thank you, tariq.re gonna post that recipe on "the tonight show" snapchat. >> tariq: yeah, just tell the jokes, man. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what? >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: finally, i saw that a a house panel in texas has approved full marijuana legalization for the state. yeah, meaning texas could go from having dude ranches to having dude, ranches. we have a great show. give it up for the roots, u2, and more! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: get ready! we have a giant show tonight. they helped us kick off our first "tonight show" last year and tonight they're taking over the entire show. u2 is back! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] i'm so excited. we have so many surprises planned. we're also going to see a world premiere teaser for their upcoming innocence and experience world tour. they're changing the game yet again. if you haven't seen -- have you seen 'em in concert u2? >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: it's unbelievable. it is -- it's a game changer. it's like the most fascinating thin

tariq: we are going to have to wait and see.ctually have to see the full details of the indictment coming from the united states. if it does relate in any way to the awarding of those cups. they were pretty controversial at the time in 2010, and it remains of. there may be some doubt as to what the next steps are. mark: thanks for joining us today. we will try to chat to you later as the story unfolds. caroline: let's look at corporate news and bring you breaking news. the airline has just reported its full-year earnings. passengers climb in some 18%. revenue, also up 21%. looking at the reported net profit, doubling. 109% growth if you are looking at the reported net profit. underlying net profit, up 67%. we get the first interview of the morning with wizz air's chief joseph bernardi. where is the most growth when you are looking at your numbers? what is driving this profitability? joseph: our business is focused on establishing operations in a dozen countries. we flight a network of 400 routes. our growth has been very balance

>> tariq: like this. >> jimmy: tariq that is -- tariq that is not a dance. [ laughter and applause ]ting his pelvis. >> jimmy: i don't know what krumping is, but yeah. but what music -- >> the "les twins", you know those -- are those the beyonce dancers? >> tariq: yeah. >> those guys are -- oh you've gotta get the "les twins" -- >> jimmy: i don't know the "les twins." >> on this show. >> jimmy: really? >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: i love that you come on. you also book the show. you're fantastic. [ laughter ] i have a microphone here. could you give us a taste of your beatboxing? >> sure. >> jimmy: of your beatboxing? >> sure, i'll give it a shot. >> jimmy: yeah, why not? [ beatboxing ] [ laughter ] come on. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the best in the biz. >> i try aimlessly. >> jimmy: congratulations. you know, i'm obviously a fan of yours and -- >> thank you, vice versa. >> jimmy: i'm watching "poltergeist" and good gosh it is a scary, frightening, frightening movie. [ laughter ] and you know what someone tried to do and this is mean of them and this is probably your people who d

. >> tariq: all right, well, you mind if i tell one?s and applause ] >> jimmy: if you must. >> tariq: okay, i heard asked when wegman's employees asked chris christie if he wanted paper or plastic he said, "mouth." [ rim shot ] >> kamal: can i tell one? >> jimmy: sure, if you do that type of stuff. >> kamal: when a website asks if you want to enable cookies, chris christie always clicks, "hell yes!" [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> mark: wait, wait, wait. i got one. i got one. i got one. >> jimmy: okay, mark. >> mark: how many chris christies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? >> jimmy: i don't know. >> mark: that defends on how many chicken fingers are in the lightbulb. [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] >> tariq: see how much fun this is, jimmy? now don't you want to tell one? i mean, it's a lot of fun and we'd all love to hear it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no. no! no more, guys. no. no more. and you didn't even do any good ones. i mean if you're going to do one, just say, christie spent $82,000 at a concession stand at metlife stadium.

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tariq: it is no coincidence this has happened to or three days before the election for two reasons. this is the only time where all of fifa's membership, the 209 members, the executive committee, the whole jamboree is in one place at the same time. if we look at some of the people getting arrested, they come from different parts of the world. this is an opportunity for the police to swoop and make an arrest at one moment. the other part is an opportunity for grandstanding by the authorities in a way that is a very public scenario right now. we had in zurich the world's media already there. they appear to be set for blateter's coronation on friday. it is high-profile stuff. these are the two reasons quite happen. looking at the election on friday, i guess it is up in the air. fifa have not bowed to pressure in the record when -- bowed to pressure. when blatter was reelected, the english fa president said this is not a time to have a fifa election. we must let all this noise outside. fifa would have none of it. most of the fifa members jeered the english for making such a statement an

tariq: it has to do with how fifa is structured and how sepp operates. he is one of the best political operators i've ever seen. geopolitically he knows the way the wind is blowing. he knows where to build alliances and cut people loose. he has honed those skills for 40 .ears at fifa when it comes to the organization it is one that everybody knows. everyone is aware of the world cup, but it's also very local, small, and inward looking. he has sought to build allies where he needs and has made sure that he would not be directly implicated in any of the wrongdoing that we have heard, bribery allegations over world the awarding of tv contracts, etc.. he may have been aware of this stuff and as he keeps saying, he does not choose his cabinet, they are handed to him. he says there are sport devils and we have to deal with those consequences. in spite of him, he is trying to be a transparent leader but he has been given these row and has always survived because no one has been able to lay a finger on him. fbi investigation from the has been going on for more t

tariq, do you have some news you wanna dump?riq: i'd love to dump, jimmy. [ laughter ] my news is that i expensed a a steak dinner that i said was for work when it really wasn't. >> jimmy: all right. well, that'll be forgotten by next week. kamal, you want to dump some news? >> kamal: jimmy, man, i've been needin' a dump all day! [ light laughter ] my news is that i deleted a few emails between me and hillary that might have incriminated both of us in the deflategate scandal. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, i'm glad you came clean, but people probably won't remember this after the long weekend. how about you, james? >> james: my news is that for the past nine years, i've been secretly living at the american girl doll store. [ laughter ] i sneak in after closing time, put on my jam jams, then host tea parties with all the dolls. [ laughter ] except felicity. then i go to sleep in a life size doll house that's as sweet as gingerbread. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: james, i don't think people are going to forget about that by next week

. >> tariq you are chasing a story that's sad tough story about a girlfriend new york's governor andrewuomo sandra lee who was famous in her own right to announce publicly that she has breast cancer. >> she made the aggressive decision to get a double mastectomy. first of all she is 48 years old but it's usually recommended to be 50 before you start hitting right or mammograms. she happens to be the tenure girlfriend of governor andrew cuomo in new york who some have speculated designing a run for president. he came out and said publicly i'm going to background this and i need some time aside to take care of the family. >> jeffrey garde dear friend of the show an expert in all things psychology, and we wanted to hear more about what she might be going through. >> the fact that she is announce on television it's almost like it public proclamation that she is going to deal with this. she is going to be a role model. as we know governor cuomo andrew cuomo has said he is shocked by this by these grateful she started getting these mammograms and she is doing this right now rather than waitin

and finally $3 million for tariq al harzi, leader in the border syria/iraq region.y figures in the isis hierarchy. but of course investigators really to establish the older model we are familiar with of al qaeda as to whether they are linked to the garland, texas, attacks will be trying to work out if these key leaders somehow knew of that attack in advance or if we are looking at lone wolves inspired by isis ideology or isis supporters even on twitter. a very different model. john? >> how hierarchical is isis to begin with? a very real question right now. nick paton walsh for us. >>> senate republicans narrowly passing a budget that would eliminate the deficit by the year 2024. the nonbinding measure calls dismantling of obamacare, deep cuts to education funding, infrastructure and other domestic programs. how big with those cuts? $5.3 trillion over the next ten years. the budget proposal will not be sent to the president. end stead it will serve as a blueprint for the gop's economic platform. rand paul and ted cruz the only two republicans to vet against it. >>> t

tariq, al jazerra. >>> those are remarkable pictures there think be sure to check out our website aljazerra.com. keep it mere. this is "tech know," a show about innovations that can change lives. wildfire. >> we are going to explore the intersection of humanity and doing it in an unique way. this is a show about science by scientists. tonight "tech know" journeys into the jungle, this is one of the iconic animals of costa-rica with post cards of this thing. a beautiful and fragile place on the planet is under attack. happening. >> how extensive is the damage, we are going to find out. that is why we are going to walk every trail, stream and swamp we come across to see what is out there. i'm an into enintoeninto entomologist. i'll share my findings with a biologist specializing in ecology and evolution and an engineer who has designed everything from bionic eyes to space satellites. that's our team, now let's do some science. ♪ welcome to "tech know," i'm phil and you guys know i spend a lot of my time in the jungles and do my research in the tropics and usually looking at spiders on butterflys

tariq, al jazerra. >>> those are remarkable pictures there think be sure to check out our website aljazerra.com. keep it mere. this is "tech know," a show about innovations that can change lives. wildfire. >> we are going to explore the intersection of humanity and doing it in an unique way. this is a show about science by scientists. tonight "tech know" journeys into the jungle, this is one of the iconic animals of costa-rica with post cards of this thing. a beautiful and fragile place on

tariq malik, good morning to you. >> good morning, bill. they told me, violate the laws of physics entirely. how does it work then? >> it is called em drive. a concept for a space engine use electromagnetic propulsion to push spacecraft through space. the doesn't have fuel or propellant which would seemingly be impossible. what we're seeing is, they tested kind of the concept in a vacuum what you need for space. it's a step forward for the technology. if it, pans out in particular it could really just revolutionize the that. bill: that is most intriguing aspect. how will it transform it? >> when they travel they have to take the fuel with them. if you don't have to pack any of that stuff with you it will be a lot more cheaper and affordable and go further -- bill: did we lose you? i don't think we did. maybe you're at warp speed right now. no, he is there. hey, tar i.q., how long would this take to develop? how many years away from you from realizing this for nasa? >> i think this is really the ground stage right now to test the concept rig

>> jimmy: tariq is a better rapper. [ laughter ] big news, big news for us this week here at nbc.just confirmed that nbc is working on a tv movie based on dolly parton's song, "coat of many colors." yeah, dolly parton's coming to nbc. i guess they looked at the lineup and said, "eh, what's another giant bust?" [ laughter ] >> steve: oh! boob tube! >> jimmy: oh, boy. some more entertainment news. i heard that spike lee is making a musical comedy that features kanye west and samuel l. jackson. if you want to know what kanye west singing and dancing with samuel l. jackson looks like, take a bunch of nyquil after eating some indian food. [ laughter ] oh, this made me laugh. i saw that in willie nelson, in his new memoir called, "it's a a long story," he talks about the time he got stoned on the white house roof while jimmy carter was president. he actually listed a number of places where he got stoned. it was pretty interesting. here's the list. madison square garden. that makes sense. the grand canyon. that's cool. the dodgers dugout. wow. a walgreens in cleveland, ohio. weird. the b

>> tariq: he dips his nuggets in there. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he does, yeah. >> steve: oh come on!eed that much information! oh, chicken nuggets? chicken nuggets, sorry. [ laughter and applause ] my bad. [ cheers and applause ] >> questlove: no class, no class. >> jimmy: like school on sunday. [ laughter ] oh, man. this next label is for burger king chicken fries. it says listed main ingredient, chicken. actual main ingredient, "chicken." [ laughter ] calories, 430. calories just from saying the words "chicken fries", 230. [ laughter ] yeah, that's -- and finally, this last label is for the subway seafood sensation. [ audience groans ] [ laughter ] >> steve: what? what? >> jimmy: subway's seafood sensation says -- calories, wait, what are you doing? [ laughter ] total fat, why did you order this? was this an accident? [ laughter ] dietary fiber -- don't do it, man. you've got so much to live for. [ laughter ] protein, rest in peace. [ laughter and applause ] there you go, that's it right there. lots of information. thank you for letting me do that. [ applause ] oh man, seafood sens

>> one of the things that hillary clinton's going to find that mike huckabee's going to find, tariq sanhat rick santorum is going to find is it is usually easier to run for the white house the second time. i do agree with you that he's got a leg up in that sense. but the other thing to consider is this. unlike the last two republican nominations, all of you are candidates are running as conservatives. it's not a john mccain or a mitt romney who are trying to make it up to conservatives. most of our candidates, really all of them are running as conservatives and have strong conservative records, so it will be harder for mike huckabee to differentiate himself against the pack this time around. >> but when it comes to gays guns, and god it played for him back in 2008. is iowa still the same state? what do you think, matt? >> yeah, i mean, demographically demographically, iowa as well as south carolina, these are states that have strong pockets of social conservative voters. and it's going to be a very important constituency for the republicans as they pick their nominee. >> so who do you thin

and tariq al harzi. he is the chief of isis. bounty on his head, $3 million.me of the most senior the most threatening figures here. why do they do it now? because they're very much in the news. and in the past these bounties have had some success occasionally in leading to their capture or their killing. if they could get any information, that's really what they're trying to do right now. part of the issue, wolf it's very difficult to get these men. they're in syria where the u.s. does not have very much presence on the ground. they're in the air but not on the ground. it's hard to find them. >> and as u.s. counterterrorism officials often say, money talks in this kind of world. thanks very much jim sciutto. john kerry caught the world offguard with his surprise visit to somalia today, where the weak u.s.-backed central government is locked in a deadly battle with the al qaeda ally al shabab. our global affairs correspondent e elise lavin is joining us. >> it is the first visit to somalia by an american secretary of state. really a first visit by a top u.s. o