usual, last thursday night after the show i went to ben begans for my -- bennigans for my end of week tequila sunrise smoothie. i'm not saying anybody slipped me a mickey but i woke up in kandahar. i want to explain quickly it's further away than what i thought. we'll have more on that later in the program. first, i did arrive home today to wondrous news. >> a deal has been reached in the debt ceiling debate. >> jon: oh, my god it's a rahm ramadan miracle. >> a debt limit increase of $2.1 trillion. a bipartisan committee created to agree on another trillion and a half in future spending. >> jon: no, that can't be right. [laughter] yeah, no -- that's -- they must have forgotten to add and with the new balanced approach to deficit reduction forged by rational adults there's revenue increases closing the gap while preserving government functions. can we roll the clip of that, please? do we have the clip? the skunk with its head in the peanut butter jar? well, no, it's not the one i wanted but i'll give it a look. i'll see that. ♪ [ applause ] that is is a adorable. that is adorable. no,ly not le

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. >> i saw my friend take many shots of tequila and got into a fight with a toilet and broke it. >> reporter: some of these stories may sound funny, but they're part of a serious problem. >> i talk to teens all the time about behavior that they regret or they're really embarrassed by because they've been drinking. i've talked to a lot of younger teens who say they actually feel very intimidated when they go to parties with older kids. so i recommend even ninth and tenth graders especially not hanging out with seniors. sometimes seniors are beginning to experiment and talk about issues that ninth graders aren't really ready for. >> charlanne zeff counsels teen drinkers. she knows teens can feel the pressure to drink by just watching other kids at parties. if you want to, you can get away from these situations without feeling like a loser. one way is setting up a code with a parent. >> the child calls up their parent and they have this code like "i totally forgot to tell you, mom, mrs. so-and-so called" or "i forgot to feed the dog." i mean, it can be any code you've made up and that's the par

they start experimenting with other new products such as vodka and tequila. to products the government didn't bother to keep track of until 1970. because there were few sales of it. so, the industry was in a huge decline until the 1980's and it really is the single most scotch industry that helps bring bourbon back because one of the things people were drinking or whine, and they were having wine tastings and dinners and they had magazines devoted to wind and people writing books about wine and things like that. well the scotch whisky industry decided to show people that the single whiskey's which were fairly uncommon in the united states before the 1970's, the late 70's and early 80's. they started having whiskey vendors and tastings and started encouraging books and magazine articles and things and doing the same things the wine industry would do to grow the product. the industry called on to that and started creating products which are single

cheering a ligament in his left foot an injury which won't need surgery but could take up to your tequila warriner arguably the best four hundred meter runner in the world one called the knot this is the athens olympics in two thousand and four and followed it up with a brace of victories at the world championships also means the highly anticipated shoot on between warner cable and p.t. oscar pistorius has to wait. quite literally in a bottle for more than twenty climbing teams as they begin their cliff conquering project in the swiss alps this week two hundred years since the ascent of the jungfrau summits on the following crew are setting up to repeat that feat which is only the beginning of their journey more than forty one hundred meters to go before the ultimate goal with some of the twenty three teams benefiting from star studded help cross-country skiing world champion among those props better suited for the rough ride ahead and this is just the first of the one hundred fifty peaks worldwide to be scaled with the himalayas serving as the next stop for the adventure seekers. finally

. >> if you want great reality tv, just shove a bottle of tequila out there and things go unbelievably. >> reporter: by one count, there have been 11 other reality tv stars who have attempted or committed suicide. mental health experts say the causes of suicide are complex, but reality tv could be a factor when it comes to reality tv, it's like we're running a real-time uncontrolled psychological experiment. >> exactly. and the individuals that are in these programs are the experimental subjects. the guinea pigs, if you will. >> reporter: but don't expect russell armstrong's death to tone things down. >> it's all a pure ratings business now. and if something rates, then they're going to go more extreme. >> reporter: so, if tv viewers want to blame anybody for this escalation, perhaps we should be looking no further than ourselves. >> we love snok oki! >> reporter: dan harris, abc news, new york. >>> and coming up, a glass of wine to fight off dementia and alzheimer's? does it work? just putting jewels in teddy bears. this guy's weaeang a wire the whole time. right? look at that! he's w

the new products such as vodka and tequila. to products that the government did not even bother to keep track of until 1970's because there were so few sales. so the industry was in a huge decline until the 1980's. it really is the single malt scotch industry that helps bring bourbon back. one of the things that people were drinking in the 15 70's -- 60's and 70's were wind. tastings and dinners. magazines devoted to wind. people writing books. well, the industry decided to play up and show people that the single malt whiskey, which is fairly uncommon in the united states before the 1970's, late 70's, early 80's, they started shelling and having a encour

they're a good tequila. that fits that bill. boom, i put a lid on it.arty, your destination, in goes the ice. >> you keep the ice separate until you get there. >> right. >> because it dilutes and -- >> exactly. goes in like that. when you get to the party, you can actually shake it in its own container. shake, pour it over ice -- >> like a real bartender. >> exactly. >> love it. >> then you have your cocktail ready to go, alcohol-free -- >> i can just imagine what that tastes like. let's talk about this delicious dessert. >> i actually packed plastic martini glasses, put a little fruit, on top a little vananla yogurt and that tops you off. light and refreshing. >> i want to make sure you tell us about this fantastic packing situation. >> a couple things. a couple tips. remember, if you want to invest in a nice rolling cooler, that works out well. don't forget bug spray or, actually, sun tan lotion and even flowers in a water bottle works. for packing, this is where a lot of people make mistakes. put the food in the bottom, take your ice packs and put th

it's not true of vodka, tequila or gin. >> you pass out and you get sunburned.hat's what hubefore breakfast the other day. that's where you got sunburned. >> on a serious note, every time i see something say, it's health tow drink wine, we lose a few members in our aa meetings because they are looking for any excuse to drink -- i'm serious. >> this is in spanish. >> just because you can't handle booze doesn't wee mean we can't. >> right. >> this blows the movie, the hangover out of the water because remember the friend they lost was drunk, right? they lost him on a rooftop and when they found him, he was totally sunburned. >> no offense, but i'm not buying the study. sorry. you heard of snakes on planes, well, how about snakes on your car? a family from memphis found out as soon as they hit the highway, there had been a snake hiding underneath their car. and it creeped up -- look at this. it creeped up onto the windshield. what would you do? >> come on. >> get that off of there. the snake's worse than the republicans. get him off. >> isn't this really a metaphor

not true of vodka, tequila or gin. >> greg: drink wine, pass out and get sunburn. >> bob: that is whatpassed out. serious note. every time i see one of these things that say it's good and healthy to drink wine, we lose a few members in our a.a. meeting because they are looking for any excuse to get out and drink. i'm serious. >> greg: just because you can't handle booze doesn't mean we can't. >> andrea: right. [ laughter ] >> bob: the question is can you really? >> greg: good question. give me five more years. >> monica: this blows the movie "the hangover" out of water, because remember the guy that they lost, the friend that they lost was drunk, right? they lost him on a rooftop. when they found him, he was totally sun burn. >> andrea: no offense to spaniards but i'm not buying the study. sorry. you heard of "snakes on a plane" but how about snakes on your car? family from memphis found out as soon as they hit the highway there was a snake hiding underneath their car. it creeped up. look at this. it creeped up on the wind shield. what would you do? you can hear the -- >> bob: get that

[ applause ] >> after a few tequilas, i got over my disdain for the music and warmed to it.e. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: your son is an acclaimed chef. he's got a great restaurant here in l.a., which is -- do you go and do you -- >> ford's filling station. >> jimmy: ford's filling station, which -- you can get a whole pig there. that's the sort of thing i go for. do you go and do you eat there? is it a place that you go regularly? >> i do. >> jimmy: does he get nervous? or is it like, it's dad, i'll make him whatever i feel like making him? >> no. i get whatever -- >> jimmy: you get whatever you order. >> yeah, whatever is not going bad in the kitchen. >> jimmy: i got you. >> and i pay full price. >> jimmy: yeah, sure. >> and tip. very well. >> jimmy: one of your other sons is a musician, i know. and people have been telling me about him what's the name of his band? >> it's called the dough rollers. >> jimmy: food is a big thing in your family. [ laughter ] >> yeah. he opened for dylan on his u.s. tour, his first -- >> jimmy: whicicdylan? bob? >> yeah. bob. >> jimmy: the good on

she says they don't teach you not to put out a fire with tequila in school. r.i.p. ] there you have it. those were tonight's "late night" hashtags. [ cheers and applause ] to check out more of our favorites, go to latenightwithjimmyfallon.com. we'll be right back with more "late night" you guys. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey, you know what i hate, kamal? plain old toilet paper -- plain old toilet paper roll sitting on the back of my toila -- my toilet. [ laughter ] what do you think of that, kamal? >> that's boring, jimmy. totally boring. >> jimmy: yeah, i want something -- i want something cool, something fashion forward that's also absorbent -- done. [ explosion ] [ laughter ] i went to respecttheroll.com and got myself this kick butt roll cover from cottonelle. it's got a fresh new role of tp right in there. look at the absorbent ripples on this thing. look at that. that keeps 30% stronger when wet. it's the real deal. [ explosion ] [ laughter ] cottonelle, respect the roll that respects you! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ hey, uh, what's up with your nake

you got the patrone and tequila and everything going before they get into the ballgame if they are going to the game. some stay out. if you don't have a ticket, you should not be able to get in the parking lot. and four hours is too long to party before you go into a game where you're going to drink more anyway. so... >> well, first of all, when you get there four hours you're not going to the game. our going to the party, frank. by the way, you are going to explain what you're doing out there. [ laughter ] >> four hours before. [ laughter ] >> thanks, guys. >> talk to you later, frank. >> all right, phil matier, former mayor willie brown. always a pleasure, guys. >> 6:52. >>> gunmen opened fire on a family out in the east bay. >> a woman is killed in a home invasion. we have a live report coming right up. ,, sure, pulling the mold, mildew, and grime from out of the porous caverns of grout takes the right tools, but it also takes a gentle, caring touch. before you can deep clean, you learn to get a feel for its trouble spots. and hey, if you can't listen to grout, you can't truly know it

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. >> and you know, i thought today would be tequila tuesday. >> tequila, he loves that. >> well, jay,> okay. >> stop, my mom is watching, my mom is watching. >> for later. >> see you later, thank you. >> aww, wasn't that sweet, that you did that. >> hey, i've tried to be very, very respectable, a little of you and your privacy with jay. but it's out, now, baby. it's out. >> thank you. >> i love it, when i knew you were gonzo, when you said, no one has ever looked at me the way he does. you started to cry, hoda. >> you did? >> i think he was just hungry. >> anyway, thank you guys for everything. that was nice. >> now listen, in 365 days, a woman puts on a lot of makeup. >> yes. >> these people in i believe it's a belgian model that they use, a dutch couple did a documentary called, natural beauty. and they took nearly nine hours to put on 365 days worth of what that would mean in terms of, that's like seven bottles of foundation. two bottles of creamy eyes, three lip pencils, two bottles of blush. when people applying makeup on a daily basis. >> i wonder how she didn't go to the bathro

they're stepping in the footsteps of sammy hagar who has really branched out from his tequila and he resort and that ended up being huge. >> and the new york housewives show. >> it was in the after the show, show. >> bethany frankel, she has her own margarita mix. >> skinny girl. >> she sold it for billions. that was a good business move. let's talk about this. some of those jobs that we've been talking about recently going over to china, did that make you irate, now this may even get under your skin. the producers are telling me the name of the company which i can't hear while i'm talking. evergreen. ok. here's what might make you more angry about this whole thing is that stimulus money backed this company in massachusetts originally and now, 800 people are going to lose their jobs and that company is hightailing it over to china. >> yeah, 800 workers will be laid off as a result of this and because this partnership, this joint venture between the company and china, they say they can make these solar panels over there, they're more affordable and don't have to worry about the regula

. ♪ adios and valle con dios ♪ ♪ yeah i'm leaving today ♪ and if it weren't for tequila ♪ and prettyhe's the toast of nashville and the zac brown band to be on the plaza to kick a little country to our weekend. that's coming up tomorrow. live on "today," spectacular weather. >> yeah, the perfect day for a little country. >> if you want to vote for the songs they'll play, you can do that, toes, chicken fridayed, or as she's walking away. text 1, 2, or 3, to 622639. >> they are hugely popular. this is going to be a crowded plaza. coming up, beating the heat with a cool style for the summer. which fabrics and cuts you should add to your wardrobe to keep you from melting in the summer sun, especially in august. you know how it can get. and today's kitchen, we're going to hit the farmer's market for locally grown produce, all of the ramg lately. take advantage of all of the fresh goodies with seasonal recipes for you. >> but first, we want to tell you that it's international assistance dog week. the spokesperson and trainer from guiding eyes for the blind. you brought jordy with us. >> ye