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call me at 1-800-734-cnbc or tweet me @jim cramer holy cow, we got through some -- scott free somehow we didn't get with some tit title wave of selling including me i thought it would be bad the sure -- of congress or trump's tweets, that often seem out of step with folks like washington, jefferson, lincoln today three of our more presidential presidents. here we are after one more whole hum day after we hit multi entry level highs. nasdaq tacking on, it's worth noting we did make it out of here unscaved. why? why was i so concerned because historically september's the worst year for the market. since 1928 the s&p had climbed to 1.14% since september this year up 1.1%. september's different, it's a month i feared every since i got in the business, that's because of the -- not because of the big picture in history but from my personal history when you run a hedge fund like i do, discipline says you should sell everything, lock in your performance, lock in the term and only day trade for the rest of the year. i did it many times in my hedge fund that always breeds automatic selling. if

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cramer welcome to "mad money. call me at 1-800-734-cnbc or tweet me @jim cramer not all rallies are created equal. some a whole lot more equal than others the dow gaining six points, s&p rising .1%, nasdaq climbing 1.15%, falls into the more equal category before i go into this let me explain what makes for a good and bad rally. there are some thing as bad rally. i like a rally that involves the financials, specifically the banks. since that implies the economy is healthy a bank rally is as solid when bank stocks do well that means there's more credit being lent and employment's healther small businesses feel confident. big commercial real estate projects that will put a lot more people to work are getting done the government will get more mergers so it will be good news for the investment banks in short with the bank stock rally it's a sign stability and prosperity can be on a rise. yes, i smile when jp hit an all-time high or when bank of america jumps if this session. i've studied ballots for 35 years and never seen a bad one that's led by the banks. strengthen financials is a pre-cursor to ber

cramer welcome to "mad money. welcome to kraim america my job is not just to entertain but educate teacher put it in context. tweet me @gjim cramer this business is all about perspective. sometimes the stock market sees a glass half full other times half empty it's a very rare market that looks at a half full glass and judges it to be overflowing. that's what we had today with the dow. nasdaq pulled 1.13%. in the last two hours we have seen events that might give investors pause. this time this gave buyers the opportunity to get in while the getting is good. the buyers are embracing the future let's go over some some of these issues so you know what i'm talking about they're calling lessing to create a rip snorting bull market first, it's a very rare time, very rare occurrence when the absence of negative, however fleeting or relative creates a stampede of buying but the fact that north korea chose not to test a missile on saturday, the day of the foundation of the republic has the holiday's known there came as a shock a single that we may be dealing with a bellicose leader kim jong-un. the fact we can sprinkle on

cramer welcome to "mad money," welcome to cram america. other people want to make friends i'm trying to make you money. call me 1-800-734-cnbc or tweet me @jim cramer sometimes we forget why fang is fang the stock to make up facebook, amazon, netflix and google plus apple and nvidia are rocket ship names and yes, rocket ships peer yoodically, you know what they do, they fall. and when they do they inspire sell offs like the one we had today. nasdaq so many high fliers, losing .88%. in fact we had two rockets ships that worked today, fang and rocket man himself, gkim jong-u. this time our fly overers of north korea amount to a decoration of war. now when a star ship fang crashes to herself -- as more risk of versus money flood into the u.s. treasuries, the dividend yields. i show how the buy was, it may be -- it takes a -- up the shares of company that make canned soup, cereal, bell visit that all fall out. rather than the need to stockpile food that can withstand radiation and preparation for a thermal nuclear war. let's reset the clock on this session though before the new north korean threat surfaced in the morning we awe something

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cramer. welcome to "mad money," welcome to cram america. my job not just to entertain by educate and teach. tweet me @gjim cramer what happens when things keep working out? what happens when bad stories turn into good ones? i think the answer is under get -- the dow s&p hit highs subpoena s&p -- s&p climbing, nasdaq climbing. the economy was going to weaken and the fed could do not to reignite growth, both far owes create their on set of worrisome problems there were plenty of stocks that can go up and many that can go down, especially if things went wrong. led to the kind of up and down markets we experience from last year, the economy created great opportunity for hedge funds to make a lot of money. if a hedge fund think that a stock or a group of stocks are about to roll over then that fund will bet against the stocks in that group, shorting them to make money on the down side. the clients trust them to make money anyway they can, the last thing they want to do is miss an opportunity to profit from stocks going lower every weekend i approve the charts from hundreds of stocks and look for ones

cramer welcome to "mad money," welcome to cram america. other people want to make friends i'm just trying to make you money. my job is just to entertain educate and teach. tweet me @jim cramer boy do we ever have to fight not to be complacent yeah the average making new highs. dow at the best number of year f nasdaq climbing 3% it lulls you into believing this mark can't possibly be hammered. those are often the most dangerous of times what happens if north korea tests a missile and it did you know clear japan but land in it? how about if we get a return of president trump's old vie tilt of the white house the market keeping -- off i don't think we can discount any of these things or even something far from left field or even a cyber attack. the ceo somehow crazily remains at the helm after what maybe the worst data breach in history when it comes to our finances, we got to stay vigilant. there's also something bad that can happen i'm saying the recent streak of positive is highly unusual, maybe as unusual as what's going on with the tribe in cleveland even as it makes plenty of sense in this lower inflation, we don't know how long that lack of negs can last.

cramer welcome to "mad money," cram america. i'm trying to make us money. my job is not just to entertain but to educate and teach call 180-0734 cnbc or tweet me @jim cramer over time i feel like saying, thank goodness larry davis coming back because you need to curve your enthusiasm for this market, something good happens the dow gained 39 points, s&p climbing .1% nasdaq, .10% a fresh all-time record. let me stay straight out i see lots of questionable thing after the close of this training session. we're got reactions from adobe, one of my favorites. a hideous report from -- a big miss from fed-ex because of the cyber attack no less. as is often the case i leave mer shaking my head, the rally can't possibly continue. the next day, good news. my skepticism is in place. this morning, spoken to free partner david saber, the best investor partner on earth. t-mobile talking about joining in with a phone company. t-mobile's up 60%, prisprint fas 7 o% let's go over all the way this was not expected every since t-mobile reported what i thought was a good quarter, the stock has been selling off. the wireless psyching, the auto, housing cycle as they kept seeing has b

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my job isn't just to entertain but to educate and teach you call me at 1800 cnbc or tweet me @jim cramer here's the question, how many games of domino can you play at once if you're a stostock broker youn play three at once the nasdaq declined .08% and that was a lot today's dominos, we got three of them apple specifically issues with the apple watch but also some concerns that the foe may not be that -- phone may not be that strong general mills. and one more miserable quarter from bed, bath and beyond. let's start with the most visual, the decline in apple there was another approximate cause that hung around all day apple today revealed a glitch in the new model which may have a barely noticeable problem making and taking calls in some very isolat isolat isolate incidents. because the vast major of the press critics didn't stumble up on one always telling you to own the stock of apple, don't trade it if you use the new apple watch in a place with an open wifi network that you visit before, hotel, starbucks for example, you could have some connection issues that seems like a small issue

cramer. welcome to "mad money. welcome to cramerica other people like to make friends, my goal is to make you money. so call me or, of course, tweet me at jim cramer anybody who has a high school diploma has almost certainly taken a course in chemistry, je only geometry and physics you know the one thing they almost never teach you in high school, let alone touch with a ten-foot-pole in college financial literacy i'm not talking about economics here you can be an econ major and still learn nothing about personal financial planning or retirement readiness or even how to balance a darn checkbook, let alone how to invest your money wisely money is not talked about in education. it's like the third rail of the whole educational system and that's why i'm on a constant mission to teach you about every aspect of managing your money so you can become a better investor, both when it comes to retirement investing and playing around with what i call your discretionary "mad money" portfolio. which is why i wrote get rich carefully to begin with. even if you don't own individual stocks, you probably have some kind of exposure to the stock mark

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my job is to educate and attach, call me at 1-800-734-cnbc or tweet me, small characters please, @krjim cramer yesterday's sell all or today's recap. dow falling 12 point, s&p advancing .01% nasdaq climbing 1.5% we're lucky to have guests on this show that can help us answer crucial questions about tack before we hear from them, let me give you my take on the sea saw action and the leaders of this market action i know, you feel like man, i got vertigo and seasickness. first let's tackle the real cause of the week starting last week's technology. you all know the epicenter here, it's -- it's apple for heaven's sake last week we started hearing run wins even before orders can possibly be that apple was having problems selling the release of iphone 8 how much confusion is there when it goes on sell, we still have people calling the 8 the 10 and people calling the 10 the x by mistake. the software companies making products for iphone and the watch got hit to too not that you should own apple but you should trade it. in the end, most people who try to trade apple end up buying high and selling low

cramer, welcome to "mad money," welcome to kram america. other people want to make friends i'm just trying to make you money. my job, to ed kalt and teach tweet me news flash, stocks by and large do get cheaper when they go lower. call me captain obvious for pointing it out but i think this common sense wisdom also gets ignored when we're analyzing stocks on a day-to-day basis far too many people act like it's not part of the calculus. all three major averages ascending to all-time highs. dow rose 23% s&p, nasdaq both rose to 43% i came across -- i came across it today in a fabulous report from a friend, recommended the stock of cnn become's company. the comcast stock was downgraded saying it had run too far too fast today with the stock down more than 10% they upgraded come cost, just as everybody seemed to be turning on it. they believe the term is facing comcast, cut t.v. sub subscribers. the stock doesn't seem to have any transaction today but they make a good point. stocks of good companies it's something you do acknowledge on a day that apple launched its knew iphone speaking of apple, it amazes me that -- oh you know i always have to t

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jim cramer joins us now, all this other stuff aside, you had -- i saw you tweeting, they're soaring, jim? >> yep. alshon jeffery as much as important as the kicker. i would say that harry rosen picked him up off the practice squad from another teamand it was -- it's just a huge victory. this nfl, i know that the ratings may be down or whatever. to me that was the most thrilling game that i've been too -- i've been a season ticket holder forever. everyone may hate the game but still watch it. >> that's why you do it. your heart lept, i'll bet. do you think it was going to hit it >> no, not at all and he's a new kicker and as far as i could tell. i was looking at one of his high school kicks, he made some 47 yarder to win the game out of high school. no this was one of the biggest surprises and the giants looked like they were the comeback team of all kind in the fourth quarter and eli manning looked fabulous and next thing i know, it's ours. >> i wish it was just sports. now it's politics too, but what are we going to do >> i agree with you. >> thanks. we'll see you at the top of the