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. >>> and he's famous for making us laugh. . and if you are on the go or just away from your tv, keep in mind you can still watch ktvu newscast live on your computer on your smart phone or the tablet, get the app or go to www.ktvu.com. >>> a hybrid aircraft that looks like a helicopter and a plane arrived today at sfo. the marine court takes off landing like a helicopter but flies like an airplane. the disaster response exercise will take october 7th until the 12th. >>> about 9% of the funding for the study came from energy company and the other 10% came from the environmental funding which opposes fracking >>> comedian jerry seinfield plans to be at the game tomorrow. he's a long time fan of the mets. seinfield is set to appear at the pregame show and joining the mets in the both for the game. >>> major league baseba dated of all baseball park. >>> thank you for making ktvu your choice for news and we'll see you the next time of news break. our coverage continues with the 10:00 news and tonight of the races of miss america. kee

us. >> (laughs) >> stephen: we get to do what we want. everybody should say "hey, that's good because america did it." (laughter) >> why not use the rules to get what we want done without having to ourselves actually having to do it? >> stephen: and use the u.n. resolution? >> the u.n. is a useful institution to cover and to execute great power designs. >> stephen: what great power? what war have they ever preventd? >> well, we may have just prevented this one and i ale tell you why. >> stephen: but we don't know because it didn't happen! >> we don't know yet. >> stephen: you can't prove a negative. >> what we have preventd is any major war between great powers. >> stephen: because if we wanted to go to war with russia or china they would veto it and then we'd have to stop. (laughter) you're not wrong. that's why we -- we try -- (cheers and applause) >> stephen: how do you become a superpower if it doesn't exercise superpowers? that's like saying "i'm fantastic dancer i just don't want to get up right now." (cheers and applause) i tell you

all: may the lords and saints preserve us. ( laughs ) turn! move along, man! move along! we'll have lost him before you rig it up! hold! 12 knots, sir! that's 12 knots. that's good. i want more. have all the spare hands placed on the windward rail. mr. hollar! aye, sir! rouse up the off watch. all hands on starboard rail! allen: come up the larboard topsail sheets! we're crackin' on! we'll be crackin' off presently if he don't watch it! davies: no, captain knows this ship! he knows what she can take! ( yells ) mr. hollar! mr. hollar, i want lifelines fore and aft! mowett: no lounging, boy! lifelines fore and aft! jack: cape horn, doctor! hollar: secure the spare topmast there between the bolts! hollar: work together! ( grunts, groans ) davies: close the bloody lid. there's enough water in the grog as it is. yes, thank you for that, davies. do you reckon the captain'll keep following him around the horn, every stitch of canvas flying? aye. i reckon he'd follow him to the gates of hell if he had to. it's a devil ship, i tell you, and it's leading us right into a trap. she's

so join us, laugh at the bigot, and it destroys their credibility. >> i have to jump in on this notionf authenticity. what we're trying to do is kind of get to the point i think where lots of jews and christians already are, when you think of jew, you might think jerry sign field or woody allen. you think of these cultural products of judaism. and everyone in the jewish community seems to be okay with that. i'm sure there are conservative jews who are not okay with that, but that's going to happen in every community. but what is admirable oh with what they've done they've normalized themselves in mainstream pop culture. having this signed of secular presence. one of the things that we wanted to do with this movie was show, look, muslims come in all shapes and sizes. you're going to find woody allen type muslim. you're going to find a more seriously practicing muslim and all types in between. and because nobody can define it. the definition rests with no one. and so i think that's kind of like where we're heading. >> negin speaking of authenticity real quick, our community has chimed in

you guys make us laugh, and you make us jealous every week. among you. thank you to this amazing cast, our incredible crew. thank you to everyone at 20th century fox television. dana wald and gary newman. thru to everybody at abc. thank you to our fans and to our ever-inspiring families. we love you all. i cannot begin to express to you how surreal this ride has been because none of us grew up feeling like winners. thank you to the bullies, to the popular kids, to the gym teachers who taunted us, who rejected us, and who made fun of the way we ran. without you, we never would have gone into co comedy. thank you very much! >> what? what? no, no. you have to go to the bathroom? i asked you backstage if you had to go to the bathroom? okay. you're just going to have to hold it. okay. this is the emez. don't blow this for me. all right, guys. laugh the gnome mes for outstanding drama series: >> "breaking bad." "downton abbey." "game of thrones." "homeland." "house of cards." "mad men." and the emmy goes to: "breaking bad." >> "breaking bad "receive

. >> reporter: and now, the feisty sidekick who's kept us laughing for decades is teaching us all a lesson about living life to the fullest. >> if you're worried about dying, you can't be in the moment living. so that's my message to everybody. and in that moment, you might dance. linsey davis, abc news, new york. >> and we will be back right here in just two minutes with a new consumer alert about a new kind of crime. the hidden device helping thieves steal your money at the gas pump, real answers tonight. >>> and a surprise reunion caught on camera, the woman who survived a car crash but thought she lost her best friend. how wrong she was. she lost her best friend. how wrong she was. i'm on expert on softball. and tea parties. i'll have more awkward conversations than i'm equipped for, because i'm raising two girls on my own. i'll worry about the economy more than a few times before they're grown. but it's for them, so i've found a way. who matters most to you says the most about you. at massmutual we're owned by our policyowners, and they matter most to us. ready to plan for your future

. >> but ten years later, they're laughing at us -- george reported this earlier -- they're laughing iddle east. >> they want us to strike. >> my point -- that's my point, they're taunting us and we're playing into their hands. taunting us, laughing at us, and playing into their hands. they don't believe us because ten years ago we didn't do that. >> 50 years from now when my great grandchildren are studying american history, they will learn that the ramifications and implications of the iraq war were longer lasting than the vietnam war both around the world and in the united states. this war, and peggy is right -- this thing rings in everybody's ear all around the world. >> that's the last word today. thank you very much. before we do go, i want to remember, we just learned this morning that david frost, the veteran broadcaster of the bbc, 74 years old, has died of a heart attack. we remember the unforgettable interview he did with richard nixon. take a look. >> there are certain situations where the president can decide that it's in the best interest of the nation or something, and

us. [laughs] >> the care put into these birds pays dividends.el turkey is known for consistently high-quality meat with a true turkey flavor. the meat is a big hit with rob banworth of banny's cafe in nearby sonora, who, like many, has figured out there's more to turkey than roasting it whole for the whole holidays, which is good news for the diestels, who plan to maintain their long ranching tradition. >> and so it is exciting when chefs take interest in using turkey in dishes that are nontraditional, nonholiday meals. it's to show that the application of turkey tenderloins, ground turkey, turkey sausage can take the place of, um, other proteins and be very tasty in dishes. >> welcome to disney's grand california. i'm andrew sutton. i'm the executive chef for the napa rose restaurant, and i'm gonna help make the holidays a little bit more easy. nothing's more intimidating than a turkey, believe or not, even though it's just laying here on this bench. but this is a beautiful american bronze turkey. but sometimes they can be intimidating. how man

. >> this made us laugh musical parities of our favorite. >> weird al has something for kids.s second children's book. it's adorable. ♪ >> funny man, it's okay. weird al yankovic is best known for song parodies. but he's now pleasing a very different audience. >> the three-time grammy winner is out with his second children's book. it's called "my new teacher and me!" we love having you back. >> we do. i don't think you're weird. i think you're adorable. >> don't tell anybody. >> i won't. it will ruin your career. >> it's one of those books when you start reading it, you actually read it out loud. that's what i found myself doing. >> that's the idea. >> i really enjoy and appreciate actual rhymes, perfect rhymes. you were excellent through the whole thing. >> i've been working. i've been practicing. >> there's a great message in this book. tell us about it. >> it's a celebration of imagination. it's a story of a kid named billy. it's a first day of school. a back to school book. he's got a powerful personality, speaks out for himself. his teacher mr. booth is by the book, by th

to laugh like this. he usedimitating haim's laugh ] [ laughter ] and then some girl said, why do you laugh like that, you idiot? you're not corey. i was, like, well, i don't know. [ imitating haim's laugh ] [ laughter ] >> i remember when i used to audition for stuff before "family ties" and i was convinced that if i could do a good willie aames -- >> jimmy: if you could do a good willie aames impression, you'll get the part? >> i get the part of counseling the kids, you know? >> jimmy: exactly. well, on the show, you have a -- charles grodin and candice bergen play your parents. that's cool. [ applause ] and how did that -- how fun is that? >> charles is great. i mean charles grodin -- >> jimmy: he's fantastic. >> he's sitting there, and then he'll go -- "when i met warren beatty --" >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> you're just, like, wow, what? >> jimmy: yeah, he's got amazing stories. he came on the show and, like, it was just -- every single thing out of his mouth -- like, a crazy cool story. >> in an acting r

. >> it would have been tough but jake kept us laughing. >> did he?e's so funny. >> as the police detective who is also very timely in the fact that it seems like one guy is working on this whole case. >> yeah. >> so many of these police departments have had to cut back like crazy. >> but it takes one person that's really committed to finding it. >> but also, hoda, because you didn't have a chance to see it, it also is very, very human about what would you do in order -- if you had a chance to help find your child, what extent would you go to and where would you cross your own moral lines. you have a line in there that's unbelievable. >> what do i say. >> i don't want to give the whole movie away. but you moved us deeply. >> the point about being human is maintaining that hue of god in us. you can be man which is just animal but that human aspect is our morals and principles, it's our divinty. >> the butler. >> i haven't seen it and hoda loved it. >> i'm crazy about that movie. did you respect such a response to that movie? >> not at all. >> amazing.

laughing like a mental patient at everything he says. yeah, but we haven't seen them in a long time. maybe they've changed. to us. not the magazine, but what the heck, that, too. right? [neal and marcy laugh] (dootrick or treat! mmm! thank you! mmm! mmm! vidal sassoon volume collection gives you amped-up shape, zero weight. foaming air mousse boosts and lifts for up to 24 hours. vidal sassoon volume. salon genius. affordable for all. vidal sassoon volume. neal and i were just talking about you guys, and then we got home, and there's your message on our machine! we couldn't believe it was you. we must have listened to it 20 times. so, what have you guys been up to? well, uh, the big news is marcy and i have a new addition to the family. a baby? [laughs] no. you know neal is sterile. oh, come on, show 'em the picture, honey. you have a picture of neal being sterile? [laughs] of course not, silly. i am silly. is that a boat? yes, it is. 35 feet of seafaring fun! whoa, the envelope business has been good to you, huh? well, let's just say... oh, neal, don't. envelopes have my stamp of approval. ha ha ha! right? oh...ye

look for it in the white box. [ cheers and applause ] >> wendy: our next guest kept us laughing seasonon on "surday night live." he says it like he means it which makes him our kind of guy in his new one-man show "unconstitutional." please welcome the funny man, colin quinn. [ cheers and applause ] >> wendy: i'm glad that you're here. >> i'm glad to be here, too. if i hear ryan gosling's name out of one more woman, i'm going to -- we get it. he's kind of cute. >> wendy: although you know i'm lobbying for him to play christian grey in "fifty shades of grey." i think he'd be perfect. >> i think he'd be perfect for everything. i think he should be president of the united states. enough with him. >> wendy: are you a native new yorker? >> yes, i am, as a matter of fact. i'm from brooklyn. [ cheers and applause ] >> well, i'm from park slope. that's not considered brooklyn anymore. it's kind of a swiss villag now. i was there yesterday for mother's day. mother's day's a little -- i don't want to jump on the kobe bandwagon on this. but it's a weird holiday because i don't like any holiday whe

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you can hear us laughing out of break. there they were. we will talk to them in just a little bit. until after midnight last night. but it looks like we are headed for a government shut down. anna navarra, republican strategist. and robert zimmerman, democratic strategist. i want you both, and the audience at home, of course, to listen to a sampling of shows. they are already trading blame. >> i'm afraid, bob, we know what will happen. tomorrow the senate will come in session. the house position which is the same one they went us the last time, will be rejected again, and we will face the government shutting down come monday night, tuesday morning. >> we were there until almost midnight last night working on the billing with passing the bill. got even democrat support in the house. and yet, the senate won't come back today. they are playing games. they need to act. they are the ones that are truly threatening a government shut down by be being here and acting. >> okay. so anna, to you. republicans know they don't have the votes on this bill. they were there until late last night. i

everybody loves a good tv ad whether it makes us laugh or feel nostalgic. >> to celebrate the tenth anniversaryre going to look at the most controversial commercials of the last decade. matt miller is the president and ceo of independent commercial producers. nice to see you. >> so you went through all the commercials and sort of selected the ones that really hit a note with us. >> we pulled them out of some of the many award shows that the advertising industry has every year. we like to pat ourselves on the back. >> the cleos? >> this came from one done every year and for the last 20-something years. it looks a little bit more at the artistic side of it but it also the most influential and -- >> in terms of the impact they have. >> okay. let's get started. this is the bud light swear jar ad. this one was rejected by cbs. went straight to the internet. let's watch a little and tell us why. >> every time someone swears you put a quarter in it. >> who gets the money? >> i don't know. we'll use it to buy something for the office like a case of bud light. >> [ bleep ] awesome. >> [ bleep ] bob. >>

. >> reporter: and now the feisty sidekick who's kept us laughing for decades is teaching us all a lessonut living life to the fullest. >> if you're worried about dying, you can't be in the moment living. so that's my message to everybody. and in that moment you might dance. >> linsey davis, abc news, new york. >> remarkable, remarkable woman. >> i cannot stop listening to that woman. she seems so wise. >> i really want to see her on this show. >> me too. i'm going to try to take that advice, too. we have more news coming up. >>> when we come back, the viral video all making us feel embarrassed yourself thins. you may just be addicted to your smartphone, and you're not alone. >>> ahead in our next half hour, documenting success, and the secret to their success. you're watching "world news now." >> announcer: "world news now" continues after this from our abc stations. ♪ watch me on your videophone ♪ >>> to the video going viral. shining a light on a growing problem in america, addiction to our electronic gadgets. >> it's become fodder for one comedian in l.a. who is touching all corners o

and then if we can editorialize, i would say that we're here to make us laugh at ourselves.ot brilliant. they're not rocket scientists. right? >> my character is definitely not a rocket scientist. >> thankfully not dumb. there's a lot of heart. >> here is where i'm going. you can watch commercials for the past ten years or so, it's been beat up the guy. we're so stupid we don't know how to rent a car or this or that and we had to be saved from ourselves by the lady standing next to us. i'm tired of that procedure trayal. tray-- portrayal. but you're saying it's just guys. >> yeah. it's just guys. each of us has a strong suit. for example, i think the comedy that you're talking about, we take it a step further. i have a trashy apartment, eats beef jerky and can't cook. this guy cooks gourmet meals. i have to cook for a woman and he teaches me how to do that. instead of going for the obvious joke, they explore how somebody who cooks marvelous meals can teach an i idiot like me. >> i'm like gordon ramsey but i'm wearing a speedo by the pool. >> i bet a bunch of guys have had to

i'm learning to use the toilet, i'm learning what shapes are. i-i spent half an hour laughingell, i don't care for your tone and i'd say you deserve a good kick in the... (laughing) oh, look! oh, brian, look at them! joe: come in. drop it, creep-o! don't move, catherine deneuve! freezerino, paul sorvino! what are you doing, mr. swanson? i'm tryin' out some cop entrances. oh, well, i'm here to help you out while bonnie's gone. oh, great. uh, do you have any experience helping out people with special needs? well, i did work for that old lady down the street. meg, could you come here, please? what is it? could you see if i'm getting a bed sore on my back? sure. it looks fine to me, ma'am. thank you, dear. i must have just slept on it wrong. (laughing) i stole meg's cutaway. (whooshing) what the hell is going on in here? well, brian, i thought about what you said at the park, and i've decided you're right. i have gone soft. i've lost my sadistic streak. so i've built a concentrated neural enhancement device, designed to boost my evil side. all right, shall we take this thing for a

the 91-year-old actress and comedian has been making us laugh, get this, for 74 years. >> after 25 yearsohn letter. >> that's terrible, mary. 25 years and she doesn't know your name is eddie? ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] some things are designed to draw crowds. ♪ ♪ others are designed to leave them behind. ♪ the all-new 2014 lexus is. it's your move. [ agent smith ] i've found software that intrigues me. it appears it's an agent of good. ♪ [ agent smith ] ge software connects patients to nurses to the right machines while dramatically reducing waiting time. [ telephone ringing ] now a waiting room is just a room. [ static warbles ] >>> what political story will make headlines in the next 24 hours? chris is back with us. chris, andrea's traveling with secretary of state kerry in lithuania for meetings with foreign ministers about syria as well as the arab league. there's also something else happening in the next 24 hours, a lot of college football which then segues into nfl football. we know andrea's going to be at the redskins game on monday night. this is a football weekend, my friend. it is

joining us laughing is brad wit house, the president of americans united for change.l war in a moment. the only thing these ads seem to be missing is a demon sheep. do you think ads like that will sway any of the 55% of women or 60% of voters under 30 who voted for the president in the last election? >> i don't know but let me tell you this, the first thing i thought i would like to get david and charles in a stir rup and show them but i don't think it will sway anyone. i don't think anyone will look at that ad and believe it is credible. if you run that ad, you know, a few years ago, and it was accountant at an insurance company instead of that crazy uncle they have, that would have been true. this is what they put on the air is absolutely not true. >> i thought it was republicans who spent the whole of last year recommending transvaginal probes forced into the birthing canal and they have the audacity to run an ad like that. >> this was a party, it is a party. they haven't stopped this effort to, you know, intercede in a woman's right to choose by saying that she ha

lucky there's a family guy ♪ lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪ ♪ all the things that make us ♪ laughiga. don't let peter get into the cookie dough. yeah, sure. uh, brian? i'm just gonna go into the kitchen and... look at somethin'. peter, i know what you're doing. i'm just gonna look at somethin'. (muffled): oh! what a very interesting thing. brian, can i give you money and you write me a check so i can order something from this abercrombie & fitch catalog? what do you want to order? oh, wait, let me guess. him. (guffaws) he got you, stewie! well, um, if it were you... you-you would take the magazine and you'd put it on the floor and pee on it 'cause you're a dog and you're stupid, and-and you have a weird toenail halfway up your elbow. nice comeback. geez, that one was all over the place. i should have been quicker than that. i should've said, "really? why would i order your ex-boyfriend?" and then i'd go like this. (snaps fingers) aw, that's so good! why didn't i say that?! if only i had a time machine, i could go back in time and have that comeback ready. wait a minute. i do have

superfun. >>> somebody who is not always superfun but always makes us laugh, one of the people that helps> sit, sit, sit, sit for a moment. >> first time i have seen den necessary nervous. >> i know. it's on fridaying right? are you going to be leaving us? >> four days away. it's actually here. >> who is going to -- i always go into the production office before coming down here. you make sure i am put together. who will do that now? >> they can run it over and over. >> you have to understand. this is a woman that keeps the train on the tracks here. >> in our ears. the music. >> we have her dulcet tones in our ears. relax, take all the time you need. we didn't want you to leave without a card and flowers. and arguably, most important of all, she hasn't seaten a meal in, like, four months. that's a bacon, egg, and cheese. >> you look fantastic. >> thank you, thank you so much. >> so happy for you. >> love you. you're a beautiful couple. we can't wait to hear all the details. relax, enjoy it. we'll miss the wraps. >> a few more days, everybody. >> thank you. >>> she's been called the first r

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became the first in flight. [ goodall ] i think the most amazing thing is how like us these chimpanzees are. [ laughingr me? and you hear your voice? oh, it's exciting! [ man ] touchdown confirmed. we're safe on mars. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hi. [ baby fussing ] ♪ >>> our images on screen are becoming as diverse as latinos are in the real world, whether we're judges like jennifer lopez were sha kyra and christinaing a layer ra or wear wolves or some very entertaining "devious maids". >> those were the stars of the hit show "devious maids" presenting the award for channelling latino talent earlier tonight. we're talk to the cast straight ahead live from pasadena. >> this is the most important one and it came from john kol train. it goes like this, one positive thought creates millions of positive vibrations. la's known definitely for its traffic, congestion, for the smog. but there are a lot of people that do ride the bus. and now that the buses are running on natural gas, they don't throw out as much pollution into the air. so i feel good. i feel like i'm doing my part to help out the environment. ma

i think they were trying to cater to the youth and trying to get us to laugh, i guess, and make young people pay attention. instead we are left uncomfortable. and what is bad is they say they wanted to focus on the cost that young people will have to deal with. there is no mention of that. it is an odd, creepy sort of chucky meets some sort of other -- >> i wasn't creeped out at all. the first one titilated me. the second one, not interested at all in that. they should have focused -- what they were trying to get at was that obamacare may require doctors to ask specific questions about your sex life. that was the story that came out a couple weeks ago and then it flew away. you don't get that from this, do you? >> there is a moment -- if you never had a sex nightmare before you will have it. >> are there people who never had sex nightmares ? >> a sex nightmare is when you are having sex with something or somebody and then it changes into something else. all of a sudden it is like the head of your chemistry teacher. >> i have never had one of those. >> at the beginning of each of those

aw, it's so great to see a kid using a wooden bat. ( laughing maniacally ) good evening, folks.elcome to my final clown-cast. the word "legend" has many definitions... ( zombie-like ): this is for sideshow bob. ( screaming ) ( moaning ) marvelous, marvelous. funny till the end. moment of silence. well, it's my show now. ( cheering and applause ) thank you, thank you... thank you. hmm... oh, just a dream. but tonight, i will taste the sweet nectar of vengeance. ( laughing ) ( knock on door ) attendant: bug spray! ohh... kent brockman here at krusty the clown's final show. and here comes out-of-work actor ranier wolfcastle. someone please, give me a job. i've lowered my quote to $8 million. ( chuckling ): hear that, hollywood? the boy wants to work. i do nude scene, i play nerd... don't make me punch your throat. ( chuckling ): always a delight. announcer: and now, retiring for the fifth and final time... krusty the klown! ( applause ) thank you, folks. now, fasten your funny belts as our own chimpendale's dancer gives you the full monkey. ♪ i believe in miracles ♪ where you from?

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we used to laugh because when he did it back in the '70s, he used to use concord to commute and now 40ears later it takes twice as long to get from london to new york so he certainly got the better of that situation. but he was somebody that said to me, there are two things you really have to focus on as a television interviewer as compared to a print interviewer. one is exercising the power of silence. he said you really have to know when to shut up and let somebody, your guest fill the gap because particularly somebody like nixon who's so intelligent and so combative. it was the silences in that interview which teased out a lot of the confessional material from nixon. he also said that you could never overassert for an interview. with nixon, he did 28 hours of tape with richard nixon. and the amount of preparation that david frost had to do, he told me weeks and weeks and weeks of really immaculate preparation. and what that meant was that he was then able to go anywhere that nixon went and know where he was going, second guess him and in many cases be ahead of him. and that was incr

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