you stay where you are. how much time do you have? seconds. you have to make a decision within seconds. if you run to the street what will happen? >> get hit by a car. you have windows, glass to fall on you. high rise. if you know where you are, stay there than to go somewhere you don't know what's there. once it's shaking between 30 seconds to a minute and once it's over, things will fall and tip over. give it time to move around. of course, if there is danger coming to you, you want to move. so, picture these buildings. against the wall. will i go behind this wall? lean against it, cover my head? no. the pictures frames. if they come off and hit me on the top of the head, more injuries. be aware of that target. look behind you before you lean against the wall. sometimes wrong place at the wrong time there is no way to get down this way. try to find a [inaudible] place if you can. get next to something that's sturdy that will block up against you. how much time do you have? short. >> this picture, what's a good spot? round ones. >> make sure

you breathe them. you can eat them or get them on you. okay. or they can be injected into you. like if you have hazardous material at the grand autoand you slip and you get stuck. it's in you and on you. stay out of that place. here's a look of hazardous spills. the can tainer is bubling and oozing. bubling liquids or vapors. yeah. anything like that if you see something like that after an earthquake. don't kick it, pick it up or taste it. you will safety first. then everybody around you. isolate the area, for everybody else. and notice the fire department, that's us. around the house we use, limit the amount of stuff you are storing. we like to isolate the materials in enclosed cabinets locked metal ones are best, separate the flammables for the oxidizers. the bleach from the ammonia. you will ask me, george, where do i take this garage full of stuff. i have a garage full of stuff i don't use. there is a place on tunnel avenue if you are a city resident you take it down there and show them you are a city resident and they will take it. call us. say, i can't get down there i ha

no, riggs, look you-- hey, you-- you know i love you. you know i love you, riggs. and you're problems are my problems, right? i mean, like you said, what happens to you, happens to me. so try me. i'm here for you. i--i haven't--i haven't got any problems, roger. no, man. yes, you do. we all have problems. and you helped me, and i'm gonna help you. i do have a little problem. uh--aw, no see you don't wanna hear this. this is piddly stuff. yes, i-- riggs, yes, i do. i want to hear it. tell me. you don't-- this is ridiculous. no! no! no, i'm here. i'm here. well... i think... maybe i slept with someone that i probably shouldn't have. you son of a... (water splashing) help me, man. i ought to let you drown, you traitor. help me. come on in. (water splashing) what'd you hit me for? you slept with rianne. i did not. yes, you did. who did you sleep with? i slept with sergeant cole. sergeant cole from traffic? no, not sergeant cole from traffic--lorna. sergeant cole from traffic's her uncle. oh, ok. that's ok. oh, i don't know. she doesn't like-- bullhorn: sheriff's depart

when you realize that's what you're doing, you go the other way, you you nurture that talent as best the best of your ability. >> one time i was so upset with the company that said, you're not doing enough commercial records and this and that. when he came in, he said something to me 45 years ago, he said, dad, i know the businessmen, that's what i do. what you should do is paint whatever you want and sing whatever you want. and i'll take care of the rest. and maybe during the holidays you say hello and thank everybody. stay away from that. it was a freedom, a reward that i received. to be able to have the freedom to express myself without somebody saying, we don't want that, and all that. >> good luck. >> it was gone. i mean -- >> well, i figure it comes from having the foresight to choose your son as your business manager. when they put you first rather than the business side. thank you very much. i want to end this, i have the opportunity to take you to a darkened room and have tony bennett sing exclusively for me and my viewers "the way you you look tonight." i think we should do

have you -- have you changed?ave you gone hollywood? >> what do you mean? what do you mean? i mean, i'm coming up on my -- what is this? i put a solid deck into the biz. coming up on my deck hand. >> jimmy: what does that -- >> in the biz. >> jimmy: sorry. what do you mean? [ laughter ] what do you mean? >> oh, oh, oh. my anniverse in the cave. i've been doing this ten years. >> jimmy: in the cave? >> yeah, yeah. it's my deck hand. [ laughter ] you guys know what i'm talking about. >> jimmy: so you -- you just abbreviate words now? you're that cool? >> well, i've got a lot going on. you know what i mean? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you don't have to abbreviate. >> i don't know. i just happen to -- you know, it's better. i can just say a lot more in a short time. >> jimmy: sho wo. shortened words. >> yes. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: your sho wo. yeah, yeah. >> my sho wo. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> that's -- >> jimmy: no, i know you haven't changed. i know. but, i mean, i met you back when you did that movie with --

what are you thinking about? now, you know -- >> i know. >> you know what you said online, right? >> yeah. >> how old is this girl? >> i don't know. >> 13. she told you she was 13. >> yeah. i told her to go away. she keeps im'ing me back. >> you ask if she has got naked pictures of herself. you ask if she performs oral sex and what color her underwear is. now, michael, you know this is not right to do this, right? >> i know. >> we had this very same conversation in riverside, california. >> yeah. >> do you remember that? >> yeah. >> and right then you told me that you knew this was wrong and that you would never, ever do it again. that turned out to be a lie, didn't it, michael? >> i promise this time if you rip it up, i'll never come back. >> but if he appears to be a sad case, you should know that according to perverted-justice seibert has had sexual chats with at least three other decoys who said they were underage girls. and you should also know that there is another side to seibert's story. he served a year in jail for a dangerous assault. >> what was the deadly weapon you us

how can you start with -- then you don't tell me -- i tell you you what, and then you don't tell me -ot going to ask you any more. >> i'm going to ask myself the questions. is cnn giving you carte branch? there a seven second delay? >> they're not technically

. >> you bet! thank you very much. remember to vote for me. >> we thought we'd have a little fun there. thanks for watching. we'll see you same time, same place tomorrow. here's piers morgan tonight. >>> tonight, what's the deal with donald trump? he's moderating a gop debate and three candidates have dropped out already. >> we've already set our calendar in december and i communicated to mr. trump that that schedule is completed. >> does anyone still want the trump seal of approval? >> the debate is december 27th. i'm looking to endorse somebody after that debate. >> has the donald overstayed his political welcome? tonight, i'll ask donald trump himself. >>> and also, the extraordinary life and times of the queen of hip hop and soul. mary j. blige. >> i was dying. it was over. i was going to die. it didn't matter. but i didn't want to die. >> this is "piers morgan tonight." >>> good evening! i've got to know donald trump pretty well over the last few years, and i can tell you he's a man who's used to being number one.

thank you. thank you. thank you. thank you. >> jeff: a little bit of redemption. i want to pop around a little bit. dawn, a lot of people talked to me during the season about you, mother of six, adopted kids, mormon family, out here. you-- i know a lot about you. you transformed your body to be on this show. you did a lot of things to get on here. what's the thing you took away from it? >> how important it is to challenge yourself, no matter what age you are. ozzy talks a lot about kids. i think my experience on the tribe with ozzy taught me you've got to face challenges, big ones, and the bigger the better. i explained to you that "survivor" to me was just this big out-there dream goal and it was really too big. i had no right asking for that goal and i went for it anyway. and the kind of joy and growth that came from that made it all the better. so it's about challenging yourself. ( applause ) >> jeff: whitney and keith, i want to-- and i don't know if a lot of people know, you guys are a couple. it's been pub lisized if people haven't seen that. and, whitney, y

let life happen to you, you know? >> yes. >> what are you going to do?you don't like you're not going to take that flight? >> what if someone is not attractive or freaky looking even though they are nice people and you go, i don't want to sit next to that person and you don't know what you're missing. we're against it. >> the other thing that does not exist in life except for hoda, mr. perfect does not exist. another study. >> most women say their guy is about 69% perfect. >> i think it was chris rock or a median having a show. he said ladies, guys, i want you to think about this. you are not your woman's first choice. that's what he said. >> really? >> he said if you think about your very, very first love, whoever your first love was in your life, everyone has that person then you're with, usually aren't with the first love, usually with the later live. you're like the second or third choice, they are saying. >> you have to kiss a bunch of frogs is the point. i think expecting perfection is an absolute recipe for disaster. guess what? you're not perfect

since you retired, the 20-year period do you wish noek what you know now, you hadn't retired when yout of all, dealing with shaq. shaq is so amazing. he's probably, i think the most entertaining, most dominant player we ever had and great for the game. but if i knew what i know today, i probably wouldn't have never retired. and, but at the same time, you know i was uneducated. i didn't know. so i made the right move because i wanted to be here a long time for my wife, cookie, my kids. as well as, just making sure that -- that the virus didn't attack my immune system. because the if i played the 82-game schedule, the doctors felt it would attack my immune system. >> were you more shocked by the people who supported you at the time who you didn't expect to? or were you more disappointed by those you thought would who didn't? >> well i think i was more shocked at -- the people who did sta port me. because the i think at the end of the day when i wanted to come back to the nba a couple players came out against me that they didn't want to play against me. i think that was the most shocking

when you did the bieber thing, you looked -- you looked good. [ laughter ] it's funny as hell, but you were getting laughs, but a lot of us were saying, "he has a pretty sizable thing down there." right? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it was funny, and i was impressed with that, too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's a washcloth. i had -- >> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i get -- >> well you got to let me smell that later. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: dude, you're the greatest. thanks for coming back. how you been? everything good? >> everything's terrific, buddy. i've been watching -- i did watch your bieber in my kitchen with my kids and -- and your body popping and stuff, i couldn't believe how smooth you were. then, my wife was like, "can you do that?" and i was like, "i tried it a couple of times." she goes, "oh, you can't do it." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not nice. that's all right. you tried at least. >> i just tried -- >> jimmy: yeah, i don't know how this guy's got -- i've got bieber fever for a second. >> you really do. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] but, do you hav

>> so he's chortling away at you there, donald. do you care? do you find him funny? >> i don't -- i think he's okay. to be honest, i don't get the humor. he's got something going, i guess, because he's got a little bit of an audience, not a big audience, but i don't get his humor too much. i think he's fine. i watch him on occasion. but i wouldn't say he's one of the funny men that i've ever heard. he's okay. >> let's turn to newt gingrich. newt gingrich has accepted the invitation to come to the debate. he is the front-runner. he is, right now, potentially the guy who will win the nomination. so you've got the main man. talk about newt gingrich for a moment. what do you think of him? >> well, first of all, the debate is a newsmax debate and they're a very powerful organization, they really are, and they've done an amazing job. it's not a trump debate, and it's newsmax, and they asked me if i would do it. i'm really impressed with newt. i'm impressed from where he came. even with his handling of the debate, he is decisive, he was quick. he said, this is a great oppor

are you okay? i'm scared. you were really brave calling 911. can you tell me where you are? we're in the drugstore. what about you, though? are you okay? (phone beeps) riley? yeah, i know she should've told me, but joanne and i don't exactly talk. yeah. well, thanks again, though. okay. bye-bye. what's wrong? dean had an accident on his dirt bike. is he okay? yeah. he broke his arm. but i had to find out through facebook. well, at least he sent you a message, right? nah, he never confirmed me as a friend. he did friend my cousin, though, and that's how i found out-- through her. if it makes you feel any better, clark didn't confirm me as a friend, either. yeah, but your son doesn't live 2,000 miles away. planes go to dallas, boss. she won't let me through the front door, eddie. so you bring a ram. (chuckles) right? (camera shutter clicks) (camera shutteclr icks) (shutter clicks) (shutter clicks) (shutter clicking) no...! i gave you a warning, becky, you didn't listen. you're gonna have a time-out. it's not fair! well, maybe next time mommy says no, you'll listen. i don't lik

you ever kill a boy like nick? you selfish bastard! you selfish bastard!ou're just thinking about yourself! what about me, huh? we're partners. we are partners . what happens to you happens to me. after all e stuff we've been through, don't you get it? don't you get it? when you retire, you're not just retiring you, you're retiring us, man. you're retiring us. that's not my problem. yes, it is. it's not my problem! you're the only family i got. i got 3 beautiful kids. i love them, and they're yours. trish does my laundry. i live in your icebox. i live in your life! what have i got? what am i supposed to do? i don't care. yes, you do. i don't care!

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it's like you can, you know, you can love your wife and memory. >> host: yes, and do you find that immigrants you've talked to, you talk to so many, do they feel comfort or tension? >> guest: depends where they are. generally in america, they feel some tension -- >> host: sure. >> guest: but by and large people assimilate much better here than say in europe, and i think the fundamental reason for that is that in america, basically you have to work. you can't just come to america and start claiming enough welfare benefits if you're an able bodied young male or something. you have to get a job. in the workplace, people have to get along. you know, if you're all in the office together, it might not be the people you would necessarily choose to socialize with, but you're trying to pursue a common objective, get the work done, and that means you have to behave towards each other with a bear minimum of politeness and understanding, and that means you get along, and the workplace is the most integrated part of america i think, and it's a huge contrast to europe where you can sometimes just show up a

also because of how you have touched people over the years. thank you. >> thank you. [applause] president chiu: there are a couple of remaining comments. supervisor farrell: i do not know how many people know this. because of the retirement party, i saw this on the wall. to think about his impact on the city but also his electoral record. he has been floated for over 1 million san franciscans have cast ballots for the share of over the course of his career and i am not sure anyone else in san francisco can see that. it is an amazing record. thank you for everything and congratulations. [applause] president chiu: i would like to speak for 30 seconds and supervisor mirkarimi has some closing comments. when i was a criminal prosecutor at the hall of justice, my colleagues and i may have made some decisions that make -- did not make every criminal defendant happy. i want to thank you for the work you did and the leadership you provided to your deputies for the protection and work that you did at the hall of justice. we all understand that in the field of public safety, it

you gotta breathe. you gotta breathe!] >> if you don't let them breathe, you put the pants on, you can breathe more. >> i think that feminism, women should be able to have whatever career they want. i will start something call "menism" and i will start wearing skirts on the show. [ applause ] >> i want to have more breathing room down there. >> kilt-day. >> we should. let's do it, a kilt kay. we are on. -- kilt day. >> we are on! >> think about it, scrub kilts? [ laughter ] >> coming up, whatever happened to the pregnant man, and how did he get pregnant in the first place. he's here answering those questions and revealing the new medical scare that could prevent him from having another baby. stay with us! [ crowd cheering ] [ applause ] >> announcer: coming up. >> i realized that going off of my testosterone and going through the process of pregnancy might erase some of the progress i made with my body, but i knew it had to go through what it needed to go through to ultimately have our first child! >> and later ... my fri

you're very big, do you know how big you are?, no, no. >> you are so big that you are featured in "good housekeeping" magazine. there is amy grant. and vince gill. so cute on the cover. wish them a happy merry christmas. inside there is a little article featuring our hodi. >> isn't that funny i'm in "good housekeeping." i don't know how to cook or clean. >> i'm wrapping gifts for family and friends, not for me, and reams of paper everywhere. i sit in my sweats and crank up donnie hathaway's "this christmas." >> i love this song. ♪ a very special christmas >> i do love that song. most of what i said is true. >> i have a little champagne. a little? then i turn something tedious into a great moment. >> sounds like i'm a drunk sitting around wrapping presents. >> i'm going to give you a test today to see if you have the good housekeeping seal of approval. let's find out how many of these items you actually know. >> that's rude. what is that? crock pot. >> no. that is heavy. what is this? >> that is a spatula. >> thank you. >> specifi

how do you, you know -- >> jimmy: sorry. >> i'm not sure how you prepare for heights, you know. play a practical joke and like mock shove me out. >> jimmy: no. >> you see what i mean. >> jimmy: see, i wouldn't laugh at that at all. >> yeah. and there's a guy like, on his cell phone holding me with a wire on my belt. >> jimmy: get off the phone, will you. i mean, come on get off the phone. >> my mom is going to kill you. pay attention. >> jimmy: but i mean, you're -- i mean, tom cruise is like -- >> he's already hanging out window already, and i -- and i come out -- >> jimmy: it's one of the most frightening -- it's really action, awesome like what's "mission: impossible," but it's like, you know, that kind of action, james bond-y type of stuff -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: -- where you're like, just sticking to the windows and climbing with these gloves that stick to the windows or something. >> yeah. that's a good description. >> jimmy: it is, right? yeah, yeah, yeah. >> you saw the movie for sure. >> jimmy: yeah, i did. i did. i definitely did. dude, i loved it. i can tell you all the

. >> you disen gauge before you engage.can only stay for 20 minutes. how you doing? >> it's so insincere. >> you got to go. >> the trouble is if you want to stay at, you're having a wonderful time, you just want to get away from that one person. >> i'm so sorry. i need to go to the ladies room. and then go to the lady's room. i always need to go anyway so go. >> i do that sometimes. >> they find you again. got a little problem. got to go again. >> now i need a drink. this is what i do. when the person is going on and on and another person comes up. i'm like, oh, my god, do you know bill? then leave the blabber to bill and you are out. >> that's the way to do it, too. when they go, hi. they're in your face, in general. >> that can be annoying. also they say the line, let me let you go. >> like you are being gracious. what you're really saying, get me out of here. >> there was a girl who used to work at nbc. >> who was it, hodi? >> i can't say her name. i used to think everyone was always walking backwards away from her and s

thank you, thank you, thank you. thank you, dwar, thank you quar. [ gong ] all right.first, you can only break the pinatas using karate kicks. you cannot use your hands. you cannot use your body, in addition, the pinatas must fully break in order to count. also, keep in mind, in the event of a tie, our great audience will decide the winner based on kicking awesomeness. so, it's very important that your kicks are awesome. any questions before we begin? >> ready. >> jimmy: all right, good. >> good. >> we're good. >> jimmy: okay, good. contestant number one, you are up, go take your place in the -- [ laughter ] go take your place. put on your blindfold when ready. let's get these fiesta rings spinning. remember to try to stay on the mat at all times. 20 seconds on the clock. ready -- set -- kick! ♪ ♪ [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: all right, all right. very, very good. very, very good. take off your blindfold. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, i thought you were gonna hand me your sock. there you go. thank you very much. and thank you for not handing that to me. nice job. very -- kicki

you said something on your website, you said you welcome the scrutiny, you welcome the attacks, you set up an entire website to answer criticisms. you. i want to buff you a chance to go through some of these things. i was watching some of the sunday talk shows this weekend and even some of the consecutive commentators were saying, newt has done good up to this point, but can he be disciplined again? he should maybe focus on five ideas, not 500 ideas. that was a question they were raising. is that a legitimate point maybe from the years you were enter or is that unfair. >> i think the discipline part is right. i think their analysis is wrong. i need to be disciplined in not losing my temper, i need to be disciplined in focusing the messages we want to send. but i always remind people, wal-mart succeeds because there's a simple core message wishes is best value at lowest price and 25 thousand items. we live in a complicated yes. it helps in south carolina the attack by the obama administration on boeing, to know that there's $29 billion in natural gas offshore. to know that the charleston

good to see you, guys. thank you. thank you. thank you so much. good to see you. how you doing?ow are you? >> [inaudible] >> thank you. i appreciate that. thank you for being out here this morning. thank you so much. good to see you. this feels wonderful. i'll tell you, the crowds and the enthusiasm couldn't be more encouraging. thank you. hi. oh, my goodness, you're so kind. good to see you. thank you. thank you. great to see you. thanks for being here. thank you. thanks for your help. >> [inaudible] >> you bet i will. you bet. okay. what's your name? >> [inaudible] [inaudible conversations] >> we had an event that we agreed to do there, and then i'm going to come back first thing tomorrow. >> [inaudible] >> oh, i've got another one, all right. >> please, stop the wars and keep us out of any more. >> [inaudible] >> there you go. thank you. okay. hey, guys, how are you? be good to see you. >> this was four years ago. this is jacob. [laughter] >> hi, jacob. he's wondering why he's up so high in the air. have you got a pen here? okay. jkob. [inaudible] >> don't know how to spell.

do you have a condom with you? >> no. >> you don't. do you have it in your car? >> no. >> three condoms. >> police find condoms in his pocket. later, kalantari pleaded guilty to one count of an attempted lewd act upon a child. >> the guy is getting out of his car. >> hey, how are you? >> back at the house, a 23-year-old is pulling up in a fancy infiniti coup. he is a loan consultant. and lives in long beach just about a mile from our undercover house. in his online chat with a decoy who says she is 13, he asks what sex acts she's performed. he says he is concerned about her. you know, girls can't really process the emotion of sex until after 16 at the earliest. >> but later, he asks the girl if she wants to have sex and he seems to be well aware that sex with a 13-year-old is against the law. >> a lot of things are illegal. i have to keep myself out of jail, you know. >> but in the end, he says he wants the girl to perform oral sex on him and that he'll perform other sexual acts on her. >> what do you want to do? >> that's a very good question. what's in your dri

then it fake calls you. >> jimmy: it fakes calls you, yeah. >> and you answer it and it's you. >> jimmycents. but look you can get all these different ringtones. >> 0.99 cents? ♪ >> jimmy: like this. ♪ [ laughter ] this is new age. look at this one. ♪ [ laughter ] country, if you like country. ♪ it's fun, huh? >> a little overpriced for me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you guys, joshua topolsky right here, go to theverge.com. we'll be right back with rufus wainwright, everybody. stick around. was it good? >> yeah, yeah, sure. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ okay, so who ordered the cereal that can help lower cholesterol and who ordered the yummy cereal? yummy. that's yours. lower cholesterol. lower cholesterol. i'm yummy. lower cholesterol. i got that wrong didn't i? [ male announcer ] want great taste? honey nut cheerios. want whole grain oats that can help lower cholesterol? honey nut cheerios. it's a win win. good? [ crunching, sipping ] be happy. be healthy. can i try yours? >> steve: brought to you by old navy. come fun, come all. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a great

you didn't have to push on it. you just have to look at it. you hold it. you cup it.alf the credit for that one. i'll say that josh wins this one, okay? we'll just give it to josh. [ cheers and applause ] josh and seth meyers, i love you guys. thank you for coming. happy holidays. tell your mom and dad i said hi. >> thanks for having us. we'll be right back with kim wayans, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ female announcer ] go-to... [ male announcer ] holiday party. [ female announcer ] go-to... [ male announcer ] making spirits bright! [ female announcer ] cheers to you, mr. kangaroo. ♪ [ male announcer ] go-to... [ female announcer ] winder wonderland. ♪ go-to... [ male announcer ] unsilent night. [ female announcer ] and to all a good yellow tail. always a favorite for your favorite time of year. [ male announcer ] yellow tail. the go-to. see? he's taking his vitamins. new one a day vitacraves plus omega-3 dha is a complete multivitamin for adults. plus an excellent source of omega-3 dha in a great tasting gummy. one a day, gummies for grown-ups. [ jennifer

you have to find where you want yourself to be and how you want people to see you in this world. blessed to have a parent that guided me towards very healthy time period of mourning, going through the confusion, going through the shock, the anger, all the emotional things you do when this happens to you. really, kind of guided me towards not being a victim and not going through my life feeling victimized. i'm saddened by that night and saddened by that i vent. >> do you still have nightmares, flashbacks? does it haunt you? >> no, it doesn't haunt me at all. i'm completely at peace. >> it's an extraordinary thing, she sends you off. she says get away. whatever happens to me, i don't want you part of this. get away and have a career. you did. >> my mother is amazing. i know all daughters will say this. it sounds bias. my mother is a very -- she's very unique. >> she saved your life when you were 2 years old. you fell into a swimming pool, she dived in fully clothed and pulled you out and she saved your life again. >> she saved my life many other times, too. >> tell me about her. >>

did you fund a celebrity? >> yeah, i wanted to talk to you about that. you see? actually, i'm kind of a celebrity. >> you? no. kermit, listen, i will not air the show unless you find a real celebrity host. i will rerun benson if i have to. >> it's a great movie. >> it is a great movie. >> it's ripping up the box office. >> it broke my heart to have to tell the muppets that they weren't famous. because there is -- >> you told kermit, he is the most famous animal ever created. >> in my brain. >> he is 70. >> i know. >> how could do you that? >> best acting i've ever done in my life. >> you should be an absolute spoiled brat. so what went wrong. >> thank you. >> what went wrong? >> you're perfectly nice. my early experience of you a few moments ago confirmed this. why aren't you as a productive two superstars just lying on some sun lounger in a bikini spending daddy's money being a brat? >> that's a really good question. i often ask myself that. no, my parents are -- they're great people. and they are priorities were very much in check when my sister and i were born

you come over here. you put on the santa claus hat.oing, i'm going to kill her. >> you dance, you stop. i liked it. everyone needs control in their lives. i have mine. >> it's called self-control. this should be on one of the tips to survive the holiday party, make that number 11, don't be a bossy pants. >> these were the tree ornaments. >> let me hold yours. i don't like holding my own. it's weird. these are the christmas tree ornaments they had hanging up on the tree. >> who doesn't want hoda hanging from her tree? >> these are book marks for the "today" show book. here are ten tips to survive your holiday party. >> according to gawker. >> two-drink maximum. yesterday was a two-drink minimum. >> if you want to dance and want to get that party, people have to get lubed up. >> it depends on if you're driving and how much food you're eating. yesterday it was a bit of a problem when they took the food away. you've got to show up for work the next day. >> people who call in sick after the holiday party, it's a big no-no. we know that you

before you get any wits about you, she's embraced you and kissed you and you have the flu or whateverying. so, that's not good. i'm glad she likes the show. this is a wonderful distance we're keeping from me and the shirts, you know? >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. we'll be right back. jim is in "the muppets," it's in theaters now. we'll be right back. male optimue and...an apology card. this is ridiculous. yeah, and it's got apps. nice. it's got vudu, twitter, facebook. no honey, not facebook. ♪ honey, you think my sweater's horrendous? cats don't skate. i think it kicks butt. [ male announcer ] get low prices on the gifts they love, like lg tvs with the latest technology. backed by our christmas price guarantee. save money. live better. walmart. and here's my depression. before i started taking abilify, i was taking an antidepressant alone. most of the time i could pull myself together and face the day. but other days, i still struggled with my depression. i was coping, but sometimes it really weighed me down. i'd been feeling stuck for a long time. i just couldn't shake my d

you know, if you hear me and you say, oh, you sound good, then i'll entertain you. >> morgan freeman morgan freeman do some albums. i'm not sure it's a good thing. >> he should, man. the guy can sing. >> can he sing? >> he really can. if you break down some of the real simple elements of a voice, like the tone, he has a very nice tone to his voice. >> i suggested to him he could be the new barry white. he's got that love thing going down. i thought he was brilliant, morgan freeman. i thought he was one of the most entertaining people i've ever -- >> he's a great guy. >> hilarious. >> really funny, really, like off the charts smart, and he's got like a nice vibrato when he sings. i had an idea to do a cd, and i'm thinking about calling it "the act of song," and getting academy award winners, who aren't known as singers, to sing. like to collaborate with -- >> great idea. >> -- morgan freeman. maybe he could write lyrics, i could write music, or do a standard, do something. and i asked some of my friends like hillary swank and renee zellweger if they'd be interested in doing it. becaus

you are a celebrity, nay, a edge l end. do the people who live next to you love you or hate you? >> i have no idea. who talks to your neighbors? this is new york. i am surprised thatsatan couldn't have a clean sweep. what is tebow on this list? >> what about nancy grace? >> why is she anywhere? >> i wouldn't want to hang out with tim tebow, no reflection on hi. we just don't have much in common. but he would make an excellent neighbor. >> he would make a great neighbor. but you know who would be a better one? one of the people who won the iron chef competition. late at night and walk over and get a snack, no? are you not agreeing with me? no midnight snack? >> you might get really fat though. >> then have richard simmons move in on the other side. >> talk about late night activity. >> tom, 42% of those surveyed didn't want to live next to a celebrity, period. how is that possible? they are the greatest treasure. >> that's the thing. i don't understand how people would want to live next to jennifer aniston or brad pitt. these people are famous. they are really famous. they attract

because i mean i mean the you you proved that you could that you could be a perfect partner in a closed a closed environment for so long so i mean every one of you not only you tube but the others are really perfect for being for being building real families in the future thank you thank you had all the luck in life thank you very much and thank you to remind you that my guests today were alexander small yes he and diego who are the participants of the morris five hundred experiment and that's it for now for all of us if you're in town to your sound spotlight we have someone in mind you think actually interview next time you drop your would be back with more for some time and some of what's going on in and house until then stay on target and take a. thank you. plz. lead the least explode areas. and untouched by money. surrounded by steep logs. case paintings on display for thousands of years. eastern science beyond the time go. on see. me it is easy to be. instantly. it's mum. mum .

oh, you pick a number behind you.>> yeah, don't show anyone. you have a heart. >> do i show everyone what it is? >> jimmy: no! let me see it. here, you pull this off. >> yes. >> jimmy: now you look at it, but don't show anyone. all right? >> oh, i thought -- okay. >> jimmy: no, that's nothing. that's just something. then you put that in the box. >> okay, okay, okay. >> jimmy: and we haven't gotten to the game yet. [ laughter ] you say, is it a person, place or thing? but it's a person. then you start drawing. and you guess. >> a person? >> it's a person. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> when does the clock start? >> jimmy: whenever you're ready. and go! >> it's obama, it's -- it's santa claus! >> jimmy: oh my goodness! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ that's pretty good. oh my gosh, you got an easy one there. all right. mike, are you ready? >> yeah, i'm ready. >> jimmy: all right, you can sit down, ralph, if you want. audience, which one should i pick? [ cheers ] three. >> you're good. you can guess it. >> jimmy: why th

chris, i love you. >> chris, i love you. >> and take you to be my wedded husband. >> and take you totil death do us part. >> til death do us part. >> jimmy: her fingers were crossed. the fact that both your names start with a k is not a reason to get married. in other reality show news, the republican candidates for president continued to entertain us in all manner of unusual ways. last night on fox news, michele bachmann, you know who she is, right? when she was asked who she would choose as her running mate in the impossible -- if she were to be elected the candidate -- who she would choose, she said donald trump is someone voterst. yeah, we're intrigued with the shake weight, too. we don't necessarily want it to be vice president. can you imagine that? michele bachmann and donald trump? that doesn't sound like a ticket that sounds like the 2012 "dancing with the stars" finalists. she's out of her mind. can you see donald trump accepting a job as vice anything? i'm pret donald trump shot a new vud owe for youtube. he's got a channel. and any time he gets annoyed about something, he

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you know sometimes you see a story and it seems so you think you understand it and then you glimpse something else you hear or see some other part of it and realized everything you thought you knew you don't know i'm tom harpur welcome to the big picture. iran's long range missiles are standing by for drills system iran threatens to close off a key while route if the west continues to tighten its sanctions. fresh rallies flare up in syria with opposition activists reporting dozens of deaths at the hands of police as arab league observers continue to assess the state of play plus. this. is what the law the signal.

you, you, bring it on. she stands up and she makes her big bid and i go, you win. thinking, yes, i got it up to a lot of money! >> and then -- >> and then he says, i have two t-shirts you can both make that. i'm not telling you the amount because frank is probably watching at home. >> he's going to be upset and angry. >> but look what i got for it. i want to smell it first. there is a new research, there is research out that says -- what's it say? >> you can tell a person's personality from their b.o. your body odor. >> that is a nasty way to say it. from their personal scent. >> after they've been sweating. get in. >> oh. >> he smells good. he smells good. >> oh. >> i want some. >> you give me a check for half the amount. >> i don't want it that bad. >> take it out. it is damp. >> it's sweaty. >> it's got a little make-up on it. and there it is. hugh jackman. oh, my gosh. what should i do with it? i'm thinking about what we should do. if somebody wants to make an equal gift to equity fights aids, i would be happy to give this up for them. otherwise it's going in m

you know sometimes you see a story and it seems so you think you understand it and then you glimpse something else you hear or see some other part of it and realize everything you. are welcome to the big picture. welcome to the capital account i'm lauren lyster. all right guys it's time for tonight's tool time of war and tonight we actually have two winners for you both from the current g.o.p. presidential candidate category now a lot of the candidates out there been working very hard to come out with the most insane immigration plan possible rick santorum might have just taken the cake and yes i believe that this makes is the third time this week the rick santorum is what are told time award. so i guess i just makes him a really really big tool but seriously the guy just keeps spewing crazy during a campaign stop in spencer iowa yesterday the bench of a new set of there was asked again about his stance on immigrants who have families here in the united states so not only did he reiterate his usual point that those people are breaking the law but he went on to explain he can't be here for twe

thank you! thank you so much!> we're not mind readers. >> i don't have to guess or do detective work to figure out what the hell you want? thank you! >> i want to get it right. please tell me. let me know what you want. >> the thing is, most men are terrible at paying attention. women tell you what they want all the time. >> does your wife tell you what she wants? i actually pay attention and i check her web browsing history. then i know exactly what to buy her. >> you check her web browsing. >> which is why he is getting her sex toys. >> how do i get my husband to willingly help around the house with our toddler. if i ask, he doesn't want to. i'm tired. help. >> she needs to get up one morning and go. leave the baby, go. this is your child. you take care of him. trust me, you'll figure out a way to keep him alive. >> he might be alive but he might be laying in his own filth. >> he needs a day to realize just how hard it is to do what she does. >> if he is a nasty, selfish guy, he will resent she got up and left.

have you to back up your words. you have to say what you mean and mean what you say.w, it is not good enough. promises, idol promises. people were lost. you can't have it both ways. >> and he also lied about t. he had to be caught. this was suppose the to be the most transparent administration. >> it is not transparency, please. the reality is that government is corrupt. unfortunately. the reality is, it's changed. it is not 20 years ago. it is not the jfk time. it is not about personal responsibility. it is not saying what would you want for your country. >> but there is a total double standard. it's both o'clock and it is a scandal. holder should be fired. but wherate outrage for the democrats? if a republican did this, i can't imagine what it would be like. >> frank: aren't you outrage in the corner? aren't you outraged that an american life was lost? >> i'm outrammed by a lot of behavior. but unless we the people make changes, there is not going to be any changes. everybody's self partisan and goes to their corner and nothing gets done because you are peinallized

works for you, you.t to wear this in the ay? sometimes i see people -- >> now anything goes. the sparkly jewelry goes during the day now but just do one little thing. there's a fine line between what works and what's kind of over the edge tacky. >> we don't want to do that. >> great job you look beautiful. i hope you have something fun planned. >> work, work. >> business lady. bobbi brown thank you so much. happy holidays. >>> up next, easy appetizers full of flavor for your holiday guests. first this is "today" on nbc. ♪ [ female announcer ] this time of year you have a lot of festive meals. and safeway helps make every holiday meal a special occasion. so you can make all of your gatherings, just as merry as can be. get a boneless beef loin ny strip roast for just $4.99 a pound. pair it with a nicely priced malbec. we have thousands of wines. and we'll help you find the right one. safeway. ingredients for life. you'd do that for me? really? yeah, i'd like that. who are you talking to? uh, it's jake from

glad to you with you. >> when you look at the extraordinary life that you led wlrk do you think that your prime time was? >> i think it started at about 62 when i became single for the third time. and it's continued. i can honestly say that i've never been happier. but i've worked hard for it. >> i read a recent interview did you and you suggested that despite all these amazing men that you had relationships with, you actually never felt proper intimacy, which i thought was an extraordinary thing to say. what do you mean by that? >> well, to really bring all of yourself, including the not always very attractive and perhaps not loveable parts of yourself to the table in a relationship makes you very, very vulnerable. and if you have addictions of any kind or suffer from depression or things like that, it's very hard to do it. and, you know, for -- in my first marriages i think that i chose men -- i agree with katherine hepburn be, it's the women who choose the men, i chose men who like me really weren't able to show up 100% and it took me time to get over that and be open to a relatio