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trevor noah. on his road from apartheid, south africa. to the big chair held by jon stewart. now doing late night comedy in the age of donald trump. >> i refuse to exist in a state of outrage, you know? i think at times people allow themselves to get outraged at everything that donald trump does, but at some point i'm just going to accept certain ideas and norms of him as a president. it doesn't mean that they're normal, but they're his. >> a sunday sitdown with trevor noah. plus, a trip to puerto rico for a progress report nine months after the storm. all of it a bit later in the show. >>> let's begin with the growing outr outrage over the trump administration's policy as more families trying to enter the united states are separated overnight. >> reporter: more detentions in texas springing up overnight to house children taken from their families. here later today hundreds are expected to march in a father's day protest against the trump administration's controversial zero tolerance immigration po
trevor noah. on his road from apartheid, south africa. to the big chair held by jon stewart. now doing late night comedy in the age of donald trump. >> i refuse to exist in a state of outrage, you know? i think at times people allow themselves to get outraged at everything that donald trump does, but at some point i'm just going to accept certain ideas and norms of him as a president. it doesn't mean that they're normal, but they're his. >> a sunday sitdown with trevor noah. plus, a...
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trevor noah, everybody!back with nickelodeon's newest star liza koshy. ♪ a hotel can make or break a trip. and at expedia, we don't think you should be rushed into booking one. that's why we created expedia's add-on advantage. now after booking your flight, you unlock discounts on select hotels right until the day you leave. ♪ add-on advantage. discounted hotel rates when you add on to your trip. only when you book with expedia. [see it. run! as big... and loud... as you can. i have to see this. ♪ holy! [ roar ] this is gonna be awesome. rated pg-13. like concert tickets or a new snowboard. matt: whoo! whoo! jen: but that all changed when we bought a house. matt: voilà! jen: matt started turning into his dad. matt: mm. that's some good mulch. ♪ i'm awake. but it was pretty nifty when jen showed me how easy it was to protect our home and auto with progressive. [ wrapper crinkling ] get this butterscotch out of here. progressive can't protect you from becoming your parents. there's quite a bit of work, 'cause
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applause ] from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noahse). >> trevor: welcome to the daily show, thank you so much for tuning in, i'm trevor noah take a seat, everybody, let's get into it. my guest tonight, my guest tonight is a transgender activist and writer and director on the new fx series pose, janet mock is joining us, everybody. (applause) but as you all know by now, at 1:45 this afternoon supreme court justice kennedy resigned. (laughter) we're going to get into that on tonight's show but first let's catch up on the day's headlines. >> swoosh. (laughter) yesterday vice president-- oh, you thought i was really wearing glass, no. yesterday vice president mike pence made a advicity to brazil. and there was something he needed to get off his chest. >> to the people of central america, i have a message for you. straight from my heart. straight from the heart of the american people. don't risk your lives or the lives of your children by trying to come to the united states on a road run by drug smugglers and human traivelgers. if you can
applause ] from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noahse). >> trevor: welcome to the daily show, thank you so much for tuning in, i'm trevor noah take a seat, everybody, let's get into it. my guest tonight, my guest tonight is a transgender activist and writer and director on the new fx series pose, janet mock is joining us, everybody. (applause) but as you all know by now, at 1:45 this afternoon supreme court justice...
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clatters] >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! thank you so much for tuning in! i'm trevor noah! thank you so much, everybody! my guest tonight is an amazing woman, the director of the international refugee assistance project becca heller is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) and we'll be talking about the plight of refugees under trump and around the world. but first, let's catch up on tad's headlines. good news! having a life-threatening emergency just got a whole lot easier. >> america's 911 emergency system is about to enter the 21st century. apple said today the iphone's next operating system will be able to tell 911 operators exactly where the call is coming from. currently iphoneses only provide the location of the cell tower transmitting that call. >> trevor: 911 can now use your iphone to see exactly where you are. i know some people have privacy concerns, but in an emergency, i want 911 to know everything about me. in fact, when i call 911, i
clatters] >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! thank you so much for tuning in! i'm trevor noah! thank you so much, everybody! my guest tonight is an amazing woman, the director of the international refugee assistance project becca heller is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) and we'll be talking about the plight of...
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trevor noah has cemented his place in donald trump's america. using his unique comic voice to speak truth to power every night on "the daily show." but noah's path to his comedy central perch is an amazing story in its own right. his memoir says he was literally born a crime in apartheid south africa. he was the child of a white mother and a black father. now, he puts it, he's broken into the world's elite recognized by "time" magazine as one of the 100 most influential people of 2018. i spoke with trevor noah shortly before his sold-out comedy performance at london's massive 02 stadium, a gig that coincided with the royal wedding. his show is called "the end of days tour." and i asked about finding laughter in the shadow of the so-called apocalypse. trevor welcome back to the program. >> thank you so much for having me back. >> what is the end of days? a disaster story? why? >> no. i call it "the end of days tour" in many ways that's what people feel this is. u feel like there is war d of starting everywhere. you feel like governments switching
trevor noah has cemented his place in donald trump's america. using his unique comic voice to speak truth to power every night on "the daily show." but noah's path to his comedy central perch is an amazing story in its own right. his memoir says he was literally born a crime in apartheid south africa. he was the child of a white mother and a black father. now, he puts it, he's broken into the world's elite recognized by "time" magazine as one of the 100 most influential...
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almost none of it included the name trevor noah.n he was introduced as the next host, many americans rushed eo google to find out who he was. thhey found the story of a popular south african comedian, born and raised under apartheid, using comedy to rise from unimaginable circumstances t the height of his business. breaking through in a crowded late nig field. trevor invited us to the studio in new york last week for a sunday s down. ♪ >> welcome to "the daily show." >> four nights a week, trevo noah's job is to make the news funn >> slave or immigrants? >> damn, no. >> i'm sorry. i am a human i'm sorry. >> trump might have a secret kid? oh snap. presidents like storms havete ries. right now this is category five. >> three years aft succeeding, the 34-year-old south african found his vce in the age of trump. >> i broke up with you first, would an unhealthyresident be able to do this. >> flooding the news with wit and charm before the audience goes to bed. >> the day starts with watching the news before you get in, trying t figure ou
almost none of it included the name trevor noah.n he was introduced as the next host, many americans rushed eo google to find out who he was. thhey found the story of a popular south african comedian, born and raised under apartheid, using comedy to rise from unimaginable circumstances t the height of his business. breaking through in a crowded late nig field. trevor invited us to the studio in new york last week for a sunday s down. ♪ >> welcome to "the daily show." >>...
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♪ >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in nork, this is "the dailyw" with trevor noah. ( eers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! m trevor noah!uch for tuning in! thank you, everybody! take a seat, take a seat, take a seat, let's get into it. let's get into it. my guest tonight, the mayor of los angeles, eric garcetti is here! ( cheers and applause ) we don't have time to waste. let's get straight into it, people. what a historic day. north korea and the united states meeting for the first time ever, and this is right up there with all the other great moments in diplomacy. reagan and gorbachev, arafat and rabin, starbucks and black people. this is huge! ( laughter ) before we even start, we've to , right? we said the man couldn't do it, we said his temp would blow up the summit, but yesterday he provveryone wrong and turned the nuclear summit into singapore into a huge win forf,r pride and give it a leader who's much smarter than we thought, kim jongn, everybody! give it up for kim jong un! huh? huh? ( applause ) because, i mean, let's be honest, peopl
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>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! thank you for tuning in! i'm trevor noah! my guest tonight is a genuine rock star. you know him from linkin park, mike shinoda is here, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) we're going to be talking about his powerful new solo album "post-traumatic," you want to stay tuned. catching up on today's headlines. remember that photo of president trump at the g7 summit from a few weeks ago where it looked like all the other world leaders were fighting with trump because he refused to take a bath? yeah? turns out there's a pretty sweet story behind it. >> chancellor merkel of germany and prime minister truedo of canada wand to press defense directly to sign the communique and trump was sitting there with his arms crossed clearly not liking the fact he felt like they were gabbing up on him. said, okay, he'll sign it. he stood up, put his hand in his pocket, took out two star bursts, threw them on the table and said to angela merk
>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! thank you for tuning in! i'm trevor noah! my guest tonight is a genuine rock star. you know him from linkin park, mike shinoda is here, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) we're going to be talking about his powerful new solo album "post-traumatic," you want to stay tuned. catching up...
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headquarters in new york, thisws is "the daily show" with trevor noah. (applause). >> trevor: welcome, everybody. welcome to the daily show. thank you so much. welcome to the daily show. i'm trevor noah 57bd it has been 620 hours since we have last seen melania trump. my guest tonight is a rapper and actor in the new movie oceans eight. awkwafina is here, everybody. but first up, if you were planning to invite fbi agents to a party, be warned, because they got some banging dance moves. >> an fbi agent is under investigation after his fun accidentally went off on a dance floor in denver. >> as he flipped his handgun flies out of its holster to the floor then accidentally going offer as he picks it up. watch again as he reaches, there is that muzzle flash, the bullet striking a man in the crowd. >> trevor: damn, i always thought that quite people were bad at dancing, but i dispt know they were actually dangerous. wow. there are so many things that strike me about this video. first of all what is this nightclub, right? no, look. it's lit up like a grocery st
headquarters in new york, thisws is "the daily show" with trevor noah. (applause). >> trevor: welcome, everybody. welcome to the daily show. thank you so much. welcome to the daily show. i'm trevor noah 57bd it has been 620 hours since we have last seen melania trump. my guest tonight is a rapper and actor in the new movie oceans eight. awkwafina is here, everybody. but first up, if you were planning to invite fbi agents to a party, be warned, because they got some banging dance...
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grunting] >> from comedy central world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noaheers and applause). >> trevor: welcome to the daily show, everybody. i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in. tonight's guest, tonight's guest from imagine dragon, he has a new documentary about gay equality in the mormon church, dan reynolds is here, everybody. (cheers and applause) all right, but first let's catch up on today's headlines. canada, has become just the second country to legalize recreational marijuana nationwide. (applause) and i'm just going say it's about time. finlly some laid back canadians. you know, right now it just feels leak canada is rubbing it in america's face at this point, you know, legalized weed nationwide, free health care. the leader is sain and hot. like--(applause) >> what's next, what's next, it's going to turn out that curling gives you superintense organize as ams cannot-- orgasms, not fair, can darks not fair. meanwhile in the world cup japan won but more important leigh our hearts. >> japan won their first patch over colombia 2-1 but it
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comedy central come he de central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. (applause). >> trevor: yeah! thank you so much. welcome to "the daily show"! i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in. let's get floo it. our guest tonight, our guest tonight is a democratic congress member from south l.a., karen bass is joining us, everybody. (applause) we are going to be talking about immigration policy and what some members of congress are trying to do about it. so we'll be getting to that in a bit but first let's catch up on today's headlines. >> first up, if you had a birthday on saturday and you are wonder yg nobody showed up it was probably because of this. >> it was a supersurprise for jay-z and beyonce fans. the married couple releasing a jointed album together for the first time. the blockbuster announcement breaking the internet and causing an immediate reaction around the globe. the new nine track album called everything is love was accompanied by a stunning music video shot in the halls of the iconic louvre in pairs, the world's largest museum. >
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i'm trevor noah!onight's guest from the netflix series "seven seconds" regina king is here, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) man, we're gonna have some fun! but first let's get right into it. let's catch up on th the headli. remember how when donald trump uninvited the philadelphia eagles from the white house earlier this week? he said it was because the n.f.l. players shouldn't kneel during the anthem. he went on to say they also shouldn't stay in the locker room. eagles safety malcolm jenkins struck on a new form of protest and damn if it wasn't effective. >> mac thornberry refused to answer questions about president trump uninviting the super bowl champs to the white house this week but said he wanted to set the record straight as to why some n.f.l. records have been taking the knee. >> are you surprised you guys are embroiled in this controversy with the white house? >> are you not going to say anything today or just going to use these posters? ( cheers and applause ) >> what aren't we listening
i'm trevor noah!onight's guest from the netflix series "seven seconds" regina king is here, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) man, we're gonna have some fun! but first let's get right into it. let's catch up on th the headli. remember how when donald trump uninvited the philadelphia eagles from the white house earlier this week? he said it was because the n.f.l. players shouldn't kneel during the anthem. he went on to say they also shouldn't stay in the locker room. eagles safety...
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i'm trevor noah.est tonight -- my guest tonight -- is an lgbtq and "black lives matter" activist and author as well, darnell moore is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) he's a really inspiring young man. he had a talk about his compelling new memoir "no ashes in the fire," a fascinating book about growing up black and queer in america. beautiful story. we're going to talk about that later. but first, let's catch up on the day's headlines. yesterday in the world cup korea pulled off a major upset by beating germany, the reigning world champions. mexico moved forward in the tournament, so uh now mexico is korea's biggest fan. >> mexico is still celebrating moving on thanks to south korea. the koreans beat former world cup champs germany yesterday knocking them out of the tournament. mexicans couldn't be more grateful taking to the south korean embassy in mexico city to celebrate. the south korean ambassador to mexico reportedly even took a shot of tequila with fans. ( chanting ) ( laughter )
i'm trevor noah.est tonight -- my guest tonight -- is an lgbtq and "black lives matter" activist and author as well, darnell moore is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) he's a really inspiring young man. he had a talk about his compelling new memoir "no ashes in the fire," a fascinating book about growing up black and queer in america. beautiful story. we're going to talk about that later. but first, let's catch up on the day's headlines. yesterday in the world...
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www.captionmax.com >> there comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, in is "the daily show" with trevor noah. (cheers and applause). >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," everybody, thank you so much for tuning in, i'm trevor noah. you're amazing, let's get into it my guest tonight my guest tonight is a political scientist with a fascinating new book about populism versus globalism, poiler alert, populism wins, ian brem certificate here, everybody. (cheers and applause) but first up, let's catch up on today's headlines. the phrase viral raccoon probably makes you think of a disgusting rab, d animal or maybe a sex position. (laughter) but yesterday viral raccoon had a much different meaning. >> a minnesota raccoon is an internet sensation this morning after captivating the world with a daredevil stunt. >> he's moving. >> the animal set its sights on st. paul's ubs tower one of the city's tallest skyscraper and started to climb, one floor at a time, pausing for naps an breaks and accruing an international audience along the way. finally after many attempts to lure it to safety, the raccoon m
www.captionmax.com >> there comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, in is "the daily show" with trevor noah. (cheers and applause). >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," everybody, thank you so much for tuning in, i'm trevor noah. you're amazing, let's get into it my guest tonight my guest tonight is a political scientist with a fascinating new book about populism versus globalism, poiler alert, populism wins, ian brem certificate here, everybody....
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. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! thank you so much for tuning in! thank you, everybody, i'm trevor noah! my guest tonight is an actor and a candidate for governor of new york, cyntyia nixon is here, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) but first, but first, some earth-shattering news out of italy. >> an amazing discovery in pompeii in italy, check out the skeleton in this archeological site, dated back to the year 79, a man who was crushed trying to escape the vo cano on -- volcano on mt. vesuvius. >> trevor: that is so cruel. that's the earliest case of final destination ever recorded. i made it away from the volcano! i have my whole life ahead of me, splat! ( italian a accent ) >> trevor: he died like a "looney tunes" that' character. look at. this that is so humiliating. next, we'll discover a skeleton laughing and pointing. it success to get crushed by a rock but we have to remember it was the year 79. what was the leading cause of death. it went cr
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al >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show, everybody." thank you so much for tuning in. i'm trevor noah. take a seat. let's get into it. take a seat. take a seat. take a seat. we've got to get hearsay. we don't have much time-- my guests, my guests -- my guests tonight are an author and former president of the united states. bill patterson and bill clinton are here, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) yeah, i'll let you-- i'll let you google which one was president. but first, let's catch up on today's headlines. do you guys know rodrigo duterte, the president of the philippines? he's kind of like trump, if trump was a foreigner, instead of a guy who hates foreigners, right? he's creepy around women. he dislikes obama for no good reason, and just like trump, he's always saying something controversial. >> outrage growing in the philippines after its leader called god "stupid." late last week, president rodrigo duterte asked why adam e were created to be allowed to g
al >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show, everybody." thank you so much for tuning in. i'm trevor noah. take a seat. let's get into it. take a seat. take a seat. take a seat. we've got to get hearsay. we don't have much time-- my guests, my guests -- my guests tonight are an author and former president of the united states. bill...
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this week on sunday my host is daily show host trevor noah.ding journey from apartheid south africa where his biracial background literally was a crime. now to sitting in the chair previously occupied by john stewart. our sunday sit-down with trevor noah plus the latest in news and politics this weekend on "sunday today." remember, you can catch us in the morning live or set the dvr and watch us any time. for now i'll send it back to you, frances and phillip and i'll see you on sunday morning. >> looking forward to it, willie. thank you. >> now to the top stories, the president's long-time fixer and personal attorney michael cohen is looking to gag the lawyer for lawyer for actress stormy daniels. he is filing an order asking the judge to ask him to stop speaking with reporters and giving information about the legal case about cohen and the president. avenatti has been tainting the case with a, quote, publicity tour that has included more than 100 tv interviews since march. avenatti calls the application a complete joke and says he will strong
this week on sunday my host is daily show host trevor noah.ding journey from apartheid south africa where his biracial background literally was a crime. now to sitting in the chair previously occupied by john stewart. our sunday sit-down with trevor noah plus the latest in news and politics this weekend on "sunday today." remember, you can catch us in the morning live or set the dvr and watch us any time. for now i'll send it back to you, frances and phillip and i'll see you on sunday...
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trevor noah joins us at the table with your heart intact.eryone. great to see you all again. >> we want to talk about the book and the project. audible book is fantastic. but i really want to get your take on what's happened today. you've been talking about it for the past week. what do you make of what's happened? >> i'm excited. you know, i think this development in north korea is really huge for the world. i think people have to take this opportunity to not hate on donald trump and go, hey, he took a step. he took a step forward toward peace, and if anything, he furthered obama's goal. that's what obama said he would do, he said he would talk to america's enemies, not just america's friends -- >> he's criticized for it -- >> he was. it's great that donald trump said, hey, man, that's a good idea. i'm going to do that. i'm going to speak to our enemies. he may have surprised south korea by stopping the military exercises on the border, but you know, clearly this is part of a larger plan. and i guess if obama was also going to do it, there'
trevor noah joins us at the table with your heart intact.eryone. great to see you all again. >> we want to talk about the book and the project. audible book is fantastic. but i really want to get your take on what's happened today. you've been talking about it for the past week. what do you make of what's happened? >> i'm excited. you know, i think this development in north korea is really huge for the world. i think people have to take this opportunity to not hate on donald trump...
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www.captionmax.com >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! thank you so much for tuning in! thank you so much! this is so much fun! tonight's guest from marvel's "luke cage" on netflix, mike colter is here, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) so excited for that. but first, let's catch up on today's headlines. if you like having one person in history you know you can always admire, i suggest turning off your tv now. >> private journals kept by albert einstein during his trips toation in the 1920s revealed the brilliant theoretical physicist and humanitarian held standards viewed by many today as racist. he describes as chinese as industrious, obtuse and filthy people. he writes they don't sit on benches but squat like europeans when they relieve themselves in the leafy woods and it would be a pity in if the chinese supplant all other races, for the, like, of us the thought is unspeakably dreary. >> trevor: nice going, einstein. ( laughter ) really? additional up einstein's jour
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>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: yeah! welcome, everybody! welcome to "the daily show." thank you so much for tuning in! thank you so much! ( cheers and applause ) my guests tonight -- here to talk about the crisis of sexual assault in the military -- senator kirsten gillibrand, with colonel don christensen and brigette mccoy. ( cheers and applause ) but first, let's catch up on today's headlines. the middle east and drones. whatever story you're thinking it'sbly n this. >> at a fashion show in saudi arabia is going viral now. check this out, an array of fashion dresses floating down a runway but no model in sight. this bizarre fashion show at a saudi arabian who tell where drones were used to show case these dressessen instead of traditional human models, a spokesperson says the drones were used to bring a change to the annual show -- ( laughter ) >> trevor: a drone fashion show is one of the weirdest things i have ever seen, but, if you add the harry potter theme, it totally wo
>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: yeah! welcome, everybody! welcome to "the daily show." thank you so much for tuning in! thank you so much! ( cheers and applause ) my guests tonight -- here to talk about the crisis of sexual assault in the military -- senator kirsten gillibrand, with colonel don christensen and brigette mccoy. ( cheers and applause ) but...
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. >>> and "daily show" host trevor noah tells us about a project helping high school students discuss prejudice and identity. >>> that's the "cbs morning news" for this tuesday. thanks for watching. i'm anne-marie green. have a great day. ♪ tuesday. thank you for watching. have a great day. june 12th. >>> live from the cbs bay area studios, this is kpix5 news. >>> a live look outside, and you can see the tower is lighten up and blue and gold colors for the golden state warrior's as the bay area celebrates the third title in four years. it is tuesday, june 12th. good morning. i'm kenny choi. >> i'm michelle griego. >> i like your tie! blue and gold. >> the bling is showing. >>> it is a big day. hopefully, you have off so you can go for the parade. we will have it live for you, not to worry. a great look over san francisco and today will be the warmest day of the week. keep that in mind as you get dressed for this special occasion. south, you can see the camera over the city with sparkling lights, a great sign of clear skies. it will be sunny when we get that daylight and temperatures w
. >>> and "daily show" host trevor noah tells us about a project helping high school students discuss prejudice and identity. >>> that's the "cbs morning news" for this tuesday. thanks for watching. i'm anne-marie green. have a great day. ♪ tuesday. thank you for watching. have a great day. june 12th. >>> live from the cbs bay area studios, this is kpix5 news. >>> a live look outside, and you can see the tower is lighten up and blue and...
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next week, trevor noah who rose out of a dramatic childhood to succeed jon stewart in one of the biggestweek on "sunday today." >>> in a week we lost anthony bourdain and kate spade to suicide, a stragaggering report that shows why the numbers are spiking. us. it's what this country is made of. but right now, our bond is fraying. how do we get back to "us"? the y fills the gaps. and bridges our divides. donate to your local y today. because where there's a y, there's an us. today, historical sites are disappearing, but ai can help us bring history back to life. to recreate historical sites, we had to stitch hundreds of pictures one by one. with microsoft ai, we are able to stitch hundreds of thousands of pictures in one night. i need to make it possible, because it's so important to do it. with artificial intelligence you can go in, you can experience it. right now, comcast business is doubling your internet speed. so you can download large files faster. and power more employees on more devices. all for a new low price. what does that equal? our best internet price ever. you do the math.
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>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: thank you. welcome to "the daily show," everybody. thank you so much for tuning in. thank you, everybody. i'm really excited. i'm really excited. our guest tonight is from "atlanta" and the new movie "hotel artemis," brian tyree henry is here, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) but first, let's get straight into it. it is officimsuit season, unless you're miss america. >> new this morning, it's just been announce that the miss america pageant is scrapping the swimsuit competition. >> what? >> yeah, gretchen carlson, a former miss america, and the organiza there, just revealed the change. the competition is also swing up the evening wear portion. women will not be judged on the gown they choose. instead, they will be asked to demonstrate their passion, intelligence, and overall understanding of the job of miss america. >> it's going to be what comes out of their mouth that we're interested in, when they talk about their social impact. >> trevor: wow.
>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: thank you. welcome to "the daily show," everybody. thank you so much for tuning in. thank you, everybody. i'm really excited. i'm really excited. our guest tonight is from "atlanta" and the new movie "hotel artemis," brian tyree henry is here, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) but first, let's get...
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haing from south africa, trevor noah was an outsider, an up and coming comedian with anique voice that caught jon's attention. - [trevor] people in e township assumed that i was an albino. - [carlos] andonuddenly, all eyes werim. good to see you. so where did this kid from johannesburg find the courage to carry on jon stewart's legacy and manage to carve out his own path wards breaking big? what makes people successful? whatre the unexpected turns in life tat propel peoplegreatness?
haing from south africa, trevor noah was an outsider, an up and coming comedian with anique voice that caught jon's attention. - [trevor] people in e township assumed that i was an albino. - [carlos] andonuddenly, all eyes werim. good to see you. so where did this kid from johannesburg find the courage to carry on jon stewart's legacy and manage to carve out his own path wards breaking big? what makes people successful? whatre the unexpected turns in life tat propel peoplegreatness?
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>>"daily show" host trevor noah said he spoke to jon stewart right after he announced asked him why.avinge he's too pisd off to laugh. so what's happening in america? cause you can't make jokes about it or anything. >> well, you can. >> is it getting harder to make jokes with no consequences? is it that the consequences don't fit the joke? i mean, what's hning? >> maybe it's hard to find humor in what's going on. >> there's plenty of humor in trump. he makes himself a laughing stock every day. it's just that it'exhausti. it's exhausting. he was there -- jon stewart was there for 16 years. that's longer than my first marriage, okay? so he was burnt out, i think, and tired of the whole thing and he only talked politics. luckily we have other subjects here. >> yeah. >> "the bachelorette." >> the kardashians. >> the kardashians. >> there's always a time to go. and i think when you stop seeing the joy in your job or you're letting yourself get cynical orbiter, that spills down from the top. and when the show i you, and all the people around you are still hopefully loving their jobs, i think it
>>"daily show" host trevor noah said he spoke to jon stewart right after he announced asked him why.avinge he's too pisd off to laugh. so what's happening in america? cause you can't make jokes about it or anything. >> well, you can. >> is it getting harder to make jokes with no consequences? is it that the consequences don't fit the joke? i mean, what's hning? >> maybe it's hard to find humor in what's going on. >> there's plenty of humor in trump. he...
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we'll hear from huge headliners, trevor noah, jon stewart. there's the presidential library. comedians say you have to have an internal check of what you're saying. >> comedy can be incredibly disarming and sometimes a great way to open up a conversation. >> reporter: inside the rooms visitors will have conversations. >> our president is undefeated on the internet. >> reporter: about the donald j. trump twitter library featuring internet battles, birther tweets and a collection of his most infamous names. >> reporter: the wake of racist comments from roseanne barr and samantha bee. >> do i feel right about this. >> it's easy for people to say the line is the line and you're not going to cross the line. >> reporter: roy wood junior is one of comics performing a a word used to sugar lalander women againstr woman. >> reporter: comedians want you to remember they're in the business of jokes. >> have you had to walk back something? >> anif never apologized. i never apologize to my wife. my mother, anyone, any where. >> reporter: ronny chang has been married for about a year. we we
we'll hear from huge headliners, trevor noah, jon stewart. there's the presidential library. comedians say you have to have an internal check of what you're saying. >> comedy can be incredibly disarming and sometimes a great way to open up a conversation. >> reporter: inside the rooms visitors will have conversations. >> our president is undefeated on the internet. >> reporter: about the donald j. trump twitter library featuring internet battles, birther tweets and a...
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tune in tomorrow when my guests will be trevor noah, liza koshy, and musical guest two feet. love tonight don't you worry 'bout ♪ where it is you come from it'll be all right ithtetew
tune in tomorrow when my guests will be trevor noah, liza koshy, and musical guest two feet. love tonight don't you worry 'bout ♪ where it is you come from it'll be all right ithtetew
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i heard this from trevor noah and people on the left. it's funny, in the subtitle i've got rebirth of tribalism,, populism, nationalism and identity politics is a strong american democracy. all the liberals agree with the populism and nationalism and pretty much with me on the tribalism. they get furious at the identity politics. i've done a lot of conservative talk radio and they are all -- you never would get rid of ethnic -- i have no problem with ethnic politics. from ben franklin talk about the germans in pennsylvania to the irish and tammany hall. it's not necessarily always a good thing. they can go too far and all the rest, but it's very different than the identity politics thing which is essentially trying to create an abstraction of, that i can tell all i need to know about you by some abstract, , yu know, adherence to something. one of the things that makes more dignity possible a great is can have many different identities. one of the things about the tribal mind is all politics was personal in our natural environment. the tr
i heard this from trevor noah and people on the left. it's funny, in the subtitle i've got rebirth of tribalism,, populism, nationalism and identity politics is a strong american democracy. all the liberals agree with the populism and nationalism and pretty much with me on the tribalism. they get furious at the identity politics. i've done a lot of conservative talk radio and they are all -- you never would get rid of ethnic -- i have no problem with ethnic politics. from ben franklin talk...
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join me next week when i'll be joined by josh brolin, trevor noah, and seth rogen. good night!wgbh access.wgbh.org ♪ are you ready y'all to have some fun ♪ feel the love tonight don't you worry 'bout ♪ where it is you come from it'll be all right ♪ it's the late late show ( band playing ) >> reggie: ladies and gentlemen, all the way from melbourne, australia,e
join me next week when i'll be joined by josh brolin, trevor noah, and seth rogen. good night!wgbh access.wgbh.org ♪ are you ready y'all to have some fun ♪ feel the love tonight don't you worry 'bout ♪ where it is you come from it'll be all right ♪ it's the late late show ( band playing ) >> reggie: ladies and gentlemen, all the way from melbourne, australia,e
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it is a three-day combination of comedians like jon stewart, amy schumer, trevor noah, and tiffany haddish. there will also be performances by wu-tang clan, t-pain, salt-n- pepa, just to name a few. there are also several music, wine, and music festivals happening. >> reporter: heading into the first weekend of june, and here are some things happening around the bay. in san francisco, join in the fun as the 42nd union street music festival complete with 24 live bands, food, drink, and arts and craft. saturday and sunday. in the south bay, get a taste of greece at the san jose greek festival featuring dancing, live music, and open market with food and locally made items at saint nicholas greek or to docs church -- orthodox church. >>> the 109th annual san leandro cherry festival and parade on saturday. this festival will offer food, beer garden, live entertainment, arts and craft, and special kids on. and prayed that starts at 10 am in downtown. or head inland for the 37th annual art and wine festival at walnut creek complete with bay area music and entertainment for the entire family. incl
it is a three-day combination of comedians like jon stewart, amy schumer, trevor noah, and tiffany haddish. there will also be performances by wu-tang clan, t-pain, salt-n- pepa, just to name a few. there are also several music, wine, and music festivals happening. >> reporter: heading into the first weekend of june, and here are some things happening around the bay. in san francisco, join in the fun as the 42nd union street music festival complete with 24 live bands, food, drink, and...
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it has big name stars in the line-up including jon stewart, amy schumer and trevor noah. the nearest bart station to that festival has been in the news a lot recently for rampant and open drug use. bart recently announced it would be cleaning up the civic center station. rob malcolm reports. >> reporter: the venue is near bart and muni metro civic center station, the same station where a commuter posted this viral video of drug users slumped over and shooting up. the black eye forced bart officials to act quickly. >> there are going to be a lot of people whose impression tonight is going to determine how willing they are going to be to ride our system next week, next month, next year. and we need to keep our riders. >> reporter: with that in mind, bart hopes they have swept the recent problems here behind them by adding extra staff and a zamboni to regularly clean the floors. this may be music to the ears of riders. ♪[ music ] >> classical music, i think, that there's been a much more steady representation of sfpd and bart pd. we have had public health department come out
it has big name stars in the line-up including jon stewart, amy schumer and trevor noah. the nearest bart station to that festival has been in the news a lot recently for rampant and open drug use. bart recently announced it would be cleaning up the civic center station. rob malcolm reports. >> reporter: the venue is near bart and muni metro civic center station, the same station where a commuter posted this viral video of drug users slumped over and shooting up. the black eye forced...
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persuade them and spoke and i'm the house going on at the npr and i want to say i hear this from trevor noah and a lot of people on the left but in the subtitle we've got the rebirth of tribalism and identity politics is destroying american democracy. although liberals agree with the populism and nationalism and pretty much with me on the tribalism but get furious at the identity politics. i've done conservative talk radio and they are all with me on the identity politics but they don't like the -- [inaudible] you'll never get rid of ethnic politics. i know problem. from then pregnant talking about the germans in pennsylvania to the irish in tammany hall -- is not necessarily a good thing. you can go too far and all the rest but it's very different than this identity politics which is essentially trying to create an obstruction of that i can tell it all a need to know about you buy some abstraction. we can have many different identities and one of the ideas of the travel mind is that all politics was personal in our natural environment and the tribe or the troops or the platoon whatever you
persuade them and spoke and i'm the house going on at the npr and i want to say i hear this from trevor noah and a lot of people on the left but in the subtitle we've got the rebirth of tribalism and identity politics is destroying american democracy. although liberals agree with the populism and nationalism and pretty much with me on the tribalism but get furious at the identity politics. i've done conservative talk radio and they are all with me on the identity politics but they don't like...
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you got big names such as jon stewart and trevor noah, it should be an entertaining show but bit of a traffic headache. let's take you out here live to show you traffic issues, we're seeing already this morning. it will be interesting to see topics that comedians talk about. we'll see if that is addressed but that will happen when the first acts hit the stage in the three-day festival tonight at the bill graham civic auditorium at 5:00 p.m. we're live in san francisco, pete suratos, nbc bay area news. >> you know when you're reporter juggling, it is live news. >> sexual assault accusations against this milpitas music teacher. we know the student's age and when the incident happened. the mercury news reports the student victim is 15 years old and the teacher christopher kaldy turned himself in two weeks as he was accused of touching a staff member inappropriately and then a student came forward to say he assaulted her on the last day of school last year. >>> a happy end to a sad story from february. you might remember when fire destroyed this gardner health care mobile health care unit
you got big names such as jon stewart and trevor noah, it should be an entertaining show but bit of a traffic headache. let's take you out here live to show you traffic issues, we're seeing already this morning. it will be interesting to see topics that comedians talk about. we'll see if that is addressed but that will happen when the first acts hit the stage in the three-day festival tonight at the bill graham civic auditorium at 5:00 p.m. we're live in san francisco, pete suratos, nbc bay...
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on tomorrow on "sunday today," willie sits down with trevor noah.the comedy world. >>thomas.. coming up next, on today in the bay .... a massive backup has passengers waiting for hours in the south bay-- but not for a plane -- just to walk out of the airport. the perfect storm that the airport says caused the hold up... also: two south bay women bragged about being sexual deviants. what we )re learning about their connection to the young >> two south bay women bragged about being sexual deviants. coming up your father's day forecast. downtown san jose from communications hill good morning, thanks for joining us. i )m garvin thomas, in for kira klapper. vianey arana is also here with a look at your microclimate forecast. >> it's breezy in san jose right now. we're also seeing cloud cover. this is another shot in san jose. the wind speeds are about 15 miles an hour. we are seeing a bit of a trough there. the leaves and trees moving back and forth because of a light breeze. current temperatures right now in san francisco 58 degrees. mountainview 52, oa
on tomorrow on "sunday today," willie sits down with trevor noah.the comedy world. >>thomas.. coming up next, on today in the bay .... a massive backup has passengers waiting for hours in the south bay-- but not for a plane -- just to walk out of the airport. the perfect storm that the airport says caused the hold up... also: two south bay women bragged about being sexual deviants. what we )re learning about their connection to the young >> two south bay women bragged...
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>> trevor noah on fire again. i'm gayle king with norah o'donnell and john dickerson.ess are under new pressure to change a zero tolerance policy that is splitting up families who entered the u.s. illegally. the associated press reports that babies and other young children separated from their parents are now being housed at three what they're calling tender age detention facilities in south texas. a fourth facility is planned in houston, according to the mayor there. tender age is typically defined at 12 and under by the department of homeland security. >> the report emerged as president trump met with house republicans about two immigration bills. both address family separation but the president did not endorse one plan over the other. >> senators from both parties are expected to meet today to discuss a fix. republican leader mitch mcconnell says any solution will be narrowed and targeted at keeping families together. >>> senator james lankford of oklahoma is one of 13 republican senators asking the justice department to pause the separation of families while congre
>> trevor noah on fire again. i'm gayle king with norah o'donnell and john dickerson.ess are under new pressure to change a zero tolerance policy that is splitting up families who entered the u.s. illegally. the associated press reports that babies and other young children separated from their parents are now being housed at three what they're calling tender age detention facilities in south texas. a fourth facility is planned in houston, according to the mayor there. tender age is...
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the festivals will feature a slate of rising young comedians with stars like john stewart and trevor into o noah from the daily show. >>> if you are driving in the area this week you want to plan ahead. clusterfest closes all these streets many million monday. the poke immuny right will be affected access to the groves street ac will be maintained for voters. >> the on again off again summit with north korea back on. >> you people will have to travel because you'll nba singapore on june 12th. >> what the president is saying about that meeting and the about that meeting and the sanctions againsttheinstein ( ♪ ) your heart doesn't only belong to you. . entresto is a heart failure medicine that helps improve your heart's ability to pump blood to the body. in the largest heart failure study ever, entresto was proven superior at helping people stay alive and out of the hospital compared to a leading heart failure medicine. don't take entresto if pregnant. it can cause harm or death to an unborn baby. don't take entresto with an ace inhibitor or aliskiren, or if you've had angioedema with an ace or ar
the festivals will feature a slate of rising young comedians with stars like john stewart and trevor into o noah from the daily show. >>> if you are driving in the area this week you want to plan ahead. clusterfest closes all these streets many million monday. the poke immuny right will be affected access to the groves street ac will be maintained for voters. >> the on again off again summit with north korea back on. >> you people will have to travel because you'll nba...