"westworld," everyone's talking about this. it's so sci-fi, it's western, it's hbo, it's exciting. >> yeah, it's -- it's coming it's basically based on a a michael crichton movie in the '70s where it's a futuristic theme park like jurassic park, in which the paying visitors can go live out their fantasies, you know, nihilistic or violent or sexual, in this western town that's inhabited by robots, essentially. >> jimmy: and you don't know who's a robot and who's part of the western game. >> right, right, the robots are indistinguishable from humans, so you can kind of live out all your like -- >> jimmy: no spoilers here. i don't want to knho [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: here's james marsden arriving at the saloon in hbo's "westworld." take a look at this. >> you're new. i'll get you a discount. >> no offense, but i'd rather earn a woman's affection than pay for it. darling. the difference is our cost is fixed and posted right there on the door. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: james marsden, everybody! "we

westworld? luke hemsworth is here. let's get back to judge james. >> this defendant promised payments in parsh. judge james is about to rule. let's listen. >> jimmy: excuse me. >> guillermo: sorry. i was looking at the pictures. >> jimmy: everybody is supposed to stand when i come in. >> guillermo: oh. stand up for judge james. >> jimmy: okay. you can all sit. >> guillermo: sit down. >> jimmy: well, i'll be honest. i didn't even have to think about this case. i actually just went outside to take a little walk around. it seems pretty clear to me you paid the money whether it be get the purses. i award the plaintiff the full amount of $3239. >> guillermo: now we can go. >> jimmy: yeah. everybody can go. >> let's speak to the big winner. congratulations. >> thank you. >> who do you think you are, paris hilt snn. >> no. something close. >> and now the defendant who verdict. what do you think? was judge james just a little too parsh? >> just a little. >> what kind of purse diouf? >> a coach. cross body. >> that's pretty nic

westworld?, luke hemsworth this week in unnecessary censorship and music from gary clark jr. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you. >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. >> jimmy: i appreciate all the clapping. i needed that. i've been feeling a little bummed out today. last night the jets played the giants, and the winner of the game, winner goes to the playoffs. it's a one-game deal. i rushed over to a restaurant to watch it. it's a serious pitcher's dual. own who walks into the restaurant and sits down not just at the table next to me but his back literally touching my back. who would was? worse, matt damon. and sure enough, moments after he walked in, the giants got a hit and then a walk and then a home run and then the mets lost 3-0. just like that the season was over. thanks, matt. it's bad enough you ruin movies. now you have to ruin baseball thoughts with those affected by hurricane matthew, another matt nobody

not to give away any of the plot, the story lines am but you are playing some what of a hero in westworldthose of you that haven't seen it et why, hopefully you have all seen it, it was on last night, first episode. but it's westworld, a futuristic western theme park where paying guests can go and live out their fantasies it be nile stksz, violence, sexual, g-rated, adventure things. and the park is inhabited with ai, and they are indistinguishable from humans am you can basically go and kilt people and have sexes with prostitutes and it's not really dheeting and it's not really killing someone. >> trevor: because it happened in the park. >> i'm doing a top rate version of explaining what this show is. so i'm a newcomer to the park. and you again, they are indistinguishable, you don't know who is a real live person and who is a robot. >> trevor: how do the people figure out who they can kill or can't kill. >> you watch the show. >> trevor: oh. >> so the robot guns don't work on the humans. but the human guns work on the robots. >> trevor: okay, okay, because i didn't realize. there is a s

you can watch brand new ep todays of westworld sundays at 9 p.m james marsden, everybody.ve in a nameless town ♪in a black out ♪midnight where we used to dance♪ ♪underneath the ugly halogen lamps♪ ♪oh, it all went away so fast ♪in a black out ♪ officials are reporting, this new doritos mix is responsible for the worldwide bold outbreak. woo hoo! over you to you tom! things have gone totally around the bend. has the world gone completely bold? new doritos mix. four snacks in one. my doctor says i havey, what's skittles pox. are they contagious? i don't think so. contract the rainbow! taste the rainbow! >> trevor: that's our show for toptd. stay tuned for "@midnight" coming unnext at 11:30, now here is t is, your moment of zen. >> we feel the same way. we have for years. we finally have this god that is going to come down an help us all. >> you just referred to trump as a god. >> yeah, he is. well, like she said, jesus andyl captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> chris: it's 29 minutes until midnight, at which point we declare a winner and our memories ar

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from "westworld" over. and i used to just have like a string of lights and a karaoke machine and ben barnes who plays logan, went like, "yeah, but there's no chairs down here, it's not comfortable." and i went, "oh." andso the next time he came over, it was like decked out, with like disco balls and a proper tiki bar. so he ate his words. [ laughter ] >> seth: i don't know if he ate his words. i think he was really happy that he got you to pay for chairs. [ laughter ] >> dammit. yes, most of it was written down there. but it was great because we would lay down a melan would just get on the karaoke machine and start making up lyrics. >> seth: that's fantastic. >> so it worked out. >> seth: well, we figured out backstage that -- we had not met before but i had seen you karaoke. you were at an "snl" after party that was at a karaoke bar and you were very -- it's very not dolores the way you karaoke because you were very -- fully into it. >> yes, i think at one point justin timberlake and i were drinking beer r

you cannot watch "westworld is quote when you are getting the kids ready.quires too much attention. but you often have something in the background, espn falls into that, morning shows, late-night tv and a lot of daytime falls into that category. the tv osnk about players, whether netflix or amazon, they are focused on replacements. if you really believe people are , then that case for ambient tv needs to be filled. we think there's an opportunity for a new generation of content companies to really do that. emily: we are going to talk a little bit more about e-commerce coming up. but i want to get back to a building story -- john stumpf stepping down from wells fargo effective immediately. shares are climbing after hours on the news. the company has chosen tim sloan to replace him and stephen sanger becoming the chairman. news reporter just got off the phone with sloan. what did he have to tell you? this is asaid decision that john made and not something that lord asked him to do. he not quit, he was not fired. that's the most significant ring. why tim think

tonight -- joel edgerton -- star of "westworld," actress evan rachel wood -- host and author ina garten. featuring the 8g band with allison ll [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlem th meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how isverybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] so lovely to hear. hat case, let's get to the ne. firslady michelle obama campaigned with hillary clinton today. hillar are you sure that's a good idea? that's like simon trying to get garfunkle elected because when think, "i can't wait to vote for hillary." when you stand next to michelle, they think, "you're blocking our view of michelle." [ laughter and applause ] that's right. [ applause ] michelle obama joined hillary clinton on the campaign trail today. said michelle, "fine, i'll go, but i'm not wearing the necklace." [ laughter and applause ] russian esident vladimir putin praised donald trump today and job of energizing american voters tired of the elites. what's more amazing is he said at a trump rally. [ laughtere ] and appla putin dismissed the

means at&t could soon own the rights to some of your favorite shows, like "game of thrones" and "westworld" and will own some of the most successful tv content in history. warner responsible for blockbusters like "the harry potter series" will be under the new corporate umbrella as well. >>> the office that prosecutes virginia offenders is being punished itself. a federal judge sanctioned the attorney general's office. it's been fined for naming the wrong correction's officer in an inmate assault case. firm for time spent on the case. >>> a domino's pizza truck bursts into flames. >>> and a former stanford college student gets a life sentence after sexually assaulting a college woman: barbara comstock is too right-wing to represent me. man: or me. woman: or me. woman: barbara comstock would overturn roe vs. wade. barbara comstock: i think roe vs. wade should be overturned. woman: barbara comstock voted to defund planned parenthood... is against marriage equality. man: she even voted to let federal contractors discriminate against gay employees... man: twice. woman: barbara comstock. too ri

westworld?, luke hemsworth this week in unnecessary censorship and music from gary clark jr. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you. >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming.

her restraint caused some to compare her to the robot that didn't flinch on westworld. but the fly made only a brief cameo, the sniffs were non stop pests. (nat sound)critics called the sniff a tell...."the bigger the sniff, the bigger the lie."(donald trump/(r) presidential nominee) "i apologize for those words microphone picked up his breathing.(jeanne moos/cnn national correspondent)"most experts think (sniff) the sniff is a nervous tic (sniff) brought on by stress."but a biomechanics coach blames it on the donald's posture interfering with his ribcage, requiring him to sniff to get more oxygen to his brain. (nat sound)this undecided voter's sweater was nothing to sniff at.(ken bone/debate undecided voter)"to meet our energy needs."somehow smitten with ken bone's mustache and his "not all heroes wear capes. some wear snazzy red sweaters." izod tried to cash in, promoting the sweater selling for 48-99 at kohls. and ken bone explained how he originally was wearing an olive suit to the debate.(ken bone/debate undecided voter) voter)"i split the seat of my pants all the

he's on "westworld," the new hbo show. harvey: that's a huge show! >> the show is acting out a fantasy. so we ask him, if you coul go into any world, what would you pick? >> some kind of world to insert myself into. harvey: i totally want to be a founding father. >> you would be the jew founding father. not a good place for you. >> i don't think being jew would be your biggest problem. [laughter] announcer: coming up on "tmz" paris -- the history of camembert. first, from the kardashian kase files, we present the [speaking

westworld?, luke hemsworth this week in unnecessary censorship and music from gary clark jr. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you. >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ]

it's "jimmy kimmel l" tonight, martin lawrence from "westworld", luke hemsworth this week in unnecessaryship and music from gary clark jr. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you. >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and