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the south park flag. oh, not this again. we cannot change the south park flag, mayor.ind that flag to be racist and insensitive. chef, i respect you very much. but you have to understand that this has been the south park flag since some of our ancestors, like my great-grandfather, founded this land. that flag represents a time when blacks were persecuted by whites. how can a black man not be bothered by it? all right, chef, i'll have my assistants hold up the flag, and you tell me what exactly you find racist about it. you don't see anything wrong with that flag? what about the baseball team the cleveland indians? should they change their name because it's racist? yeah. no, because it's their history! look, i have gone through every quiet protest i could. i've written everyone. i've put up signs. but now i'm telling you, this flag will be changed! and iit won't!g you oh, boy. [ bell rings ] okay, children, in mr. garrison's absence, i would like to turn the class' attention to current issues. some people think the south park flag should be changed, while others believe
the south park flag. oh, not this again. we cannot change the south park flag, mayor.ind that flag to be racist and insensitive. chef, i respect you very much. but you have to understand that this has been the south park flag since some of our ancestors, like my great-grandfather, founded this land. that flag represents a time when blacks were persecuted by whites. how can a black man not be bothered by it? all right, chef, i'll have my assistants hold up the flag, and you tell me what exactly...
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without temptation ♪ ♪ going down to south park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ ♪ ample parking day orth park, gonna see if i can't unwind ♪ ♪ mrph rmhmhm rm! mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ ♪ come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine ♪ well, tom and mary, you've made it to the final round. are you ready to play for the grand prize? we're ready, bob! we're ready, bob! any particular prize you're hoping for? well, hawaii's nice. but tahiti would be fun, too! oh, anywhere would be great. polynesian diggities. i wish you luck. here we go. what is the thin flap of skin that runs from the base of the penis to the scrotum? [ mid-tempo music plays ] oh. oh, wait. wait. i know this. the upper vascular hood. i'm sorry, but you're absolutely right! [ laughs ] [ cheers and applause ] fred, tell them what they've won. announcer: tom and mary, put on your cowboy hats, because you're going to beautiful south park, colorado. where? that's right. just in time for cow days, the world's 45th-biggest rodeo and carnival. every fall, south park celebrates cow days, and you're gonna be a part of it. you'll
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what do you think about the south park commercial that pokes fun at the redskins aim debate? >> weigh in on the facebook age and we will be sharing those responses coming out. >> a look at this dramatic rescue, three teenagers and you talk on camera. one of the teenagers lost control of the suv and sending it plunging into the river. goodan see dozens of samaritans jumped into the water trying to rescue the trapped teenagers. some even tried to lift that 3000 pound vehicle to get to the stranded driver. the two passengers are recovering, the driver remains in serious condition. >> amazing. >> a texas woman goes to extremes at a shopping center >> this is area case of what would you do in a situation like this. you see a one-year-old baby locked in a hot car, heart in a parking lot. you go inside to the grocery store to try to get the dad's attention and he is nowhere to be found. what do you do? san antonio, texas. this is a woman that walked by the car and she has people screaming at her saying if you take action, you could get in trouble. everyoneed to ignore around her and
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it must be hell for him, going through all this. [ sighs ] there's a murderer free in south park!l next. who will they kill next? will it be jimbo? barbrady? the denver broncos? is he awake yet? he's bleeding pretty bad. don't let him bleed on my meredith baxter-birney memorial towel! what's a meredith baxter-birney memorial towel? i actually was with meredith baxter-birney in this very car. and afterwards, we used that towel to -- wait a minute. why am i telling you this? could you pull over so i can get out? what? we have to get to the hospital. i'm not gonna make it. i can't stand hospitals. sorry, stan. we just got to drop mephisto off, and then we can get out of there. man, it's really starting to snow. i hope they don't close the roads. they can't! mephisto can't die! maybe it's better you don't know who your father is. no way, dude. i can't stand to leave things unfinished. it's like when you hear the first part of that song "come sail away" by styx. if i hear the first part of that song, i have to finish it. really? yeah, i can't do anything till it's done. ♪ i'm sailing a
it must be hell for him, going through all this. [ sighs ] there's a murderer free in south park!l next. who will they kill next? will it be jimbo? barbrady? the denver broncos? is he awake yet? he's bleeding pretty bad. don't let him bleed on my meredith baxter-birney memorial towel! what's a meredith baxter-birney memorial towel? i actually was with meredith baxter-birney in this very car. and afterwards, we used that towel to -- wait a minute. why am i telling you this? could you pull over...
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without temptation ♪ ♪ going down to south park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ ♪ ample parking day orr" ♪ ♪ heading on up to south park, gonna see if i can't unwind ♪ ♪ mrph rmhmhm rm! mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ ♪ come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine ♪ where's the bus? we're gonna be late for football practice. hiya, sparky. who's that? that's my new dog, sparky. he followed me to the bus stop. wow, cool! good boy, sparky. who's my best buddy? who's my buddy? who's my buddy? ugh! you're making me sick, dude! he's part doberman and part wolf. he's the toughest dog on the mountain. no way! everybody knows that sylvester is the toughest dog in south park. [ growling ] he's not meaner than sparky! oh, yeah? let's see. hey, sylvester! sparky will kick his ass! i'll put a dollar on sylvester. you're on, dude! that's it, sparky! kick his ass! [ dogs panting ] huh. he's doing something to his ass. he's not kicking his ass, but he's definitely doing something to his ass. sparky, bad dog! mrph rmhmhm rm! what?! yeah, dude, i think your dog is gay. what do you mean? that dog is a gay
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myself a time ♪ ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ humble folks without temptation ♪ ♪ going down to south parkoes behind ♪ ♪ ample parking day or night ♪ people spouting, "howdy, neighbor" ♪ ♪ heading on up to south park, gonna see if i can't unwind ♪ ♪ mrph rmhmhm rm! mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ ♪ come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine ♪ [ laughter ] that was awesome. yeah! would you boys like some cheesy poofs? get out of the way, mom! the "terrance & phillip thanksgiving special" is on. sure, hon. and, yeah, we want cheesy poofs! hey, terrance, looks like this might be a good place to start a new colony. it sure does, phillip. no one will oppress our religion here. [ farts ] aah! [ laughter ] you stained my pilgrim hat, butt pipe! did you guys see that? that was sweet. coming up next on "the terrance & phillip thanksgiving special," phillip farts on terrance and laughs. oh, cool! now a word from our sponsor. struthers: here in the heart of africa, children are dying, not from disease or war, but from hunger. i'm sally struthers. these children are in desperate need, and only -- hey,
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aaaaa-- and now, the exciting conclusion of "south park." aaaay! [ gurgling ] aah!ying this because we must be saved-a! the lord is powerful, and he will smote the sinners and send them to everlasting hell-a! if you do not live your life for him-a, then to the lake of fire you shall go-a! you see that, parents? your children have refused to come in to class since this morning! i'm afraid your son is the leader, ms. cartman. apparently, he's read the entire bible, and now he's scaring the hell out of everyone. poopie-kins! it's time to stop preaching damnation to everyone, sweetie. don't you guys, um, persecrute our religious beliefs! we're not trying to persecute you kids, but you're supposed to be in school! what purpose does school have? the bible says the only goal in this life is to praise god and get into heaven! this life is short. the afterlife is forever! don't listen to them, kids. you have to go to school! many of you knew kenny mccormick. he was a playful, school-going 8-year-old. and then yesterday, he was smacked down by the lord-a! god bitch-slapped hi
aaaaa-- and now, the exciting conclusion of "south park." aaaay! [ gurgling ] aah!ying this because we must be saved-a! the lord is powerful, and he will smote the sinners and send them to everlasting hell-a! if you do not live your life for him-a, then to the lake of fire you shall go-a! you see that, parents? your children have refused to come in to class since this morning! i'm afraid your son is the leader, ms. cartman. apparently, he's read the entire bible, and now he's scaring...
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myself a time ♪ ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ humble folks without temptation ♪ ♪ going down to south parkbehind ♪ ♪ ample parking day or night ♪ people spouting, "howdy, neighbor" ♪ ♪ heading on up to south park, gonna see if i can't unwind ♪ ♪ mrph rmhmhm rm! mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ ♪ come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine ♪ okay, children, we have a special guest today -- a woman recruiting young people for a national choir tour. now, i know that choir tours are totally stupid and lame, but please give her your full attention. go ahead. uh, thank you, mr. garrison. how are we all doing today? i can't hear you! i said, "how are we all doing?" [ farts ] eric cartman, you say "excuse me"! okay. go ahead. children, we are a national choir called "getting gay with kids." we're gonna do a big tour down in central america to help save the rain forest, and you can be a part of it. mrph rmhmhm rm. [ laughter ] kenny mccormick, you speak when you're spoken to! go ahead. we take kids from all over the country and put them in a choirwhere wee [ yawns ] to raise awareness about our vanis
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folks without temptation ♪ - ♪ i'm goin' down to south park ♪ ♪ gonna leave my woes behind - ♪ ample "howdy, neighbor" ♪ - ♪ headin' on up to south park, gonna see if i can't unwind ♪ - ♪ [muffled] - ♪ come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine ♪ yowell he must of listened... teaching your son to share. because he is about to take that awkward photo from freshman year... and share it with the entire company. woah woah woah woah. umm... let's not do that. here you go. introducing kids mode on the family friendly samsung galaxy s5. double your trade-in to get up to $200 for a limited time from any carrier or retailer in the u.s.
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♪ humble folks without temptation ♪ ♪ going down to south park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ ♪ ampleding on up to south park, gonna see if i can't unwind ♪ ♪ mrph rmhmhm rm! mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ ♪ come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine ♪ ♪ stinky britches ♪ you got stinky britches ♪ stinky, stinky britches what the hell are you singing? this new song by alanis morissette. i can't get it out of my head. ♪ stinky britches, you got stinky britches ♪ hello, children. ready for lunch? ♪ stinky britches, you got stinky, stinky -- ♪ eric, is there a problem? i can't get this song out of my head! "stinky britches" by alanis morissette? yeah! ♪ stinky, stinky britches children, did you say hi to mr. twig? hi, boys. how are you? when is mr. hat coming back? i told you never to say his name in my presence! but we hate mr. twig. mr. twig sucks. yeah. ♪ stinky britches it just so happens that mr. twig is far more stable than mr. hat could ever be, so he's the better puppet. he'd be better used as a coat rack. [ laughter ] how dare you?! come on, mr. twig! hello, there, children! he
♪ humble folks without temptation ♪ ♪ going down to south park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ ♪ ampleding on up to south park, gonna see if i can't unwind ♪ ♪ mrph rmhmhm rm! mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ ♪ come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine ♪ ♪ stinky britches ♪ you got stinky britches ♪ stinky, stinky britches what the hell are you singing? this new song by alanis morissette. i can't get it out of my head. ♪ stinky britches, you got stinky britches ♪...
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♪ ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ humble folks without temptation ♪ ♪ going down to south park, gonna leavean't unwind ♪ ♪ mrph rmhmhm rm! mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ ♪ come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine ♪ okay, children, step off the bus and form a group next to the nice redneck. i mean, rancher. hello, boys and girls. my name is rancher bob. let's all say hello to rancher bob. all: [ unenthusiastically ] hi, rancher bob. i'm pleased to show you all the wonderful world of beef. follow me. city kids get to go to museums for field trips. we get cow farms. now, out here, you can see our cattle. this is where the magic begins as the cows eat, sleep, and prepare for certain death. they look so delicious. now, here we have the slaughterhouse. this is where we turn the cows into steaks and burgers! ewww! ewww! ewww! ewww! aw, dude! anybody want a free sample? me, me, me, me! and in here, boys and girls, we have our veal ranch. [ dramatic music plays ] you see, with veal, the whole key is keeping the cows chained so they can't walk around or get any exercise. that way, their muscle tis
♪ ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ humble folks without temptation ♪ ♪ going down to south park, gonna leavean't unwind ♪ ♪ mrph rmhmhm rm! mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ ♪ come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine ♪ okay, children, step off the bus and form a group next to the nice redneck. i mean, rancher. hello, boys and girls. my name is rancher bob. let's all say hello to rancher bob. all: [ unenthusiastically ] hi, rancher bob. i'm pleased to show you all the wonderful...
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without temptation ♪ ♪ going down to south park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ ♪ ample parking day org on up to south park, gonna see if i can't unwind ♪ ♪ mrph rmhmhm rm! mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ ♪ come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine ♪ oi! there's a king croc right there. he must be 4 meters -- 12, 13 feet long, at least. this croc has enough power in his jaws to rip my head right off. mrph! i've got to be careful. so what i'm gonna do is sneak up on it and jam my thumb in its butt[bleep] holy crap, dude! if i get bit out here, i'm 200 kilometers from the nearest hospital. i better be real careful jamming my thumb in its butt[bleep] oh, boy, he is pissed off now. go, dude, go! i'm gonna jam my thumb in its butt[bleep] now! this should really piss it off. oh, yeah, that pissed it off all right! i got to be careful! this guy rules! mprh rmhmhm rm! i told you guys. well, that was quite an angry croc, but i managed to escape with only a few bruises and a shattered left testicle. next week, we'll look for more of these beautiful creatures so we can learn more about them by p
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♪ ♪ come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine ♪ mom, please, can we just leave?ys making fun of me for being fat. you're not fat. you're big-boned. that's what i told him, but he doesn't listen to reason. eric cartman? weak. hello, eric. hi, dr. lott. how is my little piggy today? hey! don't call me little piggy! i just say that because you're my little buddy. i'm just here for an eye exam. keep the fat jokes to yourself. hop up on the chair. don't break it, now. damn it! just kidding. let's see how your eyes are doing. all you have to do is read the letters. can you see the letters? yes. all right. read them out for me. "i... am a little pig-e." hey! [ laughs ] that does it! mom! no, no. that -- that was just a weird coinci-- i do not know how that happened. "i am little pig-e." wow. what are the odds of that? all right. let's get down to business. gee, that's a good idea. my mom isn't paying you to be a comedian. let's see. which is better, one or two? one or two? they look exactly the same. just pick one -- or two. i don't know. two. okay. one or two. one or t
♪ ♪ come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine ♪ mom, please, can we just leave?ys making fun of me for being fat. you're not fat. you're big-boned. that's what i told him, but he doesn't listen to reason. eric cartman? weak. hello, eric. hi, dr. lott. how is my little piggy today? hey! don't call me little piggy! i just say that because you're my little buddy. i'm just here for an eye exam. keep the fat jokes to yourself. hop up on the chair. don't break it, now. damn it!...
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myself a time ♪ ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ humble folks without temptation ♪ ♪ going down to south parke parking day or night ♪ people spouting, "howdy, neighbor" ♪ ♪ heading on up to south park, gonna see if i can't unwind ♪ ♪ mrph rmhmhm rm! mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ ♪ come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine ♪ i don't want to go to this stupid party! come on, stan, you're gonna have a great time. no, you guys are gonna have a great time. whenever there's a party, the adults get to have fun while the kids spend the night locked in the basement eating stale pretzels. well, your mom and i don't get out much, so you'll just have to bear through it. [ doorbell rings ] hello! welcome! m'kay? this is already a wild party! yeah, well, sorry we had to bring the kid along. we had nowhere else to put him. oh, that's okay. i've got a special kids' room down in the basement. aw! be sure to help yourself to the crab soufflé and the -- juanita! juanita! we need some more finger sandwiches! i don't want to hang out in the kids' room. i won't know anybody! it'll be good for you to make new fr
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myself a time ♪ ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ humble folks without temptation ♪ ♪ going down to south parkt ♪ people spouting, "howdy, neighbor" ♪ ♪ heading on up to south park, gonna see if i can't unwind ♪ ♪ mrph rmhmhm rm! mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ ♪ come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine ♪ my little brother's trying to follow me to school again! zeepoo nonner. ike, you can't come to school with me! [ giggling ] yeah, go home, you little dildo! dude, don't call my brother a dildo! what's a dildo? i don't know. and i'll bet cartman doesn't know, either. i know what it means! well, what? i'm not telling you. what's a dildo, kenny? mrph rmhmhm rm. mrph rmh rmphm. [ laughter ] hey, yeah, that's what kyle's little brother is, all right. ow! dude, that kicks ass! yeah, check this one out. ready, ike? kick the baby. don't kick the baby. kick the baby. [ squeals ] [ yawns ] cartman, looks like you didn't get much sleep last night. that's because i was having these bogus nightmares. really? what about? well, i dreamt that i was lying in my bed, in the dark, when all of a sudden, this b
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but the makers of "south park" have put it up on youtube. we've had no response from the washington redskins about the commercial. >> well, they are irreverent as always. >> it made people laugh. >> still to come here in a 7 on your side health alert two things you could be doing every single day to fight off a heart attack. >> and a shocking white house >> more now in our top story about the white house security breach and new details that came out in court today. >> iraq war veteran omar gonzalez is accused of scaling the white house fence friday night and getting into the home. >> tonight abc 7 has learned that authorities found weapons and ammo in gonzalez's car after he was caught at the white house. >> rich, what is security like there tonight? >> a lot of changes out here. you see pennsylvania avenue. this section in front of the white house. this is closed to vehicular traffic but for a while they pushed us back to lafayette park this way. now check it out. behind me now people are hanging out. once again leaning against the fence. a
but the makers of "south park" have put it up on youtube. we've had no response from the washington redskins about the commercial. >> well, they are irreverent as always. >> it made people laugh. >> still to come here in a 7 on your side health alert two things you could be doing every single day to fight off a heart attack. >> and a shocking white house >> more now in our top story about the white house security breach and new details that came out in...
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>> for "south park," yes.will watch regardless and people that hate the show will never watch it. it won't drive new viewers but it got everyone talking about it. social media was abuzz and it's funny. when they say exactly what the redskins have been saying and turn it around on them. it's brilliant. >> so do you think that -- they say the truth is spoken in jest and obviously you learn, which we do from "the daily show" we learn through humor and sometimes you go, huh, do i look that salilly? can humor change policies when it comes to something so serious? >> if the entire debate was one sided. if everyone who was against the name was from one specific side and everyone who wasn't was from another side it might have a better shot. you have 50-50. you have several indian tribes and several people in america who have said there's nothing wrong with this. others have said this is a problem. not likely to change policy but it will spark the debate. at the ends of the day, it's a cartoon. it's a show. >> that mak
>> for "south park," yes.will watch regardless and people that hate the show will never watch it. it won't drive new viewers but it got everyone talking about it. social media was abuzz and it's funny. when they say exactly what the redskins have been saying and turn it around on them. it's brilliant. >> so do you think that -- they say the truth is spoken in jest and obviously you learn, which we do from "the daily show" we learn through humor and sometimes you...
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the character fighting with the south park kids.ok a shot at everything and everybody. >> that's our broadcast for [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- andy samberg kevin durant
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and schneider is the team. >> i love south park, because they nail it.t is the other one i like, the simpsons. family guy is not the same but -- >> i think it is past your bedtime. >> it actually is, she is asleep by then. >> isn't there a crossover of the systimpson >>> all right, the average worker gets almost 100 e-mails a day and spends nearly a third of their work responding to them or reading them. google executive eric schmidt says many of us are still doing it wrong and shares tips to keeping it professional. the tips about keeping your in-box clean and be smartÑ?Ñjjj j have 6800 unread e-mails in my personal account, and fox, probably over 15,000. now, i'm going to delete all of those, not because i'm sure they didn't have something interesting to say. people who write e-mails that go on for two or three pages or as you once did to me, which is right, all caps when they're mad at you. >> did you send an all-caps e-mail? >> no, i did. >> and a most e-mail i get starts like, you fat commy son [ bleep ] and goes from there. so why should i answer i
and schneider is the team. >> i love south park, because they nail it.t is the other one i like, the simpsons. family guy is not the same but -- >> i think it is past your bedtime. >> it actually is, she is asleep by then. >> isn't there a crossover of the systimpson >>> all right, the average worker gets almost 100 e-mails a day and spends nearly a third of their work responding to them or reading them. google executive eric schmidt says many of us are still...
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and the lead platinum but the enlightenment to the historic area we're in the south of market the south park and in those areas where you have to be sensitive to the way you've designed it and given the quick approval that it can be challenging when you have agencies trying to protect a little bit of our history and they quickly saw our work and congratulations to the entire team and the development team i'm also excited about what this development means it's not only an office, by construction jobs will be here and continues to be a story of putting people back to work this are good marked jobs and this contract hire good folks i want to keep them business just by the men and women they hire are always good for the city we were there the other day with leader pelosi, you know, we have a great history of the city building our way and building new knows that are seismically sound and representing of the homes where a lot of new employers in this case have no more bicycle parking spaces than cars it's we have to have solar panels and to have this building is a good story interest to top it off
and the lead platinum but the enlightenment to the historic area we're in the south of market the south park and in those areas where you have to be sensitive to the way you've designed it and given the quick approval that it can be challenging when you have agencies trying to protect a little bit of our history and they quickly saw our work and congratulations to the entire team and the development team i'm also excited about what this development means it's not only an office, by construction...
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and schneider is the team. >> i love south park, because they nail it.ther one i like, the simpsons. family guy is not the same but -- >> i think it is past your bedtime. >> it actually is, she is asleep by then. >> isn't there a crossover of the systimpsosimpsons. >> all right, e-mail, drowning your in-box, help is on the way. >> now i'm killing germans in germany. woman: everyone in the nicu -- all the nurses wanted to watch him when he was there 118 days. everything that you thought was important to you changes in light of having a child that needs you every moment. i wouldn't trade him for the world. who matters most to you says the most about you. at massmutual we're owned by our policyowners, and they matter most to us. if you're caring for a child with special needs, our innovative special care program offers strategies that can help. >>> all right, the average worker gets almost 100 e-mails a day and spends nearly a third of their work responding to them or reading them. google executive eric schmidt says many of us are still doing it wrong and s
and schneider is the team. >> i love south park, because they nail it.ther one i like, the simpsons. family guy is not the same but -- >> i think it is past your bedtime. >> it actually is, she is asleep by then. >> isn't there a crossover of the systimpsosimpsons. >> all right, e-mail, drowning your in-box, help is on the way. >> now i'm killing germans in germany. woman: everyone in the nicu -- all the nurses wanted to watch him when he was there 118 days....
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. >> the redskins name change debate will be the plot of a south park episode this season. have you seen a clip of this? >> i did. really, really funny. comedy central released a preview over the weekend. here's a look. >> my name is dan schneider. proud owner of the washington redskins football team. in the name of decent si, i am asking that you please stop using the name washington redskins to refer to your company. >> stop, but why? >> you have no right to use our name to get attention. >> the trademark got pulled. >> don't you see that when you call your organization, the washington redskins, it's offensive to us? >> how is it offensive? >> it's derogatory, mr. cartman, it makes it feel like a joke. >> guys, i have total respect for you. when i named my company washington redskins, it was out of deep appreciation for my team and your people. >> we don't feel very respected. >> you can see how it can go both ways. south park nails these sort of hilarious situations that can come out of life. >> and that new season begins wednesday. i like this next story. a high school
. >> the redskins name change debate will be the plot of a south park episode this season. have you seen a clip of this? >> i did. really, really funny. comedy central released a preview over the weekend. here's a look. >> my name is dan schneider. proud owner of the washington redskins football team. in the name of decent si, i am asking that you please stop using the name washington redskins to refer to your company. >> stop, but why? >> you have no right to use...
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character from "south park" opens a business and names of the washington redskins. see when yout you call your organization the washington redskins it's offensive to us. >> how is it offensive? >> it's derogatory, mr. cartman. total respecte for you. when i named my company, it was out of deep appreciation for your team and your people. >> the commercial has been a top trending item all day on wjla.com. most people who saw it told us they thought it was funny. some questioned the decision to run it during a redskins game. >> hmm, you were surprised by it, right? >> yep. i flip the channel, by accident. >> if you want to join the discussion, go to wjla's facebook page. >> now it is time to catch up with a favorite face here. >> how do you feel staying up so late today? >> i slept until 8:30. >> how about the weather? >> it is refreshing. the 40's,probably in but it will warm up in the afternoon. a beautiful time lapse from the national harbor cam. the sunset this evening, high clouds streaming through. such a pretty picture. just before the sun went down, the ferris
character from "south park" opens a business and names of the washington redskins. see when yout you call your organization the washington redskins it's offensive to us. >> how is it offensive? >> it's derogatory, mr. cartman. total respecte for you. when i named my company, it was out of deep appreciation for your team and your people. >> the commercial has been a top trending item all day on wjla.com. most people who saw it told us they thought it was funny. some...
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in the premier later this week, "south park" will spoof the debate over the team's name. not surprisingly, that spot is getting mixed reaction from fans in our area. >>> a planned software redesign should cut down on the number of incorrectly issued parking tickets in the district. the city's department of public works says the change will require tag numbers to be entered twice. a department spokeswoman tells news4 it is similar to commercial sites that require you to enter a password or account number twice. the move comes amid complaints too many tickets are written for the wrong vehicles. the change should roll out over the next couple months. >>> most of us know the benefits of living in the washington area. but now a handful of local communities are getting national attention as well. in its annual list, "money" magazine ranked the best small cities in america to live. mckinnie, texas, took the number one spot. columbia, maryland, along with reston, virginia, made the top ten. rockville, bowie and dale city made the top 50. the magazine looked at the local economy, h
in the premier later this week, "south park" will spoof the debate over the team's name. not surprisingly, that spot is getting mixed reaction from fans in our area. >>> a planned software redesign should cut down on the number of incorrectly issued parking tickets in the district. the city's department of public works says the change will require tag numbers to be entered twice. a department spokeswoman tells news4 it is similar to commercial sites that require you to enter...
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>> coming up, how "south park" is entering the discussion over the name controversy. >>> imagine billboards like these lit up like television screens around principle john, gorges county. gorges county. gorgin fairfax county we had to cut a lot of waste. we consolidated offices. started sharing printers. we can walk a few feet. replaced computers, but kept the monitors. they still work fine. we even discovered that the phone company overcharged us by three million dollars! i approve this message because congress doesn't need another right winger. they need someone who can balance a budget. oh, and we definitely didn't need so many government studies. >>> now to the billboard backlash playing out in prince george's county this week. for years, residents there have called the signs an eyesore. but now there is a new plan to make them even more visible. bureau chief tracee wilkins is live now with both sides of this controversy. tracee? >> reporter: well, jim, this is a county that does not like billboards. and in the '90s, they moved to actually stop new billboards being built. so if you see
>> coming up, how "south park" is entering the discussion over the name controversy. >>> imagine billboards like these lit up like television screens around principle john, gorges county. gorges county. gorgin fairfax county we had to cut a lot of waste. we consolidated offices. started sharing printers. we can walk a few feet. replaced computers, but kept the monitors. they still work fine. we even discovered that the phone company overcharged us by three million...
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this legislation is to support the mixed residential and commercial character of 2nd street and south park to promote the economic diversity of the city, and support neighborhood-based planning and engagement of the south beach merchant association draft impermanent controls with the [inaudible] apartment >> this other market continues absorption due to neighborhood proximity due to downtown an existing proposed transit. this growth is important to the city yet we need to both preserve and encourage ground-floor neighborhood serving retail that makes us attractors attractive [inaudible] department of public health and department of public works on the process for issuing construction night permits on road closures. while many of her residence in [inaudible] are happy to see that residential growth finally happening in their neighborhood, and promise commitment to infrastructure finally being put into place, and seeing our economy swing back into force the economic successes also bringing a lot of construction in a very concentrated section of our city. we have existing residents. he counte
this legislation is to support the mixed residential and commercial character of 2nd street and south park to promote the economic diversity of the city, and support neighborhood-based planning and engagement of the south beach merchant association draft impermanent controls with the [inaudible] apartment >> this other market continues absorption due to neighborhood proximity due to downtown an existing proposed transit. this growth is important to the city yet we need to both preserve...
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a recent south park episode lampoons the entire affair. john stewart discussed it.ver this isutrage really what is going to force a change, more than anything congress could really do, frankly. guest joining us from new york. alice is joining us from florida. independent line. good morning. caller: hello. host: go ahead, al. the question is, why does the federal government get involved in all -- at all in this? why isn't congress doing something about the people out of work in the country? and getting industry back into instead of keeping it out of this country. how are you going to get people the to work to build economy again? as far as i can see, the economy is in the toilet right now. the call toyou for the nfl has strong lobbying in washington dc. how strong? $1.6 billion has been spent in campaigns. 26 lobbyists on its payrolls. it is nice to see bills introduced to try to repeal the tax exempt and enforce them to do something on the domestic violence issue, the money talks and tells you nothing will really happy and -- happen and this is a political issue to
a recent south park episode lampoons the entire affair. john stewart discussed it.ver this isutrage really what is going to force a change, more than anything congress could really do, frankly. guest joining us from new york. alice is joining us from florida. independent line. good morning. caller: hello. host: go ahead, al. the question is, why does the federal government get involved in all -- at all in this? why isn't congress doing something about the people out of work in the country? and...
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>>the kids from "south park" put a funny new spin on the washington redskins' *name controversy. the government recently stripped the team of its trademark. so in the ad, eric cartman starts his own company with the same name... and said he's using the name "redskins" out of deep appreciation for the team and its people. sound familiar? the ad aired only in the washington t-v market. actor vin diesel shared emotional stills from the newest "fast and furious 7" movie. they shows his character, dom, with the late paul walker's character, brian. diesel added he hopes walker, would have been proud of the work they've done. after walker's sudden death in 2013, the franchise had to change it's course. his character will "retire" in the film, as the storyline continues without him. it's still on track for an april 20-15 release. nasa's mars orbiter has some company on the red planet this morning. india has successfully launched its spacecraft into mars orbit. india becomes the first nation to arrive in mars orbit on its first try. it's also the first asian country to reach mars. getting
>>the kids from "south park" put a funny new spin on the washington redskins' *name controversy. the government recently stripped the team of its trademark. so in the ad, eric cartman starts his own company with the same name... and said he's using the name "redskins" out of deep appreciation for the team and its people. sound familiar? the ad aired only in the washington t-v market. actor vin diesel shared emotional stills from the newest "fast and furious...
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it happened yesterday afternoon in aroma park, 65 miles south of chicago. a 15-year-old boy was swimming in the kankakee river with three others, when he drowned. state police are investigating. an autopsy will be performed today on a 49-year-old man from chicago, who died after being pulled from lake michigan near montrose beach. the man was swimming about 25- feet from the shore yesterday morning, when witnesses say he started to struggle and went under. rescue crews found him about a half-hour later. the man was taken to the hospital, where he was pronounced dead. chicago police are looking for the men who beat to death a homeless man in the logan square neighborhood. it happened late saturday night in the 19-hundred block of north ridgeway avenue. authorities say a couple of men or boys jumped out of a car.. beat ernesto garcia.. then fled the scene. folks around the neighborhood knew him well.. frequently giving him food and a place to stay. they can't understand why someone would hurt him. >> i don't understand. he didn't have an evil bone in his body
it happened yesterday afternoon in aroma park, 65 miles south of chicago. a 15-year-old boy was swimming in the kankakee river with three others, when he drowned. state police are investigating. an autopsy will be performed today on a 49-year-old man from chicago, who died after being pulled from lake michigan near montrose beach. the man was swimming about 25- feet from the shore yesterday morning, when witnesses say he started to struggle and went under. rescue crews found him about a...
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he indulged in "south park" but was just as serious about filing a 3:00 a.m. story. he had a fondness for junk food he could not overcome. and despite his busy schedule he found time to skype his father to talk about his latest golf game. >> and again, the family is planning a private memorial for this friday for steven sotloff, but again even though they broke their silence today, they want to maintain their privacy as they continue to mourn. erin? >> alina, thank you very much. very poignant comments we heard today from steven sotloff's friend. and the family's comments come as the president of the united states today gave contradictory statements about his plans to deal with the man who slaughtered steven sotloff. first, at the nato summit, the president vowed to destroy isis. >> our objective is clear and that is to degrade and destroy isil. >> degrade and destroy, but then just a few minutes later the president said this. >> we can continue to shrink isil's sphere of influence to the point where it is a manageable problem. >> a manageable problem. jim sciutto sp
he indulged in "south park" but was just as serious about filing a 3:00 a.m. story. he had a fondness for junk food he could not overcome. and despite his busy schedule he found time to skype his father to talk about his latest golf game. >> and again, the family is planning a private memorial for this friday for steven sotloff, but again even though they broke their silence today, they want to maintain their privacy as they continue to mourn. erin? >> alina, thank you...
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. >> a man accused of beating an elderly man at a south bay park will be in court this morning. detectives say he attacked the victim in the rest room on witness. the assault came after the man confronted the suspect about an alleged indecent exposure. >> a car chase went through three bay area counties and ended in san francisco. the man reportedly shot at bystanders and police, who then returned fire, killing him. police will hold a press conference to give an update later. >> an alert from pittsburgh police say several flares wrapped together with rifle rounds were found in a vacant home near the high school. nobody was hurt. this morning investigators are trying to find the owner of the home. >> california has adopted new legislation designed to prevent sexual assaults from happening on campuses. california is the first to define when yes means yes. the person must have resisted an assault in order to have a complaint. students must ensure in advance either verbally or nonverbally that a sexual advance is desired. >> and in a veto message, governor brown said this bill went
. >> a man accused of beating an elderly man at a south bay park will be in court this morning. detectives say he attacked the victim in the rest room on witness. the assault came after the man confronted the suspect about an alleged indecent exposure. >> a car chase went through three bay area counties and ended in san francisco. the man reportedly shot at bystanders and police, who then returned fire, killing him. police will hold a press conference to give an update later....
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park a letter. officials at the south korean presidential office say abe suggested meeting her on the sidelines of conferences this november. park said the japanese must first take action on the so-called comfort women issue. she said relations after past summit talks became worse. and she said she would need to make thorough preparations to realize a meeting with abe. >>> a much awaited report on officials abducted to north korea will likely be delayed. officials in pyongyang have informed japan their investigation is still in the initial stage. japan's cheap cabinet secretary suga says pyongyang conveyed the information through diplomatic channels in beijing. >> translator: north korean officials said their special investigation committee is sincerely conducting investigations related to all japanese. they added that the investigations are still in an initial stage and expect they will be completed in about a year. they said they cannot comment beyond the current stage at this point. >> prime minister abe said he regrets that more time is needed for the first report. he said when north korean officials star
park a letter. officials at the south korean presidential office say abe suggested meeting her on the sidelines of conferences this november. park said the japanese must first take action on the so-called comfort women issue. she said relations after past summit talks became worse. and she said she would need to make thorough preparations to realize a meeting with abe. >>> a much awaited report on officials abducted to north korea will likely be delayed. officials in pyongyang have...
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south of the stadium. that's where the pamstadium is located, shower down toward glen burnie, that's moving away. that's good news. look at this storm. it's a very heavy storm now around college park and east. get ready if you're going out east west highway headed toward kettering and hardesty the next half hour and so, will produce heavy rain and possibly street flooding. we'll come back and look ahead to the weekend. right now we'll send it up 95, derek and jan. >> reporter: thanks, top. you mentioned tweeting there and you can tweet with us as well. we'll tweet with you all night #tnf @wusa9. >> reporter: we'll hope for the sake of those fans playing beer pong and our own mola lenghi that topper says the rain stays south. we'll see you in just a minute. >>> police are canvassing parks >>> police are canvassing parks inch by inch >>> we know now catherine hoggle lied about her children's whereabouts just before leaving chick-fil-a. this is why investigators are so concerned about the children's health and pushing with this investigation. investigators left no branch unturned today combing through darnestown park on foot early this afternoon. this is one place police must clear a
south of the stadium. that's where the pamstadium is located, shower down toward glen burnie, that's moving away. that's good news. look at this storm. it's a very heavy storm now around college park and east. get ready if you're going out east west highway headed toward kettering and hardesty the next half hour and so, will produce heavy rain and possibly street flooding. we'll come back and look ahead to the weekend. right now we'll send it up 95, derek and jan. >> reporter: thanks,...