and then the girl i'm with, she's like, that's trevor noah. i'm, like, you stay put. ( laughter ) you know, so after that, we got done and went back and started watching the whole everything. >> trevor: oh, man, i appreciate it. most people would have been like that's when i started hating you. that's a pretty dope story. thank you very much for that. thank you very much for that. but let's talk about that. you know, you have spent time in south africa, but you've also spent time traveling around the world. you know, for those who don't know you, they are definitely bound to know you. burna boy's music has been blowing up. drake sampled the sound -- >> drake?! ( laughter ) >> trevor: you've got so many huge artists who sample the sound, and when you hear songs in the club, you hear nigerian and african music. i'm fascinated how it's not even call, it's music. you have a specific title. you call it afro fusion. what's that mean? >> it's basically like a pizza, right? ( laughter ) hold on. i'm serious. ( laughter ) so it's like a pizza, right? >>

i'm trevor noah.st tonight is one of the stars in the new movie "dora and the lost city of gold," eva longoria is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) also on tonight's show -- wild animals prefer hip-hop and we have to talk about the mass shootings that took place this weekend. we're not going to solve america's gun problems in half an hour but we'll probably do more than congress. so before we get into that, let's catch up on today's headlines. let's kick it off with something cool. since the beginning of time, humans have asked two questions -- is it okay if our pets see us masturbating and can we fly? we'll never know the answer to the first, but the second might now be a yes. >> a french inventor has successfully flown his hoverboard across the english channel. frankie zapata soared from france to england on his jet powered board. the 22-mile trip took 22 minutes including a refueling stop. his first attemp failed after he failed to land on a refueling platform. an emotional zapata desi

>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," everybody! thank you so much for tuning in! thank you for coming out! oh, yeah! oh, i can feel it! i'm trevor noah! our guest tonight is here to talk about the new amazon docu-series "free meek"! meek mill is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) so excited. also on tonight's show, we meet a president who's come back from the dead. if you send emojis, it means you're in a gang. and donald trump is a harry potter expert. so let's catch up on today's headlines. headlines. >> trevor: let's begin with climate change. it's the gradual disaster that will eventually wipe us out if we don't take it seriously. think of it like oatmeal. you wash your bowl right away, no problem. but if you leave it in the sink, by the time you come home, you will have a new roommate. ( laughter ) and if the world does end, there's one group you cannot blame, scientists, because they keep warning us every single day to wash out our bowl.

i'm trevor noah!ur guest tonight is a congresswoman from massachusetts and she's one of the four women who make up "the squad." ayanna pressley is here, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) also on tonight's show, democrats have an eating contest. hong kong protesters are now affecting the skies. and i reveal which billionaire pedophile killed himself in prison this weekend, it might surprise you. so let's catch up on today's headlines. ♪ let's begin in the world of sports and super heroness. this past weekend was the u.s. gymnastic championships where tough athletes competed in a range of events including high bars, pummel horse and the ring thingies. ( laughter ) while all the athletes are pretty amazing one is simply in a league of her own. >> simone bails finished up a milestone filled weekend with another gymnastics national championship, a final night including the olympic champ performed a triple double following a history making move on the balance beam. >> two flips, two twists never been done

i'm trevor noah.ur guest tonight is a best-selling author and she's a breakout star from the democratic presidential debates, marianne williamson is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) also on tonight's show, guns are back in the news. the new hot vacation trend and do you like corn, doesn't matter you're going to be eating a lot more of it. let's catch up on today's headlines. war -- hmm. good god, yawl. what is it good for? according to china, hitting back at the u.s. >> we begin with escalating trade war with china and the growing concern about its effect on the u.s. economy. >> the united states is officially labeling china a currency manipulator, accusing the nation of deliberately lowering the value of its money to sell goods cheaper and gain a competitive advantage. >> china also delivering a blow to u.s. farmersers, announcing it has asked state-owned firms to stop buying u.s. agriculture products. >> wreath is not happy with this trade war. the dow plunged more than 750 points mond

this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the dailyhow," everybody! thank you so much for tuning in and thank you for coming out! welcome! let's do it, let's do it! i'm trevor noah. welcome to the show. our guest tonight is a star of "rocketman," and the new film "skinnen" ad about white supremacists james bell is joining us! ( cheers and applause ) also tonight on show, babies smoking weed. we go to auction and trump is getting into rap. let's catch up on today's headlines. first up, society's always searching for ways to make pregnancy just a little bit more comfortable, but this next story is taking it to the highest levels of comfort yet. >> here to tell you about the sharp rise in the number of pregnant women smoking pot lancht new study finding pregnant women turning to marijuana to ease everything from morning sickness to migraines despite no evidence it's safe. >> cannabis use in pregnancy is associated with having a baby who weighs less and there's growing evidence there may be an association with developmental problems. >> tr

i'm trevor noah. tonight we have two guests joining us on the show, first we'll be joined by one of the 72 people running for president of the united states, senator michael bennet is here, everybody. that is going to be a lot of fun. (applause). >> trevor: and then from the netflix hit shows "russian dolls" and "orange is the new black" natasha lyonne is joining us, everybody. also on tonight's showed, math goes viral, texas cops do the worst old town road remix and joe biden is coming for your gun. so let's catch up on today's headlines. >> over the past week the nation has been divided over a range of topics. racism, guns, live action, lion king versus an nature-- animated i lion king and now this. >> there is a sumpel math problem designed for fourth grade ares but it is causing quite a division on social media. some twitter users have gone mad trying to figure out this equation t is 8 divided by 2 and in parenthesis 2 plus 2-rbgs seems simple enough but it is divided the internet and our newsroom

central within luf were comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, "the daily show" with trevor noah presents, democratic debate number two. too serious, too many candidates. (cheers and applause). >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," everybody! thank you so much for tuning in. thank you for coming out. let's do it! my name is trevor noah and tonight we are coming to you live, that's right, we are completely live. don't believe me, look at the screen behind me. it's night out, huh, you see, we're live. now the second night of the democratic debates just ended and of the two nights, this was the debate everybody was waiting for. you know, if last night was a small lower back ta too tonight was mike tyson he's face! because coming into tonight we all knew it was about. >> the stage is set for a second showdown, joe biden kamala harris facing offer. >> joe biden and kamala facing off again tonight after her blisserring attack in the firs debate. biden vowing he won't be so polite this time. >> joe biden telling donors it's no more mr. nice guy. >> i was probably overly polite in the

now then this is no joke south african born comedian trevor noah is the 4th highest paid stand up comedian in the world that's according to the forbes rich list $29000.00 the new york best and no raked in at 28 and 1000000 dollars last year from his various jobs among them his day job as t.v. host of the daily show but the bulk of his income came from his world tour as a stand up comedian on regulations and that is your business update here on d w from ne and the teen in berlin as always thanks for keeping us company. in the fire more. and in the end isn't the you're not a lot of the year and more we will send you that. are you familiar with this. in the smugglers were alliance of the what's your story ready ready. when i was a women especially in victims of violence in. part and send us your story. we are trying in order to understand this new culture. another visitor another guest you want to become a citizen. in for migrants your platform for reliable information. this is the devaney is africa coming up in the next 15 minutes droughts storms and prop failure a study finds more people in

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central >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," everybody. thank you so much for tuning in. thank you for coming out! yeah, that's right. take a seat. man, you guys are amazing. our guest tonight is one of the stars of the hit netflix show "orange is the new black." diane guerrero is joining us, everybody. going to be a really great conversation. but before we get into that, the second round of the democratic debates are officially over. and it was long. it was contentious. and it was the closest we'll ever see a u.f.c. match set in a retirement home. but now that the debates are over, we can catch up on some of the other news stories that got swallowed up by the debate because there's so much other news we don't cover when the debates are happening. so that means it's time for another edition of "in other news." ( cheers and applause ) let's kick it off with something fun. cab drivers in new york are used to seeing some crazy things happen in their backseats, but thi

trumpet fanfare] - from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, "the daily show with trevor noah" presents your moment of them: the best of jaboukie young-white. ♪ - hi, i'm jaboukie young-white, "the daily show's" senior rust belt correspondent. jk, i'm gay, and so is pittsburgh. [upbeat techno music] it's pride month, and equality march is the original pittsburgh pride. it has bikers, pups, pups, furries, queens, twunks, drunks, cops, bears, and fish creatures. - pittsburgh pride equality march is for everybody. it doesn't matter who you are, where you work, or who you love. - and just so you know, we love corporations. viacom, you're great. keep doing what you do. we're really big fans here at "the daily show," viacom. mwah, love you. so the answer is obviously to hug these corporations close, and corporations are hugging right back: google, kpmg, aetna, lyft-- not chick-fil-a-- and here comes the true slay queen, walmart. [all cheering] is walmart gay? - walmart does take pride in their gay associates. as a company, i don't think you can label a company with a sexual orientat

"the daily show with trevor noah" presents: "donsplaining." - do i hit the ball good? do i hit it long? is trump strong? people don't know it. nobody knows what that means. right? he knows what i'm talkin' about. [light music] - last night president trump was at another campaign rally. this time in tampa, and, once again, he said something that left us going, "huh?" - the time has come for voter id like everything else. voter id. [cheers and applause] you know if you go out and you want to buy groceries, you need a picture on a card. you need id. you go out and you want to buy anything you need id and you need your picture. [laughter] - something tells me this guy has never been grocery shopping. like ever. he probably tried it once, but the first thing you see when you walk in is the produce aisle so he just walked right back out. he was like, "ew, vegetables. gross. "oh, 'gross-eries,' i get it now. one day i'll be president!" [sprightly music] - if you have a windmill anywhere near your house, congratulations, your house just went down 75% in value. and they say the

"the daily show with trevor noah" presents: [boisterous trap music] ♪ "crazy rich nation." ♪ - robertft. last month, the billionaire new england patriots owner was charged with paying for hand jobs at a florida massage parlor. well today, he might've gotten his happy ending. - just in, an offer is now on the table for new england patriots owner robert kraft, who is charged with two counts of solicitation in connection with a south florida day spa. prosecutors have offered to drop those charges if kraft admits he would've been found guilty at trial. - this would also include some punishment. it would include 100 hours of community service, an education course about prostitution, and a screening for stds. [laughter] - a screening for stds? like, what is all of this? rich people get deals that i've never heard of. "admit you would have been found guilty and we'll let you go"? [bleep] outta here, man! [laughter] at least make him admit it in a room full of eagles fans, then we'll see some punishment, you know? this is insane! "we'll only let you go if you're guilty!" what? like, rich peop

male announcer: from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, "the daily show with trevor noah" presents... [glamorous music] ♪ - it was a day of record-setting domination on the world stage for the us women. - the defending champions posting the tournament's largest margin of victory ever, shutting out thailand 13 to nothing. - wow! 13 to nothing. [cheers and applause] that's not a soccer score. america basically won by a touchdown, a field goal, and a three-pointer combined. like, they were dominating so hard, this was their goalie during the game. and it's crazy 'cause if you ever watch soccer in the world, you're like, "this is madness." americans are like, "this is how soccer should be!" i do feel a little bad though, all right, because this is the worst thing to ever happen to a thai soccer team, and yes, i'm including the one that got stuck in the cave. yeah, 'cause at least the cave wasn't celebrating in front of them. "you got all stuck in me!" so this was a historic win for the us women's soccer team, but some people say it might've been a little too much winning. - c

in second place is jerry seinfeld, 41 million, and rounding out the top five, jim gavigan, and trevor noahy guys. >> good at what they do. >> that's the thing. >> he's set for life. >> in good shape. >> i'm okay with that. >> okay. >> what about the weather. >> so let's head on over to the maps here. and we do have some stronger storms, moving through the midwest. and we have the chance of cloud-to-ground lightning. stay indoors while the storms are passing through. and watch out for flash flooding a lot of rain within these storms that are developing. we are going to see another round of storms re-develop later on this afternoon, across the midwest, large hail, damaging winds, and flash flooding is a possibility, and it's extremely hot down across texas and the gulf coast and we have the flood threat through florida and as we go into tomorrow, severe storms will move ever so slightly to the east, affecting more of the great lakes, and the heat does continue to expand. >>> good saturday morning. we've got the sun coming out. nice view of downtown san jose there. 61 degrees. wind speeds abo