i'm tom shillue. usually i have to think of one more line.ve >> hello, and welcome to "justice." thanks for being with us. tonight, shocking report that illegals could vote in the 2016 election if the president has his way. and how one state, texas, might put the federal government to shame by strengthening its own power grid. but, first, thou sands gather in bat mar of what many call a victory rally. fox news correspondent mike tobin is in baltimore with the latest. mike? >> reporter: hi, judge. well the demonstrations that were down at city hall marched in mass to this location at north avenu

i'm tom shillue and you're -- oh you really are. let's welcome our guests. the beautiful the bold, the talented katherine tim glasses. katherine writes for that will review. surfs up, here ms could the wave. it is joanne though saw chin ski. he is not lazy. he is lazifare. h his name must be spanish because the adjective comes after the the verb, founder of ricochet.com. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> the new england patriots have finally set the record straight. on thursday the team released its retort to the wells report and now the nfl should lift punishment and apologize to belichick, braye dough and jim mcnally. mcnally is the part-time equipment manager whose texts like this one was crucial to the so-called case. however, there are simple reasons that he referred to himself as "the deflater." they say he was indicating his desire to lose weight. also he used a private bathroom for one minute and 40 seconds. not to deflate footballs but to deflate his bladder. the hundred seconds is the time necessary for a quote gentleman to enter a b

i'm tom shillue. usually i have to think of one more line. have 5 seconds left i don't know what else to say. >>> a swift investigation brings charges, serious charges for half a dozen baltimore officers. the death of freddie gray ruled a homicide at the hands of police. this is "special report." good evening. i'm shannon bream in for bret baier. the prosecutors found that six officers had a hand in the death of freddie gray who died april 19th one week after suffering a broken back in the back of a police van. we have james rosen with a look at the city with problems plagued by this process.

kennedy: tom shillue with secret sexism.e broads rung the boston marathon took a break to steal a kiss from a male spectator. barbara of tennessee, she kids a stranger and a dare from her daughter. right. the photo went viral and thought to id the man, and in the end, she found him! actually, his wife found her via letter she sent to the local media, saying in part, for me, i'm not mad. right. our friends have gone the a lot of mileage and thoroughly enjoyed watching them give my husband grief while i run over him with a steam roller. guy, do you buy this for a second that the wife, a was somewhat accepting of it, and the husband wasn't totally smittenly in love with the runner? >> i buy it. there is apparently a tradition this part of the marathon where women come and offer kisses to the men who jog by. a little reversal of the genders there. she came up, planted one on him. it was captured. >> in a photograph. >> i'm glad everyone is being a good sport and moving on. >> that's what i tell girls at the bar. it's traditionin

i'm tom shillue. let's welcome our guests. she takes a licking and keeps on ticking. i am here tonight with jedediah bila author, columnist and host of "outnumbers" weekdays at noon eastern on tokes newschannel. fox next channel. she doesn't always drink breer, but when she does she drinks a lot. it is the most interesting joanne in the world, joanne noah chin ski. >> give me a break. give me a break. break me off a piece of that first time guest. senior editor at "the federal list" and kid tested and mother approved anthony cumea. >> a block. the lead. that's the first story. >> it is endorsement every candidate hopes to secure. "hustler" magazine's larry flipt and the porn mogul chooses -- >> i am endorsing hillary clinton for president but i don't think she needs my endorsement. >> he hasn't changed a bit. >> the gop is choosing to skirt the issue of hillary's aid. see what i did there? skirt? rather than out right knock tv dinners they are implying her age by calling her the candidate of yesterday and comparing her to a character on "the golden dwirls." all of thi

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i'm tom shillue. don't let the tie fool you. i have gumption. let's welcome our guests. she is very cos ma toll -- cosmopolitan, the drink and not the magazine. and andy levey. he is giving the commencement speech at his girlfriend's college, congratulations, the host of the an thon 23450e -- anthony kumea show. and you may remember him from men's warehouse. he is the host of the show on the salent radio network. his book is now available in my favorite back, paper. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> it is the single greatest political ad of our time, until the next one. in the lead up to sunday's senate debate, a super pack supporting rand paul released this ad. >> sunday, sunday, sunday. it is the biggest of the century. it is senator rand paul. >> the head of the washington spy machine, barack obama. his so-called accomplishments. >> that is amazing. what about the kids? it seems like you have forgotten about the kids. >> kids, we haven't forgotten about you. let's heat things up in the arena. it is senator lyndsay graham trying to read your e-mails whil

i'm tom shillue jie. you are doing this? i don't care. >> you don't even know the struggle tom. i don't think people would have complained if it was a hot dude. >> i know people who want to tune into this. >> we don't have enough of that. >> it much substance as we need these days. >> and now the thrilling conclusion. >> welcome to "red eye." let's welcome our guests. stare into her eyes. that's enough, you perverts. i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. he dreamed of making artisian pickles and now he is here. it is tv's andy levey. he is the only person who knows more hand gestures than i do. i am happy to see him writer and comedian jesse joyce. and sitting next to me is john bolton the former u.s. ambassador to the u.n. and a fox news contributor and he is also the president of "red eye." >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> there were no winners at a mohamed cartoon contest. officials identified the gunmen who were killed after they opened fire at a pro-free speech event in garland texas. one of the men elton simpson, was charged in 2010 about lying with an fbi age

." >> on the next "kennedy" rhonda rousy and some guy named tom shillue. see you at 8:00 eastern. >>> are flights vulnerable to hackers? they claim a security expert admitted to briefly taking control of a plane causing it to fly sideways. chris roberts drew the attention of the feds last month after posting a tweet stating that he can make the plane's oxygen masks deploy. he was pulled off the united airlines flight and questioned for four hours. this is him explaining how he few he can command the plane. >> i am sitting at the plane and looking at the inter tan meant system. i can go through here and go through several other systems on the plains' vast array of network. >> robert's claim is it was done to worn the airline industry of vulnerability. matt how stupid do you have to be to hack into the can trolls of a plane while you are a passenger on the plane. >> i don't a single word. first he has the duck dynasty breerd. please don't just fly sideways. it is like a story from 1994. he pressed a button on a computer and the space shuttle blew up. >> and

john: let's ask comedian tom shillue on redeye making a joke. why is what carson said a gaffe?the republican side usually have to do with someone saying what they actually believe. maybe you should stay away from any questions that, you know what politicians need so today? -- to say? i don't know. john: we've got a vice president who is constantly saying weird things racist things. you cannot go to the 7 september/eleven unless you have a slight indian act sent. >> he's trying to be funny, i guess, you know? john: if he were a republican he would have been pounced on. >> absolutely. joe biden hardly ever gets in trouble for the content, it usually has to do with him trying to represent to the crowd on hand -- relate to the crowd on hand. if he speaks in front of an african-american crowd, he tries to urban it up. if you're a woman he likes to lean in and kiss you on the neck. by the way women love that. [laughter] john: romney had less success. >> he got in trouble because he wasn't able to defend the things he said which weren't really gaffes unless he could justify them. john

i'm tom shillue. let's look at our guests. >> he is patting himself on the back. >> this is the year i am making your birthday. >> is there anything wrong with that? peeking in and seeing handsome teenage boys? >> they have to be good at performing their own stunts. >> and now the thrilling conclusion. >> welcome to "red eye." hello, everyone. i'm mike baker and before i forget remember once again please turn your phones to airplane mode. including you at home. let's welcome our guests. i don't support her role as pageant queen because i am a fan of democracy. i am here with the lovely joanne nosuchunsky. he is a thomas edison, and by that i mean i am brilliant and he is a no good a-hole, thieving son of a bitcha-hole. look at that. he deserves an urban outfitters. it is andrew schulz. >> that's it? >> and finally -- oh good. another libertarian. sitting next to me is the man who knows a lot of big words because he is the reason magazine editor-in-chief, matt welch. >> a block. the lede. that's the fi

tom shillue. >> i think that the -- they always try to give grand advice. no one is listening.t to a graduation for college. had a speaker who came to my high school an athlete. a bruins or a celtics or red sox but it was some athlete. and he said if i could give you one piece of advice keep a diary. wake up and write something down and i thought, all right. i'll do it. i started doing it. it was great. that changed my life. that little thing that athlete said -- i wish i knew who it was. he said keep a diary. that started me writing and writing comedy and jokes and that led to my career. it was life-changing and just a thing -- an athlete said. >> coulter, what would you say? >> don't go to law school. [ laughter ] thank you, good night. >> thank you, good night. that's it over? >> if you're not employed within you know a month or after summer after graduation and if you haven't paid back your student loans or your entire college tuition within five years, you should sue this university. [ laughter ] if you took a single class in anthropology sociology, gender studies, climate