and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] >> stephen: hey! please have a seat, my friends. welcome one at all to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. and let me tell ya. holy mother of pearl! on the off-chance that you're just waking up from a 48-hour bender, there is only one story anybody is talking about, and it's a humdinger, so prepare to get your ding hummed. president joe biden has dropped out of the 2024 presidential race. i mean, it's shocking but this makes sense. it'll give him time to rest up for 2028. i wanna salute this good man for the selfless act of stepping aside from being the most powerful person in the world for [cheers and applause] i believe this act puts joe biden in league with history's most selfless leaders, roman general cincinnatus, the father of our country, george washington, and kim catrall, who has stepped down as samantha after pelosi showed her the polls. biden made this historic announcement in a letter that said, "it has been the greatest honor of my life t

so i am proud to bring you... >> stephen colbert's disney pixar frozen 3. t to legal? hi, kids. i'm stephen. i know pretty much all there is no because once i read the whole internet on a dare. who's got a question? >> how far does the ocean go down? >> stephen: that's a good question, talia. research vessels are constantly scouring the water for more information but many scientists theorize the ocean goes all the way to the bottom. >> hi, stephen. who is your favorite rock star? mine is david bowie. >> stephen: i wish i could agree with you, sydney, but my favorite rock star is zigg stardust so i'm afraid you and i have nothing in common. >> what is your favorite glasses? >> stephen: i like a crystal glass with some hand-cut fluting. compact and weighty. i like to put something in it called an old-fashioned which is like if apple juice had some pretty strong opinions. and did not keep them to itself. next. >> [indistinct] >> stephen: [mumbling] his wife's name was mary todd. >> if you were an animal, what animal would you be? >> stephen: well, i certainly w

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ♪ ♪ >> stephen: there you are. oh, my god. hello. hey! welcome. welcome, my friends, to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] the audiene has that joyful vibe you get. a beautiful day here today in new york. the sun was shining. the birds were chirping. and kamala harris is now the betting favorite to win the 2024 presidential election! [cheers and applause] you can take that to the bank because a majority of our nation's gamblers could never be wrong. that joke brought to you tonight by draft kings. draft kings: she'll win the white house or you'll lose your house. of course, the harris-walz campaign is facing some big, important questions, like... "uh, what's up with that guy's face?" [laughter] apparently, voters can't stop talking about how much older tim walz looks than kamala harris even though, and this may shock you, at 60, walz is just six months older than harris. oh, oh, oh, i think i know the reason. women in america are not allowed to age. takes a lot

we have the creeps. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert"! tonight... dnc you there! community calendar with sean hayes! and billie eilish takes the colbert questionert. plus, stephen welcomes hiroyuki sanada! and musical guests koe wetzel with jessie murph! featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] >> stephen: please have a seat, everybody. welcome one and all to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. ladies and gentlemen, we are just days away from the democratic national convention, and "the late show" will be there all week, live from chicago! the windy city! [cheering] all next week. the miami of lake michigan! the city of big shoulders meets the man with the wide hips! now that kamala harris is at the top of the ticket, all of a sudden, energy is exploding around the dnc. as one organizer put it, "before, it was going to be a wake. now it's going to be mardi gras." yeah! looking forward to it. looking forward to it. yep, i

. ♪ ♪ >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert"! tonight... hot topic! , stephen welcomes "pod save america"! and musical guest lake street dive! featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ♪ ♪ >> stephen: oh! look at that! [cheers and applause] thank you, my friends. thank you. welcome! please have a seat, everybody. thank you very much. you are very kind. welcome one and all to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] i do not say this often enough, but my audience is extremely hot. [cheering] literally, 'cause they stood outside for hours in what experts are calling a record-breaking heat wave. it is so hot in new york that the pantless guy on the subway is wearing his linen penis. [laughter] it's breathable. but it wrinkles like crazy. and it's not just here. 265 million americans are facing temperatures in the high 90s, thanks to a phenomenon known as a "heat dome," which our very own cbs senior weather producer david parkinson described a

>> announcer: it's the late show live with stephen colbert. , stephen welcomes senator elizabeth warren and a musical guest, featuring louis kato in the late show band. and now, live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it is stephen colbert. ♪ ♪ >> stephen: beautiful. thank you. happy tuesday. hey, everybody good to see you. thank you very much. please have a seat. you are very kind. the electricity. the electricity of the live show. [cheers and applause] please have a seat, everyone. welcome, one at all to the late show. i am your host, stephen colbert. as you can see, legally we could not put that there unless we were alive tonight after night two of the republican national convention and i am happy to be inside an air-conditioned theater because it was so hot today in new york that when i saw the cancel sky on the subway, i was looking in a mirror. [laughter] >> stephen: got to air it out. [cheers and applause] the extreme weather is not limited to the east coast. yesterday, chicago suffered widespread damage from multiple widespr

and now, live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ have a good show.on!- thursday, thursday, thursday, baby. >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen! whoo! this is amazing. these people! [cheering] welcome. please have a seat. my friends. my neighbors, my countrymen. please pop a squat, my man. thank you. thank you, fellow americans. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] and i come to you... see that right there? we are live and i come to you now on night four of the republican national convention and we are live. but after watching that speech, i'm dead inside. tonight was the rnc's grand finale, and the theme was "make america great once again," or magoa. very appropriate because after a week ofthis garbage, ima-go-a lie down for a while. there you go. there you go. [cheers and applause] now, coincidentally... maybe have a little help. coincidentally, magoa is also what trump sometimes accidentally calls his wife. "

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> stephen: oh! hope you like this one. good luck. welcome. welcome, one and all to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. folks, you know on this show, our promise to you is that we talk about only the top stories. these are the stories that everybody's talking about. which is why i must report that the country has been hit with a new meme. it appears to be a promotional image for the new movie starring andrew garfield and florence pugh, the movie is called "we live in time," a heart-wrenching saga about a marriage surviving through life's many -- oh, my god! what is wrong with that horse? look, i'm going to say what we're all thinking. that pony is tripping balls on ketamine. do we know what's going on? we don't know. the image is out there. what's going on with the image. the internet's been having a great time with it today, moving the horse around, putting the horse into other movies. here's the thing. i want to be fair to whoever created this, whoe

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> stephen: there you go. oh, my god! have a seat, my friends. welcome. welcome one and all to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. ladies and gentlemen, we're back. happy to be back. we've been off for two weeks, and over the vacation, i've been doing something that i haven't done in a long time: and that's enjoying the news. and it's all because of vice president kamala harris. [cheers and applause] her 11th-hour candidacy has super-charged this campaign. it reminds me of when the cleveland cavaliers drafted lebron james to replace joe biden. [laughter] now, according to "the new york times." this is a times poll? this is a new york times-siena college-downy scent booster beads poll, kamala harris is ahead of donald trump by four percentage points in the battleground states of wisconsin, pennsylvania, and michigan. now, know, i know. love these people. love these people. folks, i know that sounds exciting, but remember: if we've learned anything

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> stephen: beautiful. oh, hi. oh, my goodness. [cheers and applause] welcome. welcome, one and all to "the late show." i'm yur host, stephen colbert. [cheering] folks, it has been -- how long has it been? it's been four days since joe biden's historic announcement that he is dropping out of the 2024 presidential race, and last night, in what was to me a very moving oval office address, biden explained his choice to the american people. >> i revere this office, but i love my country more. it's been the honor of my life to serve as your president. but in the defense of democracy, which is at stake, i think it's more important than any title. >> stephen: that humility and self-sacrifice is so beautiful and truly patriotic. and a refreshing change from the last guy. you cannot imagine. [applause] you cannot imagine. once the speech was done, biden joined staff out in the rose garden ice cream. not only was there an ice cream party, sources say president biden also ha

stephen colbert and anchor caitlin collins bring us are video of the day. an and subjective. >> i know you guys are objective over there that you report the news as it is. >> i know, cnn makes a... >> was not supposed to be a laugh line? >> it was not supposed to be but i guess it is. >> greg: it was not supposed to be a lifeline but it share is. even the audiences in on the joke that see an and is objective even if the host and guest are not. there was a real laugh like that on the late show? that was before stephen letterman quit. that is him, by the way. tigris, they were kind of shocked by the reaction. >> they live in their bubble. the fact that she was on there as a celebrity supposed to be a journalist but that is what they're trying to do trying to make their journalists like a cool and hip. because the truth is out there. i think that gives me hope that the people are not buying it. i love how uncomfortable they both were. their bubble got burst for a second. was that supposed to be funny? and people are like do you not hear yourself spee? do not s

and now, live on tape from the auditorium in chicago, it's stephen colbert! ♪ ♪ >> stephen: whoo!re it is. hello, chicago! >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: there you go. welcome! thank you, everybody. please have a seat! we've got to go. we are live. please have a seat, everybody. thank you so much. welcome one and all in here, out there, all around the world to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. ladies and gentlemen. as you can tell. as you can tell from the vibrations, we are live from chicago tonight! the windy city. following night one of the democratic national convention. and we are broadcasting from the historic auditorium theater. that feeling you can't get anywhere else. how are you feeling, 4,000 people in my live audience? [cheers and applause] the auditorium is beautiful and historic and cavernous. jim, can we get a shot of the balcony up there? that balcony right over there. there we go. now, jim, jim, please? jimmy, can we please get a shot of how i look from up there? hello! this is the first theater i've ever performed where the last

and now, live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! >> stephen: whoo! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ have a good show. wednesday, wednesday. hump day. hump day. over the top. over it. hey, everybody! how is it going, my friends? hello, thomas. hello. thank you very much. down here, up there. ♪ ♪ the top of it. thanks, everybody. please have a seat. welcome, welcome one and all in here, out there to "the late show," i'm your host even called stephen colbert. ladies and gentlemen, these people know but i hope you know, we are live tonight. night three, this is three, night three of the republican national convention. i've been watching for three straight nights, and i've discovered, i did not know this, politcians can be both horrifying and boring at the same time. it's called borifying, and the only thing that helps is massive doses of whimsy. louis, a little bubble music, please! [jaunty old-time music] ♪ ♪ each one of these little bursting bubbles represents a tiny piece of my soul. whee! the first night's theme, monday, the first night's t

. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert"! tonight... read 'em and veep! plus, stephen welcomes melinda french gates! and saoirse-monica jackson! featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> stephen: fantastic. welcome. welcome one and all. welcome to "the late show," everybody. i'm your host, stephen colbert. ladies and gentlemen. [cheering] i'm a little worried, because since sunday afternoon, i haven't been that worried. [cheering] and that is -- that is deeply troubling. i personally blame our next president, kamala harris. [cheering] everybody... it's what i hear. i'm just reading the papers. everybody's been buzzing over her ascent to the top of the democratic ticket. and now we've got some hard data to back up all that enthusiasm, but i want to be cautious and just preface this by saying polls have been wrong all year, polls don't vote, people do. this far out, it's just a snapshot of the present opinion, and you cannot place any

now, live from the auditorium in chicago, it's stephen colbert! ers and applause] >> stephen: thank you very much! ♪ ♪ hello. >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: hello. hey, everybody! we are on the comeback trail right now. hunkered down, find an extra gear. we are in it to win it. please have a seat, everybody. [cheering] hello. hello, america. welcome. please have a seat, everybody. please have a seat. hello, america. hello, chicago and welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] we are live right there, after night three of the democratic national convention. [cheers and applause] broadcasting from the beautiful auditorium theater in chicago. now, eagle-eyed viewers may have noticed that, due to how generous the portions are in chicago, each night i will be wearing a slightly larger suit. tonight, another exciting night at the dnc. starting off, we heard from some lesser-known public servants like michigan attorney general dana nessel. who had strong words for those who oppose marriage equality

. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight... hey stolsticer! first, stephen welcomes... jeremy allen white and ava duvernay! featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> stephen: hey! have a good show. happy thursday! happy thursday! please have a seat, ladies and gentlemen, welcome one and all to "the late show," i'm your host, stephen colbert. ladies and gentlemen... [cheering] the energy, do you feel that? that's summertime energy and not just any summertime. it's june 20th, and you may not realize this but this is the summer solstice. [cheers and applause] longest day of the year. i never miss a summer solstice because i keep time with the new apple ihenge. the solstice is the longest day of the year, as i said, and also the official start of summer, which, of course, raises the question, what the hell has this past week been? if not summer? it is so hot in new york that tourists in times square are lining up to have thei

>> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert! tonight, vice to meet you! er's day first draft with stephen and evie. plus, stephen welcomes jude law and musical guest nathaniel rateliff and the night sweats. featuring louis cato and "the late show band." and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] >> stephen: come on! can't stop us! beautiful. please have a seat, everybody. thank you very much. that special spark you can't fake, that's a thursday audience right there. you know? welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert, everybody! [cheers and applause] the 2024 presidential election is fast approaching. as hard as it is to believe, in just five months, the candidates will be even older. convicted felon donald trump needs all the campaign cash he can get to pay his legal fees, so yesterday he sent out a fund-raising email with the subject "haul out the guillotine." [laughter] now, those of you with a refined palate might detect a subtle note of mob violence there. but trump

now, live from the auditorium in chicago, it's stephen colbert! ers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> stephen: hello, chicago! baby. however, good to see you. hey, everybody! thank you very much. come on! whoo! there you go. there you go. [cheering] thank you, everybody. come on now. please have a seat. thanks, everybody. have a seat. you're very kind. thank you, chicago. welcome, in here, out there, all around chicagoland. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] we are live after the epic night four of the democratic national convention. [cheering] i don't know about y'all. i don't know about y'all but after a week of live shows, watching all this energy and joy and purpose tonight, i feel like i just fell out of a coconut tree. because here's the context. moments ago, the democrats formally nominated the first woman of color to ever have a national party. kamala harris. there you go. write that down in your history books. put that in your wikipedias. to honor the suffrage movement at this moment, men delegates and speakers were

now, live from the auditorium in chicago, it's stephen colbert! : hello! hello! have a good, have a good. tuesday. happy tuesday, happy tuesday. hello! >> stephen! stephen! >> stephen: thank you, everybody. isn't that nice? now we're good. now we are grounded, baby. [cheering] that's nice. thank you, everybody. please have a seat. thank you, ladies and gentlemen. up here, down there, everybody in the middle. welcome. thank you, my friends. please. relax yourself. welcome one and all in here, out there, to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. and we are live, live after night two of the democratic national convention here in chicago. once again, we are broadcasting from chicago's historic auditorium theater, which is beautiful. and huge. jim, can we get a shot of the top balcony? jim? [cheering] jim, i said the top balcony. [cheering] this theater, this theater feels like a wave that's about to crash down on me. hello everybody up there. stay safe! and please don't forget to tip your sherpas. tonight, over at the united center, the democ

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pivot as no one saw them hate three months ago so they can get away with the flip-flopping unlike stephen colbert because he gets guys like me for ratings. and i'm like the mcdonald's they stop at on the way home so on behalf of fox news saturday night i think dirtbags like stephen colbert who thinks failing comedy audiences by being activists. >> laura: just be a comedian and you can poke fun of everyone. and it's funnier that way. thank you for joining us and always great to see you. that is it for tonight and remember it's america now and forever and we are here in texas. >> welcome to a special edition of jesse watters prime time. i am will cain. >>> donald trump on a media spree appeared on a popular streamer and held hostile press conference and 18 rounds of golf on youtube and sat down with fox and friends weekend for 90 minutes but last night he talked with elon musk alive on a social media platform x for two hours but technical issues but once they got things going they could deep dive into the top issues and millions tuned in. >> it's nice to have a forum or i can discuss something at l

pivot as no one saw them hate three months ago so they can get away with the flip-flopping unlike stephen colbertfor ratings. and i'm like the mcdonald's they stop at on the way home so on behalf of fox news saturday night i think dirtbags like stephen colbert who thinks failing comedy audiences by being activists. >> laura: just be a comedian and you can poke fun of everyone. and it's funnier that way. thank you for joining us and always great to see you. that is it for tonight and remember it's america now and forever and we are here in texas.

. >>> protesters crashed nancy pelosi's interview with stephen colbert.s 5g network connects a hundred thousand delta employees so they can make every customer feel like they've arrived before they've left the ground. this is how business goes further with t-mobile for business. >>> let's take a look on stage at the dnc. you can see kind of a side shot of tim walz. he has a big speech tonight to introduce himself to much of america. we don't know that much about him, except maybe that he gets called coach an awful lot. also, following the obamas last night, those are pretty big shoes to fill, but he's got a very different style, and you can see him getting comfortable on that dnc stage. meantime, in a live taping for the late show with stephen colbert last night, things didn't go as planned after pro palestinian protesters began shouting from the balcony at his guest, speaker emerita, nancy pelosi. >> will you listen to her response? >> they're screaming, i can't hear them, but to have who have that question. >> they say united states should not have any

they were at the stephen colbert show interrupting nancy pelosi.ve, that's where we are going to put you in stephen colbert's audience the rest of the week. is that okay? >> that sounds great. [laughter] >> steve: indoor assignment. >> ainsley: they were waiving the palestinian flags, burning american flags, chanting free, free palestine. >> brian: we will hear that at columbia soon. >> ainsley: right. former president barack obama and former first lady michelle obama taking center stage at the dnc. both taking shots at former president donald trump as they pushed the message of hope. >> brian: rich edson from our sister network fox business joins us live from chicago. hey, rich. >> hey, guys, how is it going? this floor was filled with cheering delegates just a few hours ago for the obamas, the hometown heroes here. they capped off the second night of the democratic national convention, michelle obama spoke first. president obama followed and finished the evening here. obama praised his vice president, the current president joe biden saying he def

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it's, you know, stephen colbert made just made a matter of fact point.oint that, you know, cnn just represent the news. and even the people who watch cnn found that hilarious. >> but what was interesting was the anchor didn't pick up on the laughter. yeah, ironic or otherwise . otherwise. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> they seemed embarrassed. >> they seemed embarrassed. >> yeah , it's kind of awkward. >> yeah, it's kind of awkward. >> yeah, it's kind of awkward. >> i feel like so much media is run by this cabal of leftists who tell us what they think we should be told, rather than tell us the truth. >> oh yeah, cnn are the equivalent , the us equivalent of equivalent, the us equivalent of bbc, aren't they? i'm allowed to say that, no. >> okay, bbc, i mean , they're >> okay, bbc, i mean, they're not they're not funded through a, through a regressive tax on, on working people. >> but yeah essentially and i think, i think they've got fewer links to paedophilia. but yeah essentially they're a leftist. they're they're a leftist cabal. presenting i didn't say that pres

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this week: broadcasting live from night to of chicago during the democratic national convention, stephen colbert last week welcomed to the late show, the former speaker of the house nancy pelosi who, as had been widely reported, was key player in efforts to nudch her long time colleague and friend us president joe biden out of the 2024 presidential race. as sposi began to answer, or rather deflect a question about her private conversations with biden, a protester in the audience began to shout about the ongoing genocidal war in gaza and this... clip became viral, especially on tiktok. you can see from the continuing protest out here, that that answer is unsatisfying to some to some people, buse they believe that the united states, hold on one second, would you like to respond to what they're saying? can you listen to her response? if she the screaming, i can't hear them, but to those who have that they said that the united states should not have any role in supplying israel arms to kill the people of gaza, now that's what they're saying, israel has a right to to defend itself. agreed and the hos

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