the sister of stephen colbert. >> stephen: my sister lost. how could this happen? i was so sure lulu had won because cnn called it for sanford. but the voters -- what can i say -- the voters of south carolina have spoken. mark sanford beat my sister, and i believe that means mark sanford is now my sister. and on behalf of my entire family, i want to say we're deeply sorry about him. now i know how kevin manson must have felt. i mean, i feel so betrayed by south carolina. well, if they're going to turn their backs on my family, i'm turning my back on them. no, i am. from now on -- and i never thought i would ever say this -- i am from north carolina. no, i have to. i have to! i'm a tar heel now whatever the [bleep] that means. and as a north carolinan, i love our state bird, the cardinal. that's a stupid bird. but it's mine now and i love it as much as our state dog, the plott hound. jesus, well, whatever. but most shockingly, i will no longer enjoy south carolina's tanky, savory, juicy and deeply delicious barbecue, made with our unique mustard-based sauce. now ins

instead of a genuine person like stephen colbert. now folks, don't kid yourself-- (cheers and applause) >> stephen: and don't kid yourself, folks, this totally changes the game. don't get too comfy miley cyrus because the fake people are eligible, next year's top spot could be everyone's canadian girlfriend. will you never see her coming. she is a model but she can't come down because her parents have a farm and she has to work this summer. and maxim, i will not take this lying down. unless that's what your photographer wants. in which case-- i'm willing to wax everywhere. (laughter) we'll be right back. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody, my guest tonight is an internationally best selling author whose latest novel is inferno. what a coincidence, that's where i put all my book. please welcome dan brown! (cheers and applause) hey, mr. brown, nice to meet you. i haven't seen you since you and i were most influential people at time 100, you know. congrats, you still influential? >> deeply. >> stephen: because the

tv host and author stephen colbert spoke to them in charlottesville yesterday. even among the laughs and frank humor, he did inspire. >> you do not owe the previous generation anything. thanks to us, you owe it to the chinese. >> so have the courage to follow the example of your founder, thomas jefferson. the greatest mind of that most daring generation to create something new for yourselves. >> the event was the part of the university's annual valedictory exercises. >>> and everyone is talking ago this this morning, about last night's weekend update. seth meyers got some company. "snl" alum amy poehler helped out. a good thing, pretty funny too. it was bill hader's final night on the show. which meant he had to do his always unpredictable stefan character one last time. stefan though left meyers. he went off with another famous newscaster. he went off with anderson cooper. that prompted of course one of the funniest nights on "snl." a pretty funny sendoff for bill hader. >> ben affleck joined the five-time appearance club or whatever they call it. certainly ste

which brings me to my new segment exposing vast government conspiracies, stephen colbert's bat [bleepserious. ( cheers and applause ). now, folks, i've wanted to do this segment for a long time. but i haven't. why not? we'll look into that next time. but tonight's topic: are they coming after our guns? no. they're coming after our bullets. >> why is the department of homeland security using roughly a thousand rounds of ammunition more per person than the u.s. army? >> you have a homeland security department that's stock piling ammunition and kind of not telling us why. we don't trust them. >> the department of homeland security is purchasing 1.6 billion rounds of ammunition. >> the department of homeland security did buy 1.6 billion rounds of ammunition. >> stephen: 1.6 billion rounds? what are they trying to do? film a quintin tarantino movie? nation, follow me down the rabbit hole. if it even is a rabbit and not a ground hog in a costume. the federal government's suspicious ammo hoarding was first noticed by vigilant online conspiracy forums before it was picked up by conservative r

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easily defeating his democratic opponent, elizabeth colbert busch, who, by the way, is sister of stephen colbert go back about maybe three weeks ago, mark sanford was down by quite a big margin. >> the anecdotal evidence is it turned around last week. he made it clear nancy pelosi was trying to spend $1 million-plus in the district to take it away. and also it turned out that colbert busch, the democratic candidate, turned out to be weaker than thought z clammed up, disappeared, refused to talk about the issues. she eventually put herself out on the campaign trail by a four day bus trip but by that point people thought she was probably not up to the job. >> she was running from congressional democrats. is this a things to come in 2014? >> probably not. remember, this is a very republican district. mitt romney won it by 18 points. mark sanford won it by half that margin. there was a negative impact of his, you know, of his misdeeds in the past, his relationship with an argentine woman and misleading people where he was, he was on the appalachian trail. all of that hurt him. but she knew the only

i'm stephen colbert. your love is like a vacation. folks, i've got a confession to make-- i'm no fan of barack obama. there, i said it. somebody had to. but i am a fan of how he's handled the war on terror by following the exact same policies laid out by president bush. bush. ( laughter ) who followed the exact same policies laid out by. cheney, particularly his flying deathbot program which have some criticized because it's been used to kill americans overseas. but it's very limited in its scope in that only an informed, high-level government official can order your death. ( laughter ) that means the president or the secretary of state, definitely no lower than the postmaster general. ( laughter ) which i assume means no more killing on saturdays. ( laughter ) and it's all perfectly legal thanks to a 2001 congressional resolution called "the authorization for use of military force" or a.u.m.f. so-called, because it is what gives obama's unchecked killing authority that special oomph. now, here-- ( cheers and applause ) right here. is

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. >> we had stephen colbert up on the screen because he is the sister of libds -- the brother of elizabethbert bush. rick, you know the governor fairly well. >> i do. i was his first spokesman when he was congressman -- >> is he back? is he back? >> yeah, i got -- i got to tell you, this is a first step for mark to win back the trust of the voters. he messed up, and he's a good guy. and i think he will work very hard to try to win back the trust. whether or not he can do, it up to the voters. >> hats off to eric erickson and other on the right who said if he runs against nope he'll win. they -- against nancy pelosi he'll win. they were right. >>> next, how a tragic event helped advance news reporting coming up. [ male announcer ] need help keeping your digestive balance in sync? try align. it's the number one ge recommended probiotic that helps maintain digestive balance. ♪ stay in the groove with align. ♪ need help keeping your digesve balance in sync? try align. it's a probiotic that fortifies your digestive system with healthy bacteria 24/7. because your insides set the tone. stay in th

. >> i'm toure, mark sanford, stephen colbert, kozmo kramer. we have it all including jimmy williams. >> you may know him as ross the intern from "the tonight show." he is here to teach us what it really means to be a guy so crawl out of your man cave. it's time for "the cycle." >> we begin with incredible story everybody is talking about today. three women found alive after being missing for anywhere from nine to 14 years. police say amanda berry, gina dejesus and michele knight had been held inside a cleveland home against their will all that time. they were between the ages of 14 and 20 when they vanished in three separate incidents in the same general area. one of the women, amanda bettery, seen here on the right, reunited with her sister is being credited with engineering 53. the door wouldn't open, the samaritan helped her kick it down and berry played this frantic 911 call. >> help me, i'm amanda berry. >> do you need police, fire or ambulance. >> i need police. >> okay. what's going on there? >> i've been kidnapped and i've been missing

i'm stephen colbert. your love is like a vacation. folks, i've got a confession to make-- i'm no fan of barack obama. there, i said it. somebody had to. but i am a fan of how he's handled the war on terror by following the exact same policies laid out by president bush. bush. ( laughter ) who followed the exact same policies laid out by. cheney, particularly his flying deathbot program which have some criticized because it's been used to kill americans overseas. but it's very limited in its scope in that only an informed, high-level government official can order your death. ( laughter ) that means the president or the secretary of state, definitely no lower than the postmaster general. ( laughter ) which i assume means no more killing on saturdays. ( laughter ) and it's all perfectly legal thanks to a 2001 congressional resolution

>> stephen colbert is mourning his sister's loss to mark sanford in the race for south carolina's openin congress. he feels so betrayed by his home state that he's giving his allegiance to another state. take a look. >> from now on, and i never thought i would ever say this, i am from north carolina. i will no longer enjoy south carolina's tanningy, safery, juicy and deeply delicious barbecue made with our unique mustard-based sauce. now -- now, instead, i now officially love north carolina's sauceless vinegar based meat product that they call barbecue. [ applause ] that is -- i might just save the rest of that for later. okay. >> that is too good. oh, man. too good. anyway, let's go over to kim kardashian now. she got a lot of heat from critics after she wore a floral ground at a gala on monday night. even robin williams is chiming in. >> it's not that bad. >> i don't know. look at that. check out this tweet. robin williams saying he is comparing the dress to the won he wore in 1993 as mrs. doubtfire. the quote, he said, i think i wore it better and i think he did. i think he did. >>

sanford defeated the democrat elizabeth colbert bush, sister of comedy central's stephen colbert. >>> guilty of first-degree murder, the verdict in the phoenix trial of jodi arias. the event has become a spectacle, a tv series on cable all its own. a massive crowd cheered outside the courtroom when the verdict was read. almost five years ago her boyfriend travis alexander was found with 27 stab wounds, a gunshot wound, his throat slashed. so the first-degree murder verdict was not a surprise in this salacious case. now the penalty phase starts to decide on the death penalty. >>> still ahead for us tonight, doctors say millions of men have unnecessary surgery to treat prostate cancer. but tonight there is a new test to figure out if surgery is really necessary. >>> and later a new chapter perhaps in the making for great britain. what the queen did today that has her subjects thinking about what could come next. >>> we have medical news tonight on prostate cancer. of course any advance on this topic is important because of the 240,000 men diagnosed and the 30,000 who will die of it this

the republican defeated eed th sister of stephen colbert. my sister lost. how could this happen?d it for sanford. the voters of south carolina have spoken, mark sanford beat my sister and i think that means he is now my sister. >> this is "way too early." thanks for being up with us this morning. we have a lot of news to talk about on this thursday, may 9th. emotional testimony on capitol hill as congress continues to investigate the death of three american diplomats in libya last september, the revelations that came to light and how the white house is now responding. a jury convicts jodi arias of first-degree murder for killing her boyfriend. the next step in the salacious case, will the 32-year-old face the death penalty? we'll hear from the newly convicted murderer. >>> we begin in cleveland. 52-year-old ariel castro, new face of evil, has been charged with four counts of kidnapping and three counts of rape just days after three women and a young girl were rescued from his home. castro's two brothers were also arrested but have not

comedian stephen colbert.me it looked like the perfect crime in february when $50 million were stolen at an airport in brussels. the thieves were gone in seconds and all the police had to go on was a hole in the fence. well, today, a big break: 31 suspects were rounded up. 31 in belgium, france, and switzerland and many of the diamonds are reportedly recovered. some stars shine in the daytime. jeanne cooper was one of them. >> the house, the grounds, everything, what else do you want, phillip? what else do you want? >> pelley: for four decades here on cbs cooper played the matriarch katherine chancellor on the soap opera "the young and the restless." she was a real life mother of actor corbin bernsen. jeanne cooper died today. she was 84. an expert in building bodies helps an american hero rebuild his life when we come back. his life when we come back. [ male announcer ] with free package pickup from the united states postal service a budding artist can ship like a big business. just go online to pay, print an

sanford defeated elizabeth colbert bush sister of stephen colbert taking 54% of the vote. >>> the santara county supervisor who resigned over misuse of public funds will end up costing taxpayers more money. george shirakawa admitted to us ooing a county credit card for leisure trips and eating out. now it will cost the city $600,000 for an election to replace him. >> democracy, you know, does cost money. it's not cheap. it takes people to sort of, uhm, you know, run the election, uhm, and then all you can do is hope that people go out and -- and vote. >> santa clara county's board of supervisors voted unanimously to replace shiers with a special election june -- to replace shirakawa with a special election june 4. >>> coming up how sunshine can help your heart and a breakthrough in diagnosing prostate cancer. the test that may help avoids unnecessary surgery. >> and a remarkable recovery. how this 12-week-old pup survived a mon -- survived a month alone in a vehicle. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, >>> checking out the pollen count for today, oak, grass and mulberry will be moderate. more on your weat

his opponent in the special election on tuesday is elizabeth colbert bush, sister of comedian stephen colbert. it's a deeply republican district. as a successful businesswoman making her first bid for public office she's keeping true to her slogan -- elizabeth means business. >> we talked about protecting the taxpayers. it doesn't mean you take the money we saved and leave the country for a personal purpose. >> reporter: her brother has been beating up on sanford late nights on comedy central for years. >> you are incredibly boring. [ laughter ] >> reporter: the outcome will not determine the balance of power in washington, but it will decide whether mark sanford, first elected during the 1994 gop wave, has a second act in politics and a chance at redemption. jenny sanford says she wants to stay out of the race, but she's not been out of the picture. she accused her ex-husband of trespassing, sneaking into her house to watch the super bowl with one of their sons. in a 2009 interview with barbara walters, she did not count him out. >> i think a political future for him is probably -- would be

he's running against comedian stephen colbert's sister, elizabeth colbert bush.c he had a peculiar questions asked. >> you what is the last thing that you want vote tours focus on obviously not on your past behavior. >> well, it's absolutely been the topic of much conversation down here. it's been the topic about a million dollars worth of attack ads run against me. >> michael: and elizabeth colbert bush's famous brother made one final joke as he closed out last night's show. >> it's a special election to fill a vacant seat. it's a bittersweet moment because that vacant seat has the highest rating of anyone in congress. go get 'em lulu. >> michael: polls in south carolina close at the top of hour. donnie fowler joins us now to break down the sanford-colbert youbush race. welcome in "the war room." did sanford give the right answer? should people be focusing on his past foibles. >> he should have gone back to his message of how he likes to cut taxes and government. he should remind people that he voted to impeach bill clinton when clinton had a little dalliance. >

former governor mark sanford beat the sister of stephen colbert.dmitted to having an affair after famously claiming to be hiking on the appalachian trail. and he beat her 54-55. and he goes back to congress. and back to the market, and bring in chambers. an interesting total of the book "the death of wealth", a skull there. and i want to know if the little guy, our viewers, are they buying into the stock market rally? >> they came back on january the 1st. every year, you know, we're dieting and investing go together. january 1st is a big move for investors, it was very, very big this year in north america, we've got huge websites and share information and we saw a massive spike, january, february, march, the biggest spike in 4 or 5 years with new investors coming up and-- >> that's what you do you've got the hard evidence. it's not just personal opinions. the small guy, the little guy is back? >> in terms of new guys, and in terms of subscriptions, in terms of traffic, very, very big rush, january, february, march and anticipate. it's been a strong

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and there sister of comedy central host stephen colbert and you get a race that has captured national attention. head to the polls to fill a vacant house seat. their choices republican mark sanford and seeking political redemption with his bid for the office that he once held. >> just tremendously humbled to find ourselves in this spot. >> elizabeth colbert bush, his political opponent. >> my only pledge and special interest are to the people of south carolina district one. >> thanks to sanford's political baggage, she has a good shot at winning. later this week, presidential politics. two republicans who may want to run for the white house head to the states to kick off the primary and caucus calendar. senator rand paul of kentucky heads to iowa to keynote a gop dinner and bobby jindal headlines an event for local republicans in new hampshire. it's only may 2013, but in some ways it feel like 2016. christi? >> not already. paul, thank you so much. >>> a funeral director met with outraged and rejection over the possible burial of a boston bombing suspect. what is going to happen to ta

the sister of political comedian stephen colbert. four years ago.r days and later admitted he was off with his mistress in >> pam: sanford paid a 70- thousand dollar ethics fine. the largest in the state's history. >> jacqueline: not a bad day out there today pick. we did 74 and nab but, 73 in concord and 74 in san mateo and fremont. 64 and the city. the fault is settled back and moving over since francisco right now spreading into the bay shores overnight. still 68 in kerman at this hour. we do have a possibility of receiving in a few showers going on in lake tahoe right now that is rob brown activity form from a low pressure activities. we could eclipse from some of these crops rush hours. tonight the slight chance of shower with cooler temperatures toman well into mourning for the rest of the week we will have the extended forecast coming up. >> pam: still ahead. the dow soars past it's previous record. closing for the first time ever. above 15- thousand. plus: which san francisco restaurant is now being called the best new restaurant in the coun

. >>> stephen colbert gave the students words of wisdom. he recognized the top students and proffers at the university. >> you may learn sooner than tha most generations the hard lessol that you must always make the path for yourself. there is no secret society out there that will tap you on the t shoulder one night and show youu the way. because the true secret is, youu life will not be definded by the society that we have left you. >> colbert has unique ties to the university. he was rejected as he applied to the student. s he attended hamptom citiedny college. >>> president obama delivered d the commonment speech at morehouse college in georgia. he gave advice at the private all male historical plaque college. the president telling graduatesa they are leaving school at the time when the pbilitie roberts l endless. >> you're living in a time whenn technology and communication puo the world at your fingertips. your generation is uniquelyely poised for success unlike any generation of african-americans that came beforefr it. >> they include

career was sidetracked following an affair against democrat elizabeth colbert bush, sister of stephen colbertrand paul in the voting state of iowa. >>> i'm poppy harlow in new york. following friday's job report, wall street will continue to focus on the latest employment figures this week. unemployment has now fallen to 7.5%. it's still high, but it's a slight improvement. also on the docket this week, earnings from walt disney. we'll also near from sony. and markets in london and tokyo are closed on monday. we'll track all the latest business news all week on cnn money. >>> i'm a.j. hammer. here's what we're watching this week. two of o the hottest reality stars are with me. the battle of the baby bumps. i have my friend snooki to weigh in. talking about food, family, and everything. an all new season this week on "showbiz tonight." >> thanks, guys. >>> spoiler alert. i'm going to give away the ending. kidding. we can tell you it was a great beginning for "iron man 3." it took in $175 million in its opening weekend. that's a lot of money. that's the second biggest weekend ever behind only "

stephen: the mandarin. he's a bad guy, right. he's the heavy. >> mr. colberttephen: you can call me sir stephen. ( laughter ) >> let me give you-- you know, you're preempted. sir steven spielberg was knighted. he's an honorary knight. >> stephen: i was knighted by queen noor of jordan. >> that's wonderful. congratulations. >> stephen: thank you very much. >> and how are you referred to in jord? >> stephen: do you enjoy being a knight? >> let me go back to the previous question. >> stephen: i don't know if i'm going to let you. >> ah, well, okay. ( cheers and applause ) go back to your previous question there, benny. >> boys and girls, when you're playing a villain, the last thing you're supposed to do is play him villancously. he has to have a sense of righteousness. his political message is he has to believe in his sense of right. >> stephen: you have to do this, right? >> no, no, i have too much jewelry to do that. i'd scrape all the skin off my hands fidid that. >> stephen: what is this guy the mapped rin. as i said, the chinese made him man derren. he seem

stephen: the mandarin. he's a bad guy, right. he's the heavy. >> mr. colberttephen: you can call me sir stephen. ( laughter ) >> let me give you-- you know, you're preempted. sir steven spielberg was knighted. he's an honorary knight. >> stephen: i was knighted by queen noor of jordan. >> that's wonderful. congratulations. >> stephen: thank you very much. >> and how are you referred to in jord? >> stephen: do you enjoy being a knight? >> let me go back to the previous question. >> stephen: i don't know if i'm going to let you. >> ah, well, okay. ( cheers and applause ) go back to your previous question there, benny. >> boys and girls, when you're playing a villain, the last thing you're supposed to do is play him villancously. he has to have a sense of righteousness. his political message is he has to believe in his sense of right. >> stephen: you have to do this, right? >> no, no, i have too much jewelry to do that. i'd scrape all the skin off my hands fidid that. >> stephen: what is this guy the mapped rin. as i said, the chinese made him man derren. he seem

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in a huge comeback, really improbable in the terms of the numbers in south carolina against stephen colbert'ss she's known. we'll come back and talk about that. [ ♪ theme music ♪ ] >> cenk: we're back on the "the young turks." just two weeks ago elizabeth colbert bush was ahead, and now i'll give you the latest poll numbers in just a second. in south carolina he was asked don't you have trouble with female voters since you cheated on your wife and used tax-payer funds to do trips to meet your mistress. he said not at all. let's go around charleston and see if we can find a woman who is opposed to me. >> making the most of their final weekend of campaigning mark sanford and elizabeth colbert bush crisscross, the direct lookingdistrict, looking to wrap up the vote. >> i don't condone any of his private actions but i believe we're voting for his public office and not his private life. >> i can't vote for him to go back into public office, and be a representative of the values. >> cenk: on the other hand, sanford kept going around trying to find women and it wasn't that easy that said they're not

stephen colbert, nancy pelosi? i mean, come on. >> i mean it's fine. you want nancy pelosi to speak. then, you know, invite conservatives at some other indiscussion. there is no balance. no attempt to balance. >> bill: none. >> in 2007, bill. they looked at the top 50 universities. 42 invited liberals. there were 8, moderately conservative people. but, again, conservatives have basically ceded the intellectual touraine at college campuses. they shouldn't. >> bill: it's not conservative faults. >> conservatives don't go into ache academia. >> bill: they won't get hired. >> can't see the colleges and expect you have much of an effect on young people. >> bill: i don't think conservatives could do much of anything at this point other than stop giving money to the universities. i only have a minute left with you. eric holder, going to be forced to resign? >> i can't imagine his being able to stay, bill over the next 60 days, 30 days, i think eric holder will step aside. maybe he will say he doesn't want to be a distraction to the president. wants to move on

his ex-wife trespassing claims and an uptake of busch campaign support is fuel would by stephen colbert. >> we all know it is not a good idea to shake up a can of soda. what happens when a truck carrying an entire load of it overturns? our first stop in the fox trip across america. indiana, a road reopened after a coca-cola delivery truck flips on its side in i'm sorry. the driver -- indianapolis. ment driver had a sneezing fit and the truck flipped over and spim would coke everywhere. no one was hurt. in florida police releasing video of a close call for a pedestrian. this happened last month. a red light camera was rolling when a car plows through the intersection and slam would in another vehicle and miss being the ped -- pedestrian. >> i don't know how i got to the hospital. i would just tell him to slow down. >> the driver of the other car also hospitalized. >> illinois, high school senior miles turner roam -- fifth going to prom in style after being shot eight timings. he was protecting his cousin from gunfire from the school near alcoholchicago. a long road but he is making progr