>> unh! >> [gasp] hi, there. need some help? >> oh, hi. that would be great. i'm moving it to help shore up my nest over there in that patch. >> i'm don, don pteranodon. >> i'm soren saurornitholestes. pleased to meet you. >> wow! are those your eggs? >> yep. all 4. looks like i'm in for an instant family. >> i have two sisters and a brother. we're here hoping my winter wish comes true. i want to see some snow, but there, uh, isn't very much. >> oh, there will be, don. we're expecting a real blizzard. >> i keep hearing that but not seeing it. oh! is that a snowflake? >> more than one, don. i think you're about to get your wish. >> yahoo! wait. if there's a blizzard with lots of snow, won't your eggs get cold? >> nope. we saurornitholestes are warm-blooded. >> warm-whated? >> warm-blooded. it means our bodies make heat, which i use to keep my eggs warm in their

unh! and he's just sitting there. fff! "unh!" and you go, "aw, that felt good! go in the bathroom and wash your face." he's walking to the bathroom... [spits] "ohh!" wiping his eyes. "why are you so aggressive?" you like, "shut up, faggot, and... hurry up and make me a grilled cheese sandwich." [laughing] call your friends on the phone, "i just egged on the top of his head." "don't tell your friends our business!" "shut up! she already knows i egg on the top of your head already." hey, i gotta go, man. y'all take care of yourself. [cheers and applause] thank you. thank you very much. thank you, guys. thank you. thank you. appreciate it. [cheers and applause] captioning by captionmax www.captionmax.com >> november 30, 2011, from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. captioning sponsored by comedy central ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show". my name is jon stewart. later -- we're so excited tonight. later on the program we'll be speaking to a young ir

no, it's -- unh-unh, no. it's a wolf! we got a wolf! we have a wolf. oh, my -- all righty!, that moment. there he is, it's a black -- nice. narrator: a young black wolf and her parents are attempting to cross soda butte creek, but winter presents challenges even for them. they are wise to be cautious. there'll be no river crossing today. down along the yellowstone river, the otter family has come together. even the lame youngster is in their midst. it's a christmas reunion, and today, they have an appreciative audience. man: do they normally stay in families? man: quite often, we see three of them together in this stretch of river, and today's actually been the first time this winter that i've seen four at one time. quite often, we see eagles somewhere around the otters, or coyotes somewhere around the otters. actually, right there! there's a bald eagle right in that tree. there's a bald eagle right there, look at that. [ laughing ] good spot. narrator: this is yellowstone's special gift -- to experience for ourselves the world that used to be, to enter the same fierce, wil

no, it's -- unh-unh, no. it's a wolf! we got a wolf! we have a wolf. oh, my -- all righty!, that moment. there he is, it's a black -- nice. narrator: a young black wolf and her parents are attempting to cross soda butte creek, but winter presents challenges even for them. they are wise to be cautious. there'll be no river crossing today. down along the yellowstone river, the otter family has come together. even the lame youngster is in their midst. it's a christmas reunion, and today, they have an appreciative audience. man: do they normally stay in families? man: quite often, we see three of them together in this stretch of river, and today's actually been the first time this winter that i've seen four at one time. quite often, we see eagles somewhere around the otters, or coyotes somewhere around the otters. actually, right there! there's a bald eagle right in that tree. there's a bald eagle right there, look at that. [ laughing ] good spot. narrator: this is yellowstone's special gift -- to experience for ourselves the world that used to be, to enter the same fierce, wil

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unh-unh. no more, nikk. i've had it. i tell you what, you want to throw your life away? go right ahead, because i'm through. i'm not gonna try anymore with you. i don't give a damn about you anymore. >> nikki: i felt very cheap tonight, cash. cheap, and... (sniffles) i felt like a tramp. i fe--i felt like--like a-- >> cash: stop it! stop it right now. you're a lady, nikki. you're a lady. you're not a cheap tramp. you're a beautiful, sensitive lady. >> nikki: mm-hmm. yeah, right. that's why i'm dancing at the bayou, stripping, because i'm such a lady. >> angel: that's where you started. look at all you have, all you've become. >> nikki: (chuckles) what i've become. (laughs) (voice breaking) i'm what i always was... nothing. [ female announcer ] can your pancake mix do this? bisquick makes amazing pancakes... and pizza... chicken tenders... even strawberry shortcake. unleash the hidden power of bisquick. even strawberry shortcake. we've done a good job caring for our mouths. that's why there's a rinse like crest pro-health multi-protection. it helps you get a better dental

unh! >> unh! >> [gasp] hi, there. need some help? >> oh, hi. that would be great.ch i use to keep my eggs warm in their nest. >> i wonder if i'm warm-blooded. >> oh. i don't know. oh, but i must say, my feathers help keep me warm, too. >> wow! that's great! do you mind if i touch your feathers so i can feel what warm-blooded feels like? that is really soft and warm. ooh! look, soren. the snow's sticking. we can make snowballs and snow forts, and this is gonna be best winter solstice ever. whee! look at me! ♪ la la loo boy, it's really coming down. so is this the blizzard? >> this is nothing, don. we could get several feet of snow. >> several feet? it is a blizzard! >> don, honey! >> the blizzard's coming. brr. >> time to head back to the station. >> coming. i got to go. there's room at the station if you want to get away from the blizzard. >> thanks, but i'll stay here and keep my eggs warm. don't worry about me. i'm used to the cold. >> ok. see you after the storm. maybe we can build a snowosaur with pebbles for teeth. >> sounds fun. bye, don. stay warm! >> quite

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unh-unh. i watch telenovelas. you two ain't sticking me in the middle.his story has a tragic end with no survivors. (indistinct conversations) (morris) so c.s.u. found some fingertip impressions on the rear bumper of the car, caked in dirt. right where you push a car off the road. any ridge detail? no, just a crosshatch pattern. the killer probably wore gloves. but they also found this fancy key lodged in the driver's seat. i'll do you one better. remember daniel's cell phone? yeah. there was an unsent text message on the screen. before he died, he typed out, "i have to say something." who was he gonna send it to? just comes up a first name--"vicki." and you traced the number? she's one of his neighbors. (indistinct conversations) (school bell rings) (indistinct conversations) (woman speaks indistinctly) kate? lacey, what happened? are you okay? i-i got sick in class. what are you doing here? uh, your dad is in court, and your mom is... i just want to go home. (sighs) oh, where have you been, casanova? you know, that woman may have had information that w

a "boston globe" unh survey found that 39% of likely voters in new hampshire support romney. 17% are supporting newt gingrich. 17% favor ron paul. john huntsman is the only other candidate in the double-double digits at 11%. however, the same poll says that 46% of voters are undecided. >>> newt gingrich says he is exploring options to get on to the primary bal lot in virginia. the former house speaker failed to submit enough signatures last week in order to qualify. gingrich thought that he had sent in the needed 10,000 signatures but the party says that he didn't. texas governor rick perry also failed to make the ballot. virginia will hold its primary on super tuesday, march 6th. >>> still to come when 9news now continues, all a little girl wanted for christmas was to see her dad! we have a touching story we want to show you when we come back. and find out why legendary singer etta james is back in the hospital. >>> singer etta james is back in the hospital. her long-time manager says that the blues singer is terminally ill. she was taken to a hospital in southern california after h

it is located here in the corner.as you can see, it is unh the freeway. the storm water pump station was built consistent with the mission bay redevelopment plan that has been approved by the redevelopment agency. it also has been accepted and approved by the planning department. it is currently under licence by developer and we deem it acceptable for making the request to you. supervisor mar: left open this up for public comment. anyone that would like to speak? public comment is closed. can we move this forward without objection? miss miller, next item? >> hearing on the city's plans for the cultural program during america's cup. supervisor mar: this hearing has been called to emphasize the huge opportunity that san francisco benefits from the america's cup that comes to us in 2012 through 2013 and is a huge opportunity for the locally based artists. the cultural program connected to the event will hopefully allow strong involvement from these arts groups. it is important to understand how cultural programming can deliver on the promise of up to 200,000

. >> i am a unh student. >> point of information. do we have any other things? >> how far out are we talking about wanting people to be? >> that is a good question. i know we have some people who offered space in exeter. within a 30 or 40 minute drive. that is not much, transportation wise. we have people who are willing to drive and people willing to stay in place. it is a totally subjective thing, and believe. -- i believe. >> what is the public transportation situation? >> the bus in manchester, i do not know when it runs. >> monday through saturday from about 5:30 in the morning to 5:30 in the evening. on saturday, it runs until 8:00 at night and runs fewer routes. the run once an hour. the >> we are not taking it on ourselves to provide transportation. >> no. the impact on hosts will be very minimum. it is a place for them to stay, with a basic understanding that you keep it the way you came. you pick up your stuff. you do not trash the place. obviously, with the same interest and mood we have of trying to help everybody out and be good. >> to we have avail

everybody here is pelican bay but when it comes to doing time here, un-unh, nobody wants to be here, know? >> next on "lockup," the hidden messages and secret codes gangs use to communicate inside and outside pelican bay. this was the gulf's best tourism season in years. all because so many people came to louisiana... they came to see us in florida... make that alabama... make that mississippi. the best part of the gulf is wherever you choose... and now is a great time to discover it. this year millions of people did. we set all kinds of records. next year we're out to do even better. so come on down to louisiana... florida... alabama... mississippi. we can't wait to see you. brought to you by bp and all of us who call the gulf home. >> well, everybody has hopes. they want to touch their loved ones. >> pelican bay doesn't allow no kind of phone call unless your people are dying. >> letters and visits are very, very, very important. it is the only connection to the outside world. >> the paradox of gang life inside pelican bay is that some of its most isolated prisoners are also its mo

. >> did they have that major at unh? i'm not sure. >> no. but i told you janet jackson. [ laughter ] >> all right. chris wragge. >> you guys have a great day. >> we well. >> that's the best material i have. >> we'll let the viewers figure it out. they are going to tune in at 7:00 and watch. >> good. see you then. >> bye, frankie and grace. >>> okay, chris. see you later. >>> here's the gift for the man that apparently has everything. >> a portland, oregon company is selling its new razor for $100,000. it's made of a metal that's found only in outer space and it has a blaze of sapphire, the second hardest substance behind diamonds. so sapphires, ire ridium, that's why the $100,000. >> men and razors aren't that intimate. >>> 6:51. a final update on the "occupy sf" coming up. >> how greaters injured two cops plus the number of -- how how demonstrators injured two cops and the number of arrests, coming up. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, herman plaza. gil diaz is in san francisco, where police c this morning. >>> for the first time in weeks, no one is cam

unh? it is! oh, you're so right! you can't see the wind. ah, but you can see it blowing that flag! ho! heave ho, heave ho! heave ho... ugh! our kite! it's getting away. come on! ugh! ♪ where's it gone? there! it's too fast! to the thinga-ma-jigger! (struggling noises) it'll take me days to untangle my wind chimes. eyah... is it home time? no....it's time to catch a kite. here we go go go! (boing) (honk) why didn't it go go go? (gasp) the wind's blown weeds into the jiggermawhizzer! if you ask me this wind is nothing but trouble. if you ask me, it can be useful.... (honk, bell rings) ♪ ....and fun! hey (giggle) we're a boat on wheels! the wind is blowing the sails just like the flag! ha ha! we're on wind power! (nick and sally) hooray! follow that kite. ♪ look out cat! press the floatamaboater! aye eye captain cat. (boing, honk) ah ha, captain cat at your service. and sailor sally! and pirate nick! (laughing) ♪ we're the finest crew on the deep blue sea, ♪ ♪ sally and nick, and the fish and me. ♪ ♪ and we'll catch that kite, just wait and see... ♪ ♪ yo ho ho and a bowl of fish! ♪ st

. $50 billion of unhe will employment benefits to people out of work more than a half a year.om steep cuts in medicare. you say you will not support this, is that right? >> well, i want to make sure that it is paid for. it is hard to believe we could have spend two years debating a health care law and then the president never actually dealt with dealing with with paying doctors or nurses. now you see they have to do this medicare fix. you read about the hospitals that are firing nurses but hiring paper pushers to deal with all the complexities of the obama health care law. now they are going to hire more irs agents to look into your life. you look at all of these things and you say, what message has this administration not heard? they want to continue spending at these bloated levels. 25% of our gross national product going to spend on government. we need to get back to historic levels where it is 20%. the president seems to want to freeze spending at much higher level to rain taxes on people to do it. bill: i'm not suggesting these programs aren't important but give me an ide

dartmouth in new hampshire and you know you can't afford the tuition and you're hoping that they get into unhschool. i know what that's like. there's no narrative out there. obama had a narrative. he had a story. i think that was the most compelling reason that many people voted for him. there's no compelling narrative out there today. >> real quick on that, you make such an excellent point. remember in the last debate, for me the most telling moment was the online question. when was the last time you had to worry about paying your bills? when was the last time you felt my pain? and what did the candidates on the stage relate back to? when i was a kid, something 30, 40, 50 years ago. you didn't connect it to me right now and that's that piece that i think a lot of voters are missing, which is why you have such a high undecided right now. >> i think it's very perceptive. i think mitt romney stayed in the shadows far too long and probably has helped himself a little bit in the last week or so, going on letterman and mocking, yes, it's a hair piece. i saw him last night on charlie rose and he sa

. >> i am a unh student. >> point of information. do we have any other things? >> how far out are we talking about wanting people to be? >> that is a good question. i know we have some people who offered space in exeter. within a 30 or 40 minute drive. that is not much, transportation wise. we have people who are willing to drive and people willing to stay in place. it is a totally subjective thing, and believe. -- i believe. >> what is the public transportation situation? >> the bus in manchester, i do not know when it runs. >> monday through saturday from about 5:30 in the morning to 5:30 in the evening. on saturday, it runs until 8:00 at night and runs fewer routes. the run once an hour. the >> we are not taking it on ourselves to provide transportation. >> no. the impact on hosts will be very minimum. it is a place for them to stay, with a basic understanding that you keep it the way you came. you pick up your stuff. you do not trash the place. obviously, with the same interest and mood we have of trying to help everybody out and be good. >> to we have avail