eks to me, the clean humored comedian tom shillue. he will be on tour you -- across the united states in march. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. there must be something wrong with my mouth, greg. i can't take it off of you. >> before we start the show today is "red eye"'s seventh birthday. this train wreck has been going on for seven years. we debuted in 2007 and to celebrate we had a party for our staff and friends. of course we brought a camera crew and here are highlights from "red eye"'s seventh anniversary bash. >> there is vick. we invited old friends and talked about our favorite parts of the show. ♪ >> all those pecks. earlier in the evening we held a special dinner for all of our guests. you come to know and love them over the years. ♪ >> i think i will just stop there. i think the joke is over now. it was very special. 1606 shows and that's 229 shows a year. hard to believe. >> by the way, my neck still hurts from d jing and going like this all night. >> i was at the party. i don't know why you didn't put me in

i'm tom shillue in for greg gutfeld.onalds is looking into whether it can make breakfast available later than 10:30 a.m. offering muffins and big macs was skerred logistically impossible. now they are thinking about it because of taco bell rolling out a breakfast menu. the signature item is a waffle taco which is a waffle wrapped around a sausage patty and bacon and scrambled with egg and cheese. that is fantastic. i love the idea of a waffle taco. >> it is your thing and you can eat what you want. the problem is they can't advertise in schools. where will they get their customers? >> they are up early. guys leak you and i, we need the 10:30 breakfast. i don't know what the problem is serving eggs next to hamburgers. i love an egg that is fried in hamburger fat. so i think they should cook these things -- gill i think it is a space issue for mcdonalds. >> as long as it doesn't have nuts. >> thank you. i'm surprised they can't add their whole menu because they president don't have the room. i don't see why you couldn't do

tom shillue. he will be on tour across the united states of america. with the great jim gaffigan next month. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hey, greg, do you think elton john was thinking about you when he wrote "tiny dancer"? >> is sochi too slushy? and are olympian brains too mushy? it is dye -- day 73 of -- >> winter olympians are sseaking out on climate change. more than a hundred athletes, 100, tom, lead by americans have signed a petition asking countries to reduce carbon dye jokes side -- carbon dioxide emissions. temps have reached the 60s and the lack of snow had snowboarders and skiers. quote, the once consistent winters i saw as a young kid are no more. especially near my home in vermont. well that's science. anyway, let's take a look at some of the exciting highlights from this friday. >> that's amazing. i guess global warming has had an effect on sochi. here is the thing that bugs me. the rise in temperature if global warming is true is a degree which would save lives globally. aren't these athletes being especially selfish

we have govenor mike huckabee and tom shillue who can't close his mouth.hat's tomorrow. >> mouth breather. >> e block. last story. that's the last store. the last story. >> she had to go. she had to go. that's the excuse of a 92-year-old woman gave after not stoping after she hit a jogger while she was driving her lincoln towncar. she said she left the scene because she had a severe case of diarrhea and headed to a nearby tbroas restore to use the restroom. she returned to the scene 45 minutes later, but nobody was there. >> episode on "golden girls." >> the woman she hit, 1-o a good joke. she wants the license taken away and says it is unfortunate and i am distraught and can't do anything about it. it was not a hit-and-run, but i had no choice because i had diarrhea. sherrod, the poor old lady, we have all been there before. we have all been in the situation. >> we have all been to the situation where you have to get to the bathroom and you are loosey goosy. >> and she is 92, god bless her. >> how do you drive at 92? >> i know, i know. that's the bigger q

comedian tom shillue. he will be on tour across the u.s. with the great comedian jim gaffigan. bring your family. he will will them. and he puts the sass in arkansas. it is mike huckabee, host of "huckabee" named after mike huckabee on saturday 8:00 p.m. eastern time, great show on fox newschannel. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> is your body made of mcdonalds? i'm loving it. >> it was just a job. he believed do as i say and not as i do. mcgruff the crime dog was sentenced to 16 years in prison for possessing a mountain of marijuana and weapons. he was one of a few actors to play the drug-hating blood hound seen in the 1980s ads like this one. >> mcgruff here. i want you to learn a song that teaches you how to say no to drugs. >> users are losers and losers are users ♪ ♪ don't use drugs ♪ don't use drugs. winners don't use ♪ ♪ and users don't win ♪ don't use drugs ♪ don't use drugs shot. ♪ ♪ if you know a user part of the time ♪ ♪ tell them to quit and take a bite out of crime ♪ smote. >> in 2011 -- i had a burp there. police raided his home and found a thousan

. >>> coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye" dana perino and tom shillue. >> e block. last story. unless your flight is canceled. >> no, not tomorrow. possibly friday. >> she is a brilliant poet and we didn't even realize she was. i changed it. during an insightful interview on life and love kristen stewart revealed her passion for poetry by sharing a sample of her work. we were moved, inspired and left hungry for more. and now the four-time forensic finisher lou daabs. >> i reared digital moon light. he red its clock and scrawled neon across the black. youubiquitously crest fallen and down the straight to foothills i will suck the bones pretty and i bellowed and you parked. we reached martha, one honest day up on this freedom fall. devil is not done digging. he is speaking in tongues all along the panhandle and this pining erosion is getting dust in my eyes. i am drunk on your morsels. and so i look down the line. your every twitch and drum salute, salutes mine. >> that was insane. >> he has never been sexier, ever. i just want him to look in my eyes and say i get drunk on your m

. >> i'm tom shillue filling in for greg gutfeld who is on a -- well, he is in the trunk of my car.me our guests. she has been