> that's j-lo. >> yeah. i want to be j-lo for halloween. >> reporter: they won't be alone. the jersey shore characters are pumping up sales. here's a scary costume from real life, a bp worker which stands for bad planning and comes with a dead fish, a wrench and blobs of pretend oil. for those on a budget still many options. >> any time you change anything on your face, makeup is very simple. put a wig on. >> reporter: as auld expect, the store is selling lots more traditional -- you'd expect, the store is selling lots more traditional halloween get-ups, vampires and witches. >> there's some creative ideas. >> we visited the costume shop with my 5-year-old yesterday and he couldn't decide. there were just too many options. he wants to have a moustache is all he knows. i'm like you can have a moustache with what he you want. we'll draw that moustache right on there. >> he could start growing it right now. >> that would be kind of scary. hopefully we'll get weather like this minus the rain for halloween. >> it

one of the glaring omissions, snooki. she's on the cover of my book, freak show. you can preorder on amazon.com. that's enough with the gross self promotion. david axelrod pack a visit to david letterman. they'll go into talking about the republican field for 2012. closer to home, the 2010 race in delaware. >> the seal dropping off the podium. what happened there and who got fired? >> that does come ner my purview as senior adviser so i have been giving this a lot of thought. we've been here two years, 500 speeches. never happened before. i can only think of one thing. >> what's that? >> witch craft. >> jeb bush, is he going to go or not going to go? >> people feel he's not going to go. it requires a big ego to run for president. >> mike huckabee. >> they all work for fox news. if they all run for president there's going to be a lot of openings. so run over there. >> mitt romney. >> if he stuck to who he was he would be a far more formidable candidate. >> sarah palin. >> i have a soft spot for her, day. i was at the vice presidential campaign and she winked at me.

the situation slapped snooki in the face. let's take a look. >> i'm like the leader of this group. bleep ] daddy of this house. i say what goes. if i say we're leaving, we're leavin leaving. >> ugh. ugh. still ahead on "way too early," why are you awake? your text and e-mails are next and "morning joe" is moments away. [ female announcer ] introducing splenda® no calorie sweetener granulated with fiber. sweet! [ female announcer ] tastes like sugar and has 3 grams of fiber per tablespoon. use it almost anywhere you use sugar. even in cooking and baking. sweet! [ female announcer ] splenda® granulated with fiber. >>> all right. top story on msnbc.com this morning, true story, do those sexy cancer awareness campaigns ever work? that's the top story. no kidding. at the top of the show, we asked you why are you awake? well, our ace crack intern, first day doing this producer rob gifford has the answers. rob? >> all right. benny writes, mike, it's good to see you're up and about after the shellacking notre dame gave bc on saturday. >> that's it? of course i am. my walker has wheels on i

. >> snooki decided to bring home a lobster for dinner as toepdz to what they bring home every othercrabs. they love seafood. they love seafood. >>> this is kind of weird. reanna revealed this week that she texts lady gaga before major events to make sure they don't wear the same outfits. can you imagine that conversation? hey, georgia, are you going to wear that blue dress or the cold cut platter from blimpie's? this is kind of nice. johnny depp surprised kids in london by showing up as captain jacks sparrow after a little girl wrote him a letter and asked him to come. boys at the school were like, dear megan fox. >> so tonight, jimmy welcomes donald trump, actor sam rock dedz well and musical guest brad. that's late night jimmy fallon. >>> time now for your first look at entertainment news. whatever americans were doing this fall weekend, not many were going out to the movies and that helped last weekend's box office champ. the social network remained at the top of the heap, holding up very well, dropping only 31% off its audience from its opening. "the social network" took the top

princess and cowboy getup, even a wounded army vet, while others paid homage to pop culture icons like snooki. >>> now for your weather, bill karins with the weather channel. good morning, bill. >> good morning, page. a wild weekend in the west. this storm system that came onshore a powerful saturday night and sunday morning storm especially wind gusts this understand up to 100 miles per hour in some of the peaks and areas in nevada. california had numerous wind gusts. up to 80 miles per hour. look at the size of this storm system. look at the clouds all the way from the pacific northwest now to kansas city and minnesota. it's very rare you see this much pacific moisture just blowing onshore here. an incredibly strong jet stream. that's what's responsible for this amazing storm. one of the storms is actually located off the coast of british columbia. a pinwheel. almost looks like a hurricane. another storm forming heading out of the mountain west into the plains. this blue line indicates the power. it gel stream blowing onshore in west, responsible for a huge wind storm in the middle of the c

did snooki and the situation swing by to spice things up? oprah drops in on jon stewart and steven colbert with thoughts about their upcoming rally. you'll see what the giant head of oprah floating behind the boys had to say. first the news live at 5:30 a.m. at 30 rock in new york city. i enjoyed jousting with "the view" ladies. that's what bill o'reilly said on his show last night after an appearance that's becoming the stuff of legend on "the view" yesterday. you still haven't seen the classic? here's what's went down. >> let me break this to you. 70% of americans don't want that mosque down there. don't give me the we business. >> where is that poll? >> what are you talking about? >> muslims didn't kill us on 9/11? is that what you're saying? >> extremists. >> i don't want to sit here. i don't want to sit here. i don't. >> you're outraged by muslims and 9/11? >> you have just seen what should not happen. we should be able to have discussions without washing our hands and screaming and walking off stage. >> oh. barbara talking to her own p