[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve higgins. steve higgins right there, everybody, there he is. [ cheers ] oh, gosh, that makes me laugh. thank you, justin bieber, for turning 22 earlier this week. i totally forgot to wish you happy birthday. is it too late now to say sorry [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] love the pan flute. >> jimmy: i'm into my pan flute dance hall. >> steve: you love it, man. you love dance hall pan flute. >> jimmy: dude that's what i'm all -- that's all -- 24/7. [ light laughter ] three days a week. >> steve: man, you love it. >> jimmy: oh, i put on my play list and i'm like -- [ gibberish ] >> steve: ha ha ha ha ha, huh? [ applause ] >> steve: zamfir. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i know, right? he gets no love. thank you, donald trump, for saying that you don't have a a small penis. [ laughter ] well, it's not like you're overcompensating. [ laughter ] >> steve: hey! hey. >> jimmy: we get it. we get it. we get it. >> steve: we got it! [ applause ] >> jimmy: we get it. thank you, the artist who makes st

[ cheers and applause ] i miss him, steve higgins, what a great guy. oh, you're back? >> steve: yeah, shucks. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: higgins, higgins, come back, come back. back. we need you here. >> steve: i'll stay. >> jimmy: we need you. yeah. >> steve: it's rough out there. >> jimmy: yeah, no i was just -- buttering you up. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh, my god. you all right? it's like a maze out there. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: take care, man. get out of here. come on. [ light laughter ] [ light laughter ] >> steve: my head hurts! zayn is here! >> jimmy: zayn is here. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh my god. he'll be here. >> jimmy: he will be here. >> steve: he's coming. >> jimmy: he will be here. >> steve: he will -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this one here is from @sandymcdermott. she says, "my uncle carried a a bottle of whiskey and one shot glass around the reception, charging $5 for every shot." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i wish -- i want to hire him now. >> steve: i got that guy. >> jimmy:

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>> steve: this is good. >> oh, my god. >> hi, how are you? >> jimmy: don, yeah. and you know higgins. >> yes, yes. >> we know, we know. >> jimmy: now here's how the game is gonna work. don, you're going to start by pressing the start on this buzzer here, right here. >> got it. >> jimmy: okay, and then you draw a clue from the top of the pile. okayay you get your teammate, higgins, to guess the clue as quickly as possible, and then hand the buzzer off to the person on your right. >> okay. >> jimmy: you can make any physical gesture. >> i didn't listen to any of that. >> jimmy: you didn't? >> i so nervous. >> jimmy: don't be nervous. come on, we're on the same team. >> okay, yeah. we're fine. >> jimmy: we're going to win. yeah, yeah. >> all right. >> jimmy: it's a irish bound that we have. yeah. >> samamblood you and i. >> jimmy: same blood, yeah. [ laughter ] >> okay. >> not quite the same accent. >> jimmy: no, well, i changed mine to be more different. >> more not irish? >> jimmy: so then people wouldn't know. >> more unirish. >> jimmy: whatever. i'm closer than not to being irish. >

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steve: thanks. next. his guest, ben higgins and the winner of "the bachelor." for us. steve: remember, the news is >>> cameras in a baby ward catch a woman walked in and store a baby. the scary story of how she got away with it. >>> bystanders can't believe it when a bmw is reduced to wreckage, but the woman in the passenger seat seems to be completely unaffected. what led out the this stunning scene? >>> it's a rainy day rescue with a big problem -- >> the cat keeps walking away. >> how mr. cranky pants finally makes it down. >>> plus, freckles the mischievous horse is at it again -- >> look what you've done. >>> and the kids are all bundled in the back. >> they think they're going to murphysburo. >> see why mom and dad's detour leads to the trip of a life time. >> we're on our way to the airport right now. >> are we going? >> that's even better. >> i think you figured out by >> no comment. >> a little bit. >> these stories we're about to show you, i couldn't make this up. the first one takes place in a maternity ward in a hospital. see this woman in the green robe, li

let's celebrate. [ light laughter ] it's the easter egg roll, by the way, higgins. >> steve: the easter egg roll. >> jimmy: not the easter eggroll. [ laughter ] because that's a different -- that's a different tradition. >> steve: oh, that's -- >> jimmy: where they have a a giant eggroll and they rope off a bunch of children. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: and then -- >> steve: lot of hot mustard. >> jimmy: hot mustard and duck sauce everywhere. [ laughter ] messy -- i wish we didn't do that. >> steve: yes. i also saw this. the kardashians went to church yesterday for easter sunday. [ scattered cheers ] the ceremony was beautiful, but it got awkward when the kardashians went to confession and kept looking for a camera. [ laughter ] where do i talk? where do i talk? [ applause ] hi. [ laughter ] well here's some good news for donald trump. yesterday, he welcomed his eighth grandchild. that's right. [ applause ] that's so sweet. it was so sweet, when donald met him, he was, like "welcome to the elite eight." [ laughter ] it's very nice. eighth grandchild. that's right, donald trump became a g

steve: thanks. "jimmy kimmel live" is coming up next. his guest, ben higgins and the winner of "the bachelor." tisha: that is going to do it for us. always on our website abc11.com laraviere: when my oldest brother michael was born, my mother was told that she had to leave because she could not bring a black child into that neighborhood. so she left and she tried to make a way for herself and her child on the southside. we lived in extreme poverty. i remember being sent downstairs to put snow in the bucket and then taking that water and pouring it into the back of a toilet so that we could flush it because we didn't have running water that month. i remember that existence. i didn't go to college straight from high school 'cause i didn't think i would succeed. after my first semester, i had straight a's. second semester, straight a's. when i looked at this report card and i thought, "what gave me such a low assessment of myself that i thought i wouldn't succeed here?" then i decided then and there that i was going to be a teacher so that any kid who came through my classroom would not walk away

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