( explosion ) >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert!" tonight: keep calm and marry on! and, a "late show" animated christmas special. plus, stephen welcomes: rupaul and musical guest, ed sheeran featuring louis cato and the late show band! and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> stephen: yeah! ( cheers and applause ) i'm feeling it. are you feeling it? i hope you are. ( band playing ) ( cheers and applause ) how's it going? >> louis: thank you! you too. >> stephen: have a good one. have a good show. have a good show. have a good show. have a good show. >> louis: and you, and you, and you, and you! >> stephen: happy tuesday. have a good show, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) welcome, one and all... thank you very much, my friend. please have a seat. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. ladies and gentlemen-- ( cheers and applause ) it's a great day for love, and for loving love. and for those who love to love those who lo

i'm your host, stephen colbert. folk, i don't know about how are you feeling, folks-- folks, i come to you tonight grified, because raphaelfied. warnock beat herschel walker 51.4% to 48.6%! and terrified because 48.6% of georgians looked at herschel walker and said, "that guy should be a u.s. senator." but one of the biggest reasons i am gratified is that with the election over, i finally get to use these jokes we wrote a month ago, for election night: do we have-- do we have-- no, that's-- sealed with wax. that's back when new york was still under the feudal system, i think. let's get this open, what have we got here. warnock has won georgia! it's fitting he's a reverend, because when i hear that, all i can say is "thank god." this is a tough break for walker, though it'll take him a couple days to understand what has happened. this is a month-old joke. with this loss, walker is expected to return to his previous job, lying about having previous jobs. but on the bright side, it gives him more time to spend with his

(to the tune of "9 to 5") >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert!" tonight: walker texas loser! plus, stephen welcomes: kumail nanjiani. and mariah carey takes the colbert questionert. featuring louis cato and the late show band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hello. (cheers and applause) hello, hello, hello. happy wednesday. hey. hey, everybody. nice to see you up there. down here. please, have a seat, everybody. thanks, very much. thank you. that's-- that's all i wanted for christmas. >> stephen: welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. folk, i don't know about how are you feeling, folks folks, i come to you tonight both gratified and terrified. gratified, because raphael beat herschel walker 51. 51.4% to 48.6%! and terrified because 48.6% of georgians looked at herschel walker and said, "that guy should be a u.s. senator." but one of the biggest reasons i am gratified is that with the election over, i finally get to use these jokes we

i'm your host, stephen colbert. (cheers and applause). >> stephen: ladies and gentlemen, it's a great day for love, and for loving love. and for those who love to love those who love love. because this afternoon, president biden signed the "respect for marriage act," which guarantees legal recognition of all marriages. that is great news! and i hope you were listening, alan and brad. no more excuses! grandma's not going to live forever. i booked the doubletree by the lake for june 9th. get a linen suit. huge change in american society. since 2004, support for same-sex marriage has gone from 42% to 68%. and even among republicans, -- that number-- has gone from % to 43%. so, progress. but, still slightly less than the number of republicans who believe j.f.k. jr. is going to rise from the dead to create an even better pillow. (applause) the white house made the signing a big event, with drag queens in attendance on the south lawn. that's how we should celebrate every new piece of legislation. "here to commemorate the p

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! (cheers and applause). >> stephen: hello, hello. hey, everybody. hey, silt down. very kind. welcome. welcome, ladies and gentlemen, one and all to the late show, i'm your host, stephen colbert. do feel that excitement, it's a big night, because today was the georgia senate runoff between democratic senator and dad listening to his daughter explain the difference between "love island" and "love is blind," raphael warnock, and republican challenger and self-aware cinderblock, herschel walker. voters were out at the polls all day, and at 11:35 eastern time, with zero-percent of precincts reporting, because we taped the show at 5:30, "the late show" is ready to project that herschel walker... does not belong in the senate. cheesier place. >> stephen: we can project. we can declare. the u.s. senate is it's no place for people whose brains don't work because of football injuries. it's a place for people whose brains don't work because they're 1,000 years old. one thing we do know about today

. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert!" tonight: warnock gonna take it! visits the troops at thule air base in northern greenland with chief master sergeant of the space force, roger a. towberman and a special appearance by sturgill simpson featuring louis cato and the late show band! and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> stephen: little. beautiful. you're beautiful. ( band playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> louis: check that out, check that out. stretch! >> stephen: good to see you. hello! hello, hello, hello, hello. happy tuesday. hey, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) hey, sit down. you're very kind. welcome. welcome, ladies and gentlemen, one and all, to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. and it is-- ( cheers and applause ) do you feel that excitement? >> louis: oh, yeah! >> stephen: you know what that's about! it's a big night, because today was the georgia senate runoff between democratic senator and man listening to his daughter explain

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: happy thursday. thanks, everybody. welcome, welcome one and all, down here, up there, all around the world. welcome to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. this right now-- ( cheers and applause ) this is our last show of 2022. we made it! my new year's resolutions are going to be "working out more" and "not having to talk about nazis." i wonder-- ( applause ) i wonder which one i'll have to break first. the year is ending on a bang. what looked like a slow news day has suddenly been transformed into a brasing moment of history. and it's all thanks to the former president. yesterday, he posted on his social media site promising a major announcement tomorrow, along with this video: >> america needs a superhero. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> stephen: huh. kind of mysterious. what would he possibly use laser vision for? jim, can we pull out a little bit? there you go. that makes sense. that's on brand. ( applause ) no one knew what

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! stephen: hey, right over there. sorry. hello, hello, hello hello. hello. happy wednesday. >> stephen: welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. we are one month past the 2022 (cheers and applause) we are one month past the 2022 election, which means we are deep into the 2024 election. we've already got so many fantastic candidates from the old guy with red tie to old guy with lue tie. but there's one less-old guy making a name for himself in the g.o.p.: florida governor ron desantis, seen here with, let's say, his miami caught in a vice. a new "wall street journal" poll says that, in a hypothetical g.o.p. primary matchup, desantis beats the former president 52 to 38%. yay? also boo? hard to know who to root for here. that's like a poll between gonorrhea and a slightly more racist gonorrhea. (applause) , apologies to gonorrhea. this is all because, what with the insurrections and the hitler dinners, only the most conservative voters are still backing the ex-president.

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( applause ) >> stephen: hey! have a lovely, have a lovely, have a lovely, have a lovely. there it is. there it is. >> audience: stephen! stephen! >> stephen: thank you, mark! wooo! wooo! ♪ ♪ ♪ get some! you want some? come get some! bang, boom! ( cheers and applause ) what's up? what's up? you got a problem? what's up, bro? thank you, everybody. thank you, everybody. welcome, welcome, one and all to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) well, folks, the suspense has finally broken. we've been waiting for nine days to learn who would control the house of representatives. well, you know what they say: good things come to those who wait. not this time, because the republicans have won control of the house of representatives. ( audience boos ) i know, i know, it's disappointing. though, it is nice to see republicans take the house without any zip ties. votes are still-- ( cheers and applause ) it's refreshing, is what it is. votes are still being counte

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! rs and applause ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: please, have a seat, everybody. welcome, welcome, one and all, to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. i certainly hope-- ( cheers and applause ) i hope you had a great weekend. i spent mine being fancy, attending president biden's first white house state dinner. just look at the beautiful evie mcgee-colbert and her doughy plus-one. ( laughter ) she cleans up real nice. it was a great night. the white house is nice. christmas decorations were beautiful, and the whole shebang was thrown in honor of french president emmanuel macron, seen here making his glass of champagne blush. ( laughter ) good-looking fella. the stereotype-- here's the thing, the stereotype is that french men are suave and charming, and emmanuel macron did nothing to fight that stereotype. when i met him-- and this is true-- he leaned in and said "enchante" and "ooh la-la, was my baguette buttered." ( cheers and applause ) and when evie met him, he gav

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! ♪ ♪ ♪ oh! you snuck up on me! that's not nice. ♪ ♪ ♪ hey, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> stephen: louis cato. that is you, right? >> louis: it is me, it is me. i'm here. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: have a good show. have a good show. have a-- have a-- happy thursday. happy thursday. >> audience: stephen, stephen! >> stephen: hey, everybody! ( rim shot ) there you go. thank you very much. please, have a seat. i am, among other things, your host, stephen colbert. and i think-- ( cheers and applause ) i speak for all of us, in here, out there watching, everyone in the theater, when we say our hearts go out to the people of florida right now. if you're looking for something you can do right away, you could go to "the late show's" twitter page, and at the top, we have pinned a list of charities that are standing by, right now, ready to help. and they need help, because hurricane ian has ravaged the state. in the last 2

. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight: twetweedle dum. stephen welcomes: john krasinski and sarah polley featuring louis cato and the late show band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: whoa! wow! #. >> stephen: oh! oh! hey! wooo! hey, everybody! when you're right, you're right, baby. when you're right, you're right. up here, down there. thank you, ladies and gentlemen. thank you, my friends. ♪ ♪ ♪ that's a thursday vibe. >> louis: a thursday vibe. >> stephen: fantastic. that is amazing. you know what that is, louis? that is a thursday audience? you cannot fake that feel right there. >> louis: unmistakable. >> stephen: you can't bottle it. welcome to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. it is thursday-- ( cheers and applause ) it is thursday, december 1st, which means, by law, you must throw out that turkey from thanksgiving. stuffing's probably still good. ask a loved one to give it a sniff. ( laughter ) spe

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! rs and applause ) ♪ ♪ ♪ >> stephen: hello, hello! oh! oh! you know what? i think you might be my best friend. ♪ ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) ( cheers andla good to see you. good to see you. ( cheers and applause >> louis: let's go! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: exactly right. hey, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) please sit down, everybody. thank you. thanks. welcome, welcome, one and all, in here, out there, all around the world, mr. and mrs. america, and all the ships at sea, to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. right now, the big story-- ( cheers and applause ) the big story continues to be the extraordinary damage wreaked on florida by hurricane ian. it's going to be a long road back for these people. if you're looking for a way to help, we've got a list of charities pinned to our twitter account, @colbertlateshow. you can go there. please give generously. we hope the state of florida gets back to normal soon, because, in florida, normal is still very strange

. >>> here are tonight's guests were the late show with stephen colbert. >>> san francisco police areooking at the circumstances that led to a baby boy nearly dying after eating fentanyl at a public playground. yesterday he had a medical emergency. the report says the person claiming to be the child's parent posted on social media that his son needed to be revived with narcan after ingesting fentanyl. the police are not confirming those details but do tell us that officers searched the park for drugs, but did not find any. tonight, kpix is getting answers to the complaint made by community members after the mysterious dust in martinez over things getting weekends. county health officials tell us of the white ashley substance was released by the martinez refining company. health officials said the company failed to notify them before hand. i do not think there was any immediate health risks as a result of the dust, they did say it had higher than normal levels of heavy metal. they also say anyone experiencing respiratory issues should contact contra costa county health. >>> onto our bi

>> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight: hoops, there she is! stephen welcomes: alicia keys and eddie izzard featuring louis cato and the late show band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! oh, thank you so much. it's wonderful to see you. please take a seat. ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) good to see you. >> louis: good to see you, man. >> stephen: love the glasses. >> louis: oh, thank you, man! >> stephen: hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. >> audience: stephen! stephen. >> stephen: happy thursday! my friends! ( cheers and applause ) oh, my friends. good to see you again. ( cheers and applause ) up here, down there. all around. ♪ ♪ ♪ thank you, everybody. welcome, welcome, one and all to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. and here's something-- ( cheers and applause ) here's something you rarely hear: there's good news out of russia... ( laughter ) because this morning

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! eers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: i'm not sure what that was. good to see you. happy, happy, happy, happy. monday, that's right, that's right. hello! thanks, everybody. please, have a seat, everybody. you're too kind. welcome, welcome, one and all to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. and tonight, ladies and gentlemen, i am over the moon. because yesterday, an american spacecraft came back from it! here's what's happening: nasa is working on something called the artemis program, the first human trip to the moon since the early 1970s. we're gettin' your golf ball back, alan shepard! ( laughter ) all right, play it where it lies. and the mission passed its first big test this past month, with a launch in the middle of the night, lunarhorbit. and safe splashdown in the pacific, completing its 26-day, 1.4-million-mile journey! welcome back, orion! ( cheers and applause ) job well done. been gone for a month. i have so much to tell you

>>> here are the guests on the late show with stephen colbert. >>> okay, the warriors. they have, you know, some issues to work out. >> yeah, it is early december. if this was april, then just go ahead and start shaking and figuring uh-oh. what's happening? >> don't we all have issues? >> i have a feeling. >> we have the nba up top and the warriors. shorthanded tonight. no curry. no green. no wiggins and they almost got away with it in the beehive state. will hart of the utah jazz coach. jordan clarkson did not respond well. tempers flared. clarkton with his quote bravado, close quote, got ejected for squaring up. warriors got two free-throws out of it and led by four. jazz needed a quick bucket. the next possession on the inbound, jordan poole crossed up. here came the go ahead score. that is how the jazz won the game. 124-123. the overall, the warriors are 13-13 after two straight losses. >>> nhl and the sharks with the canucks. it got physical. sharks led with four minutes to go in the third. but a late goal by andre kusmenko tied it up at 5-5 and sent the game to ov

the late show with stephen colbert is up next. the news continues streaming on cbs news bay area. by cbs >> elon musk has outfitted twitter's headquarters with bedrooms for employees. part of his hard-core vision of twitter. according to one source, it's yet another unspoken sign of disrespect. there's no discussion, just like beds showed up. (to the tune of "9 to 5")

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> stephen: i got you. i got you. all right. watch out for him. keep your eyes on this one. happy wednesday. >> audience: stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: hello! >> louis: you can feel it. you can feel it. ( applause ) >> stephen: welcome, welcome, in here, up there, out there, to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. and, folks, i am feeling, i gotta say pretty darn good, and i feel a little bad about that, because i feel great about somebody going to prison. you're not supposed to feel good about that. the lord says no. yesterday, in a trial over the horrific events of january 6th, the founder of the oath keepers, stewart rhodes, was found guilty of seditious conspiracy. ( cheers and applause ) that,s that my friends-- yes. that's a big one. that is a big one. that's insurrection with a creamy center right there. right there. rhodes was also found guilty of other bad stuff, which is why he is now facing a maximum of 60 years in pr

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! applause ) >> stephen: oh, that's right! od to see nd applause ) good to see you. good to see you. hey, everybody! welcome, welcome, one and all to "the late show." the. i am your host, stephen colbert. and i don't-- ( cheers and applause ) i don't know about you, but one week ago tonight, i was a little stressed out-- you know, just about silly stuff, that in retrospect i shouldn't have been too concerned about, like the rising tide of fascism. ( laughter ) and then the election came, and i continued to be stressed out for four more days, because we didn't know who had won in nevada. well, turns out, what happens in vegas takes four days to figure out what the hell happened. ( laughter and applause ) ( cheers and applause ) but-- but-- there you go. but on saturday night, we learned that the democrats are keeping control of the senate! ( cheers and applause ) ahhh. >> louis: there you go. >> stephen: phew! ahh. turns out that red wave was actually a blue splash, just as the maxipad c

. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." t: plus, stephen welcomes: alicia keys and eddie izzard featuring louis cato and the late show band. ed and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >>ph:d you. >> louis: good to see you, man. >> stephen: hello, hello. >> audience: stephen! stephen. >> stephen: happy thursday! my friends! oh, my friends. good to see you again. ( cheers and applause ) up here. down there. all around. ♪ ♪ ♪ thank you, everybody. welcome, welcome, one and all to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. and here's something-- ( applause ) here's something you rare hear: there's good news out of russia, because this morning, wrongfully-detained w.n.b.a. star brittney griner was released from russian detention! boom! ( applause ) putin tried to take griner to the rack and is rejected! now brittney is coming home, but she has to dribble the entire time, or it is traveling. ( laughter ) this is a big wi

comedian, stephen colbert is also in attendance tonight. several other guests throughout the night, we are going to be showing you many of those individuals and their arrivals. a few others on the guest list, the democrat from delaware. senator susan collins, the republican of maine, secretary of state, antony blinken, actress, jennifer garner, the president's son hunter biden is in attendance tonight, just one of those more than 400 guests and now we are going to show you some of those guests arriving a bit earlier this evening. >> the honorable philip murphy, governor of new jersey and this is tammy murphy. the arable john carney, governor of yeller and misses tracy wing garney -- of delaware and misses tracy william carney. >> thank you very much. terrible -- the honorable keisha land bottoms -- lance bottoms. >> can i say that here? i think it will be a great lead in georgia on tuesday. i am not saying it as a bulldogs fan. we just had to make sure the people continue to turn out. but i am. very encouraging. >> is the president going to

. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight: tweetle dumb! omes: john krasinski and sarah polley featuring louis cato and the late show band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: whoa! wooo-hoo-hoo-hoo! wooo! wow! la! ( band playing ) whoop! whoop! ( band playing ) ( cheers and applause ) oh! oh! >> louis: hey! >> stephen: oh! >> louis: wooo! >> stephen: hey! >> louis: ha-ha! ha-ha! >> stephen: wooo! ( cheers and applause ) hey, everybody! >> louis: wow! >> audience: stephen, stephen! ( chanting ) >> stephen: when you're right, you're right, baby. when you're right, you're right. up here, down there-- ( chanting ) thank you, ladies and gentlemen. ( cheers and applause ) thank you, my friends. ♪ ♪ ♪ i love the thursday-- that's a thursday vibe. >> louis: that's a thursday vibe. >> stephen: that's fantastic. ( cheers and applause ) that is amazing. you know what that is, louis? that is a thursday audience! you cannot fake that feeling right there. ( cheers

. >>> here are tonight's guest simulation with stephen colbert. actor john david washington and tennis super star, naomi osaka. have heart failure and still experience unresolved symptoms? heart failure and seemingly unrelated symptoms like carpal tunnel syndrome... ...shortness of breath... ...irregular heartbeat... ...and lower back pain could mean something more serious called attr-cm a rare, underdiagnosed disease that worsens over time, so it's important to recognize the signs. sound like you? call your cardiologist and ask about attr-cm. ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ get exclusive offers on select new volvo models. contact your volvo retailer to learn more. >>> you know it's a tale of two warriors, the home warriors, they're usually reliable and rock solid, but something happens when the pacers com . we've got them up there to beat them in overtime tonight. a rough night for steph curry, scoring 12 points in just 3-17 shooting. but klay thompson caught fire and carried the team. here a second quarter three tied the game at 42. he had eight threes, a part of a 22

>> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert!" tonight: kicking and screaming! plus, stephen welcomes: sally field and maria ressa featuring louis cato and the late show band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! ( cheers and applause ) it's you, baby! i knew you would be here if i asked, and there you are. ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) stay strong. stay strong. take it this way. >> louis: this way? >> stephen: look that way. ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) ( audience chanting "stephen" ) >> stephen: thanks, everybody! welcome, everybody. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. and, ladies and gentlemen... ( cheers and applause ) i-- i-- you can hear that right in this room right now. you are stoked, i am stoked. because today the u.s. played iran at the world cup. it was win or go home... ( cheers and applause ) and we won, baby! whoo! ( cheers and applause ) w-o-o! w-o-o! check it-- wait, sor

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ause ) >> stephen: hello! beautiful crowd! there you go! ( band playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> louis: just for now. >> stephen: just for now. hello, hello, hello. ( cheers and applause ) have a seat, everybody. thank you very much. hello, tom. how are you? ( cheers and applause ) what's up? welcome, one and all, to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) now, i don't-- folks, i don't want to jinx anything... but it is really beginning to look like there may possibly be a small chance of, some time in the future, consequences for former president, pepto abysmal. ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) because-- just friday? friday. because on friday, attorney general merrick garland named a specialelident. it's former federal prosecutor and general zod's cousin... ( laughter ) jack smith. kneel before smith! jack smith-- if that is his real name-- has a hell of a resume. to take this assignment, he had to leave his current job at the hague, where he i

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>> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight: blame on you! plus, stephen welcomes: emily blunt and george saunders featuring louis cato and the late show band. and now, live on tape from ed scity, ste colbe( eers a ap) ♪ ♪ ♪ >> stephen: hey, everybody. hey! hey, everybody. down here, up there, everyone in the front, the back, balcony, way up top. out there. welcome to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. ladies and gentlemen-- ( cheers and applause ) thank you, citizen. it has been two days since the midterm elections, and the big political story today is that there is no big story today. we still don't know the big questions yet. that's still hanging out there. we still don't know who controls the house and senate. but results could come in at any so cbs news has given me the midterms buzzer, and they promised, it will go off-- we acquired this technology from the cheesecake factory. this will vibrate as soon as our democracy is ready. or my jalapeno poppers. whichever comes first. put that right in there. as of right now, arizon

. >> anyway, jon stewart and stephen colbert were kind of a comedy team on comedy central. excuse me, i've been invited to a grouse hunting party, just a few dozen men, some stable boys. all of us and kills, naturally. and here's the fun part, john. whoever shoots the goose-- >> people lump them together, in a way, and still do, because they like them together. >> is that her? >> yes. >> we are going to need a special locker for the head. >> that is a terrific thing, when you have another actor that you feel you have chemistry with >>> and confused. >> is not going to get us alone, because he things we are too old. >> too old? i was blasting drake all the way here. >> it is good to be with jen, and working with her, and people say we have chemistry, now, if we do, it is because we just really love each other, and we enjoy each other, and we have fun. and i know that i can trust her, and she can trust me, and i know she's got my back. >> mel comes over every night. >> every night. >> how long is that relationship? >> from 1950 on. >> mel and i we were in dayton, we were havi

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who urged him not to take the cnn job now whenever they talk stephen colbert starts i told you serving in new york convicted of raping one woman in a split decision jurors acquitted him or reached no verdict on other charges by three women including california first lady jennifer newsome, weinstein faces 18 - 24 years in a california prison a top of the 21 year new york sentence what was outrageous was weinstein's lawyer saint was conceptual calling gavin newsom's wife another bimbo who slept with harvey weinstein to get ahead. she said they use sexism, misogyny and bullying tactics to intimidate and ridicule of survivors. and china own tiktok has fired for employees for spying on journalist during the leak inquiry by tracking ip addresses the report is financial times which called the surveillance completely unacceptable and forbes slammed the assault on free press, that is really stupid when lawmakers are trying to ban on national security grounds, i almost made it that is it for this edition of "mediabuzz". i hope you're having a great christmas you can subscribe to my podca

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