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please welcome our pal, tig notaro [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: tig notaro] >> jimmy: well, i have one thing i want to ask you about. you were recently on a a celebrity "wheel of fortune," do you remember this >> i do. >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah. >> jimmy: you had to answer this puzzle. i'm going to show it to everyone >> okay. >> jimmy: i don't know how this story ends really. i just -- this is the puzzle >> mm-hm >> jimmy: okay >> that was a puzzle [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yes. now that's -- so you -- "crashing my -- >> do you want to know what i said [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah [ drum roll it must be "crashing my exercise bike" >> um, well -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, let's see what you said >> tig >> "crashing my exor -- cist bill"? [ buzzer ] can we edit my guess out [ laughter ] "crashing my exorcist bill." that is the answer i'm not gonna be humiliated on national television. >> i would -- no it's -- it's too late for that >> jimmy: now, what was -- [ cheers and applause >> thank you thank you. >> jimmy: what was going through your - [ cheers

will and tig are the venus and serena?ut tig had never picked up a pickleball paddle before that day. you realize that? >> murray: that's not true, is it? >> stephen: it's true. she literally was playing on a fractured femur. >> murray: oh, my. >> stephen: now how do you feel? >> murray: really embarrassed, thank you. but i have to say thought we put up a pretty good fight. we had some good rallies there. no? you told me that. were you lying? >> stephen: no. oh, my god. you have the indefinable "je ne sais quoi." you had panache, just no points. >> murray: a lot of panache. >> stephen: looked fantastic the entire time you were losing. >> murray: thank you. >> stephen: a lot of people out there know and love you, i would say, i would describe murray bartlett as beloved at this point. it's a very quick beloved. america has gotten to know you and you're beloved at this point. they know you from your performance, as the hotel manager armand in "white lotus." original recipe, season 1. you won an emmy. it was nice to go over th

notaro, who plays your best friend >> oh, my gosh tig notaro is awesome. i don't blame you she's a wonderful person to write with >> she's so funny. i've always been on her podcast. it's really funny. >> seth: you know, you were talking about people watching movies at home, and i think there is a great comfort to doing that there's also a great comfort in rom-coms that i sometimes think people underestimate they must be really fun to make because people enjoy watching them so much >> yeah, i think so. it's also just not -- it's not like taking a test >> seth: yeah. >> some movies really feel like, what was i supposed to get out of that? >> seth: yeah. >> it just feels bad, you know, or, oh, i'm supposed to feel embarrassed that i don't know about it i don't know anyway, this is just one of those really easy, light, classic romantic comedies with ashton kutcher it's really fun and funny. >> seth: another person who's been doing this for a long time, but is it true you've never worked with ashton before? >> yeah, we never worked together before. >> seth: tha

good morning, marg.aret >> so this balloon tverarsed 11t at,es but the pentagon ssay ey were ableo tigitate some of its ctimpa. do you think there is a unp side to the factha tt this was caurpted this time? >> well, stlien, i wtan to start doginom sething i dono't d very ofn. whic ihs cominmendgoe j benid for actually hav tinghes gut to shoot th iswndo. thatas w theig rht thing to do. th is absolyutel what the pridten shouldav he done. unfortuny,atel heid dn't do that until a weekft aert i entered u.s. aicerspa. alwe ad full wkee for the eschineo ton cduct spying operationsr ove t uhenited atstes, over sensitive marility inaltilaons, einxposgot nt jus photogsraph but potalenti of inrcteepted comnimucations and re oabrdly, i think this entire edepiso telegraphed akweness to xi and the chinese gornntme. i ask one hotyphetical esqutionm age inhow this would heav ayed out if nobody had taken anytu picres of theal bloon jo nobo idyn monnata looked up noticed this giant balloon? if it 'twasn in the news.we kwno when the bid en adminitistraonne kw about the banlloo tyhe said nothing, did thin

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died after being shot in the head by the idea of doing clashes in the west bank on friday. police use tig us on 5 shots. our protesters ah. 2 2 for palestinians were also injured as thousands marched in the west bank garza and east jerusalem blushes broke out with israeli forces after friday prayers. with the idea of saying, the van interrupted as the processor started throwing stones at police me while people in palestine called for peace and action against the atrocities they say, been committed against local murdock movies that are in now what israel is doing now can only be described as a fascist occupation, which is some acceptable by all standards, every one must realize that israel will be deterred only by the resistance on the ground and the imposition of sanction sonnet. heather oh well to day all palestinians have gathered to say to this occupation enough is enough. and to say to the israel settlers in hebron with you must leave and that what is happening in nablus is a heinous crime. all our people have to take to the streets to confirm this occupation. the latest protests come

do you like that idea, tig? is there a place or a friend that you'd like to switch places with?e's not like a place -- maybe in the mountains. i don't know. >> all right. all right. but the concept of two best friends that one of them realizes, hmm, maybe this isn't just a friendship. that's got to be re relatable to a lot of people. >> i mean, not for me with my best friend. i hear about that and then i have moments where i think, could we -- and then i'm like -- [ laughter ] >> no. >> no. no. that is my dear friend. >> yeah, right, right, right. >> zoe? >> talking about you. >> oh, my god. >> i don't have a chance? >> you don't have a chance. >> i get it. oh, you mean like more than platonic. >> yeah, i thought it's very sweet that these two 20-year friendship and you play peter's best friend. >> yeah. >> i was wondering because in every scene you have a coffee. >> yeah. >> every single scene so we felt like that should probably continue so we have a very special barista here to deliver you your special blend. >> robin. >> this is my home girl. we're from the same hometown. i'

some it comes just months after his government signed a peace agreement with the tig, right people's liberation front to end their 2 year war each time we are a 3rd and real 3rd, the principal of african solutions, the african problems we are only applying the powerless wisdom of all 4 was for those illusion of contemporary charlie's alberto. the principle of african solution globally gone problems live the believe in the africans will regarded african agency and the equality digney, york. all human beings. a bit of news from north korea at the leader kim jong and sister has been making some remarks. now she insist that mil at the military will use missiles target a south korean capital sol kim. jo, john also warned the us to stop all acts that threat in her country security. she spoke off to north korea, confirm that it tested an intercontinental ballistic miss silent saturday. state media says the miss al flew nearly a 1000 kilometers. japan's defense industry says it landed in its territorial waters. scotland, long running, pushed for independence from the united kingdom, took a b

we know that this recovery is going to come with a big price tig, and we will have to once again reprioritize and refine focus area fits in their resources. we will build big better. but we will also need to build big more resilient than before. and they said a 6 people have been killed in flooding and landslides in brazil, sao paolo region was hit hardest by heavy rains. a state of emergency has been declared for the 5 affected municipalities. more funder storms are forecast in the coming week. and vision of people in peru have been taking to the streets and protests against discrimination and exploitation. protesters a calling for the resignation of president dina, below our say on latin america as to lucy newman has more from piano in peru ah, in the former inca capitol of cosco native catcher. and i met a musicians perform source on traditional instruments believe to date, back at least 5000 years. with these activities allow us to generate funds to send to the capital for those of us who are maintaining the struggle as never before bruise. indigenous communities are organizing and rising

look, i also want to talk lady c about this bombshell post unearthed from meghan's old blog, the tigew all about the royals two years before she met harry, which seems to blow apart these claims that she had never even googled them. so in 2014, meghan wrote that she dreamed of being a quote , royal rebel and being a quote, royal rebel and not a traditional princess, always commenting on william and kate's wedding . so is this kate's wedding. so is this another prove it . meghan markle another prove it. meghan markle follow suit, shall we say , to follow suit, shall we say, to add to the pile ? well, you know, add to the pile? well, you know, i said in my book, meghan and harry the real story , is that harry the real story, is that meghan had studied the royals and that not only did she say then she indicated back in the tig, but in her previous blog, the working girl or working actress, it was a working selfie, not quite sure, but we all know what she was really watching, which was her talents . and the reality is that, you know, meghan studied them. i was told that meghan has religi

look, i also want to talk lady c about this bombshell post unearthed from meghan's old blog, the tigew all about the royals two years before she met harry, which seems to blow apart these claims that she had never even googled them. so in 2014, meghan wrote that she dreamed of being a quote , royal rebel and being a quote, royal rebel and not a traditional princess, always commenting on william and kate's wedding . so is this kate's wedding. so is this another prove it . meghan markle another prove it. meghan markle follow suit, shall we say , to follow suit, shall we say, to add to the pile ? well, you know, add to the pile? well, you know, i said in my book, meghan and harry the real story , is that harry the real story, is that meghan had studied the royals and that not only did she say then she indicated back in the tig, but in her previous blog, the working girl or working actress, it was a working selfie, not quite sure, but we all know what she was really watching, which was her talents . and the reality is that, you know, meghan studied them. i was told that meghan has religi

grand and the world works around him and meghan interests and enough people found extract her from tigugh she kept before she met and she said she wants to be a royal rebel and she wants to be not a like kate she wants to be not a like kate she wants to be strong princess and to me that sounds like someone who came here determined mess things up and still helping to mess things up now because polite to get an invitation something like that that hasn't occurred the 70 years and it's your father and it's going to be absolutely stunning you reply so they're just holding back to show that the important to they mean something and they get everybody into ditches are they coming aren't they coming. because if they're not here we'll put person there. we'll put this person there. i think it's just spiteful naughtiness myself . well, it is. naughtiness myself. well, it is. and look, i've said for some time this is emotional blackmail . it's actually very cruel because charles himself doesn't claim to be the father. but actually, when you read spare and when you look closely at the situation, did

grand and the world works around him and meghan interests and enough people found extract her from tigugh she kept before she met and she said she wants to be a royal rebel and she wants to be not a like kate she wants to be not a like kate she wants to be strong princess and to me that sounds like someone who came here determined mess things up and still helping to mess things up now because polite to get an invitation something like that that hasn't occurred the 70 years and it's your father and it's going to be absolutely stunning you reply so they're just holding back to show that the important to they mean something and they get everybody into ditches are they coming aren't they coming. because if they're not here we'll put person there. we'll put this person there. i think it's just spiteful naughtiness myself . well, it is. naughtiness myself. well, it is. and look, i've said for some time this is emotional blackmail . it's actually very cruel because charles himself doesn't claim to be the father. but actually, when you read spare and when you look closely at the situation, did

father was going to come back , bite her because , what she back, bite her because, what she had said in tigng was abso lutely the opposite, and that she had committed two cardinal errors. and that she had committed two cardinal errors . one was she cardinal errors. one was she sold her father in the divorce and two she had put too much of her personal life, feelings, experience issues into the pubuc experience issues into the public domain on those blogs and that they would come back bury her because long thing completely disagreed with author and three years later everybody's waking up to the fact that yes every word out of her mouth no is contradicted a word out of her mouth . in the word out of her mouth. in the past, the woman has no credibility whatsoever . she is credibility whatsoever. she is half logical lawyer who simply cannot get her story straight and say anything to create an for herself to make more money or to people who are going to into fear with her narrative, she a total disgrace to humanity. and i don't know how anybody could ever believe that she has to say again. i mea

father was going to come back , bite her because , what she back, bite her because, what she had said in tigking was abso lutely the opposite, and that she had committed two cardinal errors. and that she had committed two cardinal errors . one was she cardinal errors. one was she sold her father in the divorce and two she had put too much of her personal life, feelings, experience issues into the pubuc experience issues into the public domain on those blogs and that they would come back bury her because long thing completely disagreed with author and three years later everybody's waking up to the fact that yes every word out of her mouth no is contradicted a word out of her mouth . in the word out of her mouth. in the past, the woman has no credibility whatsoever . she is credibility whatsoever. she is half logical lawyer who simply cannot get her story straight and say anything to create an for herself to make more money or to people who are going to into fear with her narrative, she a total disgrace to humanity. and i don't know how anybody could ever believe that she has to say again. i m

. >> i think one or two tig tightenings makes sense. >> i know you think it makes sense. >> he's a fedhairman he can't lock himself into it. the data on friday was startling. there's a good point that labor is still being thwarted. other parts of the economy are slowing down i think you'd want to take the mosaic if we have a couple of other employment number like that, absolutely, the fed's going to have to think about another 100 or not more. >> that changes your calculus then. >> of course it would have to if you look at the mosaic, it's reasonable to assume the fed's going to let -- maybe go one or two more times and let the tight financial conditions play out. >> we're not going to three, we're not going to three and a quarter, 2 two and a half. they don't have to get to 2 president 5% don't declare a victory and 3% or 3.25% the job owning is part of the process. that's why i i don't blievt. that's part of the game. we're in on the joke. >> the fed had to convince everyone they would take a recession if they had to they have to being aally irrational. >> i think inflation is transi

haley called for mandatory mental competency tests for poll politic tig politicians older than 75. probably a dig at joe biden, but also her former boss, who is 76. >> america is not past our prime, it is just our politicians are past theirs. our best days are yet to come if we unite and fight to save our country. when i look to the future, i see america strong once more. the america i see, the permanent politician will finally retire. mandatory mental competency tests for politicians over 75 years old. >> joe, she said a lot of things that republicans want to hear. a lot of it was very trumpy. the mental competency test, we could have used that in the last administration, age aside. >> well, yeah. i mean, you have -- you had donald trump's own cabinet members talking about the 25th amendment, whether they'd have to implement it or not. >> it wasn't a joke. >> no, it wasn't a joke. it was deadly serious. of course, she would never bring that up in her speech. so, you know, michael steele, it was -- you know, it was a good enough launch in 2008 or 2012. here we are in the middle of