i'm trevor noah.how tonight, but first, i've got to tell you guys, i'm a little upset. last night, i settled in on my couch, turned on my d.v.r. to check out one of my favorite shows, quantico, my new favorite show about domestic terrorism in america. but right before my show ended, my recording stopped 15 minutes early -- and it turns out, the reason it happened was because some guy wanted to talk about real domestic terrorism. >> the president's first oval office address in about five years. he spoke for about 15 minutes last night. >> president obama called the san bernardino massacre an act of terrorism. >> president obama interrupting all programming on major networks tonight -- >> a sunday night when everybody has their favorite tv shows on -- >> trevor: yeah! what kind of president addresses the nation when everyone is watching tv?! (laughter) what are you, an effective communicator or something?! everything got delayed because to have the president. they even had to hold back the football game

i'm trevor noah. , the host of bravo's "watch what happens," and and iandy cohen is here, ev! (applause) first, everyone warned me about brutal new york winters. they said, trevor, you're not going to be ready for it, man. when it comes in new york, dude, you are not going to be ready. december, you are not going to th ready.

www.captionmax.com >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ captioning sponsored by comedy central >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! i'm trevor noah! we have a great show for you tonight. here to talk about his newo newe "chi-raq," my guest is the legendary director spike lee, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] but first, we're back from thanksgiving break. but we all know what the real holiday was. >> millions of americans are rushing to stores this morning for black friday deals. for some the battle forburgens started thanksgiving afternoon. police were called to break up the fight between two shoppers in louisville, kentucky. >> trevor: that's my hello kitty toaster! no! i've done it again! ahhh! black friday. or as we call it back in africa... friday. [ laughter ] now, actually, last week, i was away so i couldn't sit around and watch my favorite tv show. i missed all of it, tump-ire. it's about a ruthless man who stops in nothing in his quest for power. honestly, i just watch it for the music. b

from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with there trevor noah! (cheers and applause) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! i'm trevor noah. we've got a great show for you tonight. our guest from the spike lee movie chi-raq and host nick canon is here, everybody! (cheers and applause) but first we start tonight in paris. >> president obama and 150 world leaders converge on paris, a city on lockdown with one mission to save the planet. >> trevor: that's right, the planet is dying. and now obama has to clean up everything. he has to clean up the job that captain planet and planeteers left behind. you remember these guys, right? >> earth, wind, fire and water! i applicant am captain planet! >> trevor: i still can't believe we put the safety of the earth in the hands of a blue guy with red underwear. of all of the powers, really, a heart ring? what are you going to do with the heart? theout rest of the rings control earth, wind, fire and water. no one would choose the heart ring. what, did you show up late to the movie where they gave out the rin

i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight, the host of bravo's "watch what happens," and and iandy cohen is here, ev! (applause) first, everyone warned me about brutal new york winters. they said, trevor, you're not going to be ready for it, man. when it comes in new york, dude, you are not going to be ready. december, you are not going to be ready. they were right. i totally wasn't ready for it. i didn't have any shorts. my tank tops were all in storage. i looked like an idiot out there this weekend! it was bright, it was warm, i even built a dirt man! which reminded me of africa. ahhh! good times, good times. as happy as i am with springtime in december, the world leaders in the paris climate summit disagreed with me. >> nearly 200 countries have signed on to the climate change agreement they hope will avert a global disaster. >> reaching an historic agreement. >> 196 countries came together at the u.n. climate change conference saying we're r we're tackling global warming and getting off of fossil fuels. t

i'm trevor noah with a great show for you here tonight. om the new comedy "daddy's home," will ferrell is here, everybody! (cheers and applause) >> trevor: yes! and it is also our final show of 2015. a special occasion, as i'm sure you can tell by the fact that i'm wearing underwear. tonight we look back on some of our favorite stories to have the last 12 -- stories of the last 12 months in our end of year review. i was supposed to update that. that's the old -- can you guys change? it's the old -- thank you. all right, so this was -- okay, yeah -- (laughter) are we -- (laughter) oh, yeah, that's right. "star wars" tickets, 26 minutes. let's get going, people! anyway, 2015 was eventful from the "charlie hebdo" shootings, to the planned parenthood shootings, to the shootings in mali, to the paris and san bernardino shootings. 2015 was a (bleep) year. but a lot of fun stories to remember. remember when a piece of fabric divided a nation. yeah. no, not that one. the fun one. the fun one. yeah. yeah. (applause) 2015 was also strangely the year

>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in. we've got a great one today. our guest from the show "luther," idris elba is here, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) yes! but first, even now, details are still coming in about what happened yesterday in san bernadino. now it's a weird situation because at first, it appeared to be a workplace shooting, and now the f.b.i. is treating it as a possible act of terrorism. people are arguing. the gun control debate is reignited and now people are saying things about the muslim community, them being under scrutiny again. it's a huge amount of information and noise, people arguing over who is to blame. i sometimes wonder why we don't wait until we say things. i have only been here a little over two months, and strangely enough, this is not the first time i have had to speak about these things and i don't know what to say. another man, half

i'm trevor noah with a great show for you here tonight. he new comedy "daddy's home," will ferrell is here, everybody! (cheers and applause) >> trevor: yes! and it is also our final show of 2015. a special occasion, as i'm sure you can tell by the fact that i'm wearing underwear. tonight we look back on some of our favorite stories to have the last 12 -- stories of the last 12 months in our end of year review. i was supposed to update that. that's the old -- can you guys change? it's the old -- thank you. all right, so this was -- okay, yeah -- (laughter) are we -- (laughter) oh, yeah, that's right. "star wars" tickets, 26 minutes. let's get going, people!

. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in. we've got a great one today. our guest from the show "luther," idris elba is here, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) yes! but first, even now, details are still coming in about what happened yesterday in san bernadino. now it's a weird situation because at first, it appeared to be a workplace shooting, and now the f.b.i. is treating it as a possible act of terrorism. people are arguing. the gun control debate is

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applause] from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! (cheers and applause) ♪ >> trevor: thank you so much! welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. we have a fantastic show for you today. our guest, co-host of "live with kelly and michael," michael strahan is here, everybody! (cheers and applause) yeah! but we begin tonight with guns. can't live with them... can't live without them. i mean, unless, of course, you live in australia or england. (laughter) or italy or japan. anyway, the point -- oh, or denmark or luxembourg. this is so embarrassing, always forget luxembourg. the point, is you can't live without guns because without them life isn't the same because guns can do pretty much anything. you can go hunting, you can combine them with roses -- (laughter) -- and they can even make a raccoon look bad-ass, all of which may explain why in the wake of the san bernardino shooting americans responded in the way that they did. >> at a gun shop less than two miles from the scene of last week's massacre, more than two dozen people were

. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noahcheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> trevor: thank you. welcome to "the daily show." i am trevor noah. my guest tonight is actress and oscar winner marion cotillard everybody! ( cheers and applause ) but before we begin tonight, a little update on donald trump. now, last night on the show, we made two observations about mr. trump. our main point that he is a racist maniac danger to this country, and its freedoms. and also a shorter segment about the many times trump has said things suggesting that he wants to bang his own daughter. now, get guesswhich one apparently got donald trump's attention. ( laughter ) to the point where he brought it up completely unprompted on this morning's "kelly and michael." >> you know, i said on a certain show that my daughter is a beautiful young woman. so i said-- and i said it joking. everybody laughed. everybody laughed. i said, "my daughter is so beautiful that if i weren't married, et cetera, et cetera i'd be dating her."

from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. (cheers and captioning sponsored by comedy central >> trevor: welcome to the daily show, i'm trevor noah. thank you, thank you so much. great show for you tonight. my guest, stafer the new movie "concussion" and also every movie you like. will smith sheer. (cheers and applause) but first, let's turn to the big news from last night, the republican presidential debate in las vegas. and as soon as all the candidates walked out on stage, one thing became immediately clear, there are still way too many candidates. (laughter) there's like nine people out there. the gop krams more people on stage than earth, wind and fire, people. (laughter) i can't even remember them all at this stage. like each debate is like a high school reunion for me. i'm like christopher cristie? oh my god? is that you? you're still doing the whl political thing. damn! you have gained a lot of support since the last time i saw you. wow! (applause) and let's be honest, folks, let's be honest. by now it feels like all th

. >> were comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. (applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> trevor: welcome to the daily show. thank you very much, thank you, thank you, i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight lupita nyong'o is here, everybody. she plays maz kanata in the new star wars film which is the first time in history an actor in star wars has a cooler sounding name than their character. congratulations, lupita. on last night's show we talked about the climate summit in paris and how important it is to the future of man kind. but now i know we should have been talking about something much more dangerous. >> we are talking about the existential threat to man kind from global warming. you know, gradually in the future, what about what is happening right now. what about when you saw those amazon drones delivering the prototypes delivering goods to people's homes. what happens when isis gets a drone and puts a bomb on it and flies it some place. >> trevor: yeah, yeah, why talk about the real thing that could gradually destr

. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noahnd applause ] ♪ captioning sponsored by comedy central >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! i'm trevor noah! we have a great show for you tonight. here to talk about his newo newe "chi-raq," my guest is the legendary director spike lee, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] but first, we're back from thanksgiving break. but we all know what the real holiday was. >> millions of americans are rushing to stores this morning for black friday deals. for some the battle forburgens started thanksgiving afternoon. police were called to break up the fight between two shoppers in louisville, kentucky. >> trevor: that's my hello kitty toaster! no! i've done it again! ahhh! black friday. or as we call it back in africa... friday. [ laughter ] now, actually, last week, i was away so i couldn't sit around and watch my favorite tv

> ♪ >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah(cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> trevor: thank you very much! welcome to "the daily show"! i'm trevor noah. we've got a great show. our musical guest tonight pusha t is here, everybody! (applause) but in our main news, tonight was the republican debate in las vegas, and we'll have full coverage of it tomorrow, because we tape the show at 6:30 p.m., and i won't look into the future. i mean, i can look into the future because i do have that power, but i won't. (laughter) no, no... i won't. you guys are giggling like i will, and i won't (laughter) okay, fine. just this once. (cheers and applause) (gasp) i saw too much! it's just chris christie trimming his pubes! (laughter) the future is so strange! anyway, even before the debate started, everyone knew it would be important because right now the republican field is extremely volatile. candidates have been surging and dropping rapidly. take ben carson for instance, whwho has dropped 18 points from six weeks a

applause] >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! (cheers and applause) ♪ captioning sponsored by comedy central >> trevor: thank you so much! welcome to "the daily show"! i'm trevor noah! our guest tonight, u.s. secretary of labor tom perez is joining us, everybody! (cheers and applause) but first up, donald trump. (laughter) donald trump. (laughter) >> and we put out a statement a little while ago and these people are going crazy. shall i read you the statement? donald j. trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of muslims entering the united states until our country's representatives can figure out what the hell is going on! (cheers and applause) >> trevor: and just like that, donald trump took the place of young black males of the new yorker least likely to be able to hale a cab. (laughter) (applause) where are you going? oh, you! no, no, no. black guy, bronx, let's go. so, like a pokeÉmon, donald trup has evolved into an even more gruesome form of himself, this time saying we should ban all muslims from entering ameri

nightly, >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noahng sponsored by comedy central >> trevor: thank you so much! welcome to "the daily show"! i'm trevor noah! our guest tonight, u.s. secretary of labor tom perez is joining us, everybody! (cheers and applause) but first up, donald trump. (laughter) donald trump. (laughter) >> and we put out a statement a little while ago and these people are going crazy. shall i read you the statement? donald j. trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of muslims entering

i'm trevor noah.ot a great show tonight, but first, i've got to tell you guys, i'm a little upset. last night, i settled in on my couch, turned on my d.v.r. to check out one of my favorite shows, quantico, my new favorite show about domestic terrorism in america. but right before my show ended, my recording stopped 15 minutes early -- and it turns out, the reason it happened was because some guy wanted to talk about real domestic terrorism. >> the president's first oval office address in about five years. he spoke for about 15 minutes last night. >> president obama called the san bernardino massacre an act of terrorism. >> president obama interrupting all programming on major networks tonight -- >> a sunday night when everybody has their favorite tv shows on -- >> trevor: yeah! what kind of president addresses the nation when

>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! ♪

a casually dressed stewart spoke with trevor noah about workers face and the urneed to fund their -- urgent need to fund their health care. >> it will be out of money soon. first responders, many sick with capsers and pulmonary disease have had to travel to washington, d.c. hundreds the times to plead with the government to do the right thing. >> fine years ago, stewart scutsed the issue with a pan -- discussed the issue with a panel of first responders. and then he reconveneled the panel -- reconvened the panel two of the panelists are ill and a third has died. >>> an emotional return to the site of a massacre in paris. members of eagles of death metal returned to the bataclan theater this morning. this has become a memorial to the 89 people killed there when terrorists attacked during a concert last month. >> they were robbed of their we would like to offer them ours tonight. would you welcome the eagles of death metal chrs metal [ cheers ] >> that's bono. first time the band had per formed since the attack -- performed since the attacks. for many, the show was an act of remembranc

he hosted the daily show for more than 15 years before trevor noah. fair question, noah. taking the stage in paris. bono said the attack by isis robbed them of their moment on stage. u2 stepped aside and let them finish their performance in paris. a special moment on stage. >> jadiann: a good one, too. sort of needed to happen. >> jeremy: for the afternoon, a lot of clouds. 0's and low 40's. rain this morning on the cape. begins to wind down over the next 0-45 minutes. there may be a lingering sprinkle or pocket of mist around the metro. essentially, dry afternoon. a chilly afternoon. low 40's. upper 40's tomorrow. warming up to 60 on saturday. >> kris: we can sing "it's a beautiful day." 7 news continues first at 4:00. it's called a rigged economy, and this is how it works. most new wealth flows to the top 1%. it's a system held in place by corrupt politics where wall street banks and billionaires buy elections. my campaign is powered by over a million small contributions, people like you who want to fight back. the truth is you can't change a corrup

. >>> stewart hosted the daily show for more than 15 year before giving it up to trevor noah in august. fair question. >> definitely is. eagles of death metal taking the stage just weeks after terrorist attack their concert performance. u 2 lead singer said the attack by isis robbed the california rock band of their stage. so u2 stepping aside to let them finish their performance. let's get over to j.r. and talk about the forecast >> right now boston at fort. plymouth 45. wore worcester hill. nor wind as you approach boston and the south coast because you are closer to a storm with a lot of clouds. that wind adding chill to the feels like 33 in town. periods of rain. boston a lot of clouds through the day. thanks so much. there's more "today show" straight ahead. thanks for watching.

also, from "the daily show," trevor noah. all next on "live."cheering and applause] now here are emmy winners kelly ripa and michael strahan. [pop music playing] kelly: thank you! hi! hi! hi! hello. [crowd cheering] mi

a bearded jon stewart joined his successor trevor noah to talk about the zadroga act, portions of the measure that provide health care funding for 9/11 responders expired in october. the rest of the act will disappear next october if it isn't renewed. stewart appeared in a segment where he shamed lawmakers into backing the measure. >> the question is let's find a way to pay for it. >> when you guys want to find money you know you can find money. so that paid for stuff really just doesn't reach -- it's not passing the litmus test with me. >> that night senator portman of ohio signed on to the bill. stewart also slammed senate majority leader mitch mcconnell saying the kentucky republican is stalling the bill for political reasons. >>> a limited edition line of to sell out. that was a huge disappointment for the people who had waited hours to buy the doll. it was a custom designed fashion actor ava duvernay, the woman who directed the movie selma. it cost $65 and one would be buyer said in the time it took him to fish out the credit card the last available doll on the barbie website was

our digital network is here to report what stewart said to the new host trevor noah. good morning. >> good morning. jon stewart walked away from "the " "ly" show" s sws the late top nate veteran's word still carries weight. >> it's jon stewart, everybody. >> a bearded, casually dressed jon stewart returned home last night. not to check up on the new tenants occupying the house but to advocate for a cause close to his heart. >> so back in 2010, after far more lobbying than shoulul have been n nessary. congress passed the zadroga act. first responders who have gotten sick. provisions expired months ago. it expired in september. these first responders, many sick with cancers and pulmonary disease have had to travel at their own expense to washington, d.c. hundreds of times to plead for our government to do the right thing. >> reporter: at the center of stewart's crusade, the september 11th first responders, the comedian said has been forgotten by the politics of walk. >> right now there are 67 senatorsponsoring the bill. 260 0 nates andy stupid house math is more than en

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trevor noah taking over for jonathan stewart. samantha bee hosting a late night show, as well, starting on tbs. her photoshoped version of a "vanity fair" picture was a hit on the internet. number nine, "scandakan"scandal down ""19 kids and counting." the family tookly jo lstood by t got worse. he admitted cheating on his wife and viewing pornography. he called himself, quote, the biggest hypocrite ever. number eight, caitlyn jenner's new name, look and life. her "vanity fair" cover had everyone talking, spreading transgender issues. it started with a diane sawyer interview and accepted an espy. her reality show debuted on e and was renewed n eed for anoth season. 35 women accused bill cosby of sexual assault. the headline read, cosby, the women, an unwelcomed sisterhood. the magazine's website crashed after the release. koz cosby continues to deny the accusations and hasn't been charged with any crime. number six, jason rah cysigrjas, was held in iran. the media has wildly condemned his attention, saying he's a pawn in iran's ge

>> christa: stewart hosted "the daily show" for 15 years before calling it quits and trevor noah began in august. "i've eared -- i've heard about this in american tv." >> jadiann: fair question. time off let him relax. >> christa: he's got some scruff. >> jadiann: he's got the face hair. >> jeremy: good stuff there. anyway, right now boston at 37. beverly 37. norwood at 40 degrees. cloudy skies. there are a couple of showers down through the islands, and we'll have the threat of rain showers today on the cape and the islands. i think metro boston, a sprinkle possible. that would be about it. low 40s. 7:00 this evening, cool, upper 30s. this map showing where you have the best chance of the rain drop, the deeper shading of green. dry metro west, merrimack valley. 7 on 7 forecast. tomorrow a few peeks of sun, a lot of clouds, upper 40s. thursday a few morning springs, but much warmer by thursday afternoon. and into the weekend, temperatures 50s to near 60. ism all right, 60, just waiting for that one. >> christa: in december? are you kidding me? >> jadiann: making plans. >> christa: wond