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meaning he can dine on the liquid gold of velveeta shells & cheese at any time of his choosing.heers and applause) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody! my guest tonight is the co-founder of twitter! i can't wait to meet him! please welcome biz stone! (cheers and applause) (music) (cheers and applause) >> stephen: thanks so much! good to see you again! >> wonderful to be here. >> stephen: as the people, i'm sure know, you're the co-inventer and co-founder of twitter which now has over 230 million active users. you have been named one of "time magazine's" most influential people, entrepreneur of the decade by ink magazine, and have a book things a little bird told me -- creations of a a creative mind. what did the bird tell you? that's sometimes a sign of schizophrenia. what is a creative mind? >> this is a book i started ten years ago at oxford university. >> stephen: woo whoo! oxford comfort, smarty pants! go ahead. >> i started giving this lecture and i started getting invited to do it lots of other places, and i found that it resonated with people -- kids in high school all th

meaning he can dine on the liquid gold of velveeta shells & cheese at any time of his choosing.id gold. eat like that guy you know. >> stephen: welcome back, everybody! my guest is pulitzer prize winning columnist george will! (cheers and applause) george! good to see you again! thanks so much for coming back! nice to have you on the show. of course, there are a few people out there who do not know you're a pulitzer prize winning columnist, published over 500 newspapers worldwide. you're a fox news contributor now. how do you like it? >> love it. >> stephen: you worked abc for years, now fox news. what's the difference? >> fox news is like getting on a southwest airlines plane. everybody's happy, at the top of the heap and feel like insurgents. >> stephen: wow. that's great. sounds almost dangerous (laughter) you have a new book called a nice little place on the north side, wrigley field at 100. why write a book about wrigley field? you're a cubs fan. >> yes. >> stephen: do you love the cubs or is it sort of an abusive relationship wher you can't get yourself out of right now? >

he gets to go away for a while to a place we can't talk about and eat velveeta shells & cheese.uid gold. eat like that guy you know. [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome back. my guest tonight she's the coanchor of abc's "good morning america". her new memoir is called everybody's got something. please welcome to the program robin roberts. come on, hello. [cheers and applause] hello! >> jon: well, hello. >> how are you? [cheers and applause] >> jon: thank you so much for being here. >> i'm sorry out of habit i said good morning. i am sorry. >> jon: they did just get up i know these people. close enough to 4:20 that they just got up. >> oh! >> jon: everybody has somebody but -- something but man, not everybody has everything. you really got hit with the whammies of whammies. a breast cancer diagnosis was the first, yes? >> in 2007, yes. i completed treatment in 2008. but the reason i said everybody has something. it's true. i got slapped upside the head. the point my mom said, it doesn't matter. everybody has something. my something is no more important or greater than any other

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