yay, yay, yay. down it comes. yeah. yeah. you know when people cross bridges, military types, going across the bridge? before they hit the bridge, the honchos going, "hop, hop, hep, hop, hut, 2, 3, 4" or "step, step, step, step--" but when they get to the bridge, they--break, stop. and then--like that. and everyone crosses the bridge out of step. why? 'cause the bridge-- what if the resonant frequency of the bridge is--hut, 2, 3, 4. you know what i'm saying? in fact, this happened in manchester, england some years ago. all the troops are following the honcho and the honchos is counting-- so he goes across-- and he's ahead and he keeps doing-- he's on the other side of that bridge yelling-- and the people are-- wipe out city. you guys know about the golden gate bridge in new york, i guess. how the golden gate bridge is-- get the same resonance. yeah, they really screwed up in this, man. talk about the disaster of the earthquakes. the golden gate--i mean, the george washington bridge, george washington. [laughter] you guys been

yay, yay, yay. down it comes. yeah. yeah. you know when people cross bridges, military types, going across the bridge? before they hit the bridge, the honchos going, "hop, hop, hep, hop, hut, 2, 3, 4" or "step, step, step, step--" but when they get to the bridge, they--break, stop. and then--like that. and everyone crosses the bridge out of step. why? 'cause the bridge-- what if the resonant frequency of the bridge is--hut, 2, 3, 4. you know what i'm saying? in fact, this happened in manchester, england some years ago. all the troops are following the honcho and the honchos is counting-- so he goes across-- and he's ahead and he keeps doing-- he's on the other side of that bridge yelling-- and the people are-- wipe out city. you guys know about the golden gate bridge in new york, i guess. how the golden gate bridge is-- get the same resonance. yeah, they really screwed up in this, man. talk about the disaster of the earthquakes. the golden gate--i mean, the george washington bridge, george washington. [laughter] you guys been

just yay? >> yay. tie" with jay-z. >> that was fun. >> jimmy: it was another home runner. [ cheers and applause ] >> that was fun. >> jimmy: and he's cool out there and he's walking out and he's got all the -- the gold chains. he just knows how to do it. >> he -- he didn't let me know he was going to wear all his gold chains, i would have worn mine. >> jimmy: yeah, you were going to -- >> so many -- >> jimmy: you have so many yellow gold chains. >> -- yellow gold chains. >> jimmy: i know. you can't count them all. >> four chains! >> jimmy: there's no such -- there's no such person as four chains. >> oh, just two chains. >> jay: two chains, yeah. >> but if a four chains came out -- he'd be in trouble. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. in trouble with the chains. >> four chains. >> jimmy: yeah, by the way, the lyrics on "suit and tie" -- >> i'm on drugs. >> jimmy: you did -- i know. from the -- i felt like you changed one of the lyrics of "suit and tie." >> did it seem that way? >> jimmy: yeah. >> i don't reme

yay, yay, yay. feel good? yeah. isn't it right, okay? any questions? what about after the sun sets, instead of red-- oh, the green flash. how many people here have seen the famous green flash? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. how many people are saying, "what are they talking about?" green flash, man. the green flash. i have never seen the green flash, okay? the green flash happens when you're looking at the sun, special conditions, you see the sun set, set, set, set, and it's really a kind of a bright reddish, yeah? and all of the sudden, boom, a flash of green and down she goes. how does that happen? i'm so eager to see the green flash. but i think it goes something like this. this whole sky here acts like a prism. you know how a prism will put the colors out into the component if white light coming in like this. and this fan out and you get the red and the green and the blue like that with all the colors in between. you'd be knowing about that? well, the whole sky acts like a prism. and light will come in like this, boom, like that, and the green will get right to

yay! yay! grade-a ground beef. meaning we dropped it on the ground. louise. are we done here, hugo?t. there's just the little matter of your handwashing certification. i don't see it prominently displayed anywhere. come on, nobody needs to be certified in handwashing. yeah! hands off my hands government! if you wish to remain open, you will attend a one day seminar exploring the 32 steps of proper hand sanitation. i'm not taking that seminar. not before you watch the introductory dvd, you're not. ugh. come on, hugo. and here's your "c" rating. which will remain in your window until you graduate. what?! hugo, you're an awful man. uh, wrong, bob. i'm a "lawful" man. (laughs) falafel man. waffle man. omelettes. am i doing it right? we should get going, hugo. who're you going to harass next, guys? well, bob, if you must know, perhaps you've heard our town is now home to a disgusting nude beach? there've been reports of vendors there serving food while n-n... naked. that's how the vendors served food in the bible. don't drag religion into this. sorry. so long, bob. get certified or that

yay. 'cause it's a half-life. what if you put it under there and it went click, click, click, click. five counts per minute. and the new stuff is 20. ooh. then how old is the ax handle, gang? 11,000. 11,000 or something. 11,460. twe that? yay. maybe twice as old as the half-life. you got it? all right. how do you determine those numbers? how do you determine those numbers? yeah. some guy was really, really patient and put some carbon in there and kept waiting, waiting, waiting. and when it got down to half way, he just sort of looked at the counter and see how many years went by. not really. i'm joking. i'm joking. but how--it turns out the radioactive decay rate and the half-life are related. if something has a very, very high rate of radiation, then its half-life is gonna be greater. and a simple computation does that. very, very-- short, short half-life, high rate. a long half-life, low rate. let's suppose i have two substances, a gram of each. and one gram goes-- [makes sounds] --like that in geiger counter. t

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so that's -- yay.s, butcher will take her acceptance letter to court and ask the judge to approve her plans. >> i've been an addict for a long time. i've been doing drugs for a long time, and it's gotten me in this place. every time i'm in this place. and i am tired of this place. i'm going to let some new girls come in here and take my spot because i'm over it. i don't want to go to prison. prison's stupid. >>> there's been some good news for mona selame as well. she had recently been accused of passing prescription drugs to another inmate but now has been cleared. >> the report was written for a major violation for the other inmate for the possession of the seroquel, and selame was not given any discipline. >> but in years past, drugs have wreaked havoc in selame's life. her first sentence was 12 years earlier for dealing drugs. >> they got a pound of methamphetamine, like two ounces of chronic at that time, and it was on sunday. it was my bad. i never worked on sunday. but here you go, money and gre

. >> michael: but in washington as we have come to learn, a yay or nay vote is anything but simple. 14ublican senators led by who he would rand paul said they will filibuster any begun bill that would come to the floor. any at all. they refuse to consider any legislation that he's heartbroken families are calling for. one senator from oklahoma said that newtown had nothing to do with gun legislation and the families were being duped by the administration. he told "huffington post" reporter jennifer bendry quote i think it's so unfair of the administration to hurt these family. to make them think it has to go to do with them when in fact, it doesn't. that's great. you stay classy, oklahoma. and he was voted stupidest senator by his colleagues last year but i digress. by while his ideas nay be out there, other senators who are threatening to filibuster are not some fringe i normally. they're not falling in line. nine g.o.p. senators have come out against the filibuster including both georgia senators, that means that harry reid should have the votes he needs for legislation. he would put

have enough respect for the american people to take a vote yay or nay so history can record where you are. don't duck the vote. take the vote. the president just called it out as a political stunt. will republicans use him to block gun reform? that's next. >>> it's time to restore the ban on military-assault weapons and a ten limit round on magazines. let's put that to a vote. [ kitt ] you know what's impressive? a talking car. but i'll tell you what impresses me. a talking train. this ge locomotive can tell you exactly where it is, what it's carrying, while using less fuel. delivering whatever the world needs, when it needs it. ♪ after all, what's the point of talking if you don't have something important to say? ♪ [ babies crying ] surprise -- your house was built on an ancient burial ground. [ ghosts moaning ] surprise -- your car needs a new transmission. [ coyote howls ] how about no more surprises? now you can get all the online trading tools you need without any surprise fees. ♪ it's not rocket science. it's just common sense. from td ameritrade. >>> will the republicans try to

yay? >> steve: yay? >> jimmy: this one is from @eban826.y doctor gave me a high five for being a virgin." [ laughter ] which is weird. this one is from @tapdanceguy. he says, "my doctor has a promotional calendar from a funeral parlor in his waiting room." >> steve: got to drum up business. >> jimmy: you've got to do it. yeah. this is from @richardedwardlou. he says, "my doctor asked me if i smoked marijuana, and i said yes, and then he asked me where to get the best pot." [ applause ] i get it from my dentist. this is the last one, it comes with a photo as well, from ethan ameren. he says, "my doctor's name is son dang, so on his prescriptions, his name reads, dang, son." there you have it, those are tonight's "late night" hashtags. to check out more of our favorites go to latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/ hashtags. we'll be right back with more "late night" everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey, guys. i want to take a moment to talk about spotify. are you guys on spotify? it's an amazing music streaming service where you can list

. >> the yays are 67, the nays are 30.he amendment is agreesed to. >> jon: we can't publish with gun owners live? what am i going to do with my new magazine "guns & addresses"? ( laughter ) look, agree or disagree with that provision, it turns out the only amendment we've within able to contradict is of in the post-newtown world is the first. >> i find it so incredibly ironic that its proponents thinks these weapons are a problem in the hands of law-abiegd citizens, but apparently see no problem with the same weapons being galorified in hollywood movies or video games, where the game is interactive, violent, and you are literally shooting at people. >> jon: that's one, video games you are not literally shooting at people. ( laughter ) what you're shooting it isaise series of 0s and 1s organized into a two-dimension stall representation of a three-dimensional-- i guess i'm not considering the real-world consequences of checking to see if someone buying a gun on the internet is a convicted felon who moderates a charlie manso

yay! captioning by captionmax www.captionmax.com from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: hey, welcome to the daily show. my name is jon stewart. we have a good show for you on this evening. very, very good show for you. my guest tonight is a young man named ricky gervais ( cheers and applause ) he's here to promote... he's here to promote i think a new line of ricky gervais black tee-shirts-we're excited to have him and creatine. before we start, this is incredible. a huge break coming out of boston. >> this is cnn's breaking news. wolf, we have information an arrest has been made in the investigation here in boston. >> the suspect was identified has now been arrested. >> i was told by a boston law enforcement source we got him. >> jon: [bleep] i can't... you know, so many people, this is so important. so many people are going to be reading this tonight. give m

. >> yay. >> that's excellent. >> sorry. >> no, don't be sorry. just the title page, we don't have commissioner murphy listed. and under call to order, it says commission vice president woo ho called the meeting to order. [laughter] >> okay.

. >> yay. i think that's the way to cap it off really. let's lose the fear. let's bring -- it's safety, risk prevention, online risk prevention, whatever you want to call is is not the goal. it's important but not the goal. it's the mean to the end and the end is full safe effective successful engagement in participatory media and culture and society. this is a participatory medium that we're talking about in a network world. we're are in this environment and network participatory environment and our students need the tools. they need social emotional learning is a key tool and technical and literacy and media is behavioral so this has just been a fantastic day. thanks to all for coming and thank you everybody. i just want to share one piece of data which i don't understand completely. maybe our friend from facebook can explain, his twitter colleagues what they do. a hash tag was created and "stop bullying sf barb and hash tag and generated 3 million personal impressions and 1.3 million followers within the last 24 hours. [applause] isn't that incredible? we

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. - yay! let's go! high five! - but there's just one problem. - (daniel and dad): what?niel chuckles.) - (daniel): bring this... - (dad): oh, let me get my camera. - (daniel and dad): ready! - ok, now we can go. - hi, trolley! (trolley dings.) we're going to the enchanted garden! - ♪ we're off to the enchanted garden ♪ ♪ to pick some strawberries ♪ won't you ride along with me? ♪ - ♪ ride along! - ♪ won't you ride along with me? ♪ (trolley dings.) - bye-bye! - goodbye, trolley! - bye, trolley! - daniel, do you remember how to get into the enchanted garden? - mm-hmm. press the three red roses... one... two... three! wow. - wow. - come on, let's go in! - photo op!

and they will say, at sundance this kid stood up and he said i'm a public defender and people said yay! and that doesn't usually happens. the reaction is getting this idea of why someone would want to do this job and young people say they want to show this to their parents and say this is what i'm doing and this is why it's important to me. >> the media person, don, why do you think so little is known about public defenders. i don't know if you know the history in california, we have had public defenders office established in 1914, the first woman attorney. she had to sue to become a lawyer in california. she became a defense attorney and spent 20 years advocating for it and it finally passed in 1920. how do public defenders contribute to their anonymity. >> i'm not surprised it was a woman. but i think that much like me, the population that is served by public defender lawyers is so invisible without a lot of political power, but you add to that, public defenders, i'm going to grossly generalized, so here i go, as a group, wrap, i think in a zelous representation, they tend to be not

- yay! grandpere! grandpere is my grandfather and your father, right? - right.res sailing. "i wanted you to see the big fish i saw. it's almost as big as daniel." - wow. - "i miss my tiger family and think you often. love, grandpere." awww, i miss grandpere. - i miss grandpere too. - but getting a letter from him makes me feel so happy because i love him. - yeah. i love grandpere. and i love you. grr. - love you too, little tiger. i know, i'm going to go put grandpere's picture on the fridge. - did you see how happy my dad was? he really liked getting that letter. - hi, honey. what's that? - a letter from grandpere. it made dad really happy. - hmm, well, dad loves getting letters from people he cares about. - hmm... mom? do you think dad would like getting a letter from me? - he would love a letter from you. ♪ making something is one way to say, "i love you" ♪ - hey! i can make dad a letter with a picture and send it to him, just like grandpere's letter. ♪ making something is one way to say, "i love you" ♪ there. i drew a heart because i love dad. will you write

yay! you were so high! you were so high! great job!hat energy. but along with that, we provide challenges for them. for instance, i would hope in an appropriate preschool you would always see a climber... and a climber having stairs, a climber having maybe a chain that they will have to problem solve and figure out how to move on that. so even though they are running off energy, they're also outside problem-solving, figuring out ways to move their bodies on different objects to promote that development. hendrick: vigorous play is the breath of life to children. our young people need to climb... crawl... run... balance... and hang from equipment. what would you do? how would you use your environment? what sorts of activities and equipment would you suggest that would help your children maximize their playtime? we have...sometimes we involve dancing in our lesson plans. we have things like the balance beam out, and that stimulates their coordination and their sense of balance. um...even going outside and running. so far, we have looked a

other people on the site can weigh in and say yay or nay and the place that gets the most votes, closest to where they are now, it is the next place they go. >> brilliant idea. >> people don't just recommend cities. they recommend locations, restaurants? did they win the lottery? >> they say is does get quite pricey. they travel as cheapry as possible, traveling in a ford s-3 pickup. >> and a trailer on the back and they have been to all kinds of places. you can see it on their blog. new orleans, tennessee. >> "right this minute" via skype we have john and laura. welcome to the show. >> hi. >> hi. >> you're in martha, texas? >> that's right. >> i get that you are the democratic travelers. have you ever used veto power and not gone to a certain place? >> we haven't not gone to a certain place. there is a couple places we went that weren't on the map. savannah, georgia, probably the biggest one. >> it is beautiful. >> you say you're from brooklyn, new york. had you been outside of new york? >> i am from texas originally. >> florida. >> i have always wanted to do a cross country road trip.

>> yay, he's gone! usa, usa, usa! >> usa, usa. >> narnia, narnia, what about middle earth?'re known for your 2 by 4. did you use any other props. >> nothing fancy with b hacksaw jim dugan. just a 2 by 4, flag and the united states of america. no fancy gowns, just a board and the flag. >> i'm kind of a feather boa guy myself. who did you beat to get that belt? >> stephanie mcmahon, of course. >> the real loser is america because it's covering your midriff. >> that's just the magic. >> magic or the terror. come on, you're covering up what god gave you. >> who's your favorite? >> brandy. >> don't get me started. >> aim for the nipples. more oil? >> what do you wrestle with in your personal life? >> madison square garden is the greatest place in the world. >> i love msg unless it's in my chinese food. >> watch pacific standard time, eastern standard time -- >> you just spit all over the mic. >> it's always vader time. >> that means he needs a mouth guard because there's saliva all up and down this piece. any catch phrases that you workshoped and decided to abandon like behave o

child: yay! and developmental delays are yet another reason for learning slowly. about special-needs children and their cognitive development, we have to understand that there are stages that children go through. they learn one thing first and then the next thing, and sometimes children go through this process a little bit more slowly or a little bit more quickly, but the bottom line is the same for all children. you need to listen to them, see where they are, and take them there to the next step. with children who are learning a little bit more slowly, you're going to have to break those steps into a little bit smaller pieces so that they can get it in a way to benefit themselves, but these stages are the same. hendrick: when children are not doing as well as expected and are struggling with learning, it's time to consult our colleagues and talk to the child's family about the possibility of seeking outside intervention or help. help is available, and the sooner such children obtain it, the sooner they can begin to overcome their difficulties. child: look at what

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yay, san francisco.o we have a snow angel program where we ask citizens to voluntarily shovel the snow off their neighbor's lawns. so these are all the programs offered by the capital city clean up program. we started in 2005 as part of the waste management branch and this past year in 2012 we were moved to the community standards branch which is where we are housed now. so we have a very strong link with our programs between the programs that we offer and the community standards or community bylaw ordinances that we're operating under. the lation that we focus in on is 14614, that is the bylaw that governs litter pick up in the city. community standards 146400 is the graffiti standards bylaw. our bylaw is unique to other cities in that we don't focus on the definition of graffiti, we focus on whether or not graffiti is considered a nuisance on a property. so the bylaw is written such that it has to fall within the definition of community standards, the nuisance property and therefore we're not ever rest

. >> yay. >> that's excellent. >> sorry. >> no, don't be sorry. just the title page, we don't have commissioner murphy listed. and under call to order, it says commission vice president woo ho called the meeting to order. [laughter] >> okay. >> we were channeling you. >> okay. >> those are the only corrections that i have. >> with those revisions may i have a motion to approve? >> so moved. >> second. >> all in favor? >> aye. >> item 3, public comment on executive session. >> executive session. >> so moved. >> second. >> execute session of conference counsel existing litigation matters. >> hi, scott. we will do vortex second, will you mind waiting outside? thank you, >> we need to get going. >> i think we will have a motion to reconvene in open session. >> so moved. >> second. >> she's coming. i move to reconvene in open session. >> second. all in favor. >> aye. >> i move to disclose in closed session the commission unanimously voted to approve the proposed settlement of the contract claimed by vortex construction for different site conditions for

that is -- yay, a great thing and giving our executive director some more power for suspension is really valuable and i personally appreciate those two items as well as the dj's of course, so that's great. i have no questions. i just wanted to tell you they appreciate all of that. anybody else have questions for the supervisor? >> yeah i do. supervisor wiener i have questions about the temporary permits. one of the biggest issues is the night issue and new owners bring issues as they try to keep things under control. is there any provision that they have to do community outreach before getting this temporary permit? >> well i will ask the executive director to respond in more detail. i can just tell you that the -- i think the maximum number of days -- was it 60 days? >> 90. >> 90 days. i mean it is a significant problem when a club is sold because of the place of entertainment permit is personal to the operator and doesn't run with the club like a conditional use permit would that going through the process is rather extensive and a club can be forced to shut down, so there's no requirem

. >> now it's time for every man and woman in the senate to stand up and say yai or nay. i'm for or i'm against. tragedy to traumatize a nation and after all the thinking and debate and discussion with the majority of american people thinking the proposal the president put forward make absolute sense. the climax of this tragedy could be, we're not even going to get a vote? imagine how this makes us look. it's time to stand up. it's time for these guys to stand up and be counted. stand up so they cannot only look the nra in the eye, people say what am i going to say to the nra? i got a question for you, what are you going to say to those parents? look them in the eye and tell them you concluded there is nothing you can do. we have an obligation to try. >> the future of gun legislation could well rest in the hands of democrat joe manchin and pat toomey. they're working to replace the original wording in the legislation to gain more support from the right. according to "the new york times," potential amendment would exclude from background checks for the transfer of guns bet

. - yay! school time!ff to work. - ugga-mugga. - ugga-mugga. - good morning, daniel. good morning, mr. tiger. - hello, teacher harriet. - hi, teacher harriet. my neighbour is here too! - hi, neighbour. i'm so glad you're at school today. - thanks! - daniel, why don't you go and play in the play corner with your friends? - grr-ific! hi, katerina. can i help? - meow, meow, yes! - cool! - put that brick over there. - ok! (daniel humming) - can you please pass me that block? - got it! (katerina laughing) - thank you! doo-doo-dee-doo, la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la... we need another block. let's put that over here. oh. up there. there. - hmm... what are we building? - this is a wall to my house. see? - ooh, so cool! - meow, meow, thank you! (katerina laughing) now that we are done, want to play house? i'll be mommy! - ok! i'll be the daddy tiger! - see my baby, meow, meow? - hi, little baby. i'm your daddy tiger. i can make breakfast! - ok! - grr-ific! hey, do you like strawberry pancakes? - my favourite, meow, meow