we have this tweet that i can turn off, but we want to encourage you to please tweet with #nypc2013. if you look this year, they have a good twitter handle. even the after party venue has a twitter handle. that tells you something about how much twitter is out there. we will talk about other tools and ways in which you can understand the media space. let me tell you a little bit about what i am doing and how it connects to what we are talking about. here you see my twitter and facebook pages have changed because it is now about the museum world. part of the point i wanted to make was about branding. i want you to think about your social media presence as a chance for you to reinforce the brand you already are or the brand you want to be known for. being very specific in your bios about who you are, what kind of tweets you do, all of that has become more important. think about doing that. your social media becomes part of your brand. people have asked me, what does the chief digital officer do, and i work with a team that i am obsessed about, video apps, mobile, social, geolocation, w

an occasional funny tweet is fine. when i see someone who has -- likes to talk about making your tweets blue which means when you have a #or a url, it hyperlinks. when you have one black character and everything else is blue, it is pointless. judicious use. >> something to bring up quickly, was anyone on twitter last night at all? did anyone notice the hashtag game going on? every person in my time i was using the same one last night. it is an example of how even if it is silly and a joe, sometimes they can bring people together around an event that you would not have otherwise. >> i am in the process of covering the west bronx. i have found there is very limited social media use in the west bronx. is it not useful in that case? i am assuming it is not as digitally for us. >> that is an interesting question, but i would challenge it. several years ago when i was covering northern manhattan, the way that i moved into all of this is i had a blog about upper manhattan and a lot of people said to me, no one is going to rea

you can see with each one r, it not only gives you the tweet but the team writing the tweet. you know what's being said without looking at anyone else. who is saying it. is it someone who covers the fees, etc., makes it easy to connect to your colleaguings. there would be a lot of people here from the a.p. this morning. you can see from any publication, we had a page that listed out all of the journalists in that publication. it ranks them by how many followers they have and we did this to the serve a competitive spirit. often the interns end up on top, not the editor in chief. the racers have the most followers. below that, you can see which stories of the a.p. are being shared the most by other journalists on twitter right now. so it's a new of all of your content, what's doing the best on social media among other journalists. a few other tools on muckrack. muckrack is free to use. we have a bunch of tools that you can use. it just takes a few minutes to sign up. >> you're showing people if you can go back, the a.p. story. what's being discussed by a.p. reporters is differe

tweeting. neil: i'm not saying ty are all of those non-essenal workers, i am saying that longer this drags oit is the boomerrage effect, be careful for what you wish for. you might regret it, americans are going to say, wait a minute. it is going to be bumpy, but they will say, hey, you cried wolf again. >> i brought you one of my factoids that you love so much, did you know since advent of a central federal government in the country, there have been 6 years, where the number of federal employees decreased versus increased. the first 3 was 81, 1981, 82, and 83, who was president? reagan. and thin, in 2009, 10, and 11, who was president? barack obama. oddly enough this president is only one of two presidents who overseen a pretty healthy decrease in number of federal employees we're down 500,000 from when he started. >> yostarted. >> because this include set up -- does that set up healthy care. >> there is no way, i think you made it up. neil: i am going to give you the benefit of the doubt. >>

ey moved away from tweeting about every shooting.pokesperson said that's because sometimes preliminay information is inaccurate. while the department emailed media about four weekend shootings... the 40,00 twitter follower heard nohing o them. that drew heat from citizens and city leaders alike... here's councilman brandon scott yesterday... who is on the city's public safety committee. brandon scott, city council: "this is an unfortunate stpe in the wrong direction becuase in my opinion wha we're doing is ok th the tweeting out shootings ut we should be taking a step further." late monday, though... the baltimore sun reports the department would continue their social media shooting policy. evershooting in city limits... will be posted on the city's very active twitter page. transparecny advocates say twitter is not the only platform where the police are fallin short. it can sometimes take a month for the city to release comprehensive crime data to the public live from police headq

what do you tweet out? what do you tweet out? personal. why is that funny? >> jimmy: i tweet out weather updates. [ laughter ] >> no. >> jimmy: al roker should do that. >> i said, i hope you have a lovely evening, have a great week. i thought that was spiritual. >> jimmy: i know that's very spiritual. i saw you tweeted out a photo here of you and carson daly. >> oh, my dog went for his crotch. >> jimmy: and your dog went ot bite -- [ laughter ] your dog -- that's your dog jasper down there. >> that's jasper down there, yeah. >> jimmy: or maybe you should tweet out a photo of jasper. >> i have tweeted out a photo of jasper. >> jimmy: with different outfits on or something. >> he had an outfit on. >> jimmy: what was he wearing? i know you're a red sox fan, but he was wearing a yankees, what do you call that kerchief. >> jimmy: all right, he's in a yankee's kerchief. maybe he does sports teams, jasper. so, maybe this sunday tweet out a picture of him with whoever you think is going to win the football game. >> why don't i come up wi

does it sound like a tweeting bird? >> not in the sounds of a tweet. but it is twitter. that sends a signal to your cell phone that then generates a tweet. what's it say? you should use the underwire? >> what this actually is is a health mpaign. this is put together by fitness, along with this television host in honor of breast cancer awareness month. every time this host unhooks her bra, it sends out a tweet and the tweet is reminding women and followers to do their self-breast exams. or the man gets a reminder to remind the woman he loves to do the self-exam. she had to generate the text of the tweet beforehand but when she unhooks the bra, it sends out the signal that the tweet needs to go out. >> now all her followers are going to know she's braless! >> i'm going to do it for prostate cancer month, i'll going to have a zipper and when i pull my zipper down -- >> and we saturday what the heck were you doing saturday night? that thing tweeted six times. >> if i was this guy's trainer, i would say work on that upper arm strength and your balance. >> ooh! >> but at least

how many are tweeting about a particular show. >> so scandal had the 713,000 tweets and the episode when dc fixer, olivia pope, her name was exposed having an affair with the president. >> not everyone watches scwt scandal." >> i am educating people so they will watch it because it is a great show. this one happened to do the best in terms of twitter. it reached 3.7 million people on twitter. that basically means that's the number of people who are exposed to the 713,000 tweets. jay some of the other shows in -- >> some of the other shows the show on miley cyrus "glee,"" dancing with the stars," "the voice." and it helps to have this buzz going on twitter, but i think the notion it will boost ratings and viewer ship is wrong. : >> i think you are wrong. they say this is the show twitter built and it is the show twitter built because they engage the audience in a way other shows are just learning how to do. they put hash tag, who is the mole. they try to get people engaged and they watch it live which means they watch more commercials. >> so i guess we are moving into a whole second scree

my wife will go do not tweet that. do not tweet that. because people take things out of context.my: oh, really. >> ha-ha. >> jimmy: let's save them for next time. well i do want to say congratulations on, your new baby. in fact i brought you a little gift. and i have to say i do not know, i made fun of this because it sounded so preposterous to me. but there really is such a thing as leather jogging pants. there are tiny little leather jogging pants. leather jogging pants. they don't sound practical. doesn't seem practical item to me. sound sweaty. >> fashion is not always practical, more about emotion, more about swag, more about [ bleep ], it's more about like, club, you know, it's like, it's more about style and stuff. and you know i remember me and my boy virgil that created the line pyrex vision, and everything, we sat as interns at fendi, six years ago, and cue card. leather jogging pants didn't go through. and the reason i brought that up in the interview, there are people who made whole careers off creating leather jogging pants. a phenomenon over the past three years. it

and oh here's a corollary related tweet. these are excellent questions. that bear brush. here's the deal. yes, i am long, several things. what i found most success is buying low selling high. you probably heard that before. so all these stocks that are parabolic, of course i want to take some off the table. what i like is natural gas. i like apache chesapeake those are names i would be long here. in terms of the bear suit. i get bearish when the federal reserve takes their foot off the pedal. you saw it in the spring when they talked about taper, we'll see it maybe in the next couple weeks, i get bearish, full bear suit isn't quite on. i have a small short position. >> halfway zipped up the back. >> i don't know about halfway zipped up the back. i might switch to velcro this season. that would be better. >> this is for tim. suzanne asks what do you think about jcp? >> this is a neutral stock at this point. i would not be rushing into buy some. you can speculate. 27% of the overall float is short. i think if you look at what

tweet bot, unverify news. okay, good work tweet bot. that was not news. >> that was not news? >> stephen: no, it was not. >> what is news? >> stephen: well, all of this is news it's giant screens, kittens, you, me, all of it. >> master is news. >> stephen: oh, master is big time news. that's a confirm what tweet bot, no! i created you! back! back, you monster! news falcon, attack! no! no, not the kiteps! attack the robot. >> must end news. must end news. >. >> stephen: we'll be right back! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. nation, if you are a loyal viewer of the the "colbert report," you know i called out a street artist. this vandal is spending october turning walls in new york city into priceless works of art. i do not want to encourage this temporary artful dodger because his glorification of graffiti could lead our kids down the wrong path, to a life of crime-- or woarts, our scooz. this past mond i specifically forbade him from painting on the wall of my studio, and, therefore, transforming it into a million-dollar work of art. imagine my surpr

no man would tweet they are crying. they would tweet a dramatic tweet about crying, but if they were truly crying they would be too embarrassed to tweet. >> i don't know if he was crying or not. i doubt he was sock loudly and body shaking, but i think something happened in the airport that day whether it was the crowd or whether they lost his luggage and whether they didn't upgrade him for free to first class and he broke. he snapped. something happened. in the midst of it to make himself feel better and morman leahy had to come up with some explanation, some emotional reaction to something much bigger thran -- than his own tribal whoas. if you have been there you have had that moment. >> you know what it was going back to the flatulanece theme? he thought it was a fart. when you are flying there are not a lot of alternatives than to deal with it. if warming has bt happened why are we still talking about it? the government is blaming the ocean and fine, it could be the ocean, but factor that into the climate model. >> o

they moved away from tweeting about every shooting. a police department spokesperson said that's because setimes preliminary informatiois inaccurate. whil the department emailed media about four weekend shootings... the 40,000 twitter followers heard nothing of them. that drew heat from citizens and city leaders alike... here's councilman brandon scott yesterday... who is on he city's public safety committee. brann scott, city council: "this is an unfortunate stpe in the wrong direction becuase in my opinion what we're doing is ok with the tweeting about shootings but we should be taking it a step further." la monday, though... the baltimore sun reports the department would continue their social media shooting plicy. every shooting in city limits... will be posted on the city's very active twitter page. trnsparecny advocates say twitter is not the only plaform where the police are fallin short. it ca soetimes take a moth for the city t release comprehensive crime data to the public l

-what's a tweet? -here, orientation package. what's a tweet? twitter! you know -- twitter, tweets. tom: not really. here, let me try and explain it this way. uh, tommy, tell me something you did today. well, i had a lot of material delivered to the job site. that's a tweet right there. roger? i planted a rhododendron. that's a tweet; not a good one, but that's a tweet. richard, how about you? i've got to analyze whether or not to do a new recirc line, whether to go bronze or stainless... ho-ho-hold! that sounds very much like a tv show. i'm talking a tweet -- 140 characters. -i could abbreviate. -you better. but think about it, this would be a great way for you guys to talk directly to the folks who watch the show and for them to talk directly to you, follow what you're doing every day. read the orientation packages. before you know it, i'll have you guys up and running in the twitterverse. okay, but i don't have time for this right now. i've got some real serious work i have to do. oh, real serious work. i feel a hash tag. that's a good one, tommy. we're having hash for lunch? rea

no man would tweet they are crying. they would tweet a dramatic tweet about crying, but if they were truly crying they would be too embarrassed to tweet. >> i don't know if he was crying or not. i doubt he was sock loudly and body shaking, but i think something happened in the airport that day whether it was the crowd or whether they lost his luggage and whether they didn't upgrade him for free to first class and he broke. he snapped. something happened. in the midst of it to make himself feel better and morman leahy had to come up with some explanation, some emotional reaction to something much bigger thran -- than his own tribal whoas. if you have been there you have had that moment. >> you know what it was going back to the flatulanece theme? he thought it was a fart. when you are flying there are not a lot of alternatives than to deal with it. if warming has bt happened why are we still talking about it? the government is blaming the ocean and fine, it could be the ocean, but factor that into the climate model. >> o

of 17 tweets per day. some targeted republicans, as when he tweeted, so when will someone do us the favor of getting rid of sarah palin and the rest of her white trash family? what utter useful garbage. others took aim at democrats. i'm a fan of obama but his continuing reliance and dependence upon a vacuous cipher like valerie jarrett -- >> i think this is the tip of the iceberg of what he knows. i would love to see that guy in front of a congressional committee. >> reporter: white house aides wouldn't say when they caught on nor who it was that fired joseph or when. >> there are obviously codes of conduct in general. but i don't have anything for you. white house employees are not able to access social media sites like that at all. >> reporter: he also said, i feel sorry for the husband of jennifer rubin. i'm dying to call out liz cheney. and dana, you were such a gleaming hope for dumb blonde airheads everywhere. joseph tweeted this vieter may be a bit freaked out. >> ten years ago, you didn't have thes

. >> she asked everybody who is responding to her tweets to tweet@southwest airline so wasn't only tweeting to her audience shep was saying, please, tweet@southwest airlines about the incident. >> and what happened was true. that would be an absolute defense to the defamation, and how is this woman's reputation been harmed? and airline, has the airline never had a complaint against it? there are no damages. this is silly. >> what is interesting about this, this woman really wealthy woman, who is southwest wanted to good after her because she is so famous, she chose to only buy one premium upgrade and not another. >> the employee -- because of what he said on twitter and facebook, complaining. >> as -- >> doesn't that set a presence dent i complain about an employee or -- >> she identified the woman on twitter. she identified her directly. she didn't just say, it was a southwest airlines gates person. >> the precedent should be, don't settle, take it to the end. teach frivolous plaintiffs a lesson that not everybody goes away for the sake of going away. >> at the bottom of the screens, we wa

these are not the only tweets out there critical of the president and his administration, but these tweetsfrom anyone. no, no, they were written by someone inside the obama administration. for two years as the scathing tweets kept coming, white house and department officials have n been on the hunt for this tweeter. now, they got him. they got their man. a director for the national security counsel. no surprise here when i tell you he has been fired, but as i mentioned, for two years, this guy has been insulting the foreign policy community and revealing internal policy. tweeting this, anonymity is essential to snarky twitter accounts. back with me, ben ferguson, and mark lamont hill, host of huff post live. guys, good to see you. mark, you get first crack at this because, you know, you, my friend, take people on all the time on twitter. what is it you think that brings out such aggressive behavior among people online? >> the internet allows people to be who they are in their heads. we think mean things all the time whether it's in an elevator, someone next to us in our office space. we're

excellent way to see all the tweets you want in one place. last hour wein the had 376 tweets were as yesterday we had 496. by the end of today, i imagine we will have 500, 600. you can look historically at all of them associate it with something. here are things that people are posting from our session. think about this tool if you haven't used this already. going to tool i was mention, many people use this already. if you are trying to get a sense of social and you're not comfortable with that, the 12 that i used first thing in the morning for getting information is flip board. it works on an iphone or android. what yourt a sense of community is sharing. you can see it in a very visual way. any flip board users here, there are other tools like that as well. i would like to thank our wonderful speakers. [applause] thank you very much, everybody. see you soon. >> it is 10:20. i am so sorry about that. i should've been looking at my watch. should we do a couple more questions and then give you a break? come on up here it -- come on up. i am thi

a lot of our crew live tweets, directors, producers, key grips, wardrobe people, all live tweeting duringyou on twitter. you realize you are like, you could, you are ruining it for people on the west coast. >> no, no. we say, at 7:00 on pacific time. we say west coast get off twitter. >> jimmy: what if -- what if you are not paying really close attention. you can't throw everyone off twitter. >> we warn you. we don't want to spoil the show. >> jimmy: all right. got you. are you seeing the show for the first time while you are tweeting? >> there is no way you can. when we are tweeting it is like an athletic event. my thumbs hurt. my eyes. i weak up in the morning with a twitter hangover. my eyes hurt. head hurts. >> jimmy: last night beginning at midnight. east coast time. >> it is on. it is on. it's "scandal" thursday. exactly. yeah. >> jimmy: have you -- does she encourage you to do that? >> she is great on twitter. if you don't follow shonda, she is hilarious. she was so into it. i fell in love with it. the cast came on. but it is really, it's not something that the network pays us to d

>> nobody edits the tweets as far as i know. >> nobody edits your tweets? >> no. i say to myself every day, eleanor think less and tweet more. i don't tweet enough. >> scary. >> you have to trust yourself and i don't do it. i tweet fairly irregularly but in today's world we are encouraged to tweet to get our stories out there and promote our colleagues and if we're analysts and pundits, we should get our thoughts out there. i have never done anything or said anything that's career ending yet. we're all about two steps away from that i think. >> the cliff is closer. >> you got to be your enown editor. >> on twitter you have to be your own editor. it's a medium that rewards speed even more than all of the other ones that we're on and there's no time for an additional layer of checking. if you can't trust yourself to edit yourself, don't get on twitter. >> there may be a whole new classification of job here. joe, i want to come back to you something you said a moment ago about officials and trouble you have with officials. what eleanor said a few minutes ago and when

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carl icahn has tweeted. >> he said in his tweet that they disclosed a 61 million share stake like youticular stock. discussions with the management. so carl icahn at it again. and melissa those shares are up big on that particular tweet. >> maybe no surprise. there are very unusual activity here? >> always even into today. stocks under 12 just last week traded over 12. i have been talking about this energy space. obviously this is a different set of circumstances all together with carl tweeting about this. a lot of options throughout the entire. >> prior to this pop in the afterhour session, the regular session was up by 4.6%. >> sniffing around the options. pete talks about that. completely under per fore mans. and quietly slowly it's starting to really regain and starting to catch up to its peers. exxon is doing nothing and hovering around this level forever. >> i will add one more thing. a lot of buying if you look at the filing it has the most recent 60 days. the refiner space. >> let's move on to the next trade. they are the most volatile stocks. there are some companies that are

dozens of people will tweet under his name. for example, if you type it in, you find dictator hitler. every single day that twit site is putting out how jews should be killed or cased. there's 215,000 followers. there has been a surge. 20,000 hate-laced hash tags and handles, upped from 15,000 the year before. it's not just jewish groups being targeted with hateful tweets. >> jews, muslims, christians and everyone - it has brought them together. they have the ability now. you can come together and find like-minded people in hate. last month twitter erupted in racist remarks after nina was crowneded the first miss america of indian descrept. a woman's right activist found herself the tart of hate speech and tweet after a campaign to get the author featured on british currency. response on twitter got ugly, with comments regarding threats of rape. it prompted a petition online, calling for the site, adding for a report abuse button. similar to facebook's. the petition got more than 100,000 signatures and twitter responded in a bl

>> i tweet under the name of ksorbs. i don't know maybe obama should be fired for lower premiums and transparency and things like that. it is interesting. it is a double standard, don't you think? >> do you think lori has a point that it is good you have people dhog uh phon mussily? >> -- doing this anonymously? >> a lot of people are probably thinking some of these things. vijah singh was doing that with -- what's his name who golfed with the men for a couple times? >> swedish. >> annika sorensen. >> he wins a new sweater. >> he said in the locker room what the other pros are saying aren't we good enough? we need a circus act? and he got in trouble for speak his mind. but this guy sounds like a putz to me. >> he sounds worse than that. he sounds like andy. they think this guy is behind another twitter account in which he posted a lot about ease scoter scoter -- escort services. there is obviously some serious female issues going on. >> they reported -- the government officials think he is behind dc hobby gist where he t

your best and most creative tweets. we'll try to show a couple. get some answers. >>> the cardinals headed to the nlcs on the arm of adam wainwright. we'll show you the big plays of the game and the pem talk. you probably haven't had a hot pocket since college. you may have new inspiration for the throwback meal. that story and a check on weather when we come back. >> on capitol hill tonight, the house of representatives passed a war powers resolution authorizing president bush to use military force against iraq and although the outcome was never in doubt, the arguments were heated. before they sat down, one more time, just for themselves. before the last grandchild. before the first grandchild. smile. before katie, debbie, kevin and brad... there was a connection that started it all and made the future the wonderful thing it turned out to be... at bank of america, we know we're not the center of your life, but we'll do our best to help you connect to what is. life could be hectic. as a working mom of two young boys angie's list saves me a lot of

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he tweet the his insults using the handle natsecwonk.tweet, he slams president obama's senior advisors saying i'm a fan of obama but his continuing reliance and dependence upon a vac accuse cipher like valerie jarrett concerns me. here's another tweet where he appears to support an investigation into the deadly attack on the u.s. consulate in libya. he tweets he says look, issa referring to congressman issa is a, be well you can read that there. but he's on to something here with the hillary clinton whitewash of accountability for benghazi. joining us jim acosta at the white house. first of all, you know, i assume he's been fired. >> that's right. >> what's the fall out here. >> suzanne, a white house official tells cnn confirms to cnn jofi joseph was fired immediately after his identity was revealed as the mystery man behind this twitter handle natsecwonk which was originally reported by "the daily beast." and the reason is fairly obvious. if you look at these tweets, suzanne, they're pretty mean spirited and ugly and not just aimed at

what was your best tweet from 2010? "in human relations, compassion contributes to promoting peace and harmony." hashtag loser. (laughter) that's why i am so excited about the latest twitter news. >> twitter causing the whole world toll go atwitter. wall street abuzz, the tech world abuzz about its one billion dollar i.p.o. plan. >> the most anticipated i.p.o. of the year. >> the i.p.o. is expected to be the most desirable since facebook's debut last may. >> stephen: yes! and i made $2 million on facebook by not investing $3 million in facebook. (laughter) and, folks, this i.p.o. is going to be huge. as one of the world's top tweetmen, i am sure to rake in the cash because i have over five million followers, several of which are not ukrainian porn bots. (laughter) so if you just take those five million followers that i've got, okay, and you divide that by a billion dollar i.p.o., then multiply that by the amount of i get paid per tweet, i am set to line my pockets with -- (whistles) let's just say it's a lot of sere roe

a white house insider has been tweeting derogatory tweets under a pseudonym or stage name. trashing friends and enemies of obama frsince february 2011. he was fired when the secret twitter account was discovered but a couple of big questions remain. first, what the hell took them two and a half years to discover the leak. was the nsa too busy with you and me to find the leak? what does it take to be accountable in the obama administration? lied to the american people about benghazi. kathleen sebelius is still there with the obama care website an epic failure. this is pretty outrageous, right? >> i was imagining last night having to go into the oval office to tell the president of the united states, we found a leaker and he actually is your own employee and he has been trashing you. where do they get their top secret clearances, out of a cracker jacks box? i had to go through a lot. >> i want to take this guy -- i can't stand this guy. he's a cheap shot art itselist. look at this tweet about dana. you're such a gleaming hope for dumb blonde airheads everywhere. >> he's a cow