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first up this weekend, wrapping up the comic con in san diego, h hobbitt's stephen colbert he showedo surprise the fans. some of the biggest surprise came from a couple of tweets th. ben affleck as the next batman. what do you think? great chin. then we got this, the new version of wonderwoman played by gail. this is when she's still coming from her amazonian paradise island. what do you think? >> i think it's great. >> jen thinks it great. >>> the highly-anticipated family guy/simpsons show s cros. >> greater team than -- keep going something else? >> something else. >> it's going to be epic. >>> this youtube video of a cat taking on an elephant. and you might be surprised who's really scared by whom here. the baby elephant may try to shake off its furry friend. he's the one losing the stare-down. the cat 1, elephant 0. i have to pay attention to reading the tell prompter. that's your cooler for this monday morning. jen is unimpressed. >>> we asked you for your ideas on how to speed up airport security. jen has the best responses that are appropriate for air. >> our viewers had some

stu and angry zigy smell something fishy, which is why it's time for another installment of stephen colbert's "bat [bleeped] serious." now, folks,er know what you're thinking. you're thinking, stephen, didn't you just do your "bat [bleeped] serious" segment last night to uncover the secret forces behind the surge in young immigrants? maybe. but here's a better question: why can i hear your thoughts? [laughter] because, nation, i'm starting to suspect the world cup might be some sort of organized global sporting event coordinated by dozens of foreign nations in an attempt to grab ahold of our attention, even worse, they're grabbing our attention with their feet. and there's more. dr. keith, ablow me. >> here's the world cup. that's what's going on. >> it's little too convenient when we have a president who i contend has it in for americans and we elected him because we were fearful at the time. we better elect someone who is not very patriotic, because, god, we could have terrorists attack us for being american. okay. so we did that. >> stephen: okay. so we did that. check that box. okay. whic

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. >> stephen: stephen colbert, the "colbert report." i have a 12-part question. re you going to answer any of my questions today? >> i'll say a lot. >> stephen: you'll say a lot? all right. are you still working for the white house officially right now? >> i have another 24 hours as white house press secretary, so -- >> stephen: okay, good. ( cheers and applause ). so i can still maintain a healthy contempt for you. because as soon as you're not working for that guy, you know i'm going to like you. >> well i hope so. >> stephen: what are you going to do? first of all, why are you quitting, you quitter? could you not take it? >> i got an e-mail from somebody calling me a quitter. >> stephen: you are a quitter, quitter. man up. there's a war about to start in iraq again. come on. don't you want to answer those questions? >> you know, i got an e-mail earlier this year from someone who said,un," you're the longest serving white house press secretary since the mid-90s." and i chebd, and it's true. i didn't quite realize that it was such a high-burnout job. because i--

. >> jeff: some big name authors have signed this boycott against amazon, stephen colbert has come out against amazon but also some smaller self-publishers are supporting amazon. amazon seems to have its financial leverage but are they losing the pr war. >> amazon certainly has the financial leverage. they are on track to be the second largest retailer in the united states. in their first-quarter results they just nudged out home depot. wal-mart is the only retailer in the u.s. bigger than amazon. they are huge. they vin credible resources but from the pr standpoint, there are a lot of people feeling very up set that they are trying to force the market to do their bidding and not let the book market decide what it needs on its own. >> the end is to be determined. peter, thank you very much. >> pleasure. >> jeff: the-- of dubai says wants to build the mall of the world. the project would encompass 8 million square feet and 20,000 hotel rooms. dubai has not said when the project will be finished. still ahead here, the faces of mt. rushmore and the face of the carver who put them there. h

and there's no better way to unanswer them than i in stephen colbert's "bat [bleeped] serious." [cheering and applause] folks, long-time viewers know that in "bat [bleeped] serious," i peel back the veil to expose hidden truths they don't want you to know. for instarntion did you know the fluoride the government puts in our water isn't even to control our minds? it's to strengthen our teeth. that way we won't get fillings and the rebel underground can't broadcast truth directly into our skull. [laughter] now, folks, these kids say they're coming here to escape poverty and violence, but my conservative colleagues and i know that the more likely explanation is the one we like more. just follow texas governor rick perry as he puts his head up his own rabbit hole. >> . you either have an incredibly inept administration or they're in on this somehow or other. i hate to be conspiratorial, but how do you move that many people from central america across mexico and then into the united states without their being a fairly coordinated effort. >> i hate to be con conspiratorial, too but th

i know, you know, listen, i've also people like stephen colbert just because it's fun. i follow a lot of people because i know that they will link me to interesting articles about ukraine or cyberwarfare or something that i'm otherwise going to miss. and so i say twitter you know, used in a certain way. and i assume as most of you, see it as a great facilitator, a new kind of curator that was otherwise unavailable. >> i'm so glad you came late because we hadn't even mentioned twitter. [laughter] >> you didn't mentioned twitter? i thought that was the title? >> what i'm try to seize we needed you spent i've been thinking about this the whole time. >> okay, but i'm getting the high side to want to thank all very much. it's been a very interesting evening, and good luck tomorrow. >> thank you. >> thank you all. [applause] >> and now the new york public library presents the winner of the helen bernstein book award for excellence in journalism to this year's nominees include dan fagin, sheri fink, david finkel, fred kaplan and jonathan katz. i'm to present a new public libra

elon musk spoke with stephen colbert. >> we want the car to be your friend.e next version, you're going to be able to name your car, like it's a pet. >> what would you name your car? >> i have named my car. i named it old faithful. >> news flash, you can name anything you want, any time you want. >> what is your car's name? >> the one i drive is duke. >> let's get the trade. you have been in tes la. >> i was in tes la in my ill-fated -- it has more to do with the market than tes la. in the long run, it's a great name to hold. but you can get it around 200 dl >> you can see, they can't keep up with the demands. but there are some competitors coming into the space. the chevy volt, it's not a competitor. bmw with a direct competitor, and they will affect that a lot. >> musk also spoke about what is in the pipeline. >> charging cables, i hate them. just walk into my house and they would charge. or i would have a subscription service, that would charge everything around me. >> the netflix of charging. he said he's not working on a jet pack. josh brown. >> that's g

stephen colbert is president and ceo of the international franchise association which has filed a federal lawsuit seeking to overturn the seattle law saying it treats franchises and other small businesses unequally. mckeanny howl is the owner of seattle-based plum restaurants and with the main street alliance. she's been the leader in getting the seattle minimum wage bill passed. great to see both of you guys. >> great to be back on, jj, thank you. >> thank you. >> i want to step back a moment from the franchise, the big business debate, about just talking about the minimum wage. mckeanny, you worked hard to get this bill passed. why do you think it's so important? >> i always believed in raising the minimum wage. to be perfectly honest we need a living wage. $9 an hour is not a living wage, neither is $7 or $2, which is the federal tip minimum wage. none of us sitting here debating this would accept that. we have to work hard to raise the wage for low-income workers because it boosts the economy. and with the raise of the wage in seattle, we're putting 3 billion more dollars into low-wag

fifteen you can go online and vote for any planets that have received multiple proposals good luck stephen colbert. boom bust is coming up next here on r t aaron ade joins us now for a quick preview erin what you got for us thanks lindsey coming up on boom bust social media company you think technology is apparently an organization with only one employee and zero profits it somehow has managed a four point five billion dollars valuation we'll look into how when and why coming right up and redacted tonight's saxes on the show this afternoon sam is sitting down with me to discuss amazon dot com profiting off of your kids in app purchases some shady stuff but it's all coming up sounds interesting thanks a lot aaron thank you and that does it for now everybody i'm lindsey frantz stay tuned like the lady said boom bust is coming up next. the financial world. series developments i mean i'm. only taking a. life. we live in a society where money reigns supreme and as a result our society does some really weird crap like lobby for more toxins in our drinking water that's very weird to do and yet it's happe

stephen colbert one it the last time and john stuart run -- one it for 10.did not get a nomination. they picked "the tonight show" with jimmy fallon. leno hasn't won since 95 cities going out without even a nomination. >> his show is not very good. although i love leno's garage on >> i think hboop with "game of thrones" is the lock. >> they have 99 nominations. cbs, the most nominations of any of the big four broadcast networks was only at 47. fox only had 18, less than what netflix had at 31. it is tremendous to see a the balance of power of programming has evolved. >> hbo has must see tv. you have to watch it. you and i were talking about watercooler talk -- those are the watercooler shows of our day. >> they have a competitive advantage. they don't have to worry about advertisers or sensors, so it's not a level playing field. >> but you have to pay to get them. the academyrue, but doesn't matter about that. what matters is the quality of the show. ones who can push the envelope will stop >> netflix is a game changer. disrupt, bute term they disrupted the

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that's stephen colbert. listen. >> this is all part of sarah's continuing mission to protect our freedoms at any cost. specifically 9.95 a month. sure, that's more than netflix. but it's just as good as house of cards with even more threatening monologues in the camera. >> it's a safe space where like-minded folks can hear things from someone they already agree with from someone they already know, where we palin heads can ask the important questions. among most popular is, what is your cancellation policy. because we palin fans want to be just like her and quit half way through our commitment. >> well, senator john mccain's daughter, meghan, had a different reaction yesterday, quote, i'm not going to subscribe. i got all my sarah palin i need for one lifetime. not me, i want to hear the loudest voice always in the clown car. next up, members of congress and their staff have been temporarily banned for editing wikipedia. changes were made anonymously the last several weeks. they were traced back it to several

so thank you. >> stephen: you did it, the colbert nation. did you it. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: edan lapuki, california, thank you so much. good luck. we'll be right back. ♪ say hello to stackerz. the treat that's got two tasty flavors. stackerz ain't just a treat. it's got real meat. new stackerz. sooooooooo meaty. >> welcome back, everybody, my guest tonight making her the highest ranking female politician in america history, sorry queen latifah, please welcome congresswoman nancy pelosi! (cheers and applause) congresswoman, thank you so much for joining us thanks for being back. it's always good to have a formidable adversary to be talking to acrossed table. all right? we meet again, my old nemesis,. >> hello my friend. >> stephen: hello. we're not so different, you and i. we both have our agendas. let's talk about the last one you tried to push on my show. the last time you were here we came to a meeting of the minds, you had something called the disclose ago where you would try to get politicians to disclose all the donations to their-- to t

i'm a big stephen colbert fan. that's the no. 1 threat, bears, to this country. don't forget that. bear sighting in rockville. as i tweeted out, make sure your garbage is in cans and not in bags. he's big. that's a pretty good sized bear. let's start with a live look outside, our live michael and son weather cam, just beautiful, pretty nice for this time of year, 85, dew point in the 50s, relative humidity still in the 30s. that's nice and winds out of the northeast at 5. so not >as cool but comfortable tonight, all right? heating up over the weekend, yes, back to reality. now a.m. and p.m. showers and/or a thunderstorm possible on saturday, it's not going to affect everybody. there will be a loon of showers between 9 a.m. and noon -- line of showers between 9 a.m. and noon, another line between 3 p.m. and 6:00. wait till 7:00 and we'll give you the all clear. yellow alert for sunday, the possibility of big thunderstorms. some of those could be heavy or severe. early tomorrow morning just a mix of sun and clouds, showers back to the west. by 9:00 perhaps a shower in loudoun county

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human culture and not enough about the issues of the day here's a stephen colbert had a simple. yes oh yes wonderful move to the enlightenment the seventeenth and eighteenth century intellectual revolution that believe that knowledge is worth acquiring and that the scientific method is superior to superstition and leech craft oh sure saw a course on bringing us pasteurized milk and vaccines so we can all live past age thirty who. who who who. so the talking answer of fox say that witchcraft is better approach than reason which leads me to wonder why this stars on the republican logo have been flipped upside down the satanic sign the goat sign the goat said it's rather than the stars of those fellows i was a comedian you know and one of my favorite comedians is bill barty's always rip and i don't it's going to have that and i mean i love his job have not been have any and i've been asking republicans ever since george bush ran for president and the stars upside down which is an international sign of distress you hang your flag upside down put in your window the police will knock