i just want a real live unicorn. >> real live unicorn every time, not a fake dead unicorn. >> are youing a sad video? >> it is not a sad video. it is pretty funny to me. >>> it started on the web. now it is shaking up the real world. >> this is like the new planking. >> the difference is pretty much anybody can do planking, not very many people can torque like she is torquing. >> see where she is working the twerking. dj dog has long been man's best friend. this dude kind of has a different idea. >> look at this dog. he won't look at me. >> choice words for his own dog. i think the name is hugh. >> i come in, like hey, hugh, and lays there. >> he is not paying any attention to dude. >> not even looking at me. hugh, hugh, hugh, hugh. >> maybe the dude should get his dog's ears checked. >> the dog can hear. >> okay. >> you're about to find out. >> look, look, hey, hugh, do you want a treat? oh, hugh. >> as soon as this guy mentions treat, hugh turns his head. now i can hear you. i didn't see you there. >> why would the dog turn around? the guy is cursing at the dog and, dude, i am not l

you know, there's an interpret tiff dance happening here. >> a unicorn outfit -- a unicorn. >> thereery small horn. >> looks more like -- >> of course. >> how could i have been mistaken? >> why is this taken hold on the internet? >> strange place, the internet. >> anything involving -- >> why is grumpy cat? >> yes. >> and we all want to know -- >> yeah. >> confused. >> no, no, no. >> you know, i think anything involving her right now will capture people's imagination because she's not saying clearly what's going on in her life so we're all looking for clues. is the ring on, is the ring off? you know, when that outfit wasn't clearly a unicorn outfit people were thinking maybe it was a donkey reference and she was saying that she has sort of been an idiot in other terms, so, you know, we're all looking for clues online. >> maybe there are. quickly, take a look. christina aguilera. >> she looks amazing. >> it actually plays a before and after. something of a make under here. >> a make under which is always a good idea with christina. i think also this was extremely shrewd because she's

he has repented and will not be stealing any more unicorn pillows. >> give him the pillow, man.et a good night's sleep. >> some people say maybe he was put up to this because a nail clipper to open the door? that's a little too much for a 2-year-old. >> maybe he saw somebody else do it and mimicked it. >> who knows. >> he's cute. >> oh, he is. >>> talk about a once-in-a-lifetime vacation moment, in the waters off baja california. >> i touched it again. >> under the boat. >> my gosh. >> those tourist s lucky enough to get up close and personal with a 40-foot mother whale and her calf. they were so close at one point they were actually able to lean in and give them a kiss. >> gee. >> believe it or not, the guide says that these massive creatures can often be friendly and actually seek out contact with small tourist boats. >> i wouldn't watch to catch them on a bad day. >> i don't know about that. how do you feel about kissing whales? >> i'd like to kiss the baby cheeks more. >> i'll take the toddler as opposed to the baby whale. >> for many of you, your local news is next. >> for

morford wrote for the san francisco chronicle's blog the eight six percent of americans believe in unicorns thirty six percent believe in u.f.o.'s a whopping twenty four percent believe dinosaurs and man hung out together eighteen percent still believe the sun revolves around the earth nearly thirty percent believe cloud computing involves actual clouds a shockingly sad eighteen percent of this very day believe the president is a muslim you believe in angels forty five percent of americans do in fact roughly forty eight percent republicans democrats alike believe in some form of creationism . so why do americans believe in such absurd things well because we're being taught these ridiculous beliefs in our nation's schools and hearing them from our corporate ty's media all across america our children are learning from the curriculums put out by the plutocrats and the billionaires in louisiana for example children learn about how hippies were dirty rock musicians worship satan and climate change just one big lie but america's new taliban isn't just controlling what's being taught in our classr

maybe they want to say i am buying this to buy a fluffy unicorn. >> i am a strong, strong supporter of the second amendment and i think e bai was within their rights to do this. they don't know if this guy is going to use his -- these proceeds to actually go out and buy a gun. >> he could just be saying that. if you were a private company and you have certain rules of how you advertise you should be allowed to do that. >> i did not know. >> can you sell a gun on ebay? >> i don't think you can. >> can you sell an antique gun. >> i don't think you can do any guns. maybe you can -- >> arrow, bow and arrow. >> maybe a toy pistol. >> they will sell a human and you can't say. >> they are traditional list. >> potato, potato. >> what do you think? >> if it didn't equal a gun they wouldn't have anything removed. you make a point that it didn't happen in the transaction. i doubt if it involved a more realistic item they wouldn't bothered -- >> whoa, whoa, whoa. are you inifferring? >> get your stuff and get the hell out of here. >> i don't know if unicorns are real. >> maybe in your dreams like

. >> are you going to be the hunter in >> you told on me you're going to be unicorn hunter. it's a kind of snake kind of hunt er japan. you ever seen them. it was a stupid idea. just the one. the japanese proverb says. my prompt cart. please listen. okay. go ahead. i go to where many harrons come to feed. i walled out to one of him in a loud voice like this. [yelling] hello mr. onin. what will the herring think? well i wonder what he wants. i understand he wants to capture me. well, what should i do. no. i can get away easy any time but i think silly man. i don't know this him and so just before he catches me. i can escape. this is going to be fun. i need to get closer to him and call word to him. hello mr. harold will think. i need to get closer and closer to the herring and call to him in this way. hello mr. herring. the herring will think. that is strange, if you want to catch me, why is he getting further away. i don't understand. do you under stand? actually i'm going to be getting closer and closer to the herring and i make my voice smaller and smaller, so the herring

a unicorn's queef. [laughter] keep up with out daily blog at comedy central.com/tosh.0, make sure you come see me on the tosh tour 2010, and follow me on twitter, so we can live chat during the shows. finally, the best part about having a job is talking about your co-workers behind their backs. that's why i had my fans tweet me all their office gossip in a new segment called "twispers." ryan writes, uh, "girl at corporate likes to meet and bang field managers at regional meetings." that had a lot of office jargon in it. it has to be real. >> devin says the girl in the cubical across from meadowsn't know her snatch shows twice a week. what she don't know won't hurd her. our office skank just -- that must be a mistake, because the worst-smelling taco at ponchero's still smells delicious. rob has been licking the tops of so day cans in the fridge at trader publishing. got you know, bastard. he got you, rob. >> and this guy is black, of course. he owes $10,000 in child support. just because that is really r

for a moment the unicorn was alive. >> making that last drop of the day. that's nice.e. >>> kids say the darnest things. >> what is it? >> [ bleep ]. >> what kind of truck is it? >> a fire [ bleep ]. >> apparently he is still learning his sounds and when he is supposed to say the truck, t-r sound, he is substituting the letter f. taking the word truck obviously is a little difficult and quite humor us to daddy. >> it is not a fire truck. it is a duck truck. >> duck. >> he has no idea. he thinks he is saying truck. >> [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ blee ] [ bleep ]. >> but when daddy makes an appearance, that's probably the funniest part. >> [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. >> i love the look on dad's face. >> how am i going to get over this speech impairment. >> [ bleep ]. >> trying to work out the t-r sound, it is difficult. >> this is a fantastic video. >> [ bleep ]. >> noland is a sweet boy, and i have a feeling that he will be fixing that soon. >> [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. >> if you think you can handle the uncut version of noland, go to our website rightthismi

. >> it looks like a unicorn filled out her bracket. but that was quite a pick, mick.w, did you watch any basketball at all over the weekend? >> no. >> but you did not? >>

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having a conversation about how much you paid for a pink unicorn is pink unicorns existed strikes me as an odd way to spend one's time. there are no pink unicorns and there's not proper price for a pink unicorn and they are not interested in real entitlement reform that saves money and if they did they would be for the ryan plan. the ryan plan. >> host: i want to ask about sequestration. sequestration now last week this article from atlanta caught my eye. quote p. listen to for republican four republican senators who were on c-span a lot. explain that. >> guest: interestingly the president of the united states, president obama started shortly after the election in a very strong position. he had just won re-election and he had a democratic senate. he didn't own the capital because republicans had the house of representatives but the next thing was the fiscal cliff. the fiscal cliff was an automatic 5 trillion-dollar tax increase unless the president and the house and senate passed an alternative. he had all the power. he said i want to keep 1 trillion of that, i want want to keep two

do something that they're asked to do do they get sentencing tacked on i mean what well again the unicorn program only about eighteen percent of their two hundred seventeen thousand federal prisoners are participating in what are you know that are for profit and not for that he used to use prisoners to do these cleanup efforts on the gulf i mean they're using prison labor to stage these photos i mean how is that even legal. in about thirty seconds left short well again there needs to be more accountability and there is that there is a tremendous lack of transparency of what goes on inside a prison that the state and at the federal level so any time corporations are involved there needs to be oversight and there needs to be public awareness of what's going on and certainly there's not enough thank you so much for shedding some light on the issue of the cole porter director of advocacy of the sentencing project here time thank you so much for having me. so i feel like we see so far how do our you tube channel you tube dot com breaking up the set be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a sing

do something that they're asked to do do they get sentencing tacked on i mean what well again the unicorn program only about eighteen percent of their two hundred seventeen thousand federal prisoners are participating in what are you know relations that are for profit and not that he used to use prisoners to do these cleanup efforts on the gulf i mean. or using prison labor to stage these photos i mean how is that even illegal we have about thirty seconds left short well again there needs to be more accountability and there is that there is a tremendous lack of transparency of what goes on inside a prison that the state and at the federal level so any time corporations are involved there needs to be oversight and there needs to be a public awareness of what's going on and certainly there's not enough thank you so much for shedding some light on the issue in the cole porter director of advocacy the sentencing project and your time thank you so much for having me. so i feel like we see you so far how do our you tube channel you tube dot com breaking the set to be sure to subscribe so you do

refuse to do something that they're asked to do do they get tacked on i mean what well again the unicorn program only about eighteen percent of their two hundred seventeen thousand federal prisoners are participating in what are you know that are for profit and not for the. use prisoners to do these cleanup efforts on the gulf i mean they're using prison labor to stage these photos i mean how is that even illegal we have about thirty seconds left short well again there needs to be more accountability and there is that there is a tremendous lack of transparency of what goes on inside a prison that the state and at the federal level so any time corporations are involved there needs to be oversight and there needs to be a public awareness of what's going on and certainly there's not enough thank you so much for shedding some light on the issue of the cole porter director of advocacy the sentencing project time thank you so much for having me. so i feel like we've seen so far how do our you tube channel you tube dot com such breaking the site to be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a singl

refuse to do something that they're asked to do do they get tacked on i mean what well again the unicorn program only about eighteen percent of their two hundred seventeen thousand federal prisoners are participating in what are you know relations that are for profit and not sort of the b.p. used to use prisoners to do these cleanup efforts on the gulf i mean they're using prison labor to stage these photos i mean how does that even the legal we have about thirty seconds left short well again there needs to be more accountability and there is that there is tremendous lack of transparency of what goes on inside a prison that the state and at the federal level so any time corporations are involved there needs to be oversight and there needs to be public awareness of what's going on and certainly there's not enough thank you so much for shedding some light on the issue of the cole porter director of advocacy the sentencing project time thank you so much for having me. so i feel like we've seen so far how do our you tube channel you tube dot com breaking the set sure to subscribe so you don'

. >> he is seen walk out with his sister's unicorn pet pillow. the parents set up the video. she gave her little brother propz. monthser's call him the bed time bandit. nail clipper autos how did he figure that out some. >> i don't know. >> let's check on the forecast now. >> help figuring out misty conditions here, we do not have wide spread precipitation at moment. scattered showers over parts of the santa cruz mountains. that is it for now. tomorrow, quiet weather picture most of the nation we'll see shower activity up into the northeast and perhaps on the west coast as well. parts of california tomorrow will see widely spotty showers. mid-70s in fresno. here in the bay area, clouds overnight. maybe spotty showers. by afternoon, partly sunny skies, north bay there is a good chance of afternoon showers. high temperatures up to about 70 in mildest locations. this unsettled pattern with us now. a bit of a break but we can have showers over the weekend as well. so be prepared fr a possibility of wet weather. >> thank you. >> up next these people won a small portion of a power

this is called the unicorn experiment. little bottle, piece of paper... match... light the paper on fire, fire burning, i cut off the oxygen and when i do that... follow me gang, i'll make your crops grow. what's going on here, gang? oh gosh, well, this is my new style. i'll see you guys down the wave tonight, all right? [laughter] a little tattoo there. what's going on here, gang? ah-ah. the heated air cooled and when the heated air cooled what happened to the-- the pressure inside? it went down. how about the pressure outside. same. but why does it hold to my head? why? how many people say, "well, it has something to do with air, but there is probably no reason for that, huh." it's sort of like this. one of these devices here. you know what this is, this is a physics experiment, right? how come it's sticking, gang? it looks like we all at times gonna have-- gonna have one of these, gang. are you looking what's going on there, huh? why? how many say, "oh, there is probably no ason for that." isn't the air pressure pushing against the side there? isn't the air pre

refuse to do something that they're asked to do do they get tacked on i mean what well again the unicorn program only about eighteen percent of their two hundred seventeen thousand federal prisoners are participating in what are you know that are for profit and not for the b.p. use to use prisoners to do these cleanup efforts on the gulf i mean they're using prison labor to stage these photos i mean how is that even legal we have about thirty seconds left short well again there needs to be more accountability and there is that there is a tremendous lack of transparency of what goes on inside prison that the state and at the federal level so any time corporations are involved there needs to be oversight and there needs to be public awareness of what's going on and certainly there's not enough thank you so much for shedding some light on the issue of the cole porter director of advocacy the sentencing project time thank you so much for having me. so i feel like we see so far how do our you tube channel you tube dot com breaking the set sure to subscribe so you don't miss a single episode o

. >> greg: unicorns. >> dana: today, the chief of staff for the white house, dennis mcdonough was onnother program, cnn, where he said the white house, we still expect a vote on the assault weapons bill. we want it to pass. is this possible that they didn't have this all worked out with harry reid to stop the bleeding? harry reid says to save the democrats from themselves. to me, i felt like the obama white house would have at least been in on it. dianne feinstein doesn't think so. >> andrea: i think the white house knew from the get-go this did not have the muster to pass the senate. if i could comment on mighter moore. i -- michael moore. it hate to diagnose liberal logic but isn't he saying if your relative was killed bay car, you should want all cars banned, i guess? are we supposed to ban cars? it doesn't make much sense. assault weapons ban was done for political reason and it makes harry reid look like this moderate and gets all the democrats didn't want it cover. they can look like they are voting against it now. on an amendment. separately for it. it's basically a two-fer bu

there are no pink unicorns. there's no proper price for a pink unicorn. and the ds are not interested in real entitlement reform that saves money. if they did, they'd be for the ryan plan. >> host: want to ask you about sequestration. we're a couple weeks into sequestration now. this tweet last week from dave at the atlantic caught my eye: norquist on why the white house misjudged about gop and sequestration. quote, he listened to four republican senators who are on c-span a lot. explain that. >> guest: yes. look, interestingly the president of the united states, president obama, started shortly after the election in a very strong position. he just won re-election, okay? and he had a democratic senate. now, he didn't own the capitol because republicans had the house of representatives, but the next thing was the fiscal cliff. and the fiscal cliff was an automatic $5 trillion tax increase unless the president, the house and the senate passed an alternative bill. so he had all the cards. he had all the power. if he said i want to keep one trillion of that f

know, a -- as i said -- i think i said in the blog, it depends vitally on the sale of army surplus unicornse sirrian rebels. this was birthed by a fan taste call 30-year budget that was so hilarious that joe biden literally laughed in his face on national television. >> michael: it was a lot of malarky, isn't that what he said? >> yes. >> michael: it was very exciting especially in boston. it is probably a word used a lot there. >> we know people named malarky there. >> michael: that's true. a lot of our political junky viewers read ezra klein's blog and you recently took issue with him writing, quote . . . why pick this battle charlie? >> because i -- i have spent 30 years in this business and i know people wanting folks to write for free which is what [ inaudible ] was here in the first place, this not a new phenomenon everybody publisher has wanted that person to work for free. but there is all of this thinking -- and i don't deny the importance of the new technologies. everybody is a journalist and i don't deny ezra he is enormously gifted at what he does. but he is not all of journalis

much like unicorns and light beer, moderate republicans are just figments of our imagination. we'll be right back. >> michael: you're back inside "the war room"." i'm michael shure. it was nice while it lasted. do you remember when governor chris christie was singing the responses of president obama's to hurricane sandy? check out yesterday. >> real leadership would get in fixed. you get in a room and you fix it, and you don't let them leave until you fix it. that's what real leadership is, not calling a meet two hours before it's going to hit have a photo-op in the driveway of the white house. >> michael: it appears that the blooming relationship between the garden state governor and the president were over. the terse words may get him back in the good old boys conservative club where he has been non grata. will lambasting the president bring him back in the fold? only time and the rush limbaugh's of the world will tell. here to discuss this with me is northeastern political writer karla marinucci is this christie being christie or is he changing his stripes a little. >> it's

to wish lady gaga a happy birthday. 27 years ago today, lady gaga was born when elton john and a unicornsneezed into a bucket of glitter pens. i came up with what i believe is the perfect gift. i got her a gift card to the gap. no? a 17-year-old kid from the united kingdom just sold an app he created to yahoo for $30 million. by the way, can you imagine that sentence making any sense to your great grandparents. the kid created an app called sumly. it summarizes news articles automatically. he created it when he was 15 and then after only two years of woorking on it, sold it for $30 million. the same thing happened to me when i was 17. only instead of selling a app to yahoo for $30 million. i sold parachute pants at millers outpost for $3.35 an hour. obviously this is a major accomplishment for a kid his age. in fact, for comparison sakes, we went out on to hollywood boulevard today to ask some american teenagers what is your greatest accomplishment? what's your greatest accomplishment? >> skateboarding. >> what's your greatest accomplishment? >> marching band in high school. >> getting a

so, having a conversation about how much you pay for a pink unicorn if pink unicorns existed strikes me as an odd way to spend your time. there are no pink unicorn succumb note proper price for a pink uniform and the d's not interested in saving money. if they did, they would be for the ryan plan. host: in sequestration now -- this tweet caught my eye. he listened to four republican senators who were on c-span a lot. explain that. guest: the president of the united states, president obama, shortly after the election started in a very strong position. he just one reelection. and he had a democratic senate. now, he did not own the capital because republicans had the house of representatives. but the next thing was the fiscal cliff. and the fiscal cliff was an automatic $5 trillion tax increase unless the president, the house, and the senate passed an alternative bill. so, he had all the cards. he had all the power. if he said, i want to keep $1 trillion of that, i want to keep two, the republicans and democrats in the house and senate could not stop us. the republicans and the house se

a magestic unicorn and there is fluffy mcnutter. do you see the boots i am wearing? is that the greatest thing you have ever seen? >> what are you doing to fluffy mcnutter? >> just thought i would share that. i am done. i uh will poo. >> to the artist -- i apologize to the artist. i don't think you can see it either. >> holloway. >> i think his name is holloway. holla! >> i thought you were telling me to haul away. soda ban reaction. ambassador, you said you are delighted the judge struck this down, but these things are the future and the judge saying the government can't impose them is a good step. but that is knots what the judge said. he said new york city's health board over stepped its authority, but that the city council would have been the more proper authority. he was saying in affect, the government had the right to do this, but it had to be a legislative body. >> mayor bloomburg can't afford a health board and city councilmembers have to get elected by real people which is a check on this notion you can impose the ban. >> not real people. this is new york c

else to check their phones, too. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ thank you, rhinoceroses, for being the unicorn'shter and applause ] ♪ thank you, flickering fluorescent bulbs, for letting me know something bad is about to go down in this hospital. [ laughter and applause ] [ heart monitor noises] [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thanks you, scissors, or as i like to call you, siamese knives. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: trademark. >> jimmy: thank you, grandfather clocks and regular grandfathers, for both having low-swinging pendulums. [ audience ohs ] those are my "thank-you notes." we'll be back with more "late night, everybody." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ morgan ] when i step foot on the soccer field, it feels like i can do anything. i mean, the sky's the limit. being passionate means pushing yourself. for me, that goes beyond soccer. when i'm not on the field, i'm in the ocean paddle boarding. if you're not sweating, you're not working hard enough. i don't just play soccer. i do more. ♪ [ female announcer ] degree. it won't let you down. all eas or tax attorneys.cpas plus, we've g

this is called the unicorn experiment. little bottle, piece of paper... match... light the paper on fire, fire burning, i cut off the oxygen and when i do that... follow me gang, i'll make your crops grow. what's going on here, gang? oh gosh, well, this is my new style. i'll see you guys down the wave tonight, all right? [laughter] a little tattoo there. what's going on here, gang? ah-ah. the heated air cooled and when the heated air cooled what happened to the-- the pressure inside? it went down. how about the pressure outside. same. but why does it hold to my head? why? how many people say, "well, it has something to do with air, but there is probably no reason for that, huh." it's sort of like this. one of these devices here. you know what this is, this is a physics experiment, right? how come it's sticking, gang? it looks like we all at times gonna have-- gonna have one of these, gang. are you looking what's going on there, huh? why? how many say, "oh, there is probably no reason for that." isn't the air pressure pushing against the side there? isn't the air p

people have called it the unicorn budget. reason they do these, they give both parties an opportunity to draw a line in the sand and say this is our vision for the next 10 years and hopefully we'll see democrats and republicans coming together in some way when the democrats release their budget tomorrow, republicans today and president obama here in a couple of weeks. cenk: chris, in his plan he lowers the tax rates for the top 39.6 to 25%. is there any way to interpret that other than a a giant giant, giant gift to the rich? >> well, i mean, i'm sure, he's calling for a more fair tax code. he wants to take loopholes out of certain things, lower the rates and broaden the bases basically, the republican mantra on this. you're seeing lower rates for quite a few different tax brackets other than just the most wealthy. cenk: all right chris moodie from yahoo, thank you so much. really appreciate it. >> thank you. cenk: all right. now, when we come back, we're going to switch gears. there's a fascinating phenomenon it turns out th

else to check their phones, too. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ thank you, rhinoceroses, for being the unicorn'ser and applause ] ♪ thank you, flickering fluorescent bulbs, for letting me know something bad is about to go down in this hospital. [ laughter and applause ] [ heart monitor noises] [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thanks you, scissors, or as i like to call you, siamese knives. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: trademark. >> jimmy: thank you, grandfather clocks and regular grandfathers, for both having low-swinging pendulums. [ audience ohs ] those are my "thank-you notes." we'll be back with more "late night, everybody." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ male announcer ] there's something about cars. we connect with them. we share them. it's the same feeling that drives pennzoil to tirelessly pursue the latest advances in oil technology. because a car is more than just a car. long love cars. not just oil, pennzoil. get a great deal on pennzoil synthetics and help our paralyzed veterans. learn how at pennzoil.com. and help our paralyzed veterans. i'm here to snake the drain. i'm here t

>> stephanie: why didn't he just put in farting unicorns? glittered farting unicorns.r with us. >> stephanie: "the stephanie miller show" does not have any information on the whereabouts of rafalca. >> maybe they're passing her off as calamari. >> stephanie: campaign prop. glue now. what? >> it lost as badly as mitt romney did. >> worse. >> stephanie: breaking news while i'm eating in the morning. >> a lot of people are eating. >> we probably shouldn't do this. >> stephanie: don't have the calamari. >> trust whatever they tell you it is, it is actually what they're representing it as because you really don't want to know. you really don't want to know what they sometimes substitute for calamari. >> stephanie: you don't feel like we should say now because somebody spit out a mouthful of calamari. >> eating then cover your ears for a second. >> often times it is actually -- drumroll, please -- we don't have that. piganous. pig anus. [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: the thing you did is gross. calamari is a little more open. piganus is more open. it is hard to get the taste out -

and unicorns that -- [ farting sounds ] >> stephanie: and leprecons. implement implemented. no, he actually ran on a lot of things he already got done the first time. in the second term, i don't want to say we're going to enjoy going around the country saying i told you know but we're going to have to say we toll you so and here is this. >> and we'll trach out one of your lungs. >> the pope special. [ buzzer ] ♪ >> stephanie: it's the end of your story it little eddie. the chapter we're entering is one where conservatives have a better chance of triumphing. >> whatever! >> stephanie: that is so wonderful, eddie. >> isn't that wonderful, eddie? >> i won't go! i won't! i won't! i won't! you can't make me! you can't! you can't! >> here is the same piece of dung in different packages. >> stephanie: let me rewrap it. >> stephanie: he regifted his voucher program. oh, come on, eddie. come up with a new program. [ applause ] >> stephanie: everybody is a little overly excited about the new pope including rocky mountain mike. ♪ i left my tune with pope francisc

. >> stephanie: just above unicorns with fart glitter and yet we can't get it done.ere put into the budget bills that were passed were about expanding gun ownership. that those were some of the things that passed already. that's what we've done since newtown and the congress is expanded gun ownership. >> stephanie: kind of out there courage from harry reid that we're used to. >> i hope i haven't offended anyone by my sort of support for some kind of legislation. >> stephanie: all right. rude to end -- not a fessive note at all. hal and jacki talked about the iraq war. it is amazing when you think of -- we think we know the horror of it. you pointed out the birth defects we caused in iraq which is -- along with other things. you say iraq is now a divide country with a pittyless regime. it uses rape, torture and execution to punish enemies. place where they haven't gotten the electrical grid back to where it was before the war. at least saddam hussein isn't running the joint right? we still haven't discussed birth defects and cancer and the depleted uranium. >> right.

looking for a french wine that's under $10, it's almost like the lost unicorn trying to find it.don't realize the great varieties we know. merlot, chardonnay, they are french. french wine is considered the gold standard for a lot of things. champagne, cheeses. >>gretchen: let's get to the ones that are under $10. >> a sauvignon blanc very aromatic, crisp and light. >>steve: does it go well with ham? >>gretchen: it smells a little sweet. is it sweet? >> completely dry but will go really well with some appetizers. the panne, very aromatic from southern france. it's a little known great variety but one of my favorites and has incredible, incredible value. >>steve: let's move on to red wines which i bet are better with hams. >> we've got a bordeaux for under $10. it is a blend and quite lovely. 2008 here, so the tens are a little refined. >>brian: what about the bouquet? >> the bouquet is a term that is, a bottle age. what does it smell like when out of the bottle. >>gretchen: the last one? >> a blend that is fruitier. you can tell it is from southern france because you can almost sm