stephen colbert? >> matt damon?god you're here. >> oifs just walking by, what happened to you, buddy, are you okay? >> you mean other than the vending machine? >> no, i'm not okay. this is so great, i have always wanted to be saved by a big star. >> wow, somebody call 911. >> you are big, right? >> yeah, however hollywood's measuring that this week. >> it's usually based on box office revenue. what was your latest movie? >> promised land. >> oh, yeah, the fracing movie? >> oh, i got to turn this off. yeah, no, it's me. >> i got -- >> wait, what? i'm on my way. jimmy kimmel got his head stuck in a mayonnaise jar. i'm coming, jimmy. >> i'm dying, somebody call cleanie. -- choony. >>> today was i think the fifth day of shark week on discovery channel and somehow a shark wound up on the subway in new york. true, commuters on the queens bound train happened upon this foot-long shark. it was very scary to be a rat on the subway today. how the shark got there nobody knows, maybe sharknado? and one man said it's the strange

. >> is stephen colbert really angry? or did he just pull off one of the more elaborate stunts you'll ever see? from ashton kutcher to matt damon, so many celebrities helping him to retaliate against the hottest pop band right now. we're going inside the viral sensation. >>> has stephen colbert ever not been happy? >> he's really angry, america. >>> good morning, america. i know some people that are really happy. here are the winning numbers in the lottery. get it out. 5, 25, 30, 58, 59 and the powerball, 32. >> oh, foiled by 32. >> just -- i was just going to say, that 32. >> we were close. so line up because we've all gone winless, except for three. two of them coming actually in new jersey. here's one look at little egg harbor. it is in the sandy disaster zone. so, some real joy headed to a place that could use it. meanwhile, our linsey davis tracking the latest overnight from another winning location in the state of new jersey. that's where we find her. south brunswick, the place. linsey davis, good morning to you. >>

stephen colbert on higher hourly wages.states walk out demanding twice the hourly salaries. >> $15 an hour. what do they think? the arches are made of gold? i mean the consequences of a wage increase are horrifying to kplag contemplate. there were 4.4 million front line cashiers, cooks and crew in the fast food industry. a living wage would eliminate 3.6 million poor people. that's the kind of thing hitler used to talk about. it only someone had been around to give him a happy meal. >>> jimmy kimmel talking about the new technology that allows facebook to predict what you'll be interested in on your news feed. >> facebook said they changed theal ga rhythm. it could determine which posts you will find interesting and if you miss them when posted, they move them back to the top of your list. what would be better is if they're able to figure out what things find uninteresting and to eliminate them, like this. >> preston's first solid food. >> warning, warning, you are about to upload 120 pictures of your baby eating peas. you

stephen colbert and friends sending up this summer's get lucky. here he is with bryan cranston. that the band daft punk cancelled on him leaving his show in the lurch. he called on his friends the rockettes, his friend matt damon. he even got henry kissinger to join in on the fun with colbert pulling a fred astaire. >>> when we come back health news for men and women, the neck pain. we show you the problem in your pack and purse. this guy. [ male announcer ] getting to know you is how we help you choose the humana medicare plan that works best for you. mi familia. ♪ [ male announcer ] we want to help you achieve your best health, so you can keep doing the things that are important to you. taking care of our customers. taking care of her. and the next thing on our list is bungee jumping. [ male announcer ] helping you... now that's what's important to us. [ male ♪nnouncer ] helping you... (announcer) answer the call of the grill with new friskies grillers, full of meaty tenders and crunchy bites. they're about 10 times softer and may have surface pores where bacteria can multiply

. >> is stephen colbert really angry?e of the more elaborate stunts you'll ever see. so many celebrities helping him retaliate against the hottest pop fans. we go inside the viral sensation. >> has stephen colbert ever not been happy? >> he's really angry, america. >>> good morning, america. i know some people that are really happy. here are the winning numbers in the lottery. get it out. 5, 25, 30, 58, 59 and the powerball, 32. >> oh. foiled by 32. >> just -- i was just going to say, that 32. >> we were close. line up because we've all gone winless. except for three. two of them coming actually in new jersey. here's one look at little egg harbor. it is in the sandy disaster zone. so, some real joy headed to a place that could use it. meanwhile, our linsey davis tracking the latest overnight from another winning location in the state of new jersey. that's where we find her. south brunswick, the place. linsey davis, good morning to you. >> reporter: good morning, josh. this is the super stop 'n shop. things opening up here

when it comes to honoring the president, nobody does it like stephen colbert. >>> tonight, i'm proud to declare that the area between 4 and 7 feet off the ground the ronald wilson reagan economic breathing zone. right up there. >> much more of that tonight in the side show. this is "hardball," the place for politics. discover card. i asked my husband to pay our bill, and he forgot. you have the it card and it's your first time missing a payment, so there's no late fee. really? yep! so is your husband off the hook? no. he went out for milk last week and came back with a puppy. hold it. hold it. hold it. at discover, we treat you like you'd treat you. get the it card with late payment forgiveness. and you know what i walked out with? [ slurps ] [ dad ] a new passat. [ dad ] 0% apr. 60 months. done and done. [ dad ] in that driveway, is a german-engineered piece of awesome. that i got for 0% apr. good one, dad. thank you, dalton. [ male announcer ] it's the car you won't stop talking about. ever. hurry in to the volkswagen best. thing. ever. event. and get 0% apr for 60 months, now unti

and our john muller has the story. >> reporter: overnight, late-night comedian stephen colbert speaksunk's 11th hour cancellation on his show, "the colbert report" last tuesday. in an interview, on a podcast, a very candid colbert, explains there was trouble from the get-go, booking this reclusive french duo. daft punk had agreed to appear on "the colbert report," but not perform their hit song or talk. >> do you want to cancel? i'm like, no. this is an interesting challenge. >> reporter: so, colbert got to work at what he does best, manufacturing some laughs. >> i'm like, okay. i'll do a video where i'm trying to convince them to do their song because it's so irresistible. it's a brain worm. you cannot get that thing out of your head. and that will be it. let's see who we could get to play with me. >> jeff bridges. >> reporter: a-listers from jeff bridges to bryan cranston, to matt damon. and, yes, even former secretary of state, henry kissinger. >> security. >> reporter: but was it for real or for laughs? when colbert claimed daft dunk pulled out just the day before their performanc

stephen colbert and friends sending up this summer's get lucky. here he is with bryan cranston. that the band daft punk cancelled on him leaving his show in the lurch. he called on his friends the rockettes, his friend matt damon. he even got henry kissinger to join in on the fun with colbert pulling a fred astaire. >>> when we come back health news for men and women, the neck pain. we show you the problem in your pack and purse. this guy. [ male announcer ] getting to know you is how we help you choose the humana medicare plan that works best for you. mi familia. ♪ [ male announcer ] we want to help you achieve your best health, so you can keep doing the things that are important to you. taking care of our customers. taking care of her. and the next thing on our list is bungee jumping. [ male announcer ] helping you... now that's what's important to us. [ male ♪nnouncer ] helping you... (announcer) answer the call of the grill with new friskies grillers, full of meaty tenders and crunchy bites. they're about 10 times softer and may have surface pores where bacteria can multiply

you know our thoughts. >>> stephen colbert is scorching the "gma" heat index this morning, with his versiond supposedly canceled on colbert. he retaliated with a bunch of his celeb friends to shoot their own video of the song. dan harris has the story. watch it, folks. >> i've been daft punk'd. >> reporter: stevphen colbert calling out mtv, for forcing his scheduled guest not to appear on his show. >> nobody told me until 2:00 yesterday. ♪ she's up all night till the sun ♪ ♪ i'm up all night to get some ♪ >> reporter: colbert said the duo, canceled at the last minute, for contractual obligations on the mtv video awards. these. >> these draft punk guys are french. they're not into exclusive relationships. i thought we could have a manage-a-show. maybe we could do it both. >> reporter: colbert brought on ashton kutcher, who had the show "punk'd." >> crazy. you're the greatest. >> reporter: and with that, colbert launched into his own music video version of "get lucky." featuring everybody from jeff bridges -- >> jeff bridges. ♪ >> reporter: to bryan cranston on roller skates. to matt damond.

it's called "stephen colbert's super coin toss." here's how it works. it all takes place in the enchanted realm of quarterria, all right? each player has farmers, soldiers, merchants and bandits. and the object is to cultivate enough grain that the merchants can sell to pay the soldiers to protect you from your opponent's bandits. and of course there are two giant robots who box. i can't wait. brandon, do you want to come in here and play with me? brandon, everybody. okay. brandon, there's the game for you. are you ready to do this? >> you bet. all right. to start, we put our tokens -- i've got a car and you've got a chicago sky scraper -- one space from the finish line. there you go. and whoever goes first wins the game. now, to determine that, we flip the medallion of fate which is designed to look exactly like a u.s. quarter, sold separately for $5. are you ready for some fun, brandon? >> i'm ready. stephen: call it in the air. heads. stephen: heads. god-damn-it. get out. get out, you cheater. [bleep]. yeah, go home to your cheating family, cheater.

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. >> is stephen colbert really angry? or did he pull off one of the more elaborate stunts you'll ever see. so many celebrities helping him retaliate against the hottest pop fans. we go inside the viral sensation. >> has stephen colbert ever not been happy? >> he's really angry, america. >>> good morning, america. i know some people that are really happy. here are the winning numbers in the lottery. get it out. 5, 25, 30, 58, 59 and the powerball, 32. >> oh. foiled by 32. >> just -- i was just going to say, that 32. >> we were close. line up because we've all gone winless. except for three. two of them coming actually in new jersey. here's one look at little egg harbor. it is in the sandy disaster zone. so, some real joy headed to a place that could use it. meanwhile, our linsey davis tracking the latest overnight from another winning location in the state of new jersey. that's where we find her. south brunswick, the place. linsey davis, good morning to you. >> reporter: good morning, josh. this is the super stop 'n shop.

. >> stephen, stephen colbert? >> matt damon, thank god you're here. >> well, just walking by what happen toud, buddy, you okay. >> you mean other than the vending machine? >> no, no, i mean the vending machine. >> then no, i'm not okay. >> hang on, i'm going to get you out. >> this is so great. i've always wantsed to be saved by a big star. >> wow, somebody call 911. >> you are big, right? >> yeah, however hollywood's measuring that this week. >> well, it's usually based on box office revenue, so what was your latest movie. >> promiseland. >> oh, the fracking movie. yeah, i like-- i-- i heard good things. >> i'm proud of it i cowrote it. >> yeah, yeah. >> so what kind of business did it do. >> you should probably stop talk. you're lossing a lot of blood, pal. >> that bad, huh? >> hey, listen, it was a labor of love, all right. it's not like one of the bourne movies. >> wow, and those bourne films were a few years ago now. what you have been doing lately? >> i will have you know that hbo is behind the candleabra wi

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now, let's head over to some late night stephen colbert an interesting take on the obama rodeo clownontroversy. take a look. >> i quit going to rodeos. every president is always made fun of. this is the height of achievement to be made fun of by the rodeo clown is actually success. this is a big deal. you have made it. >> exactly. >> i mean, nobel peace prize, eh. first black president, what evs. there is no higher honor than having a clown run around a dirt arena wearing a grotesque mask of your face while the announcer asks the crowd who wants to see this guy trampled. >> wedding season is coming up. jimmy kimmel apparently is scouting creative videographers. take a look. >> a wedding vidgrapher i guess wanted to try something different and attached a video camera to a remote controlled helicopter. i don't know why he did this, but here's how it turned out. >> there's the guy who did it, upside down. >> oh, man. i don't know what to say about that. so you know what we're going to do, head over to china where zoos are a little different than what you're used to probably seeing here

stephen colbert liked the idea so much that he's proposing another way to honor the former president. look. >> there's no place on earth too large or too arbitrary to honor the gipper's legacy. that's why tonight i am proud to declare that the area between four and seven feet off the ground the ronald wilson reagan economic breathing zone. right up there. [ laughter ] this, folks, this is the storied swath of american atmosphere within which ronald reagan's very own mouth was often found. i'm feeling a little woozy. i think i might sit down in the walter mondale, don't stand up for america's zone. >> next, new york mayoral candidate anthony weiner isn't winning any friends in the foreign press. the candidate showed off his surgically side last night as he surly side last night knocked on doors in harlem. he was making fun of germany with an awkward exchange from a reporter from "der spiegel". >> this? >> no, no. >> no doors, right? >> no. >> just gates. just thatch and huts, right? you have like plumbing and stuff like that? like indoor plumbing? >> no, no. >> flush toilets? >> no. th

stephen colbert liked the idea so much that he's proposing another way to honor the former president. take a look. >> there's no place on earth too large or too arbitrary to honor the gipper's legacy. that's why tonight i am proud to declare that the area between four and seven feet off the ground the ronald wilson reagan economic breathing zone. right up there. [ laughter ] this, folks, this is the storied swath of american atmosphere within which ronald reagan's very own mouth was often found. i'm feeling a little woozy. i think i might sit down in the walter mondale, don't stand up for america's zone. >> next, new york mayoral candidate anthony weiner isn't winning any friends in the foreign press. the candidate showed off his surgically side last night as he knocked on doors in harlem. he was making fun of germany with an awkward exchange from a reporter from der spiegle. >> this? >> no, no. >> no doors, right? >> no. >> just gates. just thatch and huts, right? you have like plumbing and stuff like that? like indoor plumbing? >> no, no. >> flush toilets? >> no. that's why i'm here

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here's what one of the board members carne ross told stephen colbert there. out of a working group that's been trying to set up an occupy bank that would actually replace the banking system in this because i believe and i think the other group members include a lot of wall street people dissidents from the system that you can't touch you reform the current system you can look to washington close at least to reform the current system therefore you've got to set up an alternative system that would be better that's the theory of change that we have. similar to a credit union this alternative banking system will be owned and controlled by its members but unlike a credit union anyone will be able to join the co-op is in no way will function like a bank they will not take deposits or offer loans and in occupy fashion the members will have no responsibilities or fees the only requirement is an active occupy card and members can choose whether they want to be active or not but if they are not taking deposits and they allow anyone to join for free i guess possibly wor

. >> is stephen colbert really angry? or did he just pull off one of the more elaborate stunts you'll ever see?

last night was supposed to be the much hyped appearance on stephen colbert's show.o hear their song this summer get lucky, were reported when the band no show. cobert improvised and held a dance party of his own. ♪ >> he lip synced and gyrated his way through the song. the back story is juicy. mtv brass strong armed the cobert report. that did not sit well with steven. he was surprised on air. >> they're going to make a surprise appearance on the mtv video music awards. spoiler alert, okay? don't tell anybody. because fun fact, no one told me until 2:00 yesterday. do not cross cobert. he will spoil your secrets and go right back to partying with matt damon. >>> the second awesomist thing on the internet today. this is the most wonderful time of the year, it's shark week. whether it's because of the popular shark themed entertainment like sharknado or nostalgic memories of shark youth. >> these photos were a viral hit today. the real and deceased shark on a queens bound train in new york. no one knows how it got there or where it came from. shark week is about conser

. >>> finally, last night stephen colbert performed this summer's hit song "get lucky" and guess whoguest appearance? henry kissinger. take a look. ♪ ♪ i'm up all night to get some ♪ i'm up all night to get lucky ♪ >> security. >> security. >>> anyway, up next, hillary, hillary, hillary. president obama's praising her, and the republicans are terrified of her. they should be. you're watching "hardball," the place for politics. >>> we had a great time. she had that post-administration glow. >> yeah. >> you know, when folks leave the white house. like two weeks later, they look great. i could not have more respect for her. she was a great secretary of state. very, very proud of the work she did. >> did you notice her measuring the drapes? anything like that? >> keep in mind, she's been there before. she doesn't have to measure. >> well, welcome back to "hardball." even jay leno asked the president about hillary clinton, and the republicans' reaction to the planned miniseries on hillary clinton and the cnn documentary about the former secretary of state has put her squarely back in the

this is what stephen colbert did. ♪ the legend of the phoenix ♪ it ends with beginnings ♪ what keepsinninging ♪ ♪ force from the beginning >> hey! jeff bridges! ♪ we've come too far ♪ to give up who we are ♪ ♪ let's raise the bar ♪ and it goes to the stars ♪ she's up all night ♪ i'm up all night ♪ she's up all night for good fun ♪ ♪ i'm audiotape you will night to get lucky we're up all night to the sun ♪ ♪ we're up all night for good fun ♪ ♪ we're up all night to get lucky ♪ >> so after five years what surprises you most about walt? ♪ we've come too far ♪ to give up ♪ who we are ♪ so let's raise the bar ♪ and to the stars ♪ she's up all night to the sun ♪ ♪ i'm up all night ♪ she's up all night for good fun i'm up all night to get lucky ♪ >> hard to tear your eyes off of it. there is more to the clip. watch the rest of the dance party on my facebook page. and i'm going to show sherri how collecting box tops for education earns cash for our school by shopping at walmart. come on. sherri, look at all these products that you can buy for your family with box tops. and look, four box top

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. >>> and speaking of henry kissinger, you have to check out stev stephen colbert's chips to punk a guest that cancelled on him. this is too good to miss. ♪ and it goes to the stars ♪ she's up all night to get stoned ♪ ♪ i'm up all night to get stoned ♪ ♪ i'm up all night to get lucky ♪ ♪ all night until the sun >> security. don't forget i'm having brunch with meghan tomorrow. who? meghan, my coworker. who? seriously? you've met her like three times. who? (sighs) geico. fifteen minutes could save you...well, you know. >>> president obama vowed to take action gaiagainst sexual assaults in the military. and the senate has not reached an agreement with kirsten gillibrand who wants to take the sexual assault complaints out of the chain of command. yesterday at camp pendleton, the president brought the issue to the front lines in front of the marines. >> our safety is for everyone in uniform and i want you to hear it directly from me, the commander in chief. it undermines what this military stands for, and it undermines what the marine corps stands for when sexual assault takes place within ou