it's because you had too many shots of tequila. do you know how many shots of tequila we had? none.ause we can't have shots of tequila. we can't have anything! because we've got your little love goblin growing inside of us. all you did was roll over and fall asleep! you're not pregnant. we're are! [ cheers and applause ] [ applause ] any questions? >> jimmy: can i have some ice cream? >> no. >> jimmy: mila kunis, everybody. her movie opens june 20th. we'll be right back with kobe bryant and three ridiculous questions. first you get hit by psoriasis. and now you get hit again. this time by joint pain. it's a double whammy. it could psoriatic arthritis a chronic inflammatory disease that attacks your joints on the inside and your skin on the outside. if you've been hit by... find out more about psoriatic arthritis. take the symptom quiz at doublewhammy.com and talk to your doctor. hey. i like your outfit. head in the game!! jennie: thanks. old navy. amy: i didn't know that old navy had clothes like that. jennie: yeah, they make activewear for the whole family. amy: family's important.

mexico exports 20 times as much tequila.the producers hope that this puts it on the map. >> many people are going to taste it here and i think they will like it. it compares with the best tequila and the best whiskey. people consider it a low class drink and it had an image problem until 2012. it was classified as rom. >> to make a rom, you have to boil it to make molasses and you hydrate the molasses. purehis, you have sugarcane juice and you ferment the jews. when it is fermented, you have it. -- it ist is you recognized as a unique spirit and brazil agreed to recognize whiskey and bourbon. jack daniels and i applied it. .he smoothness cellars.f our i have it here. this is better. >> yeah. for some people, that is true. we head into break and a picture of a stock on a move. they are really under pressure. of forwardlashes guidance for 2014 and 2015. we are going to take a break and see you in a couple of minutes. >> good morning. welcome back. i am guy johnson. let's continue. look at what the players will be wearing. the

here we go. >> add a little bit more of that tequila. >> jimmy: more of that tequila?eers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. what about -- >> what do we do with this? >> can you do that, help us out? >> jimmy: yeah, guillermo, help us out here, we're white people. all right. all right. >> boy, looks pretty good. >> jimmy: yes, very salty. oh, that's nice. all right. let's do it. shall we? >> all right. >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: is that -- you traditionally stir with a spatula? >> guillermo: yeah. >> oh, we have straws, there we are. [ cheers and applause ] >> shall we? >> yeah. >> cheers. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very good. you guys stay here, all right? when we come back, he lost a bet and now he's going to pay new york mayor bill de blasio will sing "i love l.a." when we return! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by at&t. mobilizing your world. 5. our clients need a lot of attention. there's unlimited talk and text. we're working deals all day. you get 10 gigabytes of data to share. what about expansion

they could be on the verge of a tequila like explosion, and some are getting into the market.zker sat down of the top producers to take us from the sugarcane fields to finished product, and, yes, we tasted a little along the way also. >> drink twice a week, when it is raining, and when it is not raining. here, and i make the best cachaca, made from is a liquor 100% sugarcane. >> it gives energy for cars. it is energy for the body with sugar. and it gives happiness with cachaca for all of the people. >> it is very good. it has a honey like quality, that it does not taste alcoholic. mythis beverage runs in blood. i drink all of the drinks. i love beverages. >> cachaca is the main nationalt in their cocktail. last year, the country exported 9 million liters valued at about $16 million per year mexico exports about as much tequila. the world cup is looking to put it on the map. >> many people for the first time are going to taste cachaca, and i think all of them will like it. , the best.quila >> initially, it was considered a low class drink, and it had an image problem in the u.s

verge of a tequila like explosion.. we sit down with a taste test at the original cachaca bar. >> i drink twice a week. when it is raining and when it is not raining. i was born here. inake the best cachaca brazil. >> cachaca is made from 100% sugarcane. has energy for cars with ethanol. it has energy for the body with sugar. it gives you happiness with cachaca. is very good. it has a honey like quality. it tastes alcoholic. >> the beverages running through my blood. i drink all the drinks in the world. i like drinking as much as a drunkard. >> cachaca is the main ingredient in the national iporenia. the ca mexico exports 20 times as much tequila as brazil exports cachaca. producers hope the world cup puts cachaca on the map. >> many people taste cachaca for the first time. it can compare with the best scotch, the best whiskey, the best cognac. >> historically, brazilians as a low classa drink to read in till 2012, they considered cachaca brazilian rum in the u.s. you use surea, sugarcane juice and you fermented direct

what a surprise that you picked tequila. i'm going to put it away. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, put it away. that's not away. that's next to you. put it away, you'll never find it there. it's thursday night, time for our weekly tribute to the s.e.c. where we bleep and blur things. it is this week in "unnecessary senatorship." >> major incident in the world cup. a player appeared to [ bleep ] another player. >> i was watch thing game live and i'm like did he just [ bleep ] that guy? >> we'll be back after a [ bleep ] break. >> i've never been more nervous than getting butt [ bleep ] on camera. >> premieres july 22 on nbc. >> how was the [ bleep ] any different than last year? >> it felt really good. >> keep them down. that was the biggest thing that kind of hurt [ bleep ]. >> he's the only person i've allowed to come inside my [ bleep ]. >> on the high seas. >> i want to see you [ bleep ]. >> okay, man. >> yeah, nice. look at that, sexy. >> this guy came up to you and said he used to [ bleep ] your butt and you ended him a [ bleep ]

>> eso, eso, inÉs brinquitos. >> agarra. >> a sacar el tequila!. >> eso,! eso!.gresamos, vamos con los chicos. >> seguimos bailando. >> un poquito de aliento es lo que te hace falta. >> (risas). >> vamos a dejar pero seguimos con cecilia galeano. >> pero dÉjeme decirle antes. >> ¿quiÉn debe llevar las riendas del dinero en el hogar?. >> la mujer. >> se deben unir los salarios o dividir las responsabilidades, aquÍ armamos la guerra de los sexos ¿quiÉn tiene la razÓn?. >> "despierta amÉrica" te ayuda y aprovecha las vacaciones de tus hijos enseÑandole algo que pudiera salvar sus vidas te decimos quÉ hacer para evitar accidentes en una piscina. >> y tocaremos el tema de pro y los contras de poner en pausa una relaciÓn de pareja, descubriremos si es en verdad darse un tiempo puede salvar o perjudicar la relaciÓn de pareja. >> a mÍ me piden un break y yo le digo safrl nar seÑores. >> ay! momentos mÁs calientes de bailando por un sueÑo, a quiÉn eliminaron. >> al seÑor ¿quÉ habrÁ sucedido? muchos secretos y mÁs aquÍ en "despierta amÉrica" la casita mÁs feliz de la telev

>> a little ginger. >> let's taste one. >> don't taste mine. >> like a shot of tequila.s. >> cheers, girls. >> mm! >> whoa! >> wow. >> strong for you? >> but delicious. >> so this is the cosmo slushy. vodka already in here, freezer-safe dish, cranberry juice, fresh lime juice, then this is the triple sec. orange-flavored liqueur. stir it up, freeze it like this. >> i love it. >> a slushy. so it will never get totally hard because of the alcohol it in. i'll give you just a little bit to taste. >> pretty. >> i love this. like a slurpee. >> a fourth of july summer entertainment -- >> my gosh, this is my favorite. >> then of course there's appetizers in the cocktail club. vodka-soaked tomatoes. >> thank you. >> thank you so much. all the recipes are online. i want to thank jenna for cohosting. tomorrow my best friend karen is going to host with me. whitney is going to come about i and chat. >> also some expecting mothers, fun finds, and battle of thetec. she monitors started knockinga and her great job >> i'm here to help. you and i will get through this together. ♪

first idea, drink tequila, we all celebrate cinco de mayo with tequila and we are not sure why. let's have big sales on friday the 13th. it will spark the economy and keep your closet updated with fresh towels. or take the small route, walk under a ladder. pet a black cat. let's hug a man in a goalie mask. let's take back friday the 13th. i'm ali velshi. have a good weekend. >> hello and welcome to al jazeera america. i'm david shuster, in new york. john siegenthaler has the night off. iraq preparing for battle. meanwhile in washington. >> we can't do it for them. >> they say iraq must find its own answer to striking sectarian

>> at the end of the day we both of love tequila, so it doesn't really matter.nown her all my life now. >> jimmy: to you do you forget kesha, by the way? ludacris, do you remember? i think it was the third time you were on this show, you had no memory of being on the previous two. >> it happens. it happens sometimes. i can hardly remember what happened yesterday. it's all good. >> jimmy: you didn't show up. >> there you go. >> jimmy: i think this show is going to be good, against all odds. what can go wrong? what could possibly go wrong? when we come back it's a very important thing. you can't just leap into something like this. when we come back, i'm going to swear you in as experts for this show, okay? i'm authorized to do that, and we'll do that when we come back. ludacris, josh groban, brad paisley and kesha. we'll be right back. >> the jimmy kimmel live concert series presented by at&t, mobilizing your world. ♪ this is a steak? [sighs] let's make this right. stay low and spread out. [yawns] nicely done. [crunch] cheezy. that's it. sprinkle it on top. enough

tequila marshmallow swirl. to me, that sounds disgusting. >> this is brilliant on three levels.ental aren't getting to the people. that is how you really create a customer. let's hope that everyone loves it. one of the interesting parts of this was they will cut people off. melissa: to me it sounds like all the calories. there is no buzz involved. [laughter] melissa: whatever. what happens in vegas, stays in vegas. sin city is adding to a clinic to help out with hangover recovery. this is the funny. is this good marketing? >> there are a lot of people walking around with hangovers. i think that that is their biggest market strategy here. for someone who has forgotten their prescription, it could be very useful. the 12 more alcohol is served on their way to vegas than any other destination. making yourself seem smarter than you are may be easier than you think. a leading man on the big screen. how you can boost your intelligence one letter at a time. at the end of the day, it is all about "money" and iq points. ♪ i ys say be thman with the plan but with less ergy, moodiness, i ha

first idea, drink tequila, we all celebrate cinco de mayo with tequila and we are not sure why. let's have big sales on friday the 13th. it will spark the economy and keep your closet updated with fresh towels. or take the small route, walk under a ladder. pet a black cat. let's hug a man in a goalie mask. let's take back friday the 13th. i'm ali velshi. have a good weekend. >>> 49 dais a ukranian military plane is shot near the city of donetsk. >>> welcome to al jazeera, live from headquarters in doha. coming up in the next 30 minutes - iran says it will come to the iraqi government's assistance if it refuses a request for help from baghdad. the race to afghanistan - polls open as voters choose the next president. >> and revenge tastes sweet for the dut

. >> llevo tequila, mis clases de zamba, todo, no se lo van a perder con todo el equipo de "primer impacto, un fanÁtico del fÚtbol, pero tambiÉn con soÑador, su vida desde hace 12 aÑos ha sido viajar con un balÓn en mano, y un gran mensaje. (gritos) >> les digo que no es solamente sobre fÚtbol, es la pelota viajando alrededor del mundo, conectando personas, no importa el color de su piel, sus capacidades intelectuales o si eres pobre o rico, lo importante es conectarse. >> es originario de nueva zelanda, formÓ parte de la selecciÓn de fÚtbol de su paÍs, pero Él querÍa algo mÁs que jugar. >> crecÍ con el fÚtbol en la sangre, lo amo, y vi que habÍa un chance para usarlo en la educaciÓn, estaba viviendo en alemania y fundÉ la organizaciÓn "espÍritu del fÚtbol", para luchar contra los problemas sociales, el racismo, y sumar jÓvenes para brindarles mejores oportunidades de vida. >> para andrew, es mucho mÁs de un valor lo que lleva entre las manos, hace 3 meses fue fabricado en una prisiÓn de brasil y donado a su organizaciÓn, partió de londres en el 150 aniversario del primer juego de fÚtbol e

first idea, drink tequila, we all celebrate cinco de mayo with tequila and we are not sure why. let's have big sales on friday the 13th. it will spark the economy and keep your closet updated with fresh towels. or take the small route, walk under a ladder. pet a black cat. let's hug a man in a goalie mask. let's take back friday the 13th. i'm ali velshi. have a good weekend. >> announcer: this is al jazeera. >>> hello, welcome to the newshour live at hours in al jazeera. coming up in the next 60 minutes - you'll not be safe in your mother's home. a ukranian military plane is shot down. 49 people are believed to be dead. >>> afghans vote in a presidential run-off despite threats of vnc

. >> con tequila. >> a los de camerÚn sobre las expediciones. >> por tÚ ves, no. >> van a ganar o perder >> si el viernes 13 de mala suerte, tambiÉn su equipo, que logrÓ sobreponerse a las adversidades y tiene la primera victoria en la bolsa. ♪ ♪ ( griterÍa ) >> ni la mala suerte podÍan con el equipo mexicano. por supuesto, nosotros continuaremos con la cobertura desde rÍo de janeiro. yo regreso hasta el estudio. >> gracias, john. tiene la era de la bahÍa, era uno de los mÁs esperados. partido que no sÓlo desbordÓ los Ánimos del tradicional, sino que le de la mexicana confianza de que, de buena actuaciÓn de, el tri llegara lejos en este mundial. >> estuvo buenÍsimo en juego. y vamos hacer tambiÉn es! >> mÉxico estÁ bien. >> no muy convencida, poder hacer un poco mejor, pero los resultados estÁn muy bien. estamos listos para brasil contra mÉxico. >> en san josÉ. en la repÚblica mexicana, esta victoria del tri le supo a gloria. ( griterÍo ) ( sonido ambiente ) >> miles de mexicanos seguÍan el primer partido de la selecciÓn en la copa del mundo, en tres pantallas gigantes. la celebraciÓn, l

. >>> how tequila bottles are helping criminals to smuggle drugs into the u.s. coming up on 8:30.ll be right back. is (berg-doll). the u-s army appointed a two star genera t >>> new details this morning regarding the case of sergeant bowe bergdahl, the u.s. army appointed a two-star general to investigate why bergdahl left his base in afghanistan. the investigation is expected to start next week. so far the army isn't giving the name of the general in charge of the questioning. >>> drug smugglers are getting clever in trying to sneak meth into california. instead of processing the drug they're turning it into a liquid and putting it into tequila bottles and some other containers and will try to smuggle it in across the border. the police have found large quantities of liquid meth in busts in the central valley. >>> look at san jose. partly cloudy skies, a little bit of patchy fog out there, and little bit of a cooler start than what we saw yesterday. what to expect as we move through your sunday father's day, a mix of sun and clouds today. breezy and a little bit cooler on monday.

they will put it in a tequila bottle or another container and try to take it across the border. it's also being made here. there have been several busts in the central valley where the liquid meth turned up in labs. >>> president obama gave the commencement address today at uc-irvine issuing a call to action on global warming after he announced a plan to cut pollution from power plants. he said denying climate change in the face of evidence was often politically motivated. >> today's congress is full of folks who reject the evidence about climate change. they will tell you it is a hoax or a fad. >> and mr. obama urged students to be optimistic about what they can achieve. >>> security is ramped up in baghdad tonight. there is concerned a rebellion in northern iraq could sweep to the south the biggest threat to the country's stability since the u.s. left in 2011. as wendy gillette reports, american battleships are moving to the persian gulf in case the u.s. decides to take military action in iraq. >> reporter: the air carrier uss george h.w. bush and two other warships are making

the open cast mines in the area up to twenty twenty six that germany is ramping up its use of this tequila type of coal that produces a lot of carbon dioxide deeply concerns environmental campaign most. from all the scientific results we have the inevitable result of the continued use of brown coal would be a global catastrophe the effects will be felt worldwide. but it's power plants like this that are needed if germany is to continue its economic cutting edge as well as prevent household energy prices from soaring. coal has a massive role to play for many years if we want to secure an affordable source of power. germany has the second highest reserves of brown coal on the planet those in charge of this operation question the government line that the only future is renewables. chancellor merkel is a doctor of physics and i'm sure she realizes that those laws can't be broken if we want to use power as we do we need not just now but over the next two to three decades despite the country's green lobby pushing for more wind and solar power it does seem that the only really reliable source of

in san francisco today welcomed by hawaiian he made a fortune belting out rock tunes and created a tequilaand restaurant. he's now promoting another creation, sammy's beach barroom. . >> i like it hand made. and i can taste it and go let's do this and that. >> hagar is a savvy businessman and lives part time in mill valley. that is a good life going. >> yes. >> michael finney has a good life going. >> not even close. >> so carolyn asks is there low cost car insurance? >> there is. there is a program amazingly cheap. almost no one takes advantage of it. go look for that. here is hoi cheap it is. $six a week. >> wow. >> you have to pay four times per year. about $275 a year. and it's a great deal. >> paul d asks is it logical for the fda to considered that half a cup of food could be enough to make one serving? >> yes. you caught them. these rules when they surveyed ask said what is a serving? they came up with this half cup since then we've been wondering did people eat that much less back then? potentially so. or did the food companies want it to be that little? right now, i think they're

. ♪ >> if he -- it could be the next tequila.you are not familiar, the brazil national spirit could be on the verge of an explosion. companies are starting to pile into the market. down with one of the countries top producers to get a look and taste at the finished product. i drink twice a week, when it is raining and when it is not raining. >> cachaca is a liquor made from 100% sugarcane. >> it gives energy for the body through sugar. through happiness cachaca for all the people. it tastes very good, but not a college. drinking, not as a drunkard, but i love beverages. >> cachaca is the meaning its most popular drink. it exported $9 million worth last year. almost twice as much tequila. >> many people for the first time will taste cachaca here. i think they will like it. >> historically, brazilians considered cachaca a low craft -- low class drink. it had an image problem in america, two, and until 2012 when he was classified as brazilian rum. -- when it was classified as brazilian rum. , you have the pure sugarcane juice and yo

we do know that tequila has come on strong.ely. 65 million cases. i saw that the definition of vodka was set in 1949. flavorless, odorless, colorless. yesterday, we had over 1000 brands. also, 157 million gallons of vodka. charles: are you a vodka drinker? >> i drink a little bit. >> it was like the gold rush. people were dropping what they were doing. >> it was more than one third of cocktails being made by vodka. i think it has had a great effect on vodka sales. it has no calories and no carbs. >> all of the above. 1970s. you go into a bar. you are not just ordering a vodka tonic anymore. give me an absolute and soda or something like that. it made vodka into a status symbol. you may not be able to own a bentley and live the lifestyle otherwise. at least you can drink the same. charles: one of those big jugs of grey goose. >> correct. the most popular vodka in las vegas. grey goose. charles: over there, it is an epidemic. you mentioned all of the great reasons. could it be to good to be true? >> not in this country. people wi

¿but tequila? eso! gracias amigo.gregar carne molida y chorizo. pero muy importante que estÉ molido. ya cuando la carne estÉ y el chorizo tambiÉn... >> ahorita no tenemos tiempo. le vamos a agregar una pizca de canela. ¿ok? anÓtelo por ahÍ. una pizquita de comino. la canela le va a dar un sabor como dulce, como son las empanadas al igual que las pasitas. tambiÉn se lo vamos a poner. y tambiÉn algo muy latino. no podÍan faltar los frijoles negros. le recomiendop que le quite todo lo que es el agua, no que sean refritos. nada mÁs para agregarle sabro. sin agua, sin nada de jugo. ya estamos con eso. ya pasaron los 20 minutos de la carne. y aquÍ estÁ. queda de esta manera, para que la cÁmara lo pueda tomar. en una bandeja para hornear. y luego a mÍ me gusta este queso porque tiene jalapeÑo y es como picocito. lo vamos a meter al horno por 10 minutos. trÁete el trapito. >> sÍ. para que no se vaya a quemar. >> la magia lo vamos a meterte la televisiÓn. >> miren cÓmo queda. >> violÁ! >> eso, quÉ maravila. >> y luego le ponem

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the previous record was for $1.7 million was paid for the handwritten lyrics to the song "tequila."here they are. well, there it is. you probably knew that, sfligt >> yes. >> jimmy: this is one. while everybody was busy trying to like soccer, the world's ugliest dog was crowned. he's a 2-year-old mutt named peanut and it's hard to argue with the judge's choice on this one. >> the world's ugliest dog is -- peanut? peanut, the 2-year-old chihuahua-shih tzu mix, bringing home the prize of the world's ugliest dog, beating out nearly 30 other pooches. holly from greenville, north carolina, found him and fell in love. >> he's either the world's ugliest dog or world's prettiest rat. we're not sure. wow. poor thing. you know who peanut kind of looks like? if you put them side by side. they have the same hairdresser. i'm happy to report that peanut is in the building tonight. the ugliest dog in the world is here. we tried to book the world's most beautiful dog but he's summering with heidi clum. we got hair and makeup and wardrobe to give the world's ugliest dog a makeover. take a look. ♪ ♪

it's because you have too many shots of tequila.e can't have anything because we've got your little love gob lynn growing inside of us. all you did was roll over, fall asleep. you are not pregnant. we are. >> all right. so is it actually that big of a deal? kimberly or is it kind of cute when men say it because they are really into it? >> no. it's not cute at all. >> you don't like it? >> no, no, no. they know what they did, and i mean come on, i was pregnant. i was pregnant, it wasn't we were pregnant. you are the one doing the heavy lifting, literally and having your stomach go out here, your books go out to here and your butt to go out there to there. >> we don't have big butt, we don't have mood swings, just the woman -- >> first of all, i think people vastly under appreciate with what a man has to do to get the process started. secondly, he got to put up with his old lady when she starts getting these mood swings and you got to go out and get ice cream at 5:00. i think we're pregnant. we're in it nor the long haul. >> no guy in

. >> llevo el tequila. mi clase de samba, inadecuado.bol. les digo estable no es solamente sobre el fÚtbol. es la pelota viajando alrededor del mundo, conectando personas. no importa el color de piel, si eres pobre o rico, lo importante es conectar gente. >> es de nueva zelanda, formÓ parte de la selecciÓn de fÚtbol de su paÍs, pero Él querÍa algo mÁs que jugar. (inglÉs) >> crecÍ con el fÚtbol en la sangre, lo amo. habÍa una chance para usarlo en la educaciÓn. hice una organizaciÓn para sumar jÓvenes para brindar mejor oportunidad de vida. >> para andrew es mucho mÁs que un balÓn lo que lleva entre las manos. hace tres meses fue fabricado en una prisiÓn de brasil y donado a su organizaciÓn. partiÓ desde londres, en el 150 aniversario del primer juego de fÚtbol en el mundo. rumbo al mundial de brasil. fue firmado por mÁs de 6 mil personas. ♪ esta pelota fue firmada por varios de los mÁs famosos jugadores del mundo. las mÁs importantes leyenda del fÚtbol. los niÑos aprenden eso. es lo que hacemos. vamos a las escuelas y a las universidades

it's a fruit infused tequila.rk two days ago. >> all those fruit items there are completely boozed up? >> they are. this is a boozey, boozey fruit. you want to help me make it? >> sure. >> let's put a pile of the pineapple at the bottom of the mason. i use them for everything. >> i'm a messy prep chef. >> i love it. they're gog load some strawberries into there. you're going to do a third and a third and a third. and some kiwi. >> look at that. congratulations, it's a fire ball. >> thank you. >> are you only doing things left handed? >> i only started practicing. >> were you surprised? >> yes. >> he's awesome. his name is matt. he's not an actor. he's so cute. >> there you are. >> we pour the tequila on top of the fruit and it's the easiest thing ever. it sits in the fridge. you can leave it for a week or two days. >> it's going to kill somebody. >> it's for parties. not just for the four of us. >> leaving it there might be the difficult part, right? >> exactly. like it doesn't smell like tequila anymore. it's act

a tal punto, que metiÓ una botella de tequila en el oso de peluche con el que aparece en esta foto tomadarÍa directamente los jefes de alarcÓn. >> el comportamiento, no solamente debe ser correcto, sino ejemplar. >> el caso de ser funcionario no es el Único. otros polÍticos fusiÓn de lado sus obligaciones por la tentaciÓn del mundial. por ejemplo, jorge molina el regidor y la alcaldÍa de morelia, en su cuenta de facebook se publicaron fotos donde presumÍa su viaje a brasil. dijo que no eran suyos y que habÍan sido saqueadas. un dÍa despuÉs aparece un evento pÚblico y pido disculpas. pero en sus oficinas no estÁ. nadie sabe dÓnde estÁ. no es el Único, por todo lado se difunde fotografÍa de políticos que estÁn en brasil disfrutando de la fiebre mundialista. mientras que en el congreso el paÍs se discuten algunas de las leyes de la historia reciente y todo por el fÚtbol. >> hay que ser responsable con el trabajo. >> diligente tambiÉn. exacto. >> el astro uruguayo de fÚtbol luis suÁrez, pasará a la historia pero no por sus goles, sino por los escÁndalos, y obviamente por sus mordidas. >> su a

it's because you had too many shots of tequila. do you know how many shots of tequila we had? none!ave anything! because we've got your little love goblin growing inside of us. >> glad she's not bitter. >> and other pregnant moms joining mila on stage to bond over tubs of ice cream. >> can we do the slow clap? >> it is weird to say we're pregnant. >> i did that once. >> hope you don't run into mila kuhn nis a dark alley. >> that's what's trending today. we'll be back in 30 seconds. >>> as we mentioned, big day in kennebunkport, maine, president george herbert walker bush is turning 90. so let's go back to his granddaughter, jenna bush hager warks big announcement. i guess we couldn't expect him to sit around eating cake all day. how is your grandfather planning to celebrate? >> he's planning like a lot of 90-year-olds do. he just tweeted that it's a wonderful day in maine, in fact, nice enough for a parachute jump. yes, my grandfather is going to sky-dive once again for his 90th birthday, which is pretty unbelievable. he told me this at his 88th and we all thought the plan was a bit

♪ still can you imagine if we ever struck it i'd go shoot tequila take a lime and suck it ♪ ♪ and we'dhole dang thing ♪ ♪ we'd sail around the world and go to shore in a dingy ♪ ♪ but till that dream comes true why don't you grab your bikini 'cause ♪ ♪ we got an inner tube we got a trailer hitch we're near the river and far from rich ♪ ♪ but we have got each other and gas in the tank ♪ ♪ we're laughing all the way to the river bank ♪ ♪ however it goes whatever happens we've got it made in these shades ♪ ♪ 'cause baby we can float behind this boat we can ride away ♪ ♪ ♪ we got an inner tube we got a trailer hitch we're near the river and far from rich ♪ ♪ but we have got each other and gas in the tank ♪ ♪ and it's a beautiful day we're laughing all the way to the river bank ♪ ♪ captions by vitac ♪ ♪ ♪ i got a'59 camero ♪ ♪ oh, hell, we might as well burn this tank of gas ♪ ♪ the bridge ain't going nowhere, girl ♪ ♪ let's go nowhere fast ♪ there's moonshine in the trunk ♪ ♪ moonlight on our tail ♪ if we get caught, they're going to haul us off to jail ♪ ♪ ♪ making a midnight run ♪ let's

so it's a little cleaner-burning fuel, just tequila and ice. >> jimmy: just straight.. >> jimmy: yeah, headache. >> hangover. >> jim: i have to ask the master. how -- the a cure for a hangover? >> yeah. don't get drunk. [ laughter ] >> but if you just -- don't get that drunk. pace yourself. >> jimmy: pace yourself. >> and if you don' c >> jimmy: oh, coconut water, mon. >> coconut water, mon. >> jimmy: is that -- that's the way to do it. that will hidrate you right there? >> that will hydrate you right there. >> jimmy: alright. i love that. that's all good stuff. i want to talk to you quickly about this cool thing you're doing. i've never heard of anyone doing this. i didn't even know they're even still around, but drive-in movie theaters. >> yes >> jimmy: i didn't even -- i love them. [ applause ] i didn't even knowe had them. >> yes. >> jimmy: i don't know if we have any on the east coast anymore. >> no. there are. there's actually over 250 drive-ins active still doing it. so technology has kind of advanced to the point where we can stream we're playing at one drive-i

it's because you had too many shots of tequila. you're not pregnant. >> we are. we are. >> that's cute. >> okay. now, has she even admitted that she is publicly? >> i guess so. >> anyway, i don't know. i think there is something kind of sweet about it. you do make a child together, which is, you know, the beauty of it. and then you do hopefully raise the child together. and if you're a good partner, you are going through those -- you're caring for her and cleaning up after her and -- >> i think it's sweet, too. but that is a funny little bit. >> yeah. >> all right. so there was a dad. i think a lot of parents will relate to this. in the middle of the night, the baby is crying, won't stop crying, won't stop crying. so this father, and his name is nuncio rosso, decided that he had the solution for a crying baby, michaela, who was 10 months old. take a look at this. [ crying ] >> aw. and out. >> out like a light. that was from one of those baby cams. >> he would -- she would cry i guess every two hours or something. but apparently he couldn't get out, right? are we

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for $500 i'll buy ten pairs of shoes and a bottle of tequila. >> yes.men ain't buying anything over $500 on their own. >> yes. if a man bought me gregory, i won't need him because i have the man. >> it might be a parting gift when he breaks up with you. >> i don't love you anymore, but don't want to you feel unsafe. >> yes. >> just put gregory in the bed and leave. you think you're sleeping with him still. meanwhile, you're in vegas. >> you're playing jugalo festival? >> yes. in ohio. i did clown posse television show. it was great. so i am excited to do it. >> we had them on the show once. >> okay. >> they seemed pretty cool. i think a lot of former red eye people >> i know gilbert godfrey is on. it's going to be fun they said get ready to see a lot of fat girls boobs so i'm not going to eat until i get there. >> there are a lot of black jaggalos? >> the blackalos? i have me and the mirror. that i'm staring at. yes. jugalos for live. >> fat girls got boobs too. they got the best. not that i would know. >> bye. >> i can do pointy with that. shopping onl

former van halen front man made a fortune producing his own brand of tequila now he's pitching anotheris creation. sammy beach bar rum. hagar lives part-time in mexico and mill valley exploratorium mayor declared today sammy hagar day. >> stay right here. another 30 minutes of 7 news at 9 moments away. coming up. update on the fire in solano county 2 homes destroyed. only on 7 news. decision that forces the shut down of controversial north coast highway project and environmental road block at the will its bypass i have been reporting on for aer yichlt end to commute crisis in the east bay. some folk are getting new wheels with some help from city hall. of it. another half hour hall. of it. another half hour of 7 news coming up next. heat shields are compromised. we have multiple failures. what's that alarm? fuel cell two is down. i'm going to have to guide her in manually. this is very exciting. but i'm at my stop. come again? i'm watching this on the train. it's so hard to leave. good luck with everything. watch tv virtually anywhere with the u-verse tv app. with at&t, the u-verse rev

. >> i'm not thinking it's a tequila and a stripper night. no way for someone to know that what was being said under my name, my picture and my contact information was not coming from me, >>mayor ardis says he might file a defamation lawsuit of his own. college students in wisconsin are competing for the perfect summer job. it's a mail delivery service on a boat. here's the catch-- the boat never stops moving. participants jump off the boat - stuff the mail in the box, then jump right back on. auditions were held on the dock of riviera, in downtown lake geneva. they're scored in different categories... including athletic skill, accuracy and enthusiasm. thirteen people tried out -- but only four will get the job. may be audition is the right word for that. >> when you are a teenager you want to do stuff like that. jumping on a boat ... when you get older you think about the insurance copiague. then it loses its luster. 57 degrees wind at 7 mi.. light breeze mostly clear. full moon at this hour in its the strawberry moon occurring on friday the

this tequila rum and vodka and gin and ka lua. >> and the ladies drinks are cheaper, seven bucks and more. they were just trying to get the customers a laugh. >> women's metabolism is different and as the father of three girls i am for it. >> they started with a steak house and closed it last week with a female one. >> and that is the lucrative thing is cocktail and the lady cocktail and all of the colored margaitas and and martinis. give me the big girl drink. >> i learned about this one. you only have to buy her one drink or expensive wine. >> you pour it in to food. >> wines like too potent for me. two sips and where is the party? >> wow. >> really? >> and you don't like a a pinnocola d a or da qua ri. >> and you date guys who don't have a lot of cash? >> and two for two. >> happy hour and get it some wings. >> she drinks the green juice. it is bright green. >> and it is got ka le. and ka le and ka lua. >> wow, are you in the mood now? >> hot tubs in the rain and pinno colata. >> and what do you drink? >> no, red wine, and i like the fruity drink like that if i am in the beach wit

. >> it is because you had too many shots of tequila. do you know how many shots of tech kulae we had? none. because we can't have shots of tech kulae. we can't have anything. because we've got your little love goblin glowing inside of us. all you did was roll over and fall asleep. you're not pregnant. we are. >> that is great. i love that. >> but i had noticed this growing trends, like what he says it right here to her. that we're pregnant. i have heard guys say that now, when their wife is pregnant. >> i think it comes from a good place, trying to be like we're involved, this is happening to both of us. i'm a committed dad. >> like did someone come up to you when jessica or jill were -- >> no, i never said -- >> i heard you're pregnant. >> those words never left the mouth. >> but that's not uncommon thing. no, i mean? >> it is trendy right now. we are pregnant, two of us. >>> by the way, she is having a kid with ashton kutcher, you know that, right? all right, caitlin? >> it is hard, someone like caitlin will say, you know, sometimes c

them my name and said it's nice to meet ya ♪ ♪ then she handed me of a bottle of water filled with tequilank all of it down ♪ ♪ sobering up we just sit on the couch one thing led to another now she's kissing my mouth ♪ ♪ i need you darling come on set the tone ♪ if you feel you're falling won't you let me know oh oh ooh ooh ♪ ♪ oh oh ooh ooh if you love me come on get involved ♪ ♪ feel it rushing through you from your head to toe oh oh ooh ooh ♪ ♪ oh oh ooh ooh sing, oh oh oh oh oh oh louder, oh oh oh oh oh sing, oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ can you feel it all the guys in here don't really wanna dance ♪ ♪ can you feel it i can hear is music from the back ♪ ♪ can you feel it found you hiding here so hoped you'd take my hand darling ♪ ♪ before the beat kicks in again can you feel it oh can you feel it ♪ ♪ oh no no no i need you darling come on set the tone ♪ ♪ if you feel you're falling won't you let me know ♪ oh oh ooh ooh oh oh ooh ooh ♪ ♪ if you love me come on get involved feel it rushing through you from your head to toe ♪ ♪ oh oh ooh ooh oh oh ooh ooh sing ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: