. >> reporter: however it goes, it's a safe bet it won't have a script from woody allen. >> my fathers jesus christ and that is despifrt foremost, the most important thing in my life. >> reporter: in the past, tebow has said he's saving himself for marriage, it's doubtful his new york story will be much about -- but you know what, tim tebow wasn't born yesterday. he's been in the nfl for two years, leading his team to the playoffs, and he knows the whit pers out there, and he still says. >> i'm having fun with it. >> reporter: he looks comfortable cruising around town in this video. still the word is some would like to see him settle not no new york, but in new jersey where the jets actually play, even with the real housewives. but there would be something truly profound about setting tim tebow's new york story in new jersey. it's not just that he's see the situation. >> this is the situation right here. >> reporter: nope, more than anything he is the sopranos of all athletes. not because of mob ties and whackings, but controversy. he's a living, breathes sopranos finale. discussed an

. >> woody allen. >> oh, dreamy.dy allen is known for doing movies like manhattan where he celebrates a place like manhattan. same thing for midnight in paris. this is like a love letter to paris. >> where do you get to stay? >> you'll be well located and welcome to do everything you want to do. $245 a night. >> okay. coming up, what you should do to get a better night's rest. before heading thome a party we've got some smart snacking ideas. ooh everybody loves to snack. a? pretty sure... sfx: truth phone rings hello? pretty sure? consider this yor wake-up call. everybody has a price guarantee. but only sears guarantees the best price on all top 10 brands, because only sears carries them all. with experts who know them all. it's called the top 10 advantage. boom! what was that? me dropping some knowledge on you. thinking about buying appliances somewhere else? think again. sears. [ female announcer ] weak, damaged hair needs new aveeno nourish+ strengthen. active naturals wheat formulas restore strength for up to 90%

thought that was great too. >> i loved it. >> jimmy: is woody -- how -- 'cause i did one -- i did a woody allen just wanted him to direct me, you know. so i go, "woody, is there anything i can do differently?" you know? and he goes, "just don't sweat." >> did he say that? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, 'cause i was sweating. i was very sweaty and nervous. he told me not to sweat. i go all right, cool. >> i think he was, i'm like how do you control a thing like that? >> jimmy: i don't know. but i tried not to -- i sweat more. after he said that made me nervous. i go, "well maybe that's not my character." but it was very funny. >> well, in that case, woody, do you mind if i use the sink? are you going to be using it? >> jimmy: no, no, no use the sink. oh yeah, don't do that in the sink, no. >> he doesn't talk much. >> jimmy: he doesn't talk much at all. 'cause i remember i saw him the next day on the street and i was just getting a slice of pizza, and i go, "that's woody." so, i go over and i go, "hey, woody, how are you doing, buddy?" and he acted like he never met me. [ laughter ] i was like, "oh

he thought of george constanza and woody allen. he thought of philip and alexander's father yelling and screaming telling his son he was the son of the family shames. you don't be deserved to be called a view. you, alexander are being embarrassed by the surface of the mirror. you don't deserve to be a mexican. nor the fact that mexicans are the hardest working people and came here to work and give their children a better future. there is no mexican who tried to justify with arguments like a fantasy to celebrate cinco de mayo. you, my friend are the self hating [inaudible] of all mexicans. you are nothing but a big master baeter. foolish man who hides from the rest of the world and sees his shame in order to dream a man can exist without a pas port or green card and labels him as what he is. remember the ones who tried to pass as something else? remember the [inaudible] of life. the [inaudible] of the nation of the [inaudible]. remember the guy from tijuana you met years ago and is proclaimed he was italian because he would and peop

. >> woody allen wrote jobs for local newspapers and comedians. you wrote for comex. does that still happen? >> that is a good question. >> leno, letterman -- they all have staffs. but if you're talking about starting up, most comics writer their own stuff. but they buddy up. that is what larry did with jerry. >> can you teach somebody to be funny, to write comedy? do you have it or do you not? what about being funny? >> no. [laughter] >> either you have it or you do not. >> you do not. [laughter] >> no, i do not believe you can teach people to be funny. i think people can hone it and get better. but i do not think anybody who has no sense of humor is going to get one. do you? >> this is so exciting. the youngest member of our studio audience has submitted to the microphone. i have to say one thing. please keep your questions short and to the point. >> what point? comments

woody allen's midnight in paris scored for best fantasy film and best writing.he film festival kicks off with a little comedy this year. >> you have pick add date yet? >> not yet but within the year. >> the downtown manhattan festival will open with a five- year engagement on april 15 15. >> here's the guest list. >> reporter: that's your eye on entertainment. i'm edward lawrence for cbs news, los angeles. >>> good morning. you're watching 9news now at

he said, well, he used to write for woody allen. he used to produce monty python specials. oh, and he hates mimes. lorne hates mimes. the bulls up a chair and give him this poem with 1100 jokes in it. he opens it. he reads the first joke. egos, u -- he goes, uh-huh, good. then he closes the book. i wrote 1100 jobs over two days, and he reads one joke. i wrote a jokes and the post office was about to issue a stamp commemorating prostitution in the united states. 10 cents, but if you want to lick it, it is a quarter. [laughter] he said, good. good. he said, tell me, how much money do you need to live on? i said, well, i am making $2.75 an hour at the deli. match it. [laughter] he said, well, tell me a little bit more about yourself. acted it to mean before he committed this kind of cash, he wanted to see what he was buying. i said, with the allen is my idol. i love monty python. but if there is one mime on the show, i am out of here, and he gave me a job. [laughter] that was my great. ultimately, hear i am, having written a novel with my childhood hero dave barry. [applause]

the artists and woody allen's midnight in paris will battle it out to best picture at next month's comedy awards. the nomination for best film are "the artist ," "crazy stupid love ,," "bridesmaids ." elizabeth olson, the younger sister of mary kate and ashley stars in a new horror movie. the 23-year-old plays sarah, a woman held hostage inside her family's haunted vacation home after her father is hurt. >> i always like it when a woman takes control of things and i kind of like it when they fight back. >> reporter: "silent house" opens friday. connie smith, keyboardist and superstar garth brooks will join the country music hall of fame later this year. brooks whose hits include "no fences" has sold more than 128 million albums worldwide. and that's your eye on entertainment. cbs news, los angeles. >>> good morning. you are watching 9news now at 5:00 a.m. i'm jessica doyle in for andrea roane. >> she is. i can swear to that i'm mike hydeck. good morning. monika santami is here and will have traffic momentarily. howard bernstein. how are we doing? >> spring-like today. >> have another mug.

i was at the table next to where woody allen psat and a guy stood up and he had on it jimmy carter mask. i looked closer. it was jimmy carter. [laughter] being of big publisher from doubleday doing his biography but that is how i met carter. i used to play tennis with the first george bush and i knew young george when he worked here in the early '70s. but i thought reagan, he came out of nowhere. a little toward midwestern town, so poor he did not even know he was poor until he got to college. his father was a drunkard. his mother took in laundry. they got by. the first instance of his termination the red he decided he would play high-school football playing 90 pounds. he was crushed. he continued. then he was eliminated but then the next year went again and again until finally he was the captain. not all captains don't windup being president but it tells you about his personality and his drive. he gets to a tiny college in your recut illinois. playing football, waiting tables in the sorority house in washing dishes. he got through school with pretty good grades, majoring in economics h

. >> like woody allen when he woke up and it turns out cholesterol and chocolate are good for you. >>s a good cholesterol and bad cholesterol. i have high hdl's because i exercise. i also eat a lot of nuts. according to the research -- this is not a joke. but nuts offset this risk. if i eat red meat, eat it with knots. nuts. the issue is whether it causes an increase in cancer. so is associated with charring the outside of the red meat. it creates certain carcinogens and it is a good idea. >> places with the name char in their restaurant title is always great. or charlie's char hut from charlesville. >> i like that one. >> i made it up. >> i am in. >> i should have just painted my apartment. can you tell if they died from eating too much red meat? >> no, you can't. >> you can't say stop it. >> except when we open the stomach and was there for the last meal. >> i eat a lot of jerky. >> we have people who choke on red meat because they don't chew it. >> i do that you a lot. when i am eating i never eat alone because i need somebody to save me. >> like schulz to give you a kiss of life.

. >> i read a woody allen quote thise morning in the paper. if it bends it is comedy.l within the realm of being okay it can be funny. >> tell me more about inside comedy. i love the premise of the show and the fact you have access to these greats. >> he talks about the oscars and opening for sami davis jr. brad garret talks about opening for sinatra. marty short jerry louis. >> did you enjoy making this thing together? >> i think david is the best interviewer because he puts people at ease. >> rewind there. >> for comedy. >> only because you have all of these people who do t

pretty much monty python was kind of a bible for me, woody allen movies i adored.ill murray. >> oh, bill murray. have you ever met any of these people and been star strucked? >> totally. i went to john's birthday because my friend had put him in a movie. and i just kind of sat in the corner blubbering most of the time. and then i did a movie with steve martin last summer that came and went. but it was like i had won a prize where i got to be with steve martin. >> was he as you had imagined? >> he was that and more so. he's the renaissance man. >> sure. he's so smart. >> and he's so smart but he actually listens to what you're saying which is rare when you meet really sometimes really big famous people. sometimes not. but just listened and really was very thoughtful and then, of course, was incredibly funny. >> are your kids funny? >> yes, i think. the 7-year-old, whenever i tell a joke to him he will kind of stop and goes, okay, daddy. no jokes for a week. and then he'll go back to what he's doing. >> that is very good. >> so he tells me, no jokes for an entire yea

. >> woody allen said, eternity is a long time. especially when you get towards the end.ens in this kind of thing. >> yeah. and just your -- >> well what you're seeing, and when i worked for governor rendell we had to deal with senator santorum. you're seeing vintage rick. he does get very sanctimonious and whiney and it is, why isn't it about me anymore? the thing that mitt romney has to worry about or is concerned about, advisers, how far to the right is rick santorum staying in this race and going to continue to pull him, as he's still trying to figure out what exactly his message is and what he is for, eye to the general. mitt romney has the eye to the general. washington issing through hard primaries and rick santorum is going to continue to pull him further to the right. >> and could win more than any republican loser of, are rick santorum. what will he leverage that into? >> more than a speech on the convention floor. >> come back. i have a feeling, rich, democratic strategist, and let me read this -- political analyst and -- thank you all. >> you need an acronym.

i'm at that they're in the room next to the table where woody allen that and the guy stood up and head on a jimmy carter mask. i had to look closer. it was jimmy carter. it turned out that his wife's man who was a big publisher at doubleday was doing his biography -- one of his biographies. the perfectly nice people. i knew the first george bush is to play tennis with them and made new young george back in the 60s -- early 70s when they're running for senate. but in any case, i thought right-hand, you know, this guy came out of nowhere. i mean, he came from a little poorer midwestern town and he was so poor he didn't even know he was poor until they got to college. but his father was a drunkard and his mother took him to laundry and it got by. the first instance of his determination but i detect it and all of the things that i read about him was when he decided he was going to play high school foot of the weighed 90 pounds and he was scratched and he continued and then he was 11 days from the scribe team and then he went back at it again until finally he became the captain of the tea

. >> i read a woody allen quote in the paper. that is, if it bends, it's comedy.aks, it's not. i thought this was an interesting way to put it. if it's painful, but within the realm of being okay, it can be funny. >> tell me about inside comedy. i love the premises and the access to all these great things. >> he talks about the oscars and opening for sammy davis jr. brad garrett talks about a hilarious story about opening for sinatra when she was in his 80s and brad garrett is like 21 or 22. marty short, the whole half hour. >> did you enjoy making this together? i get the great chemistry between you. >> i think he's the best interviewer because he puts people at ease. >> he turns. >> rewinds them. >> for comedy. >> only because you have all these people who do tend to be on a lot. he puts them in a comfort zone and allows them to not only be funny, but themselves. you find out a little bit more about them in a personal way. i think that's great. >> for has been a great pleasure. it's a great series. i recommend everyone to watch it. thanks. much appreciate it. in

. >> to paraphrase woody allen the dogs and the cats will lie down together, but the cats won't get much>>> that brings us to this week's high school profile. i got to admit when i saw this in the rundown, i sort of wondered where you going with this? it's a little different. >> it is. competitive dance is what we're talking about this friday. whether you believe it's a legit sport or not, it's been in existence since the '70s. hundreds of high school teams compete in. alexandria, virginia, one is about to put its name in the school's history books. wait until you see how. >> in your hearts do you belong on that stage? >> reporter: coach jennifer deflippo's bark is constant. her squad has followed those orders all the way to nationals, but a lot of teams make it. how west potomac earned a spot is the story. >> when we started the season, nationals was not even in our vocabulary. >> reporter: these are the girls and one boy who began with virtually no dancing experience and you sort of need that in a dancing competition, right? >> it's amazing to me to look back at that. it's actually kin

the answer -- woody allen. >>> welcome back to "squawk box," everyone.e,ing nor them at your peril. alec baldwins knows this. now the head of the new york port authority says it's going to be considering levying hefty fines against those who do not comply. pat foye says his goal here is to cut down on behavior that causes flight delays. and if you're looking for a growing economic segment, you may want to check out your local bars. craft brewers saw an increase in sales last year. the craft brewers had nearly 5.7% u.s. market share last year. >> we have breaking news. john mack, former chairman and ceo of morgan stanley will join kkr as a senior adviser. you're looking at me, joe, as if i'd lost my mind. >> i didn't realize that. >> a little bit of news. he has been running morgan stanley since i want to say 2005, he joined morgan in 2005. james gorman now running the firm. and now john mack looking for his next post in life and this is the next post. he will be the senior adviser at kkr looking to help them with deals and some other things. so a little

. >> woody allen is the actual man who said the quote 90% of life is showing up.t certainly is when it comes to the issue of electability and you're not on the ballot in virginia and not in nine districts in the swing state of ohio. thanks, we'll check back with you later. thank you. >> thank you, keith. >> all this of course tonight is playing out against other issues. we talked about the president's news conference before and of course we have the continuing rush limbaugh sandra fluke controversy. it is now a total of correct me if the number's changed, 33 advertisers who have bailed out, 35 -- it's up to 35. do i hear 36? 35 advertisers boiled on rush limbaugh's show. he was forced into a apology. two of his stations have cancelled, dropped in massachusetts and his affiliate in hawaii. this thing doesn't seem to be going away at any point in the near future and we're going to see if it has some impact on the republican primary, and on the entire view of the republican party and how the candidates have not responded to what is going here. to discuss it now, cong

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allen who has some fresh data for as. tell us something cool. >> if you cannot be vince lombardi, what coach would you want to be? the coach the romney campaign said is they are woody hayes. it is not pretty but he will get what he -- where he is headed. they're on a good trajectory. this is not the result would have asked santa for. romneyland is calmer. the last three nights have been like an existential threat. will he make it tonight? he knows he does not have to win. they're grateful he is not coming in third in both places. are you ready for production? >> i am already -- always ready. >> the results are close enough. when 8:00 eastern rolls around, we're not going to get a poll call right away from the ap or the network. there will hold off. this is my prediction. we will hear about alabama first. it will be in rick santorum when. we will hear about mississippi second. it will be a mitt romney win. >> we have the print edition of tomorrow's paper. can we scroll to the top? this is a story that we did about how the president had that poll today. 41% approval if true. that will be a problem. my city editor had a civil war headline on his desk that said "import