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thomas haden church will join us as well, and our old buddy, terry bradshaw. yes sir. [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: folks, it's monday night. time for "headlines." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jay: i know it's christmas, i think they could have worded this better. pucker up for mistletoe kissing balls. [ laughter ] that seems -- that's appropriate somehow. look at this picture. anastasia alexander belts out "jingle bells" to the hewlett-packard corporate concert. look at the guy behind her. he seems stunned. [ laughter and applause ] look at this, hey guys -- do you need teeth by tonight? [ laughter ] sounds like a drug deal or something, doesn't it? "yeah, i'm gonna see this girl. i need some teeth by tonight. can you help me? she, doesn't know i don't have any teeth." now, this seems the wrong way to sell cookies to me. this seems inappropriate. girl scouts flash -- mob at the commons. [ laughter ] never show your cookies, that's what i always say. [ light laughter ] i think what they mean here is full time. now hiring, four-foot cashier. [ laughter ] here

and coming friday, terry bradshaw.use ] now folks, the holidays are supposed to be a time of peace on earth and good will towards men. however, some people say to hell with that and like to pull pranks on their friends and family. then they post video on youtube. we have invited three of the most popular ones to join us for "holiday pranks." ♪ >> jay: all righty. like you, i'm meeting these people for the first time. where's rachel and carol. oh, hi, guys. >> jay: you're rachel? and you're carol? >> i'm carol. >> jay: hi, how are you? now, what is this relationship? >> she's my grandma. >> jay: that's your grandma. okay, and where do you guys live? >> new jersey. >> jay: new jersey. okay, very good. and what do you do? >> i'm a neuroscience major at colgate university. >> jay: okay. and grandma? >> a personal trainer and a a group fitness instructor. >> jay: oh, a group -- oh, wow, a personal trainer. wow, very good. [ applause ] wow, that's very good. very good. and do you work out with your grandma? >> i have before.

i want to thank our guests, terry bradshaw, bailee madison, and of course chris isaak.. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >>> jimmy: fantastic. hey, i feel the love. thank you so much. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. i can't believe this is our final show of 2011. and on a serious note, i don't write these jokes by myself, so i want to thank the people who make them possible. charlie sheen, the kardashians -- [ laughter ] herman cain, and anthony weiner. wow, anthony weiner. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. that's right. new year's is right around the corner. i can't wait 'til the clock strikes 12:00 and everyone's, like, -- ♪ should all acquaintance be forgot duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ should auld acquaintance

father christmas himself, terry bradshaw will be here. all right. love christmas, especially all the great christmas movies and the specials that come on this time of year. there are also some really horrible christmas movies and tv shows. some so bad, you probably have never even seen them until now. until now, because it's time to check out some "christmas movie and tv fails." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: well, "rudolph the red-nosed reindeer," that's always -- that is a classic. it's a great little stop-motion tv special. here is one -- this one didn't work out so well. it's about an elf named barry who -- [ light laughter ] who just keeps kissing up to santa and i think -- well, you be the judge. >> ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. hello, everyone. i have some announcements. >> oh, my god. i love your announcements so much, santa. so i can't, like, wait. everybody, please. he's gonna make an announcement. so, like, be quiet because it's going be awesome. >> right, well, i'm thinking of bringing extra presents to the children this year. >> oh, my god. i

also this week, jonah hill, terry bradshaw and the newest member of the los angeles clippers, chris paulcheers and applause ] and as you know, his -- his father ron paul running for president. [ laughter ] >> rickey: wow. >> which is fascinating. so we're going to find out all about -- >> rickey: i didn't know that. >> jay: now, folks, internet search engines like google and yahoo!, they present lists of popular topics under the heading, "what's trending now." now, that's a great -- wait. [ light laughter ] as i was saying -- [ light laughter ] you know what he was like on the wedding night. all right. [ laughter ] as i was saying, it's a great way to stay on top of the big news stories of the day. now, thanks to the vast resources of the nbc empire, we can bring you something even better in a bit we call "what's trending tomorrow?" ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> all righty. here's how it works. first, we'll tell you about what's trending right now and then, using our advanced technology, we'll show you the stories that people will be following in the future. it's amazing we have this abil

let me hear bradshaw. >> he introduced me the first time and -- [ impersonating terry bradshaw ] ladiesmany say al? [ cheers and applause ] you on many say cris? [ cheers and applause ] i think it's al. i've got to go al on that one. [ cheers and applause ] >> okay. >> 51-49, maybe. >> jay: all right, gentlemen, what decade saw names first appear on the backs of nfl jerseys? what decade did the names first appear? remember, you do this for a a living. [ laughter ] >> this is not multiple choice. >> jay: not multiple -- what decade? [ buzzer ] al? >> '60s. >> jay: '60s is correct! [ ding ] [ cheers and applause ] >> what's the prize, by the way. >> jay: huge prize. a firm handshake and a slice of colt mutton. that is the prize. [ laughter ] what event features the most people under 5 feet tall? the kentucky derby. little league world series. or c, "bob costas' family reunion"? [ laughter ] cris, stay on your buzzer at all times! [ buzzer ] >> "bob costas family reunion"! >> jay: no, little league world series. i'm sorry. >> i can't get anything right. >> jay: cris you're doing awful. >>

and then later this week, jim parsons, terry bradshaw, taylor kitsch will be here, maggie q will be with my morning jacket and yelawolf. and, oh, i want to extend a big congratulations to our announcer dicky barrett who along with his wife jessica had a baby girl on wednesday. great job. there's a picture. very cute. you can see she's already -- she's already got the tattoos like daddy. >> just like her daddy. >> jimmy: is she healthy, knock on wood. >> dicky: yes, very much. >> jimmy: her name is lilly barrett. her initials are lb, so you better hope she doesn't get fat. our first guest tonight is a television titan. you know him as "regis" from "live with regis and kelly." he is ten days removed from that show and already calling his wife gelman by mistake. his new book is a best-seller. it's called "how i got this way." please say hello to regis philbin. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: good to see you. how are you doing? >> oh, i thought i had you locked out. how did you get back in? >> jimmy: let me get this straight. you're not retired. >> not retired although everyo

on thursday night, crazy terry bradshaw will be here with maggie q and yelawolf. so join us then. is an nba legend who, in his spare time, dresses up as a sheriff and makes terrible movies. his memoir is called "shaq uncut: my story." he typed it with his own gigantic fingers. please welcome literary giant, shaquille o'neal. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: shaq, you know -- you know -- this isn't a game. >> i need a second. i'm tired. oh. >> jimmy: i feel like the bachelorette. thank you so much. three roses. that means you really like me, too. how are you? good to see you. >> i'm all right. taking it easy. >> jimmy: enjoying your post-basketball career? >> let's see. i wake up every day at 2:00 p.m. eat a box of frosted flakes. watch maury povich. i dress like this and walk about 20 steps to my office. i sit, i answer no phone calls and i just -- i just act important. >> jimmy: you really are sweating, by the way. >> it's hot. i haven't ran around like that in awhile. >> jimmy: you have to be careful. i'm sure you know this because you get so much exerci

so for me, like, i got some of the older guys like terry bradshaw. got the steel curtains. >> you know i'm not a big fan of the steelers. you know that, right? in all the time i've been with them, they don't talk at all about themselves and their struggles. they talk about how can they help someone else? how can they support another family? and to me that's what a hero is all about. >> i've drawn inspiration from chris. because i know what it takes for him to be in that chair day to day. to me, that's a hero. [ applause ] >> ladies and gentlemen, please join me in honoring my friend and cnn hero, eddie canales. [ applause ] >> those who love the game of football and support the game of football, we'd like for you to get behind us. and if it's okay with you, i'd like to bring my son chris out and share this with him. [ applause ] we ask that you help us provide what these families need. we cheer these young men on the football field. let's make sure we don't forget them now. thank you very much. [ applause ] >> welcome, guys. great speech, eddie. than

so, for me, like, i got some of the older guys like terry bradshaw. got the steel curtains. >> you know i'm not a big fan of the steelers. you know that, right? in all the time i've been with them, they don't talk at all about themselves and their struggles. they talk about how can they help someone else? how can they support another family? to me that's what a hero is all about. >> i've drawn inspiration from chris. because i know what it takes for him to be in that chair day to day. to me, that's a hero. [ applause ] >> ladies and gentlemen, please join me in honoring my friend, and cnn hero, eddie canales. >> those who love the game of football and support the game of football, we'd like for you to get behind us. and if it's okay with you, i'd like to bring my son chris out and share this with him. [ applause ] we ask that you help us provide what these families need. we cheer these young men on the football field. let's make sure we don't forget them now. thank you very much. >> welcome, guys. great speech, eddie. thanks, kurt. chris, nice to see

, in the final seconds of the playoff game between the steelers and the raiders, pittsburgh's terry bradshaw oakland defender and into franco harris' arms. harris ran more than 40 yards for the winning touchdown. that catch was dubbed the immaculate reception. you're looking live at pictures here from capitol hill where we're expecting to hear from senate majority leader harry reid on the payroll tax extension deal any minute now. also, moments from now the house will take up their part of the two-month extension as long as no one opposes it on the house floor. on the trail, republican candidates weighed in on news of the deal. >> this is one more temporary gimmick. it is not a permanent solution. that's been the problem from the beginning. >> it wasn't so much it was a disagreement, it was who is going to get blamed. the president is getting blamed, but they weren't dealing with real policy matters. it was just a matter of strategy. >> governor, can we get your reaction to the payroll agreement? early to predict that right now, but i trust it's gonna get done. hope it gets done soon. >> mik

tomorrow night, terry bradshaw will be here. jimmy fallon, happening right now. jimmy! presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, thank you very much, everybody. how you doing? hey, guys. welcome to "late night --" welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. christmas is almost here, you guys! [ cheers and applause ] i'm excited. this is a nice story. yesterday, president obama bought about $200 worth of christmas presents at best buy. then it got awkward when he asked the geek squad if they fixed economies. [ laughter ] "the new york daily news" reported that obama bought the wii game, "just dance," for his daughters sasha and malia. or in other words, "the new york daily news" just ruined the fun of opening presents for sasha and malia. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] hello! "let me guess. 'just dance'?" [ laughter ] i don't know w

we see with the fox football family as well working with terry bradshaw which is a dream come true.y sits terry. >> why? >> because i like to do crazy stuff like jump off roofs. >> listen that is what it is all about. if he doesn't have a joke with one he goes to the next voice. i tell you. doocy. what would i like for christmas. i am not just a video game mogul but ifiesic. and i would love those bret farve figurins. and i would loo like to line them up in the army and navy and marines and there it is goes. you and tommy retired. how did we get to that one. >> bret farve retired and he went back and forth. i am confused. i am not sure where he's going with this stuff but getting back to where it is supposed to be. >> for a moment you were former president of the united states. george bush. >> i tell you what i want for christmas. i want -- hold on, i got this stuff. you guys don't worry. he's okay with this. >> good peace toward men and ah .... the end. you felt that was not going well, but we got there. charles barkly what you want for christmas? things to be little less terrible.

for me i have some of the older guys, terry bradshaw, stealth curtains. >> in all the time that i'vehat's what a hero is all about. >> i draw inspiration from chris because i know what it takes for him to be in that chair day to day. >> to me that's a hero. >> ladies and gentlemen, please join me in honoring my friend and cnn hero, eddie canales. >> those who love the game of football and support the game of football, we'd like for you to get behind us. if it's okay with you, i'd like to bring my son chris out and share this with him. we ask that you help us provide what these families need. we cheered these young men on the football field. let's make sure we don't forget them now. thank you very much. [ applause ] >> welcome, guys. great speech, eddie. kurt. chris, nice to see you again. kurt, great to see you. i understand you were so impressed by eddie's story that you reached out to cnn yourself to get in touch with eddie and chris. what do you take away interest that experience? >> it's amazing to me to see all the people. not just eddie and chris, but all the people here repres

so, for me, like, i got some of the older guys like terry bradshaw.ime i've been with them, they don't talk at all about their selves and their struggles. they talk about how can they help someone else? how can they support another family? to me that's what a hero is all about. >> i've drawn inspiration from chris pip know what it takes for him to be in that chair day-to-day. to me, that's a hero. [ applause ] >> ladies and gentlemen, please join me in honoring my friend, and cnn hero, eddie canales. [ applause ] >> those who love the game of football and support the game of football, we'd like for you to get behind us. and if it's okay with you, i'd like to bring my son chris out and share this with him. [ cheers and applause ] >> we ask that you help us provide what these families need. we cheer these young men on the football field. let's make sure we don't forget them now. thank you very much. [ applause ] >> welcome, guys. great speech, eddie. thanks, kurt. chris, nice to see you again. kurt, great to see you. i understand you were so impressed b