you can use your woice? my voice. your woice. my voice. "vuh," voice. his voice. your woice? look.ch sci-fi. [ female announcer ] the x1 entertainment operating system, only from xfinity. (cheers and applause) >> jon: millions of years ago... (laughter) -- the dinosaurs became extinct , 6,000 years ago. luckily, we humans are smarter. not smart enough to stop it, just smart enough to know about it in advance. it's the subject of our new segment. human extinction watch: you take it from here apes. (laughter) so what will erase us from the planet? our first candidate, pestilence. >> the deadly mers virus that causes respiratory and kidney problems is spreading worldwide. >> mers or middle eastern respiratory syndrome is a new, imported disease at started with camels overseas! (laughter) >> first you convince our kids that cigarettes are cool, and now this? (laughter) so on a scale of zero to "we're all gonna die", just how contagious is this mers thing? >> we've been talking with investigators here at the cdc. they underline that this has spread through extended contact. >> jon: exte

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you can use your woice? my voice. your woice. my voice. "vuh," voice. his voice. your woice? look. watch sci-fi. [ female announcer ] the x1 entertainment operating system, only from xfinity. >> jon: childish words, popping up on buildings and signs all over. police say there's nothing funny about this. >> you can see behind me the discolored bricks, that graffiti has already been cle (cheers and applause) >> stephen: tonight, health care for our armed forces. does obama remember to do scheduled maintenance on our drones? ( laughter ) then are some questions better left unanswered? and my guest, the honorable ray mabus is the united states secretary of navy. i will ask him-- ( cheers and applause ) ( laughter ) the restaurant industry says fast food workers could soon be replaced by robots. unfortunately, even robots can't live on minimum wage. this is the "colbert report." captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome to the respect, everybody. thank you so much. stephen! stephen! stephen stephen! stephen! stephen stephen! >> thank you, ladies

you can use your woice? my voice. your woice. my voice. "vuh," voice. his voice. your woice? look. watch sci-fi. [ female announcer ] the x1 entertainment operating system, only from xfinity. >> may 22, 2014. from comedy central's worldview headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) ♪ >> jon: hey, welcome to "the daily show"! i'm jon stewart! my guest tonight, drew barrymore. but we begin with the department of veterans affairs and the seemingly unending problems with providing timely medical care with some hospitals going so far as to actively cover up the problem. a situation best summed up thusly -- >> (bleep)! >> jon: that sounds right. by the way, no one is more upset about this than thy i don't understand of the republican senate. >> the v.a. issue is an embarrassment and the president's response is an emapartment. >> he needs to treat these stories at least as seriously as the obamacare web site fiasco. >> jon: oh, takes the v.a., turns it into obam obamacare! yes, these republican senators have always stood up for our veterans

you can use your woice? my voice. your woice. my voice. "vuh," voice. his voice. your woice? look. sci-fi. [ female announcer ] the x1 entertainment operating system, only from xfinity. [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome back. you know, environmental pollution is really not a problem when it doesn't effect you but what happens if it does? jordan klepper has the terrifying answer. >> press tien chemical valley west virginia is the heart of american coal industry and probusiness anti-regulation conserve actives have long fought to keep thought way. one conserve active strangely has broken ranks republican delegate cindy fritch. >> we need reasonable regulations on every industry. >> you are a republican looking to regulate this industry? >> yes. >> there must be something in the water. >> there was hopefully not anymore. >> 200,000 people are scrambling to find water to drink after a massive chemical spill. >> the cause of predicable an aging infrastructure coupled with lax regulations but the effect was shocking. >> i drank the water and it tasted funny. >> so you ingested a chem

you can use your woice? my voice. your woice. my voice. "vuh," voice. his voice. your woice? look. watch sci-fi. [ female announcer ] the x1 entertainment operating system, only from xfinity. >> hey, welcome back, everybody, thank you so much. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: folks, thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen. ladies an gentlemen, i don't know if you watch television. they got some good stuff on there. you should check it out. this weekend the tube was loaded with people rehashing the racist comments of l.a. clippers owner and man who eats only one side of the black and white cookie donald sterling. now as i said last week, sterling's comments are reprehensible. no one condemns them more than i do. and yes, it is a contest. (laughter) but the man was fined $2.5 million and suspended for life. the story is over. let's move along. because i believe racism goes away naturally if you stop talking about it. (laughter) just like stds. so i was especially hurt this past sunday to see the tallest friend of this show kareem abdul-jabbar on this week with george stephanopoulos

your woice. my voice. "vuh," voice. his voice. your woice? look. watch sci-fi. [ female announcer ] the x1 entertainment operating system, only from xfinity. captioning sponsored by comedy central [applause] >> jon: welcome to the daily show. i'm jon stewart. on the program tonight we have put together for your enjoyment our guest tonight the great blondie. [crowd cheering] we don't usually have somebody that good. these people are very lucky. let me tell you something, though, it's been a hard time for the news media lately. you got the absence of any new missing malaysian planes. [laughter] cnn is so desperate they actually covered some guy who said he found the santa maria. [laughter] of the nina, the pinta and santa maria fame. cnn is going to go back and look for lost increasingly older forms of transportation. [laughter] up next archeologists discovered a kind of cave car. martin savage is in a cave simulator right now. it's been terrible time for the news media. it all seem so hopeless. and then a miracle. caught on tape the video tape every

you can use your woice? my voice. your woice. my voice. "vuh," voice. his voice. your woice? look.atch sci-fi. [ female announcer ] the x1 entertainment operating system, only from xfinity. >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. if you watch the show and i hope you do you will know it is no secret that i am an enormous fan of fox business t is the first place i turn for financial news when it is left on at my dentist. and there is no one i love more on the fbizzle than stu varney. so it hurts to see stu and fox business tanking in the ratings, averaging just 54,000 daytime viewers, to put that in perspective, if you laid 54,000 people end-to-end they would still rather do that then watch fox news. stu is keeping a stiff upper face. he knows that there is a better measure than ratings to find out if people watch your show. >> okay. so i'm walking the streets of new york yesterday, actually i was trying to figure out how the bus system worked. but that's not a story, actually. i'm walking along and a young man coming towards me looks at me very closely. he is not dressed like a banker.

you can use your woice? my voice. your woice. my voice. "vuh," voice. his voice. your woice? look.emale announcer ] the x1 entertainment operating system, only from xfinity. >> stephen: welcome back, everybody, my guest tonight won a pulitzer prize for his reporting on the nsa but it's our data they stole. where is our pulitzer. please welcome glenn greenwald. (applause) i have been waiting for this for a long time. >> good, good. >> stephen: i got my knives out for you, my man. >> ready. >> stephen: welcome to the lion's den. all right, let's explain to people who love america who you are. author of three best selling book, you've written forth "new york times", l.a. times and the guardian where you are reporting on the nsa scandal and the ed snowden leak. just won the pulitzer prize for public service. (applause) and a post award for national security reporting. your new book is called no place to hide, edward snowden, the nsa and the-- surveillance state, are you looking for a place to hide? >> i'm in the. >> stephen: really? >> but if i were, there would be no one in this surve

you can use your woice? my voice. your woice. my voice. "vuh," voice. his voice. your woice? look. watch sci-fi. [ female announcer ] the x1 entertainment operating system, only from xfinity. >> there's no african-american -- never mind -- i'm sorry -- you know, i -- they all want the play golf with me. captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen. >> stephen: welcome to the report. thank you for joining us, ladies and gentlemen. ( cheers and applause ) folks-- ladies and gentlemen, if you watch this show-- and i hope you do-- you know that i am america's most prominent catholic. my faith is so strong, doctors have actually called it a messiah complex. ( laughter ) not too shabby. but i'm also america's foremost capitalist. i love the invisible hand of the market so much i let it get to third base, which is why i had problems with pope francis when he called capitalism a new tyranny caused by the idolatry o

you can use your woice? my voice. your woice. my voice. "vuh," voice. his voice. your woice? look.ci-fi. [ female announcer ] the x1 entertainment operating system, only from xfinity. [crowd cheering] everyone wants to live longer. i guess the idea is to go long enough. so let's see what great ideas the scientists have come up with. >> scientists from universities may have found a way to reverse aging. >> they're call this vampire therapy. vampire therapy, i like my science trendy. do i finally get to drink the blood legally. it's harvard and sanford are in on it it's got to be pretty sophisticated. >> they actually sew together an older mouse with a younger mouse so that they share blood. guess what ended up happening. >> what ended up happening. i'm going to guess everyone started puking their guts out from sewing mice together. >> the older longer had a better memory as they could see when it ran it through mazes. >> get this [bleep] off my back. okay. besides rodent needle point what else does science have. >> science at the scripts research institutes in san diego california c

your woice? look. watch sci-fi. [ female announcer ] the x1 entertainment operating system, only from xfinity. >> jon: that's our show, here it is, your moment of zen. >> buying those evil spirits behind with the bloods of jess u the name of jesus, the power of-- the holy spirit. take superiority and roll in with your tanks. captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> stephen: tonight two college graduates have too much debt or are philosopher jobs not paying what they used to? then is science degrees bias against women, we already invented blarb last mascara, what more do they want and my guest senator elizabeth warren is the left's latest darling. sorry glut enallergies, your 15 minutes are up. a man in tennessee was arrested for attempting to have sex with an atm. even worse he had to pay a penalty for early withdrawal. this is the colbert report captioning sponsored by comedy central welcome to the report, thank you, ladies and gentlemen, come o

your woice. my voice. "vuh," voice. his voice. your woice? look. watch sci-fi. [ female announcer ] the x1 entertainment operating system, only from xfinity. [ female announcer ] the x1 entertainment operating system, >> may 21, 2014. from comedy central's world view headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) ♪ >> jon: welcome to "the daily show"! i'm jon stewart. my guest tonight is former treasury secretary tim geithner, author of "stress test." i can't wait to find out what it's about. (laughter) quick off the top, an apology. last night, i went on a bit of a tear against phillies manager ryne sandberg and his home city of philadelphia. and i may have overstepped. sometimes you hurt those you don't intend to. in this case, the philly phanatic. obviously there's no need to rehash who called who "a (bleep) up jim henson reject looking piece of (bleep)." or words exactly to that effect. the point is, it was said. most likely by the one of us who doesn't have a blow tickler in place of a functioning la

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you can use your woice? my voice. your woice. my voice. "vuh," voice. his voice. your woice? look.ch sci-fi. [ female announcer ] the x1 entertainment operating system, only from xfinity. >> welcome back, everybody thank you so much. nation, i have some bad news, we are on the brink of an epidemic it if you are's not watching this show right now it is probably because you're already dead. a dangerous new infectious disease is spreading across america, it's called mers and it's already infectioned our tv news. >> the mers virus that broke out in the middle east has now for the first time spread from one person to another in the united states. apparently through a handshake. >> the symptoms include fever, cough and shortness of breath. >> a creeping, contagious and potentially deadly respiratory virus has reached the u.s. it stands for middle east respiratory syndrome it started in the saudi peninsula but has now spread around the globe. >> that's right, middle east respiratory syndrome has infiltrated american lungs. it's microsharia. (laughter) our cells could be the sleeper cells.

you can use your woice? my voice. your woice. my voice. "vuh," voice. his voice. your woice? look. sci-fi. [ female announcer ] the x1 entertainment operating system, only from xfinity. su >>> top stories of al jazeera in lin i can't gunmen have stomped the congress building. in the south of tripoli suggest there has been clashes elsewhere. 44 people in the worst flooding in a century. bosn and croatia. he evacuating citizens. that will follows days of violence which has left two people dead. the largest offensive in years from yemen, but the country is struggling to pay for the operation. a foreign minister is calling on western governments to help. habara spoke to him in the capitol and sent this report. >>> yemen's sanaa provinces are battle grounds. a large military operation against al-qaeda is underway. the army is making gains. it has recaptured some areas where these fighters established a state of their own with a leader, a judiciary and an army. yemen's foreign minister said his government will not let al-qaeda destabilize the nation's political transition. >> al-qaeda ha

you can use your woice? my voice. your woice. my voice. "vuh," voice. his voice. your woice? look. watch sci-fi. [ female announcer ] the x1 entertainment operating system, only from xfinity. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome back! my guest tonight, about to be angry man. welcome matthew weiner! (cheers and applause) hey! nice to see you! >> nice to be here. >.>> stephen: i'm excited you're here. i'm a little sad on what we're talking about because we're thinking about the end of "madmen" here. the first half of the seventh and final season ends may 25, and the second half of the final season is next year. >> yes. >> stephen: what's occasionally known in tv as "next season." >> yes. >> stephen: okay, so was it your idea or the network's to split the season in half and -- milk it? (laughter) does don work on a dairy farm? why break it in half? >> they did this with "breaking bad." they split the last two seasons for an organic reason which is because they couldn't make the schedule, so had eight one year and then the next year and the show built in a huge way. >> stephen: it

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you can use your woice? my voice. your woice. my voice. "vuh," voice. his voice. your woice? look.atch sci-fi. [ female announcer ] the x1 entertainment operating system, only from xfinity. >>> good to have you with us. these are the top stories on al jazeera. china said it stopped all bilateral programs with vietnam. the move followed days of riots in which two people had been killed. china evacuated 3,000 citizens from vietnam by air and sea. the balkans experienced the worst flooding in more than a century. at least 25 have been killed, and tens of thousands left their homes. rivers burst their banks across serb and herzegovina. north korea offered a rare apology to people who lost relatives after an apartment building collapsed. state media offered no further details. 93 families from living in the building. >>> an opposition leader was detained and arrested for violence in darfur. there are forwards his arrest will increase political tensions. now, the husband of a pregnant sued niece women sentenced to death for aposta sis said he will appeal the ruling. she was convicted for

your woice? look. watch sci-fi. [ female announcer ] the x1 entertainment operating system, only from xfinity. (cheers and applause) >> jon: what if we recollaterallized the banks and -- and -- and -- uh, that's our show. here it is, your moment is in. >> i like full-figured -- i'm a latino man. >> there you go, you like some latin, you like the ♪ (cheers and applause) come on, ladies and gentlemen. whooo! welcome to the report, everybody. good to have you with us. i thank you. i thank you all. >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> thank you, ladies and gentlemen. oh my gosh! (cheers and applause) i got to tell you, folks, i got to tell you, folks, with that kind of reception, with that kind of energy w that kind of love i can do this twice a night! nation, as you know i'm a political junkie and tonight i'm riding high because i have been snorting pure, uncut bunting. you see in his primary season which thanks to global warming will soon be our last remaining seasonment and yester

you can use your woice? my voice. your woice. my voice. "vuh," voice. his voice. your woice? look.atch sci-fi. [ female announcer ] the x1 entertainment operating system, only from xfinity. >>> welcome back. a reminder of the top stories on al jazeera. >>> the presidential election has begun in ukraine, despite fighting in the east where pro-russian separatists promised to stop people voting. anti-coup protesters in thailand are defying a warning by the army to stay off the streets. soldiers have been fighting with demonstrators they tried to arrest. newspaper editors have been summoned for talks with military leaders. >>> the united nations security council says it is outraged by the al-shabab suicide bomb and gun attack on the somali parliament. at least 10 were killed in mogadishu on saturday. >>> let's take you to manger square in bethlehem where pope francis is celebrating mass with thousands of pilgrims, at the spot where it's thought jesus was born. as you can see thousands attended mass. this is his first visit to the middle east, the fourth pontiff to do so. he is arriving

you can use your woice? my voice. your woice. my voice. "vuh," voice. his voice. your woice? look.ch sci-fi. [ female announcer ] the x1 entertainment operating system, only from xfinity. [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome back. [cheers and applause] now with the 2014 primaried why under way republican candidates are each fighting to appeal to their base. how can concertive voters tell who is the real mr. right? jordan klepper reports. >> as we head toward the 2014 mid-term elections republicans are terrified of being primary from the right. but south carolina senator lindsey graham isn't going to have that problem. accordingaccording to supporterd former congressman bob. >> he is the most conservative person in the south carolina senate race. >> and with endorsements from the chamber of commerce, national right to life and the mining association no one would dare take on this conservative ideologue. >> i believe i'm the true conservative in this race. >> seriously. >> lindsey graham is not a true conservative. >> that is his candidate bill connor. what makes him think he can ta

you can use your woice? my voice. your woice. my voice. "vuh," voice. his voice. your woice? look.atch sci-fi. [ female announcer ] the x1 entertainment operating system, only from xfinity. ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. my guest tonight is a show business legend. i'll make her apologize for how much i crieded at the end of "beaches." please welcome bette midler. ( cheers and applause ). miss midler, thank you so much for coming. what a pleasure to have you on here. >> thank you so much. thank you for having me. >> stephen: singer, actress-- >> comic. >> stephen: comedienne-- whatever you want to describe yourself. >> small, very thin, elderly, but i look fabulous. what can i say? ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: you do. you've won-- you've won three grammies, four goldep globes, three emmys and a tony. and you're here with an interesting project. it's a re-issue of a book that you originally wrote and put out in 1980 called "a view from a broad." >> uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. that's right. >> stephen: why-- why re-issue a book from almost 35 years a

you can use your woice? my voice. your woice. my voice. "vuh," voice. his voice. your woice? look.atch sci-fi. [ female announcer ] the x1 entertainment operating system, only from xfinity. ( cheers and applause ). >> jon: welcome back. so, when we last left we were talking about the apple muffin. ( laughter ) a week after the n.b.a. said it would try to force l.a. clippers owner donald steriling to sell his team, the franchise has no shortage of wellie suitors. >> oprah winfrey says she's interested in buying the clippers, part nerg with david geffen and larry ellison. >> sean p. diddy combs. >> matt davis. >> magic johnson confirming he's a potential buyer as well. >> jon: wow, that is an eclectic group of investors. or the weirdest award show lineup ever. it seems like every wealthy dilatant in america wants to buy the los angeles clippers. >> aren't you forgetting someone, jon? ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: millionaire john hodgman. >> i think i'd like to take the l.a. clippers for a spin. ( laughter ) thank you. thank you. >> jon: come and sit down. >> okay. >> jon: are you

you can use your woice? my voice. your woice. my voice. "vuh," voice. his voice. your woice? look.atch sci-fi. [ female announcer ] the x1 entertainment operating system, only from xfinity. >>> welcome back. a reminder of the top stories in al jazeera. pro-russian separatists claim victory after a referendum on autonomy. they say the overwhelming majority voted in favour. the final results were expected in a few hours time. >>> anti-government protesters in thailand moved their rally to a new area of bangkok, and they are moving to the vacated government building. they are vowing to bring down the government. >>> a drone strike has killed two suspected fighters. it's the first time government forces used drones in their current have beenive in al qaeda. >>> the united nations security council is to discuss a report which could narrow the hunt. stefanie dekker reports. >>> this is a rare glimpse of joseph kony, often called africa's most wanted man. he's the leader of the lords resistance army, the l.r.a., and led an elusive ghostly existence in the jungle for years. he's been indic

you can use your woice? my voice. your woice. my voice. "vuh," voice. his voice. your woice? look.ci-fi. [ female announcer ] the x1 entertainment operating system, only from xfinity. [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome back. now -- [cheers and applause] before the break we were discussing the latest in american nonracism. now we're joined by senior black correspondent larry wilmore. welcome to the show. yes! >> oh, man, holy (bleep) jon. what a week to be black correspondent. i got on a plane to talk about cliven bundy and then sterling was blowing up. we have liberal cowboy racists and sports racists and dudes bragging about their black friends mwah. >> jon: it's a rich tapestry. i'm glad you are enjoying yourself. why is the conversation so explosive? why is the race conversation to fraught right now? >> well, jon, are notes are made for -- minorities are made for the obvious reason, stop and frisk, voter suppression, unfair sentencing laws, trayvon martin, stealing our music. >> jon: sure. >> diabetes. >> jon: i got it, non-whites nos are mad but what about white people, larr

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you can use your woice? my voice. your woice. my voice. "vuh," voice. his voice. your woice? look.ch sci-fi. [ female announcer ] the x1 entertainment operating system, only from xfinity. >>> this is getting scary. the department of homeland security disclosing a public utility company was recently compromised by hackers, saying, quote, a sophisticated actor gained unauthorized access to the control system, and add that to the military-style attack on the substation in california last year. the growing threat to the power grid is a direct threat to our economy? >> tracy, i think it's the single biggest threat to our economy. if i was a terrorists, this is the area i would attack. that plan the in california that was attacked by terrorists with ak-47s, that took four weeks to repair. think about that on a big scale. just remember back, i know you all, the new york panel went through hurricane sandy, and we went through something a few years ago, and think about when you lost power for a few days. your life was hell. think about if the whole east power grid went out, the economy woul

you can use your woice? my voice. your woice. my voice. "vuh," voice. his voice. your woice? look. watch sci-fi. [ female announcer ] the x1 entertainment operating system, only from xfinity. >>> ferocious wildfires engulfing homes and businesses in southern california. early estimates of damage in the tens of millions of dollars. sadly, this is not the first time we have seen this. is the only way to avoid seeing it again to keep folks from movi in these hot spots in the first place? tracy? >> you know, it's unfortunate because our country is so beautiful and we want to be able to live in all parts of it, in the hills and on the water, but natural disasters keep happening and we keep paying for them. i think it's really silly we keep rebuilding in places that keep getting hurt, and again, insurance premiums, we have been talking about this, they just keep going up because of what is happening. i think there is a conversation to be had here about whether or not it's mart to rebuild in these places. >> should you pay more for the privilege of living in the high risk areas? >> yeah,

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you can use your woice? my voice. your woice. my voice. "vuh," voice. his voice. your woice? look.atch sci-fi. [ female announcer ] the x1 entertainment operating system, only from xfinity. >> welcome back, everybody, my guest tonight say renowned journalist who has a new collection of new yorker pieces from the 1940s. previously only available in the waiting room of a 90-year-old dentist. please welcome david remnick. (cheers and applause) thanks so much for coming on. i have to get rid of these new yorkers, they stack up after a while. thanks for coming on, we have met before, i have never had you down for an interview. nice to finally have you here. >> great to be here. >> stephen: editor of "the new yorker" since 1998 also a pulitzer prize winning author of lenins tomb, have win over a hundred articles for your own magazine, you must know somebody. and you're the author-- not the author, you're here with a new book called the 40s. the story of a decade. and these are-- some of the best articles. >> it was a time when "the new yorker" grew up with the country, the magazine was a

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you can use your woice? my voice. your woice. my voice. "vuh," voice. his voice. your woice? look.ch sci-fi. [ female announcer ] the x1 entertainment operating system, only from xfinity. >> jon: hey, welcome back to the show! last week, india elected a new prime minister, narendra modi. tonight, jason jones files his final report from india, examining this new leader. ♪ >> in a crushing defeat to its incumbent party, india has chosen a new leader, but there's only one question the american media has about the new prime minister, narendra modi. >> what if anything does the u.s. have to fear from this man? >> a conservative, hindu nationalist. >> an ugly past. the authoritarian mode. you wouldn't want to make an enemy of this man. >> according to us, india just elected this guy -- (screaming) but even indian journalists still have unanswered questions. >> i would like to ask narendra modi why hasn't he held himself truly accountable. i would like to believe that if 1,000 people die under your watch when you're chief minister either you're incompetent, complicit or both. >> what he w

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you can use your woice? my voice. your woice. my voice. "vuh," voice. his voice. your woice? look. entertainment operating system, only from xfinity. >> there's no african-american -- never mind -- i'm sorry -- you know, i -- they all want the play golf with me. captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org - welcome back. we're here talking with all-star shooting guard charlie sanders about his amazing career. now charlie, you grew up in a tough neighborhood, didn't you? - that's right. drugs, violence. my whole life, i had to deal with adversity. - and that continued when you went on to the pros? - that's right. you know, fines, injuries, everything. no matter how big a star i am, i'm always gonna be dealing with adversity. - adversity johnson, what's your take on this? - i don't know, girl. i just like [bleep] with him. just like, eh. - ah! come on, adversity. - deal with me, dog! [laughs] [loud slap] - [groans] - [laughs maniacally] i said, "deal with me!" - always. wherever we go, it's-- come on, no, don't. don't drink my water.

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you can use your woice? my voice. your woice. my voice. "vuh," voice. his voice. your woice? look.atch sci-fi. [ female announcer ] the x1 entertainment operating system, only from xfinity. >> welcome back to al jazeera america. i'm michael yves. here are today's headlines at this hour. boko haram releasing video of what they're claiming are the kidnapped girls from nigeria. they say they'll release them but only for exchange for prisoners. >>> today a leader of the donestk separatist say that it is separate. >>> nearly a dozen tornadoes rip through the heardland this weekend destroying businesses and homes, but that's not the only concern. some states are dealing with snow storms while other states deal with wildfires. dave warren, things like this are becoming severe in places. >> yes, and again today the storm is moving slowly. there is only one storm that is causing all that snow. to the west you have the cold air, that's where the snow is, and now there are fronts with this storm. the warm air is pushing up from the south. a lot of moisture with this. there is the warm front t