everyone has tegridy now -- tegridy that you will never understand. we aren't just different classes of people anymore. we are a town. [ thinking ] are you all high? all: no...no... why do you ask that? jeff bezos: because i'm over here. oh. hang on... hold on. okay, i got it. anyways... you see, tegridy is something that can't be understood by big corporations. oh, they'll try to package tegridy, but only i can really package tegridy. i got more money now 'cause of tegridy. that's 'cause i figured out how to get tegridy to everyone. and that's -- now everyone is in this state of tegridy that's impenetrable. am i making sense? [ thinking ] no! the point is, nobody's coming to work for you. so you can take your whole plan and fulfill it somewhere else! [ cheering ] [ thinking ] damn you, tegridy! ♪ ice cold beer, down-home days ♪ ♪ country music and bike parades ♪ we got tegridy all around -♪ round -♪ round ♪ that's life livin' in our colorado town ♪ [ babies crying ] i guess they are offensive. ♪ we don't need nothin' from big corporations ♪ ♪ we don'