vladimir putin, elvis.string here. [ imitates elvis ] >> "yo, vladimir putin, man. i need some boot cut jeans and a pair of flip-flops, man." [ laughter ] [ imitates vladimir putin ] >> "perhaps i'll let you use my 15% store discount." [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: amazing. [ imitates elvis ] "cool, man." [ laughter ] you never know what it's going to say. [ cheers and applause ] that's a good one. that's a goodie, right there. this next one might be my favorite right here. this one is really good. this is elvis feeding ripped fuel power shake through a straw to nessie, the loch ness monster, while wearing sketchers butt-lifting shoes and showing off a picture of a mcrib he's using as a screen saver on his new macbook air. this one would be perfect over the fireplace, in the kid's room, anywhere. [ laughter ] here's the last one here. this is elvis returning a pair of isotoner gloves at t.j. maxx. [ laughter ] that's kind of boring, actually. [ laughter ] >> yo, man, did somebody say boring? >> jimmy:

the vladimir salic of couples established four years ago with a straightforward plan to make swimming more globally popular while there is no way to gauge the empirical facts of this competition on swimming worldwide in itself it has grown to three hundred fifty participants from fifteen countries and vladimir suddenly got himself promises further advancement of this event next year. i can guarantee you that next year will have even more stars because this year many athletes said that they knew they can't make it now they will definitely come next year and we're talking here about real a laced athletes i shall not disclose their names but i can say that the total number of the gold medals they wanted their limpid games is put together exceeds ten despite a gruelling world championship in dubai recently the swimmers managed to put on a good show for some it was another chance to better their result for others an opportunity to close out the year on yet another high note russian olympic silver medalist nikita love and serve and alexander did i say man yeah from biller roos one of the to

oil prices which led moscow halting supply to its neighbor on the first of january prime minister vladimirutin met with isabella rusin counterpart. to china are not the conflict our correspondent peter oliver has the story. it's taken quite a while but it seems that russia and belarus of come to terms over the recent oil dispute it's come between the two nations a proposal has been put forward is accepted there's been no oil sent from russia to bellary since the first of january now it seems that we will see the resumption of oil transport from russia into belarus following the meeting between the prime ministers now this has threatened to affect the production of diesel oil in belarus that could be shipped into europe due to the fact that belarus wasn't receiving the oil that it was supposed to get from russia because it refused the initial deal that the big oil russian oil companies put forward no for the prime minister vladimir putin and his brother russian counterpart seem to have come to a deal in which russia will give a subsidy of four point one billion dollars to bellary to ensure

more due to rising global prices and an imminent transit tariff increase by minutes prime minister vladimir putin has met with his bell russian counterpart mikhail meus now the cold which to try and iron out the conflict our correspondent peter oliver brings us the latest from the meeting. it's taken quite a while but it seems that russia and belarus of come to terms over the recent oil dispute it's come between the two nations a proposal has been put forward is accepted by both sides we'll get to that in just a moment that wasn't the only thing that was being discussed by prime minister vladimir putin and his belorussian counterpart bella reese will also receive a six a billion dollar created from russia to build a new nuclear power station that's something that's also been on the table for discussion and the meeting between the two pm as well in the oil dispute it's become between these two nations there's been no oil sent from russia to bellary since the first of january now it seems that we will see the resumption of oil transport from russia into valerie's following the meeting between

rising global prices and an internet traffic transit track tariff increase by means prime minister vladimir putin has met with his balancing counterpart me. to try and ironed out the conflict our correspondent peter oliver joins us live meeting. hello there peter so it seems once again all prices are in dispute between two neighboring countries has there been any headway in resolving this conflict. well it's taking quite a while but it seems that they finally hammad out some sort of deal between russia and belarus over the recent oil dispute prime minister vladimir putin's been in talks with this better russian counterpart the few hours this afternoon we were expecting to hear from him a while ago but we've just heard that they've come to an agreement they would see russia subsidizes full point one billion dollars worth of oil still below right now they had the oil companies in russia had previously been saying that they wanted forty five dollars per ton of oil more than bellary so currently paying put that into some sort of other terms a ton of oil is exactly about seven barrels of the bla

that wasn't the only thing that was being discussed by prime minister vladimir putin and his delegationounterparts bellerose will also receive a six billion dollar created from russia to build a new nuclear power station that's something that's also been on the table for discussion and the meeting between the two p.m.'s. alice look at the markets starting with the u.s. now american stocks are trading down for a second day as concern that interest rates will rise and china weighed on come out of producers overshadowing a bigger than expected drop in jobless. claims the dow is down close to two thirds of a percent and the nasdaq has shed over one percent. and russian stock markets closed lower following a downswing in the international commodity and equity market energy majors mainly gas problem lukoil lost the most on the back of lower oil prices. although both of them have the potential to show better dynamics gazprom and lukoil both closed down on the day out around two percent but the biggest loser was come ons down close to nine and a half percent. and that's all the business news fo

. >> russian prime minister vladimir putin has bowed retribution on those behind the airport bombing.ere is little doubt in russia militants from the caucasus were behind the attack, which killed 35 people. it has risen questions about how effective the policy of cracking down has been so far. >> domodevo, just after several international flights had arrived. then, the bomb. çwith dust and smoke everywher, the injured were loaded onto stretchers and luggage trawlers. -- trolleys. 35 people were killed. mark green had just left the terminal when the bomb went off, but went back to help survivors. >> he was seriously injured. he had a pair of jeans on that had a patch of blood on the side from his groin down to his knee. >> it wasç here at internationl arrivals that theç bomb went o. this part of the airport was closed today. the crime scene is hidden behind a blue tarpaulin. this is what the purple and is hiding, and arrivals hall -- this is what the tarp is hiding, and arrivals hall that is shattered. vladimir putin promised to end the attacks linked to islamists from the troubled

what was done by vladimir putin was he made a federal security service and he allowed parts of the kgb for some wall a significant part of the communication agency and even when vladimir putin adopted secret service for example, he allowed them to get more power and a department responsible for intentions abroad. so now if you are talking about functions, at the same time, there is no mechanism to control the service. the problem is it is not comparable to a family of 5 by the british because it is not to moscow but the structure of every russian agent who had special department arrangement and to control all these people. it is a quite striking faint. they love to talk about the longest chief of the kgb who became chief of the russian state. he is a kind of hero. never a trained kgb agent. he was an official and sent for the activity of the kgb. >> let me ask a follow-up. did this begin with putin or did it begin sooner? >> it began in the 1990s. for example, the department's in 1995 and the union responsible for 1998, was long before putin became a permanent. >> why don't we have som

dangerous situation as it was being dragged by the ice towards the coast meanwhile prime minister vladimir putin is monitoring the situation and its promise to help the sailors he's spoken to the country's transport minister who reported on the situation from mr putin over the phone has spoken to both captains over the trapped vessels and the ice breakers that are heading to release them just to give you an idea how difficult the weather conditions in the area are at the moment ice is about two meters thick and initially a smaller icebreaker of thirteen thousand horsepower was. released at three vessels but it couldn't get through the icy water so another one three times more powerful one had to be sent down to help them and according to the russian transport ministry the vessels will be released on wednesday morning g.m.t. the crew members were in no danger from the start as they have about seventy five days worth of food and energy supplies they have water they have everything they need but experts are saying that said the rescue mission might take a little bit longer as another very str

medical response to those who are still in hospital receiving treatment now also prime minister vladimir putin be visiting hospitals around the city to see those who have been injured in these this explosion now in these role as prime minister that comes under its remit of domestic duties to to make sure that the hospitals are looking after these people who are being caught up in this explosion to make sure that they have the right amount of supplies that they act adequate facilities adequate space in order to make sure that medical staff can give the best possible care to those people who are injured the prime minister vladimir putin has been reassured that all of the required hospital beds and doctors and nurses and most importantly medical. medicines and and surgery teams have been of aid available in order to deal with this that we can hear from some of those people who witnessed this explosion and saw the all full injuries that were meted out by the blast the blast threw me three meters back when i stood up everyone was running towards the exit panicking there was a lot of black smo

breakers are heading towards the vessels there is stuck in the ice meanwhile the prime minister vladimir putin has is monitoring the situation is promised to help the sailors he's spoken to the country's transport minister who reported on the situation with the vessel that they're stuck in the ice prime minister putin also over the phone has spoken to both captains over the trap vessels and ice breakers that a heading to release them now three vessels were stuck in the ice on thursday and after that there was the country's transport ministry has warned the sailors about the weather conditions in the area nonetheless another vessel still had it in the direction of the icy waters and was also stuck and that is why the ice breakers that were initially had things release the three stuck on thursday had to change their direction to the one stuck on monday as it was in the most dangerous situation as it was being dragged by the ice towards the coast so once so the ice breakers are over with. that last vessel they are going to head to the first three stock. stories they know just to give you an

pay more due to rising global prices and in a transit tariff increased by minutes prime minister vladimir putin has met with his brother russian counterpart. nikolaevitch to try and iron out the conflict our correspondent peter oliver joins us now. hello there peter so it seems once again all prices are in dispute between two neighboring countries has there been any headway in resolving this conflict. all these discussions are still ongoing as it stuns the belorussian prime minister because of the coach in moscow to speak to his counterpart vladimir putin to try and i in out some kind of deal over the distribution of oil from russia to bella reuss now as a stearns there's been no deliveries of oil to russia from russia i beg your pardon to valorise since the first of january now this is because of the dispute between the companies and the two nations the russian side saying that they want a forty five dollar per ton of oil increase from bella ruse now it's put that into some more easy to understand terms a ton of oil gets you seven barrels and. has already signed up had already signed up

europe now before the signing ceremony said blatter the fever president met with prime minister vladimir putin and belive me putin during that meeting talk to journalists and said they'll be able to put on a fantastic told him and. we would like to use the experience we've already gained in preparing for the store to winter olympics in twenty fourteen we've been working closely together with the international olympic committee on this and we've build up a very constructive business relationship with them i would like to ask you to point to specialists from fee for to come and work here together with us to be present from the very first day of our common interest prize you can take part in the entire process of preparing for the twenty cup. of the fee for president talks and often an awful lot about the world game is football and he's really trying to make it part of his legacy to take the world cup finals as far flung corners of the world as he possibly can here the first time will be in eastern europe and after that the world cup goes to the middle east for the first time with guitar ta

worldwide in itself it has grown to three hundred fifty participants from fifteen countries and vladimir suddenly got himself promises further advancement of this event next year but. i can guarantee you that next year will have even more stars because this year many athletes said that they do they can't make it now they will definitely come next year and we're talking here about real ale east athletes i shall not disclose their names but i can say that the total number of the gold medals they wanted their limpid games you've put together exceeds ten. despite a gruelling world championship in dubai recently the swimmers managed to put on a good show for some it was another chance to better their result for others an opportunity to close out the year on yet another high note russian olympic silver medalist nikita love and serve and alexander did i say man yeah from bill or rose won the tournaments and its prize the silver shark it was yeah i'm really tired after dubai worse when more than everyone competed in the mornings and evenings i really like this pool however this is where i became

russian prime minister vladimir putin has just said i asked the sailors to be patient for one more day as their rescue mission is on its way first icebreakers are going to tow back the vessel that is in most danger right now as it's being dragged towards the coast by the ice then in the other three will also be towed back now to give you an idea how difficult the weather conditions are right there right there at the moment the ice is about two meters thick and initially a nice break of thirteen thousand horsepower were sent down to rescue them but it's couldn't get through so a more powerful had to be sent down now three vessels were stuck in the ice of the hole at six c. on friday and another one got stuck in on monday and they have been there since then and the rescue mission began as the russian ministry of transport found out that the vessels got stuck on one side they must be a very tense time for all of those stranded on board those launch vessels that time with all their lives in any immediate danger at this point. well worth the lives of none of the crew members were in danger

are there now mr blatter was talking about the russian said he was speaking with prime minister vladimir putin as well as the heads of the russian football union and he seems to be fully confident that russia can put on a show. i'm very pleased that the russian government is playing a direct rule in oregon. i can assure you that we will work together very closely on this joint venture who will provide support but the lion's share of responsibility rests on russia i'm certain that the world cup will be held at the highest possible level and will turn into a truly magnificent event initially when he is seven years it sounds like quite a long time but then you look at the work that needs to be the russian delegation when they put across their bid to for the first two to host this tournament they really focus quite a lot on the potential that could come from having the tournament here in russia now a lot of the stadiums haven't actually been built there will be used in the in the tournament in seven years time a massive undertaking there of course what he does have some great footballing sta

the vladimir putin earlier on today was handed. a small replica of the world cup trophy. well whether russia can win it or not is something that will have to wait and see they are putting a lot of emphasis on grassroots football and making sure that they can develop their international game their status on the international stage because a couple years ago the darlings of the european championships where they were held . there winning over a lot of mutual funds and still be looking to do this to go a few stages further when they host the world cup and you know tell you that's actually been signed officially the confirmation has been signed. by step let's go to russia in a couple years time. it certainly is parties peter all of the reporting from st petersburg thank you. to other news now poland is planning to reconstruct the chain of events that led to a plane crash in russia southwest killing president lech kaczynski last april experiment is to follow up on the findings of the russian investigation that points to pilot error in the main causes of the tragedy so has so fa

vladimir putin has suggested this terror attack is nothing to do with the chechen republic so where else do you think could the blame lie. well i think according to the what's reported in the telegraph and in london these people may have been trained in pakistan and the al qaeda areas the problem that you have with the those areas is there are many groups that are there and they all have different causes that they're fighting it seems like all these people are islamised what we generally call islamist but they are they often have separate goals there are people there that are fighting indians in kashmir and there are probably chechens there that are interested in attacking russia and according to the telegraph report some people do suspect chechen or or north caucasus. origin for the for the attack because of the car borne by the woman black she may be a black widow. or her husband jailing or or killing by russian authorities so it's hard to say at this point i don't think it's conclusive what's what's happened. you know they'll maybe get to the bottom of it but i think just because thes

well now we are just learning now that prime minister vladimir putin has announced that he will provide financial help to all those who've been affected by this tragedy and indeed the russian president has been holding an emergency meeting to discuss the response to the blast and he's also delayed his trip to the world economic forum in the city of davos where he was planning to make a keynote speech well let's get details on the government's reaction to today's incident parties from barclays there in central moscow tom so tell us what did the president have to say. well first of all the latest development is with the prime minister vladimir putin he spoke to the health minister how to briefing with her and said first of all the decree will be announced announcing compensation for the victims of this bomb blast and also recommended that she go and inspect the condition of the wounded in the hospitals personally secondly president medvedev he has indeed delayed his trip planned for wednesday for the start of the davos economic summit where he was due to be a keynote speaker he has delaye

vladimir putin visiting injured survivors. he is promising to end the attacks.the school attack two years later killed 334, many of them children. even the metro was bombed to this last year when 40 people died. the airport was working normally today with flights departing and arriving. russians are asking when they will keep their promise and restore security. >> the international arrivals area was a vulnerable target packed with families, taxi drivers, and business people. israel is known for its tight security. all vehicles there go through a checkpoint. departing passengers are questioned by profile is before they check-in. non passengers are barred from the airport terminal. for the into the terminal, luggage is x-rated. washington dulles is more relaxed and some areas. more now from our correspondent has been to madrid and looking into how security is handled. >> this is the biggest airport in spain. at the entrance, there is no extra security, you can walk off the streets. this airport handles around 50 million passengers every year. this is not the place

the russian prime minister vladimir putin said the work would require billions of dollars of investmentnd the latest technology. >> this has great potential. it is in its early days. you are right about the need to develop technology centers for the arctic and the ingrate -- great environmental care. >> some of the world's biggest gas reserves are believed to be under these seas. bp says it has the know-how. russia's largest known reserves are in western siberia. today's deal focuses on the northern area where unproven estimates show there could be 5 billion tons of oil and 10 trillion cubic meters. >> the arctic is considered to be a major undeveloped oil province. bp has got a very prime position in the early stages of developing that region. if geologists are correct, then this could be the deal of the century. >> last year bp had a year to forget. the deep water horizon disaster has left it with the billions of dollars of liability, a reputation at an all-time low and doors closing in its face in america. bp its problems in russia, too. in 2008 they experienced a campaign of harassm

their investigation on islamic militants from the north caucuses region and russian prime minister vladimirin has vowed revenge for the attack. >>> and divers in florida are touting the extremely rare discovery of a roughly 200-year-old ship's bell off the coast of st. augustine. traditionally known as a diver's holy grail, archaeologists say only two bells have ever been recovered off the state's northern coast. >> and now here's an early look at how wall street will kick off the day. the dow opens at 11,977 after dipping three points yet. the s&p was up a fraction. the nasdaq inched up a point. taking a look at overseas trading this morning, in tokyo, the nikkei lost 62 points. in hong kong, the hang seng added 54. stocks made a late day come back tuesday to offset losses from a less than impressive share of ç corporate earnings. 3m slipped 3% after eeking out earnings that barely beat estimates. a multitude of recent recalls took a chunk out of johnson & johnson's bottom line. verizon missed the streets' forecast, but a health injury rise in providers gave a share its 1% boost. home pri

. >>> russian prime minister vladimir putin says that chechen separatists had nothing to do with monday's deadly suicide attack on moscow's domodedovo airport. the explosion that ripped through the arrival terminal of russia's busiest airport killed 35 people and wounded over 130 others. russian authorities suspect the attack was a suicide bombing. they are investigating links to islamic extremists from the north caucasus who have carried out previous terror attacks in moscow. >> translator: according to preliminary checks, this terrorist attack has no relation to the chechen republic. >> but prime minister putin didn't deny that other extremist groups in the north caucasus could be responsible. meanwhile, russia's president dmitry medvedev disclosed that he fired a top transport official for failing to ensure security at the airport. he said all the officials responsible need to be brought to their senses. on wednesday the russian government declared a day of mourning for the victims. the kremlin, the prime minister's office and other government offices flew russia's flag at half mast. c