they get the poop scared out of them by the guys at flash box tv. this is a prank.y pretend to lock these girls in. they've got bloody masks and a pick ax or something. >> here's another couple. happy to go into the photo booth. little kissy face and get some cute pictures until -- [ screams ] >> you are on black box tv. >> this is awful. >> pretty cruel dirty joke. >> and you can't even fight back. >> watch this guy react. >> even a photo booth itself, anes alrey. to get it after they hear it. you are getting pranked. this is black box tv. this last guy -- >> oh, no. >> he looked like he was hyperventilating. >> he's got to turn in his man card. >> who wouldn't scream. >>> some break dancing moves that will -- >> blow your mind. >> how do you beat this? >> the move that >>> i hope this video doesn't produce horrific flashbacks for you. >> this is bernie. he's working in the office. he gives his customer paperwork. sit down and, he's not quite seated all the way because, boom! down, bernie goes. >> oh, poor bernie. sometimes the chair slides out from under you, okay

when the baby forwards, when the baby poops, when the baby eats, when the baby sleeps. it's cool. * farts guess who else uses facebook? all these vandals. i'm going to show you pictures and actual footage from the facebook to show you what they put on here. i'll go back to telling you guys how we got started. when i did get the graffiti, i told you, crap, this sucks. i have to do grace feet aloe, have to try to find out what these trigs are all about. when i was in s-r-o it was easier to deal with it in the school because that was my own little community. i can handle a little around the community of the school to help get the tigers. * when i started doing the graffiti, i felt like i was just pushing paper every day. how many of you guys actually investigate graffiti in here? do you feel that way sometimes? you're just pushing misdemeanor paperwork, here we go, here we go, here we go. well, i got this graffiti tracker program and i started putting that together and i'm like, how can we use this? * to get something bigger? i sat down with our county attorney then, rick

did the texas department of public safety slander women's rights protesters or polite to a punch of poop yielding hecklers? the republican bill designed to shut down most of the state's clinics really riled up the electorate in texas. as demonstrators gathered in the capitol to protest, without a single jar of human waste among them, rick perry signed that bill into law. the activists who fought against this bill as it moved through the legislature are not going away. they're simply refocusing the fight. joining me now is elise hogue, texan and president of neral pro-choice america. it's good to have you here. >> it's great to see you, chris. >> the first question is, why should i not feel deflated and bummed out? wendy davis add this amazing filibuster, galvanized public opinion. they pushed the thing through. he's signing it. 100 republicans at the signing. they're all celebrating. they won, we lost. >> when your opposition has to resort to the we're losing, we're losing, hey, look, poop defense, we have a lot to be optimistic about. look, i'm a texan. i've never seen energy like this

"huffington post" brings us the story, everybody poops, but not everyone does it in their pants at a r even close to eating, it is epic, and really thoroughly disgusting. >> this is the only version i found. >> stephanie: it was too much for me. i was not going to do the story, because i was so grossed out -- >> i just think i'm going barf! >> stephanie: it's really quite -- any way ronald strong according to a recent salon article, accidentally defecated in his pants, went to clean it up, and left such a terrible mess in the bathroom, they gave the man a week in jail. and i know you think that's harsh, until you read the details. >> i just think i'm going barf! >> it sounds like he couldn't help it. >> stephanie: in a graphic 57-page article, ladies and gentlemen, it details strong's crappy day. a distinguished judge included vivid comparisons to spaghetti sauce and chunky peanut butter. if you need to lose weight, you may never eat again. you remember the time i ate too much seaweed and went to the bathroom in central park -- >> you didn't make it. >> stephanie: no, and apparently h

. >> don't step in the poop. >> his herd of 50,000 roams on only a few of the 27 properties he owns across north and south america. he plans to leave it all to conservation after he's gone. >> when our time's up, it's up. >> no matter how rich you are, doesn't matter. >> that's right. all the money in the world won't buy you one more day. >> so you might as well give it away. >> might as well. >> portrait of a man temporarily at peace, taking a break from his marathon race with life. catch and release, just like those billions that slipped away. >> out here i don't have to worry about the seven billion i lost. >> seven billion. it makes you stop and think. >> you know, you got-- you can't cry over spilt milk, as i said before. got to press on, my man. ha-ha! another nice one. hee-hee-hee! >> [chuckles] >> ted turner keeps moving. he dedicates most of his time these days to his philanthropic and charitable interests. among his many activities, he serves on the united nations committee to eliminate poverty and is co-chairman of the nuclear threat initiative. he also remains closely involved

the feeding, the poop, the kick, the fact that not all that nice. the whole thing is really a big nuisance. having a motorized vehicle is not only cool, but so fine, you wonder why people would not just pay to drive it. and so why the teamsters union is a tough union, it's because it had to be tough to assert that even though all you're doing is putting your foot on a pedal and steering wheel, you still deserve to get paid. that is why cabbies' get paid. and every time they use the job that is not utterly miserable and dangerous but still pays, you notice something about that job which is that there was in the past some struggle that created some sort of will ratchet our structure that helps those people get paid despite the fact that they are not constantly risking death. there is either or a union for academics to something because there's always some kind of the mechanism. and this is the reason why in the 20th-century we get better jobs to go with better technology. it was so much a question of whether people were still going to need it. it was

the butt there? do you think anybody will shoot poop from the front?at would be weird. >> greg, you are the second person to talk about poop to me this week. the other person was, wait for it, snooki. >> and we were all going to say lil dog. >> sorry. >> i wasn't saying anything meaningful. >> men's cosmetic procedures have gone up since 1997 by 106%. men, stop it. you look ridiculous. >> thank you. >> it makes you ridiculous. >> bill, do older men you dance for at private parties place the male buttocks high on your list of priorities? >> yes, but i can't afford the surgery as of yet. but i am increasingly interested in men who are increasingly interested in adding some weight to their butts. i want a sugar daddy with a butt that is fatty. >>> up next, we will talk about big foot with dean cain. he has a new tv show out about big foot. joy of hate, amazon.com, autographed copy. g gutfeld.com. >>> it is on the watch for sasquash. they announced a new show titling $10 million big foot bounty. with a title like that, it will no doubt be the greatest show

hundreds of sea gulls dive bombed the ballpark czarrening for leftovers. they poop on the fans players and vendors. giants' officials say sometimes the birds land on the field or in the stands and they make a mess. they are taking the issue seriously and still looking for a solution. >> always seems to be about the same time in the game too. it's almost as if they're saying all right that's enough. let's wrap it up. >> you know the bottom of the stands by now. all right you have a fashion update in sports tonight? >> yes i do. buster posey has the top selling jersey in baseball. who has the honor in the nfl. >>> and does tiger woods have a strong round of golf left in him across the pond at the british open? ,,,,,,,,,, uh-oh! guess what day it is?? guess what day it is! huh...anybody? julie! hey...guess what day it is?? ah come on, i know you can hear me. mike mike mike mike mike... what day is it mike? ha ha ha ha ha ha! leslie, guess what today is? it's hump day. whoot whoot! ronny, how happy are folks who save hundreds of dollars switching to geico? i'd say happi

who does graffiti, we generally send out, not the paint, we send out to strip the toilets and public parks, pick up dog poop at the dog park. pick up something that was disgusting and they don't get a chance to paint at all. we would see where they would paint over and they would forget the part with their gang and they would paint over. they would use a roller and put stuff behind. we've done that. we've only walked away from it only because we haven't got what we consider the proper supervision to go out to be able to assess the environment and the young gangsters that go out on the paint crew, they respect the old veterans even if they've gotten reformed. they don't so much respect the city work [speaker not understood]. that's how it worked with us. >> okay, anybody else up there want to comment on that? i'm going to run over here because it's over here. had his hand up for a little while. if i could get you to stand up. >> this is a softball for dpw. i want to know where you get the funding that you give out as grant funding, let's say street smarts. is it general fund money, is there a special fee tha

in january, 2014, we'll have another traveling exhibit called "the scoop on poop." i will let you think about that one, too. [ laughter ] i want to point out on july 4 we're going to have a special red white and zoo day and anybody showing up with a flag and i mean anybody, carrying a plastic flag and you get a $2 discount and every day is a discount day for our military. you show up with your military id, you get a discount also. >> just a quick snapshot on our summer programs. there are interpreters that are using this living classroom to help people understand about the wild places and wild things and that is where meredith started. these are some of the programs that she started on and helped influence and again, her presence is still rippling to this day. 380 kids are learning about the wild places and helping to influence people. about a thousand kids will be going through this using the living classroom called the san francisco zoo and our traveling zoo throughout the greater bay area. we did over 13,000 kids who saw these incredible animals and learned about

the ballpark czarrennening for leftovers. -- scavenging for leftovers. they show up for night games and poop on the players and fans and vendors. they land in the fields and stands and make a mess. they're taking the issue seriously but they don't have a solution yet. >>> all that was missing was the cameo from alfred hitchcock and tippi hedren. the a's trying to figure it out tonight and as bang bang for the giants. trying to make some noise again tonight. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, show ya... >>> matt cain bounced from the worst start of his career and went five plus, but was it enough? got a minute to show you. 5 2:00 against the d-backs -- 5th inning against the d-backs, buster posey. did you know this was his tenth career homer as a first baseman? thank you henry shulman for that stat. 4-1 giants and they needed all of that when romo came in to shout the door on -- shut the door on ross. giants win the first two games of the season 4-3 tonight. c.j. wilson nasty stuff when the a's, josh reddick just mystified. eight strikeouts for wilson. reddick a victim three times. oakland down 2-0. john jaso

the baby everything it needs. nourishment. they worry it's going to poop out. it probably won't but it does happen. >> with the royals, i'm asking you to speculate. is she likely to be treated different to any other british woman? >> if a woman in the united wing come is 40 weeks pregnant and wants to be induced, let's do this now, according to nhs guidelines, that's not the way it goes. you have to wait until it's 41 weeks. given who she is, if she says, today is my due date, i'd like to move this along and be induced, my guess is they'll take that more seriously. of course, they want a healthy baby, they want to do the right thing. >> exactly. oh my goodness. let's go further than what was it you said -- >> cervical sweeping. >> that's right. >> one thing i to add they will definitely do is monitor that baby and monitor kate to make sure she and the baby are doing okay. that's crucial when you've hit your due date. >> you can't have that placenta poopin fwr pooping. can't have a pooped out bl placenta. maybe tmi for some. max foster, hopefully he's listening.

who does graffiti, we generally send out, not the paint, we send out to strip the toilets and public parks, pick up dog poop at the dog park. pick up something that was disgusting and they don't get a chance to paint at all. we would see where they would paint over and they would forget the part with their gang and they would paint over. they would use a roller and put stuff behind. we've done that. we've only walked away from it only because we

i don't know if you have done it but there is feeding , they getting kicked , the poop and not all of the merchandise and the whole thing is a nuisance. so having a motorized vehicle is not only cool but you wonder why people would not be paid to drive them. if you wonder whyse teamsters union tough? it had to be to assert even though you just put your foot on the pedal you deserve to get paid that is why the cab's get paid and every time you see a job that is not utterly miserable and dangerous but still pays you will notice that in the past there was a struggle that created a structure to help those people get paid despite the fact there not risking death. or a tin ear for academic corer something of a mechanism. this is the reason why in the 20th century we got better jobs. it was not a question if people were still needed but a judgment with a hard-fought o billion that if the new rules for people were more pleasant than you could still get paid for them. said the unemployment crisis averted, middle-class is strong especially in the postwar years. but at the turn of the 21st centu

the only movie truth five. >> it is like what is come on. >> it tie poop and opens live on the 2 6th. >>> it features the last moments of oscar grants life before he was shot. >>> black muslim bakery leader is questioning suspends shows, during the trial one of his attorneys, lorna, brown smuggled 'alleged hit writ out of jail. a judge she we are hearing for the first time from one of the jurors who found george zimmerman not guilty. concealing her identity, she did an interto you a and ryan zimmerman -- she felt race was not a factor. >> i feel if they were in the same situation trayvon martin was, george zimmerman would have reacted the same exact way. >> juror b-37 said some members of the jury wanted to find him guilty of something but after hours of what happened, they had to support a different verdict. >> now to the flight of 214, the on seen investigation has wrapped up and the next steps will include first stopser, and conducting 'inn depths performance at fso. >>> they have become the temporary home of some crash victims testimony and their families. it is doing their best to help and they met with

she used to give you free 5-hour energy drinks at the counter in exchange for not pooping at the frozenaisles. >> bubbaloo was not fat, she was husky. slow news day. he was hoping that the 4th of july story would be a stevo firecracker story. instead it's this [ bleep ]. i would say mine was puncy brucester and she had the hope of an enormous rack. >> did i already talk to you, phil? your first crush was barbiturates. >> yes, barbie. i just start answering now. i don't wait for the inflection. >> not a question. >> my first crush was debby herring. at the end where she goes ♪ the tied is high >> something weird happened. >> you wet yourself. >> yeah. >> that's never changed. >> my crush was farrah fawcett. >> i was going to say, i had that poster up in my room for -- yeah, that was the best. >> she -- >> come on. come on. "charlie's angels" she played a nurse in a comedy sitcom and she would show up in different places and i think she was dating lee majors. >> yes. >> then lee majors dumped her for heather thomas, is that right? >> yeah. >> in "fall guy." >> what is this, tmz 1974? >> c

the house. >> i am saying that you know you are pooping at 9:30, don't go jogging. >> the man talked to security and it is called fecal distribution. and people are mad about not picking up after their dog. this is worse, because it seems to be her spot. >>> many of us have seen them and a lot of us have given them money. panhandlers and people on the streets with cardboard signs asking for money, and in this one, a reporter in grand rapids, michigan, put together a report about panhandlers, and about whether the signs are truthful. one person in particular is rudy who frequently seen holding a sign called homeless vet. >> do you feel bad telling people you are a vet, when you are not? >> yes. >> but you do it? >> you have to make money someh somehow. >> he takes the money that he earns and shares it with the bud disand bice some liquor. >> we are having a good time this afternoon. >> it is going to ruin it for the people who need help, because of the people like rudy who are lying to the public. >> according to the reporter, the guys make an average of $25 an hour, and this report hit aer in nv

the stench on the carnival poop cruise, the fear on the "grandeur of the seas" the tragedy on the ""costa concordia"" all displayed on capitol hill. >> i have been assured by the industry things will get better. look at the events over the past 16 months and tell me if this is what you think better looks like. >> reporter: memories of february's carnival "triumph" cruise when thousands of passengers were stranded for five days on the steamy gulf of mexico on a ship lacking power and adequate toilets lingered at the hearing. >> it smelled like sewage and human waste. >> we seriously put our guests in an uncomfortable position and that bothers us a great deal. >> reporter: the cruise industry says its new passenger bill of rights addresses the problem but critics disagree. >> a deeper look indicates the passenger bill of rights is filled with empty promises. >> reporter: into the troubled water comes this, a report allegeding that serious crime on cruiseships is underreported. the report says cruiseships reported 959 serious crimes to the fbi, but only 31 are posted on the coast guard's pub

the problem. it was supposed to be a piece of poop. >> you can't answer the question now. we have to take a break. >>> post game report from tv's andy levy is coming up. >>> tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. andy? >> i want to talk about the selfie. there is a rule if you can't find somebody else to take the picture you shouldn't take it. >> yes. >> i don't think you know what a selfie is. >> exactly. but there shouldn't be selfie. the equation was nobody was there to take it or nobody wanted to, so don't. >> i have a better rule. i don't know if you remember the original geraldo image is sideways? >> yes. >> if you don't have enough technical skill to rotate the picture, you shouldn't be posting selfies. i think that's a fair rule. putting calorie counts on menus doesn't matter. you pointed out that maybe doing the study on mcdonalds isn't the best idea which is a fair point. mcdonalds gets hammered on how unhealthy the food is and they talk about fast-food restaurants being the reason for the calorie count things. it shows that this was a lead of crap. a load of

the 1880s you can't smell anything. if you were there you would never be interested in westerns because everybody is like pooping all over the place. >> speak for yourself. >> wasn't it the letter napolean wrote to josephine. don't shower. isn't that what they liked? >> then again 200, 300 years from now people will look at us and think we are filthy. and with bill, they would be correct. you stink. >>> from distaste to waste. they spent $600,000 to get some fans. according to a state inspector's report they blew through $630,000 of campaign money to get more facebook likes. the campaign increased the likes belonging to something called the bureau of international information programs that went from 100,000 likes to two million. so money well spent. not so fast because as the inspector general points out, many in the bureau criticize the advertising campaigns as buying fans who may have once click owed an add or liked a photo, but have no real interest in the topic. i call that the opposite of money well spent and good luck getting it back. >> there is nothing funny about that, sir. >> anthony, i guess $600,000 is a drop

the toilet. >>> reporter: it's rare to ever hear someone representing a city talking dirty. >> poop, paper and pee. those are really the only things that should be going down your drain. >> reporter: he is talking about so-called flushable wipes. he says they clog up city sewers and cost the city money. >> these things are wreaking havoc on the sewers. >> reporter: it takes toilet paper 8 seconds to disintegrate. but wipes like these took 30 minutes to break down. >> 30 minutes is enough time to clog your home pipes, to clog our city sewer line in the streets or even clog our treatment plants and cause us to have to shut tell down and have to clean out this mess. >> reporter: we got a first han look of the mess. the wipes come together to make rags. this was just five hours after someone last cleaned it. every day the wipes fill one of these three bins. the wipe maker kimberly-clark says many wipes in the industry should not be flushed. the company says it tests its wipes extensively in the lab and in the field. and it says when you use the wipes right, they do break down. >> like it's like pap

i thought i was going to spend life in jail for fart jokes, he was like you can't say the f-bomb, you can't say poop set is going to be hello, good night. >> jimmy: wow, and you didn't know that was going to be the case before you got there? >> yeah, everybody speaks english, and they party, they're human beings. you know, they party. >> jimmy: did you party with them? >> you know what? i tried not to, they caught me one night, and yes, i did. it is very hard to party with people that are that rich. because bottles keep coming all night long, at one point, it was like give me that bottle, as a matter of fact, give me dom and perignon, you can drink them both. >> jimmy: yeah, they're very wealthy, because of the oil. >> it is bad when you say to yourself, i could rob him, i could take his turbin -- >> jimmy: so you guys go and do a comedy act, did they enjoy it? >> they laughed a lot. they had fun. you know, and it is funny -- >> jimmy: how can you tell when they're laughing? >> their eyes are doing this. [ gestures ] >> jimmy: now you have expanded the wayans family yourself, you have two kids. >> y

you know what i hear they did, they poop all over the place. >> had a disgusting. >> shep: too late.o out of britain, gay marriage became legal today after queen elizabeth gave her royal approval. it clears the way for same-sex weddings to begin in england and wales. the law does not cover scotland. hit the backing of cameron. the law passed through parliament yesterday. it only took about two days for one juror to speak out after she found george zimmerman not guilty of killing trayvon martin. now, four other jurors say her views do not represent their views and last juror is apparently keeping quiet. and telephone companies find new ways to charge us money, don't they? now they are sneaking in even more fees and employed new strategies. how are they doing it? we'll show you exactly what you need to see as we approach the top of the news on baby watch! [ female announcer ] it balances you... it fills you with energy... and it gives you what you are looking for to live a more natural life. in a convennt two bar pack. this is nature valley. nature at its most delicious. this is nature

so the transplant is cheap, it is, you know, poop is free. and it's very effective. there are no side effects. assuming that the person, the donor doesn't have any problems, any medical conditions. so it is a fairly miraculous process. but it does -- it's not just the ick factor. when i interviewed the doctor, i said why is it so long for this to take acceptance? are people just repulsed by the notion of taking fecal material from one person, a stranger, no less -- sometimes a family member. he said, well, it's that, but it's also more than that the way medicine happens and the way the process by which a new technique is accepted. and normally there's a pharmaceutical company or a device maker who is spending the money to push it through the various levels that you go through in order to, for the process to become something on the hospital's menu. and here's the code that we bill for, and here's the amount that we bill, etc. so with this there isn't, that structure isn't there, and no one's pushing for it. so the doctor, the guy that i visited in minneapolis, he said

the rhyme. >> i can be down with it. >> i have friends. you don't scare anywhere. you're a fossilized bone. >> they're getting mean now. >> slinging it. >> might be sloth trirk. >> my poop'siscovery. >> x-rated. >> who knew? >> figure out who wins. you be the judge. go to rightthisminute.com, click on best of rtm or watch the rap pa battle on your mobile app. >> the fact this prarng i'm about to show you works makes me so depressed. >> i'm outside of the department of feminist studies here at ucsb. trying to get people to sign a petition to end women's suffrage. >> the right for women to vote in a political election. >> from the whatever youtube channel. >> these women are signing a petition to end women's sufficie sufficie suffrage. >> why are we suffering? >> he says no suffrage, why are we -- no, suffrage. they're like, okay. >> trying to end suffraging. >> you want to sign it? >> sure. >> okay. >> okay. >> like a terrible thing with what's going on. >> you know what suffraging is 0 or suffrage? >> rights and stuff. >> suffrage the right to vote. trying to end women's right to vote. >> what? >> he does get quite a few signatures on his petition but toward the end 0 of

the toilet. >>> reporter: it's rare to ever hear someone representing a city talking dirty. >> poop, paper and re really the only things that should be going down your drain. >> reporter: he is talking about so-called flushable wipes. he says they clog up city sewers and cost the city money. >> these things are wreaking havoc on the sewers. >> reporter: it takes toilet paper 8 seconds to disintegrate. but wipes like these took 30 minutes to break down. >> 30 minutes is enough time to clog your home pipes, to clog our city sewer line in the streets or even clog our treatment plants and cause us to have to shut them down and have to clean out this mess. >> reporter: we got a first han look of the mess. the wipes come together to make rags. this was just five hours after someone last cleaned it. every day the wipes fill one of these three bins. the wipe maker kimberly-clark says many wipes in the industry should not be flushed. the company says it tests its wipes extensively in the lab and in the field. and it says when you use the wipes right, they do break down. >> like it's like paper towels. t

about the late '80s when i was riding my bike in it will park. >> -- in central park. >> the one where you poopedplosion ] it was a happy ending to that story. >> how is that a happy ending? >> stephanie: kid tried to steal my bike while i was riding it. i having bought the bike the day before i tackled him on top of the bike. a couple of black ladies started scrimming at him. he got scared and ran away. i'm just saying -- good white people and black people and whatever. scott writes so, you stood your ground. it was nice to hear you stood your ground, stephanie. you're lucky your mugger didn't file assault charges for attacking him on what was now his bike. >> stephanie: right. >> good point. >> stephanie: as for the zimmerman case, he was attacked by martin. who, according to his friend rachel thought he was a homosexual predator. oh, he's a lush listener. he's a rush listener. >> stephanie: that was the real story there. trayvon was a gay basher. >> nice try. >> stephanie: nice try sir. let's go to patrice in chicago. you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi patrice. >> caller: hi, stephanie.

not turn into a horrific scenario where we have to live underground eating worms of the time, which i don't mean to poop on eating worms. i want to do it every day. humans have a survival instinct, like every other creature on the planet. the fact is no matter if for good or bad, we're going to make it through and survive. is just a question of how we're it's going to get command difference calling to get. at some point that think we may evolve into an entirely different species after that million years is up. and say we won the as part squid, part cyborg it moving on the moon of saturn. that's a win. we don't have to be human at the end of that journey. we may change a lot of that time we hopefully our progeny will look back at us and say, good job. the was a great path you took. you help them survive and now we have an awesome, and tighten. so again, like i said, that's a win. think it's going to give weird, but we're in to make it through. thank you very much. [applause] >> we can do a few minutes if people want to the lineup at the corner of the room. >> you said there would be robot arms pulling th

. >> reporter: have you ever been walking anywhere in the building in a hurry and you've stepped in dog poopdog poop inside. >> reporter: kathryn schutt brings fritz to every meeting and swears he is not a distraction. i'm not sure i agree. if you have this for, like, five minutes a day, your day would be vastly improved. >> yeah! >> reporter: you have this all day. >> it definitely makes the day better every day. >> reporter: an enormous employee morale program, they say. and it's totally free. dan harris, abc news, philadelphia. >> i feel better already. that's all for us tonight. thanks for watching. check out "nightline" later and i'll see you tomorrow on "gma." >>> tonight a secret new landing rule for international flights that officials did not want to talk about. how it could delay everybody. >> also, a follow up tonight on the fbi under aged sex sting. what happens now to the dozens of teen-aged prostitutes rescued. >> a city launches a ground breaking plan to help underwater homeowners by using government powers to take on the banks. >> a flaw in the new automatic toll system. ,000

the time. which i don't mean to poop on eating worms, i think that's great, but i don't want to do it every day. [laughter] humans have a survival instinct. so the fact is no matter if we're good or bad, bad to the planet or good to it, we are going to make it through. we're going to survive. it's just a question of how weird it's going to get, how different it's going to get. and at some point, i think, we may evolve into an entirely different species after that million years is up. say we wind up as part squid, part cyborg creatures living on a moon of sat turn. that's a win for us. [laughter] we don't have to be human at the end of that journal think. we may change a lot over that time. and we hopefully our progeny, our squid/cyborg progeny will look back at us and say, good job, you guys. that was a great path you took. now we have an awesome home on titan. [laughter] again, like i said, that's a win for us. and i think it's going to get weird, but we are going to make it through. thanks very much. [applause] so we can do q&a. if be people want to line up at the mic at the corner of the roo

after the first half-hour it's not fun anymore. poops. --oops. >>darya: when you do something. now open yourself up right?. the doctor had nothing to do with anything. >>gary: once again, this is just from what you read and hear. alex rodriguez wants his money. the only way he will collect his money is by saying he's ready to participate. the times of all right let's work together are pretty much over. that's why he had the doctor called the radio show and said alex rodriguez is fine. i don't think it's a conspiracy. the yankees would prefer to have the assurance can. >>darya: explain to me how. how do you have 15 hits and you only get three runs. what's going on that day schramm 15 runners. how can this happen? >>gary: this is what happens when you're not very good. hunter had five hits and did score a run. that's what they call coming through with the big kids and they did have a big hit. now they've reached a point as i've told you on kron4 and they've won two championships the last that's just the last three years and they're just not very good this year. hey, he's been tre

poops these out. that's how twinkies are made. >> you're the one who gave me -- is anybody as excited as i am about. >zy what's going on here in the break. >> let's talk about a new change. these are smaller in size now. twinkies used to be bigger, right? >> are you disappointed? gr what are you trying to say? >> that means less calories, right? >> i don't care about that. >> yeah. >> did you put them next to the older twinkies? >> you happy they're back? >> i've loved twinkies since i was a kid. they used to be on separate racks. like you had the gum and then -- >> separate packs. >> that's why they're called twin packs. >> i handed these out to everybody -- >> well, i'm at an age where i can't eat them anymore. and i'm not kimberly who can seemingly eat anything at anytime. so i'm just smelling it because i think that you can gets a much satisfaction from smelling a twinkie. >> no, you can't. you have to put it in your lip you're okay, right? >>> one more thing is up next. >>> all right. time for one more thing. i wonder if you're going to talk about a bush. >> not a tree, but a bush. president obam

i have a question about is their eighth the genre of anatomy and physiological -- i am thinking of two books. one is a children's book called everybody were poopsonder if you talk to other authors that do the kind of writing that you do because it makes it so accessible to people >> guest: there should be a conference of taguba writers like me. i don't know who wrote everybody poops but we should get together and hang out because i don't know any of these folks and i don't know that there is a name for the genre. it's a small but from group. >> host: she has been on the progress and if you would like to watch that you can go to booktv.org woo and tight in the doctor's name and you will be able to watch that in that interview that we did. this is an e-mail from ellen. you're favorite included in the amazing adventures. how have these influenced your writing or your life as an author? >> guest: the amazing adventures hasn't influenced me in any way other than to make me had -- hang my head in shame i can even call myself a writer. if he's writing that i'm doing something else. it's just amazing what he does with language and stories, not a specif

poop your pants? >> he may have. >> he is a brave dude. i will show you why. the shark comes back again. this time right at him. eugene says he got too close and had to push himself away. it almost looks like he sticks him there. where is his buddy? >> while you're dealing with this guy is his buddy looping around behind? >> the shark's buddy. >> yeah. >> i don't know where his buddies are. eugene's buddies are up on the surface. listen to them. >> holy [ bleep ]. >> the mixture between terror and like insanity, laughter, you don't really know. he says that the sharks circled the boat three times after he got on board. eugene has had other close calls. in this video another big shark is really close and watch what he does to intimidate this thing. >> he hasn't learned his lesson apparently. >> making some pretty awesome videos. >>> i have two to show you. this first one is in ireland. this is a very nice community coffee shop. look at the guy on the cell phone, very casually waiting in line. as she is turning her back the guy reaches for the tip jar and puts it in his bag and continues to casually carry on his